4-incher EditionScreen Utility - https://shauninman.com/utils/screens/Handheld Comparison - https://retrocatalog.com/Google chart - https://tinyurl com (slash) AllHandheldshas anyone asked my question before? - https://4search.neocities.org/vrCompare handheld sizes - https://retrosizer.com/Handy Handheld info - https://handhelds.wikilast thread>>12388382
EXPLODING HANDHELDS COMING NEAR YOU
>>12393137
>>12393136>sitting at a desktop playing video gamesYou do know game controllers exist? I game on the couch while emulating on PC
@40XXH guy, how do you like the dpad for platformers
Guess we're not helping a fellow anon get his Odin 3, huh? Anon doesn't always deliver, this site sure ain't what it used to be. :/
CURRENT YEAR OF OUR LORD STILL THE BESTEST
>>12393150>playing game
>>12393153put it on affirm nigga
Bung.. chi bon bah. Buh.. bAh. Bum bum. bah.. che. dah chi bum da mum de bum... Chi.. do-do-da-de... WANK THAT -lady- DONG!
>>12393153I can transfer some $$$, just post your credit card details so I know what to send to
>>12393168Milhouse ahh "meme"
>>12393168Put your trip on so I can filter you, spic.
>>12393147Fine. I still have my original gameboy advance SP so yeah if I try them one after another you do feel there's a difference but it's by no means a deal breaker. Never have I had a "man this controller is keeping me from doing what I wanna do this fucking sucks" moment.>>12393146I recommend anyone who feels like they need an expensive handheld to make sure they have a comfy couch setup they can connect to the PC first, chances are that it will provide you so much more fun than the novelty of playing Playstation 2 on a handheld.
>>12393193Just add dong to the word filters
>>12393187>>12393193Thor Sisters how do we stop this genocide against our kind!? They have been discriminating against us with subtle "memes" (they are literally Milhouse OMG) such as pic related. This makes it so much harder to dilate.They destroy us, and erase us from existence when they mock our dire wait, our transition from Performative Gaymers to Performative Waiters... How do we stop this intolerance?!WANKDONG SISTERS UNITE!WE ARE THE WANKERS! UNITED WE STAND!
Seriously what's the point of joystick rgb lights? Who the fuck likes having a glowing spinning rainbow distracting you from what's on screen?
I dunno guys, every time I see the word Thor I think of the marvel movies and they are really bad even for capeslop standards. It's hard to take these comments seriously
>>12393208I keep it on 1% with my favorite color.It's unnecessary and idk who'd use it at 100% with rainbow lights but its fine that the option is there for kids who like it.
>>12393210what's her favorite handheld?
Should I buy a purple Thor? I was thinking about buying the rainbow (because I like the regular new 3ds over the XL one) but I'm worried about hinge failures.
>>12393229If you're worried about hinge failures definitely do not get a transparent shell version. Transparent plastic is thinner and more prone to breakage. Get black.
It's always a nice treat to see Russ's humble bulge when he does the pocketability test on his shorts
>>123931374 inches is proportionally big when you're Russ' height.
>>12393237I was checking at it seems like it's the one with less reports of hinge failures, similar to the RP flip 2 (probably just a cope because they sold less units)
>>12393254It's just because far less people bought it.Rainbow is the best seller so of course it'll have the most reports.You can look up translucent plastic for yourself and draw your own conclusions but if the device is going to eventually give out, the transparent model will give out sooner than a black or rainbow under normal circumstances.
>>12393232> Thor Sister> Transitioning Xher Thorr AlreadyI am so proud of us, Sisters!! Sadly most of us are still Wankers (WankDung waiting), but it is a great chance to Perform our best Stunning and Brave demeanour, do not despair! Stay hopefull!
>>12393208Performative photoshoots.
I enjoy my analogue pocket very much, but I'm also thinking on buying a trimui brick, for when I'm going to get dirty at work.Or is there a better option?
>>12393241>If my desktop computer was my primary emulator I would never play a single videogame in my life. I use my PC to work from home and through the years I've grown to enjoy being away from it more and more. My RP5 has been my main machine for a while since I can use it to play PS2 at my own pace since its sleep mode is so good. I've been playing Persona 3 for weeks before bed, I couldn't do that shit on a PC because then it does feel like the second job Persona 3 actually is.I sympathize with the feeling of desk-gaming feeling like work which is why when emulating from the computer you should still play on the fucking couch. Still a clear/work entertainment separation with a comfy classic retro gaming feeling without having to double on high end hardware(one of them of dubious chinese quality and battery bound)
>34xx sp>bored with gba>wonderswan had a similar screen ratiowelp, time to learn japanese
>>12393285A bunch of translations at CDRomance (RetroTransGroom.com)
>>12393232Erase the play button and every word after "transitioned," please.
>>12393282Someone post AVGN's >this is play, this is work
>>12393282quit trying to tell people how to enjoy games. You're not going to change anyone's mind on how they like to enjoy games, especially not in a handheld general, where obviously most of us prefer to play on a handheld.
>>12393303>quit trying to tell people how to enjoy games.Anon that's literally what everyone here spends half the thread doing, including you.
>>12393285Some digimon games where officially translated to English.
Are there any decent chinkheld NES emulators that have a good screen and D-pad? All I want to play is the full collection of NES/Famicom games. I don't need to be able to put stuff on/take stuff off the device as long as it has a complete romset and a decent set of controls. Surely something like this must exist, right?
A handheld for cute girls (male)
>>12393326Thor because it's unattainable just like your womanhood
>>12393325No but you can just make your own one.
>>12393308I don't, and you could have a mind of your own and not just follow along what everyone else does.
>>12393325Retroid pocket classic, there are probably cheaper options but the screen and D-pad of the pocket classic are great.
>>12393325Funnily enough you'd think those 500-in-1 famiclone makers would have done that, but none did
>>12393335Individualism is performative, all you hairless apes are the same. Go to work, cry about boomer, consoom product, enable government, eat hot chip, and lie.
A handheld that never ships
>>12393390
>>12393403 BAZZITE!
>>12393390>>12393403>>12393409An anon that replies to himself all day throughout the thread.
List the last 5 games you played on your handheld. Be honest, not performativeMe?- castlevania sotn- link's awakening- ocarina of time- pokemon red- resident evil 135XX H btw
>>12393542Only just got the thor so for me I'm currently playing through Resident Evil GC
>>12393542>Be honest, not performativeYou first.
>>12393553Nice edit
>>12393542Banjo kazooieRondo of bloodChrono triggerSecret of Mana Croc
>>12393150not enough ass
How will the fact that AI is slurping up all the RAM affect the chinaheld market?
>>12393648RK3566 will never run out of stock
>>12393542Tales of EterniaCastlevania: Circle of the MoonLuminous Arc 2Castlevania: the AdventureTwisted Metal 3Luminous Arc on the Magicx40, rest on the RG34XX SP.
>>12393542- Final Fantasy VII- Mega Man X- Mega Man 1- Super Mario Wonder- Legend of ZeldaYes, it's a switch I have for my kids.I'm only ITT researching chinkhelds so I can play my rom collection on the toilet
>>12393542Tales of RebirthDeedlit in Wonder LabyrinthDouble Dragon (NES)
>>12393326RP2S
>>12393542>Playing games>EverThese devices are collectibles to display
>>12394002I don't personally approve.
To the gamehub guy from earlier who thought only indieshit works, it's not retro but there's also Metal Wolf Chaos and some Falcom like Trails in the Sky and Ys 6 which run great.
no bullshit200 dollarsperfect ps2/gc emulationwhat are my options
>>12394002>800 dollar phone with a 50 dollar controller okay man whatever
>>12394057>perfect ps2 emulationNot android that's for sure
>>12394059Meanwhile y'alls buyin $850+ in chinkhelds because you're never happy with what you've got, oof
>>12394070I have a 40 dollar handheld that I have probably played more things on than your phone bruh
I got my Thor today. What do I do with it now?
>>12394104cum on it to establish dominance
>buying a gaming phone
>>12393542telefang speed editionmedievilsummon night: swordcraft storysonic adventuremedabots rokusho
>>12393210i'm going to rape you b*ym*der faggot
>>123935422 handhelds and I am not lying only a bit more than an hour of emeralda game I played a billion timesand I stopped because for some reason my save state got lost so I lost everythingI think I like the idea of handheld more than playing them
>>12393542Rengoku 2Dungeon maker (psp)GTA: SAsummon night: swordcraft storyPokemon TCGMini zero 28
>>12393542i'm playing though tales of phantasia gba.this is the first game i play on it. i got it recently.
>My DS Pico hasn't moved in China since Monday
>>12393210same, those movies ruined norse mythology for me
>>12393542Fate/Stay NightColin McRae Rally 2.0Stardew ValleyPokemon Heart & SoulMario Tennis Power Tourbrick
>>12394203My condolences.
>>12394104Put it in your ass
>>12394287already done it
>>12394289I'm going to require some evidence.
>>12394283>Fate/Stay NightKeep it vidya, faggot.
>>12393542Mario Land 1Wario Land 1Gold MinerSonic ManiaCastlevania (NES)RG ARC
>>12394289How's the ass-feel of the Thor?
dead thread...dead hobby...just use your phone like a normal person
>>12393542Diablo 3Soma BringerMonster Hunter Portable 3rdDJ MAX Portable 2Dragon Marked for DeathAll played on a Thor pro.
>>12393542Modded Fallout 3Kingdoms of AmalurRune Factory 3 SpecialTest Drive Unlimited 2Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
>>12394335We need guangdong and performative posts to keep the thread alive. /hhg/ is nothing without the shitposter.
I've been playing Gitaroo Man on my RG477V. The 60ms input delay is really a pain in the dick.
I didn't know Ayn manufactured in Dongguan. I've been there for work and likely will be there again in April.
Last time I was there we said we just wanted normal food and they took us to a hot pot place inside a shopping centre. The buffet tables faced out towards the main walkway and along with typical fish, beef and veggies there was shit like pigs brain. Nice place though.
>>12394323i like the rough texture, feels nice on the skin.
If you say you didn't play at least one pokemon game on your chinkheld, you're lying.
>>12394393I have my GBA and DS and 3DS for Pokemon.Why would I ever play it on a chinkheld?
>>12394394Fast forward, save states, shaders, romhacks
>>12394401>Don't give a shit>Don't give a shit>Don't give a shit because it looks native already>I can play romhacks on my flashcarts or luma patches
>>12394401All of those things? Performative.
>>12394379>will be there again in April.perfect, you can pick up everyone's Thors
>>12394142>Pic rela still causes massive seethe >Posts the average chinkheld shillGEG!>>12394156>ACKyn>Homosexual fantasies Checks out
>>12394283>ShartrioKeep it vidya, tendie>>12394301>Reddit spacingAs expected from a backseat janny
>>12394401All those? Required to enjoy shartmon
AW MAN! ITS CHINESE NEW YEAR! POWKIDDY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!>ALMIGHTY GUAN YIN, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME THE POWKIDDY CEO'S NUGGET BABY!>AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO!>LORD GUAN YIN! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE POWKIDDY'S SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER!>HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM POWCHADDY!>ALRIGHT LORD GUAN, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN HIS ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM POWKIDDY'S SMEGMA AND SHIT! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE MAX ZHOU BONE CANCER!>MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL LORD GUAN!>WOW POWKIDDY, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH?>OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE THE NEW HEATSINKS WE'RE USING! HAHAHAHA!>MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER MEAT BUNS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF GUTTER OIL! A TRUE CHINESE BANQUET! BON APPETITE POWKIDDY!>MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW MAX AND MY WORKERS ARE STILL IN THE CHINK SWEATSHOP, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE OUR ONE COMPOTENT EMPLOYEE! AHA! HE'S PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE!>MYMMHHH! SO GOOD POWKIDDY YOUR DRY CUM IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM!!!>THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS INSIDE POWKIDDY! A CUM SHIT MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP!>WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE!>FART ON ME POWKIDDY, YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY! AWWW MAN I CAN SMELL THOSE MEAT BUNS NOW!>IS THAT… A LITTLE NUGGET OF KIDDY SHIT? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST CHINK EVER!
>>12394421>Always the same pic
>>12394353>Monster Hunter Portable 3rdBased
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFT2LDWu0P8It's up
>>12393542>Tales of phantasia PSP> Gate of thunder > Puchi carat>Goemon the missing golden pipe>Yokai watchCurrently using my RP5 and mini zero 28
Friendly reminder handhelds are supposed to be pocketableHave a nice day
>>12394561If a handheld isn't pocketable build a bigger pocket
I have no pockets.
>>12393542Ratatouille GBAHarry Potter Chamber of Secrets GBCFire Emblem GBAAdvance WarsSnatcher
>>12394523based dweeb shitting on the ps vita's mediocre library
>>12394590Didn't know All Stars Racing Transformed was on it, the Vita is redeemed.Vita3k can't play it, of course.
Looking to hack and pack my 3ds xl after anons in the Ecco thread said the 3d version was the way to go and the only way to get it is off the now defunct e-shop. I was wondering if any anons had a bestest or favorite guide on YT or anywhere for doing this. I previously hacked a Wii to load up old roms and GC games w some success but I think I used an old guide because I had to use a usb and memory card so I’d like to avoid following another guide that’s out of date/ more obtuse. Any help would be appreciated.
>>12394626>>>/vg/hbg/https://3ds.hacks.guide/
>>12394626Anon it might not be toggleable on the menu but that doesn't mean the genesis version doesn't also have invincibility and unlimited air cheats.No to mention, unlimited save states
>>12394669Back when I first got my og xbox modded (like 04 or 05) I had a genesis emu that was Ecco themed and the music was godlike. Tried playing it and not ashamed to admit got filtered hard. I genuinely want to give it a go in 3d but you’re right, they do have the cheats right from the get go but while I absolutely will use cheats and have no issue, I want to play it in 3d. Also they tell me the other M2 ports for things like outrun are godtier so I’m motivated by that and also have a console w all my favorite classics on one portable device, and it’s the only one I currently have.>>12394643Ty ill take a look see!
My comfort person and my comfort YouTube show :D
>>12394689This but Wickedgamer
>>12394643Any specific sd card brand you recommend? I was going to go 128gigs just to make sure I can load this thing up.
>>12394689This but yoshitendo
>>12394748This looked good: https://www.amazon.com/Hedgehog-microSDXC-Nintendo-Switch-MB-MD128SA-LC1/dp/B0DQX3136M/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?crid=2KBJ69Z6UOI4W&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.0iiW8e-TyimKU7ASw_o5i7aiKZhMfHSeJVHGUB-FArX067MU2djGX7C6Yv9xctsd6UDsG_B5tTl5OB-5mCLEiPaZl2AxAdYJ4cHTuY_07wZpF44UxKP2rSVW5GQu3q06BPkGXTX9j6SpQhL0VZjg_gZ5LtccjuJhvzq5ivC8WMAb2Dl6kyfClGx70CN4QQnZuNIOjhjtwfiaApocC4vzGA.3t-A8YcwEm0VqFijdZDIPloIVogovWwEKlqgA9n6PrA&dib_tag=se&keywords=Samsung+PRO+128GB&qid=1771424730&sprefix=samsung+pro+128gb%2Caps%2C190&sr=8-2 plus it has KnuckS on the cover or should I just go w: the Samsung pro endurance 128. Little more expensive but I just want the best experience.
>>12394748>>12394758Anything not fake will suffice, don't go beyond 128 or it'll hurt loading times.
>I got into this hobby>watched hundreds of youtube videos to choose a handheld>Ordered one>Started downloading roms for many consoles>Curated a rom library, and researched front ends, emulators, turnip drivers, and even how to make homebrew games because why not?>got tired of the hobby>Realized I don't even play games that much>Now I'm moving on to something else>The fucking handheld hasn't even arrived yet
>>12394761Word think I’ll go w the Knuckles one then it’s cheaper and has his logo so that’s cool. Ty for the help!
>>12394772But did you have fun tinkering with building the perfect library?
>>12393542Picross 2Super Castlevania IVQuackshotCastle of IllusionKing of Fighters ‘98V90S/RG Arc
>>12394782>downloading roms is "tinkering"
>>12394772I started by getting a cheap phone controller to see if I was going to actually like emulating on a handheld. I finished a lot of games before I ordered an actual handheld.You're the kind of guy everyone hates that buys all the equipment before even starting the hobby.>>12394792Average zoomer barely knows how to use a computer, there was "discourse" on twitter not long ago about how downloading from github and unzipping files was too hard.
Is MinUI the least performative CFW?
Thorsisters... I kneelGot mine yesterday and am playing through Samus Returns, which was straight up unplayable on my 2DSXL due to the shitty screens and horrible ghosting. The stutters from shader compilation are worth the trade off.
TechDweeb won.
I'm... I'm...I'M PERFOOOOOOORMING!
>>12394837Russ ain't gonna like those smudges
>>12394837That's too far into the game to be performative.
>>12394837hands must be distracting while playing on that
>>12393542You are not my real father, you cannot make me perform. But I will tell you because I want to, anyway. RG34XX-SP. Started flashing it in January. - Neo-Pocket: Dive Alert - Matt's Version10 minutes, what is this even. Went to sleep.- GBA: AladdinThe cover looks like the SNES game, played for an hour. It is a fateful port of the SNES game, it might be pixel perfect, who klnows. - GBA: Advance Wars Nostalgia from a 14yo roadtrip where I played it, alone on a Bus for a couple weeks in early 2000s. The tutorial is slow as fuck, and I remember it being like chess, whatevs, played for an hour. - Toziuha Night - Dracula's RevengeNot retro, but Portmaster and sheeeeit, been playing it for a week now or two... I would say a total of a couple hours, I am starting to like it enough to play it fully, straight. - GBA: Moemon Star Emerald Waifus galore, looks nice played for an hour this week, but I think I will go back to Pokemon Clover instead and play it straight through. - GBA: Pokemon Clover This one is the only one of the list I have played with the intention of finishing it, straight, but I had to transfer a save from RG280V... decided I better start all over again because it was left unplayed for almost a year. - NES: Bubble Bobble Played couch co-op for an hour with mi niece, using a Warrior Controller wired by USB-C to the RG34XXSP. An hour or more. - SNES: Pocky Rocky 2Same as Bubble Bobble. - PSP: Parodius Portable Japan A couple hours this year, I always confuse the Japanese title screens and end up playing different versions than Sexy Parodious (which I wanted to play) - TMNT - Shredders RevengeNot retro, but yes retro.A couple hours, another one I am playing with the intention of finishing, I guess this is the third or 4th serious game in the list, as in I was just not casually trialing it. - Gato RobotoSame as above- GBA: Castlevania Aria of SorrowSeriously playing it. About 10 hours this yearMy highschool game
>Legion go 2 price hiked>Switch 2 price hike rumors>PS6 delayed>steam deck all sold out (maybe permanently)>Steam cube delayedWith the way things are going I don't think handhelds will get any cheaper for at least 3 years. Do you guys think it's worth it just to bite the bullet and buy a chinkheld or even a PC handheld like the rog ally? It's a gamble, but I feel like the longer I wait the more things will get fucked especially with tariffs and war still on the horizon.
https://github.com/SapphireRhodonite/melonDS-android/releases/tag/0.6.0Retroachievements work in offline now
>>12394891Honestly I think at this point your best bet is to buy a RP6 or Odin 3 and just exclusively play retro games and low-end PC for the next few years
>>12394891Do you already own one or will you use it?
>>12394891Buy a thor max model with a grip and never look back
>>12394891Who knows bro. On the bright side, most actual good games came out a 10+ years ago, so you don't need much. A high spec chinkheld will serve you well especially since we can play more and more games on ARM via gamenative.Maxxed our Thor is good if you care about DS/3DS, otherwise the Odin 3 will probably have the longest legs.
>>12394891Yes. Thor is worthless.
>>12394909this, the only good modern games are indie games that can run on potato pcs
>>12394850>>12394868To be fair I'm not the biggest fan of the android thing to pull down to see battery and to close apps but I deal with it, and I wipe it down regularly.
>>12394921That's why the thor is best. You can just press the AYN button and see it on the second screen.
>>12394572The only reason to wear JNCOS is to carry your CRT console, not an oversized "HandHeld" like the StimDick.
>>12394909I wouldn't bet on any chinkheld when it comes to PC gayman. Linux support is still very premature and who knows when it will actually get good. It could be 5 years or 20. Like even right now there are old games that by all means should run, but don't. If you want PC gaming then get a used rog ally or steam deck (whenever they go back in stock).
>>12394891you can literally subsist off decades of retro games until this whole thing blows over. It's extremely unlikely you or anyone here has played 50% of the best retro games out there before you even have to touch the shittier games.
>>12394689This but Falling Up ASMRhttps://youtu.be/h14e41yRRs0?si=FVKKv05_JZ6AZtxe
>>12394973I play the only retro game that matters.
>>12394984tryhard af
>>12394772"Buh-da-buh-DAH! Bop... bop bah-dah-dah..."(Followed by)"Pop-ah-wack-ah-wack-ah-wack" WAAAANKDOOOOONG!
>>12394984>retro
>>12394984The most performative romhack.
Can someone recommend a good handheld that can play games from NES, Snes, gba, ps1 and megadrive?I don't care about them being super mega hyper graphical, I just need the handheld to run the games.
>>12394285as far as i played, is not a bad version.other than the translation being kinda rough at times and the colors being bright (typical of a gba game), it's a good port. the dub gives it soul, even though i'm playing an undub hack.the gameplay is there and there are no other compromises. you can even choose to have the snes distance based skill usage.
>>12395005I love you trimui smart anon
>>12395003rg28xx
>>12395003magicx mini zero 28
>>12394772ok I actually laughedthanks for funding my chinkhelds
>>12395003I don't think there's handhelds that can't anymore.Pick whatever you like
>>12394891The bubble is already about to burst. By the end of 2026 all the companies holding full production stocks of unused components will sell it a loss by 2027 in order to cut their losses short, because the hardware will be sitting unused being devalued in their whorehouses. Just like it happened with the GPUs and Cryptomining. Except this time AI will not take off the way these money laundering Military Industrial Complex cutouts expected it would. Plus China is not waiting for the fog to dissipate and are already building infrastructure to produce their own flash memory modules, for RAM and SSDs... so... I expect the contrary of your doom, I expect by 2027 we will have great devices at great prices and the prospect of a downward or at least stable prices. This is not Fukushima Reactor Devacle levels of memory shortages (back then it were HDDs drying up because manufacturers closed due to the Tsunami and had to rebuild). This is a manmade speculative bubble driven by Car Salesman sleazy levels of Military Industrial Complex / Banking Cartels RICO levels of Racketeering.
>>12395003miyoo flip
>>12394970LOL Ok, who will tell him?
>>12395005I played this on the gba back in the day with the english dub. It's soul and a good port. Snobs online just compare screenshots and make their decision on that. If you just play the gba version on its own there's nothing about it that stands out as bad.
>>12394970I'm reading Fate on my thor right now with gamehub lite.
>>12395003every handheld now can run those games, just pick one in the form factor you like
>>12395035>>12395003Just don't pick the Miyoo Mini Plus because despite being pretty competent with 2D games, 3D-ish GBA games suffer, and some PS1 games run too slow, others run too quick, like Tomb Raider 3.
>>12395003trimui smart.
>>12395003RG 35XX or RG 40XXAlternatively, Trimui smartSteer clear from clamshells as the hinges can't be trusted.If you wanna be a total cheapstake, R36S but I still think you would be much better off with a horizontal 35XX or 40XX.
>>12395003Ever since the Retroid 2S died, RG 35XX H has pretty much become the go to budget beginner handheld you can't go wrong with
>>12395030but my tiger fucking...i have played the snes version before. i mean to play every version of phantasia.
>>12395106I've still only finished the gba version back when I was a kid although I've played some of the snes and ps1 versions. I'm planning on playing through the recently released english patched psp version.
>>12395003Any Anbernic from the XX series.Many form factors to choose fromGreat Custom Firmware to choose from (MuOS wholeheartedly recommended) Budget friendly, and play EVERYTHING PSX downwards with SOME PSP and DREAMCAST on top like a cherry.Portmaster is also great for many retro and indie PC games, specially if you get a device with 2GB of RAM.
>>12395106Is this the only oficial release of phantasia outside of Japan?
>>12395189i believe there was an old ios version for iphone 3g or something.
>>12395189Yes. Every other version requires a fan translation to play in English.
>>12395219Yeah that's the only other version and its been discontinued and it required an online connection iirc
>>12395106>logos wasting valuable display space for no good reasonperformative artist
>>12395243>wasting display spacedoes he know?
>>12395243that "screen space" is just blank.unless you are a retard playing with the wrong aspect ratio.
>>12395248It looks like there are some unused pixels on the left. If there aren't, fair enough.
>>12395243gba logo is okay but still an unnecessary distraction but the trimui logo is incredibly cringe and performative, especially when the device itself already has it right there in your face.
>>12395269> Doesn't wear his TRUMUI t-shirt when emulating gayms in public.You are just a performative Trimuibro. Poser.
I just received my new Studio Speakers from Aliexpress. I ordered 9 days ago and just got them, straight from GuangDong manufacturer. How are Thor devices not being shipped, I do not get it.
>>12395270I don't play on trimui because I have money for real handhelds
>>12395275They might not be "brand" but they sound pretty good tho, much better than my LED TV's speakers, now I can hear the bass in my youtube videos. Not bad for under 70 bucks.
>>12395243>Pretending to be retardedPerformative jewtube watching autists really changed /vr/>>12395280>Changing the goalposts>Retroondittor
>>12395287why don't you post your handhelds instead of recycling the same images and webms from other people?
>>12395287has the performative buzzword trickled down to youtoobers?
>>12395275Guangdong Meimei?LEL
convince me not to buy an RP5 or RP4Pro
>enabling blargg ntsc mangles the aspect ratiowtff?? are my settings fucked or is that "normal"? what do, I'm trying to play final fantasy with comfy composite colors but the tiles are stretched to fat mexican mario
>>12395296RP6
>>12395302that costs like 90-150$ more than the afformentioned 'helds anon I am not made of moneyI also think the 6 is a meme I'd prefer the g2 but that is the same price
>>12395301you're mom is fat mario
>>12395296RP5's have a 70% of exploding and the RP4Pro have a 70% chance to have a shit screen
>>12395303You don't have a disposable income of at least 500 at month?
>>12395296Your home computer can emulate better than that. The games that would allow you to play are not the kind you are gonna be playing outside the house.
>>12395280Lemme guess, the Ayn Performathor?
You could get 2k disposable income a month, it wont fix you if you need to brag about your money.
>>12395308I like those odds>>12395310I don't want to spend 500 dollars on old hardware
>>12395296you are a retard if you buy retardoid.
>>12395321not an argument
>>12395032That's not a video game.
>>12395326hence "reading"
>>12395318Spend it on new hardware thenThe rg vita is the newest if the new
>>12395334chipset is old nice tryalso that dpad is atrocious
>>12395296Buy a Thor
>>12395342don't want hinge problems
>>12395289He's a poorfag third worlder. He has nothing.He just wishes that every device, especially the expensive ones have issues so he can feel good about missing out.
>>12395350sounds like you already made up your mind so just roll a dice for rp5 or rp4pro
>>12395252the screen is not perfectly centered, at least my unit.
>>12394561Friendly reminder to you too
>>12395325i mean, he is already retarded for even considering a retroid in the first place.
>>12395359You are literally talking to Retroid's Social Media Community Manager.
>>12394880I wonder what it feels like to make a whole post like this but then nobody cares
>>12395376This kills the stick
>>12395390kek that's the life of a tripfag.Then he'll remove the trip and do a shitpost so he doesn't sully his "rep"
>>12395392>using sticks
>>12395398It's the optimum way to play contraIt's not what the devs intended, it's what they could deliverHad they the chance to give the famicom or snes a controller with sticks, they would've.
>>12395392This is why clamshells are the best. Protect the stick and screen without any silly add-ons.
>>12394973You could but nobody wants to be stuck with only 30 games and thousands of shovelware.
>>12395406>thousands of shovelwareare you talking about steam?
was contemplating the 477m but this SHIT DOESNT EVEN HAVE ANALOG TRIGGERS
>>12395402sure bud
>>12395005>there are no other compromisesIt is quite literally the worst version and I'm surprised you don't know this
>>12395390>>12395394I do not expect to make friends or to people to responde, this is 4chan I comment and shitpost for my own pleasureYou must truly suffer from your validation anxiety, I hope you get better faggot.
>>12395409>analog triggerstf you playing?
projectionmaxing faggot
Techdweeb youtube videos on the Thor stay on during sex
My 35XX h was a god sent during the power outages that have been recently going on. I don't have much to compare it to but I found the battery surprisingly long lasting. Big thanks to the great Republic of China
>>12394772Sell it for a profit
>>12395441You're not getting any because you watch techdweeb
What games does this nigga even play
>>12395472us
>>12395472pokemon
>>12395472contra
>>12395472none lol
>>12395479but only the first screen
Whatever happend to Joey?
>>12395494he passed away
>>12395494Got suspended from Youtube for grooming kids with Chinese Gameboys in order to orally circumcise them.
god damn I hate trying to buy shitPart of me just wants a cheap handheld to play SNES/PS1 games.But then shit, I need to ensure it has a 3.5mm audio jack, I forget what faggots modern device-makers can be.I guess I also about screen size, build quality, and ergonomics so there goes another hundred bucks.Then the Orion 2 looks pretty nice. Pricey but not too bad. But if I'm already in the $400 range, maybe I should just go all-in for a Steam Deck.
Knobbros, our time is now
>>12395501We live in a society
>>12395510Can I control my Performative Levels with the crank?
>>12395508dont buy a flip 1 lol
>>12395508>16:9 devices for snes/ps1huh?
>>12395290>trickled downAnon...WE'RE the ones who are basically the last to get spammed with it. It's at least a few years old by now iirc and that's if it isn't even older. /v/ is always months or years behind zoomer lingo by the time they spam it everywhere else. Next we'll have people wondering if BBT is some hot new show that just came out.
>>12395301>enabling blargg ntsc mangles the aspect ratioWanna try that again in english, tranny?
>>12395415that is like saying "this gold bar is shit because it's the worst gold bar" but it's still a fucking gold bar and very valuable.
>>12395402>any sidescroller using sticks
>>12395543Your nostalgia blinds you
>>12395513We do live in a society where you cannot even make acquaintances with young boys to improve their lives with incredibly cool Chinese handhelds in exchange for something as simple as their foreskins, people act like it is sexual or something when in reality I barely get a boner while circumcising them. Plus I teach them how to cutomize their Launchers and how to properly take pictures of the handhelds, I basically give all of me for them, and in exchange I get vilified and suspended from youtube just because I am not a cool chad like Epstein or a Traditional Conservative Family Man (TM) like Howard Lutnik. The kids are not even real humans, they are goyim, and I kill a chicken afterwards when I had to "neutralise" the one who tried to escape the ban. Ungrateful bastards, society is broken.
>>12395539Enabling Blargg's NTSC filter in retroarch stretches the image horizontally, Nigger.
>>12395545Correct that is the entire reason I'm here, nothing in modern gaming has shone brightly enough to outshine my nostalgia.
>>12395527you know he is gonna use the wrong aspect ratio anyways. so may as well go full retarded.
>>12395527well yeah that's the thing, I start thinking I might want to watch movies or play ps2 games also.now I have indecision
>>12395472Hades
>>12395527>>12395554Nah, I am just not triggered by black bars on the side. Not sure why anyone ever cares about that shit.
>>12395556Geta thor. you can have a screen that plays movies and a square screen for 4:3 games.you can even just play the games on top and watch shit on the bottom.
>>12395559they paid for the whole screen, and they intend to use it!
>>12395559Real gamers don't actually care which is why we play on our phones. In fact sometimes it's better because if I don't have my controller on me I can just put the buttons on the unused screen space.
>>12395559>I don't play gamesWe know.
>>12395549>using the filters instead of the shadersYou can even set the filter in the core settings if oyu wanted to but never use the filter section in the video tab lol
>>12395560Christ alive, is this what ADHDfags are like? Fucking grim.
>>12395562this is such a retarded comment that I can't tell if it's genuine or satire
>>12395562lmao.phones are unironically more fucked because they all have punch holes and cut corners.
>>12395564That's the thing, the core option stretches the image disregarding other output settings.
>>12395571Something is up with your settings. Take screenshots. I'll help ya out and I won't even use a trip to do so.
>>12395568>punch holes and cut corners>several cm from even 16:9 contentlmao
>>12395510What the hell does the knob do? Also>most 3D games>55-60 frames on PSPMy fucking sides, they're so brutally honest about their own product.
>>12395494He trooned too close to the sun
>>12395508RG 40XXDon't be an idiot
>>12395575>gc and ps2 with 21:9 widescreen hack>holes get in the way
>>12395563I play games too much, that's why I don't know anything about this whole chink retro handheld market.Stretching 4:3 to 16:9 looks retarded, no emulator I've ever used (and I've been using emulators on PC since 1997) defaults to this, meaning you have to go in and actually muck with settings.
>>12395573The only change is toggling "Blargg NTSC Filter" in core options.But my retroarch settings are fucked from a preinstalled dajisho setup I deleted so that's probably it. There's also other weird behaviour like snes being stretched to 16:9 and cropped to 4:3 by default lol
>>12395582This
>>12395591up is wrong AR.
>>12395591>>12395573I also found this, dunno how relevant this is for RAhttps://github.com/punesemu/puNES/issues/202I'm honestly content with running just a crt shader but thanks for the help anon
>>12395596there's 8 pixels of mask overscan on both verticals to account for loading (default core option)
/our guy/ is backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuxcP44Yfe0
>>12395612Grab your Foreskins and Smegma guys! Groomer Trans Chasing GOD is back!FUCK YEAH!Here come the tentacle fingers!
>>12395612ISRAEL
>>12395617seethe harder raped faggot
>>12395585wide screen hacks are garbage for fake gamers.its one thing if tis an actual good patch that keeps the 2d/ui elements 4:3 but none of them do that, everything is stretched and it looks like shit.
>>12395591>frontendwell that's your problem. This why once again i'll say frontends are performative garbage that just makes your experience worse for the sake of a fancy kiosk menu. The frontends forced settings are probably overwriting the ini or some shit when you boot up a game.
>>12395612
>>12395641not different from native widescreen support anyway. they stretch the hud too.it wasn't until ps360 that games started to ship with proper 16:9 support.
>>12395416That’s abuse. Look at that poor dog. Also what are everyone’s thoughts on Analog pocket?
>>12395651That's why ya don't play in widescreen for retro
>>12395652just about any chinkheld vertical is a better deal than it unless you must be performative and use carts
>>12395287Can we get some vids of actual gameplay?
>>12395657Heard it can damage the carts label but maybe that’s been fixed? They are sleek looking that’s why I asked but I’m just curious. I just ordered everything needed to hack and load up the 3ds I have that some anon earlier was nice enough to link the how to guide.
>>12395625You promised you were leaving for good Chewey, why must you torture us so?Why must you pester us with your mangled penis fingers?Why must endure your commercial propaganda and manufacturer extortion operation?
>>12395612hii chewey
>>12395698This is 4chan but you should still go outside.
>>12395661Can you stop being a performative faggot?
>>12395617Is this a youtuber?I get the feeling his opinion on ergonomics has more weight than most.
>>12395705not until you chew off my foreskin!
>>12395612LOLGlad this leaf faggot is getting his channel rekt.
>>12395728ohnonono jewey glad you could respond to the evil chud in the 40 minutes jewtube gave you
>>12395670Not sure how it could've been fixed outside of revisions with later batches. As far as I've seen there have been no design changes.
>>12395728TOP FUKKEN KEK!! xDDDTirelessly berefting foreskins off children, like a madman vampire, without a single care for Youtube terms of service, a true warrior of Smegma. The last true brave man!I hope when he comes back in 5 days he sacrifices a non-human (goy) NPC kid to Molloch to drive the point across.Chewey will not yield to Youtubes antisismic policies.
>>12395612>>12395728
>>12395685cry harder gaped faggot
Is it a meme or does this guy actually do stuff worse than have dirty nails? I swear this place has devolved into drama and meme spam that I'm too old to follow in a pretty short amount of time.
>>12395731LOL I am glad I managed to leave a comment for him, advising him to seek help to tend to his fingers illness. I hope he saw it, but I fear he was too busy in this thread to pay attention to us, his real fans. >>12395745Why tho? My videos are not getting banned, nor am I getting a second strike in a 10 day span, leaving me at one strike to lose my Children Abduction and Manufacturer Extortion operation. I would seethe, but I am not Chewey "The Epstein of Foreskin" Whinebergstein
>>12395612>>12395728>he thought he could post a review on Russ's website
>>12395747Nails? What nails tho?
>>12395747Some dude her has a weird fetish that's all
>>12395747It's just memes. The reality is that he broke down seething in the comments a while ago over someone making fun of trannies and has permanently branded himself a faggot.He's also an annoying leaf with a retarded voice.
>>12395760Is the fetish sucking every finger at hand until they dont have nails anymore?
>>12395612Aww jeez, where'd the video go?
>>12395760>>12395764Oh so it's just some obsessed faggot spamming the thread, thanks. I kind of figured but I wanted to give people the benefit of the doubt, I hope all this shitposting eventually dies down once dong-perform guy gets it out of his system.
>>12395741>>12395752>>12395776It's funny how I can tag multiple posts that are replying to the same post, knowing they are all from the same person.
>>12395764This is the short, troll-free version.There was a drama because a Designer of a new Handheld Launcher was once an edgy kid, so the usual suspects (tranny fascists) started a campaign to destroy his life.Joey, the drama thirsty faggot he is, reported on the Handheld Launcher debacle in one of his "news" videos, where a lot of people commented on how Trannies ruin everything, like they ruin the gaming industry in general. Joey started whiteknighting like a madman for the Trannies, he erased comments, banned users from posting, and ran a whole damage control operation against his actual viewers, the actual people who consume his videos and had a different opinion were deemed his enemies, banned. So obviously he attracted a lot drama and trolls to him.The most funny part was that the few militant, radical, PERFORMATIVE TRANNIES started commenting "I love you", "Marry me", "you are so brave jewey, we will fuck you anytime, you so brave and hot Ally Joey"... A week later non of his Tranny "fans" will even let him such their foreskins, they left him alone like the performative drama queens they are, whose fickle whims dictate their loyalty and their flimsy desires. He thought he had amassed a Harem of foreskin packing "Lady-boys", but all he got was his audience alienated and disgusted by him being so fucking PERFORMATIVE for the Trans Cancer that fucks everything up.
>>12395612>>12395728He's not coming back from this.
My Thor is still in Guangdong.
>>12395737Yea I just love the design over the chinkhelds but yeah, I wouldn’t risk it. They did release a “hack” or whatever for it tho where u can just add roms to it from what I understand so there’s that. I’ll stick w my 3ds.Speaking of, it’s not the new 3ds xl just the regular one. Does anyone know its limits like, can it do psx? I’m guessing no.
>>12395784Why'd you turn off your trip to post this?
>>12395787Mine too, 6 days now, stupid cny
>>12395780You have been emulating lots of Detective Pikachu lately, Chrischan?
>>12395790Nah not even the n3ds can do ps1 well. When it comes to emulation on the 3ds, it caps out at the 16bit gen pretty much. Forget about the n64 emulator or anything else you see. None of it performs well enough to be worth the time.Honestly I don't even like snes and genesis on it because the screen res makes it too blurry unless you play at a 1:1 aspect ratio, which is why I got into chinkhelds to begin with.
>>12395780Work on fixing your youtube, joey
>>12395612Why
>>12395796Notice how you have to resort to weird memespeak cope any time you get outed.
>>12395784That's why you don't get into drama if all you're supposed to be doing is talk about retro shit (hint hint)
>>12395787>>12395794Implying it was even shipped.They are making last minute changes to the few devices they will ship, but it is reported the big majority of them will not be shipped nor manufactured, the company is about to declare bankruptcy because of the rise in component prices, and probably refund those customers who used credit cards only. I have it from a good source that the company issued a bunch of fake tracking numbers to save time while they decide how to do damage control, and cut their losses short. I reckon they will come back with new updated prices under a new company in a couple of months, it is just that they cannot operate at a loss with these new prices.
I think I miss my Retroid Pocket Flip 2.
>>12395787 BAZZITE!
>>12395784>There was a drama because a Designer of a new Handheld Launcher was once an edgy kidThe last racist messages of those faggots were less than half a year old.
>>12395814>I have it from a good source
>>12395820Did you mean to reply to a different post>>12395821>defending trannies
Hey everyone, Russ here. Make sure to grab your favorite drink and snack.Joey, I hope you’re comfortable, because we need to have a little heart to heart. I’ve spent years perfecting the art of the deep dive, obsessing over integer scaling, and ensuring every chinkheld on Earth has a curated starter guide. I’ve built a definitive library of emulation knowledge, and frankly? The hobby isn't big enough for the both of us.I noticed your channel was gaining a bit too much traction, you've started to act like you're the big dog with your little weekly news blogs, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. Consider Joey’s Retro Handhelds officially 'archived.' I'm the one that shut the whole thing down. You see, YouTube is my territory. I’m the one who decides which screens have the best viewing angles and which buttons feel 'mushy.' You were out here defending trannies. I’m out here building an empire of reviews and custom frontend videos.Don't worry, Joey. You can still watch my videos to see how it’s actually done. But as for your channel? It didn't meet my quality standards.And as always, thank you for watching.
Joey is a good sport, he didn't deserve this
>>12395821> OH NOES!! HOW WILL I EVER DILATE NOW!?
>>12395829My name is Christopher "Jesus Sonichu Goku" Chan(dler) and I approve of this massage.
>>12395839>>12395827>defending racists
>>12395829>You were out here defending trannies. I’m out here building an empire of reviews and custom frontend videos.
>>12395829>>12395843Watch what you say or he will cut you with his nails, applying a poison status effect with the nail dirt that infects your wounds as he slashes you
>>12395853Okay you're clearly 12 years old, fuck off.
>>12395829>>12395851did you outsource your schizo ramblings to grok?
>>12395850Racists build society. Trannies tear society down.
>>12395850> Not giving a fuck about someones freespeech = Defending or agreeing with themSure ladyboy. You realise this is 4chan, right? No one will clutch their foreskins for edgy humour.Stop being such a Performative Moralistic Twat.
>>12395829>Russ is here
>>12395853KEK
>>12395858Performative reply, Trooney.
>>12395815And why did you get rid of it?
>>12395872It was attached to my foreskin when Jewey chewed it off. I did not even get a ride back home on his van.
For ppsspp only what is the most cheap one?Please reply
>>12395850You have to go back
>>12395864You realize this site has a board for trannies, right?>muh edgy humorClassic nazi tactic, call it "humor" except you are being serious
>>12395881It also has a board for politics. What's your point?
>>12395881Tranny Fascists again:> 4chan is all mine, there is a whole board for us, but WE MUST DICTATE OUR OWN PERSONAL DISTORTED (WIDELELY REJECTED) MORALITY UPON THE REST OF THE BOARD.Performative deluded people who cannot even cope with their DNA.
>>12395876mangmi air x
Should I just start shitposting? Like is that the new /hhg/ meta?
>>12395896MOOOOOOOOODDDSSI dont like his tone Ruin his lifeplz
>>12395787My handheld in GuangdongIt's taking way too longI paid a hefty fineWhy cannot it be mine?My handheld in GuangdongThe chinks did me wrong
>>12395850No need, he's right.
>>12395864>>12395878>stop being so X>>12395891>nooo you can't tell me to stop being Y!!!
>>12395898 WAAAANKDOOOONG!
>>12395906basedrightoids love pedophile jews and will die to defend them
>>12395914> rightoids love pedophile jews and will die to defend themThen why are they attacking Chewey The Slayer of Foreskins?You are trapped in blue vs red, cannot even properly process reality. Your masters did well in dividing and conquering you in Left and Right, which means nothing at all.
>>12395872Because most of my time was spent playing GBA games so I figured I should just get something weaker but smaller and more pocketable and linux based. And while I love my Brick, now I'm getting urge to play PSP and PS2 and Wii on a handheld again...
>>12395918I hate israel and pedophiles, simple as
>>12395920>most of my time was spent playing GBA gamesI love my RF2's screen for GBA games, you get what you fucking deserve.
>>12395924Yet you seem to defend Jewey, who uses chinese gameboys as lure to catch boys and mutilate them... he does not even care if he bites too much foreskin and rips the whole penis off, because he loves creating more Trans Kids. Jewey is the literal DRACULA of Transexualism, he is creating an army, Handhelds were only an excuse to lure silly kids. Haven't you read Pinoccio?Jewey is the Ferry Man to Pleasure Island.
>>12395896I'm not going to buy a new handheld, what else is there to do?
>>12395930>a cute fox will never invite me to donkey tf islandIt's over, what should I play on my 35xx?
>>12395931talk about video games?
>>12395939discuss retro news?
>>12395947>retro>news
>>12395939Whoa whoa, slow down there buddy
>>12395328I just tried To Heart and it keeps crashing. Doukyousei also lags really badly in the intro, although is playable afterwards with infrequent crashing. Gamehub is still hit or miss with VNs which *should* run well since they are just PNGs and music.
>>12395556>watch movies
>>12395930>Jewey, who uses chinese gameboys as lure to catch boys and mutilate them... he does not even care if he bites too much foreskin and rips the whole penis off, because he loves creating more Trans Kids.You literally made that up
>>12395968>You literally made that upWell obviously he did, the real deal is way more extreme.
>>12393542Retroid pocket 3+- Lufia 2 (currently playing)- Lufia- FFVIa- FFVa- FFIV the after years
Oh shit my RG 35XX h arrives tomorrow or the next day but I just realized my PC doesn't have an SD card reader thingy, does that mean Im gonna be stuck with whatever games come preloaded until I buy a card reading thingy?
>>12395931You could talk about existing handhelds, nothing is forcing you to shit up the thread with garbage nonsense. >>12395960>which *should* run well sinceThis logic doesn't apply to Gamehub Lite. It runs PS3 tier games almost perfectly when it wants and chugs on RPGM games when it feels like. It just isn't consistent but if nothing else it's nice when it does work. For android it's just kind of a nice bonus I guess.
>>12395968I would never lie... in 4chan of all places>>12395970Pam Bondi said "The Whole System Would Collapse If We Released The Full Unredacted Jewey Files"
Anyone knows whether Koi Pond Simulator 2000 has been ported to Portmaster or otherwise into Retro Handhelds, specifically to RG-XX devices?
>>12395973yeah, but its not like the card is going to fail before you get a card reader
>>12396004Don't you dare slander The 'Nig like that.
Has Techdweeb ever been negative about a single handheld?
i recently got a gameboy advance sp and when i turn the sound on while playing a game it makes this high pitch whine sound, basically unplayable with sound. but when i turn the system on without a game in, it doesnt make this sound. anyone got an idea of what it could be and how much would it cost to fix?
>>12396010He was never negative except for holding YOUR hand, which is why he left you're moma
>>12396007I was being serious, don't they use Kioxia? So should be more reliable than the unbranded ones which come in R36S clones and whatever.Still worth getting a sandisk
>>12396010the anbernig ds
>>12396018The RG CubeXX I got came with an already corrupt unbranded oneThe RG40XXV also came with an unknown "brand" and a fake microsd logo
With how bad the reputation of clam hinges are shouldn't they seriously start sorting out the issue and use it as marketing("this one has a supermegaultra reinforced hinge!")Why can't they fix that when the original Advance SP got it right the first time decades ago?
http://www.gamernode.com/nintendo-defends-ds-lite-hinge-defect/https://www.gamegrin.com/articles/nintendo-ds-lite-broken-hinge-scenario/originalsisters...
>>12396047hinge lottery that has astronomically low chances of failure is a small price to pay for the best form factor.
>>12396014get better flashcards.if you are using actual games, then it may be worth recapping.
>>12396026Why would they bother when you fags buy it anyway?
>>12396047This happened to me. Twice. I have unironically had better luck with chinkhelds.
If the RG Vita Pro has a good Linux OS option, then I'm actually interested in it.
>>12396151You won't be, not at $120.
I still have my DS Lite, DSi and 3DS and the hinges are still immaculate.
>>12396153>pro>$120try $220
>>12396172Thing's completely DOA at $150 or above, I have to assume anbernic is not arrogant enough to send it to die.
>>12396179It will still sell like hot pockets
>>12396180No one wants a Vita, no nostalgia to be had.
>>12396185You're very wrong.
>>12395989The portmaster site has a search feature you know: https://portmaster.games/games.html
>>12396172Why the fuck would be that expensive? Anbernic has more powerful handhelds than it that cost less than $200.
>>12396195Stop feeding the tripfag. >>12396203While it won't cost that much, you can forget their old pricing when the RGDS was 100 bucks.
Magic X Two Dream waiting room
i do not use flashcarts, only real games.
>>12396260I rawdog your mom and play on my flashcarts
>>12396260Flashcarts are functionally the real games
where do I get replacement batteries for my rp5?
>>12393210The Kenneth Branagh one is underrated. There's some dumb shit but some pure kino far beyond typical marvelslop.>>12395582>>12395594>RG 40XXDoes comfort with Linux matter?I'm a linux guy so I am somewhat turned off by Android devices. I do have an android phone but have never done development or anything for one.Most of the other premium handhelds (besides the Steam deck) seem to use some Android OS.
>>12395594>>12395582Is that a 3.5mm audio jack?If not, it's a hard pass. Not going to have a handheld that I can't plug in normal headphones without a shitty USB-C adapter.
>>12396348It isBut also just fucking watch a Russ review and make up your mind. Set the video to 2x speedhttps://youtu.be/cYHY1NsJ5Qw?si=DuNtyqnlRV_mM1hv
>>12396354>Soulless the video to 2x speedWhat kind of monster does this or even suggests it even as a joke
>>12396363nigga its just information not a work of art. Why would you waste time when you can get the info you need faster.You do have a job and hobbies/ a social life, right?
>>12396371Your focus on efficiency above all else is a sign of autism and ADHD.
Do your friends or family own chinkhelds?
>>12396354Exactly what I was looking for, thanks.And yes I'm watching at 2x speed. Slowed it down a couple of times to listen to the sound tests and watch gameplay examples
>>12393542Ratchet: DeadlockedTrials of ManaPokemon Lazarus (lol)Hexzy ForceMega Man Zero 3I just got a Retroid Pocket 6 and ps2/psp games are fantastic on it.
>>12394104Post performative pictures of it on Reddit and try to convince others to buy one.
>>12396413yea, i gave one of mine to a friend and he's been enjoying it
>>12395829
>>12396390>you didn't watch the video
>>12396549Tell him to stop enjoying it, he's using it wrong. Put it on a shelf and show him the next one he needs to buy.
>>12396474Worth upgrading from a 5 for?
Am I in the right thread? Which PSP battery should I buy? I need a replacement for a 1000 model. Can someone point me in the right direction?
Uh-oh, anberniggers???
>>12396756Just check Amazon.
>>12396756>Performative Shit PocketGet yourself an NDS, the Piss Portable was only good for graphicsfags and its games look like shit now.
>>12396758reddit can't be trusted with hinges, chargers or children
>>12396728STOPCONSOOMINGBE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE
>>12396773not to mention there's alot of chinkhelds that do psp much better for cheaper, while the nds is still best on original hardware
>>12396772Thanks you're a real one.>>12396773I heard it blew up recently and its been marked up by 250%, not sure how true that is.>>12396782I don't care, I'm happy with my PSP, I just need a new battery is all.
>>12396782Surely Magic X will be better>smaller than any other DS screenSurely Anbernic will be better>it's a piece of shitSurely Retroid will be better>imagine actually using a cope-on extra screenSurely Thor will be better>latency and garbage ergosSurely Ayaneo will be better>bad ergos and costs as much as a discontinued retro gameSurely 3DS will be better>blurry messWHY THE FUCK IS IT LIKE THIS
>>12396793>not sure how true that is.You're thinking of 3DS
>>12396728I was thinking about making the same upgrade.Right now I think the Thor makes more sense if you already have a powerful device like the RP5, or even the Odin 3 because of the massive power jump. RP6 is good but not sure if it's worthy to buy one if you already have a 5.
>>12396795old 'tendo magic
>>12396793I bought my replacement battery from amazon like the other anon said, for both my PSP and NDS, just look at what reviews say if you're unsure.
>>12396756google cameron sino battery
>>12396756The best batteries for the PSP are the ostent branded batteries. They also sell equivalents to the Sony extended battery if you want more battery life. If you need to get parts visit komstation.com There's a tested and reviewed parts list for every model. He also made a comparison video testing nearly every battery on the market if you can't get the ostent batteries.
>>12396793It's true but only in the US market. Its a fad on tiktok right now. Zoomers pretend to play games on it and use the camera to take photos. Then they post about how y2k they are. The camera blew up in price as a result and console listings are getting gobbled up. It's not nearly as bad as the N3DS yet but we don't know how long the fad will last or how bad it'll get. The euro market is still fine. You can generally see the state of a fad by checking plebbit. The subreddit hasn't been this active for a decade and filled with people getting their first PSP.
>>12396890Why PSP and not Vita anyway? Before I thought Vita was harder to mod but that no longer seems to be the case?
>>12396630Kek'd
>>12396578Good guy Russ.
anbernig bros... even Russ is makign fun of us now
>>12396915Vita is very modern. In design hardware and software. PSP is a bit alien to zoomers. It still has that Japanese flair Sony had before SCE soul was completly consumed by California. It shares a lot of its DNA with the PS2. To zoomers the PSP is retro. It's not about playing the games or they would just emulate.
It was Techdweeb all along
>>12396890Crazy to me that a zoomer would spend hundreds of dollars to buy a handheld and not even play games, who would even do that?*glances around at the thread*
>>12397270*glances back while inserting my Thor deep in my ass*
>>12396578>admits to it
>>12397275It also helps me dilate, ThorsisterI hope my neo-Gina doesn’t go unhinged.
I want a brickI don't even need it, I just think it's neat, am I in too deep.
>>12397336>in too deepNo but the brick will be
>>12397229>his favorite anbernic is the 35xxHmaybe the 35xxH spammer was right
>>12397361>the 35xxH spammeryou mean russ?
>>12397364the spamGOD is against consooming retroon shit tho
>>12397229this nigga is really reaching for content
>>12396018Sorry my dyslexia got me bad. I understood you implied the device would fail before the card, which they do because they no longer are KIOXIA. The generic cards do fail in a couple of months tops, in my experience this is the best advice for stock, generic, cards:THEY ARE NOT REWRITEABLE!! they are flashed by the manufacturer skipping the bad sectors (they seem to be subpar cards or scrap) so the card is technically good to be used as is, but if you go adding and removing and reflashing stuff odds are you will have it hit bad sectors sooner than later, and the card will corrupt-lock itself up. You were right tho, they used to ship Kioxia cards (got two in the past) and they are SUPERB budget cards from the creators fo SDCards nonetheless, but they are no longer used, instead they are using some blue cards that look identical but do not have KIOXIA written on them. SCRAP.
>>12397336just get one now or wait for the brick pro if you don't mind the stupid looking sticks.
>>12396195You are right, it has a search feature.Sadly not all ports are listed in the official Portmaster webpage. I do not know whether they get Take Down Notices from IP holders or something, or simply there are other developers who know how to port who do not work with the main branch. Who knows. I have seen a bunch of unlisted games at Telegram. Cool stuff.
>>12397404
>>12397420handsomest guy in this space. Literally everyone else is an ugly chud or so ugly they can't even show their face >techdweeb
>>12397406Shut the fuck up.
>>12397427Calm down Chewey, I did not denounce your Youtube channel.
>>12397427Hey, be nice. He's trying his hardest to get that 4chan karma.
Reminder Russ has a beautiful asian wife and hapa kids that look full asian so please refrain from popularizing the term ch*nkheld. Imagine being Russ's kid and realizing this is the kind of disdain enjoyers of dad's hobby have towards people like you when in fact it's only thanks to asian people that chuds are being provided with these devices in the first place. It's the equivalent of being a jazz enthusiast all the while hating black people
>>12397229This is how you point out the bad in context, not like the faggot loser Jewey, who does nothing but exaggerate, whine, and shit on devices he had to pay for himself.
>>12397454Russ was the first one to say chinkheld in his old videos
>>12397424men with asian wives tend to be
>>12397467kek, got a link?
>>12397467Bullshit>>12397478No, because it doesn't exist
>>12397454save the insincere pearl clutching for your fat girlfriend
>>12397485>he doesn't know
>>12397491I have the Hokusai waves painting as a mouse mat :)
I ordered a Thor in December… and all I got was this lousy tracking number that says WankDong! since Year of the Dragon prep
>>12397494how do I unsubscribe
>>12397229>you now remeber when Anbernic tried to make a Windows handheld
>>12397492>>12397495fuck off retard, keep your trip on
>>12397504I think they'd do a better job now that they've got their hardware designs more matured.
>>12397229It seems almost every Anbernic device has 1 or 2 annoyances which keep it from being ideal
>>12397517That's all major brands really
Label created, yesBut Thor sits in GuangDong stillRAM prices too high
>>12397525except retroid
>>12397543I pre-ordered Thor with impatient delight,a hole in my wallet, a hole in my life.I’ll never play games—I don’t have the drive,I just need the plastic to feel more alive.They say I'm a gamer, a retro devotee,I flex at the café for all eyes to see.With thumb on the button, a serious stare,the thing never leaves its box anywhere.But Thor hasn't shipped—it’s stuck in Guangdong,the wait makes me open when nothing goes wrong.The longer it lingers, the deeper the ache,a performative stretch for performative's sake.I check the tracking ten times a day,preparing and widening in every way.If Thor doesn’t come, I may never be full—this waiting is making dilation so cruel.So I breathe, and I wait, and I open up more,a pre-ordered vessel, a dilated bore.They said “soon it ships” but the date has withdrawn—hover to complete this transitional song: WAAAAAANKDOOOOOOOOONG!
>ThorEnjoy your hemorrhoids
>ai shitposts
I pre-ordered Thor with a credit card swipe,a ceremonial gesture, a performative hype.I'll never play games—don’t have time for that,I just need the photo for my digital hat.They say I'm a gamer, a retro elite,I carry my device into the street.At Starbucks I pose with a serious face,a nostalgic prop in a digital space.But GuangDong won't ship, it's holding my clout,my followers ask what the delay's about.The RAM prices climbed, they soared out of sight,my unplayed collection is stuck in the night.So I wait by the screen, and refresh once more,a performative warrior trapped in the war.No console in hand, but I’ll still make a song—**Bongos Interlude** WOOOOOONGDEEEEEEEEENK!
>>12397504i would still buy one because i would only use it to play older pc games.>nfs u2 (pc version mogs)>jazz jackrabbit 2 (jazz 2 resurrection sucks)>ragnarok battle offline (runs like crap on winlator on my sd865 phone)and others like that.
>>12397557Do not seethe, my beautiful Ladyboy. Rest now, for you have a long wait ahead. Here I've written you a song: Soft Thor (The GuangDong Lullaby) (To the tune of "Soft Kitty")Soft Thor, warm ThorLittle ball of waitAngsty Thor, happy ThorPlease… just… ship… lateSoft Thor, warm ThorStill in Guangdong BayPre-order Thor, performative ThorNever ship… okay… bazinga?Waiting Thor, anxious ThorStuck in customs lorePlastic Thor, for show ThorYou don't play… for sureSoft Thor, warm ThorLabel's still "pre-ship"Angsty Thor, happy Thor?No… just empty grip WRONGDOOONG! Sleep now, no more tears, only dreams.
>>12396795>latency and garbage ergosLatency was mostly fixed with emulator updates Ergos are basically the same as the 3DS XL and nobody complained about those because there was nothing else to choose from
>>12396630Yeah sorry but your any% runs of RGC videos aren't recognized here
>>12397404He always does shit llike this between releases. I skip them since he never has anything new to say.
>>12397635You don't want to see my great snacks RNG?
>>12397553> reddit spacingfuck off tranny
>>12397612>yeah well nobody complained about rock seating during the stone age so if it was good enough for neanderthals to sit on that means we shouldn't complain now even though we have better optionsStill not boughteding a Thor.
>>12397638>bro if I just eat a bunch of crap before he tells me to then go take a shit while the video plays, I've beaten the video by the time I leave the bathroom!YOU DIDN'TWATCHTHE VIDEO
Watch my latest slimy video.
/our guy/ is livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQkoQ2NelmU
>>12397648>Not knowing the "clip your head out of bounds to watch the video" trick while taking a shit
>>12397674Who cares, this version is already confirmed whack. I wanna see the Pro version.
>>12396728I upgraded from a Retroid Pocket Classic and a Retroid Pocket 2S. Probably not worth upgrading from the 5 unless the 120 hz screen and slightly more performance are but enough factors for you.
>>12397675>doing anything other than just watching the videoYou DID NOT watch the video.
>>12393240Russ's pocket test proves it: 4 inches is plenty when you're fully dilated with anticipation.
>>12397674Not russ, don't care
>>12397848He's asian russ
>>12397850I am Jewish Russ!!
>>12397850Not russ, don't care
>>12397850Russ lives in Hawaii and has an Asian wife/kids, he is honorary asian
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