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how is typhlosion not a kino cartoon animal?
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>>56742825
babe wake up, new designschizo just dropped.
these comparisons are always so retarded regardless of the side you pick
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>Samurottist having yet another victim complex for no reason
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Glad to see rampardos escaped being a fat jobber. It's just fat.
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>>56742924
Why do you always hyperfixate on Samurott specifically? Are you mentally well?
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>>56742825
>unironically agree with this
shit do I have shit taste in pokemon?
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>>56742944
>T. Samurott
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>>56742964
>T. deranged schizo
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He's replying in three different threads btw
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>>56742825
>fat jobber
>no flygon or goodra
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>>56742987
Parroting is admission of defeat.
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>>56742825
some of these jobbed so hard they stopped existing
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>>56742933
I’m tempted to put Rampardos in the third row now but I’m also taking suggestions for another Pokemon for that row. Coalossal or Goodra, maybe, but it’s not super dinosaurian and doesn’t really fit with the others
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>>56742987
>t. retarded psycho
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>>56743020
Archeops?
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>>56742825
Pretty sure Pikachu is no longer fat mein neger.
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>>56743046
That’s more of a bird. Nidoqueen or Rampardos is probably the most fitting
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>>56743020
Carracosta
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>>56742825
Hydreigon and dragapult do NOT fit at all
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>>56742999
Not answering questions also is.
>>56743023
>t. actual parrot
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'zard is big boned
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>>56742825
KEYED
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>>56743112
>Not answering questions
Not answering to parrots
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>>56743112
>t. actual retard
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>>56743108
true, Hydreigon should actually be "kino kaiju"
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>>56743156
it's a fucking spherical body it doesn't fit at all
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To not engange with schizo-kun he's replying in all of these threads >>56729871 >>56742661 >>56741619
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>>56743203
Qrd?
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>>56743225
Some deranged schizo spams the thread when his favorite shitmon gets criticized and often sages the threads just to have the final reply
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>>56743108
>>56743156
>>56743165
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>>56743245
>>56743108
OP likes hydreigon prease undustandu
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>>56743245
it doesn't have the kangaroo body nor digitigrade legs
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>>56743245
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>>56743138
>>56743142
>more shitposting
still waiting
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>>56743288
>Now he's parroting himself
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>He's going on full damage control now
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We already know it's you ivycuck
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>>56742899
OP is jealous that hisuan Typhlosion is far more popular than Samurott.
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>>56742944
There are 3 samurotts in the op.
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>>56742825
Based
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>>56742825
updated version
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>>56743443
Tyrantrun, hydregon, dragapult and the fire-stater that I don't remember the name, are pretty fat.
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>>56743443
The more i look at this the less things makes sense
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>>56743554
It is also a godzilla like body.
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>>56743443
This whole thing is all over the place
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>>56743443
>skeledirge.
>not fat.
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>>56743622
The Dreepy line used to not be ghosts, so their corporeal form would likely have that "kino" bodyshape
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>>56743702
The dreepy line is based on a water animal it didn't have the "Bipedal stance" or any stance at all while swimming
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>>56743281
yep looks like a kaiju
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>>56743325
>he doesn't know the same retarded input yields the same output telling him he's retarded
>>56743380
Then maybe the retard first seething about Samurott should clarify which one he meant. Unovan, Hisuian, or shitty fakemon.
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>>56743850
>Schizobabbles
Huh?
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>>56743862
I justify what I say. You just respond with "you're stupid lol".
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Stop replying to the sperg that's what ""he"" wants
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>>56743874
>You just respond with "you're stupid lol".
Point out where i said exactly that
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>>56742825
The beta Samurott... we are so fucking robbed guys
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>>56743882
>>schizobabbles
right there
>inb4 it's true lol
Stop green texting and answer the question I posed hours ago. Pretty simple.
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>>56742825
>yawnie still malding and spamming
Three bullets
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>>56743894
>right there
>Points out a post where i don't say "you're stupid lol"
What did he meant with this?
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>>56743891
thats beta Chesnaught doe
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>>56743908
>NOOO IT HAS TO BE THE EXACT VERBIAGE
It's an equivalent statement. So it "t. retarded psycho" and "t. actual retard". Thanks for confirming all you have is ad hom, without answering a single question, while I justified everything I said.
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>>56743926
>>56743882
>Exactly
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>>56743934
I never claimed you said exactly that. You demanded something that completely misses the point.
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>>56743942
>I never claimed you said exactly that.
Yes you did right here >>56743874
Now show me where i EXACTLY said "you're stupid lol" or i'll start taking you as an illiterate schizo
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>You said things
>Where
>Y-You really didn't say exactly that but you did in my head!!
kek clean it up janny
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>>56742899
He's a childrapist.
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>>56743958
>>56743970
>You said I'm stupid
>NOOOOO I USED THE WORD RETARDED INSTEAD!
Do you not know what a synonym is? It's the same claim.
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>>56743976
This is just mythology kino.
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>>56743979
>>You said I'm stupid
Where i said that exactly?
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>>56743976
How can it be a rapist when sex doesn't exist in the pokémon world?
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>>56743979
Being retarded and being stupid are two different things anon-kun
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Dear anons can you kindly point out where i exactly said "You're stupid lol" in this thread? smeone is claiming i did
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>>56743958
>right here
>post with no greentext but rather quotation marks
Lurk more newfag
>>56743970
>in my head
How come you never answered the original question? Could it be you're hyperfocusing on semantic bullshit and name calling because you can't actually respond properly? A difference that makes no difference isn't a difference.
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>>56744009
stfu both of you shitposters nobody cares about your lovers quarrel
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>>56743994
Both are ableist terms which should be avoided in the public discourse.
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>>56744010
i still don't see where i said those exact words you claim i said you're sure you're not just seeing things?
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>>56743994
Is it now?
>>56743986
I never claimed that you said those exact words, but that is what you said, and I already quoted your three posts that did. Do you know what synonyms are?
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Anons help.. i clearly don't see any of those words in my posts...
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>>56744030
>I never claimed that you said those exact words
Yes right here>>56743874
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>>56744009
>>56744023
>>56744032
A difference that makes no difference isn't a difference. You did call him stupid by calling him retarded. Now please answer the original question. Why are you obsessed with focusing on Samurott specifically?
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>>56744020
>>56744023
>>56744030
>>56744032
>>56744043
stfu stupid retards
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>>56744051
So where did i said those exact words?
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>>56744043
Where? I don't see the text "exact" in my post now, do I?
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>>56744062
You didn't but you called him stupid by calling him a retard. No one is claiming you said those exact words but rather meant the exact same thing. Please stop being intentionally shitposty for everyone's sake.
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>>56744074
>You just respond with "you're stupid lol"
>Where did i said those exact words?
>You didn't but somehow you did
Maybe i should just stop replying to those kind of people....
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>>56744079
Yes anon stop replying to trolls right now
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Retard below
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>>56744079
>>56744079
>You just respond with "you're stupid lol"
>Where did i said those exact words?
>(provides three posts that mean the exact same thing)
It's almost like you're projecting retardation. Simple AIs would have understood what synonym is at this point.

>Person A claims "I am smart"
>Person B claims "Person A said he is intelligent"
>Retard A(You) claims "He didn't say that"
This is your retardation at work.
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>>56743245
>>56743281
Op the biased bort btfo forever
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Mentall illness
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>>56744110
That's what >>56744108 is
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THE JEWS FEAR THIS!!!!!!!
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>>56744119
>still no rebuttal beyond ad hominem, while refusing to engage in the substance of posts
Now do you see my point?
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>>56744124
You didn't point out where i'm wrong tho
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>Where did i said exactly that
The words that destroyed schizo-kun
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>>56744135
Yes I did. You are wrong to use ad hominem to deflect away from the substance of the things other anons are asking from you. No one claimed that you said exact phrases until you demanded them. Your entire sperg leans on not knowing what synonyms are.
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>>56744148
>Yes I did.
where
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>Exact words
The phrase that destroyed billions
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>>56744154
In several posts I showed how you are wrong to use ad hominem to deflect away from the substance of the things other anons are asking from you. No one claimed that you said exact phrases until you demanded them. Your entire sperg leans on not knowing what synonyms are.

Give me exactly what you want proven wrong and I'll show you the post that already did it.
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>>56744168
In none of those post you showed me where i said those exact words you claim i said tho
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>>56744147
>>56744166
Samefagging doesn't make you learn what a synonym is, kid.
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>>56744182
But I never claimed that you said something in an exact phrase.
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>>56744183
>S-Samefag!!!
And?
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>>56744192
>But I never claimed that you said something
Yes right here>>56743874
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>>56744200
Where? I don't see the text "exact" in my post now, do I?
>>56744194
And nothing. Just pointing out that you have nothing better to do than to feign agreement with yourself.
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>Where did i said those words?
>You didn't but you did
lol if you reply typhlosion will rape your dearest one
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>>56744209
>Yet can't show where i said those words
i feel like i'm talking to a bot
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>>56744237
>Cope and seethe,
Arrest and dilate
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>>56744231
>refuses to answer again.
I already showed where you thrice said an equivalent word. Do you not know what a synonym is?
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>>56744248
>>refuses to answer again.
Like how you're refusing to say where i said that?
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>>56744243
>no argument against three posts of proof he said the same shit
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>>56742825
>how to spot an unovabortion 101
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>>56744259
I already showed where you thrice said an equivalent word. Do you not know what a synonym is? Do you not finish reading posts before you instantly respond to them by shitposting and spamming?
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>>56744261
>three posts of proof he said the same shit
But none of those i said those words didn't i?
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>>56744109
>>56744268
Why do you always hyperfixate on Unova specifically? Are you mentally well?
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>>56744272
>none of those i said those words
No but I never claimed that you said the EXACT words. Those posts prove you said something with an identical meaning.
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>>56744284
It's YOU demanding the exact words by pretending I claimed you said the exact word. I never did.
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>>56744296
>No but I never claimed that you said the EXACT words.
But you did >>56743874 you should have specify that
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>>56744307
>I never did.
Then why you said i said words here >>56743874 ??
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>>56744308
>But you did
Where? I don't see the text "exact" in my post now, do I?
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>>56744317
Yes you said i said those words when in reality i didn't
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>>56744316
I never claimed you said those exact words in that post though.
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>>56744329
You did when you said i said something i didn't say
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>>56744326
But I didn't say you said those EXACT words. That's why me showing you you said an identically meaning statement still apples.
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>>56744342
>But I didn't say you said those EXACT words.
More like i didn't say those exact words yet you said i did
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>>56744341
But you did say it and I quoted three posts when you said it.
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>>56744354
>But you did say it
Where did i said those exact words then?
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>>56744351
>you said i did
Where did I say you said those exact words?
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>>56744367
Parroting is admission of defeat
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>>56744362
I didn't claim you said it in an exact way. Are you seeing words that aren't actually in front of you anon? Are you mentally well?
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>>56744376
Anon where i said those exact words?
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>>56744371
It's not parroting when it's true. You're claiming I said something when I didn't say it. I never said that you said those EXACT words like you said that I said.
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>Asks genuine question
>Derails the thread into madness
i don't think he's gonna answer where i said those exact words.. oh well
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>>56744382
Which exact words you referring to?
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>>56744394
>Asks genuine question
>Derails the thread into madness
You're right. Just asking if he's mentally well made him crash the thread into genwar ditches. >>56742944
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Bipedal Pokémon. Quadruped Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly patrician trainers should try to choose Pokemon that does both
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>>56744412
You missed to read the rest of the post
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>>56744394
>Derails
Enough about the guy refusing to answer that Smaurott question and instead focused on semanticsfagging and shitflinging about pedantic bullshit.
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>>56744426
I read it, but it was demonstrably referring to the wrong guy, so I pointed it out.
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>Whattaboutism
yeah i think i broke him
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>asks about mental wellness
>spends over 100 posts showing it isn't intact
You got your answer, dearest SageChad.
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>>56744445
Sagefag doesn't exist yawntroonie
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>>56744448
I was honestly being sarcastic. I know yawnfag is here and I know he hates "sagefag".
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>>56742933
It would be under "kino dinosaur".
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>>56743225
Some deranged schizo spams the thread when his autistic obsession gets praised and often sages the threads just to have the final reply while flooding the thread with his shitty OC
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>>56744920
Not him but you sound like you're cross referencing two opposing people. You sure you identified them both accurately?
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>>56743976
isn't that a compliment on /vp/?



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