If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.How fares your empire /gsg/?This week in history:Jan 5th, 1675 – Battle of Colmar: The French army defeats forces from Austria and Brandenburg.Jan 6th, 1492 – The Catholic Monarchs Ferdinand and Isabella enter Granada at the conclusion of the Granada War.Jan 7th, 1558 – French troops, led by Francis, Duke of Guise, take Calais, the last continental possession of England.Jan 8th, 1815 – War of 1812: Battle of New Orleans: Andrew Jackson leads American forces in victory over the British.Jan 9th, 1349 – The Jewish population of Basel, believed by the residents to be the cause of the ongoing Black Death, is rounded up and incinerated.Jan 10th, 49 BC – Julius Caesar crosses the Rubicon, signalling the start of civil war.Jan 11th, 1942: The first transport of Jewish prisoners from the Łódź Ghetto arrived at the Chełmno extermination camp in Nazi-occupied Poland, marking the beginning of mass deportations to death camps.Jan 12th, 1991 – Persian Gulf War: An act of the U.S. Congress authorizes the use of American military force to drive Iraq out of Kuwait.Random Country Pickerhttp://orph.link/random
Should I take over Asia and Africa first, or go straight to Sealion?
Third for Fuck noreply discord trannies
>>1929055made a post just in case any one missed
lolll they're basicly giving me this -20% advisor cost monument for free
Reminder to R & I
dead meme
blud thought he safe
what game is that?looks like play-doh>>1929059observed
>still no update for ceAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://youtu.be/StxlSagDLEU?si=LztICOSOK5fpJlDe
https://youtu.be/rZiQY8iebQc?si=c_UQPHmxh-6Ot8At
I feel like doing an italian eu4 campaign, who should I start as? venice is too boring
join me and play as genoa, anonmeme goal: have 1 million manpower
>1 million manpowersounds boring, once youre big enough its just mindless blobbing
the challenge is to own ONLY grain, fish, livestock and wine provinces in the mediterranean
I think I'd rather kill myself
ok faggot what do you otherwise suggest to be a fun eu4 italian campaign then
>>1929038
milan migrating to prussia
ok that's actually more challenging sorry i was just trying to act cool by being confrontational
doitsu teikoku
I've seen multiple posts of people apologize for being too confrontational, are those all you? I think you might have a problem
i think that's confirmation bias or whatever phenomenon it's called that you and only you are having
https://arch.b4k.co/vst/search/text/sorry%20confrontational/
>>1929192Genoa is good challenge, just don't be a disgusting blob like you did before.
>>1929205https://youtu.be/GNt4mTzwKVs?t=5
I've no idea how this is going to work out but rate my masterplan for crushing Soviets:>build up infra towards poland + build a fleet of transport planes to make a chain of supplies being flown from Paris to the frontline>get some extra convoys as well to supply ports close to the front line>lower NU on soviets through spies>USA at 63% neutrality, raise some threat on the Japs to get sweet lend-lease>maybe try influencing Romania so they remain neutral for a smaller front>invade spring 1942 with a target force of ~1.2M including one full high quality armoured army and 800k MP in reserve>build as many Tac/Int as I can (current airforce is pathetic)>I get stalled? take up defensive positions and wait until mid 1944 to nuke MoscowI only get 50 MP per month and I'm currently fielding an army of 850k so I don't think I can go sooner than 1942. My techs will be much better but unlike Barbarossa my supply comes from paris rather than berlin. At least the fucks won't get great patriotic war.
is eu4 a railroaded game? like when you play smaller nation is there only one way to grow and become 1#GP or there are a lot of viable options?
its not railroaded but most nations have mission trees and the player is encouraged to follow those because they give big bonuses.but you can do whatever you want
>>1929275No it's not but your next post will seethe that is is.
we won world war 1 guys
crusader privateers overpowering portuguese trade in mexico, cool
catholic empire
>doesn't bring christianity to the former territory of roman empireyou blobbed and getting rich for it, but at what cost?
got rich from it
Don't taint my Roman empire with your jewish mindrot
>>1929038Oh so it was 1942 now, that makes the numbers even more tight
>>1929075how 2 genoa
>>1929186Bologna? Mantua? some releasable from Pope or milan? Saluzzo?
>>1929186the one with palaiologos dynasty
no cb byz if you're a scumbagally france and poland then blob in tunis and east medyou'll be rich from trade without doing anything so go with mil ideas
forgot to mention i got lucky with poland having pu with litauen and hungaryme - france - plc+hungary the og triple ententethis way i was able to bankrupt everyone from iberia to russia
>litauenanon your esl is showing
>>1929133ce???
are u neu hereefl = niggers
I'm happy that I'm esl, why would I attempt to hide it
why would you be happy about being a negroid
I'm whiter than the majority of EFLs nowadays
post hand, nipple, and eye to confirm
sorry i can't spell litha whatever
Don't worry, that "country" is not (and never was) important enough to learn how to spell its name properly
it used to rule over slavshits like you
>Jan 9th, 1349 – The Jewish population of Basel, believed by the residents to be the cause of the ongoing Black Death, is rounded up and incinerated.>it's realapparently, they were blaming the jews on poisoning the wells
well you see they did poison wells but youre too young for this kind of talk
>>1929186Ragusa into Dalmatia
i feel a bit semitic for employing these brilliant individuals for a nickel
since when does eu4 have +5 advisors
dunno but howd you reply so fast
>>1929363+5, what the fuck is this
are you niggas dumb or stupidyou hire +3 advisors then promote them to +5, this has always been a thing
500k manpower doneas genoa, i didn't no cb byz because im no fag. got lucky with having super strong poland and chad france (solo'd spanish and british incursions multiple times). religious idea is kinda underrated imo or specifically the holy war cb, with it you can just set up a single trap and farm ws easily without sieging anything. this way i was able to farm full cash + war reps just by moving my army from point a (camping location) to point b (the trap province) on repeat. didn't even build a single workshop or church aside from summon the diet mission. i live off other people's war reps and moneys. what can i say im a natural leeche- investor.
babe stop blobbing new sulla content just dropped
babe stop blobbing new military1945 content just dropped
rip tocco, italians on suicide watch
goofy ahh dynasty name
tocco tuesday
goofy ahh cuntry
do you think i could smile if i played ck3 with that one china mod
just do this -> : - )
no clue what that is
what do you mean 黑鬼 hes clearly yerrow
i just added it for the dramatic purposes dont quote me
>Great northern war
>>1929428forgor
if war is bad why are so many of them called great???
name one great war
wwi
the great war
what's so great about the great emu warcheckmate
the dead australians
>>1929422Should've been willy points
damn sure is lively in here even for a sunday
yeah i just wanna meme it up(oh yeah!(little bitch voice))yeah im gonna meme it up(uhhuh!(little bitch voice))
sorry im too busy watching binxbasilisk live on twitch
>>1929523>>1929523>>1929523thats so fucking pathetic
/gsg/ I need an opinionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_RIyLINO2wis this a troon or no?troony voice + autistic predominantly male hobby, but I might be wrong
yes, and
Shut the fuck up you fucking cocksucking slavic cocksuckers yeah, look dude I get it, I get it, It's terribly fucking shameful for you to not have any fucking history except fucking tending the fields of BIG BVLTIC BVLLS but you gotta accept that dude if you're gonna avoid who you are really you will be lying to yourself dude, LITHUANIA RULED THE SLAVS, you don't like that? That's too fucking bad, but it's true, for fucking hundreds of fucking years, EIGHT HUNDRED fucking years Lithuania has been fucking dabbing on you cocksucking motherfuckers. Look, look I get it dude all of your history is bascially just tending the fucking potato fields for the big fucking baltic bull, but look it's not that bad? I mean we treated you pretty good, right? We gave you fucking rights we let you speak your language, we let your people, you know participate in the governing process, it's beautiful! We were such benevolent rulers you don't have to be so fucking mad, you don't have to be upset you know? Just accept it. Lithuania ruled the slavs, look, look we're all friends here right? Like I get it you gotta suck your fucking dictator cocksuckers dick Lukashenko, whatever the fuck he is, porkashenko, fucking Kikelensky all the fucking shenko's, who gives a shit. You fucking Cossack mongoloid spawn of satan, accept the fact that WE WUZ DUKES AND YOU WUZ SERFS, and we can all live peacefully, and if you use that fucking LE ZMUDZIN, I mean.. dude like there's no hope for you, like, first of all. Žemaitėjė or Samogitia in autist terms - is a region of Lithuania, pretty cool region, but to say that the ENTIRETY of modern nation of Lithuania is just Samogitia, is just so fucking braindead, like I honestly can't even wrap my fucking head around that shit kid, look dude, Accept who you are, accept your history, accept your past and you know your life is gonna be better. Vytautas is my nigga and you can all go fuck yourselves, Thank you
if you have to question its gender, then it definitely has a penis
or just heed the timeless and wise words of the late admiral ackbar
good point 537no woman could possibly be interested in byzzie history anyway
i can no longer see the difference between 30fps and 60 fps
i'm not sure if i ever couldt. 75 fps bro
an esl comment a day keeps the doctor away
>>1929612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZXR4sxfRcThere's a reason why movies are usually filmed at 24 and at an aspect ratio of 1.85:1 versus daytime tv which is filmed at 60 and at aspect ratio of 3:4, usually with one camera
if i have to watch one more metanalysis from some millenial dweeb i'm gona blooooob!!
one on the right is betta
civ 7 got events nowjohan gotta be shaking
if i try looking at both (by not really focusing on either one) they both feel the same
I hate this game, but there's nothing better in the genre. How frustrating.
blob-ups on the AWOL age o' enlightenment modder
How do you get a good industry in vicky 2 as a small/undeveloped country? Been trying to play as countries like Greece, Argentina, etc. and I manage to get good armies, prestige, literacy, population and all that, but I simply can't get my industry goingTried managing everything with state capitalism and no subsidies and it can work for a while but I always get stuck at some pointAlso tried going free trade with really low taxes and negative tariffs and I have a steady progress but doesn't feel like it's enough, even similar countries get so much moreI also tend to get resources from Africa and other smaller countries I have access toThe only moment in which I got a decent industry was by conquest. Managed to form the Gran Colombia and I got into the top 8 thanks to all that oil I got, but otherwise I have no clue.
>civ 7>environments and objects still look like cartoony and absurdly disproportional dogshitjohan gotta be shaking with laughter
oooof these cinnamon sticks sure got a kick to them
do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?
>>1929696Early industrialisation is an easy trap to fall into. Pops get a penalty for promoting to craftsmen if their literacy is below 30%, and a penalty for promoting to clerks if their literacy is below 50%. Most of the majors and a handful of the minors can get going from day 1, but shitholes like you're asking about are better off ignoring industry completely for the first few decades.Obviously look into industrial tech before you get going - input and output in particular. If you don't have good input/output, high throughput is useless at best and can even be downright harmful. Similarly, building your factories so their inputs are produced locally provides a throughput bonus, so while it's a good idea later on it's not something you should be concerned with initiallyCapitalists reduce factory input costs, and clerks increase factory output. The latter are extremely useful when your populace is literate enough. A 4:1 craftsman:clerk ratio is the most efficient, though naturally it becomes harder to maintain as your craftsman population growstl;dr just build liquor factories everywhere
>>1929696The industry score only cares about the amount of pops you have employed. Not about how full your factories are or how much profit they make.This basically means that countries with small populations, or countries with big populations that started with very low literacy, will never be able to naturally break the top 5 in industry score.
figures, memegame
>>1929717Well, there's always the option of spamming the shit out of foreign investments, though that only slightly increases the margin of who can easily get there
how do i get a girlfriend as a map gamer?
>>1929726Even if you waste millions in foreign investment it will never add enough score to make up for the absolute massive scores of the UK, USA and Germany.
start by going to your local church while reducing your gaming time to a healthy amount
if you haven't modded at least one total conversion mod from a pdx tech demo ... good luck man
why was >>1929749 deleted?
self delete :/
I hope EUV launches with a decent amount of flavorLack of flavor, even if the core gameplay is good, will greatly restrict replayability until we get dlc
>not flavour:)
if euv isn't heavily railroaded with mission trees i'm gona be pissed
How dare you assume my continent
if you want railroading just play memegame 2
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)11:32:39 No.1929749▶ how will you cope when someone makes a better eu5 before eu5 even releases
1. i already have too many fun games to play to even consider pirating a new release by paradox2. i'm not foolish enough to try a paradox game before 5 years have passed since its launch
real grand strategy LAN cafe has never been tried
don't quite give a shit about your missing dad tbqh famalam
who needs dad when you've got all the asmr girls in the world ??
new era paradogs games (ck3+) are just bland slopno mechanics, no flavour, shit optimization and very clearly anti-multiplayer
ck3 was eclipses ck2 imo
ocd made janny go on a 404 spree
>>1929696Don't try to industrialize too early, you will sink lot of money for little gain. Make sure you have literacy and bureaucrats first. Tariffs are mostly a trap, the game doesn't operate on "you buy where it's cheapest" but rather 1st GP buys and sells first, then 2nd GP buys and sells and so fort. Negative tariffs thus don't help your goods to sell, rather it's a cash bonus for your factories and artisans especially which granted you may still want to do but it's equivalent to subsidizing them. If anything you want high tariffs to starve out the artisans while subsidizing your factories.As a result of the previous the most important thing to industry is getting a high enough rank to sell first, high enough domestic use (e.g. large pop + many armies for military goods) or lots of sphere members which share an internal market with an emphasis on the sphere members total consumption e.g. their population and to lesser degree their industrialization. These 3 factors usually correlate well but there's cases where it's easier to focus on one or two of those aspects on certain countries.Build as best as you can for your domestic use. It's not called Liqqi 2 for nothing. Craftsmen, farmers and labourers have only RGO's as their life needs but then demand lots of liquor in particular + lesser amounts of clothes and furniture and bit of fertilizer on top. Focus on these goods in particular with your early factories because you have infinite domestic demand.Beyond that it's really just a matter of getting enough techs to stay competitive or staying rich enough that you can constantly expand your factories while subsidizing them. Try to keep your taxes on the upper class low and high on the other 2 to encourage the useless pops to switch to craftsmen and clerks.
as an average eu4 baby, i'm not even gonna claim to understand what you're saying
Ye yehhhhhhhhhhhh hello hmmm I'm thinking i can play god of war for the PS2 or I can play crusader kings 2 and blob some more go get an achievement what do I do??? Ihhhhhmmmmm
logistics
they called it ,the enlightenment age' because people stopped keeping a cauldron of their own shite under their bed at nite
I hope the Graveyard of Empires dlc for goy4 ends up being good. Uphill battle nations like Ethiopia, Greece, Paraguay, and New Zealand always end up being my favorite campaigns.
is the apotheosis mod for ck3 fun? I feel like larping as a greek nigga but dont feel like learning imperator
Essentially, total wars battles and strategic map, but part of the game is making sure supply lines stay up, making sure those supply lines have wagons, carts or some form of vehicle to use, making sure soldiers and cities have food, weapons, Armor, etc. Anything like it? Or at least close
saluzzo has nice ideas but I can't be assed to restart a million times so I decided to start as milan and try doing sardinia-piedmont -> italy as them, we balling so far
There's nothing to learn in imperator if you played dogshit4 before (I know you did), mechanically it's a very simple game
i once restarted like 50 times until i got a pu on milan as savoy in 1445
doesn't france always rival savoy so you can ask them to support independence
as saluzzo? they start independent
make your self a vassal of savoy duh
i turned myself into a vassal mortyim vassal rick!!!!
i'm too eastern european to understand this joke
dont let them tell you that /geeeesgee/ never taught you anythingif you take a deep breath and hold it in you can drink while walking and it won't get stuck in your throat
799yeah ive been thinking about that for many years now i think ill change my name and surname in a few years and cut all ties to my family
you'd make an awful cindy think of another name
they shall know me as jim jibson III
you'd make an excellent jim
sorry chud but metocare already took that name. you can be chuck>also never played vick2 should i play hpm/hfm or vanilla?
usually i'd say crimeamod but this time i'm leaning towards uninstall
ain't she just a thing of beauty?
>>1930144I think she would look better with Turkey and Armenia, but I understand why you wouldn't take them
>>1930152can't core them sadly (even though you can still core greece and caucasus).
thank god arch.b4k exists, looks like some epic posts got deletedt'was a good laugh
can you show me some
War is just about won, and Bohemia has been a decent meatshield for most of it
>>1930144now do it in darkest hour: a hearts of iron game
okay i will, one sec
>absolutely disgusting borders
>>1930198Entirely your own doing
he's russian so obviously it was his neighboring country that forced him to expand and take on those ugly borders, not his fault at all
the map says muscovy your braindead tard
kek
That's not funny.
cool
it is funny though, if you understood the joke
real OG grand strategers will link music n o w d(-_-)b 0(o.o)0 [:-)
okay fine, here you gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=582HLGSQBc4
What cunt in EU4 should I play
something that'll trigger the nato tranny even further
Example?
https://youtu.be/ELHWx4gHmyA
but for real novgorod should have united russia
I had a comment I was going to make about the crazy circumstances surrounding some ethnic group but now I can't remember what it was
pray for him
>Men are flocking to the colors, begging for a chance to serve in our glorious armed forces. God is truly on the side of the big battalions!
>God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best
>Example?some mainland chink dynasty colonizing AND keeping taiwan AND also annexing whatever north-american land from european hands
do none of you turdie savages know how to reply to a post? what the actual fuck
hello tourist
is Crusader Kings 3 good yet?
it has been good for a while nowpersonally i only play the pirated version 1.5.1 which is a couple years old however it's better than later versions from what i've seen because it doesn't have the shitty events they added later nor does it have the nerf on stewardship
>playing ck3 without fart eventsthanks for the shillpost anyway opb
The plan is working, orthodox is at 57%. Just need a plurality of catholic to flip
>some mainland chink dynasty colonizing AND keeping taiwan thats what happened irl retard
>>1929101why does your map look like AIDS?
>>1930464nuke
>thats what happened irl retardcurrently taiwan is independent of china irl dumbass
>>1930465gallo..
>>1930175and then get punished for it all the timesad many such cases
a thane is like a vizier right
https://youtu.be/lD4hPCsEFYU
best ck mod to play if you're a bit of an anby fan ?
post more of these gay rabbit strips
>>1930376My king....
yeehaw
https://youtu.be/A0ljirp-sWI
don't reply to me ever again
I honestly have no idea what game that is or what meme those images are supposed to invoke
>>1930660is that modded march of eagles?
it's just thaneslop retard being an obnoxious little faggot
>>1930670Who shouldn't reply to you?Btw just found this thing on /v/
I've made a horrible horrible mistake, I made Spain bigger and instantly discarded my mercenary companies after the war to try to start paying off my loans only for the French to decide they wanted some of the land I took from England back for themselves again
>>1930697Actually this might turn out alright the war was for my land but they are attacking allies elsewhere first instead
>>1930698NevermindI managed to just give them the 2 sticking up provinces in the end, I still got my part of portugal so i'm happy
You're supposed to cripple both france and *ngland to prevent them from colonizing
nigga just start at 1544 if you wanna play castile and chill
And miss 100 years of painting Africa? No way
this makes me want to restore rome in ck2 and play a megacampaign conquering earth and then conquering the galaxy as rome in stellaris
fantaslop ish imo.
>>1930804not bad
third reich thriving at the darkside of the moon was better
oh yeah? post it then
the book was called that and the movie i believe was called 'iron sky'
VGH that gif almost made me cry with how unfathomably based the scenario isWhat could have been.....
I should have posted it here, but I'll just repost since it's relevantI have 1,7k hours in hoi4 and 1,5k in eu4. I'd say that around 70 to 80% of that is playing as Muscovy/Russia/USSR etc.I just don't feel attached to my campaigns as other nations. Do you guys actually play as different nations every run?
i only care about map color and if a state is christian or not desu
Most of my dogshit4 games are as Castille, not because I'm a spaniard or whatever but because of how comfy Castille is
I'm not Russian either, I'm PolishRvssia is peak comfy, a Slavic superpower
How's AoH 3?I'm tired of Paraslop.
Haven't played it myself but my gay twink buddy did and said it's boring and unfinished
I've played it for 0 hours straight and I can say that it's bad
>Do you guys actually play as different nations every run?ive played a bunch of different nations in different gsg games but there are some nations i have simply never played because i dont like em like england or france
age of blob will free us from paraslop
kinda interesting Paradox goes with the jewish claim and portrays second temple judaism as strictly monotheistic while total war just doesn't put Yawheh and his special tribe in the game about the relevant period
no wonder we aren't on /vg/ anymore, this thread ded
>>1930878Sounds like Paradox just took the easy and went with the mainstream take. What evidence is there that second temple judaism wasn't monotheistic? I think all biblical instances of Hebrew polytheism happen earlier.
958post a map
the roman empire was ultimately problematic for humanity as a whole
Why do you have different fonts everywhere? Like the one on the left is vanilla dogshit4 font but the one in the outliner looks like stellaris font, and then a third font for the map
973good question, i only have the stellaris font mod installed as i find it to be more legible. now that you've mentioned it i can't unnotice it though so go fuck yourself
unlike you i could easily discard that fag's comment and carry on with my game if i were in your shoes
>very nice>let's see paul allen's map
The last mappie game I've played was hoi4 kaiserreich testing the new Russia but it was a while ago, I'll post my groBRussland next time
let me die yhwh
Sorry broBut good taste with the stellaris font nonetheless, I use it in every pdx game I play
i really like RJ01281684 and RJ01057538i like the general setting of them being gods, but on top of that their voices and manners of speech are very fitting for their roles which makes it fucking brilliant, and theres plenty of talking which is nice as i personally dont give shit about trite like ear cleaning and that other stuffone other thing i deeply enjoyed is how when during ear cleaning they just start repeating a certain sound, for example in 01057538 she starts going "kai~ kai~" for a while very softly and gently and while that kai means fuck all it certainly DOES feel good and relaxing to hear thatas i have written in the comments i certainly hope for many sequels to this series and judging from the sales i assume & hope that at least one more will come out
mhm that's nicebut who asked?
i speak when i feel like itnobody can stop me from doing so
how do the vic3 shills defend this? I thought vic2 wars were about abusing AI, but it seems that that's more the case in vic3 https://youtu.be/0xqoFjjS2qY?t=177
they should make a japanese asmr dlc that would save vic3
>spiffing brit gimmicksgay>memegame 3 is even more meme-er than its predecessor memegame 2no way...
How does gsg feel about modern day map painting?
i just witnessed an elite russian demonstrate how useful the slavsquat is in the ukraine warhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/oMuFeffsBvs
did someone say spaghetti?https://youtu.be/b4qRp4OfUn8?t=15
https://youtu.be/we8eTZbSHIE?t=26
So what's with the separate 4X and grand strategy generals and why is there such sheer fucking vitriol from some people in the 4X general over this? The game I discovered this split and vitriol over was EU4 too which clearly hits all 4 X
>>1931136the tranny that runs 4xg hates us for some reason. chuck knows
life is truly grand for you when you're dwelling as nomads in /vst/ while living rent-free in the head of /civ4xg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42_oWaWsiYs
i smiled but it wasnt funny enough to justify 10 people laughing hysterically for a full minute
the closer gaffer gets to looking like johan the worse the performances seem to get
this thread gave me anal cancer
>>1930464pretty & creative >>1931112but not BC they remain a colony
yag bil mig doden
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Dong
helo where are the maps
stfu thaneslop retard
been learning about stalinwhat a sneaky bastard with that operation snowtruly a hoi4 master
my favourite Stalin fact is that he was a bit of a jokesterhe forced Khrushchev, a fatass with no finesse, to do traditional Cossack danceshe'd dare his guards to fall asleep with the implied threat of whatever Stalin did with people who displeased him... and then let them sleep without issuehe repeatedly put tomatoes in the pockets and on the seats of Politburo membersoverall the sort of guy it'd be cool to have a drink with, if he wasn't a raving paranoid lunatic who'd have you shot for existing
you forgot jew
good point. I forgot that Khrushchev, as a crypto-Jew, was not physically capable of doing Cossack dancing. it is a law of nature that Jews cannot groove in such a manner
>>1929038>literally losing my mind while trying to decipher EU4's nonsensical message settings (dozens of duplicates and a continuously changing point of view from one sentence to another inside the same type of sender/receiver messages)I swear to God - I will crush Johan with a bunch of English 101 books if he doesn't hire proper english translators for EU5.
i watched a youtube shorts that says stalin died of emergency health issue because his guards were to scared to barged insideis that true
i meant stalin was a jew
>>1929038>If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.>look inside thread>all nonsequitur gibberish
gsg is one big raid
>>1931336maybe a few, but probably more likely that they (or at least most of them) deliberately put off helping him to just let him die. can't have another purge when he's six feet under.>>1931340so was Judas but I'd have a drink with him too
are we the baddies
not me, no
gargling the blood of my enemies
Portugal ended up being super brain dead easy. Maybe I should try 1 v 1ing the Soviets with Romania next.
YEEHAW
>Portugal ended up being super brain dead easythats just a goy$ issue. you should really play darkest hour: a hearts of iron game instead.
Best I can do is check if the DH mod for goy4 has been updated
just a crumb sir, a crumb of maps please
hmm what if russia was big? said ivan trying not to be terrible
Just you wait kszczyshztoff, tomorrow I'll finally finish with my exams and THEN I'm gonna download dogshit4, then smear mayo&tacos all over it and then POST it hereNever played m&t before btw so don't laugh too hard when I start as a major and declare bankruptcy before even getting to reformation
midgame4 t.bh
>>1930464>alsace is le french! always! c'est the truth!!!goofy ahhhh
>>1930476there is no such thing as "taiwan"...what you meant to say is "Republic of China"...>but! but! my amerimutt masters would rather us be taiwanese instead of chinese because someday we might be the 51st us state!!!!not happening...
oh mon l'hexagone :((
perpignan returned to catalunya when?
what if
i always raze/sack/scorch-earth/pillage/devastationmaxx paradogs HQ @stockholmi hope y'all do the same
I unironically do the same in every game I can, glad to see I'm not the only such schizo
Btw your map looks really nice, which graphical mods you're using?
bout to go get some groceries and tobacco but if you really want to know i can check when i get back
>>1931112>greenland protectoratenot happening mutt bros...
>>>/vg/509467997
wife is bloat
>>1930964There are the Elephantine documents that shows there existed a respected and large jewish polytheistic group not long before the start of the game. That's just one group but it's also the only pre Alexandrian Codex jewish stuff we got. Even if we assume the polytheistic elements had all become irrelevant or were on their way out by 300 years the Game errs in portraying Judaism as a static already finished religion. Daniel wasn't written till about a century after the startdate but he exists from the start as a prophet. But like you said it's about playing it safe.
Why is Nahuatl an unreformed religion in ck2? Aztecs are a literal continent-spanning empire (events mention them gobbling up the entirety of NA too so two-continent-spanning empire), and they are as advanced as Europe if not more, how come they've achieved all this while still having an unreformed religion? Every other nation that's even remotely on the same level as Aztecs has reformed religion. Seems like a large mistake on pdx's partFeel free not to post about just how unrealistic that dlc is and how much you hate it because such sentiment doesn't concern me much
I think it's meant to make it slightly harder for an AI Aztec empire to stay intact and give the player a challenge if he decides to convert. Or because it became out before the old gods DLC and paradox likes to ignore fixing old bugs
bless up bros turkey is back on the menu
I like the first hypothesis, but the second one is probably the correct one.Interesting how ottomans blobbed into ukraine instead of going central europe. You still have yet to disclose your visual mods
i have the best looking eu4 map mod installed and multiple people have asked me what do i use and i also gave them my answer....and yet literally no one ever posted using the same visual mod as me :/
1.8.0 has been for two months and had six patches and they still haven't fixed nationalists being able to flip provinces where they make out a few percent of the populationthis was before 1850 for me as greece
alright gimme a sec rolling a spliffy and making coffee and ill post them
94literal steaming turd of a game, who cares
>>1931455i couldn't care less about what your insignificant corner of the world calls that little piece of silicon shit excuse for an islandi call it taiwan because that's what the majority of the internet/cuckchan know it by, so get with it
586bohemia got a pu on hungary and im allied to them so their expansion is mostly cucked in the balkans. they just declared on mamluks so we go in to reclaim ruthenia/crimeaall installed mods>banners 5.0>cmushi simpler peace terms>decree event window>dlc subscription remover>europa aesthetic arrows only>even better terra incognita>graphical map improvements + gmi darker water>stellaris ui font>the great exhibition>bigger ui v1.37
death and the devil are already behind us,new deaths and hells should not frighten us.
99just supporting the threads prejudices about paradox
>wecan you not
06erm ok dude enjoy your zebra sakhalin lmaoaoaoo
royal we dickhead you're not included
I don't think I've ever seen you mentioning that best looking ds4 map mod in this thread, please do give your answer again and I'll compare it to what kszczysztof listed
pwned
>graphical map improvements + performance flat map or whatever>in the video settings, disable all except for borders, state borders and rivers i thinkexamples >>1929101>>1929380
the shades of color still make it look like dogshit
let's goooo
also what the fuck, why is the color of one nation bleeding out past the border onto the other country's coloris it the mod that sucks or the game?
different mapmode from the political one, dark green is full core light green is territorial core
>political map of europe
i was referring to screenshot 1101
i thought that was a troll question, are there actual retards on our /gsg/?
how do we make otterposter return
>>1931624fuck forgor
not everyone plays PowderedWigs and Stockings 4
why are the lands of the Rvs still under poolaks and t*rks?
because he is losing
>1st engagement at sinop
>>1931628I like Swedish Burgundy and Great Horde of Dagestan
indeed
show map, you better take little Rvssia from them.
Slow going but we're advancing. They've sent a couple full armies but the bulk of them are probably in Egypt. So far so good
uh-oh
>20k manpowereтo кoнeц.
oh man, what an expansive focus tree
really bro?
dont bro me
Should I try EU2? I already know it's the game with the best soundtrack ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hznDhEjMY50
almost there...
have about 1 year of military superiority, then we make peace i think
>it's donebarely dented their manpower and they still have 30% professionalism, but a win is a win
This partition thing is so fucking aids, italy dumps all their fucking mana into trying to claim my side of the yugos first
this nigga hasnt read sun tzuprolonged warfare has never benifitted a country
This is how the first attempt ended up
>>1931709If the Great War wasn't so bloody and prolonged, almost every country in Western Europe would've had some sort of socialist uprising at home, but most of the potential revolutionaries had died at Verduns and Passchendaeles.
oh really?
yeah it hits the ottomans but it doesnt benefit youyoure better off finishing your war asap
Second attempt. Germany and Italy kept staying x2 and x3 claims on shit that belonged to me and wouldn't claim those two states on the left, forcing me to do it so I could issue the ultimatum to Yugoslavia
717its not enough to win, others must lose
>discovery spreadthoughts on this world?
noooooo ming
kinda cringe ngl
morty im financially insolvent morty the economy is dying morty.
presher
HELLO
hi how ya' doin'
>>1930660>>1928383does a thanedom have any interesting mechanics or is it just another word for duchy it makes me think that in history there was an event or multiple concurrent similar events where the vizier-equivalent ("thane") of the feudal country seized power and ruled in a shogun-like way where the monarch is still the head of state but the thane rules the land feudally, so all the land is held in thanedom and the monarch would only own his bedroom in a castle in the capitalyes??? no??
Finished my trial run of Romania. Things went pretty well, but I want to aim a little bit higher. I forgot that monarchies are a little more restricted with conscription laws, and I hit a wall with manpower. I couldn't get the necessary 700k into the field to annex turkey with me missing a law and having 100k stuck occupying. This time I'll do Greece before Yugoslavia (it's so early I roll them and trying to get a wider front wasn't necessary). I was worried about getting my divisions on the map the gear they needed and slowed down recruitment to better handle the early wars.This time I'm going all out until I've got 700k in the field right from the beginning, and I'll actually know what wars I have coming because I wasn't sure who would accept partition/puppeting and who wouldn't.
>>1931755
that faggot doesn't actually use that word in its original wayto him, 'thane' is just another name for himself or his god or his idea of what jesus ishas nothing to do with dukes or earls or jarls
wtf is that what a weirdo
*pushes you*stop bullying thane if you know whats good for you
bet i could lob him out the window with one hand
>>1931757Son of a bitch, this time they just accepted. I think the Czechs are big enough for me to upgrade laws so I'll have to try again.
Alright, I've cucked Germany by getting them stuck in an early war with France and eventually the rest of the Allies, while I should have free reign to take Greece and Turkey without interference. Then I'll be in a prime position to have the Soviets kill themselves on two short fortified borders.
what forces you to endlessly replay romania
he's a protochronist
MOOORRRTAL KOMBAAAAT
... cHoOsE yOuR dEsTiNy...
These guys
One of the two famous MK songs was made by a pornstar
Post your chin ladz
i actually have a very good chin but my political views are exactly that of a chinless virgin
i posted my chin in /gsg/ once like over a year ago but then deleted the image ten minutes later, noone seemed to noticenot doing that again
honorary chinlet
oh no you don'tI posted my hand here once and you fuckers made fun of me because you thought my fingers were too longnot giving you the chance to do it with my chin too
already explained to you that long fingers is a sign of aristocratic blood
i'm probably the most femboy looking gsger if i'm being honest
train yourself up into a 2m tall ubermensch with some grobbgermaniums
>today marks the 675th anniversary of the jewish people of basel who were rounded up and incinerated for orchestrating the bubonic plaguehow will we commemorate this day (in gsg)?
sigh my double clicking mouse accidentally clicked the spoiler checkbox
>>1929767one of main things that makes me hate HOI4 its the focus trees
It is doneThe Yugo partition event is such a garbage waste of political power I'm not sure I'm even going to bother doing it.
*pukes*
worst year of my life 2025
jesus fuck, i hate how much of a stupid time waster goy4 isi get germany into the war a little early so they never anschluss, which means austria does their retarded focus where they demand all of the balkans
what was that for
virussss don't click
it's malware
fills my weebish heart with joywhat fills me with less joy is the iberian wedding has yet to trigger and i't's only got 5 years left to do so in, I don't wanna have to do this shit with military might man that's for dealing with Portuguese shits
stop playing as castile
>>1931989I WILL hold the Straights of Gibraltar
actually it's 'strait'sorry for being an internet schutzstaffel
tired of the soul
>>1929288God wills it! how hard is austria relatively speaking? am still noob
>>1931987It's ogre
i will never stop raging about how if you play a daimyo and rush japanese unification korea and ming join in a coalition against you and try to fuck you oversuch a retarded thing
Why isn't austria part of germanay?
>>1932004>is_year = 1450>NOT = { is_year = 1530 }It was extended a long time ago, anon.
>>1932010Oh shit really there's still hope then
Just went through again and killed Turkey. I should be left to my own devices this time.
looking to attempt to blob irl...any advice or things to look out for?
not trying to brag but i have about 1200 golden piety if we're talking irl
krita is free bro
>>1930830It's dumbmans EU4. It's good enough for what it wants to be, even a little better in some cases.
>>1932003look again, im playing as the knights. im allied with austria.
>>1932090your neighborhood is tiny and irrelevantthat is an argument that you'll never win against
I'm about to snap
imagine this was 2008 and someone made a 420 noscope remix of my map
>>1932108>don't care! even though we aren't taught shit at our shit schools!no one actually cares about your mystery meat country beithougheveralbeitever...but I accept your overall concession.
fuck off thaneslop retard
will /gsg/ become the 51st state?
ur mom will haha got em
>>1932129>beithougheveralbeitever...oh, i didn't know you were retarded,... now it makes sense
bros really beefing about thailand's official name
>>1932171>le unironic face valued take!fr fr no cap cuh?
the ai can blob [ !? ]
no prussia no buy
:0
organic
how the fuck are you supposed to do this in 5 years without the emperor kicking your shit in for aggroing free cities?
why in 5 years
thane would be based if he actually finished his game albeit>>1932231find their allies and dow them, set all their provinces as vital interest and relations to hostile if you don't have a cb s ansbach makes claims for you. it's easier to start working on it before getting the pu>>1932234after 5 years if you don't conquer all you lose pu and anything you conquered in the 2 areas
>>1932236>>1932237meant before getting the event, you can press claim for ansbach throne in 1444 iirc
i never cared about railroad tree but it seems you clicked the mission too soon bruhanyway new redhawk ft L8 collab just droppedhttps://youtu.be/ugm3sjpzHKw?si=8sFEpFjXu8H6qPIZ
you just need to not make the retarded mistake i always do and ally one of the non-free cities with the land and you should be good
>>1932231I've heard that mission is a trap of sorts and just giving up the union is much better starter for Brandenburg, since even if you succeed, everyone will be pissed at you for years
>>1932252Correct you need to start working on it day 1 if you are going to do it. Everyone getting pissy is irrelevant as you should be able to ally austria + 1 regional power in 1444
do you think johan would send me a test build if i sent him pictures of my maps ??
>>1932268No, but no harm in trying
your maps suck, i wouldn't even bother if i were you thanecuck
holy shit morty we're rich!
did your mother never teach you that to earn money as r*s you have to blob into persia young man
https://youtu.be/8PxPjaxXm94imagine a world where anime didn't transition into tranime vgh
wow that is one shitty song
how could you hurt my feelings like this
ignoring the obnoxious chink music, the shit going on in that screen is pretty much indiscernibleguess if extra terrestrials really did exist, this goofy shit would be their entertainment
my heart can't make much more of this abuse
dont listen to him anon, gantz is peak. the song is absolute dogshit though
waaah
https://youtu.be/1rYtrS5IbrQ
>joe rogan - mel gibsonokay i'll give it a shot...
>he starts talking about the aztecs not even five minutes into the podcast>this guy is literally the director of that historically inaccurate goyslop dogshit "apocalypto", right out of the sewageokay nevermind
apocalypto is bomb
https://youtu.be/CgSRXjsaYwg
fuck it i'll just watch my geopol
does creamapi work with hoi4?
creamapi works with pretty much everything >:3it just flicks a bean that says you own a dlc
bro im 40 minutes in they're talking about how one of the popes is an anti pope and how there is an inside job in the church lmao
stop the cap mel PLEASE>im just in a primal state all the time>i was at the doctor and he took a brain scan and said i had worse ptsd than people who were in war>yeah he prescribed fish oil, vitamin d and sessions in a hyperboric chamber 2 times a week for 40 weeks>cured me right up
>ally formerly russia to deal with teutons>they're in this much debt after one(1) unrelated warvisions of a future
haha...
>no map modngmi
name one that doesn't suck monkey tits you can't
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2738501226
>brandenburg...>more like bidenburg amirite?le ebin based bro XD
wtf i didn't say that
364anything that's not vanilla
listening to freakazoid podcasts huhasmrman has fallen
>irrelevant
Rvssia grows ever bigger
What's the Byz strat nowadays?
i'm getting unofficially kicked out of my home tomorrowwish me luck
parents found out you were gay?
no map mod is based. yeah eu4 map is ugly but map mods are just polished turds, might as well stick to the turd and be authentic.btw disabling post process effects and bloom in video settings gets rid of the ugly glow effect which makes it easier to look at, only learned this recently myself.
good luck radical yugoslavia
well at least someone is finally following my eu4 graphic settings, kinda :)
I think I may have fucked up bros...Why is Brandenburg such an obnoxious start?
everybody here but me is such a noob
the hematoma is spreading to my pinky now, great
Germans and world wars, name a more iconic duo
me and your mom :>
sorry chud but i already drew myself as the chad fucking you mom and you as the virgin getting his mom fucked
https://youtu.be/A7J0PVc4oJw?si=0F92HEnDXCAykMhL
epic blobbamania
>>1929260Invade the US first. Then japan. Should take less than a year. Then Russia.
should i reinstall ck3what fun things can i do with it
