I will never be able to look at him in the same way... What was he thinking?
>>56572643SlaKING (female) is your true aunt
all hail the new rape ape
What did I miss?
>>56572716A Slaking revenge raped and crempied a woman for killing multiple Slakoth
>>56572716GF data got leaked for last few gens including some cut content about humans and Pokemon marrying and having sexual relations
>>56572716Scraped pokemon myths came out and Slaking raped human female and she gave birth to slakoth.
>>56572643is he going to replace hypno
>>56572643>thank god im not in a game where chad Man and his domesticated hunting animals would just shoot apes like me into extinction
>>56572759Ain't no way this was at any point in time meant to be official lore. It's some fanshit, right?
>>56572643They were a bunch of psychos picking slakoth off trees and mutilating them. Rape correction was clearly needed.
>>56573123i fucking kneel....
>>56573136sounds like what humans do to baby monkeys nowadays
>>56573149>humans>blakpeepo
>>56572759bitch deserved it
>>56572759>Afterwards, the woman's friends began to treat Slakoth as companions, just as she had in her final moments.I like the forced sudden tone shift "moral lesson" at the end. As if this wasn't a deranged fetish piece. You could write a million different stories and still keep that ending line.
>>56573135I mean, it's not like Pokemon isn't foreign to weird shit>the original N draft that was officially shown in like 2012>Ghetsis concept art shows him with a missing eye>also whatever hte fuck was happening in Hoenn arc of Adventures
>>56572759Is this supposed to be Lake Trio lore?
>The Pokémon fanbase are degenerate sexfiends>The Pokémon developers are degenerate sexfiendsThe satanic panic people were right all along it seems. Shit. I need to rethink my life.
>>56572759putting the freak in gamefreak
>>56572643That was AI writing
>>56573347Nah the lake trio are just Palkia and Dialgas children. After splitting from the same being.
>>56573366>my final cope
>>56573366And AI picture manipulation. And AI correctly predicting the future up to a decade later.
>>56573369So wait, if humans came from Dialga, and the Lake Trio are incest babies from Dialga/Palkia does that mean…
>>56573431It's mythology, incest is the only way to birth gods.
>>56573366it was chatgpt translated, the original japanese writing is even more grim
>>56573484I wonder if a new Gamefreak employee joined at like Gen 8 and went through the old files like "jesus fucking christ what"
>>56573469Then who was the first god, and how did he fuck himself?
>>56573512The universe created Arceus and then instantly tried to destroy it, like it was a mistake. Arceus turned the eggshells into Dialga and Palkia who fucked. part of this is actually referenced in the actual games so it's 100% legit.
>>56573305>anon discovers japanese folktales
>>56572759What. The. Fuck. Mutilation, rape, and suicide in the same story. Well done, Game Freak.
>>56573580Retard?
>>56572759https://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE comes to mind.
>We will never be able to casually speak of Slaking againNot sure how to feel about this
>>56572759Thats AI writing
>>56573877It's an AI-translation of Japanese writing from 20 years ago.
>>56573484>the original japanese writing is even more grimhow so?
>>56574015ai cleans the gory details and replaces things like 'mated' with like 'interacted' or 'spent time with'
>>56574015>>56574082Original Japanese text here in this post >>56572690 if you’re curious
why would they do this to him?
>>56574168Something a bit like this.
>>56574168Oh you said "why would they do this", not "what would they do", my bad. (I regret nothing.)
>>56574121but i cant read japanese
>>56572643My rapist KING, I will now bring you on all my playthroughs
I can't believe it's canon that pokesluts can be impregnated by big pokecock (BPC)
>>56572759gamefreak really wants to make an R rated pokemon but will never be allowed to
>Human raped: 0Restitution. Now.
>>56574430this is why the're suing palworld, they stole their dream www
first time?
>>56576661i like the idea that registeel walks with swinging his arms in a 180 arc like that and that's the the hand is so high up originally
>>56572759This is just a folktale but with pokemon swapped inWhy are people so shocked and appalled? Is it a twitter person thing or?
>>56577428epstein gooner spotted
>>56577428because it's fucking funny you autistic fuck
>>56572759Considering the story title starts with "Theme:" I guess they were asking any staff member to brainstorm with lore ideasIt's not unusual for Nintendo projects to go on an anything goes idea phase
>>56572643Do you think he loafed around after each stroke?
>>56573512Arceus, she got fucked by a human, yes she
>>56578162Wait does this mean Palkia and Dialga are half human?
>>56572643He's literally the fat old fuck NRT Pokemon, how else would you look at him after being on 4chan?
>>56572759GameFREAK
>named my slaking Tyrone when I was 10 years old>cut 10 years later and this shit is leaked
>>56572759>Bitch mutilates and kills his kin>Is forced to help them repopulateJustified.
>>56572759What's with all these rape/sex Pokemon stories? Why were they written?
>>56572759If the Ursaring story is a metaphor for Korean-Japanese relations, this story is obviously a metaphor for Indonesian-Japanese relations, right down to the monkey abuse
