>I want your fur>Ringuma became his wifeIs sinnoh the furry region?
>>56569594>Is sinnoh the furry region?It properly introduced Lucario, so yes.
>>56569594>Lucario>Lopunny >Added Gallade into the Gardevoir mix>Glaceon (which has a literal Hime cut)>All the lore about Frosslass seeking out human men >Infernape for the monkey lovers >Garchomp for the scalies (and that one anon's GF)You're only just now realising this?
>>56570260Keep up with the leak, dude. Sex with Pokémon is just straight up canon now.
>>56569594Pokephilia is protected by Arceus' law in Sinnoh.
>>56569594>Prevent further generations of Ursaring by having raunchy, degenerate sex with the only female and having her birth your human offspringHoly fucking based
>>56570393Given time, they would have created Ursaluna. Ursaluna is the natural progression of the line without human DNA involved.
>>56570393>your human offspringanon...
>>56570283>see Octillery on the beach>fuck it and throw it into the ocean
>>56570283>And threw her back into the sea>Multiple timesWhat a wild way to pump and dump some fertile octopussy
>>56571117>>56571127
>>56571184is that the original version of that meme?
>>56571127>THERE'S A FUCKING BEACHED OCTOPUS>Unf unf unf>GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE THOT *throw*The enigmatic chad.
>>56571230Yep.
>>56571241Truly a visionary, a pioneer, an innovator. Temples should be built in this man's honour, his vision must be seen through by modern day trainers.Godspeed Chadtaro, may your place in heaven be filled with bountiful Octillery and Grapploct maidens
>>56571316He became a Sinnoh legend. That weird fucking guy who fucked an Octillery, passed down generation after generation for some fucked up reason.
>>56571342I mean, maybe his octopus-human son spread the legend.
>>56569594>>56570283>still no file paths postedFake?
>>56571367I want to believe it's fake but it's so fucking funny
>>56571367>>56571404Ah, never mind, not fake. Found it. It's in HaveSomeFun\DP\DP\DP仕様\pmyth.Here's an AI translation of the entire octillery thing.
>>56571514>Being mixed species turns you into a psychoWhat did Game Freak mean by this.
>>56571514Sharpedo can turn into people?
>>56571514What in the actual fuck is this??!?!?!?!? They were smoking fucking crack!!!!!
>>56571514Here's the Ursaring story.Weirdly enough, there seem to be multiple different drafts of these fucking stories.
>>56571514>>56571614Some writer at Game Freak just REALLY wanted to write Erotic/Romantic pokemon fiction ok give him a break.
>>56571634he's based for not going for the humons at least...
>>56571514Maybe PETA was on to something. Fucking hell. You can't just go around cutting parts off for fun.
>>56571514I killed 30 Ursaring
>>56571675SOCIOPATHphy
>>56569594Always has been. No wonder gen 4 is still the worst gen to this day.
Who the fuck was writing this shit? What game was this even for? They just wrote a bunch of fucked up shit and for no reason because it wasn't even used. Probably Masuda thinking this is the shit he needs to be doing.
>>56571693eh it does sound fitting for the indigenous setting I'd say
>>56571117...and he did it twice. Man, Sinnoh is crazy stuff.
>>56571693>Expecting autistic japanese creatives running a company where they have almost complete artistic freedom NOT to make absurd art of their creationRookie mistake. You should see what shonen jump manga authors draw of their characters in the inner circles.
>>56571693canalave library
Oh wait, maybe this was for the library where you read about pokemon """"sitting at the same table"""" and they were going to make the stories longer... and really fucking retarded
>>56571514>>56571614Someone really, REALLY hated Ursaring, huh.
>>56571715Yeah, "I had sex with an octopus: my story" was definitely going to be in the Cero A rated game.
>>56571741it was a different time
>>56571675RAAAAGH
I'll never be able to look at the Alpha Octillery in the same way anymore...
So.. why did the pokemon and human stopped dating?
>>56571834Puritans and Pokemon rights groups
>>56571834men got tired of losing to pokecock
>>56571834Arceus Protestants.
>>56571834octillery stopped putting out
>>56571685ah yes, an image of a unaware dude not knowing that the button he's pressing turns on the furry gas dispenser for the room he's in
>>56571856*women and *pokepussy seems to be the correct words.
>>56571514>>56571614Wondered if they were all just male human X female pokemon stories.But no.Someone was really into this.
>>56571834Women. How are they supposed to compete against Gardevoirs and shit?Same reason why Swedish women pushed to ban immigration from Asian countries because it was mostly Asian women immigrating to marry men
>>56571876TyphloCHAD...
>>56571876>Typhlosions are half humanNigga?
>>56571876yep suddenly i think we should outlaw poke human relations
I hope there's a pokesex entry for every line til gen 4 now.
>Female bears and octopusC'mon Gamefreak, if you were going to add bestiality, at least make it cool. Where are the tentacle monsters? And here in Peru there's a myth of a male bear capturing and raping a princess, who gives birth to a boy, who later kills his father to save her.You could grab old mythos, but noooooooo, you had to shove your monster girl fetish. We should've known: Nidoqueen, Lapras and Kangashkan were coincidences, but you did it honestly when Gardevoir showed up.You knew what you were doing!
>>56571929>An octopus pocket MONSTER isn't a tentacle monster
Yeah there was no way any of this was making the final cut. >>56571614>>56571876Holy shit what insane stories. If one of these leaked stories revolve around a Lucario, it would be so unfathomably based that I'll be forced to buy every Pokemon game I've missed out on since XY. >eyes, heart, voiceSeems to be a recurring theme, I wonder what they're implying is the connection by worshipping those parts of the dead Pokemon?
>>56571514Not gonna bother posting the entire thing but it seems the Octillery was originally a Lapras.
>>56572003Octillery or Lapras anons?
>>56572018Gotta go with Lapras, that voice....
>>56570283>>56571514
>>56572018who wouldn't?
>>56572018octillery, lapras has teeth
>>56572042>Lapras, I want a divorce.>Lapras used Perish Song
>>56571514kinda wish this went the Sharpedo fucking route, it reminds me of the stories of someone stealing something from a shapeshifter and forcing her to marry him
>>56571685somethingawful lost, cry about it prototranny
>>56571514>>56571614>>56571876What the fuck. What am I even.
making a platinum romhack where nothing changed except cut pokefucking books are in the library
>>56572095>Native American Indeed!
>>56571899>male human x female Pokémon>"BASED BASED BASED FEMOIDS SEETHING">female human x male Pokémon>"REEEEEE NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT AAAAAH"Fucking kek
>the virgin humon coomer>the chad beastmon fucker
how new are all of you? the japanese version of the canalave library already has a book that talks about how people used to marry pokemon.https://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/
>>56572127Yeah but this is explicit on the details
>>56572123Congrats anon, you got the joke.
>>56572127yeah but why is there like ten different detailed stories lol
>>56572139considering the other stuff like the massive legendary divinity chart i think they just went full autism writing the lore for gen 4
>>56571899>>56572123Here's a fucking SLAKING RAPE STORY to cleanse your pallet.I literally cannot believe this is real. But you can all check the filename for the associated.doc in the pmyth folder.
so Typhlosion is the only one of the "furrybaits" that got sexed so far?
>>56572149OK, now you're just adding random fapfics. There's no way in hell gamefreak would write up like a dozen smut stories AND keep them stored for this long.
>>56572149>Officially sanctioned ugly bastard rape + murder storyAieeee
>>56571929>a literal octopus>not a tentacle monsterstupid cumbrain.
>>56572003>lapras showing up two days in a rownot canon.
>>56572149This isn't real, right? Right?...I really want to see internal documentation for Sun/Moon now given the whole Lusamine thing.
>>56572149>faithful tepig actually happenedwow
>>56572214>Lusamine had SEX WITH 5 ULTRA BEAST>Ok Takeru please tone it down.
>>56572171>>56572214Seriously, I want YOU to open HaveSomeFun__RandomFromBoxEnt\DP.zip\DP\仕様\pmyth\pmythナマケロ0714.doc and all these other docs and tell me it's completely fucking real and they kept this shit hidden yet alive for 20 years for reasons unknown.I think I'm still just sleeping. Wake me up please.
>>56572095Cool story about pony fucking that makes no sense
>>56572230this and the slaking one are literally the first ones that actually had a point
>>56572219>hey this xxzero guy is practically infringing our internal documentation with this tepig rape doujinshi>SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN>they can't be allowed to know
>>56572229Link it then.
thanks anon, I can make an official pokesex party now
>>56572149>Every day, they were bored, so they would write paragraph after paragraph of pokemon rape and murder smut
>>56572246Are you blind? He gave you the exact path in the archive.
>>56572219>>56572241Wait, did she get busted because they thought she was leaking their own smut stories? I mean she never got an official explanation from the police.
>>56572241>>56572256something actually happened to the guy who did those?
>>56572254What archive? I don’t know where to obtain this. Yes I’m out of the loop.
>>56572149WHY THE FUCK DID THEY WRITE THIS
>>56572265Got threatened with legal action, iircNow xxzero just draws normal animal fucking
>>56572149>literal rape correction
>>56572267i won't give a direct link because glowies but check post >>56569233
>>56572276wow, the lore from this leak is great.
>>56572149>The woman realized that this was the same Vigoroth she had seen earlierdid Pokemon evolve way faster back in the early days?
>>56572240Wtf was it I've been up all night reading fucked up stories of pokemon getting cut up into pieces and raped so I'm just confused now
honestly I wonder if GF will take action because of their hidden fapfics
so we all agree junichi masuda wrote these himself right
>>56572319Dunno if he wrote them himself but 100% he fapped to them
>>56572333Digits of truth
>>56572149Even if we assume that human-pokemon breeding is possible, following the rules of pokemon breeding would mean that the species is always determined by the mother. So a female human giving birth to a Slakoth makes no sense.
>>56570283It's not canon, because it's not part of the finished product. Never forget that.
>>56572359Froslass?
>>56572359whatever loser
>>56572359EVs aren't real because you don't see them unless you look at the files.
>>56572397trainers tell you about ev's. the name "effort values" isn't canon, though.
>>56572149holy kino
>>56572296Or the vigoroth was just about to evolve
>>56572397EVs are literally a variable within the finished game that are used to calculate stats. Cut content is not canon.
>>56572404>>56572436NPCs tell you about humans marrying Pokémon too. This is just in greater detail, just like EVs.
>>56572436This quite literally isn’t cut content, whether it can be considered canon is still up for debate but it’s categorically not the same thing as cut content.
>>56572149i dont think the bugs in anus masuda story is too far fetched now boys...
>>56572436This isn't so much cut content as design documents. Whether it's canon is up for debate but somebody wrote it and it was used (probably in more than one way) during the creative process.
>>56572149it's so over
>>56572445you could calculate the EV system without any outside help by monitoring a pokémon's stats over time. it's a fundamental reality of the universe no outside info is needed for, akin to "trees are green in pokémon because i looked at them and they were green". "a woman had sex with a slaking" is not like this, and it's not canon.
>>56572149NOOOOOOSTOP THIS STOP THISWE HAVE GONE TOO FARWE MUST RETURN
>>56571876Is it true anons is he handsome
>>56572482Too latePandora's box has been opened and all the Unowns were let out
>>56572149>I literally cannot believe this is real.interesting you should say that
>>56572484yes he is handsome i wish him and the bride a happy marriage
>>56572499its not canon regardless
Can you show the original Japanese text from the files for extra proof?
>>56571557most japanese folktales have animals transforming in humans to repay favors to others
>>56572319No. These stories have Shudo written all over them.
>>56571876Pokemon csn speak english? how did she confuse typhlosion for a human?
>>56572518we already knew people married pokemon back then, nothing new
>>56572570people had bad eyesight back then
>>56572473>had sex withwas raped by*
>>56572149What the actual fuck is wrong with Game Freak employees
>>56572594This feels pretty tame now Should be changed to>There once were people that raped Pokemon>There once were Pokemon that raped people
>>56572614mutual rape is just marriage
>most stories are about pokemon male and human femaleHuman men bros... How can we compete?
>>56572647isn't it 3 male/poke and 2 female/poke so far?
>Not one gay pokephilia storyDropped
>>56572660Oh yeah forgot about the ursaring one.Whats the third one?
>>56572660Human female sises... how can we compete?
>>56572536What exactly
>>56572536テーマ:現在のポケモン世界をベースにした原罪まだポケモンと人の境が曖昧だった昔。あるところに女とその仲間達がいた。彼女たちは毎日退屈だったので、近くの森に棲むナマケロをよく捕まえた。そして、捕まえたナマケロをいたずらで殺してみたり、目玉を潰したり、耳を削いだりして遊んだ。ある日女が一人で森を歩いていると、木にナマケロがぶら下がっていた。女はナマケロを捕まえてやろうと木に登ったが、足を滑らして怪我をした。そこにヤルキモノが現れた。そのヤルキモノは耳がちぎれていた。驚いた女は逃げようとしたが、怪我をした足が痛くて、動けなかった。耳のちぎれたヤルキモノは、女を見ると突然襲いかかってきた。女は気を失った。目覚めると、女は見たことのない場所にいた。目の前に透明な湖が広がり、それを囲む木々に沢山のナマケロとヤルキモノがぶら下がっていた。ポケモンたちはみな、体のどこかが傷ついていた。それは女と仲間達にやったものだった。よく見ると、木々にぶら下がっているナマケロの中には死骸もあった。それは女と仲間達が殺し捨てたナマケロの死骸だった。ナマケロたちはその死骸を湖に投げ込んでいた。女は恐くなって逃げ出そうとしたが、そこにケッキングが現れた。ケッキングは耳がちぎれていた。女は目の前のケッキングがさっきのヤルキモノだと気がついて、恐ろしくなってまた気を失った。女が再び目覚めると、そこは家の近くの森の入り口で、周りに仲間がいた。仲間たちは女を背負って家へ連れて帰った。それからしばらくして女の子は子供を生んだ。それはナマケロだった。女の子はそれを捨てようとしたが、できなかった。それから仲間たちと会うのを止め、ナマケロを育てた。女を心配した仲間達が、女の子の家の近くにいくと、ナマケロが寝ていた。女の子供のナマケロだった。仲間はいつものようにナマケロを捕まえ、胸を突いて、殺した。その死骸を持って女の家へと向かった。女は殺されたナマケロを見て、大いに悲しんだ。ナマケロの死骸を奪い、森の奥へと駆けていった。驚いた仲間たちは、その後を追いかけていった。深い森の中を進んでいくと、突然辺りが開け、そこに透明な湖が現れた。湖の周りには、沢山のナマケロとヤルキモノがいた。女は湖の前に立つと、ナマケロの亡骸とともにそこに身を投げた。それから仲間達は、死んだ女と同じように、ナマケロを仲間として付き合うようになった。
>>56572612Is not that the thing that repeatedly happened in Disney?Having dark fantasies about fictional characters, some people like to pour these stories on pages. Sometimes it's the same people working for company responsible for these characters.It's easier to assume that every franchise has a secret lore locked only for employees, it's just not leaking every day.
>>56572484would
>>56572683we should set up a little anniversary party in 11 days
>>56572570The typholosion was transforming into a human. That's why he kept telling her not to look at his face.
>people freaking out over thisI forgot /vp/ is filled with underage.
is there Rapidash one? i can't find it
>>56572683wait isn't that today's date thereanon outed his fanfic!
>>56572721HaveSomeFun__RandomFromBoxEnt.7z -> DP.zip -> DP仕様/pmyth/pmythギャロップ0714 .doc
I wonder how these got scrapped.Did the guy writing these have post-nut clarity and cringe or did a supervisor see this and go "what the fuck bro" and shut it down?
>>56572732thank you for the file path, much appreciated
>>56572724Faker gave himself away
>>56572720i'm 57
>>56572724that's just the word processor writing current date in the headerthe actual files are from 2005
Once upon a time when the boundaries between people and pokemon were unclear there was a little Marril that was stabbed in the eyes and raped to death and set on fire and thrown into the ocean. When its rotting carcass washed back up on the shore Mr. Briney and Peeko gangbanged it's corpse while Mr. Briney loaded a revolver. He pointed the revolver at Peeko and shot it in the head. Then he shoot himself in the roof of his mouth. The moral of this story is.
>>56572095lmao
>>56572733They wanted pokemon to be more mature and they decided to back track on that idea and just go the sorta wholesome route
>>56572740>17MODS
>>56572773nigga thats a different number
>>56572740hello grandpa, how is your day
>>56572748yeah, I also was worried about that but they just inserted a <current date> into the documentThat gets sourced from your system clock at runtime, that date actually isn't stored in the file itself
to be fair the stories do read like japanese folktales, that's clearly what they're aiming for. the problem is how much can you maintain of that while keeping it fine for a kid's game -and- avoiding weird implications for the series as a whole.
>>56571876I might not survive the day
>>56572720Are you retarded? I have written smut worse than these texts but I'm still shocked because it's OFFICIAL CONTENT written by GAMEFREAK EMPLOYEES and not just some random degenerate with too much time on their hands. Someone was PAID to write this and they considered PUTTING IT IN THE GAME.
Typhlosion = Predator Type PokemonUrsaring = Consent Type PokemonOctillery = Victim Type Pokemon
>>56572815Predator is super-effective against Victim, Victim is super-effective against Consent, Consent is super-effective against Predator.
>>56572739microsoft word has a function where it can automatically put the current day as the date of writing. so if you view it in word it would put the current date automatically even if the document wasn't written today. not saying it's real but just saying it still could be
But I’ve always wondered, wasn’t the Canalave Library’s “people married pokemon” lore and what the new stories say inconsistent with how PLA shows that the people in Hisui were terrified of pokemon?
>>56572839That's exactly what they did, it's set to Date and not Date (fixed) from cursory inspection in libreofficeIt's just your system time
>>56572840The Meiji period is in the 1800s, its not at all that far in the past. PLA is actually not even that far back.
>>56569594>edgy pokemon hacks and fangames are more accurate to the initial vision of the golden age of pokemonAPOLOGIZE
>>56572840>>56572879also they're fables
>>56572840Obviously they just retconned it. iirc the text was removed from bdsp
>>56572748So they're from the DP development era
>>56569594what does this means for hypno?
>>56572904They need to clench their anuses asap.
>>56572814>smut writting by fellow humans, as if calling then employees of a company removes this fact>shocked by this but calls me retardedlol...
>>56572904Why aren't there any stories about hypno raping and killing people?
>>56572840Just because some group of people were afraid of pokemon doesnt mean literally everyone was, my dude. Otherwise there wouldnt have been people trying to close the gap.
>>56572840Fear boner rape
>>56572921>the typosI know you'll focus on those. Get it over with, anon.
>>56572840Probably because of what happened in these stories.
>>56572840The Diamond and Pearl clans weren't terrified of Pokémon like that, they tamed them without balls. They're the actual natives of Hisui. The people in Jubilife are implied to be immigrants iirc.Although now that you mention PLA...>Ursaring got an evolution>Typhlosion got a regional form>Alpha Rapidash is often the first Alpha people see in the game and lives on plains with lots of water>Octillery has nothing special but is in the PokedexHuh...
>>56572931Because it doesn't even need to be said, you just know it happens.
>>56572594Back then?
>>56572921Explicit content being official is shocking because of taboos. It's really not that hard to grasp my dude.
>>56572814it's japanese history, search The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife
>>56572748The internal creation/modification times of the documents are about three months before the file mtimesOctillery one for example was last edited 7/15/2005 from looking at the propertiesSo yeah, it looks pretty right time-wise to me
>>56572840Well the story with the Typhlosion does mention that the girl got scared when she saw the Typhlosion droppings at the beginning
>>56572003i wanna say this is just some weird translation, but no, he fucked this lapras multiple times on the beach then had kids (human somehow)
>>56572993don't feed the attention whore
>>56572003>>56571514Between this and the Slaking story, why is the child the father's species?
>>56572995I mean mass murders, torture and rape are also parts of many many histories but you don't see them putting that in the game either. It's just weird that they considered putting something so explicit and sometimes extremely violent in a Pokémon game.
Long ago, when the lines between humans and pokemon were blurred...
>>56573033>He missed the pokemon holocaust in X&YLysandre was the only boss killed in the games, anime and manga for a reason.
>>56573038They did some really fucked up things to each other, maybe Team Plasma was right
>>56573038oh there's some blurred lines alright
>>56572993This just reads like the post of a Twitter kiddy
there are multiple versions of the same stories because I found the typhlosion story but instead of typhlosion it was slaking?
>>56573038a bit too blurred one can say
>>56573050Stuff like the rapidash story are pretty double sided though.Rapidash offers her ass to have a guy kill a dude.
>>56572040KEK
>>56573069Damn Slaking gets two rape storiesthe rape ape is real
>>56572003Based
>"In the past, when the boundary between humans and Pokemon were blurred, a man married a Gardevoir".>...the resulting work is the longest illustrated text made prior to the invention of the printing press.
>>56573007While I was playing Emerald as a kid this Game Freak employee was writing Lapras sex fanfics, wtf
>>56572095wait, how do you cut off a rapidash's mane
>>56573038>RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>56573048Vaguely implied holocaust that was only planned and never happened is a whole different league than "A woman stabbed Slakoth, gouged their eyes out, cut their ears off and killed dozens of them for fun, but was then raped by one of her victims which made her bear a Slakoth child, which was also brutally tortured killed and then she killed herself"
>>56573109Knife made out of ice, duh
>>56571876>official Gamefreak transformation ficTFChads...we're eating good
>>56572230>makes no sense>title is native american ecologyit's about sparing the females and youngling when hunting to ensure that the population can be replenished.laugh at this city slicker
>Damn, I really should not stick my penis in there. However...
>>56573115>and never happened You're getting it confused with the one in our world, if you go to the road south of the base they wont let you pass because all the pokemon team flare has captured are being sacrificed to fuel the machine because that's how it works.
>>56573174me with the Alpha Octillery
Where’s the rapidash one?
>>56572991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUp11fTCDDoposting this because this bunch of theater kids fags honestly put together a real nice story
>>56573038>rape
>>56572095The translated image is posted here >>56573194the filepath is >>56572732>HaveSomeFun__RandomFromBoxEnt.7z -> DP.zip -> DP仕様/pmyth/pmythギャロップ0714 .doc
>>56573175>[headcanon]
The Slaking story confirms that humans are canonically in the Field egg group!
Is there a Ghetsis x Zoroark = N story? I mean it just makes sense after seeing all these stories
>>56573174>>56573191me with alpha octillery but instead I end up midjudging how big she is and end up swallowed into her womb, falling asleep until I'm laid as an egg, hatching as an octillery (female)
>>56573234wouldn't you become a fish
>>56573222No, I'm pretty sure that based off all the stories, humans follow the same rules as Ditto.
>>56573222>the female pokemon in every story gives birth to a human baby>the female human in every story gives birth to a pokemon babyThis makes no sense
>>56572029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-y71YAHqwI&t=326s
a lot of cultures have origin and mythological stories involving someone dicking down or getting dicked down by an animal, just most of them transform into humans firstthats probably what they were going for but its gamefreak so they went too faralso why change it from a lapras? makes a lot more sense
>>56573276>why change it from a laprasIt's funnier this way
>>56571241>unf unf unf>yfw
>>56572095>the "yellow human" shitposting is canonHoly fuck.
>>56572814> and they considered PUTTING IT IN THE GAME.I highly doubt this. They were probably written to be true to the content of style of real-world ancient myths with the knowledge that they would later have to censor and rewrite them for inclusion into the actual game.
>everyone wonders what GF employees do all day>find out>unironically writing human x Pokémon smut
>>56573266The typhlosion wife gave birth to a human baby, it just turned into a pokemon like the mom.
>do I use the Sharpedo sword to net a Sharpedo gf?>no, stabbing bears it isOctoboy had it coming desu
>>56573302looks like GF and /vp/ are more alike than previously thought
>>56569594odd choice of mons for the stories
>>56573109Retroactive Galarian Rapidash? (Maybe even an ancient common ancestor that split into physical mane and bald energy mane variants) That, or since it's a legend in-universe, the fire is tangible.
>>56569594>Someone at Game Freak was paid to write thisKek
https://innomaroom.hatenablog.com/entry/pokemonlegendsarceus-poem-considerationThe weird song in some of the documents are tied to the poems in Arceus. This site goes into some of the interpretations of Arceus' poems. To be honest I'm pretty skeeved out by these weird documents. Especially the, 'eyes, heart and voice' stuff that's pretty much referencing Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf. Shit feels like creepypasta. Freaky ass employees, and they didn't just scrap it - they incorporated a lot of this dogshit into PLA.Feels like Ainu/Emishi influence, I don't know enough about the tensions between them but I reckon it's similar to the North American native shit. Savage nonsense that seems noble and weird rituals, as well as the callous behaviour of settlers who want to be civilized but fail to get along with each other because of their clashes in tradition. But, deep down they're of the same build and potential, but they still fight because of petty squabbles in the grand scheme of things which feel world-ending to those involved. In all, it's pretty interesting despite its creepiness. A story about an all-powerful force of life fighting off conceptual giants that radiates out into the formation of our world, and then our feelings, environment and even our anger and violence.Fucking weird. In writing this I teeter between "this is oddly profound" to "this is moronic". I guess it makes us think, at least. Japanese folklore can be so inane at times to encapsulate tragedy and grief, and yet these weirdass stories proliferated into modernity, spawning countless anime and manga.Humanity's capacity for storytelling is interesting.
>>56573292I guess so. But still, they considered it valid background lore for a game that little kids play.
>>56571739Japanese bears are like horror movie monsters in real life and have killed many Japanese
>>56572993Don't look up the Ed Edd n Eddy stuff
>>56572095Isn’t Rapidash mane literal fire? How does this work?
>>56573518I know about it. It's also pretty shocking. So what's your point?
>>56573501I thought they were tiny scaredycats
>>56573525early anime and I think some of the newer pokedex entries imply that ponyta (and consequently probably also rapidash) can control the fire manes
>>56573525do remember these are auto-translated from japanese so don't take everything word for word
now the real question: did they cut these because of the violence or the fucking
>>56573604>did they cut these because of the violence or the fuckingYes
>>56573604PLA is the answer
Do not fuck pokemon
>>56573604In all likelyhood they were never going to be in the games in the first place, they were purely internal worldbuilding used as a guide for things
Holy shit I'm too high for this
>>56573634it seems game freak circa 2005 didn't get the memo>>56573643i'm not high enough for this shit
>>56573604Honestly probably the former, the sexual references are already pretty vague, it's not like they talk about the magical power of Typhlosion semen or whatever, they're just "husband" and "wife" and children suddenly appear as if by magic.
>>56573426Does the song have a name?
>>56573635>as a guideYet what sort of guidance could be attained from this?
SEX WITH POKEMONSEX WITH POKEMON
>>56573595>たてがみを体から切り分けた。Seems pretty clear cut to me.
>>56573634I WILL fuck Pokémon and I WILL throw them into the oceon when I'm done.
>>56573357>Now son, if you keep cutting people up they'll never let you suck their dick
>>56573671That N was right the whole time
>>56569594>>56572095>Go out hunting for Pokemon until you find a female>Female pokemon asks you to spare her>Okay but only if you become my wife>They agree every timeIT'S THAT EASY
>>56573685i don't speak moon runes so i'm not saying it's wrong, just that the ones posted in english MIGHT be inaccurate
>>56571875it was a two way street, looks like
the ursaring story could work, all theyd have to do is change "wife" to friend, the hunting part would probably be more of a turn off to modern GF really
>>56573703>fanbase doesn't give a shit about this mon>reads official smut>fans now love this mon, in more ways than one!I kneel GF
>all the smut over the years is actually canonIf there's one in there that states vore was gonna be canon, I'm gonna fucking end everything.
>>56573752Is it a turnoff for them though? PLA still had this dynamic going on.
>>56573708The myths pretty much have the female Pokemon asking humans to only hunt and eat the male Pokemon because hunting and eating female Pokemon risk extinction.
>>56573728Alright, that's fair enough to say anon.
At the risk of giving him more fuel, is there anything involving Seviper? I'll fucking shit myself if there is.
>>56573754I'm gonna win pokérogue with this thing.>Incredibly slow and frail mixed attackFUCK. Trick room it is, then.>Ability: Suction Cupslol
>the rape ones were written by a female employeeBros...
>>56573772In retrospect, PLA was definitively Gamefreak trying to salvage some of the edgier aspects originally intended for Gen 4.
>>56573783all pokemon sex is from gen 4, sorry
I will never be able to look at Ursaring, Octillery, Typhlosion, Rapidash and Slaking the same way
>>56573790Based.
>>56572003based
>>56573797Seviper is old enough to be in, just have to look for it I imagine.
>>56573765Long ago when the line between pokemon and humans was blurred seviper...
>>56573779Okay but what does that have to do with marrying the male hunter
>>56572296>>56572418The Vigoroth gained enough EXP after raping her unconscious body to evolve into a Slaking.
>>56573797Nope, SM literally had a joke about someone fucking a lopunny.Gen 4 is forever and will result in people fucking their pokemon.
>>56573798I must've missed the Rapidash one. It's either going to be Mr. Hands or MLP, isn't it?>>56573783Beta art. Very awesome, he's blue and wears a crown. Incredibly regal, they completely fucked up that design.
>>56573518I didn't find anything, what are you talking about?
>>56573785Hey, it has Simple as it's unlockable passive + Moody as a hidden ability.Also, Bouncy Bubble is a crazy good egg move. I believe in you, anon.
>>56573841Here >>56572095
>>56573795Seems so, surprisingly.
>tfw no Lucario rapegangs
>>56573869lol>BIG TREE GODDAMN IT YOU WERE TOLD TO HUNT THEM NOT FUCK THEM
>>56572840Frosslass story however
>>56573890Lucario are a good guys!
>>56573867>bouncy bubblethat reminds me, GF rebalanced the funny Let's Go moves in Sword and Shield (which is what Pokerogue uses), without actually making them available
>>56570283>Japanese product>Human and Octopus of all things.Tale as old as JAPAN
I DEMAND a pokemon marriage feature in the next Legends
>>56573931No wonder Japan was isolationist. They had octopus to fuck and eat, they had everything they needed.
>>56573798Don't forget Lapras.
>>56573783idk i saw some anime ref sheet for its mouth being open but fuck me if i know where that was
>main character of the first AND second gigaleakKneel right now, retards.
>>56573927They changed Zippy Zap back to how it was in LGP (guaranteed crit instead of raising evasion) but kept all the others the same, which I'm torn on whether it's a good move or not
why do they mean by "eyes, heart and voice"
>>56571693>Who the fuck was writing this shit? What game was this even for? They just wrote a bunch of fucked up shit and for no reason because it wasn't even used. Probably Masuda thinking this is the shit he needs to be doing.I'd suspect Pokemon has a lot of internal lore that isn't intended to make it into the games but informs the setting.
huh there's a story about female Tauros? Centauros is Tauros right?
>>56572095based horsefucker
>>56573979>Centauros is Tauros right?Yeah. Post the original JP?
>>56573890
>>56573798>>56573949i already looked at rapidash and lapras like that so thats no problem
>>56572095>The man from the west lowered his bow and said:>Then I will not kill you. However, I desire your beautiful mane, so I ask you to become my wife.>The Rapidash became the wife of the man from the west.
>>56571741It was in the Adventures manga when Red & Blue were new.
>>56573997狩人の家族がいた。年老いた父と母と兄と妹の家族だった。母と妹はいつものように森に木の実を集めに出かけた。父と兄はいつものように狩りにでかけた。いつものように山を越え、野原に出るとそこに一匹のケンタロスがいた。ケンタロスは、物凄い勢いで二人に向かって突進してきた。怯えた兄はその場に立ちすくんでしまった。父親はケンタロスの前に飛び出して兄を庇って怪我をした。しかし、父は素早く矢を放つと、ケンタロスはその場に倒れた。父は仕留めた獲物に近づくと、まずその角を切った。そして祈りを捧げて、空に投げた。それから大きなナイフで皮と肉を切り分けながら、兄に言った。「ケンタロスを仕留められたら、必ず始めに角を切れ。そして祈りを忘れるな」 次の日。母と妹はいつものように森に木の実を集めに出かけた。年老いた父は怪我をしていたし、昨日仕留めた獲物がまだあったので、休むよう言った。だが、早く一人前になりたい兄は狩りにでかけた。 山に入ると、そこに一匹のオタチがいた。兄は素早く矢を放ち、オタチを仕留めた。兄は昔父に習った通りに、仕留めたオタチの尾を切って、祈りを捧げて土に埋めた。そして皮と肉を切り分けて、再び山の奥へと進んだ。 森の途中にある湖で、オタチを捌いた刀を洗っていると、湖のほとりにマリルが現れた。兄は素早く弓を構えて矢を放ち、マリルを仕留めた。兄は昔父に習った通りに、仕留めたルリリの尾を切り、祈りを捧げて土に埋めた。そして皮と肉を切り分けて、再び山の奥へと進んだ。 山を越えて、野原に出るとそこに、またオタチがいた。兄は素早く矢を放ったが、外れ、オタチは逃げていった。 野原を進むとそこに一匹のケンタロスがいた。兄は素早く矢を放ち、ケンタロスを仕留めた。父は仕留めた獲物に近づくと、まずはその角を切って祈りを捧げた。そして、祈りを捧げて土に埋めた。そして皮と肉を切り分け、家へと帰った。 夜が更ける頃、家に着くと、部屋中が荒らされていた。そこら中にケンタロスの足跡があった。部屋の奥に父親が倒れていた。父は言った。 「お前がケンタロスとの約束を守らなかったので、女たちに角が生えて、ケンタロスになってしまった。ケンタロスの牝は半分人間なのだ。角を切れば人間、角を伸ばせばケンタロスなのだ。だけどもう2人は全部ケンタロスになってしまった」 翌朝、親子が野原に行くと、そこに二匹のケンタロスがいた。二人を見ると、二匹は野原の向こうに駆けていった。
>even piloswine (inomuu) gets some human pussyKEK
>>56569594Replace the slaking family with black guys and this is a story about colonization
>>56571693I reckon it was ohmori
>>56574005fake and gay
>>56574026Yeah that story has like three versions. The Typhlosion one, a Slaking one (lol) and Piloswine.
>>56573954What happened in the first leak with Octillery? You mean its beta design as a tank-looking mon?
>>56572149>fucked up humans>fucked up pokemonsNah go back, i dont want this
>>56574018Translation?
>>56573772>>56573795Gen 9 also has the first depictions of humans eating Pokemon since gen 2 and the first mention of a Pokemon killing a human. They've definitely gotten a bit edgier.
>>56574018>>56574103>There was a family of hunters. It consisted of an elderly father and mother, a brother, and a sister. The mother and sister went out to the forest to gather berries as usual. The father and brother went hunting as usual. As always, they crossed the mountain and came to a field where they found a Tauros. The Tauros charged towards them with tremendous force. The frightened brother froze in place. The father jumped in front of the Tauros to protect his son and got injured. However, the father quickly shot an arrow, and the Tauros fell.>The father approached the caught prey and first cut off its horns. Then he offered a prayer and threw them into the sky. While cutting the skin and meat with a large knife, he said to his brother, "When you catch a Tauros, always cut off the horns first. And don't forget to pray.">The next day, the mother and sister went out to the forest to gather berries as usual. The elderly father was injured, and they still had yesterday's catch, so he told them to rest. However, the brother, eager to become a full-fledged hunter, went out hunting. As he entered the mountains, he found a Furret. The brother quickly shot an arrow and caught the Furret. As his father had taught him long ago, he cut off the tail of the caught Furret, offered a prayer, and buried it in the ground. Then he cut the skin and meat and proceeded deeper into the mountains.>While washing the knife he used to prepare the Furret in a lake in the middle of the forest, a Marill appeared on the shore. The brother quickly drew his bow, shot an arrow, and caught the Marill. As his father had taught him long ago, he cut off the tail of the caught Marill, offered a prayer, and buried it in the ground. Then he cut the skin and meat and proceeded deeper into the mountains.(1/2)
>mons used to be equals to humans>could literally talk and marry>are now unable to speak and used as dog-fighting slaves
>>56574018>>56574103>After crossing the mountain and reaching a field, he found another Furret. The brother quickly shot an arrow but missed, and the Furret ran away. As he continued through the field, he found a Tauros. The brother quickly shot an arrow and caught the Tauros. He approached the caught prey and first cut off its horns and offered a prayer. Then he offered another prayer and buried them in the ground. He cut the skin and meat and returned home.>Late at night, when he arrived home, the entire room was in disarray. There were Tauros footprints everywhere. His father was lying in the back of the room. The father said, "Because you didn't keep your promise with the Tauros, the women grew horns and became Tauros. Female Tauros are half-human. If you cut off the horns, they're human; if you let the horns grow, they're Tauros. But now the two of them have completely become Tauros.">The next morning, when the father and son went to the field, there were two Tauros. When they saw the two men, the Tauros ran to the other side of the field.(2/2)
Why are we letting these degenerate coomers design the games
>>56574114booooo wheres the rape
>>56573954Sirs, do not fuck the octopus.
>>56574128what did the son do wrong?
>>56572276No, he didn’t. Read 3, he outright says he didn’t
https://pastebin.com/x9Rne5iZ
>>56574114>>56574128Tauros is a male-only Pokemon though...
>>56574149Nothing, the father just wanted someone to blame their misfortune on.
>>56574217Fucking spooky innit.
>>56573948Bro you can seafood and fuck it OR eat it? Peak
>>56574217Because all the females are moonlighting as humans.
>Manbearpig was going to be canon from all the matingAre you serial
>>56573964Reference to the lake trio i guess
>>56570283its so fucking stupid
>>56573964Reference to Uxie (eyes), Mesprit (heart), and Azelf (voice). There's a creation myth in the files that refers to them that way, and we see some remnants of it with how Azelf learns uproar.
Next there’s gonna be a Pokémon version of Dolphin Cove, right? Where the Dolphin Pokemon rape swimmers?
so uh dude fucked the god of pokemon and wtf
>>56574129Aren't all of these from like, 2005?
>>565743152005 had degenerate coomers, probably
what fanfic authors do you want to write canon smut?
>>56574309wait what?
>>56572484yes
IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME a better time...
>>56574309HOLY FUCK DIALGA AND PALKIA ARE HUMAN-SPAWNS
>>56573828I don’t recall that. Please spoonfeed
>>56574309Deepest lore
>>56574309whyd they even fucking cut this, fucking arceus aside, its a pretty major part of the creation trio lore
>>56574309These are hilarious
>>56574309Is the giant... Giratina?
>>56574309WHYWHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT A HUMAN MAN FUCKING SOME THING
>>56574451Most likely yes. He tore apart the walls of the world aka the walls between dimensions maybe
>>56574451Regigigashence the hate
>>56574457No, no. Sometimes it's about human females fucking.
>>56574128this is straight-up TF fetish fanfic
>>56574474What hate?
>>56574489not enough detail about the process of the transformation
>>56571876woman fucks a pokemon and cause she's taken monster cock if you drape her in the pelt of the dead monster (not even the one she fucked) she turns into one wtf is this shit
>>56574376No, that would pretty clearly contradict the other lore documents. I think what this means is that there are superhumans with Arceus genetics running around.In fact, maybe it's some kind of recessive trait that the protagonists of the games have since they can capture things they clearly should not be able to.
>>56574503slow start
>>56574457Because it's hot
What's the probability this was all some meme the company made one week when extremely bored for shits and giggles and none of it should be taken seriously?
>>56574508So who were the space (light) and time twins then? Don't tell me... The Archie and Maxie ancestors from the 2 clans that we saw in PLA???
>>56574309I feel like this makes no sense if you put it together with the previous stuff, so these are probably all just ideas they threw around for the origin story. Makes you wonder what the final version they stuck with is like.
>>565745490% seeing how gamefreak has already said its real
>>56574514I don't see the connection from tslow start to hate to Arceus and that giant.
>>56572149expected something horny but it's rather depressing
>>56573779How does human-pokemon marriage factor into that?
>>56574551Ehhh...I didn't think it through that hard, anon.But humanity isn't supposed to have existed until after Palkia and Dialga according to other lore documents here, so that would mean there's some kind of chicken-egg issue
>>56574560>these are probably all just ideas they threw around for the origin storyprecisely. each one is a new take
>>56574457>WHY>WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT A HUMAN MAN FUCKING SOME THINGThey read too many Greek Myths
>>56574637Black giant is totally giratina
>>56574637what if they're all different variations of the creation myth from different pokeregions
>>56574648If it where Greek Myths, it'd always be Arceus fucking something.Or maybe Thundurus, depends on who fits the Zeus role better.
Frosslass story where?
>>56572095My favorite Rapidash... It... cute... lovely... smart... plus... amazing... you think so?... oh yes...it... stunning... kindly... love it! Hug it...when... sleeping...warm and cuddly... spectacular... ravishing... ...Oops! Look at the time! I kept you too long! Thanks for hearing me out!
>>56574637>>56572095inb4 50% of game freak staff don't develop games, just masturbate on e621 all day.game freak devs gooned too fucking hard and are now mindbroken
WHAT'S WRONG WITH SINNOH PEOPLEWHY WON'T THEY STOP FUCKING POKEMON
>>56574709>e621Launched February 2007. Which is after these writeups.
>>56574715>he didn't read THAT storythe entire world was created through men fucking the alpha and omega of pokemon
>>56574715pokemon version of epsteins island>>56574730holy shit we found the founding fathers
>>56574715They did stop fucking Pokemon by the present day though
japs try not to fuck children and animals challenge(IMPOSSIBLE)
>>56574753that's what they want you to believe
>>56574658Would explain why he was banished to the shadow realm
>>56574753NooooWhyyy
>>56574811Seems to really line up.
>>56574824Why do you want to be raped and thrown into the ocean?
>>56574824sinnoh niggas are savages thats whywe don't talk about sinnoh>>56574833DOCTOOOSSS
>The original myth states that Rayquaza, Kyogre and Groudon were all born from Giratina's soulwould've been neat...
based hoenn does not have sexy time with dogs
>>56574833Interesting phrasing, come to think of it.The "old world".
>>56574870which part of Giratina's soul made Rayquaza
>>56574870born from his soul all better then that weak bitch kwab get that nigga out of here and back in his cuck shed
>>56570393Doesnt the female pokemon dictate the species though
>>56574658No, didn't you read the page? It was Rayquaza, Groudon and Kyogre combined.
>>56574906Schizo
>>56574930It seems when its pokemon/human its the male who dictates the child,atleast based from the sexleaks above
Where's the lopunny story I'm tryna bust a nut
>>56575092No story revolves around gen 4 pokemon, they were written before the gen 4 dex was even finished
>>56575092see >>56574005
>>56575164are there any gardevoir x human male stories then?
>>56574005>>56575199incorrect headcanon from a fired dev
>>56572149You know, I've always wondered why Faithful Tepig of all the degenerate smut out there specifically provoked a strong C&D reaction from TPCiIt all makes sense now
>>56572149This is canon, there's no fucking way.
>>56570283
>>56574309>this is what sinnoh people pray to
>>56574309Wait, Arceus was a chick?
>>56572296She probably has that rare candy type pussy. Dude probably evolved mid nut
>>56573822The female pokemon will only give birth to more of her kind so the species continues. The male human can provide the strength and resources a Pokémon can't so according to evolution human men are the most advantageous partner for a female Pokémon while the male pokemon are just emergency food and work slaves. Think about it logically.
>>56572052Octopuses have a beak.
Seriously what's with all the Ursaring fucking
>>56575563I know right? Like a bear? Does somebody at goon freak really like fucking bears for some reason?Would you rather be stuck in a dark forest alone at night with a man or a bear? If you were a gamefreak employee, preferably a female bear so you can fuck the shit out of it for some reason and then have bear babies.
>>56575517[Greentext about taking away the beak and becoming the octopus only food source via semen]
>>56574637Can you imagine that - some type of Rayquaza Complete Form whose ability is some broken as shit hybrid of Desolate Land and Origin Sea where you have all the benefits without the usual effects of them nerfing each others' benefitted moves? Heck, give it the effects of Hail and Sandstorm too, where everyone who doesn't have the abilities that the Weather Trio would get affected.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE.
>>56575517Octillery doesn't though, but its mouth hole also doubles as a cannon so there's that.
>this entire fucking dayI'm going to church now
This is the ideal female pokemon partner for human men. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks likeThis post was fact-checked by the official MHOFA Gamefreak squad. Gardevoir and Meowscarada HATES this post because it speaks the truth
>>56575660we all should
>>56574149Im guessing it is because he buried the horns, the father throws them into the air
>>56572040My fucking sides
>>56574309Kek, Goku stomps this jobber
>>56575687
>>56573287>And lo, Rejirokku declared the automobile as his wife>They mated that night.>Mamy weeks later, the automobile brought to Rejirokku a child>It was Rejisuchiru
>>56574637it's almost like a biblereal headscratcher that one
>>56572042
PLEASE someone screencap this. This is like the most insane thing we could've gotten
>>56576197yeah and put me in the screencap
>>56571693They were trying to integrate Pokemon into Yokai and Kami type traditional stories. it was probably a deliberate effort when making Gen 4, which was all about religion, to integrate Pokemon into a framework reminiscent of traditional Japanese myths and tales. These Pokemon basically sound like standard nature spirits in the stories.
>>56576197I'm glad to have stuck with /vp/ for this, despite everything lol
KNEEL
I now have a theory that they delayed D/P to 2006 because they wasted months writing fics instead of programming for the game lmao
>>56574309I figured Arceus would fancy a kind human.
