Pokefuckers (freaks into bestiality) thought they won, but reminder that Pokemon canonically do not have sex at all and don't even possess sexual organs.Instead reproduce through a form of unknown magic or or super natural ability. This is not censorship, it's actual canon and not even the in-game scientists understand it. The truth is that magical reproduction totally aligns with creatures that can summon lightning, shoot fire, alter time, etc.
Fact: The story in Diamond and Pearl about humans and pokemon once marrying is still in the gameFact: Most people jerking off to pokemon are just memeing it up and saying it's canon that pokesex is happening 24/7Fact: Faggots are just mad and throwing a shit fit because they are taking jokes too literally and seriously (like OP)Fact: OP is a nigger
it's canon that pokemon are birthed and then put into the eggs so they can grow safelyif pokemon could magically reproduce without sex there would be no need for this state of life
>unknown magic>but they are still limited to who they can make eggs withexplain this shit>inb4 gameplay limitations
>>56593297Fact is you can keep crying you bitch faggotRape is canonAnd I can't wait to dress up as a slaking for next convention and rape the wanting pokesluts
imagine being OP's dad
>>56593297>but reminder that Pokemon [ASEXUAL HEADCANON]t.
>>56593297>Pokemon canonically do not have sex at all and don't even possess sexual organs.>Instead reproduce through a form of unknown magic or or super natural ability.Nice headcanon faggot.
>>56593397>>56593314>>56593356>>56593417>>56593431>>56593443>t. zoophile butthurt that their animal fucker fantasies are not canon>>56593297Don't waste your time arguing with these retards OP, they are so deep in their delusions that you can literally get Gamefreak to state that the leaked stuff isn't canon and they will still think it is. They are just that scared that we are gonna break their pokephilia fantasies
>>56593297"We don't know how Pokémon reproduce" also includes the possibility that they have sex you idiot.
>>56593297Reminder: Dude explicitly mates with Octillery.
>>56593504They poop, therefore they have anuses
>>56593297
>>56593297OP on suicide watch
>>56593297Then why do Pokemon have genders?Why do you need a male and a female pokemon specifically to breed?Why can't genderless pokemon (Excluding ditto) produce eggs?
>>56593297just like pokemon only have 4 moves in the animeand in fights pokemon wait turns like a JRPG as wellIt's a game/anime for kids, of course they don't show it or explain it differently
>>56593297reminder that canonically human girls are made for male pokemon and must give birth to their offspring as is the duty of a good submissive wife.
>>56593631bravo
>>56593550Wrong, it's an explicit and direct confirmation of the fact that pokemon do not have sex. They're magical creatures, they combine their energies to create a pokemon egg containing a newborn pokemon
>>56593732>the pokemon create eggs with magic by combining energies>the pokemon had children with humansSo humans are null in the series and also reproduce by magic? Is that what we're going with now?
>56593504>t. OP
>>56593732why are genderless pokemon unable to create eggs?
>>56593732>they combine their energies to create a pokemon egg containing a newborn pokemonSource: Dude trust me bro
>>56593836>>56593631Why are you excluding Ditto?
>>56593631>Why do you need a male and a female pokemon specifically to breed?It's called yin and yang, coomer. Opposite energies is what's needed to create a pokemon. Breeding does not involve sex whatsoever
>>56593870It's the only thing that makes sense. Every daycare person explicitly says they don't know how an egg appeared, and other characters say this as well. You really think a Skitty and Wailord physically have literal sex?
>all the other pokefucker threads has a retard screaming "it's NOT canon!!! Reeee">this gay one >>56583539 doesn'tSounds to me that the retard screaming "Not canon" is a fag or just hates sexy female Pokemon.
>>56593997You sound like the monogatari "Walk me home gently" autistSexSexfuckingpokefuckingsex
>>56593314Pokemon and Humans are old as FUCK in the Pokémon Universe. Way older than humans in reality. There was once a time where humans and Pokémon where almost indistinguishable from each other. Humans eventually evolved (Literally) into the modern humans of the Pokémon world. They are way to genetically distinct from Pokémon now to breed with them and create offspring. It would be like a human trying to impregnate a gorilla. Shit humans completely forget that Pokémon come from eggs at some point in Pokémon humans history. You'd think a Pokefucker would notice their baby mamas laying eggs and it would be more common knowledge around the Pokémon world.
>>56593924>why are excluding a single exceptionDunno, maybe because Ditto is a fucking exception to the rule dumbass?
>>56593960>dodging the question around genderless pokemon
Do you take a human Pokémon hybrid to a Pokémon Center or a Hospital?
>>56594340I'm not that anon but I think he already answered it.Think of male and female as two complementary forces (like yin and yang) that are required to create an egg. Rather than reproduction through physical means, the interaction of these male and female energies cause an egg to appear. For genderless Pokémon, they lack these specific energies. Conversely, Ditto is like an "universal energy adapter" due to it's ability to transform and align with any Pokemon's energy, genderless or not.
>>56594705>Ditto is like an "universal energy adapter" due to it's ability to transform and align with any Pokemon's energy, genderless or not.>meanwhile Mew who can do the same shit but still can't produce eggs
>>56593297Nidoqueen has breasts and it's canon she plays with them. this predates eggs btw, so of course they have sex and equipment to enjoy it. you lost, normie
>>56593297>B-BUT MUH FANFICTIONthe fact that this was written (and is still possibly canon) by officials at gamefreak is more than enough proof that pokefucking is a real thing to an extent. Cope harder.
>>56595005>breasts are sex organs Coomers are even more retarded than I thought.
>>56595060But never as retarded as you, baiter.
>>56594867>can'tProbably just doesn't want to in the daycare. Nidoqueen also don't breed in the daycare.
>>56595112>the mental gymnastics to continue your headcanon that has loads of inconsistencies
>>56593297>don't even posses sexual organs
everytime i enter one of these threads i spin a wheel to either defend pokephilia or fight against itspinning now
>>56593997dude it's fucking obvious that they have normal sex but the daycare people don't want to explain the birds and the bees to children.
>>56595300im sick of these degenerates ruining everythingthe perverted shit was removed from the game and that just goes to show that it never belonged in the game according to gamefreak, regardless of what some crazy horny employee thought.
>>56595346Right, and fire spewing from Charizard's mouth is also some kind of metaphor.
>>56595060>gee a pokemon with breasts and queen in the name can't possibly have a vagina
>>56595419I didn't say it was a metaphor I said it was them intentionally leaving that information out because why would they explain it to 10 year olds?
>pokemon poop>therefore anuscheckmate liberals
>>56593297Which stage of grief are you on? Denial?
>>56595060You're beyond retarded.
>>56595424Correct.
>>56595479>pokemon takes a fat crap on the ground>grass pokemon starts eating it
>>56595186How so? Mew simply doesn't want to breed in the daycare. It gave birth to Mewtwo so it can reproduce.
>>56595402>He doesn't know about the canalave library literal translations.
>>56593297REMINDER>cope cope cope
>>56595621QRD?
>>56595586>posting retconned loreHey genius, what you just shared is how an EMBRYO Mewtwo was born. Implying live fucking birth, not eggs. So the statement was clearly insinuating that Mewtwo is a lab grown baby since they're an artificial pokemon created through spliced DNA of Mew.If Mew truly did give "birth" it would be in the from of an egg, not a fucking embryo. In fact if we even consider your version of events, then that means Mew was impregnated and gave live birth of an Embryo. That sounds like Mew has a fucking womb.
>>56595586god lord, what a nice call out we have here
>>56595887The Canalave Library had a folk story called sinnoh folk story 3. It talked about how long ago pokemon and humans were very close. The English localization said>There once were humans and Pokémon that ate together at the same table.The Japanese version said.>ひとと けっこんした ポケモンがいた>ポケモンと けっこんした ひとがいたWhen TRANSLATED and not 'localized' it reads>There once were Pokémon that married people.>There once were people who married Pokémon.Make of that what you will.
>>56595887
I would be embarrassed my son typed this shit on the internet
>>56593997play the game retard
>>56593297>Pokemon canonically do not have sex at all>The way they reproduce is unknown to even meWhat?
>>56593297Why the ashanime retconned pokemon eggs to all look exactly like this?
>>56593695>*puts a pelt over you and your baby*
>>56593297>>56593504If you're going to talk to yourself OP, please try to make it a little less obvious.
>>565959261. Doesnt omegaruby talk about the existence of alternative universes and such?2. Pokemon lgpe isnt canon because it has a different protagonist doing what red has already canonically done. Most pokemon media with red on them acknowledge him as the one who defeated team rocket and as the kanto champion, not as the guy who was standing around outside of the pokemon league who jobbed to the lgpe kid that defeated team rocket.So it cant be retconned lore because otherwise, red defeating team rocket and becoming the champion is also retconned, but we know red is still acknowledged as the champion.
>>56593297>Pokemon canonically do not have sex at all and don't even possess sexual organs.They do though. They have to, to be differentiated into male and female. What you mean is they don't have any visible or obvious external sex organs.>This is not censorship, it's actual canon and not even the in-game scientists understand it. The truth is that magical reproduction totally aligns with creatures that can summon lightning, shoot fire, alter time, etc.Canon also implies scientists know more than they're telling to ten year olds. See also:Mew giving birth in a lab. The exitance of Mewtwo also implies a much greater knowledge of pokemon biology than people seem to talk about.
Why are there so many sex-abolitionist trannies who hate the concept of pokesex? Even if it's something like a Milktank and Tauros?
>>56600786either a zoomer tourist prude or an autist.
>>56593732The only thing they combine is their cum with the fertile eggs of submissive teenage girls. Kill yourself if you don't like it.
>>56593314>Fact: The story in Diamond and Pearl about humans and pokemon once marrying is still in the gameIn that text still in the BDSP remakes? (japanese version of course)
>>56593297More then likely, unfortunately.>All of the stories in the leak just have the baby appear>Woman wakes up and has a baby in her arms, doesn't know how it got thereThese are also the same creatures that can change into pocket size of their own will and is how they go into the Pokeball, it isn't a miracle of science that causes this. Seems to be more likely that Pokemon just take or give the needed material and baby grows from microscopic to youngling in a matter of moments. Then parents make the "egg" to keep them safe until they are able to take care of themselves.
Cope
>>56593297Why rely on leaks that could be faked?Let's look at the games themselves!
>>56593732Show me a quote from the game that says this. I'll wait.
>>56601173they literally kept the void glitch..
>>56593297Palkia works like a human female though and she had babies with Dialga Arceus can also make herself human if she wants and has shown interest in human menYou lost, the Arceus/Palkia mother daughter ffm is real
Where we're going, we don't need organs
god literally makes an egg infront of you so it literally does its equivelent of fucking right infront of you even outside the leaks arceus is a pervert.
>pokemon are nullos that reproduce through magic>this means pokemon can have nulges you can rub to pleasure them without the messJOKE'S ON YOU, OP. THIS IS MY FETISH.
>>56604305Now that I think of it, it’s confirmed that she needs a man to impregnate her before she gives birth right. But in that room only Arceus, Cynthia and the player were present. Gold is the canon MC and fucked Arceus right in front of Cynthia confirmed?
>>56593732Sounds like an explanation an adult would give a kid so they don't have to say "Yeah, your Lucario demolished your Lopunny's pussy"
>>56604385>"Yeah, your Lucario demolished your Lopunny's pussy"That's my boy.
>>56593359>but they are still limited to who they can make eggs withSame reason as why the only pokemon who can reproduce with humans are in the Humanoid egg group.
>>56604385How do I buy my Lucario a beer
>>56604315Based.
>>56593297>be scientist>a gradeschooler trainer approaches you>asks how is babby formed>"uhh well you see, it's unknown magic!"
>>56604598the concept of an unreliable narrator is completely foreign to autistic zoomies.
>>56593297Pokefuckers don't care sadly
>>56604632zoomies are so brainwashed by leftoid activism that they believe everything an author writes has to be the author's own beliefsart is dead and leftism killed it
>>56593297>>56593504>>56593596>>56593732>>56593997>>56593960kill yourself puritan zoomer /pol/cuck
>>56593297>reminder that Pokemon canonically do not have sex at all and don't even possess sexual organs.The Lapras/Octillery story literally says the man had 'sexual relations' with them before seeing them off/tossing them back into the sea; while you can interpret that as the dude forcibly using Octillery's mouth as an onahole, there's no other way to interpret the Lapras version other than 'penis in vagina, pounding that Laprussy until she could hardly swim straight afterwards'. They fuck. They have the parts to do so. And they're apparently compatible enough with humans that they can bear offspring. Get over it.
>>56593732Pokemon have sex canonically. You are a faggot. Cope.https://kantopia.wordpress.com/2018/09/29/pokemon-super-mystery-dungeon-evolution-isnt-that-like-maturing-quickly-jpn-vs-eng/
>>56593732Riddle me this puritard, why can't Baby Pokémon have children?
>>56604766/pol/ loves anything that leads to aryan offspring being made. Arceus and Palkia are aryan women so impregnating them is /pol/-approved. Only twitter trannies complain about this
>>56605022Except that Palkia as well as Arceus, Dialga, Giratina have been depicted in all media as male figures (and never human) to this day.A text possibly written before the development of the Gen 4 games has no relevance whatsoever. One of many drafts of the Pokemon myths they made before creating the current ones.
>>56593297>Pokemon canonically do not have sex at all and don't even possess sexual organs.Instead reproduce through a form of unknown magic or or super natural ability.That's headcanon, they clearly have sexual relations with humans, as written by Game Freak employees on the clock
>>56604468Typhlosion is from the field egg group retard.
>>56593431I'm asexual and even I don't understand what the fuck this is trying to say. Yes fetishes and fetish content is funny, but, but so what?
>>56594290Ditto is how you get other genderless pokemon to breed dumbass.
>>56604226Pokemon eggs are literally made on the spot out of sticks and shit after they magic the baby.
>>56593314memeing?
>>56593297Not to mention there's next to no fucking reason to explain pokemon reproduction. They just come out of magical eggs is enough explanation. As to how they're conceived it's magic.
>>56605425>after they magic the baby.Show me a quote for this. Eggs being cradles doesn't disprove sexual reproduction.
>>56605425>>56605881Official lore is that humans don't know where eggs and the Pokémon inside them come from. Nobody has ever seen where or how Pokémon obtain eggs.
>>56605881Prove they reproduce then. :)
>>56593314Fippedy Bippedy Based fpbp
>>56605917>>56605929That is exactly my point. We can't prove it's sexual reproduction, but we also can't prove it's NOT sexual reproduction. Thanks for proving my point.
>>56606229I accept your concession.
>>56605286>Arceus, Dialga, Giratina have been depicted in all media as male figureswhere
>>56606229Yes, I agree with you. I wasn't part of the thread until that point. Official lore tends to go more in the direction of it not involving sex though. I don't have the pics right now unfortunately or I'd post them.
>>56606261Proof that it's NOT sexual reproduction.>>56606270Yeah, they obviously avoid mentioning it at all costs, but the fact that they ALSO avoid saying the opposite says everything. Literally nothing stops them from saying "We know Pokémon don't reproduce like humans do". But they deliberately choose to leave the option of sexual reproduction completely possible.
>>56606667They could also say "We know Pokémon reproduce like humans do". I don't think this is really a matter of it being allowed in children's media or not, it's just a weird lore thing they went with. It has to be vague because it would make even less sense if it wasn't.
>>56607065>They could also say "We know Pokémon reproduce like humans do".No, because that would be saying "Pokémon have sex". They want to keep it ambiguous cause they don't want children to raise questions, while letting the adults know "yeah, we can't say it, but you know".It is disguised as "clever lore" in a quaint way, but I think in the end it's just a means to not tell children the truth.
>>56607364Do you think they have a problem with implying humans have sex then? Like not showing pregnant women? That's dumb.>It is disguised as "clever lore" in a quaint wayYou have to go out of your way to look for random obscure NPC dialogue and decades old Japan only books to even have this conversation, the average person (including children) assumes Pokémon just reproduce like real life animals and that's never been an issue. You have to be the type of person that argues on 4chan for several hours a day to even think any of this.
>>56606261I accept that you choke on dick.
>>56607406They DO avoid showing pregnant women or mentioning pregnancy. Afaik there's only 3 instances of pregnancy in Pokémon media.>Burnett in the anime>The pregnant ferries wheel lady in gen 9>Turo/Sada's Area Zero journals mentioning they are expecting a child (Arven)Note how only the first one visually depicts the pregnancy while the other two are only mentioned in text.>You have to go out of your way to look for random obscure NPC dialogueNo you don't. Pretty sure every game since gen 2 has some NPC mentioning how no one knows where eggs are from. That includes the NPCs that give you the eggs, so you'll see "We don't know how it happened" literally hundreds of times. SV has a whole class dedicated to eggs. They make a clear point in telling the player that "no one knows where eggs are from" rather than avoiding the subject altogether.
>>56607639>The pregnant ferries wheel lady in gen 9Lol I meant gen 5
>>56607639>They do avoid it! Here's a list that proves me wrong.They're not trying to hide it. How often do you see pregnancy in real life, anyway?And that's not the type of NPC dialogue I was referring to, I meant the more in-depth stuff like the eggs being cradles and other details. They didn't need to do any of this if they just wanted to avoid talking about sex.
>>56607686Only 3 instances of it in the almost 30 years the franchise existed? That looks like hiding to me, man.>They didn't need to do any of this if they just wanted to avoid talking about sex.Them saying that no one knows where eggs are from is both avoiding talking about sex while also calling attention to it. That's kinda the thing.
>>56607727Why would they need to constantly show pregnant women though? Unless you wanted to intentionally force it for some strange reason, you're not going to end up with that result. 3 or so pregnant women for as series where pregnant women aren't the focus seems reasonable to me.>while also calling attention to itWhich is part of the reason why I don't think they're doing this because they want to avoid mentioning sex. I think it's because the worldbuilding would legitimately make even less sense otherwise.
>>56607406nta but it is entirely believable that implied human biological functions are more palatable than the idea of Timmy's Blissey getting busy. Like, everyone loves puppies but outside of breeders you're probably not gonna see people talking positively about dogs fucking.
>>56593297So you mean the egg just appears out of thin air? I guess this makes sense. Or it could like explode with stars and stuff after a bunch of flashes like when pokemon evolve.
Don't care, I want a Pikachu Libre wife
>>56608062Official lore is that no one knows where the eggs come from. In-universe professors theorize that Pokémon just find the eggs somewhere.
>>56605011not enough energy
>>56608120So if they actually have sexual organs like humans then they can have twins and triplets like humans can. This kind of proves they don’t have sex organs
>>56608120Oh yeah, and Arceus' egg just sort of existed.So after the leak, while it did give us tons of pronographic smut, also actually reinforces the idea that Pokémon eggs just sort of come to be.
>>56595060>t. tranny that will never have natural tits
>>56608324What leak…
>>56608535https://tcrf.net/Development:Pok%C3%A9mon_Diamond_and_Pearl/Documents
>>56608266You don't understand how twins and triplets come to be.
>>56595926>retcons are only good if they make points I agree with!!!!!!
>>56593297Filtered by a joke>pic related
>>56608796>He pretends all the porn, fics and fetishes are a "joke" for me
Thinking that pokephilia is just like bestiality means that you don't respect and understand Pokémon. You see them as lowly animals when they are sapient, intelligent beings. Fuck you.
>>56593297The canon stories leaked from Game Freak prove otherwise
>>56609183BAT THEY ARE NUT CANON!!!
>>56595926>Mew truly did give "birth" it would be in the from of an eggProof? Nobody has seen a Mew reproduce sonic could give elive birth. Probably why it doesn't reproduce in day care.
>>56608999That's exactly what I was thinking. 95% Pokemon fans aren't cut out to be trainers or have anything to do with Pokemon if they see them as lesser beings.
>>56593431>whatdohesayfuckmefor.jpgman, i rather be invisible to both sides
>>56608796the rainbow does not belong to gay dudes or lesbians get that shit straight doofus
>>56605022>aryanthey're jomon(russian-chinese hybrids) you dumb mutt
The Pokémon fuck to make the baby, the baby is born, then the parents build the egg to place it in. Single as
>>56609925I don't understand why this is so hard for people to understand. Its like are being stupid on purpose.
>>56609925alternatively>pokémon lays egg>other pokémon fertilizes it like a fish
Hey, I made that egg :')
>>56609925This. It's simple.
>>56593356>it's canon that pokemon are birthed and then put into the eggs so they can grow safelyNo it isn't, foolish cradlefag
You lost.
>>56610928That's not talking about Pokémon eggs aka cradles, that's talking about actual eggs.
>>56593732if they don't reproduce sexually why are there genders? Hell there are sexually dimorphic Pokemon and an egg can only be produced by male and female...
>>56605917wrong it was depicted in HGSS when Arceus makes you a creation trio member, but canonically thats god. and the leaks say plenty more insane shit on the creation trio and arceus
>>56611830That's a special circumstance, it's not relevant to my post.
>>56604598Japanese people would probably be more comfortable being honest to the child and less afraid of the parents' reactions.
>>56593297There is canon artwork of how pokemon reproduce.
>>56604632>literally everyone in the series is an unreliable narrator
>>56612080That's a Japanese god making a wakemitama/bunrei. It's literally the same thing as the Arceus copy in Legends.
>>56609925so the Daycare people actually knew what pokemon is coming out of the egg, they just chose to not tell us?
>>56610928I think the logical conclusion is that some pokemon lay eggs and some make cradles
>>56612285Everything in the series indicates that Pokémon eggs are unrelated to reproduction. Pokémon may have sex and reproduce, but Pokémon eggs (not all eggs, and not all eggs made by Pokémon, but "Pokémon eggs" specifically) are unrelated to that.
The only real animal i know of that is basically fully formed when hatching is the kiwi. All other egg creatures are underdeveloped as fuck and take weeks of feeding from the parents to grow up.Pokemon burst forth from the "egg" fully combat capable.
I'm having sex in my mind with your fictional character, are you gonna panic cry abt it?
Yeah, and? I'm happily having sex with my Typhlosion. We're happy. You seem to be the bitter one.
>>56593695feel seen and heard here as a good submissive wife
The official explanation>A Ditto and a Kangaskhan are playing. While no one is looking, they acquire a mysterious egg-shaped object through unknown means. The object contains a similar Kangaskhan for unknown reasons.The common fan explanation>A Ditto and a Kangaskhan are put together in the same place with the expectation that they will have sex. The Ditto shapeshifts a penis and starts having sex with the Kangaskhan while the baby watches. This makes an egg, which contains a newborn Kangaskhan with a Kangaskhan baby already in its pouch. Everyone in the series world knows this happens but pretends not to because Game Freak doesn't want to allude to sex except when they do of course.People like to insist the latter is what is actually intended because it seems more intuitive on the surface, even though the series doesn't support it.
>>56593732>They're magical creaturesThey're demons actually, but that doesn't mean necessarily that they are bad.
>>56614373>The object contains a similar Kangaskhan for unknown reasons.The reasons are not unknown
>>56614557What official Pokémon material gives a definitive explanation for the reasons?
>>56607686If you go outside your house you see obviously pregnant women often enough, easily once a month at least, where do you think people come from anon? Based on some quick googling theres roughly 2 million women pregnant in the USA right now, and they dont just stay inside. Ive seen like 4 different obviously pregnant women in the last couple months, and Im sure passed by more who just werent showing so much
>>56614787Fair point actually, I hadn't considered that I live in a country where people don't regularly have children.
>>56614831How bad is your birthrate dude, we're still below replacement fertility here, the only reason our population is growing is immigration
>>56593314FIPPBIPP
>>56614373Because the alternative is, like "lawl pogeymanz shrink", incredibly fucking stupid and sounds like something a panicking dev bullshitted on the spot while drunk.
>>56615002It doesn't matter if you think it's stupid, it's how the actual series is.
>>56614614BiologyWhy else does it have to be a male and a female mon? If they wanted they could've left all mons genderless and have then "make" babies anyway yknow
>>56615033I believe you may have missed my point. My point is that is SO much less stupid than the actual intent, it is assumed to be correct.
>>56600786a bizarre combo of the people you mentioned and pokephiles that start vibrating from discomfort when reminded stuff that isn't human x pokemon exists in fuckhuge quantities. makes it harder to do the whole "erm i'm not a furry" thing when their stuff is hosted right next to gay eeveelution porn
>>56615076Your assumptions and imagination are not official Pokémon material.
>>56615325Explain why they would deliberately implement male and female Pokémon if not to imply sexual reproduction. They could've left Pokémon genderless and have them reproduce anyway but they didn't
>>56593297Okay, so if this were the case, why are their male and female Pokemon? If they can reproduce by just poofing a fucking baby into existence, then there would be no need for genders, especially not in game. You wouldn't even need to specify it.Taking this even further, if Pokemon can just poof other Pokemon into existence, why would they not use their "magical reproduction" to simply create another Pokemon that's already fully developed? Why make it a weak, helpless little baby? You're a fucking retard. The reason they don't tell you "how" Pokemon fuck is because it's a game primarily targeted at children, and if they even pretended for a second to acknowledge sex then the puritans would be up in arms that little Timmy knows what sex is even though he's probably seen the neighbour's dog fucking the other neighbour's dog and that where the puppy he mysteriously found came from.
>>56616403It's not my job, nor yours, to explain this. Any explanation we would give would just be a fanfic. As far as I know there is no official source that explains this. Everything else is unofficial assumptions and headcanons.
>>56616403Likely the reason is that it would have been a coding nightmare for them, but also it wouldn't have been good for the end user. They needed something easy for kids to realize how breeding worked. If they did it off the back of the trainer ID or used IVs or something, it wouldn't have been something that the player would readily be able to determine.>Why does this Pokemon and this Pokemon only produce THIS one? I want the other one>Because it takes after the mother, but gets moves from the fatherMakes more sense then>Because your trainer ID has 2 as the last number, this means that even numbered pokemon in the dex will make more of itself when breeding
>>56608120In universe lore is that they literally make the egg to carry the baby in, the proof was already posted in the thread retard.
>>56617716That is presented as an unlikely theory by one of the professors, not as the definitive answer.
>>56608999Bestiality is bestiality regardless of how smart the animal is. Humans are on this earth as the image of God to rape whatever lowly life form we please.
>>56610030You only want sex to exist in the pokemon world because you're a pervert.
>>56593788Just the Pokemon producing it out of sheer love for the trainers.
>>56615002>the alternative is, like "lawl pogeymanz shrink",Still seething that you lost lmao.
>56593314>throwing a shit fit because they are taking jokes too literally and seriously (like OP)Nah. The board is literally trying to gaslight people into believing gamefreak had some kind of huge lore dump about how pokemon penises work.
>>56617735It is literally the only answer, all you have to stand on is conjecture otherwise.
>>56593297Anybody know where all the stories are? I'm looking for ALL of them
>>56593297Keep coping
>>56617991>>56618012>itoddlers>Cringe reddit memesYikes
>>56617909What, the magic cradles or the literal sex? I see both lol.
>>56617912Not only is it not the only answer, it's not even the most commonly accepted among Pokémon professors. The document itself even says it's controversial.
>>56605917That's just cope for little babies playing (you) ,it's literally pokemon breeding ,they fuck,get over it.
>>56618193Adult Pokémon can come out of "eggs". What you're saying makes less sense than you think.
>>56618143Do you have them all?
>>56618237There is no adult pokemon born,just evolutions. Just cuz you can't get sex doesn't mean the whole world has to follow your example.
>>56618288kek
>>56616556Again, there is no reason for them to make them male and female. There is literally only one possible implication behind that. Same with Baby Pokémon being incapable of breeding.>>56616730>it would have been a coding nightmare for themWhat are you talking about? Implement genders was 20 times more work than not doing it. They needed to implement shit like gender ratios, male/female only species, checks for the daycare etc. They literally just could've NOT done this. Breeding could work the same way without the mons being male or female.
>>56618288Kangaskhan comes out with an "egg" with a baby already in its pouch. Pokémon reproduce (I'd say they probably have sex too), but the series shows and claims no connection between that type of eggs and the actual reproduction process. This is the real reason the dialogue is so vague about it. It makes even less sense if you actually take the seemingly reasonable assumption seriously.
>>56618349>but the series showsYeah a sanitized and kid friendly show will definitely go into details about procreation ,in a world where pokemon are everything and even seem to outpace humans in numbers,no one knows how they breed or where eggs come from.Ok sure....
>>56617748By that logic, sex with humans is bestiality too.
>>56618345Your headcanon isn't official material no matter how much sense it might make in your head, it remains unofficial. It just isn't explained.
>>56618390They didn't need to address the topic at all if they didn't want to explore it. Instead they chose to explore it to an extent, and did so in a way that doesn't make adults coming out of eggs as insane as it sounds when following your assumption.
>>56618446Yeah because it's made mouth breathing babies , and falls on it's face under any level of scrutiny.
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>>56618470The actual official explanation makes more sense than yours (which is irrelevant). Eggs are not proven to be how Pokémon reproduce, or the result of them having sex. What I think likely happened is that they implemented a system without putting much thought into it, and later realized that didn't make sense, so then came up with this weird explanation, but it's still the official lore that they went with.
>>56618538>Eggs are not proven to be how Pokémon reproduce>baby pokemon can't produce eggs>needs male and female>always get an egg>pokemon are born from said egg>Eggs are not proven to be how Pokémon reproduceAnon I....
>>56618538...ok dude that's some serious tendie cope
>>56618538It's honestly more likely that they simply didn't want to say the obvious, due to the game being aimed at children. The pokemon had sex and the female laid an egg. The reason why kangaskhan shows up with a baby in it's pouch after hatching is due to GF not feeling like making a new model.
Eggs as a whole are problem. How the fuck does something like onyx, a pokemon made of rock lay eggs? How about magnemite, voltorb, vanillish, ETC? This is part of the reason why eggs needed to be magic. Also, why are magic eggs so unbelievable, but magic genitals suddenly appearing on pokemon is not?
>>56618538I know American public education is bad,but holy shit.
>>56607639>No you don't. Pretty sure every game since gen 2 has some NPC mentioning how no one knows where eggs are from. That includes the NPCs that give you the eggs, so you'll see "We don't know how it happened" literally hundreds of times. SV has a whole class dedicated to eggs. They make a clear point in telling the player that "no one knows where eggs are from" rather than avoiding the subject altogether.Actually pic related + how the actual egg behaves and the like in the anime kinda suggests that we just call it an egg because it looks and functions like one but it's actually just some kind of construct that just fucking *manifests*.
>>56618595None of that is an in-universe confirmation that eggs are how Pokémon reproduce.>baby pokemon can't produce eggsSee, that's the funny thing about baby Pokémon. Babies are the state creatures are in when they are born, and they need to become adults to reproduce. "Baby" Pokémon only have half of that. If those are seriously "babies" and "eggs" are seriously eggs and that's seriously how Pokémon reproduce, then "adult" Pokémon are born from eggs. Kangaskhan are born from eggs. The official explanation is weird, but makes more sense.>>56618662>It's honestly more likely that they simply didn't want to say the obvious, due to the game being aimed at children.Then they wouldn't have addressed it at all and they wouldn't bring it up in random dialogue. Do you really think it's a coincidence that the weird official explanation makes things like Kangaskhan make sense?>>56618621I don't like Nintendo. The Nintendo Switch is awful and I'm glad it's so easily emulated. Every Pokémon game on the Switch has serious problems. Game Freak is a mess. I am angry that the Switch and its games sold as much as they did. I don't think designing mechanics that break the worldbuilding without putting any thought into it until it's all done is good writing. That's still the official lore.>>56618744Not American.>>56618772This is indeed the official explanation but people get angry at you if you post it for some reason.
>>56618828Wow,even by 4chan standards you're pretty retarded ,impressive.
>>56618828Don't worry anon the big bad sex isn't real we were all brought here on a stork lol.
>>56618862>says the anon insisting adult kangaroos are born from eggs with babies already in the pouch
>>56618883Sex exists in Pokémon though, there is evidence of both humans and Pokémon having sex and reproducing. It's just that none of it is related to "eggs".
>>56618888>bringing up dev laziness as a crutchI accept your concession jeet.
>>56618828Anon, you're fucking retarded.Pokemon fuck, they then give birth/lay eggs per species, then they somehow, get the distinct "egg" built or maybe it just manifests around the newborns while they develop. Probably they make it, given that Elm specifically establishes that it's made from earth and plant matter defacto before theorizing how it comes to be.>B-but KangaskhanGamefreak didn't want to make a new fucking model or evolution or what the fuck ever depicting a baby-less Kangaskhan and didn't think too much about it being weird when they introduced the baby pokemon/breeding mechanics.Stop coping and get the fuck over it.
>looks like an egg>functions like an egg>needs male and female to make>pokemon born from it>isn't an eggok retard
>>56618950See >>56618538Also, there was earlier gen 1 lore about some Pokémon (the Nidoran line iirc) about them reproducing and it didn't involve eggs at all. The official "egg" cradle explanation covers things like that as well.>>56618986Post official evidence of your claims and then I will stop saying it. Until then, it's just your headcanon.>given that Elm specifically establishesIrrelevant, but he doesn't. He calls it as unlikely theory and says all the other professors disagree with him.>>56619002Tell Game Freak, I'm just repeating what their official media says.
>>56619044My brother in Christ, you are literally a sheep,never questioning anything,never scrutinizing anything put in front of you no mater how little sense it makes . I knew tendie fans were low,but didn't think they could reach this level of cope and self delusion.,
>>56619044LOL THIS FAGGOT STILL COPING OVER SEX
>>56619117I'm not a Nintendo fan, and the only reason I'm having this conversation is because I have scrutinized it. It's not good writing/worldbuilding, but it is what it is.>>56619139Sex is real. Pokémon have sex. You have provided no official evidence that sex is related to the egg-shaped cradles.
>>56619044This has to be bait,I refuse to believe someone is this retarded.
>>56619117>everything I am told is a lieyou're just as delusional, buddy
>>56619167Try making actual arguments.
>>56619044
>>56619044When a daddy pokemon and mommy pokemon love each other very much....
>samefagging this much
People itt see random children walking around the town and start talking to them about how sex isn't real to "protect" them from real sex, like that one NPC in XY
>>56618772No anon. Nothing manifests. The egg shell is made from dirt and plants. But no one know how the Pokémon gets into the egg. It doesn't just manifest. People do not know. "It simply manifests" is literally your headcanon.
>>56618888>adult kangaroosKangaskhan is a Pokémon, not an IRL animal. Different rules apply. So yes, Kangaskhan are born with their baby in their pouch. There is no reason why that shouldn't be possible.Or are you seriously gonna bring up biology when you're clearly disregarding biological rules regarding reproduction? Come on now.
>>56619044>Irrelevant, but he doesn't. He calls it as unlikely theory and says all the other professors disagree with him.No, not at all actually.He defacto fucking confirms that the things are made from materials in the environment, it's fucking obvious that anyone who disagreed with him prior was fucking wrong. Hard canon, full stop. Elm is just being "humble" and pretending to hedge bets because he doesn't want to come off as a total cock, which is pretty typical in academia in situations like this.
>>56619628>People do not know.Yes.>The egg shell is made from dirt and plants.No. That's an unconfirmed theory that's said to be unlikely by the professor who thought of it and disregarded by all the other professors. The official explanation is that none of the professors know and and that the most accredited theory is that Pokémon simply find the "eggs".>>56620092According to the Riolu episode in the 2019 anime the most credible theory is still that Pokémon just randomly find the eggs (but no one knows for sure). Elm's theory remains an unconfirmed theory, the truth is unknown.
>>56600786Asexual prudes.
>>56619694>So yes, Kangaskhan are born with their baby in their pouch.And that's even more insane than the convoluted official explanation, which already makes little sense.>you're clearly disregarding biological rules regarding reproductionI'm not. The series has simply never established that this type of eggs is how Pokémon reproduce nor the result of them having sex.
>>56620135i wouldn't put much stock in what the anime says
>>56620242If it said what you wanted it to say you'd be spamming the whole board with it right now. Did you see the anime stuff in the leak? I'm still surprised by how much Game Freak is involved with the anime. I didn't think people like Sugimori, Masuda, and Ohmori supervised it this much.
>>56620225You argue that Kanhaskhan can't be born like this because of IRL biology while also saying that they don't have sex because IRL biology does not apply to Pokémon. Make up your fucking mind.
>>56620332>while also saying that they don't have sexI never said this. Read my posts instead of imagining your silly boogeyman.
