Post your typhlosion memes here.
nigger
why is it doing the youtube cartoon avatar hands
You have to eat ALL of the berries.
HahahahahI get itThe joke is SEX, do you get it? THE PUNCHLINE! THE PUNCHLINE TO THE JOKE IS SEX!ITS SEX!!!!! THE POKEMON HAD SEX!!!! AHAHAHAAH THE POKEMON HAD SEX WITH A HUMAN!!!! THE JOKE IS IT HAD SEX! SEXY SEX! SEX! AHAHAHAOnly people that had SEX could ever understand this punchline (like me) For those of you who still don't get it, the punchline to the joke is, Typhlosion, a pokemon, HAD SEX! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASEX! IT PUT ITS PEENUS WEENUS INTO A VAJAYJAY! AHAHAAHAH!You know what good sir? You get one Reddit Award from me for making the most original post of the day. You sir, you are truly epic and sex pilled. posted on r/pokememes Edit: thanks for the updootsEdit 2: you can post this on r/best_of_4chanEdit 3: Guardevoir is my waifu
Here you go, someone do your magic
>>56637759https://voca.ro/1i0uxiNtx64H
>>56637759Upvoted!
>>56637841Holy kek
>>56637841pfff.
>>56637841>AI slopat least read it out with a nasally shitpost voice
>>56637841holy shit kek
>>56637759how
>>56637759/thread/twitter.com/reddit.com/internet
>>56637841A second diss track has hit the charts
>>56637841>THE JOKE IS SEXY SEX @ 0:20Crying
>>56637987fits so well hahaha
>>56637841kek
>>56638048>Now we could do this the easy way, or the hard way.
>>56637841LMAO
>>56637904>luddite slop
>>56638126EDB445 needs his berries bro
>>56637841I don't get it
>>56637556
>>56637841AIWon
>>56638230>click>gif just jams itself forward and starts thrusting WTF GAMEFREAK?
>>56638230>it even cums every 6 thrustsWhat the fuck Game Freak........
>>56638200bruh I feel so cucked just looking at this
>>56637556reminds me of pic related since cranky canonically kidnapped pauline and they just never really acknowledge that.
why did he give her berries
>>56637841AI getting out of hand.
just keep walking kids
>>56638230Ahahahhahahahhaaaahahaa
>>56638882>Cranky Kong canonically kidnaped a woman >radio silence, still considered a respected member of the Kongs >one game freak employee writes a non-canon rape fic, that has Typhlosion as one of three possible Pokemon used>Nearly the entire world turned again Typhlosion and most pokefans actively revel in its cancellation
>>56637759trying too hard faggot kek
>>56638175>baby Kanga with police hatlol
>>56639213but you kekd
>>56639212this meme makes no sense, the typhlosion in the story only raped one girl and willingly sacrificed itself after. If you can't be funny, can you at least be accurate?
>>56637841AI is going too far.
>>56639289My favorite.Feels nice that there are still fellow Oldfags here.
>>56639346are you really patting yourself on the ass for recognizing pedobear
https://files.catbox.moe/yal1e3.png
>>56639359NoJust enjoying the last little fun this site has ever offered in years.
>>56637626This is just straight up creepy. Like something you find weird internet picture in early 2000s
>>56639390
>>56637841holy fuck lmao
>>56639390>>56639594>doesn't do porn
>>56637841Goddamn suno ai is amazing
>>56637841No way XD
>>56639396not really sure how Typhlosion being publicly destroyed in the cruelest way possible and realistically being cancelled forever over something that literally never happened is fun. Even if you don't like the thing, and honestly I could respect that seeing as people have always said things like it it being one dimensional in concept and play style or being too bland for their taste, fair enough, or even if it's your least favorite Pokemon of all time, this would make less sense to me since I can see it being a least favorite starter but nothing about it seems offensive enough that outright hating it would make sense but tastes are varied and that a good thing, you'd have to be a pretty pathetic person with nothing in else going on in your life to actually enjoy this shit.
I’ve been busy lately, but anti typhlosionfags are not coherent. They’ve mocked typhlosion for years calling it “yellow human”Well if it’s a human then no surprise it has sex with other humans
>>56639690didn't read but good for you, probably, I guess
>Girl was hypnotized>everyone blames the regular one when this fucker is probably who did itbeing typhlosion truly is suffering
>>56638230
>>56639753never happens
>>56639387based
>>56639766Why is he ashamed? He should be proud, holding his head up high
>>56639724>They’ve mocked typhlosion for years calling it “yellow human”wtf that makes no sense, it looks like a yellow badger standing up
>>56639655SO THIS IS WHERE MAJOR CLOOG LIVES?
>>56639690>actual wall of seetheTyphlosionfags are truly in shambles
>>56637556>>56639749https://youtu.be/7_7HNWvdpwo?t=54
>>56639753she's only level 16 man
>>56639804Where do I find this with sound?
The only funnier Pokemon choice could have been Flygon, those guys would have gone legitimately suicidal with their eternal victim complex.
i love this one and i don't know why
>>56639749This, it's also why typhlosion looks different today
>>56639270>the kino cavefucking lost it
>>56639749werent the documents written in Gen 4 way before region forms and PLA
>>56637841My sides.
>>56637556He didn't do anything. It's an old shit post from a bored game freak employee. Just a fucked up non canon fanfiction Can we please stop trying to cancel a pokemon?? He's still cool, because ITS NOT CANON
>>56639690>Typhlosion being publicly destroyed in the cruelest way possible>realistically being cancelledIt is literally the most popular Pokemon. The only people mad are Charizardfags that have been dethroned. This is the greatest thing that could have happened to Typhlosion and the greatest thing to happen to any Pokemon and the franchise as a whole. This little flawless line saved the franchise. I'm stocking up on TCG and shiny hunting one in every game. We're going to win so much we'll get tired of winning.
>>56639804Based?
>>56639928Your cope thread is two blocks down, Typedo>>56639138
>>56639914kek
>>56639475
>>56639954It's not cope, shut up. He's cool, and one of the best pokemon.
>>56639914"TONIGHT. YOU."
>>56637841Thanks anon, I almost choked up here, holy hell
>>56639914>"You don't want me to bail out on you like Charizard did with Ash, do you?">"Imagine poor little May standing there against the E4, unable to control her rowdy Pokémon.">"My cock. Your mouth. Once per day. Deal?"
>>56639938There are also hypno and meganium/feraligatrfags
>>56640054>"Deal?">not "Got it?"baka my head
>>56639826having an argument isn't seething and 4 lines is hardly a wall. >>56639872>>56639974>>56639981ngl the these ones are pretty funny, but can this whole thing just die already 3 or 4 funny ones doesn't really justify all this, The story wasn't even ever meant as a canon event, it was a myth.
>>56637841Do we even need humans anymore?
>>56639779Go to the archive and search for it. I’m not making shit up, newfag
>>56640064I'm not Gamefreak, I don't know how to write rape.
>>56640054>"Imagine poor little May standing there against the E4, unable to control her rowdy Pokémon.">Casually forgets about the other 5 mons
>>56640103KEK
>>56640169
>>56640058Hypno and Typhlosion are on the same team now. Meganium, Feraligatr, and Typhlosion have always been the best designed trio.
>>56638175>Feraligatr is distraught and Meganium is disgustedD:
>>56639191This is the only funny one so far. Typhlosion did nothing wrong and the fact he's being vilified more than the gang rapists and pedophiles goes to show just how cooked this generation is.
>>56640200This is a bad one. Way too many memes squeezed in a single picture
>>56637841>mfw i realize it's only halfway through>mfw that bridgeI kneel to our robot overlords.
>>56640221It's not that typhlosion did a badIt's that <my favorite starter evolution> did a bad.
>>56637556What the fuck happened
>>56640106What are 5 Zigzagoons gonna do?
>>56640290You don't wanna know
>>56640103Lmao
>>56640290>Eventually, the girl realized that man was a Typhlosion.
>>56639856Youtube
>>56640290>Game Freak employee leaked a bunch of internal docs>included a bunch of unreleased lore that included pokephilia stories>not pokedex descriptions, stories that read like fanfiction>one involved a typhlosion forcing a "girl" (as opposed to "woman" in the other stories) to bear his child under threat of killing her father>also made her eat all the berries>her father later killed her pokemon childor something like that, I haven't actually read it myself
>>56640352>hurrr whats lycanthropy durrrrGod dammit i wish people werent so fucking stupid. We couldve had some of the coolest fucking folklore for the pokemon universe but we couldnt, because we dont deserve it.
>>56640383>UOOOOOHHHHH
>>56640356>or something like that, I haven't actually read it myself
>>56640356>>one involved a typhlosion forcing a "girl" (as opposed to "woman" in the other stories) to bear his child under threat of killing her fatherYeah you clearly didnt read the fucking story. Half of that shit did not happen.
>>56640356That's like 70% correct.The Typhlosion doesn't let the girl return home and doesn't want her to contact her family but doesn't stop her from contacting them.The dad finds where she is and the Typhlosion asks, "would you rather I kill him or let him kill me?" she says, "don't kill him" and he says, "guess I'll die then".She returns home and she and her freak hybrid child as ostracized.She and her kid transform into Typhlosions and run off never to be seen again.
*are ostracized.
It hasn't even been a week, and I'm already done with this joke.It's one thing to have your Pokemon brandished as a tame sexual joke like Vaporeon, but pedophilia is an extremely serious matter that is traumatic for many who are or have been victims, and people are taking this way too far. There are already hundreds of thousands of posts on Twitter about it.They're also brandishing ALL Typhlosions as sex offenders, both Hisuian AND Johtonian. Instead of just the one outlier who actually did the act. Which makes this all so much worse.Pokemon used to be a safe place for me. It gave me comfort as an autistic child dealing with a fuckload of bullying and neglect. Pokemon made me feel good. Pokemon Gold and Silver were my absolute favorite games growing up, and Typhlosion was my favorite starter of the three. I wanted a Gen 2 anime SO BADLY, and when I saw Pokemon Chronicles do a 3-episode special with Ethan (Jimmy) and Typhlosion, i fucking lost my shit. I couldn't believe my eyes. Typhlosion and Ethan were on the TV screen and not just on my Game Boy.But because of something that was created quietly by one of the devs which was never supposed to see the light of day and isn't even part of the canon got leaked to the public, I'm now going to have to hear that my favorite Pokemon is a fucking sex offender.I'm never going to hear the fucking end of it. I'm genuinely in tears knowing that my favorite Pokemon is now going to be compared to the likes of actual fucking monsters that exist in our plane of existence.After over 25 long years of playing this franchise, I'm so fucking close to just giving up and never coming back. This is actually so fucked up that you are all making jokes about all this.
>>56640319Tell me damnit.>>56640352What girl, what Typhlosion.>>56640356I have many questions.
>>56640356Not what happened>>56640290>Little girl gets lost in a forest>A Typhlosion disguised as a human finds her and brings her back to his cave>You have to eat all the berries>Dont look at my face>Girl eventually finds out>Grooming.exe >They fuck and stay in the cave for years>Girl's father finds her>Kills the Typholosion>Builds a cabin at the edge of town for girl and her half mon child to live in>Townsfolk harass them>Drape Typhlosion pelt over them at some point to fuck with them>They turn into pokemon and flee into the woods
How do you respond without making him mad?
>>56640356>I haven't actually read it myselfI will disembowel you like a Slakoth
>>56640450ive been dunking on typhlosion this whole time just because ive always hated typhlosion fans and seeing them seethe gives me joy, but i genuinely do wish for the best for you.
>>56640559>no he just doesn't return her home the next day, lor the next dayor the next day
>seething typhlosion trannies are tourists who don't even know how to post pics
>>56638230Foreshadowing?
>>56640450Cope
Thinking of it now, seeing how Hisuian Typhlosion is a ghost type and it isn't an uncommon sight for "dead" pokemon to just come back to existence as ghost types. I'm beginning to think that Typhlosion let himself get killed for the ghost type buff and is now just roaming around in his new buffed form doing whatever it pleases.
>>56640582Jfif formatting dumbass.
>>56640450How does it feel that your favorite Pokemon turned out to be a rapist? Genuinely asking.
>>56640601>jobs
>>56637841>A A A A A A A A A A A A A A ALMAO
>>56640555
>>56640450This is one of those hyper autistic posts that is going to be screenshotted and spread around as funny for years to come. Sorry that typhlosion memes remind you of your dad touching you. It's a fucking joke and the fandom is having a blast with it, get the fuck over yourself.
>>56640613Aggron's my favorite and he only rapes motor vehicles
>>56640579>at that moment she completely forgot about her family and going homeYeah hm ok.
>>56640484ono
>>56639910Then years later gave Typhlosion out of the few Pokemon that got one a Sinnoh form. Are we sure the grooming story is nothing?
>>56640639jej
>>56640613Its disconcerting that he's getting cancelled for sacrificing his life for a consensual relationship because twitter mob mentality called it rape despite there is explicit rape scenarios in other stories, this not being one of them.https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GZxaWSOWgAM0xvU?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
>>56640450Fact is, it was created by the Pokemon devs, so it is canon. Your entire childhood was a lie. It is obvious that you were a victim of Typhlosion too.
>>56640768did you forget the art where he drugs her?
>>56640613Nit them but I want the piece of shit who wrote that rape fic to kill himself. I legitimately hate him.
>>56639910Implying they haven't returned to old, rejected ideas in sheer lazinessImplying they didn't reference these unofficial myths when coming up with ancient hisui forms
>>56640456>No Pokeball in Chris Hansen's hand to hammer home the 'To Catch a Predator' joke.So close...
That poor thing can't get break from this whole situation.I'm glad I didn't picked this fire starter pokemon, I went for Mei.
>>56637841I coughed
>>56640680> It's a fucking joke and the fandom is having a blast with it,The fandom can fuck itself and use Charizard for their rape “joke” instead. That faggot would get away with, making it realistic.
>>56640768>Trick child victim into thinking you are human>Lure her into your cave>Feed her drug berries to keep her obedient and sleepy>Continue hiding your true identity>Keep her drugged with the berries>Forbid her to return home>Make her pregnant>Threaten to kill her father if he finds them>B-but it was a Consensual Relationship!!!Yeah I don't think so anon.
This is old. But get a whole another meaning.
>>56640420kek what the fuck
>>56640934Drifloon is still guilty
>>56640929Your buddy typhlosion is going to be associated with child rape for the rest of time in the way Vaporeon is associated with coomers and Gardevoir is associated with sex. Better start getting used to it because it's not going to go away, ever.
>>56640929It is not a joke. It is a canon story about Typhlosion from the creators. To bad that you like that kind of Pokemon. What does it say about you?
>>56639275Welcome to flanderization. If the next JJK had a character named Lau who killed two people in self defense, Anons would be calling him sLauGhter the Murderizer, Kill Count: 30,475 and rising
>overheard Typhlosion rape being discussed at least 3 times in uni today
>>56641188that I fucking love cunny UOOOOOOOOOH
>>56641274I hope no one defended that (game) freak of a Pokemon.
>>56639639I was thinking about go "fine, I'll do it myself" but then I thought what could be the reason the artist don't want to do it and came to conclusion to NOT do it.
>>56640985>>Feed her drug berries to keep her obedient and sleepyYou are reading way too into it. You would have a point if maybe there was a berry that induced the sleep condition. But its literally a folkstory. Hes just hunting and gathering for her.>hiding his identityYeah, i guess we gotta cancel shrek too, damn.>Threaten to kill her father if he finds themHe said if her father found him he would be killed, and he would have to defend himself. And she asks him not to defend himself so he doesnt. You have no reading comprehension you retarded fucking zoomer.
>>56641347They are a prude attention whoring tranny that is upset porn exists but still draws hornybait for engagement?
>"No Thyplosion, a Meowth is a creature!">"I don't care!"
>>56638200>>56639235>>56639270>>56639387>>56639390Me as the humans btw
>>56640985>child victimStopped reading there.
>>56641425ywnbah
>>56641374I dunno enough about the artist so this wasn't the reason. It's the age of artist.I suspect this because:1: It's not written. I have no idea.2: Suggestive only like R-13. No nude or sex.What would you think about a artist who lewd the OC of a possible minor?
>>56639749It would make sense since that is the version that women are attracted to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3n0S8R2Kh4
i thought up a typhlosion meme early this morning, but i drifted asleep and can't remember what it was. i assume it was some anime parody or a parody of some other meme.
This is literally an existing fairy tale with Typhlosion edited in. Does anyone know the story? Having trouble googling it. I know they covered it on the myths and legends podcast but I've also heard it elsewhere
>>56641425You haven't even sucked a human dick before, what makes you think you could take Typhlosion's cock?
>>56641354>Ignoring the abducting a child into your cave and keeping her from leaving part>It was mentioned multiple times that they sleep after eating the berries, implying the berries make them tired.>She forgot her home and family, which is not something you just do.>Shrek didn't abduct a child and impregnate her>Typhlosion said he will kill her father>Typhlosion never agreed he wouldn't defend himself. He simply went outside to fight the father.>It is heavily implied Typhlosion fought the father and was killed, probably because got fat from all the berry eating and child raping.
>>56640420>>56640356>>56640484Does anyone have the actual Japanese text? Are we just trusting some twitter freaks?
>>56641561I like the headcanon that Typhlosion told the girl about the heart ritual because he wanted to be the first Hisuian Typhlosion
>>56641596I also approve of this theory
>>56641594What makes you think it matters if the human can take it?
>>56637841wow this slaps
>>56640613>be me at like 7 or 8>get pokemon crystal>a little sad when I didn't recognize the starters from the show>oh my god but that fire thing is the cutest thing I've ever seen>name him VOLCANO>stomp the entire game with rollout once it evolves>fast forward like a year>adult start "coming to my bed" every once in a while>make habit to frantically grind elite four afterwards>VOLCANO grew to level 100!i laughed out loud reading the fic, but I do feel a little bad for people like that because I kind of get it
>>56641438>Story is about a "girl", not woman.>Girl implies that it is an underage human female.>Her father is looking for her, probably for months.>If it was an adult female, the father wouldn't have searched for her for that long, since an adult could have left on her own will.Yes, it was a child victim.
>>56641241>JJK
>>56641746>Girl implies that it is an underage human female.No it fucking doesn't>>56641746>If it was an adult female, the father wouldn't have searched for her for that long, since an adult could have left on her own will.You have no idea of how traditional non-western societies work do you?`Hell, even in modern countries people will search for missing family members for years.
https://x.com/KoykioTV/status/1846155771018395909
>>56640831>artRetard, that wasn't in the story.
>>56641787Lets say you are right and it wasn't an underage girl, even though it heavily implies it. How does it justify Typhlosion tricking her into thinking he was a human, taking her into his love cave and stopped her from leaving? How does it justify Typhlosion impregnating his hostage forcefully feeding her sleep inducing berries and trying to kill her father?Just asking.
>>56641855*part
>>56641787>>56641746Arguing about "girl" is dumb if the story is written in Japanese. Did it say like 女の子 or what
>>56638200hot af
>>56641855>forced to eat berries>berries in the pokemon universe are known to have magical effects>sleep every time you eat the berries>shortly after, forget about your home and family>get impregnated by a pokemon that abducted you and doesn't let you go home>magically transform into a pokemon after birthing a human/pokemon freak>not drugged
>>56641274>going to Uni
Daily reminder that people can groom an adult, not just children. It has many equivalent terminology, such as social engineering, emotional manipulation, gaslighting, and coercion.The age of the girl is irrelevant in context
If there's ever a pokemon that deserved more it was typhlosian. Vaporeon was such a shitty c*mbrain r*ddit meme meanwhile typhlosian is straight from a gamefreak leak.
>>56641971i took it that it was the patting/yawning that did the amnesia and not the berries since the other version was a Slaking, not that it makes much of a difference
>>56641787>Girl gets lost.>The man took her hand and began to walk.She is definitely underage in the story. You don't hold the hand of an adult woman to show the way, especially not in traditional non-western societies.
>>56640356>I haven't actually read it myselfkys
>>56642023You don't hold the hand of an adult to show the way. It was a child.
Found it:https://haidalegends.blogspot.com/2011/12/haida-mother-bear-story.html?m=1
WHAT IF TYPHLOSION WAS TRAPPED AND BETRAYED INSIDE THE POKEBALL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!?
>>56642068>Typhlosion brings red berries>They eat and sleep>She wakes up, but sleeps again>Girl wants to go home>Typhlosion brings green berries>They eat>Typhlosion used yawn>They sleep>Girl forgets about home and familyThe berries are definitely have effects.
Has Typhlosion come forward and said anything about the allegations yet?
>>56642164I was going to say that there are many stories like that, but I'm surprised how close this one was.
https://voca.ro/1fLI9mnTUuJm
>>56640831?????????? Fuck are you bringing up fanart or something?
>>56641561>childStopped reading there.
>>56642297read this>>56642111
>>56642198>all those words>or the girl just found the man attractive (stated in the story)Yyyyep.
>>56642284nta but I think he was trying to say "part" but typo'd the "p" away
>>56642111Dumb, overanalytical, and had to shoehorn "non-western" despite that this couldve easily been western folklore.
>>56642337Read>>56642330
>>56642330>Girl lost>Man appears>Girl finds man attractive>Girl tricked into thinking Typhlosion is an attaractive man>Man takes the hand of lost girl and brings her to his love cave>She is not allowed to leave>Man gives her magical berries to eat>She has memory loss and sleeps all the time>Eats more berries>Realizes handsome man was not a man at all, but Typhlosion.>Eat more magic berries>Suddenly winter and girl is pregnant with pokemon hybridMost romantic story I have read.
>>56642363The non-western part comes from this faggot. Anon just replied to him in his style.>>56641787
>>56642425Fucker dun Cosby'd her
why are people trying to run defense for Typhlosion?
>>56642496what's there to defend?
>>56637987she cried too
>>56642513catfishing, drugging, coercion
>>56642425Everyone leaves out the poop part. Do you guys wonder if Typhlosion did that in his human form?
>>56642513>Tricking a lost girl into thinking that he is a man, not Typhlosion>Tricking the girl into thinking he will show her the way, but only if he follows her into his cave now>Not allowing her to leave>Drugging her with pokemon berries>Impregnating her after keeping her captive until she forgot about home>Trying to kill her father that came to rescue her
>>56642557Good point, the girl got afraid and anxious after seeing the Typhlosion poop.This indicates that she was aware that Typhlosion meant danger.This is also why Typhlosion camouflaged as an attractive man. The girl wouldn't have followed it otherwise.
>>56640450Super funny if a sincere post.
>>56642732i'd assume it's reposted from somewhere else
>>56639387Lmao
>>56642496>>56642513>>56642549He was the best guy around!
>>56637841This for reminding me why I keep comming here.
>>56640290>>56640356You're all missing the best parts. >Archeus taking on human guise to fuck a man and have his children led to the other God Pokemon>The reason Reggie rebelled against Arceus was because he thought having sex with humans was cringe >The first war was literally for Arceus and all Pokemon's right to be dicked down by BHC
>>56637586Kekd
>>56639098Wait...but if they're going with hypno...
>>56642496Because the story is cool and he did nothing wrong. The real question is why do people want to cancel him so badly.
>>56642929Dick so good it caused an intergalactic war
>>56642958>Hehehe enjoy getting cancelled stupid goy! Off to put your kids on HRT!
>>56640679That's hilarious
>>56637556Why is his belly so large and protruding
>>56641274It's never been so Over
>>56643024>20 hours of lolis moaning
>>56641483It's a native American bear myth
>>56642965>Typhlosion shits everywhere>Girl sees poop and identifies it as Typhlosion poop>Girl gets anxious, because it is known that Typhlosion means danger for young girls>Girl gets lost>Luckily attractive man shows up>Offers to bring girl back home, but only if she stays at his place for the night>Takes her hand, implying she is young enough to do that and brings her to his cave>Gives her magical red berries to eat>Forbids her to look at his face>Girl sleeps, wakes up but sleeps again>Next morning girl wants to go home>Man doesn't allow it>Goes to get green berries>She eats the magical berries>Man uses Yawn>Girl sleeps>Girl has memory issues, forgets about her home and family>She realizes the man keeping her captive was the dangerous Typhlosion>Girl is to intoxicated to resist her Typhlosion>They eat more magcial pokemon berries>All of a sudden it is winter and she is pregnant with a pokemon hybrid freak>Father of the girl comes to rescue her>Typhlosion wants to kill the father>Girl asks it not to harm her father>Typhlosion ignores her and goes out to fight>Father is victorious and rescues girl, but the pokemon hybrid child doomed her future>Girl magically turns into a Typhlosion after getting bullied by the villager>Typhlosion did nothing wrong!Sorry anon, but your favorite pokemon is canonically a rapist.
>>56640362>isreal now>namedropped specifically, had his story paraphrasedRIP. He'll never beat the allegations.
>>56641910It says shojou, so yeah, young girl
>>56643208Definitely a very young girl. He holds her hand to show her the way. You don't to that with adult women or even teenager.
>>56641456>Possible minor>Tits so big she mogs 99% of adult women
>>56643100you aint seen nothing yet
>>56637759Kek>8JxSJw
>>56643312
>>56637841GEM
>>56641483I think the "Arceus turns into a woman a gets plap´d" is also orignally a norse myth with a dragon instead of Arceus, hence why the big bad of the story is a giant as they are prominent in norse mythology.
I wanna know why all typhlosion are getting lumped in with him. Last I checked they're not a hive mind
>>56643654Same reason why Hypno gets the treatment after just ONE incident. Justice for Hypno!By the way, since the story from the leak was written in the gen 4 times, the Typhlosion in the story is the regular Johto one, not the new form.
>>56638230Bruh. We were warned.
>>56643170what's the chance of ending up in this exact scenario if I kms right now
>>56641594We do have it, it says the same shit.
>>56641483The Bear Mother by the Haida peoples
>>56641241>jujutsu midsen
>>56637556I think the funniest part of this is that people continually assume that the girl is a child when the original text does nothing to mention their age They could legit just be an 18-20 year old lolBut then again the age doesn’t really matter because it’s designed to be a cautionary folktale
>>56643840He holds her hand to show her the way to his cave. You don't to that with adult women or even teenager. She is definitely a child in the story.Cautionary folktales have roots in true stories. They warn you about very real danger.In the case of the Little Red Riding Hood, the danger is that wolves eat you and your granny if you are not cautious.In this story, it warns you that Typhlosion abduct and impregnate you if you are not cautious.Both warn about real danger in their universes. So Typhlosion is canonically dangerous to young children.
anybody remember the Lyra raped my Quilava copypasta a decade back?
>>56640613I'd lol
>>56644023No you wouldnt pussy
>>56640751>>56640897>Hisuian Typhlosion only looks the way it does because it is a degenerate pervert
>>56644250The story was written by the GameFreak developer during the gen 4 time. There was no Hisuian Typhlosion back then. The story talks about the Johto one.
>>56641594Pic rel
>>56637556They fucking knew all along
>>56639387source of the catbox?
>>56643646Women have gone insane
>>56643963Dude, holding hands to lead someone is legit the most common shit adult couples doIt’s also common imagery in real legends as a character leads another in or out of another realm Orpheus & Eurydice, any legend involving the fey There’s like two ways you could read it The danger is to not trust strange wild men who attempt to seduce young women There’s a like a bajillion folk and fairytales with that idea Little Red Riding Hood has a similar theme of don’t trust strangersViolence only breeds suffering, the father kills the Typhlosion, the girl uses its body parts to make a fire, and she has a child that is forever scorned and hated for it’s half-breed existence The thing with fairy/folk tales is that they are barely, if ever, literalJust because a crane in a Japanese story (The Crane Wife) can turn in a beautiful woman and marry a man, that story isn’t telling young men to go out and catch cranes in hope of bagging a wife
>>56644459>aesop is never racemixNow this is based
Kek this is so fucking funny, my first pokemon started was Cyndaquil, man I'm losing my sides, I hate pokemon after leaving Gen 7 but coming back here was worthy.
>>56644393To the best of my knowledge, it's from a drawfag on /v/>>>/v/691867183
>>56644344I mean it's basically all fanon right now anyway
>>56644459>Be girl>Get lost in woods>Typhlosion shit everywhere>It is dark and you are anxious>Man appears out of nowhere>Looks handsome, definitely a man and not Typhlosion>Grabs your hand and drags you to his love cave>Doesn't allow you to leave and feeds you weird berriesYeah holding hands is definitely something couples would do. Not something you do with a random man while being lost in the dark woods though.Just admit it, Typhlosion abducted a child, drugged her and impregnated her. That is the literally the facts in the story.
>>56640450It's just a videogame, son.
>>56644374https://tcrf.net/Development:Pok%C3%A9mon_Diamond_and_Pearl/Documents
>>56643646Women moment.
>>56643840>>56644459The Japanese text uses the term for young girl.
>>56640486I'd be his boywife
>>56645323He only likes very young girls
>>56645364damn...
