How do you feel about Absol?
>>56533576I sent one away on wonder trade shining pearl knowing flamethrower, ice beam, night slash and slash so people can know how great it is. I have one on shield that knows shadow claw, payback, rock slide and psycho cut. Before I started playing ruby on gba, I thought it was legendary like Suicune. It's my favorite dark type in crown tundra.
>>5653357611/10 design.Kicked serious ass during my Emerald playthrough.Is literally my wife.
I do draw for ansol threads occasionally when I feel like it I beat my meat to her I occasionally make absol threadsWhat do you think OP?
It’s my favorite Pokemon, and not because I want to fuck it. But I WOULD fuck it.
>>56533694>What do you think OP?I think "Absol!" and then I post more Absol.
>>56533778My brother
soft paw jobs
>>56533930Soft paws
>>56533576Cool design, but unfortunately just a sucker punch merchant
I want to feel her insides with my penis
>*robs Absol of the chance of ever receiving an actual evolution*T- thanks........
>>56534169It’s a blessing in disguise. Modern crossgen evos are a solid 50/50 between being really good or pure dogshit.
>>56533576Caught a shiny one today
>56534009>her
>>56534267y'know whenever you guys do that thing where you delete a meme arrow so the other person doesn't get a (you), you're actually embarrassing yourself and not them.THEY most likely don't remotely give a shit if they get (you)'s, but the fact that YOU personally decided to deprive them of one implies that YOU actually care if you get (you)'s or not. Basically what you're doing is trying to emotionally taunt the other person by not giving them a (you), but in doing so, what you actually reveal is that getting (you)'s is something that YOU actually care about. You actually think it hurts THEIR feelings not to give them a (you), which tells us that you personally are so insecure that if someone deprived YOU of a (you), it would upset you.
>>56533576she's a good girl
I love Absol.
>>56534169What could Absol turn into except an Angel?
>>56534300Shut up sperg
Tastefully asymmetrical.
>>56533576I feel very strongly about Absol.
>>56534751Sex
>>56533724Based.
>>56534300That's a bunch of words and not a single mention of Absol. Real shame.
>>56535262That's a small absol
>>56534169It's not like it's impossible, just unprecedented for a mega. Duraludon had a G-max and got an evolution anyway. So why not?
>>56535647>Absol will turn into a bridge
>>56534732Imagine that posture but she pushes her paws against your chest.
>>56535861No, anon. You're not allowed to walk all over Absol. She walks on you.
I am a devout believer in Absol being a cookie haver.
>>56536395But it’s not a dog. I agree, THOUGH.
No one likes Absol more than I do.
>>56536522Ohh yeah? Than prove it
>>56533576I played gen 4 before gen 3 as a kid so when I first used Absol in Sapphire I tried to use Swords Dance to boost Bite only for it to do a pathetic amount of damage, which gave a poor first impression.Why Dark was a special type is beyond me.
>>56536395I agree as well. However, it's all good to me.>>56536522Impossible. I like Absol more, it's a proven fact.
>>56536600>>56536682I have no need to prove anything.
>>56536692liar!
>>56536692I bet this poor lad doesn't even have an Absol daki.
>>56536946Plushies are better.
>>56536975Why not both?
>>56536980You can’t hold a daki’s paws.
>>56537037Not with that attitude you won't.
>>56533576>Super Luck>Scope Lens>Night SlashOh yeah, it's critical time
>>56538055based asymmetrical hax animal
plow the cow
I would do unspeakable things for a chance to mating press this slutty disaster animal.
I always have fantasies about that one day a disaster that absol predicts is her being mated with by a human But it was uncertain before it is almost about to happen to her
>>56538558Thicksol
>>56539412uuuuuuooooohhhhhh
>>56540747Nice crotch
>>56540747Haven't seen this one before. Another yoink for my collection.
>>56533576I like its ability to sense danger.
>>56540833Damn this is beautiful I need to improve my drawings to make something like this myself
How do I get an absol girlfriend?
>>56541476Be disaster-prone.
>>56541681So my life being shit is a good thing now?
>>56541794It is if you want to taste that forbidden Absol pussy.
>just clutched Cynthia first try in Shining Pearl thanks to Absol setting off perish song before Garchomp could wipe my teamThis creature just moved up the rankings of my favorite Pokemon.Disaster status: Foretold
flop
>>56543190let the Absol have a sausage…
>>56544107
>you will never be TF'd into a eevee and be topped by absol
>>56539412When you turn RTX on:
>>56533576
>>56533983She has the perfect proportions between body shape and paws size. A shame you can't say that without many people taking it in the wrong way. (I understand why, though.)
>>56534732Dance dance absolution
>>56544314This my mystery dungeon fantasy I'm the absol luring new and week teams into dungeon via fake rescue missions
imagine
>>56533724Based x2
>>56533576Love the design of the head.
heheh
>>56545755huehueh
>>56545781I hate this
>>56545781I regret my post.
>>56545781Brokemon threads were crazy.
Simple
>>56533983Danger paws.
>>56545792>>56545840Here's a different edit. :)
>>56545888She is so sexyI want to marry her
>>56545939Loses some of the best parts of the design to turn into a poor man’s Furfrou. Disgusting.
>>56546004Still pretty cute.
>>56546004Here's one to your liking.
>>56545888
>>56546186Hnnngh
>>56545869There were some pretty neat ones in the Absol thread.
>>56546359
>>56546370
>>56546375
>>56546379
>>56546386
>>56546074This is good.
>>56546389She looks like she needs some company
>>56533576I look like this.
why
>>56546794Awww, she wants to play.
>>56546359>>56546370>>56546379These look like they could appear in a RPG
My Absol Altashi gives the best pawjobs!
>>56547292That's a dumb name for an Absol. I call mine Ryder because it's the Absol you snag from the Rider in Colosseum.
>>56547348You aren't fooling anyone, Altashi-chan.
>>56547375
>>56547292Pattern recognition time. Who else see the amogus here?
>>56533576Goth gf but for furfags
>>56547803All I see are them beans.
>>56547829Sweaty beans
she heard you
>>56546186
>>56547292>>56547375I forgot who you are.
>>56533576As a dumb kid who only ever used the starter in Ruby, I never really payed attention to any other Pokemon outside ones that were useful for HMs.Suddenly when Gen 6 came around and I saw Absol got a Mega I thought. "Yeah sure, I'll catch one for this playthrough" I'm still not entirely sure how, but it eventually became my favorite Pokemon during the playthrough and has been since.
>>56547993how did you even know who I was in the first place?
>>56549071It's simple; ---------------------I forgot--------------------
>>56549165My wife Altashi is so cute! She will never be a man, no matter how badly she lies on the internet! Altashi!!!
>>56549211Sir, this is an Absol thread.
>>56549228My Absol is named Altashi.
I named my absol sweetie
>>56549254That is a nice name anon :)
>>56549237Very cool. Do the multi bros still multi?
she is so MUSCULAR in this picture i love it
>>56549405We're always here waiting for you, my queen.
>>56549518That wasn't what I asked.
>>56549533Please, forgive me, my queen! Yes, we multi...
>>56549539Okay, I'll join you in like a year or so when A-Z comes out since Absol is in it. Unless it doesn't have multis. Which it probably won't.
>>56549550I don't remember inviting you to join us, my queen.
>>56547993>>56549550Is there a folder somewhere that holds all of these Lute reaction images?I want them all. Please.
>>56549626They're from Zinfyu's Discordhttps://files.catbox.moe/ja151v.zip
>>56549641Thank you anon
Dan wants you to know that Palworld lost.
Munch wants you to go on a diet…A diet of beans. Then he wants you to fart in his mouth.
>>56549731BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTFFFF... fwee!
>>56549513You just like that ass
ayase you must seek help
Is it true what they say about fat chicks really digging Absol?Why is that?
>>56549762Stop it, I won't have you disrespecting my queen like this. Be better, be a decent human being.
Why is this schizo replying to his own posts? I’m just trying to enjoy the Absol thread, and a family-sized bag of Cheetos, in peace.
>>56549786I meant McDonald's value mean, not Cheetos. Or Maccas as it's known in other parts of the world...
cmon jazz, get it together, old buddy
>>56549805Sorry, I've been a total mess ever since you left us, queen...
>>56549831why, it was you who left me!
>>56549165>>56549840You don't have to lie to kick it. You certainly don't have to lie twice to kick it.
What fresh schizo hell have arrived in my innocent Absol thread?
>>56549786It’s /vp/, there’s a schizo for every thread.
>>56549741projecting
Time to sleep. If only Absol was real and you could cuddle in bed with one.
>>56550646You are right about that
Will be very dissapointed if Rapistwerewolf is gonna depict him with a generic dogenis in his goonerfag poke'dex project.
>>56544564>spoiler Absussy or Absenis?
Why is Absol so sexy?
>>56551515Benis :Dbut i wouldn't mind being a female absol if it means that i can rape hung eevee and vulpix boys
>>56551570It is a mystery.
>>56533576one of the best cookies in the pokemon world
>>56552223Have you tried them all?
>>56552270>cookiemon, gotta eat them all>It's you and me, I know it's my destiny >Cookiemon
Would you?
>>56552915Yes.
Don't die yet
I love seeing it fuck my fav pokegirls for me.
Amazing attack, but Dark type moves use Special Attack, so I can't recommend.Swords dance is nice but for what? Slash? A non-stab move? Kek.
I dreamt of having sex with absol
>>56555167I have done this before as well!
>>56533724Based x3
>>56552915God i wish i had a cute absol cookie to breed
>>56554907Get with the times old man.
>>56555876>>56552973WOULD YOU?
>>56556153
>>56556181WOULD YOU!?
>>56556250Simply put>pic related
>>56533576sex if male
>>56556508but what if female?
>>56558069boi-oi-oi-oing.
>>56549702(You)
>>56549702But they haven't added an Absol knock-off into Palworld yet.
>>56558164I can think of at least one. It isn't a knock off per se, but it does have an Absol part.
>>56558069I feel that Absol is just WISHING Espeon takes the cupcake just to have a reason to hit it with a Dark move.
HEYDon't die
Absol thread on /v/ turned into shit flinging kek
>>56560297Bummer. These threads are always comfy. But like anon said, there’s a schizo for every thread. This board sucks.
>>56560820Some one get her a towel
>>56560503Not this thread, anon. He meant>>>/v/691632819This /v/ one has much more shitposting.
>>56556915sex -=⟩>› SEX
>>56561147Still would.
>>56560898Wow /v/ was very horny for absol
>>56560828
>>56562894They're just like us..
Absolbros, we dodged a bullet. We really really dodged a bullet.
>>56538558Sauce?>>56539412On these?
>>56568281Front side isn't the worst, back side is though.
>>56569573I think that "back side" is actually it's face from a scrapped evolution
When ZinFyu first made a Twitter he just blocked all foreigners on site which is a shame because he draws god tier Absols and Leafeons (who is in my top 5). My old Twitter is still blocked by him. Does he still hate foreigners? Sorry I have no Absols to contribute my hard drive died last year and I never recovered digitally or emotionally.
>>56568281Jesus Christ
>>56569706Doubt
>>56533576I don't particularly care about Absol, but it's a baller design nonetheless.Part of a great gen, cool lore, decent shiny, nicely designed mega.Breedy gud/10 overall.
>>56574186Actually now that I think about it, seems like that is it's back sprite. So it's not it's "back side" as in it's butt, but the back of it's head.Still looks horrible if you ask me, the front sprite looks pretty bad too too, but especially the back sprite.
>>56560898Did the Absol appear on /v/ to warn about the impending teraleak?
>>56533576I caughtbone in Platinum today :D
