Yaaaas!! it’s time to pop OFF in the /vr/ Super Smash Bros. General thread!!! strictly for the OGs: N64 Smash and Melee! Your fave enby is here to serve piping hot takes on the only Smash games that matter. N64’s janky hitboxes? Peak retro soul. Melee’s wavedash tech and Fox main sweatlords? Literal art. Spam your unfiltered rants about why Kirby’s up-B is broken, why Hyrule Temple is a war crime, or how you got bodied by some Falcon combo in 2003 and still cry about it. Post your crusty CRT setups, flex those GameCube controller calluses, and let’s argue if Puff is cheap or just iconic. No Ultimate zoomies, no casuals, keep it raw, keep it /vr/, and tell me why your main’s the GOAT or I’m yeeting you into FD’s void!
>brawl screenshotI'm brapping this thread, with NO survivors.*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>12005573subspace emissary is based
>>12005582>subspace emissaryNot retro.
>>12005652There is an ongoing thread about the Halo Master Chief Collection: >>12003451 and a chinkheld general too >>11996341 And yet, we still can't have a Retro Super Smash Bros. General.
Any of this can be discussed in another board, we do not need a dedicated thread at all times.
>>12005680/ssbg/ on /vg/ is dead as fuck. It only shows up when there's a big tournament for everyone to gossip about their e-celebs.
>>12005669>remake>machines for retro gamesBoth allowed on /vr/, through admittedly unspoken rulings that the jannies should make clearer by putting that in the rules.Making a thread about a 2008, original Wii game isn't allowed.
>>12005570pretty gay post OP. congrats
>>12005703Agreed. This is one of the gayest threads I've ever seen. OP do you have a triforce tattoo perchance?
>>12005698A 2008 Wii game isn't allowed, but a 2014 Xbox One game is. A 2006 Nintendo console isn't allowed, but a 2025 handheld is. Makes sense, right?
>>12005712The Steam Deck is also allowed too >>11990482 but when discussing emulation, you can mention Wii's Virtual Console, but not Brawl.OP should have posted a Melee screenshot; now the autistic faggots are getting upset.
>>12005570>yaaas!!>pop OFFKill yourself at your earliest convenience.
>>12005570>Yas >Pooped off>Not retroDie die die
>>12005834>Die die dieReaper? That's not retro, hun.
Okay, I am going to give the bussy sniffing OP one chance to prove he wants actual conversation. What are the essential skills you need to get started with Smash 64? What techniques should you practice, what's a good starter character, etc.
>>12005712>2014 Xbox One gameIt's a collection of remakes of retro games. Remakes are allowed.>a 2025 handheldIntended for playing retro games, and only allowed to be discussed in the context of using it to play retro games.
>wii gameover before it started
>>12005669>>12005712there's been a handheld general since 2013, check the archives if you don't believe me. maybe seethe less
>>12005868No answer to this. Who woulda thunk it?
>>12005582>movie game with an ooc as fuck cast>basedIf this OP wasn't a "culture phenomenon" topic, this would get instantly deleted on spot for low quality (or the image getting deleted as a remedy)
My main in my kid era: LinkMy main in my teenage/tryhard era: FoxMy main(s) in my adult/experienced era: Ness, Yoshi
>>12005683Can vouch this.The /vg/ general is dead because (asides the fact the scene is in turmoil and there's no new game to jerk over) some frogposting twat keeps duplicating posts and responding to idiots that fall for it and mods gave up on trying to keep the discussion free of shitposting.Instead, in one thread, they exposed that the autist is deranged samefaggot that tried to replace the general with one focused on the new game with him samefagging the entire thread with noone absolutely not caring about the stream event for the current game.The faggot eventually got more productive and made a twitter account (with the ESAM w*jak) that reports on the current corruption that's happening on the competitive Smash scene. Sounds good? Unfortunately, the asshole still comes back to the general to do the same routune shit.As a result, the prominent posters either stuck to the hellhole that is /v/ or joined up with the furfags that are bunkering at the multiplayer board.This was possibly a result of all the attempted seizure by discordfaggots failing, so a bore retard came and just simply shat the place up. Similar shit has happened to places like the Mega Man general where some ugly /dbs/-/sthg/ hybrid of a shitter spammed the same so hard, nobody uses /vg/ for a couple of years until later.
>>12005868If you want to compete, Dream Land is the only legal stage. Get good at platform movement. Remember that you can shield drop the easiest in this game since there's no spotdodging. Practice L-cancelling, platform cancelling, and your character's combos (since most of them have zero-to-deaths), as well as your recovery strats since edgeguarding is very powerful due to most recoveries being trash. Unlike the other games, shorthopping is analogue, so get good at doing it with the control stick.https://www.ssbwiki.com/Short_hop#Super_Smash_Bros.Kirby is a great starter character.
>>12005570>no casualsFuck that. Casual smash is best smash.
>>12006458got two lines in before i stopped caringget a job
>>12006858ADHD smash zoomer
Falcon BUMP!!!
>>12006458So now OP wants to bring that drama here?
>>12005570>Your fave enby is hereI puked and shat a little reading this.
>>12006459thanks
>>12007493ThisKill this thread NOW
>>12007493samecan't believe no one else pointed it out yet
>>12007643C'mon, who would keep reading after the yaas and pop off?
bumpie
>>12006458>>12005683Oh, man, I had the misfortune of coming across one of those threads and the frog spam was probably the least cancerous thing about that boring e-celeb suck off. It seems those threads finally fizzled out. Its nice to see something put out of its misery.
>>12008781It's so dead, they don't have a thread up even though a big tournament is happening right now.
>>12007087that's nice dear
smashie gud, frens.
