Cooking together edition.Previous Thread: >>56694358This is a thread aimed at self insertion fantasies of female humans with male pokemon. Established human characters are permitted but are not the focus. Keep it reasonably pokeyume and on topic. No yuri/yaoi.>botsTyphlosion Abduction: https://janitorai.com/characters/04e5cf75-da09-4f93-aa4f-605fbc443274_character-hisuian-typhlosionShy Muk: https://janitorai.com/characters/9acb6bb2-5746-4757-81a8-e3a7ced9f9b4_character-muk>other threadsGay Husbandos: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/#s=mpomhYuri Waifus: Make a thread!Pokemon Waifus: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/#s=hmofpHuman Husbandos: https://boards.4chan.org/vp/#s=HusbandoHuman Waifus: No general, just search for the trainer name
My husband deserves more art.
>>56710365I know that feel
>>56710365how does he feel like? is he soft like slime or hard like a jelly candy? can you sit inside of him?
>>56710418I feel like that might be dangerous with those two...
>>56710418He's more dough like than fluid like. You can squish him and shape him, but you're never going to sink through his membrane like you could with other gooey pokemon. The only way to get inside of him or out is through his mouth. He's the thickest of slime pokemon, and the heaviest by total weight by a large margin. I like to think he doesn't get you messy unless he's trying to. I also like to imagine him fighting more by punching and slamming his opponent than with poison. Of course you can sit inside of him. His stomach is almost as big as his whole body, so there's plenty of space. >>56710582It's fine. It works like rapidash's flames. He doesn't digest you if he likes you.
>>56710299i'm trying to figure out a way that isn't suffering
My dengo looks dashing in a tux.
why is his porn so bad when he's such a cute little guy?
>>56711896Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
>>56710299>>56710971>he lays you back, coaxing you to relax>you obey and spread obediently, trying to silence the warming bells in the back of your mind>his orange claw gently probes near your entrance>he's being gentle, cautious, but there's still a sense of certainty to his touch>your breath hitches as he pushes in, slowly>it's warm, but not as hot as you expected, even closer to his base of his hand>he catches your eye>he huffs intentionally, a flare from his snout, and at the same time you catch help but arch as a pulse of intense heat passes through the claw>it was... a lot, but not tooooo much>two more huffs, more pulses, now starting a rhythm with his movements inside you>his eyes and your own are not breaking... and he looks.... devious......
>>56711654cheese string lookin nigga
>>56712009it's a shame. he gets some nice art every now and then, but i don't think I've ever seen him put his little nose to use.
>VoreAt this point it's a speedrun to see if we can achieve every (genuine and relevant) fetish in a brand new general.
>>56712226i mean, if there's anything pokemon's for it's covering every base lol
>>56712226Not my fault it's so cozy inside a Pokemon's throat.
more typh
>>56712725>Never talk to me or my son ever again
Question to the girls ITT. In regards to the interspecies pregnancy, would you rather give birth or lay a pokemon egg?
>>56712863I saw quite a bit of egg-laying talk.
>>56712863Give birth. The idea of laying an egg freaks me out.desu I'd kinda also want to fuck my son if he's a Pokemon as long as my mate is willing to share
>>56713099Evolved or first stage?
>>567132201st stage. I'm a huge loli/shotacon. Child sexual abuse leaves your brain in weird places.
>>56713099>>56713310There's a fic (that I think I can refind) that hit my wife deep in the ultra taboo turn on. Specifically when the little Shinx the character births are still young but interested and she jerks one off with fingers, he cums, but he's too young to cum and just happy squeaks
>>56712863Give birth, eggs sounds unpleasant
>>56713558If you could find it that would be appreciated.
my mind kept going to other pokemon while i was thinking about the plot of the Typhlosion comic so enjoy more of my autism.-Dragonair->meet a male dragonair>he knows about the tism>leans into me and whispers>did you know your hands would never leave any fingerprints on my crystals?>I STAND UP and say HOLY SHIT in the middle of the restaurant-Sneasel->middle of the night>hear some noise coming from my.. kitchen..?>turn on the light switch>a fucking male sneasel just stands there holding a single egg from my fridge in one hand>w.t.f.>hes shocked and tries to run for it>oh no youre not>manage to rush to the door before him and slam it shut>he looks up at me>I was about to say something but my eyes drifted to his sizable claws>heh. you scared little gi->ill let you go if you let me touch those>..huh>and that feather>..>and that gem on your head>what>what>he takes a minute and just says fucking pokephiles man>tfw he came back a week later-Gengar->walking home with some random gengar that keeps following me at night>hes floating beside me in a pose that makes him look like hes laying on his side with one arm up to his cheek>twirling some large solid pink ball lollipop in his other hand (probably almost as big as a tennis ball) as hes talking to me eyes half closed>did ya know us pokemon guys arent just stronger than humans but our bodies are also way sturdier?>..oh.. really?>uuuh huuuh..>places the whole lollipop between his teeth>...>crunch>just shows me the bare stick and grins>I take a deep breath>....hoooooooo maaaan........
>>56712863id wanna lay a single big egg while my husband holds me from behind. like child birth but its an egg.
>>56712863Egg seems cozy. I like the idea of getting the bigger belly, but then having to babysit the egg/s too. Egg strollers and shit, lol
>>56713796>Typhlosion comicHuh?
>>56713835After that, when you get the egg, how would you try to hatch it? Will you be sitting on it or would it be in an incubator?
>>56714090id wanna incubate it myself. more bonding time and feels like its my job as wife. just keeping it close to your body for warmth should be good. carrying it around or hugging it would make more sense at that size but maybe hed get me a huge pillow that you could put on top of it so i could sit on it.>>56713997had gotten requests. just a little something im working on for the thread.
>>56714204Interesting answer. If I ever had an egg I wouldn't know what to do with it
>>56714248maybe your partner could help you decide cause its not just a decision you do on your own me thinks. like hey im pretty sure my husband wouldnt even allow me to put it into an incubator device cause its not natural and he probably thinks it can have negative effects on his kids/wife or that its just a scam from incubator companies.>tfw no chadphlosion husband who loudly rants about incubator device conspiracies
>>56714352No husband would like to see their child behind a machine, unsafe and not traditional! They might think you're microwaving the baby
>>56714352>>56714412Sorry, you’re gonna have to stay on egg warming duty while the husband goes hunting, that’s how it’s always been done…
>>56714412i can picture him saying this so clearly. also the microwave part holy kek. wouldnt wanna scare our precious husbands like that.>typhlosion demanding you sit on his egg and punishing you if you get up without permission>or him being hurt that you wouldnt wanna sit on itactual plotline material right here
>>56714497Bonus points if sitting on and hugging the egg awakes some long dormant protective instincts in you. Pokemon and humans were one long ago after all.
>>56714471>that one long ass text of a dude breaking up with his gf but instead its about how you as his wife should sit on his egg>im stronger than you thats why i go hunt and youre made to squeeze out my kids and thats why you will sit my egg>its been done like this for thousands of yearsman id edit it if i could find it again
>>56714577>new feelings rise in your heart for your egg>things you never felt before>you start getting protective and maybe even a little irritable>youre a little confused and maybe you even had to apologize to your husband for your strange new behavior>typhlosion simply assuring you that this is all part of you growing into a wifekino
>>56714662That's extremely cute and hot. But unfortunately, with our body heat, I doubt the egg would develop. Gotta sneak in a heating blanket whenever he's not looking
Going on a nature walk with hubby and holding a picnic.
>>56714963cute mari
>>56710404This image is making me feel things
>>56715005She's too busy petting her husband that she doesn't see the approaching cliff
>>56712863Relevant lore>>56715223This image always gets my autism up in a dander. I can accept large Vaporeon at this point, but please plug in that 3DS it is going to die.
>>56714679in my mind theres some sort of evolutionary adaptation for poke x human eggs where they can hatch with lower heat but they will take way longer to hatch due to that. heating blankets are my weak spot however. too comfy. good to keep around for the human girls that get cold hands and feet.
>>56712863oviposition egg laying is a major kink!!! lay da egg!!!
>>56715258"is this any better baby" -Typhlosion probably
>>56715382I'm less the target audience of the thread and more of an informational-style poster, but thanks for the edit. In return, anything I can dig up for you?
>>56715461i was thinking there was the possibility.mmm let me think about it.male pokemon holding the leash of their female collared human.
>>56712863eggs but solely for these scenarios >>56714204>>56714412>>56714471>>56714497
have a meme
>>56712863i want to hold my child. a hard egg feels so isolating
>>56716032uhhmmm source on the typhlosion pic in the middle?
>>56716101anon has never had chickens
>tfw someone acknowledged my typhlosion as rape chad avatarfeels good to be alive.man alone for that i should technically post a preview.i cant wait for typhlosions reputation to be forever about human girl fucking.>>56716221https://files.catbox.moe/2pgstx.png
god damn hes hot
>>56716435I wanna press my face between those legs
What's the weirdest thing posted in these threads?
>>56716519I'm not going to judge anything here really. Before I probably would have thought quite a few pairings as odd but by now I can appreciate even them.
On an ice cream date!
>>56714679To be fair, pokemon eggs don't need heat, but they do hatch faster with heat.
Any good artists worth commissioning to get some pokehusband x human stuff? Be it writing or art
>>56716483imagine the sweat sticking to your skin
>>56716311LOL did you draw this?? i recognized the character from that virtue signaling tw*tter postnice art if you did it btw
>>56716871if you mean that catbox link then i actually did not! i just found it on /v/ and thought it looked really based so i saved it.
I am going to post my penis
>>56716915oh i see, I dont go on /v/ anymore but they do have some good artists there
>>56716927If it's smaller than my Pokéhusbands I will laugh at you.
>>56716945Is your pokehusband typhlosion
>>56717000No.
>>56716311based
>>56715527I found a decent bit of that but unfortunately nothing that wouldn't get me banned.
>sketches all finally donewe are at the lineart stage my dudes and dudettes
>>56717433use catbox?
>>56713558>>56713721https://archiveofourown.org/works/17171570?view_adult=truePunjoke stories often push the envelope in some ways where you can find it uncomfortable. Plenty of underage and mixedcon ones. But they also have a decent chance of hitting you in the 'this is fucked up and oh no I'm into it'. He's been at it for a long long time.>>56716311Quality content>>56717433>>56717469It is the downside of us on blueboard. More civilized, a bit more focused and less HORNY but all the best art needs to be linked.
>make camp near a river>unown has lost your trail and you can finally get some rest>you sit down and watch the magikarps flap around>a vaporeon swims by, barely noticable under the surface>suicune lays down and rests his head in your lap>feel his cold breath run down your legs>you let your fingers sift through his mane and scratch him behind his crown>he begins to nuzzle at your thigh>hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>56715527Really wish there was better obligatory tagging on pixiv (or twitter for that matter, it sucks for looking up art)almost anything I ever see from western artists with that theme is moid beast stuff.That being said, there might be some that is more in a kinky teasing direction.
>>56717781i for one cant wait for twitter to get nuked so artists have to use proper tags againand yeahhh most things drawn by them have a very different intent to them. i kinda wish there was a specific tag for intelligent creatures with human girls. closest is just teratophilia as a tag.
>>56712863Give birth. Despite everything, a baby is relatively soft. Laying the egg would likely be way more painful.
>>56717850at least pixiv has stuff like non-human x girl , consensual monster. human-animal marriage (異種間恋愛) is also mostly about that, surprisingly, despite the name. After that it's easier to filter out the beast stuff.Though in my experience it's more about finding a selection of artists who regularly do what appeals to you and following them.
>>56717071
>>56718002>those subtle spiky scribbled fur linesimagine his fur electrifying as you kiss him and getting all tingly to touch
>>56718046Uoh...
>>56717991>that one time i found an artist who appealed to me and she exclusively switches to yaoi out of nowhereun.real.
So handsome...
>>56718108are leather jackets, collars and sunglasses the hottest shit ever or what
What my Pokemon husbando team would look like
>>56718223someone has a knight fetishsame for bisharp
>>56718271I always tbought that Bisharp was more of a Rider.
>>56716032can you post the garchomp one?
>>56718223>ArmarougeGood taste
>>56717734fic pls
>>56718223>Ceruledge Surprisingly underrated.
>>56718359let me look for it>>56718297he definitely has that motorcycle dude appeal
>>56718359found it
>>56718457Big dragon bepis inside me, please
>>56718457>all those bandages from touching his rough skinyour body wouldn't survive an affair with garchomp
>>56718499but what if he has sand veil instead...
>>56718499>every time he pounds you it feels like sandpaperdamn.. well i guess the masochists could be into it
garchomp using earthquake in bed
would you want to live outside in the forest with your husband or in the city? does he even fit into a house? would you be okay with living in a cave or does he have to build a house for you two.
Our response?
>>56718818Stop feeding the kids on this board
>>56718499Imagine the damage he is capable of doing to your womb
>>56718818This nigga is right.Like. Bleached is good, black male on white female is bad.Apply the same to animal fuckers.
>barely disguised slavery fetishismvs>actually just wanting to be loved and not feel at risk of being murdered
>>56718836stop coping. both are exactly the same. both produce half half offspring.anyway back to topic. cnc is based. simple as. like damn i know my pokeboy acts like a real man and thats hot as shit.>typhlosion slapping my ass>typhlosion stroking one out as he looks me up and down>typhlosion patting my head as i melt in his embrace
What makes you think Typhlosion would rape you? he has standards
>>56718650>I was praying for her cat to be male>confirmed femalePAIN. Still cute though
>>56718650i dont watch these pet partners animes too much so when sprigatito evolved it felt more like it was liko's child than simply a just pet companion
>>56719013Typical
>>56718818Both are based.
>>56716311girrrrrwtwm>>56719100Personally I always saw it as a scenario, with two human trainers holding hands with their respective pokespouses, encountering each other and giving each other a hi-5 or a knowing wink.
>>56719013i dont watch the show anymore so i had no clue her starter even evolved lolhow is it
>>56718818>Male and female humans bickering about fucking female and male Pokemon and which one's better, insulting each other, blah, blah>Before having to be dragged away by their respective Pokemon partners for sex to distract from the arguing>Alternatively, if they're virgins, Arceus comes down and turns both sides into Pokemon to fuck
>>56719119i wish everyone would just be like "cool shit" in the community. by arceus.. humans and pokemon are meant for each other!>giwtwmreal
Would you still love your Kirlia if it became a Gardevoir or is that too feminine. I think it would be a little much for me yet I'm not really a fan of Gallade. Hmmm.
>>56719350>not wanting a beautiful mage knight who would create a black hole just to protect you
>>56719350I think Kirlia is more feminine than gardevoir
>>56719443>Typhlosion stares at her blankly>"Yeah, no shit dumb bitch she's a Cyndaquil."
>>56719443imagine hubby taking our lil boy out to hunt
>looking through art and am reminded of all those arbok commissions wrapping up some girllmao. i respect the grind.
>>56718405sorry, i have some blocks writing explicit. i could write a bot if you'd like that.
>>56718002Is this AI? I've been playing around with it recently too.https://files.catbox.moe/nzmzfo.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/1j0aer.png
>>56719776i wonder why? just embarrassing?i can talk about the random shit i dream up no issue ah well>got lost in a part of town trying to find some new store>really need that item they have that i cant get anywhere else>see someone sit inside a car and think to myself i really gotta ask where to go>i walk up to the dudes car and look inside>its actually a typhlosion>look at his face and as im about to ask i see this guys.. erection!?>oh.. my god>we just stare at each other>am so shocked i cant even think>just ask him for the way instead of leaving because of how blank my mind is>hes holding his rock hard red dick as i ask for the way to the store >wtf am i doing>he has one foot up on the car and is leaning back in his seat>think to myself.. thats actually a pretty hot pose>his dick is visibly throbbing as hes fucking starting to explain where to go>i didnt get anything because my mind cant comprehend anything right now>keep asking him to explain further>i guess im taking too long cause he started stroking again>in the middle of explaining he shivers and moans grabbing his dick really hard>tfw he couldnt hold that back and it was so damn hot my crotch started getting warm>realize i really need to leave or ill have sex with a total stranger>i just say i got it now (even though i didnt get anything) and try to leave>its been a week and i still think about that guy and how his sweat started dripping down his forehead when he couldnt contain it anymore
>Josh Hutcherson Whistle but it's Typhlosion
>>56719869damn slop is getting pretty good. thats actually kinda crazy. i still see mistakes but yeah.
>>56719869What ai do you use for these? Most ones I've tried don't know pokemon
>>56720095NAI Furry V3.
>>56719869The pixiv didn't tag it as such and indeed I was wondering it too. Looking at it again the highlights on Iono's thighighs might point to that. Though it might also be a redraw.
>>56718002Fuck.
>>56720121pix 123468183This one is 123479057 just in case the next person asks.
>>56719776could always use more bots around here
>>56720317this
>>56719840Happy Family
>>56720476Which Pokémon gives the best kisses?
>>56720487That is a tough question.
>>56720487My favorite
I wonder what kind of event(s) would lead /pokeyume/s to actually stick with their pokemon? Are they deeply misanthropic and wish for the purity of pokemons? Are they disappointed in how volatile humans are and wish for more loyal partners? Do they just have this one pokemon they really like more than anything? Let's get some lore going
>>56720005NTA but same. I guess it's just embarassing to write, while lore and slice of life is more natural and comes off more comfy to write
>>56720487the one that kneels for you and puts a gold ring on your hand
>>56720548>disappointed in humans>one pkmn they really likecould one of those or both.could be a traumatic event like a bad ex.maybe her bf even died and she learned to open up in a romantic way again with something non human.
oral typh slopnot perfect by any metric but figured I'd sharehttps://files.catbox.moe/i4nqv1.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/jlxj1e.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ex5zz3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/9z22rj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/d662zt.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/lwdscb.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/q4ohsc.png
>>56721070>https://files.catbox.moe/lwdscb.pngHoly shit. Nice fuzzy balls.
https://files.catbox.moe/156xag.png
>>56721070>the third one where hes starting to get hard as shes holding his ballsfuuuuckhowww does he look so fluffy>the last onei wanna lick his heelssexooo these are pretty damn good
>>56720579Hell yeah.
>>56720548Society can burn, I just want comfy living in the caves with (poke)husband.
>>56721070what model?
ok now im horny fucking hell might as well>rubbing your face into typhs fat and nice fluffy balls>damn these are big>can practically feel how fertile he is>the moisture is insane>you wonder how big his btc is as hes starting to get hard>your face is full of yellow but its a pleasant and light color>so warm>heat is rising in the core of his cock and your clit>you keep licking and massaging him while enjoying the moment>christ this feels like heaven>hes so fucking huge.. his entire ass is almost resting on you but he wouldnt be able to actually do that cause hed crush you>his legs are so damn big>worshipping typhs ass on a sunday is the best
Imagine how much gaslighting you'd have to endure with a Zoroark husbandEvery other day you'd wake up freaking out that you're being raped by some other Pokemon, but then the illusion fades and he laughs at you being upset
>>56721277nai's furry v3
>>56721289very nice
>>56721354i may have to buy a NAI sub...
>>56721166what a gorgeous couple
>>56721389if you do and want a good stylevibe transfers are the key to a consistent style
>>56721289Based.
Tfw I'm probably one of the few who doesn't think of him with a horse dick. Also damn I love bugs.
>>56720666He has cute feet
Me
>>56720548childhood stuff, but i don't hate people in general and it's probably/hopefully a minority circumstance. i hope everyone finds the kind of partners they long for whether it's fantasy characters or humans, i think some people just don't have the circumstances for the latter.
>>56721811He must be like a giant soft pudding
>>56721070The fuzzy balls a great, but Typlosion shouldn't have a canine cock. Not sure what he should have though.
>>56721965Taper
>>56721692What kind of dick are you imagining?
>>56721289The word you are looking for is virile, not fertileBut nice
>>56722002im weak for cone dicks but he could have a cooler shape than that actually. maybe something more fantastical like several ovalish ball like shapes. maybe a little wavy. maybe with ridges along the middle. the end of it could be a more purple color while the base is red. who knows. precum that makes you a little woozy because its a poison type. yeahh.
>>56722119oh true. thanks for the feedback on that. esl moment.
>>56722163I imagine features along the shaft that take after its flames.
>>56717469>>56717660While I could do that>>56717781>>56717850are also correct about most of the content (and Twitter in general). Tumblr dying was terrible, and it's not like Tumblr was that good in the first place. That does remind me of some useful information I have though. A while back somebody was making a google drive of this sort of thing, but they stopped around the release of SM. Still quite useful for stuff posted on Tumblr that's simply gone, Pixiv artists that deleted fucking everything (there's one picture I've been looking for for ages and is probably gone forever), or stuff that was possibly posted on e6 that was recently purged if you're into exactly that one girl and her Lucario (there's still 21 of the many pictures of her on there though).https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0B9ZffIzzS2FgR1A0RHM5UWtlaHM?resourcekey=0-7Lb9Tibi1j1ChQuN2-YtRw
>>56721965I was going to give him a mustelid one but I'm not sure there's enough examples for it to draw oni'll give it a try later
>>56722605>No swalot:(
>>56722605oh wow. thank you for sharing this. this is really interesting.>one picture I've been looking for for ages and is probably gone foreversame. this was the reason i started saving all the art i liked of my favorite pokemon.>e6 theres at least tbib and permbooru but yeahh.. i heard people made backups of the whole site though.
man theres some great stuff in there (1/2)
(2/2)
>>56716311>>56719119Fun fact the artist of the "leave him alone you freaks" pic used to be a /vp/ drawfag who went full twitter and now her life is dedicated to being "Morty's wife" There was also a doc going around showing how she shit talked a customer from here too despite continuing to take his moneyWhen she sees that image she's gonna pretend to have a panic attack and be disgusted but if the depression meds haven't totally killed her sex drive she's def gonna fap to it TLDR that lewd art couldn't happen to a better personOldfags remember
>>56721289What I wouldn't give to worship Typh's musky balls and asshole, what a way to warm up on those cold sinnoh nights
oh to be a typh wife
>>56722927oh is that so huh. that was an interesting lore drop. its really too bad she turned to xitter cause her art is cute.
>>56723077What's stopping you?
Thinking why Typhlosion drives the girls feral. I think something about him is very masculine in the way that appeals to heterosexual female gaze. He's a protector and provider and breeder. Very strong and powerful without an exaggeratedly muscular body type. You get a sense from him that he'd be a good father. He's also very sensual. Compare with someone like Incineroar who expresses more of a homosexual locker-room masculinity.
>>56721811I used to imagine I went on a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon adventure with partner Munchlax and years later when I was turned back into a human Snorlax still had feelings for me.
>>56723221Now all I'm thinking about is somehow when you get turned back into a human he somehow gets turned into Kōji Nishino.
looking through the archive>dragonair with a human cock and balls but its skin color.. why would you ever draw that.>linoone with a brown dick. i wonder why cause theres even a regular red version.>all those genuinely beautiful typh pics.>pretty much no mew content. shame.>furrets body curving with the shape of the ass. very fun.>that girl with dewgong where i thought she had 4 arms.>being greeted by parasitism porn when you open some of the insect ones.
>>56723295I should have mentioned it was a very mixed bag, but given every single other source that has remotely proper tagging is also a mixed bag I figured that was just the experience of trying to find anything oddly specific. Or honestly anything in general, based on my personal experience searching for things.
>>56723156I agree with this analysis completely, and I like thinking about this stuff. I’d read a whole essay about it honestly
>>56723350having these pics in one place and some of them maybe even being lost is a great treasure.
>>56723457If we can identify the lost ones, we should reupload them to the bigger archives. Not sure which ones would be good though since e6 can't be trusted with preservation and gelbooru has awful tagging.
>>56723479Is gelbooru tagging inherently bad or is it just that it needs a lot of implementation
>>56723423>why typhlosion is the best and every girl loves him>1 hour essay (part 1 of 10)oh i relate
>>56723479is permanent booru bad or good? i thought its kinda meant to be a preservation place that doesnt delete anything so why not there?
>>56723499If guys can make 12 hour video essays about ORAS, then girls can make a 10 hour video essay on why typhlosion would be the best father
I want to take drugs and fantasize about my pokehusband while playing pokemon or minecraft
>>56723534Why not play pixelmon or cobblemon and have both
>>56723513The permanent booru is the library of babel. Archiving art is pointless if you can't find it when you're looking for it or ensure you have the highest quality version.
>>56723530tfw i have thought about it before. power of autism.>>56723534>drooling a lil while your whole body feels like its on a cloud but typh is also theregood time
>>56723581Huh...that's a good idea, thanks anon
>>56723590still seems like the best option to me but hmm we could always archive on several sites
>>56723457I'd like to note that the Sawk folder just so happens to be missing basically everything by the artist of this iconic image. If anyone likes Sawk I can upload the entire download I got at the ass end of Tumblr's lifespan and you and god can sort it out.
>>56723608Archiving on as many sites as possible is always best. The permanent booru automatically scrapes all of them too.
>>56723617i remember at least 1 femanon who posted on vp in the past who really liked sawk so i wouldnt say its in vain. shrug. you should drop it.
>>56723678Apparently I somehow managed to not download a lot of it, and there's way more of it on her Tumblr still.https://www.tumbex.com/booou.tumblr/posts?tag=Laryn
>>56723617Pulling out doesn't work anyway.
>>56723852It doesn't? If the guy is fast enough it should work
>>56723530This gave me a terrible terrible unintended flashback to something that should not come to mind under these circumstances.the Whitney Wisconsin 10 reasons why video
>>56723852speak on that
>>56723863It has a failure rate of about 20% , anon. Do Americans still have terrible sex ed?
man im fucking beat. good night everyone. you can add me on shitcord if youre autistic about human girls x monster dudes like me or if you wanna see how the comic is coming along or need to contact me or whatever. sharing slop or other shit also welcome.good news is i got the comic readable and am just doing lineart. have a nice yume.
>>56723910keep on rocking on based queen
>>56723902Yeah, and 20% of people have a skill issue. I am above statistics, so it's safe for me.
>>56723902I'll double it and give it to the next person
I need to get pregnant asap
Can't wait for when the menstrual cycles start syncing up.
>>56719469i think there's a layer to the image in that the mom is also getting his eyes and features.
>>56724629>Makes his wife look like him because he just really loves himself
>>56719350I don't mind male Gardevoir but I'd rather choose Gallade. I love my handsome white knight.
>>56718499in the anime rough skin doesnt work if the pokemon cares about you. gen 3 episode with sharpedoyes I am autistic
watching his movie as a kid did things to me, always been the one for me. Always wanted to keep him safe from ray. I was a weird kid
>>56725135That seems to be the general rule for stuff like that. If a pokemon likes you and isn't fighting, it's able to defy reality to become harmless to you. I don't like it, but it is canon.
>>56714963>>56715081But Hero isn't in the pic
>>56725167i think its just to explain why humans can get seismic tossed and not die. I'm fine with it because its a meta explanation and builds on the whole companionship theme. Otherwise humans would have been wiped out long ago by pokemon cutting them in half and shit. They nearly do those themes in legends talking about how dangerous pokemon are and how people are afraid of them and its fun for that
I love him so much it hurts. I wish Pokémon were real anons, I wanna hug and smooch him badly
>>56725892I would like if he could help me overcome my anxieties.>"I don't want to make this phonecall" >"Yes, yes you do"
>>56725892This anon is under hypnosis...
>>56725957Same. I get really anxious when I struggle, he would definitely help me overcome it. What a sweetheart.>>56725960It must be a really strong hypnosis because I literally can't stop thinking about him. I want to hug him and never let go.
>woke up>>56725957think about all the ways pkmn could help girls in day to day life.>>56725892theres just something about goblin type creatures i like. i always thought he was cute too.
>>56726139well they would all make excellent bodyguards for one
>>56726172>hypno or pkmn in general protecting you on your walks outsidecute
>>56726305From men or other Pokemon?
>>56726534why not both.. why not from yourself?tfw no pkmn bf who catches me when i fall
I'll be honest. This stuff has become an obsessive thought for me.Maybe it's because my libido was straight in the gutter from anti depressants for a long time but this whole fantasy has hit me like a brick wall.I'm genuinely feeling obsessed with the idea of getting a poke husband and how it would feel with him and how satisfying and fulfilling a life would be with him and how we would raise our offspring and how he nuzzles and hugs me.Why the hell now, why the hell to this extent??? What is it about this specific set of circumstances that managed to hit me so intimately? I feel incredibly dirty.
>>56725156wtf are you me?
>>56726789I always thought rayquaza was a dick for hurting him for no reason, he was just trying to protect his homie. I always thought it was sweet. I'd protect them from fug
>>56726814same... but i also want to be protected and hugged in those tentacle arms
>>56726654just know youre not alone lol but tbf i was always obsessed with the topic. theres still something inside the heart that wants that comfy life. its easy to indulge in fantasy and let your guard down with a fluffy poke husband. >poke hubbies evolutionary adapted to giving girls ultimate comfort and giving them butterfliesalso no reason to feel dirty about wanting something pure like love.
will there be a new thread btw or not? kinda have to know cause if not id just drop the comic i have here and post the finished lineart version in the drawthread.
>>56726881ABSOLUTELY. We understand eachother, never met anyone else who liked him as much as I do. He always got passed over by my friends for ray or wanting to kiss latias.
>>56726654I've always indulged in such fantasies, and the worst part is that it would be possible irl but only with a human male. However, I find them repulsive and unattractive and it's not like I meet the beauty standards myself. Pokemon are conveniently attractive and strong, they can and will protect you, unlike human men. And most likely wouldn't care about your looks. So in short, it's dissatisfaction and disappointment with real options.
>>56726947glad to see more deoxysfuckers, which form is your favorite? i love his normal and defense forms the best
>>56726963Defense form is it for me, though I do like it when he sprouts himself some hands. Sad they took that detail out of him in the later games. Speed form is also cool as fuck. I'm one of the few people who also loves his shiny, he looks goofy and I love that about him most and hes my favourite colour. Especially in defense form. just a perfect mon all around.
>>56726987>filenamelel same. i would trust him with my life and more
>>56727010Im just glad someone at GF obviously adores him as much as we do because he gets some of the most banging art I've seen for any mon. Died when I saw this one, hes just so cool. And its D form as well.
>>56726955there has never been a human guy that measures up to the personality i put into pokemon or monster males. its a shame really. as sad as it is that they dont look like monsters i could at least get over that somewhat. oh well.
also can anyone answer this. no idea if the person who posts the op is even still around.>>56726939
>>56726939I mean, there probably will be a new thread once we hit bump limit and get to page eight or something. We've still got quite a bit until then.
>>56727018oh definitely, and with the many forms he has gets him even more card art/merch. i got this deck box and the card sleeves not too long ago, i love it
>>56727061thank you v much. thats all i needed to know.
So how many of you have merch of your husband?
>>56727085yes
>>56727087based coinfucker!
>>56727085I have a small Hitmontop collection that I wish was bigger. The center one I've had for over 16 years and then one of them I just got. I wish there was a lifesize plush of every Pokemon.
>>56727087How much of this is official vs commissioned?
yeah i have lots of plushies. i have one of my husbandomon as well but they tend to be kinda ugly? so i only have 1 of him (that im not even happy with lel). also i cant get him with his old design so ehh.>>56727087holy shit. i respect this.
>>56727087ive heavily considered it to sleep with
>>56727134That's pretty cute, 16 year marriage still going strong
>>56727139a lot of it is official, the drawings are from friends and also sellers whom i bought the unofficial merch from like the acrylic keychains, enamel pins, stickers, and doujins. i need to take a new picture since this is outdated, i got some more official stuff of him since then... eagerly awaiting a plush>>56727155i'm sad i missed out on this
>>56727253its back in the pokemon centre, its in my cart right now!
>>56727256oh fug i completely forgot about checking the US site lol thanks for letting me know
>>56727154I miss so many gen 1 designs. Especially the ones that got changed mid-gen like dog Vaporeon, with the fins and black ears.
>>56727134The little one is adorable.
>>56727270Cat Vap is superior and more fuckable
>>56727262now im just waiting on his other pokedolls to come back into stock
>>56720317it took a lot of schizoing, but i think we nailed it! he seems to be versatile, but a little reactive so you'll have to steer it in a direction you want it. he doesn't talk a lot by default, but he's capable of answering specific questions if you talk to him directly. thanks to another suianon he is capable of nsfw and breeding as well. hope you enjoy!https://janitorai.com/characters/20d143a7-74ec-4561-8918-6d85b4894068_character-suicune
Anybody in these threads take requests?
>>56727433What kind of request?
>>56727087Fucking hell.
>>56727540Either writing or art of Poke x Girl love
>>56727327>thanks to another suianon he is capable of nsfw and breeding as wellOh to be able to teach a Pokemon how to make love
I wanted arceus before it was cool. But only if its male
>>56727327sexo
>>56727540For AI bots
>>56726139Based!!! He's just so adorable..>>56727085I only have a plushie atm. I gotta check for more merch.>>56727087>>56727134Very cute collections anons!!!
your collections are so cute!!i wish tpc shipped to europe, i want this toxtricity plush so much...
>>56728332Can you use a proxy buyer? I use it for japan all the time.
>look outside my window>blanket of pikachu boys covering the ground>its just a bunch of huge yellow leaves everywhereimagine though>>56727270i love how it had a white belly and fins. that part of the design was just so much better and i got no clue why it was removed. gengar also had that cool dark color going on that was just.. removed lol. another honorable mention goes to zangoose and his purple claws.>>56727622you can always just say them and someone might do them. i can post my typical schizo green thoughts. if you want art then you gotta wait a lil (or someone else has to doodle it).>>56728100honestly hes underrated. i remember even getting one in pmd just cause i loved it so much. goblin man... holding you tight with his big hands while you breathe into his neck floof.
>>56728350i COMPLEELY forgot about proxy buyersill go check buyee immediately thank you
>>56727087admirable. Really appreciate your dedication for a moment I never expected to find that much love.>>56726894Well no, not the love. But I have just not gotten used to actually getting horny again.
>>56727087Coinyume, you're my hero.
>>56727087GODDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>56726955poke/terato helped me realize i had any male-oriented romantic feelings at all. i used to assume i was just a dyke because yuri/yaoi was the only thing i could get into, and the latter isn't really yume-friendly. i don't feel resentful towards men and maybe repulsed isn't the right word for me, but there's something there that just does not click.>>56726654also relate hard to this. i had such a low drive in the first place and antidepressants just completely killed the little that was left for a long time, so i'm happy you've found this outlet too. fantasy is just fantasy in the end, just be careful so you don't stunt yourself if you want to be able to date real people in the future.
>>56729145Yeah!! Oh my gosh... just imagining his big hands hugging me tight and burying myself in his neck floof, I want so bad.
Imagine riding your husband into battle.
>>56731510what the heck is this from?
>>56731589rodeo, leaked game that got canned. looked neat as fuck
>>56731603youre shitting me right now rightoh my god this is the worst thing ive heard today fuuuuuuuuuuuck aaaaaaaa it hurts
>>56731510>>56731603Omg wtffff why did they have to use the female trainers too nooo
He made dinner
All three Hisui starters are peak husbandmon. This game was for the girls.
>>56731775>>56731830genuinely makes me so angry we got unite instead of this kino
>>56731960while hisuian is cute, i prefer alolan decidueye. he has a more mysterious look to him which i love (and i have a soft spot for ghost types)
extending on my post.. all we get is lame fucking bullshit its NOT FAIR fuck im coping.. this looks like the coolest shit ever..>you will never ride on your husband>all that fanart we are never gettingim done. did they sit together in a room and say welp sorry this is too cool? cancel it? unsurprising.okay im done venting.
>>56732009I swear this is a fucking Happy Feet reference.
>>56731925offer:you get to live with typhlosion but you have to eat berries for the rest of your life.. do you press the button?
Out.
>>56732054probably because it would require a lot of work to get working on the switch because game freak can't handle making good games. If they cared about quality they could make a monster hunter rise tier game but all we get is LAME BULLSHIT IM TIRED OF IT
>>56731603>ywn surf together with gholdengo while holding onto himcoinfucker bros... we were robbed
>>56731603I AM SO MAD FUCCCK!!!!! I WANNA RIDE ONTOP MY HYPNO DAMN IT!!!!!!!
>>56731510what if i died
>>56732351this is adorable
>>56732280yeah, i'd have some serious doubt gf could actually pull something like this off
>>56732500Thanks anon!!
>>56731510>tfw the only poke game where you actually raikou is fucking rangers after YEARShaha boy what a horrible month it is to be a Johto fan
Congrats on reaching 300 posts!
>>56731960I legit couldn't choose between Samurott and Typhlosion they both look so nice
>>56732569What did he mean by this?
I love you all and I will miss you guys
ok i made one too lolnew activity for the thread
>>56732680(taps the sign)you are here forever
New thread when?
>>56732707anon just fucking waitusually new threads aren't made until page 9 or 10 on slower boards
>>56732722Yeah, but new thread when?
>>56731603I'm guessing this is only for pokemon bigger than the player
>>56732783 dont read this or you'll get madder
>>56732562>>56732794rik was a rideable planned....
>>56732707>>56732722>>56732725maybe im just autistic but this thread has the funniest interactions i swear
>>56732686Very cute art anon!
>>56732794>No HypnoURGHH!!!!!!!!!
>>56732794Ho-oh but no lugia??
>>56732794>No Typhlosion
>>56732898>>56732909>>56732914fucking grooky made it BUT NOT MY NIGGA VENUSAUR RAAAAAAAAAAH
>>56732927>Charizard wankMaybe it was for the best it was cancelled.
>>56732794>not even much i care about at allthe birds would have been hot though. i would have been on my giant cool black crow 24/7. bird girls we lost.>>56732872thankis bestie i just kinda made it real quick
>>56732983extending thoughts>also conkeldurr of all fucking pokemonsorry if theres any fans but wtf were they smoking
new thread: >>56732964
>>56732794>enteiFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>56727021>Have such a shit self-Image I self insert into the monsters because even if they're animals they still are more capable of giving love to their partners than I could There is this infinite gorge between the affection I'd like to give and the one I feel capable of showing and it makes me despair sometimes.Maybe you'll find that personality.
