First for fuck eevee fags

>Inteleon with 24k damage
>Liquidation

>>57034953
Liquidation sucks ass man I'm not surprised.

>>57034848
Did the debunk Rapidash releasing in March?

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For the 2 fags that asked me about my stats on tsareena last thread
Tsareena needed those buffs, for 2 years she was useless and was barely played in master rank
And by barely I mean that for master rank rating of 4000-5000 I saw like 8 or less tsareenas every season
Even when fully stacked you couldn't 1v1 Azumarill, zacian, mimikyu, Lapras, etc.
And I'm talking about actual master rank pokemon, running into perish sing damage/defense Lapras build with perish song where he shits on me instantly while me with my 6 stacks, lvl30 items and triple queenly majesty can't even scratch 20% of its life
Or Azumarill with water blades shitting on me, or zacian insta killing me with his jiffy basic attacks
But lefeaon can sure as fuck run around with leaf blade and deal 80% life with it, or God forsake mimikyu with his mid map insta teleport to an opposite Mon and use his invincible I win button to deal 90% damage of an opposite Mon, Gyarados with his invincible overpowered ult, high hp, attack and defense or darkrai sleeping the entire enemy team

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>>57034962

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LAWL

>>57034987
>Even when fully stacked you couldn't 1v1 Azumarill, zacian, mimikyu, Lapras, etc.
And I'm talking about actual master rank pokemon, running into perish sing damage/defense Lapras build with perish song where he shits on me instantly while me with my 6 stacks, lvl30 items and triple queenly majesty can't even scratch 20% of its life
>Or Azumarill with water blades shitting on me, or zacian insta killing me with his jiffy basic attacks
Looks like my assumption of you being actually bad at the pokemon was correct after all because you have no idea what moves to use and when despite having over 1900k games on her (provided that picture is yours)
Out of the pokemon you've listed the only ones that can and could pose a problem to Tsareena is Gyarados, Leafeon and Darkrai; everyone else Tsareena very comfortably counters, ESPECIALLY Lapras

intensely passionate eyes... tender creamy thighs...

>>57034962
That's literally the date in the files, there's nothing to debunk. People are just hard coping.

>>57035072
>>57034962
>rapidash not coming 'til march
Then what's in January?
Nothing?

>>57035099
Maybe some of the Chinese stuff is coming to Global on that month?

>>57035019
>Anon doesn't know what a build is
Son, I've been playing this game almost since release and I've seen many different builds
Yes Lapras is not a problem for tsareena, but there's some builds that can actively counter you because they're made to specifically counter physical pkmn, etc.
Yesterday I had a game with an opposite mr.mime whose entire build and playstyle wass not to engage directly, but to make you chase him by running around with float stone, and pushing and blocking you, even with tsareenas double trop kick I couldn't get in cause he also had that item that slows you down if it hits you, and had aeos cookie or whatever that item that increases health is (yeah I don't remember the names, I'm returning to unite after 3 months of not playing)
Yes it's easy for me to kill him if he's close, and easy to not chase him
My point is that dome builds simply counter you cause you can't shoot shit
Yes I can wait for his cooldowns, ive been playing the sex cat for the past month and I can't just jump in full Rambo
But sometimes you can't kill shit fast enough
Like with tsareena before this patch
Sure you can't have a min that can do everything but
Come on
Which meta mon can't do everything? You have lefeaon, Gyarados, mimikyu, Darkrai, etc.
What's one more mon that's not even that strong AND requires the highest skill in the game?

>>57035153
You overcomplicate things. Git gud.

Hey gotta get ready for work ggs yall and thanks

>>57035634
Yeah I'm going too, ggs
Last game I got the empty minimap bug again though, if I (S) seemed lost that's why

>>57035072
Well i guess well get the secret legendary for pokemon day first

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>tsareena dominating every match
Feels good, but I'm just waiting for TiMi to break her legs and leave in an even worse state than she was pre-nerf like they often do.

>>57035099
nope, they never said we'd get monthly mons, just that they'd be more frequently than before (which was every 2-3 months)

>>57035648
It kept clipping out the corners of my map too

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>>57034848
How the fuck am I supposed to climb when I keep getting niggers like this on my team?

These match making changes aren't enough. I don't want these niggers on my team pre masters either and it's looking like they'll still be on your team in masters too. HOW THE FUCK DO I RANK AWAY FROM THEM IF THEY'RE GONNA BE IN MY TEAMS UNTIL I'M FAR ABOVE 1600?

These game needs to fucking die

>>57034987
>Tsareena and Gardevoir in the top 2
Are you me?

>>57035992
They can fix matchmaking, but they can't fix the players lmao.

>>57036008
The Match making isn't fixed you fucking retard. This is a bandaid that doesn't even start to work until high masters.

>>57035648
>>57035830
I haven't seen this but I'm getting a bug where the map itself just despawns at random and the mons are walking in a black void

>>57035992
Um excuse me incel but we don’t say the N word here unless it ends in a or ‘as and only if you’re Black or Black adjacent

>>57036116
Chill, dude. Go watch a movie or something: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2222259/

when does the free pokemon gift refresh?

>>57035790
They had the excuse of developi g the chinese version on the side. Whats the excuse now?

>>57035436
He can't. That is why he praised Tsareena for getting a unnecessary buff. So when the Queen of Cunts ends up getting nerfs
>57035019
>57035153
He will bitch and cry about it since he can't learn how to play a balance mom without being spoon feed buffs.
>>57035704
That is exactly what is going to happen to my Vensaur. Because of the giga drain buffs, pretty sure timi will nerf it even worse and go after Venusaur Unite damage for shits and giggles after Nerfing Solarbeam for no reason.

>>57036539
>mom
mon. Fucking auto correct.

>>57034848
How do I claim the free 10 daily holiday balls? I used 10 because it said we get 10 everyday but never saw another 10.

>>57036822
When the daily reset happens

>>57036849
>>57036822
Must be on the Tyranitar Selection, NOT the Mewtwo one.

>>57034848
Lapras battle pass , did they make it shorter than normal? It looks nice , the human clothes are kinda too pink though

>>57036859
Thank but that sucks.

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>>57035992
>comfey main

I am getting retarded Ninetales today

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>Get a backcapping Pikachu in my ranked match that never helps with objectives
>Lose
>Wait 2 minutes and queue again
>Same guy on my team anyway
>he picks Blissey and does the same shit
>Lose
>Wait 2 minutes and queue again
>Bot match
>Close game

This playerbase is so irredeemably dogshit no amount of matchmaking fuckery can save it.

Found a bug with Inteleon. If you use fell stinger to graple to a wall and then press the base button while Fell stinger is recharging, you can use Fell Stinger to return to the same place where you grapple/anchored before.
This is fucking broken during Fug/Objectives when hiding with Snipershot. It is not as threatening with liquidation.

>>57036254
why do they need an excuse? deal with it fag

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Has anybody else experienced a bug where your map is blank the entire match? From start to finish, couldn't see my teammates, enemies, farm, or objectives without manually scrolling every single time.

>>57030386
>>57030386
>>57030386
HOW THE FUCK DO I TURN THIS OFF? IT KEEPS ASKING EVERY FUCKING MATCH. WHY IS THIS GAME SO FUXKING DOG SHIT???

Do not Shadow Sneak or Ult a Darkrai Nightmare target as a Mimikyu.
You get sent out of bounds.

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>>57037402

>>57037241
Are you SwampertBolso?

>>57037472
I've clicked that multiple times and it's not working.

>>57037472
It still pops up all the time.

stop losing :)

>>57030386
THATS SO COOL. i think they should add a second popup if you click no that goes "umm pretty please? pretty please pretty please? we'll even give you five item enhancers!"

>>57037507
>>57037514
oof. the only thing left to do is to buy up all the rank up cards in shop and use them up
this patch is buggy as shit right now so just wait a bit while they fix everything

>>57037549
Throw in a 1 day coin booster card and you've got yourself a deal

>>57037507
Press cancel, not x.
Yes, it's retarded.

Any gaymers?

>>57038213
Nah, I'm going to bed.
Maybe tomorrow.

>>57038213
I'm at work sorry.

>>57038278
match making is horrible. literally had all vets in my promo match to masters

What if to help balance out the amount of Pokémon of each gen they added all 4 genies into the game.

>>57039174
They’re all stupid and hideous abominations to look at

>>57039174
God, no.
They're ugly as fuck and I've been seeing three of them everywhere in my comp matches for over a decade.
Their mustached visages are burned into my retinas for all eternity.

>>57039174
As someone who wants more Gen 5 mons in the game this would be the biggest slap in the face possible

>>57039174
fuck that just give me meloetta
as well as the other mythicals of gen 5
they're the only ones worth bothering with other mons from that gen would work too similarly to other mons we already have

>>57039467
actually scratch that there is scolipede
and lilligant (but i think shes a mob i dont play quick battles at all (tinkaton is a special mob and is more popular shes a exception )
maybe volcorona but i feel it may be too close to delphox and ho-oh mixed

I honestly wouldn't mind landorus therian at all

I hate this Snowball map since it first showed up and I hate it even now.

>>57037253
They arent working on anything? Arent they chinks?

Regardless there will be a mon on Pokemon day

>5:30
>Zacian Fully Charges Ult and kills me, a Goodra
>For no reason, I've never interacted with him once, in this match.
>He seems to target me specifically after this when in group fights
And that was my Masters promotion match

>29 battles, 62% WR current
Could've been better

The climb this season has been so fucking shit this time my team always has the jackass that wanders around doing fuck all and it's almost always the fucking defender.

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>have 47% WR
>still able to reach master rank 1600
i thought you faggots said sub-50 losers couldn't climb

>>57040009
You shouldn't be able if you're a bad player. Maybe the match making change didn't do anything.

>lock support
>retard on team picks 2nd support
>lose due to missing defender or low overall team damage
sick of this shit.

>>57040784
learn to play multiple roles and characters.

>Backcapping Buzzwole
>The slowest least-mobile character ever

>>57039174
as long as I get to pick the therians to play as

>>57040873
you're right. the 2nd support really should do that.

>>57040784
2 support can be some of the most destructive shit out there, but it really depends on which 2
sounds like you got some Comfey Psyduck shit

>Hyper Voice vs Mobile Speedsters
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
>3 Losses after getting 1200

>>57040921
this attitude is why you and many others struggle playing a one pony trick mon isn't going to save you

>>57034848
I tried letting the match making take longer but all that happens is I'm sent to fucking Asian servers and have a second of lag. I don't mind waiting longer for better matches but I'm not willing to play in different regions.

If the game dies then the game dies. This shit should have been fixed years ago. I don't care if too many people left now for it to work properly.

>>57040994
OCE server? we don't start playing until late-afternoon to night-time
the population is too small for there to be anyone playing in the morning

>>57041014
Idk I got sent to an Asian server just now.

>>57041018
if it's morning for you right now
there's no one playing unite
come back later

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>3pm on a saturday
>game literally cannot find enough players in all of north america to make a match

>>57041079
Bro. I keep getting all ultras and vets when I was ultra or getting sent to Asian server.

I thought match making was fixed?

why does the game shadowban me from matchmaking for 30 minutes just for losing 2-3 matches in a row?

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>>57041125
The West doesn't play this shit game anymore so they either throw us into moonrune land or bot matches in a pathetic attempt to keep us playing.

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I'm going to take a break. Keep getting all Ultras on my team. Bunch of dumb fuck teams where everyone is lower rated than me, then stealing my jungle, and pinging me when I won't suicide into the enemy. This match making needs to work sooner because it doesn't seem to be working yet for me.

Right now for me, it isn't worth playing with this shitty match making system if I have to slog all the way up the ladder just to enjoy having competent teammates.

>>57041364
IDK, I didn't play last season so I had to climb from vet. And that was a terrible experience. I'm honestly wondering if one extra bandaid would be to start from masters every season if you're above 1200 at the end. Playing with poor players where the good match making isn't working yet is fucking hell, and I would bet most players have left because of the effects of this current match making.

It's fucking lame that I have to climb through elo hell with shitty players but now that I'm in masters, my games are still SATURATED with lower rated players still. I have a bad feeling that this will last until you're well above 1600 but climbing with shitty team mates could take a very long time and for what? To be placed back amongst them again in a few weeks and have to start the climb out of garbage again?

>enemy team assrapes us all game
>24 KOs to our pathetic 11
>lose every single objective and almost every single goal before the 5 minute mark
>RNG allows us to steal Ray at the last possible second
>instantly win the game
if i was on the enemy team i'd be seething so fucking hard at this retarded bullshit.

I sure do love an all-rounder teammate who cowers away from every interaction and is hiding farther back than our attackers

another razor leaf owl another loss
always on my team

Dynamic Punch or Submission?

>>57041785
depends on enemy

>get one of those ultra rare games where nobody on the team picks an attacker
>just randomly pick from the attacker tab and land on an eevee
>easiest most boring game imaginable, don't have to put any thought into it
every time I forget just how fucking retardedly simple it is to win with these baby things

>razor leaf owl, flaillax AND outrage dnite on my team
what the FUCK did I do to deserve this??

>>57041893
Your mmr

>come back
>Mime and Wiggly nerfed
>Sab gets the lamest buff ever
Supportbros...

Why'd they even bother buffing ANYTHING on Cram other than making him live longer

>in the lead
>15 seconds left
>enemy has just respawned
>literally ZERO fucking reason to ever lose
>let's rip fug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these past few days have had some of the worst matchers I've ever had across the entire game's lifespan

I am so sick of sub 50 duos/trios on my team like please just send them all to bot games so they can feel like they're doing something, but don't make human players suffer.

>>57042173
Don't worry, we will eventually get the 500 points matches from China server which will fix the Ray problem because winning will be based on which team that is scoring the best instead of the wait and flip for Ray that we have now.

>>57042199
>flips Ray
>gets anywhere from 60-100% of the points needed to win
t-totally

>watch enemy darkrai put teammate in unite
>teammate comes out at near full health
how do some people even breath

team goes top objective lose game
team goes top objective lose game
team goes top objective lose game
team goes top objective lose game
team goes top objective lose game
team goes bottom objective win game
team goes top objective lose game
team goes top objective lose game
team goes top objective lose game

>>57042424
>play top lane so SOMEONE can rotate down
>rotate to bottom lane for regi
>rest of the the team rotates top
There's no winning here.
Doesn't matter how much TiMi tweaks the matchmaking, this entire playerbase is unsalvageable.

Huh... maybe it's just me but I think the matchmaking did improved. I reached masters with 10 wins. Could have been 8 but I lost one time.

>>57042463
the matchmaking doesn't even apply until then, you're just on a blessed season
every season will randomly decide how much it wants to fuck you over and that's what you get for the entire season

The simple fact that masters can be matched with ultras at all means there was no change to matchmaking, or at least not one they were talking about

I win a game.
I lose a game.
Repeat x1000.

>>57042467
It literally doesn't even start to work at masters

>>57042479
Ok now imagine what happens when you're 1500 and matched with 1200s

>top laner
>engages in pointless fights when no objective is up, spams pings at you for farming then goes to farm when an objective is up
>is still in top at 2:10 dying
>ragequits
this is just about every single fucking teammate I have had this season, not to mention Comfeys without Exp. Share that actively leech you of Exp the entire match so you're at a disadvantage
the matchmaking was made WORSE

>>57042535
What happens? This is how it's always been

>>57042567
>that actively leech you of Exp the entire match so you're at a disadvantage
So many fucking useless supports running damage items instead of exp share. Then wonder why no one wants to lane with them

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*enters your team*

>>57034848
I sure do love having to climb through the filth that is Vet and Ultra to make it to masters. Only to be rewarded with every masters game being filled with all Ultra players and not even the good ones. This match making is shit.

Why is this game so boring and formulaic
its like Im playing with bots 95% of the time

>>57041079
this game is dead
only chinks in actual china plays Moba

>>57042817
ironic considering nintendo's ISP in china is shutting down support for unite.

>return to base
>hear the derank sound
It's always something with these devs lmao.

I'm encountering a suspiciously high amount of players using mons for the first time on my team, even in 1300+

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she's all i want for christmas...

are the holiday skins worth buying at 50% off in the deal shop?

>>57042935
Probably the free license boxes to blame.

>>57034848
This game is a iteral chinese spyware

Why are you all so fucking lazy to score?
i swear to god these dumbfucks are bots
this is not a kill kill kill game

>Blastoise on my team pushes the enemy Regieleki into our tier 1 goal
Maybe it was a mistake, it happe-
>He pushes the second one into our tier 2 as well
I wish reporting people actually did anything.

How's everyone's climb so far this season?
Me? Psh, I don't mean to brag, but, I've played 41 matches and I'm at Ultra 3 with 0 pips!

>>57043706
I've been taking things slowly. I have 13 matches in ranked and at 1230 elo

Is Muscle Band good for Blastoise with the Boosted Autos lowering his Cooldown?

>>57043706
I'm so sick of this season man, it's always the same dumbfuck assholes on my side while the enemy is always coordinated, I'm so fucking sick of this climb.

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I've been playing since September and I'm currently playing the snow quick matches... Why is everyone on my team just doing random shit and getting a score of ~25 when I get 100+? Opponents do the same thing most of the time. At first I thought I was getting matched with bots, but I've received a few friend request from those matches.
Is it always like this?

>>57043689
Blastoise players use to be pretty reliably good players they’re all idiots now dunno where the good ones moved on to

>>57045002
Use uniteapi.dev/ to check for bots.

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>>57045307
Thanks. Will do.

>>57044337
Answered my own question,
honestly, he's pretty fun

>metafags everywhere

>enemy mewtwo just rams his head against our lane and refuses to go back and jungle
>dies every time and ends up being a lower level than the useless pupitar that is me
Weird seeing that kinda shit from the enemy team.

Legit I think the only way they can save the game is by bringing the features from the Chinese version as quickly to global, if tinkaton doesn't increase the player count it over

Gg nj and yura good games, got work tomorrow, need to sleep.

>>57046010
Ggs man thanks for playing, nice call on the rip there Y thanks for the games too I’m gonna take a break

>>57046043
>>57046010
Ye night night y'all

>Dragapult Jungler
>Phantom force Fag
>0 KOs throughout the match
>Backcaps

>>57046342
>backcaps
what else can you do when your team is shit?

CrisHeroes says that Attacker is currently the worst Class in the game. Is that true? I feel like there's at least like 6 that can put in work and each class has it's bad mons, they just stick out less because they just out-and-out have less mons.

>>57046570
He’s a fag and full of shit. They aren’t all good but the ones that are, are great and dictate and win games

>>57046570
depends on your perspective, attackers are more consistently good but the other classes are all a lot more liable to be broken (which is why attackers rarely break the game like other classes and it took MMY to really do so)
so yes it's the worst class in that the best mons aren't attackers but it's not the worst class as a whole

Yeah...I still main talongflame every match

>>57046570
I've felt that way for a long while. All rounders are basically attackers but with more bulk. Attackers are often too frail to do anything.

>>57046570
>>57046590
>>57046627
Here's a thought experiment for you.

Name your 3 favorite characters to play.
Now name 3 attackers. Would you rather dive/1v1 one of those attackers or A speedster/All Rounder?

>>57046570
how can you even stand listening to him with that accent
jessus christ
he knows shit, dont listen to him

>>57046570
He's an asswipe.
Lots of Attackers are pretty damn good.

>>57046570
Nah he's just being a fag as usual. Remember this is the same retard that pretends that sableye is some toxic insta win pick.

For solo queue auto attacking attacker is arguably the best for climbing, anyone that can dictate the flow of the match by forcing a flip or having the damage to wipe teams solo is invaluable. Sure you can get 5 man stuns with a defender or play a perfect game of support but without a team(attacker/all rounder) to capitalize on that it's useless

>>57046822
That isn’t a fair comparison the game isn’t 1v1 simulator and i would rather dive just about damn anything other a9

Has anyone ever seen scizor do good?

>>57046984
Put it against a physical team

>>57046984
Against all melee physical attackers with no stuns, yes.

>>57047011
I feel like literally anything would work in this hypothetical dream scenario tho

>>57046984
only if the team it's against is full of retards

>darkrai umbreon ninetales every match
>psyduck tsareena blissey mewtwo y miraidon every other match

Can someone explain to me how Darkrai works? I just seem to die without being able to do anything or see anything.

>>57047147
uses Dark Void and the next hit lands on you puts you to sleep for about 1 second. WHile you're asleep in its vicinity you take DoT. After that it gets access to a long-ranged boosted auto. If it picked Nasty Plot, it gets a low cooldown dash that also greatly boosts the damage of the next auto it hits, so Dark Void->Auto->Nasty Plot away x2->Boosted Auto is pretty devastating. If it picked Dark Pulse, it guts and incredibly long range burst move where it'll pop up in a set area of 5 possible positions twice. The first time it'll retreat again while invulnerable, the second time the move ends. When it uses its Ult on you it traps you in a little cuck dimension where you're treated as always asleep (and thus are always taking chip damage).

They should have given Calm mind to Espeon and Stored Power gets a 50%+ damage effect

>>57034848
I'm in masters. Can I please stop getting ultras on my team? can I please stop getting sub 1200 players on my team?

I'm in masters. When is the new Match Making supposed to take effect?

>>57047249
1600

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>lose
>forced bot match
>win
>forced bot match

>arcanine missing
>lopunny missing
>mismagius missing
this game is shit.

>get slowbro ulted
>then mimikyu ulted
>then tsareena ulted
>then finally darkrai ulted
I feel personally attacked.

>>57047573
If this happens to me my team will automatically lose over 80% of the time.

>>57047573
seems like automated chinese bot behavior tbhwy

>>57047573
mods send a charizard ult to this man's house

>>57047573
Look at the bright side. At least your teammates can clean up after you're dead since they just blew all of their big tools.

>>57047620
>teammates
lol

I'm in masters and I can't notice a single fucking difference to the Match making changes. Going to quit this fucking game. I'm sick of losing because I have retards on my team.

>>57047632
(You) are the only constant. Git gud.

>>57047649
Stfu before I slap your nuts

>>57034848
Cool. If my jungler is ultra terrible I don't even get my 2nd ability and can't even jungle invade. Sure do love being matched with inferior players without being able to tell how fucking awful they are.

>>57046570
>Attacker is currently the worst Class in the game.
I bet he's an Eevolution main lmao

I would only pick a Speedster if it was Gallade

I hate this game for shafting Indeedee and Audino and turning them to exp npc mobs

they could have been my support mains tbhwy

>>57047752
but we already have psyduck for support

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>>57047752
i know how you feel. miltank would've made a good support too.

>afk
>afk
>scope lens gardevoir
>adc comfey
I'm going insane

>Pick one of my mains
>Try really hard, kill enemies, score points, claim objectives, all that good shit
>Lose because teammates blow all their ults at 2:40 and then die at fug
>Fuck it
>Pick Sableye (never played it before)
>Max movespeed emblem set
>Charging Charm, Float Stone, Score Shield
>Fluffy tail because I didn't have time to switch and it defaulted to that for some reason
>Fuck around all match doing whatever I want
>Win despite me basically being a useless nuisance
My existence does not matter, I fucking hate Ultra.

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I WOULD LIKE TO NOT SEE THAT MESSAGE AGAIN TODAY PLEASE

>>57046570
>>57046627
Guys I main the owl and yesterday I kept shooting arrows Left and right through the enemy team's assholes it's just that every decent attacker needs a competent defender for CC and someone to front line every broken pokemon was almost always a speedster with a fuck ton of burst and mobility or an all rounder cockroach that refuses to die no matter how hard you step on it.

>>57047573
Are you having fun yet

Sincerely, timi

did you guys buy any of the holowears from the holiday sale shop? are they worth buying?

>>57048448
There's good sets there but I'm saving gems for later.

All things considering I am seeing much higher game quality.

>>57042448
It's because these faggots playing unite are the same faggots that play the main line games and main line game players are already retarded they can't play any game genres that's not pokemon without losing a billion times over because of their late stage brain retardation kicking in, that player base is fucked you basically have to play your character and your teammates character to win the shitty match and in the end no matter how hard you carry these roaches they will find their way to the envitable sewer streak of loss at the two minute mark.

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I just learned that Tinkaton's Thief significantly speeds up the recharge rate of her boosted auto attacks whenever she hits an enemy player with it.
>For 7 secs, she can do over 10k with boosted autos, then after a 1.5 sec wait and she can do it again
No wonder she doesn't have a crit chance, because she can do a ton of damage.

>>57048804
A Tinkaton of damage

Is mew hard to main?

>>57048932
not really, it's not that complicated and is probably the safest attacker out there

>>57048932
Yes if you don't know what you're doing you will be completely ineffective.

>>57048932
More skill than the average attacker since you have to know when to switch your moves for which situation, but in the right hands it's very annoying.

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api meta updated, zacian on top of everything again for whatever reason

>>57049298
timmies learned that metal claw is fucking busted

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>>57049298
I love how the buff to Inteleon made its winrate plummet. There's zero point to using liquidation in its current state and in this meta.

>>57049298
>CHADlinks back on top after people stopped stubbornly spamming the nerfed Iron Head+No Retreat combo and instead pivoted to the still good Iron Head+Beat Up

>>57049298
Zacian is the anti all-rounder all-rounder and we're in an all-rounder meta

>>57048932
lawl

>>57049944
I don't think zacian has good match ups into other all rounders. Especially since all of the nerfs. Before the nerfs zacian lost to
>Scizor, Buzz, Aegis, Charizard(with ult), Dragonite, Garchomp, Tyranitar, Mimikyu, and Mewtwo X

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>have a huge lead
>wipe out four enemies at fug
>unfortunately i couldn't stop the enemy greninja from getting fug while we were dealing with the other guys, but we killed him before he could go anywhere, so none of the respawning enemies will have shields
>great, we just need to guard our shit
>me and owl up top tier 2 while three teammates are on bottom tier 1
>owl and i stop a kill the goodra coming up top, but it takes a while cuz he's fully healing off all my little falinks dudes
>in that time the three guys below somehow die to a lone gyarados 3v1 and he scores 100
>go back to base to jump down to our bottom tier 2
>owl -also- jumps down instead of staying up top
>now the cinderace can score up top for free
>lose the game off of that

I am become the supporttranny

>every other team i've faced for the past few days has had both a pikachu and a ninetales, making diving damn near impossible
I just wanna play my funny brawler mons, is that too much ot ask?

>>57050917
Machamp is your champ

>See Zacian at the top of the WR, decide to try it out
>First game was a pretty bad loss, still got 9 kills
>Second game had a Mime up my ass and scored 17 kills and 13 assists
ah

>>57050940
Having a pocket does wonders

BIG FLOPPA IN THE HOUSE

>>57050908
supportchads win again!

>>57047475
>volcarona missing
I can't believe you cucks pay for this shit chink ass game

>>57034848
I hate getting lower rated players on my team. They're so bad in so many ways they don't even understand all of the ways they make us more likely to lose.

From champ selection. Taking too long to farm, trying to farm the same area, not showing up on time, not responding when there's a fight near, breaking goals too early or by too little, I just hate them so much and this stupid game won't give me better teams. WHY ARE ULTRAS IN MY MASTERS GAMES?

>I score an 86 on the Top Goal and retreat back
>20 seconds left
>I'm a goodra with full Health and Ult ready
>Two goals, we are 4 points ahead of them
>I take bottom and my team is still recovering from their Bottom Goal siege
>A lapras, a Mew and a Glaceon roll up to Bottom
>I take out the mew very easily, just the Glaceon and Lapras left
>I'm fine and healthy, I just need my team to protect the Top
>................
>ALL 4 OF THEM JUMPED DOWN TO BOTTOM!
>A Gyarados scores his 100 while my espeon slowly runs up there
>8 KOs as a Goodra with 3 Attackers
>They each had 1 - 2 KOs
I wasn't even trying to Kill Steal, they just couldn't kill anyone.

why is rayquaza shiny all of a sudden? is it just a cosmetic thing or does it affect gameplay?

>>57051726
cosmetic

>>57051726
Because anime

>>57051188

big faggot is more like it

>15 seconds left
>enemy just ripped fug and got it
>watch our glaceon with full ice stacks walk away from our goal as the enemy with half a shield approaches it uncontested
>end up winning the game by a single point
you got lucky this time eeveefag

I don't know if I'm just getting lucky or if the matchmaking changes are finally hitting me but I am getting smooth games
and I know how much it'll hurt when it's taken away from me

>>57052421
Definitely just fortunate, every one of my matches feels like fighting for your life

>>57047752
What does Audino do that isn't already done by Blissey/Clefable we already too many pink blob healers.

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alright anons which one of you is this

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>enemy team has three squishy immobile attackers, a trick hoopa, and a zoroark
>we have tons of stuns, should be easy
>lose the fug fight, wonder why
>wait, we had a talonflame?

>leave 3 teammates with an enemy at 5% health to make sure enemy ADC doesnt rip
>they all die to that one enemy
fucking how

alolan raichu is in the files after rapidash

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>>57052851
source: your ass

>>57052878
ElStinko

>>57052851
Proof or Tsareena breaks into your house and Triple-Axel's your skull clean off.

>>57052894
she can triple axel these nuts

>>57052421
>lost one time to an unlucky flip
>go on lose streak
ahh yup there it is nothing changed
you lose once therefore you're a shitter and belong with the dredges of the earth

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>>57052878
>>57052851
Huh.

Im starting to get why this game is pay to win

>>57052641
Tencent Chinese bots tbhwy

>>57051726
Regular Rayquaza will be playable on Pokémon Day.

>>57052991
Not the worst choice, could be an interesting attacker with surge surfer, maybe speedster but I can't see it with melee autos.

>>57052991
>Panic Parade: Alolan Edition
>Protect Alolan Raichu!

I feel like Zacian's never really gonna be "balanced" because they'll always be making changes to it with the context of it having one less item slot than every other mon due to brand synergy or whatever

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>>57034848
This is fucking insane. There should be a warning when someone on your team is this bad so that you don't let them take jungle.

>>57053238
that's a way better player than my average teammate

>>57053238
where'd you get this picture of me?

So are they ever going to unfuck Charizard? I'd take the ult getting blocked by unstoppable again over the sad state it's in now.

>>57034848
Is the improved match making working for anyone? What differences can you notice?

I wish this playerbase would collectively kill themselves.

>>57053441
it works until you lose your first match of the day then it goes back to how it was before

>Will give you this reward if you Link your game to your Nintendo account
>having a Nintendo account
>Will give you this reward if you play with a friend

why do chinese spyware games always do this?

>222k damage on darkrai
I have become cancer

>>57053636
what beats Darkrai?

>>57053638
Darkrai

>playing aegislash
>chasing enemy backline with autos
>all of a sudden the funny sword teleports through a wall to an enemy far out of my auto range and the attacker escapes
never seen that one before

>>57053638
Disable Psyduck.

>>57053638
Safeguard Blissey and Disable Psyduck can at least slow it down.

>>57053638
An Eevee (its ability prevents it from sleeping)

>enemy team is sableye, volt tackle pikachu, fire spin delphox, psyshock espeon and imprison chandelure
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME MOVE

>>57053638
Safeguard. Just had an incredibly cocky enemy owl do whatever it pleased just because he had a safeguard blissey on his team.

>>57053814
>>57053636
Does Darkrai unite auto kill whoever it hits? I never see anyone come back out of there alive.

>>57053856
Not auto-kill, but it does a lot of damage over time and Darkrai can still use its moves on you to wear you down even further.
So unless you're a hunky-chunk self-sustaning defender or Darkrai has low enough health that you can kill it before it kills you you're probably not gonna make it out alive.

I see Scizor on my team, and a wave of relief washes over me. I relax in my seat knowing that the match is already lost, and that I do not need to try.

>>57053638
>what beats Darkrai?

Trannies and faggots.

This match making is fucking terrible. I'm noticing no difference at all.

>>57053345
It's not that bad anon, you desperately need to stack to get a taste of the damage you used to do. And since your stacking might as well play fire punch and flare blitz because they scale better. Just come to terms that the flamethrower is a dead move.

>>57053896
>OBESED

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>>57054479
>tfw i read that as 'OBESE'

>>57052878
>>57052851
>>57052991
>This is how they're going to add female Pikachu

>>57054479
Ok, fine the meta slaves leafeoshit, dudrio and Psyduck happy now shut the fuck up.

>>57054630
*Psycuck
FTFY

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Quick! I need to complete the "Play as a Support 0/10 times" bullshit

Which one should I go for, who is the best support?
I only have one free choice

>>57054634
Everyone but Sableye, go for Healers

>>57054634
Sableye

>>57054634
May as well pick Wiggly.

>>57054634
pick clefable and only go draining kiss

>>57054634
>best support?
Probably Clefable, Hoopa, or Blissey. Hoopa is the hardest to play of those 3.

>>57054634
Clefable seems to be the only "turn off your brain follow someone or your team and heal" type of healer

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HAH!
You guys have to go to work and/or school!

>Get Slept by Darkrai
>Wake up
>Immediately get slept again
>Wake up
>Die in one hit
And that's just at level 4

tf is with this game man
>game 1
good teammates but theres a graphical glitch that effected me the whole game playing at like 8fps

>game 2
nothing goes wrong besides shitty teammates
and lag spike at a critical moment which could have turned the game around

game 3 i at least won
but the last two drained me

What's the most fun mon of each class to you?

>>57056055
>All-Arounder
Tied bwtween Azu and Falinks
>Speedster
Dodrio
>Attacker
Duraludon
>Defender
Greedent. If that doesn't count then Lapras
>Supporter
Tied between Psyduck and Hoopa (TrickBall set only, being a warp whore all game is fucking boring even if it's optimal)

>>57056055
>attacker
Cram
>defender
Mamo and Greedent
>all-rounder
Tsareena
>speedster
Dodrio
>support
Psyduck and pre-nerf Sableye.

>>57056055
Sableye

>>57056055
Mr.Mime

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>Clefable, you're a support
No...
>Draining Kiss + Follow Me
I'm All-Rounder..

>>57056055
>Attacker
Venusaur
>All Rounder
Azumarill
>Defender
Slowbro
>Speedster
Leafeon and Meowscarada
>Supporter
Eldegoss

>>57053869
>>57053856
>>57053896
https://youtube.com/shorts/FNiKm8pn1Q0?si=tttnn2XrD-H3ZyZE

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>>57054156
you're playing a different game entirely, punch is ass in this all-rounder meta you're just boldly slamming into other melee characters that just hit back harder
if you're gonna Zard at least give yourself the rotate fast and ability to kite with thrower's speed buff

>>57034848
Ultras should not be allowed to que into masters matches. Especially if both duo members are ultra and one is not masters.

I am SICK of these retards losing their lanes and pinging me when they have no idea how the game works. Fuck off and go play in ultra.

This meta is so cringe and there’s more busted stuff than ever just make every match draft at this point to weed out at least some of the psyduck darkrai tsareena umbreon a9 shit every single match

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>Rock Helmet Focus Band Potion Pikachu for Masters promo match

Impressive that the managed to blow that one. I kinda messed up my unite move also though

>>57057476
>Won despite that
Thank the fucking lord
>Got to Masters in 31 games with a 65% WR
This is my worst season in a while, yeesh. Let's see if those matchmaking improvement actually do shit in Masters.

>>57057562
>Let's see if those matchmaking improvement actually do shit in Masters.
The won't, lol.

>>57057578
>>57057562
>>57057476
It doesn't do shit because most of my matches are filled with ultras

Alright Y I’m out for now ggs nice carrying

>EXP Share Azumarill, no Attack Weight
What the actual fuck

depressing game

>>57056055
>Attacker
Mew
>All Rounder
Urshifu/Metagross
>Defender
Blastoise
>Speedster
Gengar
>Supporter
Clefable

I wish they would put another tier so to complete the 6
maybe like Saboteur, someone that's more focused on status/trap inducing.

>>57057608
Ye np

>>57058171
>someone that's more focused on status/trap inducing.
Feint Attack Sableye :)

>>57034848
This is a pay to win game

>30 games in Master
>0 draft games
Lol. What's the point?

>>57058286
there is only so much a level 1 held item can get you

you have to pay

>>57058286
It isn’t pay to win but they heavily encourage holowear sales by making Pokemon with current holowear busted like a9 shitting out ice and screen effects all over the place on stupidly low cooldowns right now

>>57056639
To be fair all the metasloppers dropped Charizard after the gutting and all that's left playing Charizard are Timmies.
And even back then Charizard will still lose to any all-rounder without his ult. Just adjust your playstyle into spamming stuns.

>>57058286
boost medallions cost money

I'm still flabbergasted that they cut Zard's burn damage in half, that's like his whole thing.
He can't do shit, now.

This game is a flop
its not profitable

>>57058930
If only it was good...

>>57058897
That's what happens when you a unite move that instant kills.

>>57058897
It's fucking retarded, another victim of a Pokémon becoming worse than before it ever got a buff.

>>57034848
Can I please stop getting ultras on my team?

What is the fucking point of climbing to masters if I'm always getting ultras

Why the fuck was I getting vets on my team when I was in ultra?

Why can't I just be paired with and against people my own rating? This matching is so fucking awful.

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>>57059083
No, more Eeveeshitters that don't have a pulse & the sweatiest cumslut tryhards on the other team

MONEY PLEASE

>charizard fags crying
Kys instead

my girl and i sweaty tryharding all night...

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>20+ hours to go

>>57056451
I have been playing owl this whole time with a fucking gold badge and I didn't know it can counter darkshit, fuck I have been playing owl the wrong way this whole time, nooooooooo.

>>57054633
Thank you anon.

dakrai is balanced in a sense that he's completely useless against a safeguard blissey and utterly busted otherwise so it's not going to get nerfed :)

Finally reached Master, it only took 81 matches.
So many teammates were terrible I'm gonna cry

>>57059556
>Finally reached Master, it only took 81 matches.

Fuck last season I reached master 1600 with 100~120 matches.

>Got a team full of moon rune/chicken scratches name
>Got an obvious bot Machoke that follows me every time even at death and steals my jungle
>Instant lose

This greedy pay to win game is so dead

>>57059666
The West has fallen. Millions must cry.

>>57059352
Razor leaf has always been strong as fuck and I'm worried the defense buffs are making people catch onto it more so it'll get nerfed at some point.

>>57059540
Dark void will get nerfed soon enough and they'll also try to make shadow claw good which is impossible by just changing damage numbers or cooldown.

Ffs sake here I was singing praises about the new matchmaking then they hit me with this. The worse part is that they're a duo

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>>57060042
Forgot pic

>>57060047
eeveefags

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I can't wait for today to end so I can play Tinkaton and do this to all the Eeveefags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or2fAOOFOfY

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Want I want for Christmas is the removal of Eeveelutions

>>57060261
I want Ogerpon, a Groudon/Kyogre anniversary, Ribombee, and Forretress.