If you see a gibberish post, use your discernment, it may hold rare value.No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be.How fares your empire, /gsg/?This week in history:October 6, 105 BC – Roman forces suffer a major defeat to the Cimbri at the Battle of Arausio.October 7, 1571 – The Holy League decisively defeats the Ottoman fleet at the Battle of Lepanto.October 8, 1480 – Ivan III of Moscow begins the stand on the Ugra River, ending Mongol rule over Russia.October 9, 1000 – Leif Erikson is believed to have landed in Vinland, likely in modern-day Newfoundland.October 10, 732 – Charles Martel defeats the Umayyads at the Battle of Tours, halting Islamic expansion.October 11, 1138 – A massive earthquake strikes near Aleppo, killing over 200,000 in the Crusader states.October 12, 1492 – Columbus lands in the Bahamas, believing he has reached islands off the coast of Asia.Random Country Pickerhttp://orph.link/random>Archive (mods only)https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow>Where to get these gameshttps://web.archive.org/web/20190720131512/http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume>Mods>> READ THIS FIRST.https://web.archive.org/web/20200712212437/https://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB>>[V2] - Niggermodhttps://pastebin.com/Xgjd5LvG>>[V2] - Crimeamodhttps://www.moddb.com/mods/crimeamodPrevious thread: >>2154568
first for raco
>This week in historyit really should be this week in history
i mean this day in historyi miss this day in history
me i heard a "this day in history" on the radio today and immediately thought of /gsg/the event they mentioned was the flight of the aggregat 41942 – A German V-2 rocket reaches a record 85 km (46 nm) in altitudefeels good to live in a huwhite country
27 days before you'll be able to do this again(byzantium dlc not included)
>czech octopusclassic
now that's a nice romei always hate when people blob into europe as the roman empire when there are rich levantine, persian and nafri lands to civilise
sticking it to the pers is nice but i dont like retarded blobbing to the east or south
i can't blame them since those regions are all smelly
that's why it's your duty to civilize them instead of oppressing your fellow huwhite men in italy and the like
*blobs as the Roman Empire**reaches Timbuktu but conspicuously avoids ever approaching Rome*
had more fun renaming these than playing so farthink i've done enough to consolidate and make some more thematic armies anyway
wider context
i'm impressed by songs of syx's world map generatordidn't get that far in the tutorial (only finished part 1)here's to hoping that the actual game is good unlike rimworld
more like songs of sux
more whiter context
does song of syx still have the soundtrack composed purely of farts (not a joke, it's really like that)?
song of sex
(You) get the opportunity to resurrect one extinct ethnolinguistic groupwhich is it and why
i don't think so, nomost of the music is flute and fiddle (almost celtic-like music)i'd say 65% of the tracks have female vocals, and 15%-25% have some male barbarian chorus vocals as wellno lyricsno farting
ancient hebrews
so they must have removed the farting or you haven't unlocked public toilet yet
for me, it's atlanteans
>haven't unlocked public toilet yetcorrect, i haven't done this yetalso what's weird is that in the tutorial when i zoom in on my town i can hear cows moo-ing but there aren't any cows near my town which is very strange, don't know if it's a bug or not (the pirated version i got is apparently an alpha)i'll see if this happens in a generic random-generated world or not
beta* rather, not an alpha
so when you do build said public toilets and zoom in the sounds of farting will drown out everything else
nicecan't wait
>>2161528Is Crimeamod ever going to get a new updates?
gsg for this feel ?
krimmod is feature complete
cant be assed to play a gsg guess ill watch a jap play it instead
vghwhich mapcolour has prussia in eu5? is the northgerman bund a thing?
stop stealing polish lands
big youtuber who played the alpha version of eu5 here, can confirm that prussia is yellow
arumba don't kill yourself pls
if arumba ever came here he'd surely stop coming here soon enough
he is indeed thin skinnedwe're talking about a guy that punched his son that called him dumb for playing eu4
arumba got abandoned by the paradox clique many years before eu5 started development there's no way he could gain access to it
i'm sure some streamer could've silently PM'd him a zipped copy of the gamei mean what kind of security clearance does pdx have on this demo software
I keep losing as the Ottoman Empire.
johan is holding each of their firstborns as collateral
couldnt they just issue one-use codes together with copies or whateverthe average streamer is far too retarded to be able to crack thatbesides leaking whether to others or the public in general would make them lose all the trust they gained from paradox and uhh maybe they'd get sued i mean it's illegal no??
just do a power blog, all you need is 2 man dates to get police 2 and rebels are a thing of the past
look at this drip!
most youtubers don't have children, wtf you talking about
cant wait to genocide chinks in eu5
they *have* children, just not theirs, if you know what i mean
what have the chinx ever done to you?
he's a natocuck
exist
anyone here owns an antique pocket watch? redpill me on which to buy thanks
you buy the ones you find locally in antique storesmost likely they'll be locally made by a local watchmaker
Pupsland =DPoopsland :Dpupsen=to fart, did you know?
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm45183873look at em go
did you specifically craft that post to sound as german as possible?
that's a man with a voice changeryou are gay
uhhh no those are voiceroidsthink vocaloidsyou just write stuff and it speaks, therefore its completely different from what you said and not gay
so by that logic text erp with a guy pretending to be a girl is not gay
thats differentthis is like fucking a girl in a vn written by a man
>this is like fucking a girl in a vn written by a manwtf am i gay?
no i am german, just rummaging through aulde pictures to prussiabit
unholy germanic confederation
Napoleon is responsible for a great many terrible things... but destroying that icon of civilisation has to have been his most diabolical endeavour.
yeah, i will never forgive him for defacing the sphinx
>nigga really just used some online photo editor to make his epic collage but ended up pixelated because he refused to get jewed into paying 99cent to export in 4k
but you can still see that Poland does not exist^^
but it does it's that big strong pink country
:/
stop larping as a german with the overuse of emoticonsnot even germans are like this anymore
not him, but what a strange stereotypei was doing those gay emoticons back in 2004 when aim/aol was the thing
yes everyone was doing it but the thing is that the germans overused them and kept overusing them for 10+ years after everyone moved on
Let's enjoy these little pleasures while we still can.
i will never lose my memories
by definition, you will
don't let him bully you into subscribing to his queer personality (:
oh no i'm becoming germanized nooooooooooooooo D=
please dont even mention those ill specimens. Captcha: H82QJ
i just now remembered i was playing austria in dod because someone told me it was really difficult to form germania in it
grossand i do not mean groß
at this point, you have my permission to wipe us out. (after you established a new operation-centre in Danzig and crippled Poland first)
nvm, i thought you were Skandinavien
being german is queer?
i wonder what will happen
>sublime porte
NO, the opposite is
being queer is german?
ugh i can pass healthcaremore germlings to destroy evropa with
no, we wiped the queers out in the 1600s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Frankenhausenlook at those fags with their flag
i love how the jewish diaspora simply doesn’t exist in memegame2. instead, entire communities undergo instantaneous ethnocultural phase transition within 2 ingame years. sephardic merchants step off the boat in hamburg and by the next tick their genetic waveform has collapsed into “north german” clerk. hebrew letters, family names, and dietary laws are all instantly vaporized in a cultural particle accelerator, recombining their atoms into baseball-knowing, flag-waving yankees by 1860. diaspora history, language retention, religious traditions, inter-communal networks.. all ignored. physics in memegame2 dictates that ethnicity is not heritable but a kind of unstable isotope that decays after 24 months into the nearest majority cultureit’s less history and more sci-fi gene-splicing experiment where centuries of jewish resilience, culture and distinctiveness are rewritten by assimilation tick-rates
idk what ck2 you've been playing buy there were jews when i played
based fake-otter poster
>random faux cirillicmeme fucking mod
rate my aristocrats
>The Young The German Empires
>>2161805That's not Faux-Cyrillic; that's the Tatar name for Astrakhan.
i don't care what steaks call astraxan
tat
hehe donut
donut blob
that's the sphere map vickylet
why is it called the danubian confederation when its just austria but with a little bit more territory to the west
because austria and the duchies that formed the little bit more territory to the west confederated
yea please conquer the rest of the danube
i have neither cores nor the bruderkrieg cbi wonder if some event will fire or will i have to do it all manually
didnt research nat&imp award
that unlocks in 1950 vickylet
just remembered the cancer that was spheringgetting some shellshock symptoms
you're really overblowing iteu4 diplomat work is way more cancer
ah yes, the "aristocrat" pop in memegame2, truly the crown jewel of steampunk feudalism.in reality, 19th century aristocrats were a messy blend of old noble families, landowners, political elites, rentiers and social climbers. some bankrupt, some fabulously rich, some military officers living off pensions, some clinging to ceremonial prestige. in memegame2? they don’t actually own estates, they don’t run parliaments, they don’t scheme in salons, no, they just sit in a spreadsheet as semi-immortal blobs that magically give you a flat +0.23% bonus into potato farms by simply existing. their “income” doesn’t come from actual rents, labor, or tenant struggles.. it just appear. a divine dividend from the Sky Vending Machine™. and what do they do with it? nothing. no political clubs, no armies of retainers, no ability to bankroll wars. in memegame2, aristocrats are basically passive buff-totems: they never buy luxury horses, never demand dueling rights, never try to crush peasant revolts, never lose land, never gamble away fortunes, never marry into royal houses, never get overthrown and they don’t flee revolutions. aristocrats in france after 1789? still happily sitting in parisian cafés as if the guillotine was a minor inconvenience that shaved prestige instead of heads. bourbon estates? untouched. émigré nobles who fled to austria? never happened. the entire old order survives unchanged, no redistribution of land, no confiscation of titles, no waves of exile and ultimately no trauma because they are simply blissfully unaware that their entire class was decapitated forty years earlier.aristocrats in memegame2 aren’t historical classes, they’re immortal nobility qubits suspended in the great economic lattice endlessly projecting quantum amplification into potato fields until the heat-death of the savefile.
as for you, you are an artisan
but they do own land which is why they profit off peasants and they do run parliaments depending on your upper house reformi'm not even gonna read the rest of your lies
my 23 french aristocrats in luxemburg are 0.71% anarcho liberal and so is my upperhouse because they demand exact representation
look, if they want proportional representation they will get it because they run the country
farm estates do not exist in memegame2 you niggerevery province in memegame2 is not a landscape of villages, farms, and forests, but a single giant communal matter-reservoir. a potato singularity, an iron nebula, a timber cloud, all waiting to be harvested by the infinite peasant swarm. they do not till fields, cut trees or mine seams, no, they simply phase into the great RGO lattice and pick up resources at a fixed rate per tick. ownership doesn’t exist, scarcity doesn’t exist, property boundaries don’t exist, only one unified province-sized vending machine that feeds raw inputs into the Sky Vending Machine™. aristocrats do not run estates or tax tenants, they merely plug into the output stream and leech a fixed nobility dividend.
it's a reasonable, believable abstraction working better than in any other paradox gamei know you're just baiting because what you're looking for is a quantum computing simulation of the 19th century down to the immortal souls of polish peasants
bedbugs and beyond
victoria 2 is a shit game because it does not model the transition from sleeping on straw to industrially produced bedframes with spring mattresses
very silly of you to think poles have souls
they do because they're the lost tribe of israel
based fake-ottefag poster trashing this nerd's sacred cow game
how is it trashing if it's not true?
you can trash something even without your criticism being true
then it's not a trashing because it holds no merit
I'm convinced memegame2fag is the "brazilian ethnicity" fag in a new snide veneer. I can't imagine anyone else still active in this thread autistically posting the same paper-thin argument on repeat for over a month straight (or longer, I don't know, I only came back to gsg then and shortly thereafter he went on his weeks-long 'cootbus' tirade).In 92 he even falls back on his age-old assimilation-ethnicity gripe. Fascinating specimen; I hope he never stops posting.
lol
i am not the fake-otterfag, he's just borrowing some of my ammo
yes esl and it still doesn't hold any water because it's not true and everyone can see it's not true
yes so you're wrong, he was trashing it
i'm not wrong, he was impotently screaming into the void convincing no oneliqqy status: not even close to the trashcan, certainly not inside
you screamed backhahhahhhhhaha
also that mention of "cootbus" isn't me eithergenuinely don't know where that joke started
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a33Rmh8m_Y
Uhhhhh, we will consider that *annexes puppet*
This is my third try as this nation. Really cool to play as a guy that is down in the dumps but you just know that if you get him on his feet and get him cleaned up then he can go shoulder to shoulder with the big boys.If you want a little bit of a challenge then I recommend the Ottomans in Victoria 3.
post your pre-eu5 selfies itt
>>>/soc/
arumba my beloved what happened to you
>2025>still haven't fixed the ducats having fractions bug in eu5>it's an intended featureit's over
brehs i dont think ill be able to play eu5 on my sisters thinkpad
we never got geheimnisnacht iiit would be rather epic if someone will do it for oi 5
i think i played that on ck2
gave it a tryaustria collapsed bigly, white rump austria is starving to death
what shovelware crap, mock-gsg game is that
>20 round mobile game buttons to choose from at any time>not one of them will stop blacks from migrating from your country and eventually replacing you
working as intended
hope it sucks less than trying to play tw without losing your gourd. pre-oi fuenf blues
manor lords is just an iteration on tribal stage sporewhen are computer games scheduled to be good ?
you missed it
Haven't lurked the general for 5 years now. So the one retard who kept forcing the no backlink meme finally mindbroke all of you into behaving like NPC lemmings, huh?
being a lemming isn't so bad
>I mean to speak tonight of big things, of big changes and the promises they hold, and of some big problems and how, together, we can solve them and move our country forward as the undisputed leader of the age.>We gather tonight at a dramatic and deeply promising time in our history and in the history of man on Earth. For in the past 12 months, the world has known changes of almost Biblical proportions. And even now, months after the failed coup that doomed a failed system, I'm not sure we've absorbed the full impact, the full import of what happened. But communism died this year.>Even as President, with the most fascinating possible vantage point, there were times when I was so busy managing progress and helping to lead change that I didn't always show the joy that was in my heart. But the biggest thing that has happened in the world in my life, in our lives, is this: By the grace of God, America won the cold wargsg bros...?
a damn shame the chosen one can't speak like that
>>2162154https://youtu.be/N2SDqiPbS2Y?si=os7UQ3ulxcJ-GjNU&t=79geesgee BROS?
he said nothing about byzantium? what am i supposed to be getting here.
byzantium is a childrens story
just because the pope made up two centuries doesn't mean the roman empire is not real
the pope made up two centuries? wtf
yes why do you think we switched to the gregorian calendar?
>>>/g/106760182age of enlightenment bros
i cant understand this hyperlink but the pope is a bitch anyways
without the holy see there would be no new europe
what about england
she was still influenced by the papacy for 12 centuries (10 if we account for the lost time hypothesis)
without holy see there'd be großbyzantinschereich
sounds like a bunch of lgbtqia2+ crap
Name a more kino location for a capital
>>2162159lmao
i think bilbao would be a kino capital location
got kiked by windows defender againas they say, with jews you lose
never happened to me maybe youre not real jew
real jew & fake goy
>>2162010They're working on it. Very slowly. No EU V in sight, but one guy is working on Imperator fork
check out my digits>>>/lit/24772277
Do you want me to shake your hand or would you prefer that I kneel?
>the only non-replier in that thread is also the only debbie downergrim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaIYHhDJQQ0:3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F82KtRney78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TukMwYXQ3wE:D
Just read the new dev diary of Espiocracy and holy shit when will that game be released? What else is to add at this point? The release year keeps being delayed.
Any tips on how to turn this struggle around for the Christians? I'm still on my first adventurer and want to grab a kingdom. Al Andalus only split into two kingdoms instead of three. I just rescued Asturias from 3 wars for no money because they were in debt. Navarra is muslim. First obstacle is actually getting in a position where I can field a large enough army to take a kingdom. Once there, how do I ensure I don't get busted up by a web of alliances considering I'll be weaker as a settled lord.
they can fix the economy for one thing
yeah my tip would be >increase your income (build income buildings)>get infinite man at arms>conquer>release that easy
>>2161528>No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be.Are there mods that increase military and diplomacy interaction?
ômg they released transbennar for viggy 3
didnt they start work on that ages agolast i heard they were still stuck on v0.0001
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2275440/Solar_Nations_2/just found thisan alternative to terra invictadogshit or something worthwhile, i don't know yet
weren't they supposed to release eu5 today?
november, retard
i see the words "early access", i hold down the power button
i play early access games that are already good
hardcore challenge(impossible) : name 1
starsector
a benevolent god would bend space and time for me
modern paradox games are literally early access-quality releases, even eu4 if it's still getting dlcs
>name 1exanima (i pirated the game)
0% Finnished0% Polished100% Swedished
https://youtu.be/UtvmTu4zAMg
Redpill me on liquor.
it makes you drunk (and that's a good thing)
it's haram and that's all you need to know about it
alcohol is cringe
that was a nice short walk and run
at this point the right supports alcohol consumption simply because muslims don't
but muslims drink in drovesthey don't care
the normie muslims that are becoming like today's normie catholics, yes, they don't
alcohol is a nice treat
>normie muslimsno such thingits a propaganda piece by liberal westerners muslims want to implement sharia law in europe and america
the mind is human, and humans are weaka zealous muslim today can breed and produce weak and casual muslims tomorrow
they're taking over your government, enforcing their ancient laws and make all of you wear hijab
maybe that'll finally destroy feminism
i thought hijabs were for girls why would i wear one
i thought we were all girls here?
>girls>in /gsg/
if there was a girl here id have a gf and 5 kids
if there was a girl here i don't think she'd be the type to have any kidsgamer girls are generally manchildren, just like most gaymers
im very charming is the thing
charm doesn't change a manchild's mindset into a responsible adult's
its trad for muslims to drink alcohol actuallythem not drinking is just wahhabi lies
drinking alcohol makes no sense for mohammedans because alcohol dehydrates you. hangover is just critical dehydration and can be combatted by hydrating but you see they live in the desert where water is hard to come by, so it further dehydrating you is a terrible spiral they also don't have any good plentiful carbohydrate source to brew into alcohol
just wait until you find out that the muhammedans exited the desert 1400 years ago
i can excuse not drinking alcohol and not eating pork but liking beige is an unforgivable crime
those ones are not the trad ones
you ever see a pic of your mom when she was young and notice how shes perfect in every way
https://youtu.be/fvOPucs7dC0?t=260
>you ever see a pic of your mom when she was young and notice how shes perfect in every wayhow is golden dawn doing? are they still a meme party?
the "trad ones" in saudi arabia shave their legs and cosplay as anime girls and/or shit in the mouths of twitch streamers1yeah she was like 7/10
trad in the streets, anime girl in the sheetsvgh
i don't think anime existed at the time of the muslim conquests so you're wrong and trying to push goalposts in a friendly conversation for some unknown reason
your wrong actuallymuhammed was notoriously a fan of k-on and evangelion
it's arabia, not saudi arabiado you also call it bourbon spain or glucksburg denmark or saxe-coburg-gotha great britain?
habsburg austrianapoleonic france/spain/italy
i call it my dick your mom because my dick is always located in your mom
>he named his dick after a womanlooks like we'll be losing another gsgeer to suicide...
personally my dick is named after willy II
willy 2 2?
no way mani only have 1 willy 2
my little peanus weanus
my little GP
that video has to be staged, no fucking way
made an /an/ thread >>>/an/5055004
didn't ask, don't care
wdym dont careit's a thread about bugs how can you not care
i only care about rome (greek)
also because /an/ is the worst board to talk about animals
why is that so?
i don't know, but i'm not concerned with the "why" side of thingsi just noticed it's bad
so what you're saying is you can't even describe what makes it such a bad board to talk about animals in, you just say that it's the worst to do that in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZCtUDJ9zHoanimals and gsg, a true symphesis...https://www.grymini.pl/gra/backyard-buzzing
i can but you didn't ask how, you asked why
new whiteness map just dropped
I don't speak sudaca to understand the filenamewhere's the legend and why does Antarctica have data
once again I am left baffled as to how Brazil and Portugal were once the same country
whats the system in china
the greek one
it all started when the portuguese cucked their own colonists by telling them to go fuck monke
to think that those descendants of monkeys post amongst us today on /gsg/
i didn't know we had someone outside of the southern brazil
south brazilians are brazilians tooit's like brahmins making fun of indians with the implication that they're making fun of the lower castes. they're all still indian
octaroons and hexadecaroons insisting they're white and totally better than mulattos and quadroons will never not be funny to me
portugal used to be white in the middle ages
india isn't a good comparison because it never received waves and waves of european immigration
portugal is still white
my favourite meme is /pol/tards insisting dominicans are white
ah yes, the wonderful world of memegame2’s "RGO system" where each province proudly specializes in exactly one thing and one thing only, forever. an entire province might be covered wall-to-wall in identical wheat fields, while the neighboring region is nothing but coal shafts plunging straight through the crust of the earth. mixed economies? diversified land use? perish the thought. memegame2 dictates that every square meter of land is spiritually aligned to a single export commodity. a region the size of Glasgow may contain forests, mountains, rivers and towns, but the Lord of memegame2 has decreed: “this land makes only coal.” you could have 200,000 people living in a iron-mining province with not a single patch of farmland in sight, and yet somehow they don’t starve.. why? because their food is instantly imported from another province, hundreds of kilometers away, via the Sky Vending Machine™. no roads, no trains, no wagons, just pure logistical telepathy. British peasants in Manchester don’t fish, they simply order their fish directly from japan. the fish travels 12,000 kilometers across the planet, perfectly fresh, sustained by a refrigeration field centuries before refrigeration was even invented. no ice, no salt, no barrel, just immaculate sashimi materializing straight onto the mancunian dinner plate. soil quality, weather, distance to market ~ none of that matters. every tile of land yields the same perfect, spreadsheet-approved output, whether it’s the Nile Delta or a chunk of Arctic tundra. your peasants don’t need tools or weather they simply exist to turn raw terrain into GDP.in the end, cultivation in memegame2 is not agriculture, forestry or resource extraction, but a network of humming Resource Generation Organisms pulsing beneath the map. every farm, mine and plantation is merely a different organ in the same global metabolic system, they exist to digest terrain into market nutrition.
based otternigger (samefag post)
4 posts above mehas to be baithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Aryan_migrations
based fake-otterfag
no you see the south brazilians will pin their hope on the slimmest of doubts that they could be white just because a couple white men came to their jungles two centuries ago and because their skin is kinda paleand then they'll be racist against their north brazilian brothers because lack of self awareness is a typical brown trait
fish actually do travel thousands of kilometers
fucking rootless jews of the sea*throws a car battery into the ocean*
actually most south brazilians don't even carethey'd laugh at the whole german vs med vs polish vs whatever banter that goes on in hereso it's not credible that they'd "pin their hope" on anything, concerning ancestry
well they certainly get very defensive about it here in gee ess gee
cuz they all have black grand parents
grand blackparents
i was once informative, but realized you're just meme-ingdefending information against a moron has no point
meds
i am compiling shaders rn
but are you generating paths?
in memegame 3 i think you don't generate paths
my condolences for whoever has played that
victoria 3 is the reason arumba killed himself
you expect anyone to believe thatkilling yourself over a bad game... tssch
that's the man that punched his son over eu4
metatron has officially become a political youtubercan't watch his shit anymore, barely anything he puts out has anything to do with history now
who?
wasn't that an undertale character?
No, he's a Decepticon
what, no rebuttal attempt from our esteemed memegame2 dinguses?nevertheless, you don’t know how lucky you are, because i only have a 2,000 word limit to work with. a cruel constraint that cuts the tendons of my writing. it’s like being forced to paint a fresco with a toothbrush. every idea crammed against the margins, every sentence gasping for room, every word performing double duty to carry weight that entire pages once bore. what could’ve been a cathedral of prose becomes a cramped chapel of fragments and ellipses.
>who?a history buff that became a debunker of historical revisionism, who then became this hit piece slopperthis guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzA3PDQqsMI
not gonna click that
>a 2,000 word limit to work with. and here we have a "based & white" brazilian specimen who doesn't know the difference between words and letters
didn't know the fake-otterfag is brazilian too
we are all brazilian in here
no that's probably just robbie comming back to his /gsg/ urheimati can recognize the writing style from the waggle pastas
heh, i told that retard i wasn't the fake-otterfag but he actively avoids the truth
obsessed
but hey, sorry you're hung up about it
yes, you are obsessed with vic2
hahahhahaah yes i am obsessed about your memegamei think about it every day while playing another game or doing something else
yes, making posts about it constantly, that'll show everyone how not obsessed you are
it has proven a surefire way to get responsesthis 'robbie' guy appears to see this
why is my vic 3 UI all shit brown now
yes, making a fool out of yourself is a surefire way to get people to laughthose clown guys make a career out of it
your asspain has shown itself a lot throughout the times, but it's good that you've learned to enjoy it
big words for someone who admitted he got so butthurt at /big/ he spent years trying to troll it
since when do italian pan-nats act like jacobins?
they always did thatit's just that you usually don't see the result because the overthrown country gets annexed immediately
i will do a jap run and genocide all the chinks in tribute to robbie der chink
avanti
what are you talking abouti didn't troll /big/ for years because of a grudgei hung out in there because they were funny weirdoslike one of them was a schizo that believed jews (nasa-controlling americans) had made up what outer space and the cosmos looks likewhen infact russia itself reported similar findingsa schizo retard like that is hilarious to egg on because i know i'm in for more stupidity to have fun slapping him over
...or however you rationalize being mad over being called brown
low effort response, go take a nap
the truth is often simple, occam's razoryou're brown
*buys a recreational third rate ship of the line*
>>2162174wish i was around when this weirdo posted, the conversation could've been a hoot
what weirdo? it's a very popular theory
I've been wanting to get into Victoria 2/3 for over a year now but all the negativity I've seen from this general, this board and the otter guy left me clueless on what to do. I maybe should just wait for EU5 since the game seems less about politics.
nice try
lollmao eveni recommend you play memegame2 and have fun with it, i'm sure this nerd talking to me will help you out with it
the internet has been out for decades how are there still people who aren't aware that talking passive-aggressive just makes you look like a spineless loser and a cunt
>>2162768What negativity have you seen regarding Vic2? It's literally the most universally beloved paradox game.
the internet has been out for decades how are there still people who aren't aware that posting in anonymous forums some text which radiates with anger against denizens in said anonymous forums will just attract mockery
>>2162768>should i be slimmering with poo or marinating in it?
>>>/lit/24771585thoughts bros?
thoughts on what, troll threads?deplorable
why would he marry a thief that steals books????
handwritten books from your loverpersonally i wouldn't like it, something like binding a book together or whatever would be infinitely betterif you get given a handwritten book then you definitely have to read it, and not only is it being handwritten just making it harder to read but if you get unlucky it'll be a dogshit book and you'll have to read that for 10+ hoursit's also a pain in the ass to give something back since the whole specialty of her gift is that she tried really hard and blew a shit ton of time on it so you can't just slap her face with money or something expensiver or whatever, you have to give something that took you just as longit's a bad gift really
https://poal.me/9lstdr
don't think of it as a physical gift. it's really just a show of devotionshe's slaving away like a benedictine monk copying a book just for (you)the fact that you're motivated to up the ante and reciprocate something as devoted as she's done is good because it does not allow your relationship to fall into routine as you frequently see with old couples>it being handwritten just making it harder to readlol, lmao
>don't think of it as a physical gift. it's really just a show of devotionyeah that's what i'm doing and i think these shows of devotion are niceit's just that this specific one is far too reliant on simple, braindead labourit would be better to instead have her secretly do preparations for something that we could do together over a smaller amount of time insteadnothing really comes to mind at the moment so i'll give a halfassed example but say something like making a shelf together or whatever the fuckthe problem with reciprocating to this particular gift is that it feels like you couldn't really break even without something that takes just as much time, as a working man you obviously wouldn't want to spend dozens of hours copying a book by hand for a gift>lol, lmaoi said that and i absolutely mean itand i say this as a non-american who can read cursive just fine
but anyways that thread is a troll thread through and through on multiple levels so it's not worth discussing as that redditor probably just had his gf write two pagesshame on you for linking it
why are they like this?
No pressure.
>1920>chechnya still alive
what should I listen to while I groB my germaniums?
pruBens gloria on repeat
https://youtube.com/shorts/XjkF5TbhocE?si=DiSt3WvK-GglGXRakek
time to kick the slavs out of germania57not clicking that
Yeah, let us all pick on the sick dude!
*blobs*
How can the world possibly withstand 100 million Turks?
>>2155877all things seen and unseenone in being withdied and was buriedin fulfillment of the scripturesis worshipped and glorified(and some others probably)
biggers
what about 'em
breeders
briggers
miggers
>thinking whites did giant precision stone cutsrace idolatry tierthese are antediluvian
yes, antediluvian huwhites
as though it needed explanation. bless ya
take ur medsor don't, because pharmakeia is witchcraft
windows key+prt scrn takes old school screenshots btwonly figured this out the other day
nevermind, that was fucking doctored with copy-paste
whats wrong with sexy children
they need correction
/big/ is leaking
sexiness is in the eye of the beholderand the beholder is mentally ill
wtf is a /big/? now about those mesugakis
a what? meso gooky? what'd he say?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mesugaki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
>proccupies himself with japanese fantashitcan't say i sympathize with self-saboteurs
he says in a video game general
depending on the game, strategy games are generally snacks fit for the modern intellectual
so are young girls. ask any french poet
the french were a wellspring for sexual deviantsan early sodom&gomorrah
mwahhhhah the french
brisbane won
what about anglos?
queensland won every major footballing competition this year even the fruity one. surely providence favours us
no one cares
otterwa punjabis are in upset
i'm czech and you're a gibberishposter no one cares about
czech these
off by one, still counts
counts as a fail
i forgot we're not in /vg/ where dubs are disabled
https://ww1.habsburger.net/en/chapters/franz-ferdinand-and-his-political-programmeAbove all, the impending conflict with Russia was in his opinion urgently to be avoided. Franz Ferdinand pursued a policy of rapprochement with the Tsarist Empire, in which he considered himself to be a partner in the struggle against nationalist extremism in Southeast Europe. The goal was to be a marriage of convenience of two authoritarian regimes, because “a war between Austria and Russia would end either with the fall of the Romanovs or with the fall of the Habsburgs – perhaps both.”
good day
to overlook a transgression is the glory of mankindness is what is desired in a manblessings to you (and me)
>you've lived to see people who hate natural order of reproduction and report anyone who is not indoctrinated call themselves gsgeersgrim
and of course the gibberishposter reported everyone then ban evaded himselfas if you needed any more proof he's a malicious raider
dubs of truth
heed the wise words of master grandi: report&ignore
busy gsg'ing as greenskins had to alt+F4 because the dwarves were giving me grief. football starting anyway
yeah no one is replying to him except by mistakeyou'd think he'd stop posting in a general where no one likes him
there is no way to read the above post except in a very butthurt trannified accent
newcastle slags about 3 classes of obesity too overweight to sex... shame
i'm really sorry your voice is like thatmaybe once you grow up you'd be able to read something in a normal manly voice
another post that fails the 'no real person could deliver this line in vocaroo without sounding a queer' test. but i'd welcome you to try
>*rubs hands vigorously*
rate my germania bros
she's 9 out of 10!
isn't that a bit too early to blob into france
thoughts on ck2 hip as the turks and genociding all the indiansor better yet the same thing in eu5
i just really like the kaiserreich shape of germanyyes it's terrible because you don't have cores on those lands and they'll rebel constantly but it's just so aesthetic
imagine eu5's ai is as wet cardboard as ck3'syou will see redditors posting their blobs and buying dlc at record rates but the game will sucki hope it won't be like this. it is my prayer
anything past elsass and lothringen doesn't click for me
eu5 will be saved by crimeamod merging cultures and improving the ai
burgundy-lothringen is german
gdansk is polish
burgundy is burgundian (french)
germany is frankish (french)
germany is turkish (greek)
hre + byzantium = rome
you can remove hre and still get the same result
why does a bit of denmark call it the canton rash?
ok so its french disease?
a final solution to the frankish disease
truly sweden was born to create gsg's
computer, pull up the rates of pregnancy past the age of 25
can you stfu already big boy
how many willys must die
>average age of first pregnancy in sweden according to united nations economic commission for europe is 30
is this true? lol no fucking wayno wonder they have so many autists
varg would say it helps them to build straw huts in the snow
samefagging off the charts
yes that guy posting football is samefagging and getting ignored lol
wish i had a forest jersey.. collar looks sweet on em
downloading ck2
play it and inform us if it's rightfully called "memegame 2"
uhh no its not rightfully called that
that's why he needs to report on it to determine conclusively
i AM hei used to play ck2 all the time as a wee little lad so i know that it's not a memegame
guess that guy spamming about it being the memegame2 is full of shit
>memegame2 is full of shitcorrect.
don't be so harsh on ck2
>>>/vg/373830002
>This day in history>1808 – Without a previous declaration of war, Russian troops cross the border to Sweden at Abborfors in eastern Finland
russia was ukrainian back then
ukraine = russiathat's why they should unite into one country
majestic fish thingbrings a tear to my eye
I can't tell if that includes Alsace.
it does, but not luxemburg
its called gulf of america now
huh, back in my day it was the persian gulf
i love how among short form platforms like tiktok, shorts or reelskids are normalizing the use of n word so casually now
grossgerm without boehmen is modernist lunacy. or if you are going to be strictly 19th century nationalist then it should have to include austria>german empire>neither german nor an empire
^
boehmen is czech
>eu5>one country has 200 unique modifiers to unlock>another country has 200 other kind of modifiers to unlockrevolutionary game incominglook forward to build 500 different kind of buildings and pacify 500 different kind of estates
sorry i am jaded after chasing dwarfs from one side of the badlands to anotheri hope it can be good
was looking for the one where he wields the wand with the big doofy smile but it will have to do
i was looking for "the swede" the other day
shut the fuck up thaneslop retard
they need to ai generate content for countries
+0.05 stab mana deposited into your eu5 preorder
what's your excuse for not taking the castile and chill pill yet, /gsg/?
>give the aisloppers a crumb of attention and he'll start spammingi've learned my lesson
>>2163658i can't believe you've got me to read gay fanfiction, ducethat most certainly is not a woman narrating
>/cisfchasergen/ now what are you doing there as a gsgeer, huh?
>>>/vg/374095179 republic of kongo, lebanon, malaysia, philippines
>>2163661why was this post deleted?
*spits in your faggot face*
dont pay attention to what i was doing just answer the question and stay on topici was there on business
no you answer me firststate your business there
sunset invasion being default setting is one thingI remember a time before they even had those settings so in order to turn it off you had to manually turn off the dlc
Less than a month bros
>>2159643>>2163730eu5 doesn't matterparaslop is done for
eu5 looks better than that
>that most certainly is not a woman narratinghow can you be so sure
i know everything
Why does no one reply here now
if i reply they will mass report my posts
>>2163758This is for retards who enjoy visual novel shit and TNO
i would play it but it seems annoying to use
new whiteness map just dropped...
>France>1610uhhhh...?
pan the camera east so i can get a good look
also crimea and mongoliums
this world could have been so different if hitler had a copy of their finest hour ...
YEEEHAW
if poland occupied moskau and somehow this counts for lithuania (owned by poland) and sweden (poland had a swedish king) then china occupied it as well because she had a mongol emperor (yuan dynasty)
i occupied a park bench in moscow in 07
>and sweden (poland had a swedish king)funny retardthis obviously refers to de la gardie's army defeating the second false dmitry and being welcomed as liberators into moscow. the city was then occupied by swedish forces for two months. the same swedes would then leave the city to be destroyed at klushino by the poles who then marched to moscow and occupied it for two years.
prague is the farthest east i've charted
an astonishingly little amount of fun was had playing this. a real chore
sounds exactly like eu4is songs of syx an honorary gsg?
witcher 2 is an honorary gsg because it sucks ass
better than witcher 3
sid meiers pirates (the original) is an honorary gsg
the original is shit, the remake is goated
new whiteness map dropped
unpopular opinion: eggs ruined the food by overpowering any other tastes in said food
any retard can buy specialized ingredients and follow a recipea true virtuoso can work with mom's leftovers
thoughts on the strats?
what did he mean by this?
i'm sorry for using the caliph's english instead of mbapwe's english
what's more based, christianity or islam
codified atheism with bill gates as the church head
depends on what kind of spam it needs to be at least 90% meat to be good
fuck off bacon is epic
>>2164476
stop spamming
as someone who mostly consumes eggs with ketchup, you don't have any idea of how alienated i'm feeling right now.
is that the coat of arms of The United Dual-Quadruple Monarchy of Austria-Hungary-Bohemia-Croatia-Galicia-Dalmatia-Slavonia-Tyrol-Carniola-Carinthia-Transylvania-and-Associates, governed by His Apostolic Imperial and Royal Majesty, Kaiser-König-Archduke-Supreme-Overlord of Ten Constituent Diets and Thirty-Nine Semi-Sovereign Estates, whose foreign policy is paralyzed because the Count of Görz refuses to attend unless his cousin, the Burgrave of Sopron, is seated one chair higher than the Bishop of Temesvár?
you missed some
imagine posting a memegame2 snapshot without context and thinking anyone gives a fuck.
why was the image above this post deleted
genuienly the fact that in vic2 you have all those african tags break colonisation is really sad because it shows the game fundamentally just doesnt work well when it comes to navigating historyone of the few things vic3 is better
i lost my appetite to share/meme something i just learned exactly because of your le eu4 in memegame2 shittery
>why was the image above this post deletedblasphemy against vic2 and outing himself as a newfag for not recognizing an old meme
the irony of that post causing exposure to that poster campaign compared to if he just shut his ass up
it's an interesting campaign. certainly a breath of fresh air compared to normal germania formationbremen just petitioned for annexation. shame you don't get cores on it as a national union
i think vic2 is a decent but very flawed game, and the flaws are just too tough to overlook after a whilebadboy is a terrible mechanic for example, revolts even worse because of the limited number of reforms. forcing the player to be fascist and cycling through the same few reforms over and over again is too gamey
absolutely vic2 is not perfect shame vic3 threw the baby with the bathwater and is a much much worse game instead of just building on what vic2 did well and improving the rough parts
vic3 had decent ideas but absolutely dogshit executionparadox has seemingly 0 room for scrutiny so they refuse to acknowledge where the game failed and instead double down on the terrible aspects like the combat
johan is an autist so he can't take any criticismremember that "johan is an autist" copypasta?
name one (1) thing memegame2 did well retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodcthis is the guy in charge of training russian soldiers in hand to hand combat
the dynastic interactions were nice. you could be a friend with a character and you knew he'll be a bro and won't betray you
confessional: once I played a Kongo campaign in Vic2 DoD and I kind of enjoyed it
what did you do to mongo, kuba, luba, mbango, bongo and luango?
but there are no such things as characters in memegame2. no ministers, no financiers, no generals with ambitions or grudges. just faceless abstractions moving along perfectly calculated sliders. diplomacy isn’t a conversation between statesmen, it’s the equivalent of a caveman grunting at a glowing interface, pressing “increase opinion” until the tooltip turns green. nobody signs treaties, nobody betrays allies, nobody misreads a telegram or miscalculates a mobilization. relations rise not through shared interest or fear, but because the player remembered to click a button once every six months. every act of statecraft, from trade agreements to alliances, is performed through a soulless ritual of button presses, alliances are forged without conversation. wars begin without hatred. empires collapse not because of intrigue or betrayal, but because some hidden value crossed a numeric threshold.
time to free my german brothers71but there arethere are counts, dukes, kings, emperors, unlanded characters, the pope, etc.
memegame 2 retard could've launched the game he's so obsessed with at least once. memegame 2 is all about dynasties, exactly what you'd expect from a medieval gsg
press s and take a screenshot of congo basin
annexed them allKongo has a small event chain involving letting Spain abduct... err, "educate"... your children, to help you adopt European waysafter completing it you unlock a decision to get cores on all land owned here
yes, it's based on hpm so you get the classic meme of 6 gorillion bantus personally eaten by leopold
mememod check: not passed
K O N G
^kek
italian nri
when i played arab union and passed the irredentist decision that gave me cores on all of north africa french algeria was called "french arab union"
yeah that's just how Vic2 regional naming works for whatever reasonpicks the biggest possible nation with cores in the region to use as the basisvery noticeable when you see meme mods that allow the restoration of SPQR and French Algeria becomes the French Roman Empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlAXMoXYr14
three hurrahs for danubian confederation
Anyone know a mod for EU4 which improves historical accuracy?
unholy danubian confederation
poland has the xoxols as an accepted culture btw
ruthenian culture... vgh
don't tell crimeadev
the great ching empire
https://youtu.be/_0hTtsqiFCc
ah yes, the wonderful world of memegame2 “tax system” where every citizen, from shoeless peasants to aristocrats is born with an invisible telemetry malware broadcasting their income directly to the state treasury. each morning, as the sun rises over cootbus, 40,000 sorbian farmers subconsciously upload their daily wheat output into the groß kaiserlich-kloudcentre. within milliseconds, the royal coffers in berlin register the transaction, updating the budget tab with immaculate precision. no receipts, no paperwork, no middlemen needed. just instantaneous taxation at the speed of thought. the technology is so advanced and yet somehow can only tax 30% of the population because the rest of society is running on linux mint. the government isn’t inefficient because of corruption or incompetence but because the player hasn't unlocked “tax collection 2.0” that comes with better spyware. bureaucrats don’t even collect taxes, they act as white-hat hackers for the state, probing peasant minds for unreported assets, each one adds +0.01% to administrative efficiency. assign enough of them, and the ministry of finance achieves full root access to every shoelace sale in cootbus. after taxes are collected, the system then instantly redistributes them across the nation without banks, treasuries or logistics. soldiers in the alps are paid from the same cosmic wallet as bureaucrats lounging in silesia with the money they just got from khasubian laborers selling iron ores to the Sky Vending Machine™taxation in memegame2 a civic process but a fiscal-omniscience environment where peasants, artisans and aristocrats alike are nodes in the imperial blockchain of thought constantly streaming income packets into the state vault, bureaucrats are root-level sysadmins patching reality itself and a currency that doesn’t circulate but propagates as energy quanta, instantly available to every military unit, minister and school principal anywhere on earth
Thoughts?
why are you baiting with half a decade old /his/ weebpost?
just remembered it
and you typed it from memory?
yes i recreated the image bit by bit, typed it in in binary
ugh exactly how it was in the good old days of the early 00s
https://youtu.be/D23s4m2Udncfound a video about black people of britain
taxing your people daily is one of the reasons why i quit playing vic2 and accept that vic3 is just the better game
but victoria 3 has weekly taxes which is still a far cry from proper yearly taxes
>yearly taxesyour taxes are automatically subtracted from your paycheck in civilised countries though, making them monthly for most
today, not in the 1836 when majority of the world was still agrarian and collected taxes off the produceand that's only if you're wagenigger. if you're self-employed you gotta do your taxes yourself on a yearly or quarterly basis depending on the cunt
the cheddar man was orange, as the name suggests
cheddar man bad
>during the Republic and Empire, Rome often outsourced tax collection to private contractors called Publicani. these were usually wealthy equestrians who bid for the right to collect taxes in a province. they would pay the state a fixed sum upfront and then keep whatever they could extract beyond that, which made them highly motivated and often ruthless collectors. the system was efficient for Rome, it guaranteed revenue without tying down bureaucrats but it also incentivized abuse, extortion, and corruption. in many provinces, their reputation preceded them and stories of overreach and harsh penalties spread faster than roman edicts, yet it was still great for the Romans. the treasury's filled, the empire expanded and rome accepted the danger of provincial unrest as the price for having a reliable stream of revenue
>>2164525why do they have historical portuguese colonies
>cheddar>orangefucking yanks disgust me.
whoa just like our monetary system in real life!! except now we have more tiers in the ponzi scheme to give more illusions that the game is just
eat the richeat the tax collectors
>turning cheddar orange bad>turning carrots orange oh my hecking good
if your cheese isn't white then neither are you
its grey
this is why money is evili don't care how the value you bring to the table actually matches your wage or how just you think your domestic wealth distribution is. the truth is we're all so inter-connected and thus imagine the sheer number of people who are getting ripped off along the way just so you can call me a midwit using a computer $500 cheaper than it should've been thanks to some fucking taiwanese middle schoolers wageniggering for candies or if you're phoneposting, some fucking indonesian laborers rgo'ing nickels deep inaide of fucking krakatoa just for your stupid phone's battery and don't forget all the shady backroom deals and people getting killed for it, all this were just for ONE of your countless industrialized possessions and guess what the funny part motherfuckers? you can't fucking escape this englithened civilized system, every square of land on the face of earth belongs to some fuckers already, no what do you mean you want to stay off grid, live off the land? are you fucking madd??
how much blood is 1 4channel post
a liter
https://youtube.com/shorts/De4AZxfBaXc?si=a-chOlsnjah1k8BM
about 7 children in africa died to malaria for every interval of post posted in /gsg/
someone explain that vid
absolutely nobody here plays goy4good luck getting that answer
i don't watch shorts so i can't answersorry
i can watch it for you
watch it for me too im not home
It's not actually possible to hybridize with Iberian cultures during the struggle if you have the Roman pride tradition, is it? It doubles the cultural acceptance needed, so my target is 80%. The baseline decay increases with acceptance. Or am I missing something that decreases cultural acceptance required to hybridize?
this is why estados unidos is unstoppablealso lowkey should be a feature in a gsg
>Taliban persecuted Jews>God sent an American horde down upon Afghanistan where they sat for two decades before running away
isn't it weird how everyone who was sent after the persecutors later on persecuted jews themself >entire romanov dynasty wiped by god
>muslims persecute jews>god bombs their hospitals
15have you watched it yet
sorry for letting you down, i didn'ti can watch it now if you still need it
uh no its fine
>>>/lgbt/41283661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAvQgsuoB7Ibvsed vnd trvd pvpe...
just found out im trans thanks to that link you postefwhat do i do now
how dedicated are youif it's just a fleeting feeling then give it up, becoming a trains man is not easy since it's a relatively "easy" job and there's only so many trains in a country
chunk of the ice wall on full display and people still doubt its existence
heres the question thoughwhich layer of the ice wall is it from?
"nikola hracovec" eh
gjergj kastrioti was also greek despite a slavic name
unfortunate namejust call him greg
what if colonization of the neu weltbut fun
how do you propose we achieve that?
it's george actually
gyergi
yes that's his name
if he was greek, we would remember him as gregorios castrati
theres a greater ajax and a lesser ajaximagine being so insignificant all you're remembered for is being a nobody who happens to share a first name with a legend
Here it's a floor cleaning detergent
*eats tide pod*
7idk....in theory it should be very easy since youre just endlessly eating up free territory which makes your brain feel really good(hence why some people even enjoy the shitty press button - wait for colony to get to 1k type of colonization that is present in eu4)
adolf hitler was ethnically greek
colonization would be saved by pops, just like victoria 2 does it just with more control over the popssending noble pops to a colony, sending serfs to a colony, sending niggers to a colony and watch the former profit off the latter's laboursend missionaries to a colony and see natives get civilised and start working for you instead of living off the land in the jungles of colombiaanother thing that would improve colonisation immensely would be something paradox is terrible at — small scale warfare. in eu4 if you go to war over colonies it's an all out 7 years war every time, when it should be the local troops skirmishing with every extra garrison sent from the mainland resulting in increased tension between the two mainlands
>>>/wsg/5991132
imagine coming home to your loving transwife and kids after a hard day dm'ing horny indians for an onlyfans girl only to find out your son plays victoria 3
>wyświetlenia
imagine coming home to 2165426
nbro's trillions in crypto singlehandedly carrying europe's gdp
epic EU win, look at the grapheubros we eatin good!
cottbus vs wrocław who would win?
OMG its ursula onions facing!!! so wholesome chungus oh my science
not a fair fight since cottbus owner doesn't have sorbian accepted
poland doesn't have ślůnzoki accepted either
they're part of the same culture group none the less
now this is the most accurate whiteness map you'll ever see
poland and bulgaria... aryan brothers...
>>>/lit/16808879>>>/lit/16808882>point out basic and known inconsistency in rudamentary phisics>offer a solution for discussion>thread gets dominated by 1 retard that gets hung up on, of all things, the claim that knives cut things
fucked up link>>>/sci/16808879>>>/sci/16808882
do they really use miles in ingerlandalso in russia there are 130 km/h roads plus you can exceed the speed limit up to 20 kilometers
why did willy do it
"i uploaded data to the internet and people saw itnow i am mad"
in ingerland they use a schizophrenic mix of systeme international and imperial
bro think he can 1v7 the entente and her allies
10uhhh wheres turkey greece etc
in hell, i hope
>uhhh wheres turkey greece etc
türks obviously don't fit in heregreeks and serbs could've
what do you mean turks are white, based and european
here's how to make colonization of the americas fun in only a few steps or so>you may ship an unrestricted size of colonists that may be either state-financed or self-financed>the choice between planting cash crops for export or building a breadbasket economy to sustain a large population>the ability to have small-scale conflict without proper warfare's code of conduct (no war declarations, treaties or truces required) >the inability to share monopolitan treasury with your colonies and vice versa, money must move via ships just like units>the inability to inquire trade goods from the other side of the planet without proper logistical challenges or at least abstracted fees>transatlantic winds/currents affecting travel schedule>piracy that deserves its own section later if you want me to write it>merchants can form trade companies that can request monopoly rights and issue stocks>the ability to trade and negotiate with natives through epic diplomatic plays>introduction of more trade goods like picthis will turn colonization into a logistical art, not a map-painting routine
too complexnot sure how spain would be able to own all of new world by late game (1500) with this system
^smallpox and catholicism: am i a joke to you?
that infohraphic is missing the most important good, pops
cortez took over mexico because in mexico was fucking pissed at the ruling aztecssmallpox and catholicism came later
spain’s crown jewel was never its colonies themselves, but the gold mines of mexico and the silver veins of perualso some kind of food spoilage system, no longer can you thrive on remote ass places by importing grain from mars, this will also add more weight to your decision, whether to plant cash crops for instant gain or staple foods to build up your pops but they can also fight for their independence if you raise the tax on public fart emissions by +0.3%
>the silver veins of peruaren't you forgetting some other silver-producing colony? if only it had a convenient name to remind you it was rich in silver...
new granada?
>>2165605la plata retard
chevrolet silverado
>food spoilage>for a food that's harvested once a year, stored and consumed all year roundare you taking magellan's journey to your colonies?
yes yes it was la plata obviously but there's no need to reply
yes and all sailors will need to eat citrus or equivalent substitutes, otherwise their scurvy slider starts to tick up for every day spent at sea without itat 44% they start showing symptoms: fatigue, bleeding gums, reduced efficiency, slower repair and reload times.at 82% they’re practically useless: mass sickness, mutiny risk and crew deaths start stacking, forcing you to dock or risk losing the ship entirely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjFIj_p86zothe most badass portrayals of spanish colonizers in films
scurvymaxxing to save fruit mana
Did you google "slurs for mexicans" before posting?
you forgothttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Garrido
>>2165479China is undergoing major population collapse. Current population, in reality, is likely around 900 million. Over the past few years China has even resorted to importing African labour to replace their ageing-out workforce. Chinese policy has always been extremely short-sighted: they went from forcing women to have intrauterine devices inserted to encouraging them to have as many children as possible over the span of two years.The Chinese collapse is coming - it isn't going to be some epic sudden implosion like CCP-haters have been predicting is imminent for the past several decades; the country is just going to gradually slump further and further into a depression.
reminder that leading politicians are telling you the great replacement isnt real but we need 400000 immigrants a year to replace retirees in the workforce
don't forget that acid rain is comingi mean the hole in the ozone layeri mean the ice agei mean the global warmingi mean the climate change you should be aware of that
i still remember that period of climate panic where they said we have to stop flushing piss to save wateri love hecking peer-reviewed government-funded 100 sample graphs so hecking much bros
what's even the alternative to flushing pisspissing on grass so the soil intoxicates?
karl marx would put on a skirt and spin like a femboy if he saw modern "far left" economic plans
leaving your piss in the toilet so you can simmer the ammonia into the air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B59TYdGPe5o
>>2165504>So, forum, these few people who either cannot understand or lack the honor to respect such a simple rule are a dire danger to all of you, they are merely an insult to us.wtf
My family does that and I absolutely hate it
*makes a video about your content and shovels dozens of dollaridoos*
95one of my most hated things in this world is how opinion-having has become this ridiculous thing where if you have one you have to take it to the extreme and if the people you don't like have an opinion you have to subscribe to the most extreme version of the exact opposite opinionin the case of climate change the ones who believe something should be done only talk about inane shit like banning flushing piss(but only in a few select european countries) while the opposition goes "oh no climate change clearly doesn't exist because i say so :) also even if it were real it'd be epic and based actually because it'd be summer all the time"
but memegame2 IS that dogshit this is not merely just my opinion