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how is typhlosion not a kino cartoon animal?
>>56742825babe wake up, new designschizo just dropped. these comparisons are always so retarded regardless of the side you pick
>Samurottist having yet another victim complex for no reason
Glad to see rampardos escaped being a fat jobber. It's just fat.
>>56742924Why do you always hyperfixate on Samurott specifically? Are you mentally well?
>>56742825>unironically agree with thisshit do I have shit taste in pokemon?
>>56742944>T. Samurott
>>56742964>T. deranged schizo
He's replying in three different threads btw
>>56742825>fat jobber>no flygon or goodra
>>56742987Parroting is admission of defeat.
>>56742825some of these jobbed so hard they stopped existing
>>56742933I’m tempted to put Rampardos in the third row now but I’m also taking suggestions for another Pokemon for that row. Coalossal or Goodra, maybe, but it’s not super dinosaurian and doesn’t really fit with the others
>>56742987>t. retarded psycho
>>56743020Archeops?
>>56742825Pretty sure Pikachu is no longer fat mein neger.
>>56743046That’s more of a bird. Nidoqueen or Rampardos is probably the most fitting
>>56743020Carracosta
>>56742825Hydreigon and dragapult do NOT fit at all
>>56742999Not answering questions also is.>>56743023>t. actual parrot
'zard is big boned
>>56742825KEYED
>>56743112>Not answering questionsNot answering to parrots
>>56743112>t. actual retard
>>56743108true, Hydreigon should actually be "kino kaiju"
>>56743156it's a fucking spherical body it doesn't fit at all
To not engange with schizo-kun he's replying in all of these threads >>56729871 >>56742661 >>56741619
>>56743203Qrd?
>>56743225Some deranged schizo spams the thread when his favorite shitmon gets criticized and often sages the threads just to have the final reply
>>56743108>>56743156>>56743165
>>56743245>>56743108OP likes hydreigon prease undustandu
>>56743245it doesn't have the kangaroo body nor digitigrade legs
>>56743245
>>56743138>>56743142>more shitpostingstill waiting
>>56743288>Now he's parroting himself
>He's going on full damage control now
We already know it's you ivycuck
>>56742899OP is jealous that hisuan Typhlosion is far more popular than Samurott.
>>56742944There are 3 samurotts in the op.
>>56742825Based
>>56742825updated version
>>56743443Tyrantrun, hydregon, dragapult and the fire-stater that I don't remember the name, are pretty fat.
>>56743443The more i look at this the less things makes sense
>>56743554It is also a godzilla like body.
>>56743443This whole thing is all over the place
>>56743443>skeledirge.>not fat.
>>56743622The Dreepy line used to not be ghosts, so their corporeal form would likely have that "kino" bodyshape
>>56743702The dreepy line is based on a water animal it didn't have the "Bipedal stance" or any stance at all while swimming
>>56743281yep looks like a kaiju
>>56743325>he doesn't know the same retarded input yields the same output telling him he's retarded>>56743380Then maybe the retard first seething about Samurott should clarify which one he meant. Unovan, Hisuian, or shitty fakemon.
>>56743850>Schizobabbles Huh?
>>56743862I justify what I say. You just respond with "you're stupid lol".
Stop replying to the sperg that's what ""he"" wants
>>56743874>You just respond with "you're stupid lol".Point out where i said exactly that
>>56742825The beta Samurott... we are so fucking robbed guys
>>56743882>>schizobabblesright there>inb4 it's true lol Stop green texting and answer the question I posed hours ago. Pretty simple.
>>56742825>yawnie still malding and spamming Three bullets
>>56743894>right there>Points out a post where i don't say "you're stupid lol" What did he meant with this?
>>56743891thats beta Chesnaught doe
>>56743908>NOOO IT HAS TO BE THE EXACT VERBIAGEIt's an equivalent statement. So it "t. retarded psycho" and "t. actual retard". Thanks for confirming all you have is ad hom, without answering a single question, while I justified everything I said.
>>56743926>>56743882>Exactly
>>56743934I never claimed you said exactly that. You demanded something that completely misses the point.
>>56743942>I never claimed you said exactly that.Yes you did right here >>56743874 Now show me where i EXACTLY said "you're stupid lol" or i'll start taking you as an illiterate schizo
>You said things >Where >Y-You really didn't say exactly that but you did in my head!! kek clean it up janny
>>56742899He's a childrapist.
>>56743958>>56743970>You said I'm stupid>NOOOOO I USED THE WORD RETARDED INSTEAD!Do you not know what a synonym is? It's the same claim.
>>56743976This is just mythology kino.
>>56743979>>You said I'm stupidWhere i said that exactly?
>>56743976How can it be a rapist when sex doesn't exist in the pokémon world?
>>56743979Being retarded and being stupid are two different things anon-kun
Dear anons can you kindly point out where i exactly said "You're stupid lol" in this thread? smeone is claiming i did
>>56743958>right here>post with no greentext but rather quotation marksLurk more newfag>>56743970>in my headHow come you never answered the original question? Could it be you're hyperfocusing on semantic bullshit and name calling because you can't actually respond properly? A difference that makes no difference isn't a difference.
>>56744009stfu both of you shitposters nobody cares about your lovers quarrel
>>56743994Both are ableist terms which should be avoided in the public discourse.
>>56744010i still don't see where i said those exact words you claim i said you're sure you're not just seeing things?
>>56743994Is it now?>>56743986I never claimed that you said those exact words, but that is what you said, and I already quoted your three posts that did. Do you know what synonyms are?
Anons help.. i clearly don't see any of those words in my posts...
>>56744030>I never claimed that you said those exact wordsYes right here>>56743874
>>56744009>>56744023>>56744032A difference that makes no difference isn't a difference. You did call him stupid by calling him retarded. Now please answer the original question. Why are you obsessed with focusing on Samurott specifically?
>>56744020>>56744023>>56744030>>56744032>>56744043stfu stupid retards
>>56744051So where did i said those exact words?
>>56744043Where? I don't see the text "exact" in my post now, do I?
>>56744062You didn't but you called him stupid by calling him a retard. No one is claiming you said those exact words but rather meant the exact same thing. Please stop being intentionally shitposty for everyone's sake.
>>56744074>You just respond with "you're stupid lol" >Where did i said those exact words? >You didn't but somehow you did Maybe i should just stop replying to those kind of people....
>>56744079Yes anon stop replying to trolls right now
Retard below
>>56744079>>56744079>You just respond with "you're stupid lol">Where did i said those exact words?>(provides three posts that mean the exact same thing)It's almost like you're projecting retardation. Simple AIs would have understood what synonym is at this point.>Person A claims "I am smart">Person B claims "Person A said he is intelligent">Retard A(You) claims "He didn't say that"This is your retardation at work.
>>56743245>>56743281Op the biased bort btfo forever
Mentall illness
>>56744110That's what >>56744108 is
THE JEWS FEAR THIS!!!!!!!
>>56744119>still no rebuttal beyond ad hominem, while refusing to engage in the substance of postsNow do you see my point?
>>56744124You didn't point out where i'm wrong tho
>Where did i said exactly that The words that destroyed schizo-kun
>>56744135Yes I did. You are wrong to use ad hominem to deflect away from the substance of the things other anons are asking from you. No one claimed that you said exact phrases until you demanded them. Your entire sperg leans on not knowing what synonyms are.
>>56744148>Yes I did.where
>Exact words The phrase that destroyed billions
>>56744154In several posts I showed how you are wrong to use ad hominem to deflect away from the substance of the things other anons are asking from you. No one claimed that you said exact phrases until you demanded them. Your entire sperg leans on not knowing what synonyms are.Give me exactly what you want proven wrong and I'll show you the post that already did it.
>>56744168In none of those post you showed me where i said those exact words you claim i said tho
>>56744147>>56744166Samefagging doesn't make you learn what a synonym is, kid.
>>56744182But I never claimed that you said something in an exact phrase.
>>56744183>S-Samefag!!! And?
>>56744192>But I never claimed that you said somethingYes right here>>56743874
>>56744200Where? I don't see the text "exact" in my post now, do I?>>56744194And nothing. Just pointing out that you have nothing better to do than to feign agreement with yourself.
>Where did i said those words? >You didn't but you did lol if you reply typhlosion will rape your dearest one
>>56744209>Yet can't show where i said those words i feel like i'm talking to a bot
>>56744237>Cope and seethe,Arrest and dilate
>>56744231>refuses to answer again. I already showed where you thrice said an equivalent word. Do you not know what a synonym is?
>>56744248>>refuses to answer again.Like how you're refusing to say where i said that?
>>56744243>no argument against three posts of proof he said the same shit
>>56742825>how to spot an unovabortion 101
>>56744259I already showed where you thrice said an equivalent word. Do you not know what a synonym is? Do you not finish reading posts before you instantly respond to them by shitposting and spamming?
>>56744261>three posts of proof he said the same shitBut none of those i said those words didn't i?
>>56744109>>56744268Why do you always hyperfixate on Unova specifically? Are you mentally well?
>>56744272>none of those i said those wordsNo but I never claimed that you said the EXACT words. Those posts prove you said something with an identical meaning.
>>56744284It's YOU demanding the exact words by pretending I claimed you said the exact word. I never did.
>>56744296>No but I never claimed that you said the EXACT words.But you did >>56743874 you should have specify that
>>56744307>I never did.Then why you said i said words here >>56743874 ??
>>56744308>But you didWhere? I don't see the text "exact" in my post now, do I?
>>56744317Yes you said i said those words when in reality i didn't
>>56744316I never claimed you said those exact words in that post though.
>>56744329You did when you said i said something i didn't say
>>56744326But I didn't say you said those EXACT words. That's why me showing you you said an identically meaning statement still apples.
>>56744342>But I didn't say you said those EXACT words.More like i didn't say those exact words yet you said i did
>>56744341But you did say it and I quoted three posts when you said it.
>>56744354>But you did say itWhere did i said those exact words then?
>>56744351>you said i didWhere did I say you said those exact words?
>>56744367Parroting is admission of defeat
>>56744362I didn't claim you said it in an exact way. Are you seeing words that aren't actually in front of you anon? Are you mentally well?
>>56744376Anon where i said those exact words?
>>56744371It's not parroting when it's true. You're claiming I said something when I didn't say it. I never said that you said those EXACT words like you said that I said.
>Asks genuine question >Derails the thread into madness i don't think he's gonna answer where i said those exact words.. oh well
>>56744382Which exact words you referring to?
>>56744122
>>56744394>Asks genuine question>Derails the thread into madnessYou're right. Just asking if he's mentally well made him crash the thread into genwar ditches. >>56742944
Bipedal Pokémon. Quadruped Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly patrician trainers should try to choose Pokemon that does both
>>56744412You missed to read the rest of the post
>>56744394>DerailsEnough about the guy refusing to answer that Smaurott question and instead focused on semanticsfagging and shitflinging about pedantic bullshit.
>>56744426I read it, but it was demonstrably referring to the wrong guy, so I pointed it out.
>Whattaboutism yeah i think i broke him
>asks about mental wellness>spends over 100 posts showing it isn't intactYou got your answer, dearest SageChad.
>>56744445Sagefag doesn't exist yawntroonie
>>56744448I was honestly being sarcastic. I know yawnfag is here and I know he hates "sagefag".
>>56742933It would be under "kino dinosaur".
>>56743225Some deranged schizo spams the thread when his autistic obsession gets praised and often sages the threads just to have the final reply while flooding the thread with his shitty OC
>>56744920Not him but you sound like you're cross referencing two opposing people. You sure you identified them both accurately?
>>56743976isn't that a compliment on /vp/?