Were his actions more justified than Typhlosions as they were in retaliation to the horrible abuse being inflicted on him and his people
>>56587862Yes
Should I offer myself up as an apology for the actions of my fellow humans to Slakings?
>>56587862He can do it to me too
He was avenging all the Slakoths that were tortured and mutilated by million pity subhumans. Slaking did nothing wrong.
He was honestly too soft on her She tortured and murdered their children He always subjected to the same treatment Raping her wasn't enough, she should have suffered more and the village should have been massacred
>>56587862No, Typhlosion's actions were an act of love, not revenge
>>56587862Yes.
Where's the Slaking story?
>>56592935>Pokestatus: Slak'd
>>56590931In a perfect world Gen 4+ would have been T so all of the religions creation myths and interspecies folktales could be properly explored.
>>56587862I've seen the slaking story and the stuff about octillery and ursaring posted but where are the other stories (arceus turning into a girl for sex, typhlosion, etc) people are discussing on this board? Can anyone post them, I can't find them anywhere
>>56593019>in the distant past>a woman and her companions tortured SlakothWait...
>>56593969Slakoth isn't in pla
>>56593955Here's Typhlosion. Straight from Centro but quality is kinda bad.
>>56594079Arceus
>>56594180Rapidash
>>56594079>>56594180>>56594213Thanks a bunch anon! I know people are saying this means gamefreak are all pokefuckers but as mythology/folklore this stuff is really interesting I think.
>>56587862Unironically did nothing wrong, he just raped the woman that was killing and torturing his kind
>>56594213>>56594180>>56594079gonna need a tldr to these essays, dawg.
>Slaking when he finds 10 year old boys in the woods alone.
>>56587862slaking was teaching the girl a lesson by forcing her have a child to see how it would feel if it was her own child killed for fun.typhlosion just wanted cunny
>>56594326It's okay to admit the folklore 90% about bestiality, anon. We aren't going to judge you specifically.
>>56594413GOOSHGOOSHgod I haven't seen that attrocity posted in ages
>>56594407>Typhlosion disguises as a man and lures a girl into his cave. Sleeps with her every day until she is pregnant. Hypnotizes her at first until she loves him for real. Father comes looking to kill the monster that kidnapped his daughter, succeeds. Girl and her human son are mocked by the village until they eventually transform into Typhlosion>Arceus fought with Regigas/Regis until it became mortally injured. Took the form of a human woman and slept with a man. Her children were part God, part Pokemon and part Human. Palkia and Dialga were born to kill the giants>One man marries a rapidash and becomes one with nature, the other disrespects it and kills ponyta and female rapidash. He wears their mane as a trophy but gets killed by the other man who mistook him for a male rapidash.
>>56594413IF YOU POST THIS ONE MORE TIME YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME
Those lazy tree rats deserved it
>>56594838Mega kek
>>56587862he is hotter so id let him
i just realised the reason she fell asleep is because he probably used yawn on herchances are he slept after cumming in her too what a pussy
>>56587862He did nothing wrong
>>56587862100%
>>56594079>sleeping through winter in a warm dark cave with your wife only waking to eat berries and FUCKsounds pretty comfy tbdesu I don't blame him
>>56593019So then they all fucked the monkeys. the end
>>56594079>He had her for atleast a year>eventually referring to each other as husband and wife That's crazy
>>56593955Arceus
>>56594180>>56594641Arceus one has a follow-up, the father dies fighting the giant, and the lake trio are born from his soul. The giant's body becomes Mt. Coronet
>>56594413ENTER joker
>>56592886the truthnuke that BTFO Slacunts
>>56587862Look at his ears and tell me if he was justified.
>>56592886This, he would've made a beautiful father to his son if only the girl he fucked's dad didn't find them.
>>56587862That lady and her friends would kill, maim, and blind Slakoths FOR FUN. Getting raped and impregnated is getting limp-wristed justice.
>>56587862rape in defense. always justified.
>>56587862
>>56592886>this Is what pedo’s unironically think
>>56599318kek
>>56587862justified?ALL pokegirls belong to the Big Slak COCK
>>56596473>Palkia and Dialga moaned loudly and went into a mountain, THE ENDWhat even
>>56596967what planet are you from? humans have superior dna so impregnating one (especially a beautiful young fertile human girl) is worth more than your entire species
>>56599318
>>56599754They are sad that their dad spiritually died and their mom ascended to the heavens forever
>>56599318>>56599794Imagine making this garbage.
>>56599821mindbroken
HELP ME MY MOM AND SISTER TURNED INTO TAUROS
>>56594413
Its over
>>56599867>get called out>"m-mindbroken"My fucking sides. I love how any criticism of your objectively polluted thoughts and personality sends you into a fit of impotent rage.
>>56596508>He was right, it wasn't illegal. But someone has to get justice for that Lopunny Batman. The joke is on him though since this isn't illegal either.
>>56587862He could had ripped the humans apart with his bare hands, instead he showed one how hard it is to protect his people.
>>56593019Slakoth and Slaking don't even have ears.
>>56593019>slakoth>slackingnew euphemism
imagine if slaking raped you for 10 minutes then took a break for 10 inutes and all you could try to do is crawl through the forest with your pelvis shattered and your organs rupturedand then the 10 minutes were up and he got up and moseyed on over to you for round 2
>>56599794Fix version
