There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a Pokémon.
yes ninetales i understood you the first time, can i PLEASE fucking sleep, its 2 am
>>56721399cookie
>>56721428A cookie crafted by Arceus Herself for the express purpose of pleasing human men
>>56721399Stop speaking for other pokemon. You're already my property.
>>56721399This is true.
i want ninetales to sit on my face
Go out and plant your seed in the fertile fields of a pokemon. It is the will of Lord Arceus.
>>56724161you cant make me
>>56721399https://youtu.be/NXCjZESUeFg?si=btgAhGkgN4TyiIGe&t=101
>can canonically mind control people>can read minds too>is vengeful and spiteful>can curse your entire lineage>lives thousands of yearsninetales is fucking terrifying, imaging saying no to one of these
>>56721399only if homosexual>>56721501>Arceushe's male
>>56724532>>Arceus>he's maleLeaks confirmed Aceus as female.
>>56724688leaks are not canonofficial fanfics at best
>>56724711Ur mum isn‘t canon.
>>56724717Cope.
>>56724711Nah. It came from GF. That gives it more credibility than your headcanons will ever have. Arceus is female and a human cock loving slut.
>>56724711Everything coming from GF is cannon.
>>56721399>t. henson
>>56724284>leglocked by Ninetales
>>56724522yeah but i could fix her though
>>56721399there's nothing more annoying than a tranny discovering a joke and spamming it for years to farm (You)s
>>56725330If they don't fuck in the sequel I'm going to scream.
When a Pokémon and a human mate would the resulting offspring is always human? Or would it function like in-game breeding mechanics and the child would be the same species as the mother?
>>56724711>official>fanficLMAO
>>56726788I think its a 50/50 chance of being human or pokemon
>>56726788If we're going by the leaks, it's not fully consistent but the prevailing pattern seems to be that the child of a human and a Pokémon is the father's speciesSo, human woman + male Pokémon = Pokémon childhuman man + female Pokémon = human child
>>56725330Fox box sound off
*Pomf=3*
Based nine-vaginas fox!
>>56722614>TFW he cucks both your human GF and poke'waifu
>>56722614Arcanine cookie...
>>56726774That’d be nice. At least we have the sacred texts.
>>56725330>>56726774>>56728355spoonfeed?
This thread has been colonized by the Hive of Degeneracy. All your foxes belong to us now.
I want to be trapped in a small, cramped box with a Ninetales
>>56728980Buried in the floof
>>56728980it can read minds, are you sure
>>56729263I consider that a positive. Less room for misinterpretation.
>>56728980>>56729263>>56729555YES PLEASE> at first she pretends there is nothing> eventually she can't ignore your dirty thoughts anymore and acts in a way that clearly indicates disgusts> a few more lonely days passed, there is LITERALLY nothing to do, there isnt even a sound nearby to catch your attention, it just one mind-numbing slog> finally she breaks[/spoiler > you notice she no longer keeps her distance strictly> sometimes you would catch eyeing you in away she think you dont see, then she soul immediately retreat, reading your feelings that you indeed saw her peeking> eventually, she takes I further and starts making fairly explicit poses, trying to catch your attention> you wont budge. She treated you like piece of shit first few days, if she wants it - she will have to beg for it.> you catch a glimpse of her "stretching" which is just downright obvious showcase of her privates, she no longer hides it> a peculiar, sharp and pleasant aroma reaches your nostrils - now it is you who is having a hard to to hold it> she notices it and "stretches" again> this time she overdoes it and your eye catch a gentle pink opening
>>56724711>official fanficsYes, that's called official lore.
Ah yes, the reverse 9tales
>>56725330Author's already said that's not happening in the Author's Notes of a one-off joke chapter framed as Henson's nightmare.>>56728765Fanfic about a guy who works at a zoo getting isekai'd after nuclear war breaks out on earth into a weird hybrid of ORAS and the RSE anime with the vulpix he had on an emulated game, the two are all basically a married couple in all but name at this point.Name is Borne of Caution on ff.net. As I said, author already said they aren't actually gonna fuck.Same author also has another one where I can see him writing the protag fucking the pokemon, Borne of Desire, it's about a glowie who get sucked into a machine or some shit on graveyard shift and winds up as a 13-14 year old in the DP anime and basically gets picked up by and trained by Lucarios and the (female) one who found him travels with him, it's mostly him abusing tropes from the anime to win and also making paul less of a wasted character (a bit Silver from GSC actually in how his character arc is going). His team includes the lucario, lulu I think her name is, a machoke he fucking named aniki, and I think he's got a croagunk too now. because he's trained with aura he can uderstand pokemon speak. There's some glup shitto from the anime (a female contest trainer) who has an eeveelution I think who absolutely wants the MC's dick.
>>56729845oh nvm
Wife the fox
>>56724829it was all rejected so not really
Ninetales is easily my favorite pokemon.
>>56724522Why would you want to say no anon?
>>56729918Fox The Wife!
>>56728980with an Alpha Ninetales*
>>56730108The council will decide your fateAnd yes. I’d love to snuggle an Alpha Ninetales
>>56728267Entei pls
*marks you with a scent just so it can follow you home*Why do pokefoxes do this? It's immoral.
>>56730552I'm the one who will be marking Braixen with my "scent"
>>56727165
>>56729845>Author's already said that's not happening in the Author's Notes of a one-off joke chapter framed as Henson's nightmareJust bribe Fuggman with enough Patreon bux and he'll give in eventually.
>>56721399Your faith is weak. Repent, sinner.
>>56724522imagine failing to please heroh wait...
>>56730768time for attempt two, your body is a puppet until you finally succeed for once
>>56730768you'd have to try hard to fail to fail
>>56727238Yeah but then I still suck his balls dry. What will he do now?
>>56730796at least try to please your pokemon anon. be a gentleman. for foxs sake
>>56730818Reading comprehension?
>>56730829replied to the wrong anon
>fucks with your body's refractory period so you can keep going for 19 hours in a desperate attempt to get one of her eggs fertilized (she thinks the folktales are canon even though they were scrapped! you aren't getting out of this until youre dead!)
>>56730866YES PLEASE
>curses you to fuck with a pokemon every day. >failing will result in death.>her eyes glow in red in the dark reminding you of your task every single night.
>>56726015>tail-locked
>>56730971all this because you accidentally brushed against her tail once
>>56730767stay in your containment thread retard, you got BTFO at least 12 times and continue to make a fool of yourself over there
The most perfect creation of Arceus.I want to burry my face in the chest fluff
>>56731165*Bury
>>56731052>containment>pokephiles rush in to express how totally not miffed they are by basic facts and logiclmao
Post fox
>>56731220someone fed up because they can't even get a pokemon to fuck with them. cope somewhere else.
>>56731165I want to bury my face in her crotch fluff with all the tails around me
>>56731220Your cope is beyond extreme, man. Just let it go. Its just getting sad at this point.
Daily reminder that dog pokemon are not for seggs (LADIES)
>>56731305tell that to the vengeful fox spirit, not me
>>56731246If Pokemon had intelligence, they’d still reject every pokephile lmao. You’re all that repulsive.>>56731278>crushing on animals is not sadPorn addiction isn’t a personality, pal.
>>56731305They are for hot, lewd love
>>56731305Dog Pokemon may not be, but fox Pokemon are made for seggs
>>56731275Hmm. That’d be good too
>>56731354If i see a white woman with a Houndoom i automatically assume she fucks it
>>56731376...rigth?imagine
>>56731391> assuming objective state of thingsthat is not an assumption then
>>56731345>if pokemon had intelligenceyou're not even trying
>>56726774>>56729845it's been a while since i read the omake thread on qq but i'm 99% sure he's written foxsex there, >>56726826knows what's up
>>56731559Yes. The sacred texts. Never checked qq.I do know there’s stuff in the discord
>>56731345>Porn addition isn't a personalityneither is being a raging autist who spergs out in denial at every mention the games make to show that Pokemon are more than just animals
>>56731591>"Whoops, unable to accept invite"dangitgot any favorites you'd care to dump in a pastebin or something
>>56731559>>56731591isnt qq chinese?
>>56731559The only explicit snippet is the one where he fingerblasts Ninetales in the middle of a video call. The rest is fluffy romance stuff.
>>56731220And what sort of thread are YOU rushing into?
>>56731678Qq who?
>>56731751fagnew
>>56731678You're thinking of Qidian, a chinese webnovel site. QQ is a writing forum.
>>56731678questionablequesting
>>56731768Oh no, i mean qq the Chinese alternative to discord, i thought that was was subject about since you mentioned it along with discord
>>56731785Thx.>>56731758???
>>56731220What's the docket on this lolcow is it true xhe's vegetarian? Why does xhe pretend to be zozzle.
Llama God personally ordained human on Pokemon relations. Sorry. It’s canon. It’s in the lore, both ingame and otherwise. Any arguments to the contrary are embarrassing cope from puritan LARPers.
I just think they’re neat. And fluffy.And cool.And cute.And very pretty.
>>56731827imagine the sensual cuddlesI would make sure my hand accidentally slip down below
>>56731805This thing desperately wants to fuck the weird cabbage rat but feels ashamed about it and has now decided to make that everyone else's problem
>>56731827I agree with everything you said.Ninetales are my favorite mon.Those foxxos are great
>>56731805Just an autist from >>56705506 who thinks Calyrex is Pokemon Jesus based on events that didn't happen in Crown Tundra. Possibly a closeted pokefuker. Especially retarded, expect extreme spergatry from anyone who posts a pic of Alolan Ninetails alongside a comment like that.
I propose posting pictures like this anytime it speaks. That seems to upset it and it's way better than feeding it lol.
>>56731852>>56731859What the fuck? Calyrex is disgusting. Literal bottom tier Pokemon design. This icefag impersonator chooses that of all hills to die on?
ITT:The desperate and sexless show their true primal animal fucking desires, deepening the pit of their celibacy
>>56731819This. Internal, unreleased lore bibles are still lore bibles. The pelt story and the marriage story in Canalave both corroborate the leaked lore. Games as recent as PLA corroborate this lore as well, with Arceus being a single fragment of the true deity and Regigigas access being directly tied to the plates respectively. The fox is coping.
Remember to treat your partner well. :)
>>56731889The Pokemon yearn for our hearts.They exist for wholesome love-filled marriage.
>>56730552To let their friends know who you belong to
>>56731907They also think pedophilia is a better mental illness than pokephilia because it's with a human being vs a fictional monster >>56705506
>>56731990did they get raped by a dog as a child or what is wrong with them?
>>56731990So it’s mental illness. I don’t know what else I expected from /vp/.
>>56731951Oh I willit will be the night she will never forget
>>56731973They're all so pretty wtf
>>56731990>>56732035>>56732050linked wrong post on accident, C key is wack today >>56723467
For me, it’s Absol.
>>56732064Very nice
>>56732064Fun fact: 狐の嫁入り, which is a phrase used for rain while it’s sunny, literally means "fox's wedding".No idea why, though.
>>56732392There are a lot of different explanations for the origins of the phrase, but one of them was that foxes would conjour illusory rain during sunny days to stop uninvited humans from crashing their weddings
>>56732392That reminds me of a doujin
>>56733079ANON THIS IS NAKED EXPOSED POKEPUSSYVAGINA YOU CANT POST IT WHAT IF CHILREN OF AGE 13 BROWSIN THIS THEARD ANTH THEIR PP GETS HARD
>>56733106uh, 18+ website or something of that sort. also, losing interest in human women is good for you
>>56733152blue board = do what ever you want, just don't post anthro, vore, dick or pussy on visuals.
>>56733191yeah, nothing is more scarier than a pussy. You can post clips from Ukraine with people being blow to pieces, but dripping pussyhole? god forbid such hideous crimes.
>>56733079guess this is allowed now
Sex with Pokémon us all part of Her plan. To deny the genuine love that exists between man and Pokémon is to embrace the usurper, Regigigas, and join him in perdition.
>>56734964im not worshipping a whore, ill worship tina (chaste and pure)
>>56735038retardwhore is one who sells her body, often without even enjoying itslut is just a nymphomaniac who is crazy for sexGod is a slut and always hungry for human cock
>>56721399Post cookie
>>56735500Nu-uh! No cookie until marriage!
>>56735500>>56735537creepy unwanted zoophiles
>>56721399ARCEUS BLESS YOU AND ME AND ALL THE OTHER POKEFUCKING CHADS!
I mean you can just ask the first fox lady you met for a cookieDont be weird anon
>>56735354well tina wont put out until marriage
if they were zoophiles theyd know foxes dont have cookies, thats just wolves and dogs
>>56735570Imagine wasting your best youth years when pleasure from orgasm feels the strongest for some retarded arbitrary reason.Wasted.
>>56735591how DO you know they dont have cookies?Something to tell us?
>>56735606i clicked on the horrible now good fox thread on /an/ and it was going exactly as anyone would anticipate
>>56735625link?
>>56735591Foxes do have cookies, but they're small and their dense ass fur hides most of the shape.
>>56729845When Lee and Ninetales spend nights touching foreheads, eyes closed, very focused on 'something'? They only aren't fucking in actual physical terms at this point.
>>56737282mmm a tiny, nicely stretchable cookie
>>56737340Fugg obviously want to take the last step but he doesn't want patreon to smash his head in.
>>56721399
>>56727165>>56730667Why is Absol so hot?
>>56737829Good design, she has very slick elegant and well-proportioned long body with nice curves and by nice curves I dont mean these artificial, try-hard overblow shit but they just look... natural. Feel natural.
>>56732064Thanks for taking care.
ToT fluffy tail... cozy...
>>56724522Too skinny
>>56726798Why isnt the term "canfic" used more often anyways?Canon, fanonCanfic, fanfic
Bvmp
>>56733079would press my face into
>>56726774RoyalRoad took down Borne of Desire because MC and female Lucario are in love with each other. I don't know if he would risk Borne of Caution. But then again, he ignored demands of ao3, so he might go with it.
