Reminder that official lore confirms God as being a woman.Based.Also>Tricks you into impregnating her>Vaguely warns you of impending danger>tells you to raise her kids>proceeds to fuck off and never return
>>56587567You retard know that what was leaked is scrapped content and ideas and is no longer canon right
>>56587567>God as being a womanAriana Grande was right...
>>56587567>officialPlease stop saying this retard
>>56587609>scrappedNice cope
>>56587609>it's not canon even though they snuck a shitload of references to it in modern games because... it just isn't ok?
>>56587567>masculine voice>Turns into a woman>makes the penis offspring the female oneArceus said Trans rights
>>56587647found the typhlosionfag
Arceus isn't a woman and your shitty fanfic will never see the light of day.
>>56587567>>proceeds to fuck off and never returnDamn. A black woman.
>>56587683You're damn right.>>56587691Black women tend to stay with their kids no matter what.
>>56587647>officialyes, it was written by a game freak employee and is part of the game's development history, but ultimately left unutilized>canonno. hell no.
>>56587687Arceus is a WOMAN SHE canonically GAVE BIRTH to Dialga and PalutenaArceus CANONICALLY has a vagina!
>>56587691That's a white/asian woman trait, actually.
>>56587683based
while that makes me respect her less as a divine entityit does make me a lot more willing to commit to the sacred duty of pokeséx
>>56587685>>56587775>guy wasn't credited >stories never made it in the main game non canon
but... i want to be fucked by god
>tricksIt takes two to tango kid.
>DUDE THE LAZY APE IS LE RAPIST Fuck off
>God is a girl, wherever you are>Do you believe it, can you receive it
>>56587609cope
>>56587973a lot of apes irl are rapists.Also he has a tiny penis lmfao
>>56587609If the game doesn't contradict it, than it isn't non-canon, niglet.
Arceusfags on damage control.
>>56587919>guy wasn't creditedwas and still is, but that still doesn't make them canon
>>56587609It's in GF's repo of pokemon-related information alongside inspirations for and the official ages of trainers that appear in the games and anime.
>>56587609Cope faggot. Have sex, virgin.
>>56588064He worked on the games just was never credited
It is by Arceus's divine decree that man is to love their pokemon companion dearly, lest they suffer misfortune in their life
>>56588081>>56588008How do I torture slakoths and genocide ursarings ingame?
>>56587567>God is canonically a woman who fucks Human menWhat a time to be alive.
>>56588081>fantasizes about cartoon animalswho's the real virgin, virgin
My wife, God.
>>56587567>Reminder that official lore confirms God as being a woman.But this is God. God is just God and can choose to be anything God wants. God would be neither a man or woman just God.
>>56588481And yet God chose "woman" and to bear the children of man.
>>56588437Either give her human looks with Arceus detailing, or just leave her feral but stop propagating this bullshit.
>>56588005based nightcore enjoyer
>>56588175>God looks like she fucks human men.
>>56588481And Arceus is female. Handle it better.
>>56588574>Arceus is femaleNo he isn't retard.
>>56588589>some stupid llama that was fucked by a man>gave birth to some stupid lizardsIt's a girl.
>>56587683arceus japanese voice is by a tranny
>>56588532Arceus cynthia?
>>56588589imagine being so misogynist you can't accept objective facts because it goes against your narrative.GOD. IS. FEMALE! Or at least identifies as such.
>>56588715Women aren't meant to run shit
>>56587609>plza is scrappedFUCK!!!!!!!!!!
male arceus is better in a million ways
>>56588765Why
>>56588808penisto go with my vagina
>>56588765"Too bad" that the devs dont think of her as male.She's female, cope
>>56588752The woman prime minister of new zealand was a better leader than most modern male leaders of countries.
>>56588765what do males have that females don't
>>56588765Male arceus in all his appearances always jobbed. also>The Virgin Male Arceus: *has a hissy fit and tries to destroy all of humanity for no reason*>The Chad/Stacy Female Arceus: *Has sex with a human warns human mate of impending danger and proceeds to fuck off*
>>56588856a penis. duh.
>>56588765name five
>>56588889Wrong.
>>56588888Unfathomably kino, and this comes from a tourist.I'm considering in picking up the series, what a leak.
>>56588708I'll allow it.Someone proposed Cogita is Arceus in actual human form and this lines up with so many of my fetishes, it's not even funny.
>>56588940i dont count mentally ill crossdressersi like arceus' english dub voice
>>56588888Yet male Arceus is canon everywhere while femoid Arceus is only a shitty deviantart tier scrapped fanfic.
>>56588889correct
>>56588983Since when was it mentioned that arceus was male in the games?
>>56588888Enemy Arceus was just upset her husband remarried after she left, please understand.
>>56588834Angela Merkel was hailed as one the best leaders in modern Europe as well as being called the leader of western democracy when Dumpy started putting daddy putin's plans in effect that time.
>>56587683unfathomably based
>>56588983No instance of male arceus is canon anon.
>>56589040>>56589021When is it mentioned Arceus is female?
>>56588983I don't think you know what "canon" means. Appearing in a shitty movie and mystery dungeon does not make it canon. That shit is non-canon. Ash Ketchum isn't real in Pokemon lore.
>>56589072>Ash-Greninja
>>56589064In the leaked Arceus lore origin stories.
>>56589064Leaked Arceus origin stories made by GF
>>56588889i don't think dying to a god's giant penis is worth it
>>56589096>comparing what is obviously a cameo to canonMaleArceuscels are deluded. Ash's pokemon world is the equivalent to childrens stories of the CANON pokemon world considering that canon pokemon is considerably darker and more lewd than Ash's pokemon world.
>>56589103>>56589124>Scrapped lore is canon
>>56589156>scrappedHe's still coping...
>>56589156>scrapped lore is all we haveyepparooGF wrote this, its forbidden knowledge
>>56589179Yes. Scrapped aka not in the final product
>>56588965Oooh maybe that's why she wears black she's mourning her late husbandWhat fetishes? Older women?
>>56589133Arsissy has a tiny peepee
>>56587567
>>56589231arceus' peepee is bigger than your whole body, if we're talking from the lore
i used to think arceus was the most serious shit in pokemon and porn of her was just weird in a way i cant explain but after the leak i just saw her like a slut godess who will teleport into you room if you pray for her to bust a nut
>>56587567what the fuck are you talking about? where in the leaks is arceus a chick?
>>56589133good way to go out
>>56589324If we're talking from the lore Arsissy has a vagina perfect for bearing human seed
>Proceeds to create the whole universe and humans>Pretends to be a human to get with one>Gets fucked and impregnated by one of her own childrenWhat the fuck is wrong with Arceus
>>56589133you can just stick yours inside of it, jrhnbr
>>56589329>weirdSo like, you had like that weird tingly feeling that some people get when they have a fetish but dont know it yet?
>>56589342>>56586097
>>56589342>he doesn't knowShe literally disguised herself as a human woman got a human male to impregnate her gave birth to Dialga and Palkia then went back to her true form warned her human male of Giratina and left.
>>56589398Arceus is female Giratina is male.
>>56589368Being a god is boring she needed to something to spice up her existence.
>>56588159how do you let your pokemon die? how do you look into shedinja's back and die?moron. just because it's not in the game doesn't mean shit. shit's written all over the games anyway.
>>56589398>>56589416holy shit these leaks are nutsso giratina is literally pokemon satan, yeah?
>>56589212>maybe that's why she wears black she's mourning her late husbandI do believe they said something similarmilf/gilf, arceus, mild touch of Oedipal inference depending if Lucas is also descended from the Celestic bloodline...
>>56589499Yes its not even subtle.
>>56589499>so giratina is literally pokemon satan, yeah?YOU JUST FUCKING FIGURED THAT OUT????
>>56587609If you're a fan of The Elder Scrolls you should go read C0DA. Retarded people like you are literally personified as the antagonist of that story.
>>56589499That >>56589398 directly contradicts gen 4/PLA games & lore (and even the gen 4 movies), it s scrapped non-canonbut Giratina is "Satan", yes
So when you take a piece of Arceus with you to see the sights in Legends....
>>56589779>literal god>uses a chat app to hook up with peoplethe fuck
>>56587567DIGIMON DID IT FIRST
Our children
>>56589832These leaks were from 2005 no digimon did not do it first.
>>56589329are you me?
>>56589822It's riffing on the Arc Phone. Arceus put a hotline to her stud on an app when She changed his modern smartphone into a field item.
>>56587567I want Arceus to sit on my fat with HIS fat ass
>56589499This is either literal toddlerposting or b8, ignore it.
>>56589992>fat>weight mogged by Groudon and Princess Kaguya
>>56590064Arceus can make himself gain 300lbs in an instant if he so chooses. Or he can fatten me up so I can sit on his face. He's a kinky diety that likes to cuddle afterwords.
>>56590181>only 300 lbs>300 + 700/800 = 1000>weightmogged by a baby whale
>>56589992>misgendering our goddessHERETIC FILTH!!1
>>56590246I'd belly fuck every inch of our lord 24/7.>>56590513No u
Do you guys think Arceus has an orb that can spy on any human on Earth and finds someone lonely to have sex, imagine you gonna jack off but you forget paid the internet bill so and you re sad you cant bust a nut but arceus hears your pleads and teleports into you room on her mommy form of 3 feet tall hour glass figure to bless you nut inside her womb
>>56590682What the hell? She clearly chooses worthy men not losers.
>>56590682that, but a 6'9" tall daddy with a thick dick to impregnate me
>>56590682I'd jack Arceus off myself
>>56590714If we imply that she gives birth to new Pokémon species for every guy she has sex with, then there are 1,025 worthy men on this Earth. But then we remember Garbodor, Snorlax, and Slaking exist, so either she has really bad luck giving birth, or she’s just a slut hungry for human cockif she gave birth to the bird trio that means she had a foursome with humans
>>56587567does she brap with that ass, you think?
>>56589492Zoomies need to be spoonfed everything
>>56587609Why did PLZA mention the plates being made from "energy of defeated giants" if the Arceus origin story isn't canon?
>>56591454The plates are only infusedAlso its never said Arceus defeated the giants in game, it could have been Pikachu
>>56587567But what does female Arceus look like
>>56587567HOW DID THEY PREDICT IT???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjeekFh4qFI
>>56587567>Okay, Mew. I won't explain this again, so listen.>Yes, I'm going to let another man dick me down bu->Let me finish.>It's NOT gay, because it's part of my master plan.>I need to create the ultimate vessels for time and space, and I have to do so myself.>...>With my own womb after being creampied, yes.>What?>Yes, of course I had to leg lock him, I needed to be sure he wouldn't pull out.>...>No, I didn't ENJOY it!>It's called acting! He may have gotten suspicious, so I HAD to say I love him and beg him to fuck me harder.>...>Oh my god! I just want to see a big funny clown face! What part of this do you not understand?
>>56587609Literally all the supporting details are in Gen 4. Canalave library has info about Pokephilia and Arceus plates reference the origin story of the Pokeverse. You can pretend its not canon all you want when the story is right fucking there. Lmao.
>>56591505or it could have been youbut game freak would never be cool enough to have arceus take you back in time to when it was conceived and have you use your pokemon to beat up a giant bad egg
Our hybrid children after getting sent back in time to collect all the plates and have sex with Arceus
>>56588965this would explain a lot>why the genie of love and spring respects her>why she says Enamorus will return to her side once the player character is dead (implying she's immortal)
>>56587567Honestly, It's par with some Japanese writers.I guess because Amaterasu, they tend to write God as a woman always.
