Typhlosionbros...Even the normies are dunking on us...
>>56600509HYPNO IS SAVED! HE FINALLY IS OUT OF THE CREEPYPASTA.
This must be how the people who loved vapreon felt
>>56600618Yup. It's unironically over for Typhlosion because its story involved a minor, so in the eyes of hyper-cautious virtue signaling millennials and zoomers, anyone who likes it will now be considered a pedo.
>>56600637Its not even a minor, its people overthinking the term "girl".
Typhlosion and his defenders need to be in prison
>>56600672Not really, ancient tribal times didn't give a shit about age since everything was fast and loose, so it's entirely plausible she was underage.
>>56600725It is but its also completely unspecified. The point is the actual story doesn't say anything about it.Essentially its a schizopost that caught on.Ultimately I just sorta think this is funny though, also makes Hisuian Typlosion cooler with this context.
>>56600618Did that copypasta actually offend Vaporeonfags? I mean at worst you can't take Vaporeon as seriously anymore, but generally people still adore it Plus a lot more porn of it got made so that was a plus in my book
>>56600618>Vaporoen: people want to fuck it. Also has the KANTOOOOOO pass and the Eevee pass so it will always be loved no matter what. >Typhlosion: called a rapist by the one of the people who make the gamesVapereon has it fucking easy. Typhloson was never a shillmon, but its insane that Game Freak was so upset at the idea of Typhlosion having fans that they would pull this crap.
>>56600796Vaporeonfags are completely unable to express liking it in a non-"I want to fuck Vaporeon" context without zoomers referencing or quoting the copypasta, so everyone has to start walking on eggshells when discussing Vaporeon out of fear of encouraging them.
>>56600712you need to kill yourself, seriously
>>56600826>another typedo blocked & reported
>>56600796I assume if youre a vaporeon fan who deosnt want to fuck vaporeon, it will feel bad. But if you are a vsporeon fan who wants to fuck vaporeon, then youre drowning in bliss.
This shit has been making me grin ear to ear all fucking day.
>>56600672It's funnier to call Typhlosion a pedophile rapist than just a normal rapist.
well, somebody isn't getting any move-set buffs in Gen 10or anything ever again
>>56600825bruh shout outs to alpharad, dude has the worst luck when it comes to this:>favourite pokemon; vaporeon>favourite animal crossing villager: ankha>favourite final fantasy character; tifa lockhartdude has gone 3 for 3 with the internet pornifying his favourites in the mainstream media
Can someone explain the Hypno redemption thing to me? Have we gotten new info about Hypo or are people just saying this based on the lack of new Hypno allegations?
>>56600940He's getting time behind bars with Diddy
>>56600870Why the fuck wouldn't you want to fuck vaporeon though? Are you stupid?
>you lived to see Hypno be genuinely and unequivocally redeemed by law of canon due to some fucked up out of the blue "scrapped lore/beta" leakwhat is this timeline bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz6zg-Khtdg
>>56600986Cause there's a new pedo in town, and people connected the dots, with this info, that Hypno only hypnotizes kids to protect them from Typedo.
>>56600986Just funny because we all expected it to be the rapist pokemon but there are two canon rapists nowLike everything it's just a joke bro
>>56601000Jesus this is popping off fast
How do you rape a Bonsly? It's made out of rock, innit?
>>56601023Pokéfuckers have been shackled for almost 30 fucking years, and they have finally been unleashed. Just wait until Japan gets in on the fun.
>>56600999The best timeline anon
>>56600977He deserves it for being a faggot.
>>56601061sadly, japan is heavily anti-leakage like this, so I doubt we'll see it until mid-2025ish
>>56601043Use it as a buttplug
>there was once an incident in which it took away a child
>>56601043>How do you rape a Bonsly?
>>56600986Despite being stereotyped as Pokemon's DEFINITIVE fat bald bastard AND a pedo rapist, there isn't actually any hard proof that Hypno is sexually interested in anyone, it just wants to eat their dreams and keep those people around in the event their dreams are especially tasty.
>>56601115>Sneaks into girls' bedrooms at night, scaring them, but ultimately just trying to help themHypo is the hero we need.
>>56600509Ok can someone show what the Typhlosion thing was?
>>56600859What rule did I break? someone has to actually break a while before you can report them. Just because Game Freak pulls shit out of their ass doesn't mean that shit is allowed here. Believe it or no vp has rules.
>>56601224Announcing your report is a bannable offence too OP.
>>56600509>It has a secret, devastating move.>It rubs its blazing fur to cause huge explosions.Typho's dex entry has a whole different meaning now...
>No one is talking about the Ditto identity stealing rape and grooming
>>56601224Too late to argue the cyber police are en route. Clear your hard drive while you can.
>>56601000Man I love that song
>>56601191Millennials and zoomers are losing their shit because the story involves a "girl", which they interpret as an underage female because that's what "girl" automatically means in their eggshell-walking eyes.
>>56601297wait.. how is THIS being strewn as "pedophile rapist story" ? it's not even horny. Abduction anthro transformation yokai BS, sure, but I don't see any noncery or non-consensual shit here
>>56601378>you ate my food and slept at my house now i own you and if you tell your dad i'll kill him lolI wish flags were enabled.
>>56601378Cause twitter likes outrage bait. They saw "girl" being used and jumped onto that to say she's underaged.
>>56601378Again, millennials and zoomers. They're constantly scared of getting "exposed" and cannibalized by their peers because of how easy it is to throw out extreme accusations and how aggressive others get over said accusations, so they have to take an extreme moral high ground constantly in order to maintain an "innocent" holier-than-thou image.
>>56601378>Americans>knowing how folklore worksPick one
>>56601431well I guess that explains the acerola thing, but man, this shit is upsetting.
>>56601440actually I'm british
People are already making gijinka content about it, or at least based off it. It's the end.
>>56600509search this guys namer on tbib/r34, i swear he draws real nsfw, someone should find it
>>56601479those sick fucks
>>56601475I am okay with British except for their gnomes. Such a terrible mockery of natural order.
>>56601378>or non-consensual shitHe literally brainwashes her so she'll stay with him, are you retarded?
>>56601297It's probably because they used the Japanese word to represent a young girl like talking about a kid. That's probably why people are talking about it as if it was that. Remember someone translated the text so if you want 100% proof translate the text yourself. You'll get more context out of the actual characters they used. I don't think they need to keep putting young girl to convey that she was underage if the original text flat out says it. Again this is Gamefreak own employee where their pokedex lore has many screwed up things in it especially with kids.
>>56600986there can only be one pedo its like highlander
>>56601580yes, I am.
>>56601378I don't think anyone needs to be a certain age to realize the problem in a story about an adult man keeping a young girl as his wife. But of course, this is a gooner site and many of you are just pedophiles.
>>56600509
>>56601479Oh. Oh, I like that.
>(((Hisuin Typhlosion))) molests kids>Typhlosion gets the blameDamn.
>>56601597She's called a 少女(Shojo, literally little woman) in the story, basically a non-adult girl whose age can range from 7-17.
Give it a while, shit will calm back down again eventually.
>>56600977To be fair, Tifa didn't need the internet's help with being sexualized.
>>56601781Nope, even ignoring that it actually ends at 18, Shojo also just has an use in older works to just mean unmarried.
>>56600712Based and Truthpilled
>>56601897Problem The kanji for "unmarried women" is 処女 which doesn't match up with the kanji being used for adolescence. Probably should dig more into it then relying on translating on google.
>>56601297>zoomie bringing in millennials
>>56601781I mean, ignoring that the text explicitly refers to the typhlosion as a man and her as a girl, the narrative also has her parents come looking for her. I'm not sure how much more clear it could be that the text was referring to a child.
>>56602323You do realize how ancient women lived right?
>>56602337wow even asmongold is talking about this?
thank you, typhlosionyou're taking the bullet so my favourite pokemon won't become the same.
You know what to say
>>56602343Wasn't written in ancient times
>>56602374jokes aside, I am relieved it wasn't absol.God damn, I'm so glad it wasn't absol.
>>56602464Its not a point of writers sensibilities, its a point about what was common in the era. Women didn't leave the house until they were married.And lo and behold; she gets a house when she goes back cause shes a widow.
>>56601297That doesn't even make sense. If she was a child she wouldn't be able to have a child of her own.
>>56602520>Something was true in ancient times so that must mean it's also true for the fictional story!
>>56602581He kept her on the mountain for years retard
>>56600977I think I notice a pattern here. It's a "coincidence" I am sure of it.
>>56602323>>56602676Yeah, nowadays if a 19 year old woman was kidnapped, the parents wouldn't give a solitary shit and would leave her to her fate without even calling the police.
Folks still give Vaporeon shit for that copypasta, but it's mostly memers and /vp/fags who keep using it even after the joke's run its course. Besides, something else will eventually come up and draw the attention of the pearl-clutching faggots.And I'm going to be straight here - I don't give much of a shit about this 'lore' or whatever. I still like Typhlosion and it's Hisuian variant. A scrapped little ficlet some gooner at Game Freak wrote isn't going to change my mind about Typhlosion.
>>56602713Super retarded reply. Yea, you're probably not going to be looking for your child personally if they get kidnapped.
This just makes him cooler
>>56602337Ahahahha OH NO NO NO
>>56602758Why didn't they just call the police thousands of years ago when Typhlosion kidnapped the lady, then? Eat nails and stop fucking moving the goalposts.
zoomers are now cancelling fictional characters
>>56600509>>56600637>>56600672>>56600712>>56600934Context? What hapoened? What am I missing? I am living under a rock.
>>56601297Will these zoomers cancel Native Americans for still revering myths like this?https://haidalegends.blogspot.com/2011/12/haida-mother-bear-story.htmlOf course not.
>>56601635I hate it when leaks happen because you can almost SMELL the xitter normalfags seeping through the cracks
>>56602831I didn't move any goalposts. You're the one who mentioned the modern day. I just called it out as retarded. I'm not sure how much more clear it could be that the writer is referring to a child.
>>56601635You do realize that this is a myth about a cartoon fire-breathing badger, right? I know tourist faggots like you have a hard time separating fiction from reality, but give me a break.
>>56602993Gee maybe by actually saying it rather than "relying" on stuff that doesn't actually specifically mean it.
>>56602978>The text doesn't make any attempts to obsfucate that the female character is there against her will>"lol wow twitter is so brainrotted and anyone who disagrees with me is a tourist!"I really wish being contrarian didn't become this site's only fucking gimmick.
>>56603025You fucking absolute nigger, why the fuck should I give a shit if the magical badger raped a girl? Do I need to flip a table or something? Right an angry letter to gamefreak? Shut the fuck up
>>56603040write*your stupid miasma is spreading to my brain already
>>56603013My problem isn't the story. It's not even canon. I just think you guys are dishonest faggots.
>>56602867Basedphlosion saved and kept a woman safe in its forest, she married him and had his kid. Girl's dad would come searching for the girl, and the KINDphlosion gave its life for the girl's word. Now the girl and her kid when she returned was hated and bullied by the villagers, and turned into Typhlosions themselves. That's how they found Typhs were half humans
>>56603040I think you're projecting anger where there isn't any. I don't think anyone is actually mad and everything I've seen so far surrounding this seems to be more so shock and surprise mixed with memes, maybe even disgust.
>>56603079KEKphlosion jobbed to a regular man lmao
>>56603040Yes, PEDO. A fictional magic badger engaged in questionable sexual acts with a fictional female of unknown age and was killed for it in the next few paragraphs, in a story that was is basically a copy paste of a yokai myth, was never considers canon, and only got leaked because someone stole from game freak. YOU are part of the problem
I don't really get the outrage. Seems like a typical yokai/folklore story where it's very strange, bizarre and doesn't really any make logical sense. Feels out of place in a Pokemon game though so that's clearly why it isn't in the actual game.
>/vp/ has a stick up their ass about technicalities going "um it's not canon" or "I'm don't you know how folklore works">meanwhile normalfags are laughing their ass off over the idea of a starter being a pedophileWhen did the switching happen?
>>56603157LOYALphlosion chose to, because that was his wife's wish.
>>56603283>When did the switching happen?
>>56603283It's all memes and fun. Postin about raping pokemon and pokemon rapists. Having a go at Lapris's pussy. And all these fags being a drag and taking things too seriously. I'm going to assume the majority of people denying the idea of pokemon-on-pokemon sex and pokemon-on-human sex are actually coming in from other websites. To do what? I guess protest the idea of sex.
Was it the Hisuian Typhlosion or the regular one?
>>56603328Hisuian is from ancient times and has ghost abilities , but this was written in 2004 or so. I guess PLZA shows that they still wanted to adapt the story.
>>56603283>shit I made up: the post
#NotAllTyphlosionsAlso I find it kind of funny that the most prolific Pokefugging H-Game primarily features getting fucked by Typhlosion as the main course.
>>56601475How does it feel fapping to illegal squirting porn in a country where your ISP constanly doxxes your browsing history to the chamber of commerce?
>>56601378>keeps a bitch in a cave for years and makes forget about her family>drugs her into a constant haze/hypnotizes her to the point where it is stated that she "suddenly woke up holding a child" at some point>"hey your dad is looking for you, this means I have to kill him"Sure anon, nothing in this story implies it's non-consensual.You're an acerola CHAD and I forgive some transgressions but this is treading the line.
>>56601297Really unfortunate that this is the reaction with twitterbabbiesGF taking inspiration from real-world folktales, even the fucked up ones, is pretty cool
>>56601297Naw this shit is fake asf. It's so fucking stupid and corny.
>>56600725>Zoophilia is completely fine>But not if the girl is 17 years, 11 months and 363 days oldyou "people" are insane
>>56603388MonsterMind didn't have Typhlosion.
>>56604218https://x.com/CentroLeaks/status/1845542438405877820It's real
>>56604512Nigga the story is straight up stockholm sleep rape shit it never mattered if the girl was underage or not.
>>56604554centro is a nigger btw
>>56604554>"it's real">her source is Centro
>>56604571>>56604596Look at the rest of the profile's posts you retards all the leaks are there
>>56604608>this leak is real because Centro has other leaks and those couldn't possibly be fake either even though Centro is constantly caught posting fake leakswow you're genuinely retarded
>>56604608you newniggers need to lurk more before you post
>>56604620>The giant collection of obviously real leaks are fake because I said they're fake>No I won't prove it you just have to believe me
>>56604662LURK MOAR B4 U POST FAGGITalso>what is reading comprehension
>>56604675>L-l-lurk moar!!!>Still no proof any of it is fakeKEKADOODLEDOO
>>56604695the proof is that centro posted it. simple as.centro is a nigger btw
>>56604723Mindbroken
>>56600989>removed from mario party>still no new donkey kong ganeIt's not looking good for him
>>56604695you're also a disgusting phoneposterto spoonfeed you - centro posted several false leaks over the past couple of years, he's not a trusted source at all and just reposts shit from /vp/ 90% of the time stop posting and lurk more or else...!
NTA but the leaks are absolutely real, and no, you will not be getting any access to any of them kys.Also Centro is a NIGGER
>>56604830You're also retarded
>>56604561Which is exactly why being upset over her age is definitely silly, that's my pointBut even further than that, it's zoophilia which is way worse except people have no problem with that nowadays
>its a legitimate leak by a dubious source until proof otherwise! If the Grinch leak came out today, everyone ITT would have fallen for it.
I just want to know, what is the moral of the Typhlosion story. Is it:>don't wander the woods and night or you'll get kidnapped and raped>don't tell your husband you wish he'd die instead of your father>don't bully tragic single moms by draping them in pelts or they'll turn into pokemon and disappear into the woodswhat is the meaning? what is the point of this story? And what's the point of her burning typhlosion's eyes and heart?
>>56605442The eyes/heart/song thing is to represent the lake trio.
>>56605442all of the above also plus explaining why some parts of the natural world are what they are
>>56600796>Did that copypasta actually offend Vaporeonfags?I sill don't get hw people are so incensed by that copypasta.YOu see it and it's like, eh, jus another kopipe. Meanwhile niggers are always like OMG STAHP POSTING IT NOOO I LOVE VAPOREON WITHOUT THE SEX NOOOOOOO. Who fucking cares?
>>56600618People that love Vaporeon did that meme to themselves, they are the ones that propagated it. Fuck, one of my friends that loves Vaporeon in both ways literally has a button macro on his keyboard that posts the pasta.
>>56601897kys 少女 is never used for adults, after puberty it's already not fitting. Typing it on the japanese keyboard the emoji of a twin braids child come out, 少年 gives a 10yo boy. 彼女 is the right word for a somewhat grown up girl (past 16). Just google 少女 and see what result you come up with Typedo
>>56601781>shoujo means non-adultGet help.
>>56600535Hypno kidnapping a child is literally in the games as end game content, tons of fags outing themselves as casuals with this statement lmao.
>>56605442That’s what gets me the most. Nothing about that story makes sense, there moral, no real plot, it’s just random shit happening with a rape in the middle.not even a reason why it had to be Typhlosion. It was just some rape fetishist projecting their filth onto Typhlosion and Game Freak not giving a shit because they either don’t care that Typhlosion is being dragged through the mud or, let’s be real actively revel in it (you know if anyone one the game freak payroll pulled this crap with CHARIZARD THEY would have been fired three time). And not even having the common sense to have the most basic security precautions on their confidential stuff.
>>56602881They're not white, so they could blast newborn foals in sodomy rituals and it'd be okay
>>56604554A nigger posting the same unsauced screencap of FUCKING TEXT ON A WHITE BACKGROUND that could have easily come from Discord for all we know is not proof of anything.
>>56600509>x>normieA cesspool of groomed trannies in a suicide cult isn't "normal"
>>56605624Have you never read a folk tale in your life? The moral is as simple and straightforward as they come: don't travel far from home by yourself.
>>56604218It's real.https://rentry.org/freakleak HaveSomeFun__RandomFromBoxEnt.7z
>>56605664>posts a link to literally nothing at allSeems legit bro.
>>56605579>didn't use 女子>SHE WAS SURELY 18just admit that Typholosion is what he is
>>56605722Nobody cares about 18, 18 is not the end all be all line for what is an adult.
>>56601431I think people just think it's funnier if Typhlosion is a nonce, idk why people have to make out like anyone is really offended
>>56605722>just admit that Typholosion is what he isBased.
>>56600618I loved Vaporeon and I don't mind the sexpasta at all, makes it even better
>>56600509Why are Americans so obsessed with pedos? They're unintentionally watering down the seriousness of actual abuse, the thing they're claiming to care about
>>56601000Cringe as fuck
>>56600618At least Vap stuff implies consent.
>>56605750>>56605783agreed, still the girl is probably around 11/12
>>56601530Isn’t this faggot moots with GoGoMrDoDo?I remember he popped up as friends with someone really annoying
>>56601897Anon, the stories are written in modern Japanese. There's no alternate meaning for 少女, no matter how much you cope. Typhlosion is now forever cemented in normalfags' minds as the pokepedo and it's hilarious.
I'm naming a Typhlosion in poke-GO "T. Phiddy" right now.
>>56606233It is when these are largely just cobbled together actual folklore. And in general its not weird to use words in an archaic way to imply time.Also the implication that shitter was reading the actual JP is basically zero anyway.
Tonight... you...
>>56600509I stg these stories originated on here and were injected into this discourse, I've not seen any actual source that they're legitimately part of the actual leaks
>>56606395Go to DP\DP仕様\pmyth in the have some fun file.
>>56605634It was first posted here: >>56571876How do I know? I made and posted it, and the rest of the stories. Took the japanese word doc, asked ChatGPT to translate them.I didn't expect them to catch on that hard that even leak accounts were spreading them outside /vp/, kek. They must have a ton translation mistakes, yet people keep taking them word for word like it's some official translation.
>>56605886>why are americans so obsessed with pedosBecause the vast majority of them in positions are pedophiles.That one Sony VP that got fired immediately after getting caught in a sting operation trying to meet up with a minor for one example.Lien schreiber or whatever the fuck his name is too.
>>56600870Not really. You can find Vaporeon big sexo and yet at the same time develop migraines over people spamming the same fucking joke over and over and over and over and over and over again at the mere MENTION of the subject of said joke.
>>56602455I APOLOGIZE
>>56606536fake news, centro was first to leaked them
>>56605886Their politicians, entertainers, entrepreneurs... are pedophiles so it fills them with the anger of being powerless about it
>>56606536anon that i definitely believe you can't do that shit willy-nilly, this is how religious schisms start
does anyone have a backup of the "HaveSomeFun__RandomFromBoxEnt.7z" file? its not on the drive anymore
>>56606754Ok then guess you got me it wasn't me, but it could've been.>>56606778To think that one man ruined Typhlosion for the entire world (for the next few days until people forget about it) by posting that version first instead of the same story that had Slaking or Piloswine.
>>56606851>(for the next few days until people forget about it)Bold of you to assume people will just forget something so memeable.Typhlosion will become to lolis and shotas what Vaporeon is to interspecies compatibility summarizations.
>>56606606Joke? Who's joking. I want to sex the fish.
>>56602455CHECKEDAPOLOGIZEDHYPNOTIZED
I suppose now if there's one big benefit to the whole leak thing, it's that now Gamefreak has no excuse or real reason in trying to keep Pokemon SFW and kid friendly and can fully go mature AND give us Pokedating.
>>56607069lol if something that poor fujo is already out of GF.if we were in the correct timeline they would throw a bone at us but we aren't.
>>56607069you are very stupid
>>56602455>hypno has been redeemedbased and checked
>>56602455>all he wanted was to protect children from potential Typhlosion cumflationOur hero....
>>56602581>>56602691also: precocious puberty. the worlds youngest mother (last i checked) was 3 years old
>>56607543That's kinda hot.
>>56607543Did she even survive the birth? No way her pelvic bones were developed enough.
>>56604936>all these tabs>chromewhy?
>>56607609it was age 5 and her name was Lina Marcela Medina de Jurado, apparently. She did survive the birth and raised the child. She started menstruating at 8 months of age. Sexual abuse can cause precocious puberty. Messed up stuff.
>>56605593There was a nearby typhlosion or slaking that he was trying to save her from
>>56600509Glad to see Hypno redemption. I always liked Hypno as my Gen 1 psychic.
>>56601005The Drifloon line getting off scot free once again.
>>56601378You have to eat ALL the berries
>>56601530He drew art of my OCs once. He's a nice dude.
>>56608093then why he never gave her back?
>>56600618The Vaporeon copypasta is at least funny, the normies will never extract any joy from a rapist pedophile who aducts and impregnates children.
>>56601556You take that back right now
>>56601378Consensual is debatable but it's nothing out of the ordinary for ancient myths
>>56604561So? That's literally how marriage worked for almost 19 centuries before women were allowed to vote.
>>56601378Nigga you try spiriting away a lost child from the woods and impregnating her under false pretenses, doing everything in your power to ensure she's never found, and death battling her father, then see if anyone will be singing your praises. It's not exactly a good look. Your man Typhlosion knew that shit he pulled for cunny was bad enough to get him killed but he did it anyways.
>>56600672Nah, japanese text makes it clear that she is underage.
>>56608526why are you acting like that's a 'so?' People think it's funny and are making jokes about Typhlosion being a pedo rapist because of the myth. What kind of retard reacts like he needs to 'debunk' a funny shitpost?
>>56608530Literally prove it you pearl clutching normie nigger.Plenty of stories use "girl" interchangeably with a blanket term like "female"Either back up your claim or fuck off back to your moralist twitter shithole.
>>56608402>Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male Typhlosion and female human breeding, human children are the most compatible humans for Typhlosions? Human children are an average of x'x" tall and xx.x pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle Typhlosion dicks ...Y know what yeah I'm not even going to continue this it is bad.
>>56602455I'm so sorry HypnoChads
>>56606473People actually find this funny? Why? I feel like I'm going insane.
>>56608671I just want more Bakufuun porn where he's packing neither a generic dog cock not a disgusting humanoid penor, but something more akin to an actual badger dong.
>>56606585But that doesn't explain why the population is obsessed with them, is it shows like Dateline and stuff that caused it? Social posturing?
>>56608692Nigger the japanese have like 4 words for girl and the one in the text is the one which is most frequent for the 8-13 age range 少女
>>56606585>>56608978There's article from 2015 called "the coddling of the American mind" by the Atlantic, which gives you some idea. Basically, since the 80s and 90s, young people have been increasingly infantilised in the media. We've also had a series of scare stories about children being kidnapped, going missing, being raped, and killed by predators. Outrage sells news, and harming children generates the most outrage besides terrorist attacks.So you have outrage bait in tandem with infantilisation. It makes for a soft political target to push through any legislation and like you said, social postuing. You are the defender of innocence, and anyone who opposes you is a child rapist or one of their accomplices.It's basically become the ultimate boogeyman, and a political ace in the hole. It's the same in the UK; we had a lot of big stories in the 90s and 00s of young girls being kidnapped, raped, and killed. So the whole country has been on nonce alert since then. To the point where even the slightest hint of noncery is looked down upon. Unless you're a brownoid and are protected by liberals.
>>56608401Because (You) looked like a pedophile
>>56608978For me personally my dad was a pedo and it destroyed my childhood, so I tend to REEEEE at actual pedos. My last manager also got arrested for being a pedo and left our team morale an irrecoverable mess, so yay they get to ruin my adult life too reality is an inescapable hell. Pokemon is my escapism and Typhlosion is my favorite starter so if I still had feelings left in me right it would probably feel bad. I would prefer that my fantasy world be relatively more undestroyed by pedos than the hell I use it as escapism from.
>>56609261That fucking sucks, but pedos who act on their impulses and rape single digit children are not to be lumped with people who are attracted to fertile girls. Typhlosion is one of them.
>>56605442The version of it that has Slaking says it's why you're not supposed to eat Slaking meat, because they're half human
>>56605593
>>56602455I kneel
>>56609375Also because they drug and rape women
>>56609211You see officer i was hidding this little girl in my basement to protect her from posible pedophiles :3
>>56609456>You see officer i was hidding this little girl in my basement to protect her from posible pedophiles :3Shut up Typhlosion
>>56608692>Literally prove it you pearl clutching normie nigger.> 少女
>>56600509Life is so hard sometimes...
>>56602455Hero
>>56609672>anyone having a good dream, it carries offsus
>>56609261I agree with you. But doesn't the constant memery about predators strike you as watering down the real pain of your experience? That's how it seems to me. My sister went through similar and seeing people always joking about it hurts me so deeply every time. They don't know and will never know the pain. Whenever she suddenly remembers seeing her cry, its just horrible. It's not something you can joke about imo. So it annoys me seeing people water down the severity and seriousness of these heinous acts, as if it's something to laugh about. Can't escape it anywhere, people are always talking about it. Makes me sick
>>56608093Don't compare Slaking to Typhlosion. Slaking was completely justified in his actions.
>>56609974It was a Typhosion disguised as Hypno
>>56606851>the same story that had Slaking or Piloswine.This is what's funniest to me about the reactions to the stories. People are fixating on Typhlosion because it's a popular pokemon. Most people clearly don't care about Slaking or Piloswine. The slakoth mutilation story is by far the most horrific IMO. I thought the Typhlosion/Piloswine/Slaking story was actually pretty cool.
>>56610326friendly reminder that typhlosion was framedthe original version had slaking
>>56608056Fucked up. At least they gave her a c-section, but forcing a literal CHILD to carry pregnancy to term is fucked up regardless.
>>56610510OBJECTION!Slaking is clearly a different case since the girl in that story was sadistic psycho who mutilated Slakoths only to get revenge-raped by one of her previous victims that had evolved into Slaking. Notably, that Slaking also let her go after being done.Compare that to Typhlosion who lured the girl away, hypnotized her to forget her family and groomed her for a year.Your honor, its obvious that the stories are different. Typhlosion is filthy pedomon unlike noble Slaking pursuing justice on behalf of his abused brethen
>>56610758>he doesn't realize there's TWO different slaking stories, both involving rapeoh no no no...
>>56610758Overruled. Mr. Wright, the evidence you're presenting doesn't make any sense here. Slaking has its own story with slakoths being injured, but there is a draft of the other story involving a lost girl in the woods with Slaking that predates the version with Typhlosion.
>>56610859>Implying Wright isn't the one defending Typhlosion That guy spouted some Payne shit.
>>56610832Clearly the second one is just Typhlosion disguised as Slaking trying to frame far more nobler mon. Since this new lore reveals Typhlosion's ability to shapeshift, they are probably behind lot of the other nasty rumors as well such as ruining Hypnos reputation from trying to protect kids from Typhlosions
he was the hero all along
>>56610913OBJECTION!The metadata analysis report clearly shows that Slaking was, in fact, the very first one to lure, hypnotize and groom the girl! 10 days after the story was already out, two fabrications of the story were created with altered facts, hiding the original culprit and replacing his name with the ones of Typhlosion and Piloswine!The defendant, Typhlosion is innocent!
>>56608956the original video is funny
>>56608958based
>>56608401The Typhlosion got them.
