If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.How fares your empire, /gsg/?This week in history:September 26, 1687 – Morean War: The Parthenon in Athens, used as a gunpowder depot by the Ottoman garrison, is partially destroyed after being bombarded during the Siege of the Acropolis by Venetian forces.September 27, 1669 – The Venetians surrender the fortress of Candia to the Ottomans, thus ending the 21-year-long Siege of Candia.September 28, 1066 – William the Conqueror lands in England, beginning the Norman conquest.September 29, 1714 – The Cossacks of the Russian Empire kill about 800 people overnight in Hailuoto during the Great Wrath.September 30, 1888 – Jack the Ripper kills his third and fourth victims, Elizabeth Stride and Catherine Eddowes.October 1, 331 BC – Alexander the Great defeats Darius III of Persia in the Battle of Gaugamela.October 2, 1958 – Guinea declares its independence from France.Random Country Pickerhttp://orph.link/random>Archive (mods only)https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow>Where to get these gameshttps://web.archive.org/web/20190720131512/http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume>Mods>> READ THIS FIRST.https://web.archive.org/web/20200712212437/https://pastebin.com/33A7wXdB>>[V2] - Niggermodhttps://pastebin.com/Xgjd5LvG>>[V2] - Crimeamodhttps://www.moddb.com/mods/crimeamodPrevious thread: >>2147314
I only start as weak nations because the objective of grand strategy games is to become strong.
i only start as fun nations
>2000 ducats a year by default via treasure fleets>proximity to europe, africa, asia and america, perfect for all of your blobbing needs>infinite pope mana>very convenient choke points to deploy stackwipe strat>very aesthetic borders and map colorstarting as castile in the year 1535 is peak comfort, to say the least, if i may say so myself.
>>2154568I only start as European nations because I only like Europeans.
Isn't Castille/Spain just a default raidboss nation. I have never actually played them but the AI consistently becomes massive.
>>2154568Educational>>2154572This>>2154575This too>>2154583Not this though>>2154586Often, but usually that title goes to the Ottomans and France. If Spalin doesn't form, AI Castile is just average, mid-sized nation.
playing small nation to end up becoming big in eu4 is certified slowarded when the only fun thing to do in the game is literally the war gameplay and blobbingbuilding up a small nation means waiting and lots of waiting, your pc is better off mining dogecoin than afk ing thatthank you for not replying
>>2154596Bad post, downvoted>thank you for not replyingNo need to thank me
playing a smol nation is anything but waitingif you want to have a glimpse of what a truly good player is capable of when piloting a one province minor just watch arumbashame he killed himself
why does the previous thread use a — in the subject but this one uses a -?
^ai post
@81absolutely horrific blobbingyou should be shot
yesblobbing into pomerania as spain is inexcusable
behead those who insult wolgast
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empresa_de_Chinaso uery gloriovs... iust jmagjne...
>playing as spain>blobbing all over europe (including pomerania) >irish catholics are still under english yokeshamehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Armada_in_Ireland
Wolgast != Spain.
if so then why does wolgast own iberia?
tragically it probably would have worked
Spain would have been better off if the Romance population assimilated into the Visigoths rather than the opposite.
>Once conquered, the plan included mass evangelizing activities and the promotion of mestizaje between Iberians and Chinese, hoping to turn China into a source of strength to extend Hispanic control and Christianity across all of Asia.spain would have had to send the entire male population on 20 year tours roaming around china, castrating all the men and impregnating all the women they found
name 3 cases where the overwhelming majority assimilated to the culture of a tiny minority
Normans/EnglishGreeks/Anatoliansarguably Hungarians/Avars, depending upon whom you believe
indians/aryans
peru
try asking a doctor moron
none of these were assimilations but more like creating a new culture with the characteristics of both parent culturesexactly what happened in spain
i didn't know you had a doctorate
which part of spanish culture is inherited from the goths
the part with a primal need to sack Rome
Mustache
Beard
the romans and french did the sametheir shared heritage is fucking everything in sight and making them speak your language
What about Berbers and other North Africans? They were fully arabized.
from what ive heard north africans only started being arabized proper about a hundred years agotheres some butthurt among them because their original languages are being replaced with arabic
the process started earlier than 100 years ago, but it did also begin with the migration of a fuckton of Arabs into the region (see: the Banu Hilal)
visigoths intermixed with the roman population of hispania and later the iberians intermixed with the native americans in their colonies.anglo-saxons almost completely replaced celto-roman population of england and later the anglo americans almost completely replaced the native americans in their colonies.history rhymes like that.
>spanish culture is inherited from the gothsa lot of words in the spanish language are akshually germanic words.also lots of spanish names come from germanic names.
if you want an example of an extremely tiny majority assimilating large empires look no further than aleksandr and his diadochi instilling the love of little boys in the entire near east
>anglo-saxons almost completely replaced celto-roman population of england any peer reviewed sources for this one?8nuh-uh they only have like 1000 germanic words
germanic is the main character of cultures around the gralobe
My source is racially-biased English sources from the late 1800s and early 1900s (who were genetically indistinguishable from the Welsh)
i am of germano-illyrian-turkic descent
average balkanoid mutt rapebaby lmao
if you think about it most european cultures were conquered and ruled by skinwalking germanics for basically the entire middle ages
yeah like half of modern day poland was built by germans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabhuxtTJLA
and the other half built by german professionals sent by the eu
that was after the middle ages thoughpoland was stronk and not ruled by germans or russians in the middle agesit was starting in the late 1700s when prussia/austria began taking polish territories and civilizing them
yeah and if you think about it that way the defining trait of German(ic)s is that their "culture" is so shit they're willing to give it up for anything else
western civilization has just been a 2500 year long experiment to get germans to stop being so fucking autistic
i didn't know it was the germans that built the soviet commieblocks in poland
no theyre the ones tearing them down and raising the gdp per capita of eastern poland from 500 to 50k
there are germans in paraguay who refuse to integrate with anyone else (beside using local amerindians as cheap labor) to the point they're now experiencing inbreeding symptoms on a significant number of their people
the wealthiest parts of modern poland are the ones that were ruled by the prussians for 150 years
Society fell apart the moment that the most based Germans (Vandals) fell to the gayreek
i was a prussiapro for most of my life but the past decade ive started liking germanics less and lessthey're too mentally ill
>the wealthiest parts of modern poland are the ones that were ruled by the prussians for 150 years>posts map which very clearly indicates the single wealthiest part of Poland, which was not ruled by Prussians (or any Germans), ever
it was ruled by germans from 1795 to 1806 and then from 1939 to 1944
mazovia is an outlier obviously just ignore itbut the general trend is there
If we're counting WW2 occupations then literally 100% of Poland was ruled by Germans
there is no trend, warmia is poor and it was literally a core part of east prussia longer than it was polish
the fact that Poland named a landlocked city, and thus voivodeship, "Łódź" ("boat") will never fail to make lmao
the trend is that the descendants of the forcefully removed eastern poles remember to hate anyone even slightly pro russian
uniting germany in vanilla memegame2 is piss easy and i don't know why so many fags jerk themselves off over itprove you're a real gsger by uniting germany in dod, and no, uniting the hre as bohemia doesn't count
why are you doxing yourself here
step 1: sit around and savescum as Bavariastep 2: what's the challenge?
>regions where less than 50% voted for one candidate are still marked a certain color even though that literally means more than 50% voted for the other candidateliterally a rigged mapmark twain was right: lies, damned lies and statistics
18is uniting germany in ck2 really that easy? never tried itdo you do the chestburster strat on the >h>r>e?
this is what being american does to your brain
Because when you form Germany you win. I don't know why Germany is so powerful in Victoria 2 but for some reason they always have a huge economy and army.
>inbreeding symptoms on a significant number of their peoplehot
you're obsessed with americans and are retarded to bootthat map uses the 2nd round of the 2010 presidential election which means there are only two candidatesit's not adjusted for turnout either because that was 60% which means no region would have more than 50% of its population voting for 1 candidate, even the stronghold of a partyyou're a retarded nigger that projects his retardation onto others and you should be ashamed of yourself
germany is strong in liq2 because germany has a lot of pops with high literacy and has good rgos so those pops are richlate game russia becomes stronger than germany if they get their literacy up
>race: aryan>brown>curly>brownuhm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Polish_presidential_electioni would check my sources ameribro
https://prezydent2010.pkw.gov.pl/PZT/PL/WYN/W/index.htmi didi will not abide by kikepedia and their rigged maps
>>2154718>you're a real gsger by uniting germany in dodno thanks
i dont see how your map contradicts my map
it does not, but "your" map is still shiite and dishonest
any vic2 mod which doesn't allow you to reunite the Holy Roman Empire (including the Netherlands, Brabant, Lorraine, Upper Burgundy, Arles, and northern Italy) is a BIG cringe from me
meanwhile krimmod
>the holy roman empire was dissolved 30 years before the game start>can't be reformed>the roman empire was dissolved 383 years before the game start>can be reformed
>meanwhile krimmoddidnt know nbro was this based
it was the 2nd dev that added this, not nataliabro, as evidenced by the inclusion of guomindang among the undesirables
not to mention, it was very controversial at the time whether the dissolution of the HRE was legitimate, and the Habsburgs could 100% have retaken the title had they desired tounlike the Roman Empire
the dissolution of the roman empire was illegitimate as well
getting conquered fair and square is not an illegitimate reason for dissolution, you little bitch
so napoop conquered the unholy germanic confederation fair and square? makes sense
point to the exact year when nashitter conquered the Holy Roman Emperor
>nashitter angloids raus
Test (Expert Difficulty): What year did the Roman Empire fall?
>>2154751what does the guomindang have to do with it
1806
1938
1204
2001
1488
1870
i always pause eu4 at 20/4/1488
https://old.reddit.com/r/victoria2/comments/1ka00t3/why_is_crimeamod_not_the_default_way_to_play_the/
sakhalin really seems like a great place to live
its a shitholeit was real good back when it was karafuto though
you were there huh
no it wasn't back then it was an even bigger shitholenow it's a comfy low pop density island full of huwhite men
is that loss?
>>2154718what version of dod?
thoughts on dol?
divergences of light?
degrees of lewdity, a victoria 2 mod
for me it's the old camp
for me its NEOVICTORIAnone of the literal children in this general will remember it though
i had some images of it stuffed somewheremaybe in my attic
NEOVICTORIA is literal newfag shit from 2019the steamgroupies just spammed the fake screenshots but made no modthen someone made a mod that was like it but abandoned it like a weg in the prealfa v0.1
^know-nothinger
newfags with 10k messages since their one year of joining larping as oldfags are the sovl of every forum
i was literally there, three thousand years ago, when the strength of the steamgroups failed
radical yugoslavia
>lotr reference
memento germania
we here in gsg appreciate tolkien's work
>>2154574why was this post deleted?
your neovictoria does not make you a gsger
yugoslavia was real retard
Steppes of Skythia... Home
based pole
ate europe?
ate europeate americasluv nihonsimple as
No, that's NEOW. ATE Europe barely has anything going for it. I'm trying to reform Scythia as Alans (Ossetians).
damn shame ck2 got abandoned just as people started making actual good total conversion mods
i remember anbennar dev saying that the eu4 version is just a prequel for the vicky version but then he decided to make it for vic3 so i lost all interesthas the anbennar for vic3 even come out?
without periods iykim haha
gsg ist todd
my first post in months got deleted ]:^(
damn replyfags, ruining our peaceful general
https://youtu.be/oGFr_NcKyfo?si=xon7vkYq-jZ0DpsU&t=135i listen to this every time i play france
that should be never. because france sucks
This video is age-restricted and only available on YouTube. Learn more
for me it's the ottomanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr9AattFkqo
there's a script to unlock age restricted videos, go look it up and don't let jewtube dictate what you can or what you can't watch
>>2154999>>2155000why were these posts deleted?checkem by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllgfrance doesn't suckshe's my favorite country to play in liq2
i wont bother with that script because age restriction gives me a really good excuse to not watch dogshit videos
except jewtube uses the age restriction very ideologically and restricts all videos supporting the critique of the system
so dogshit videos
exactly, me, too, love the antichrist
yeah but ive been using youtube exclusively to listen to music for the last decade so that doesnt matter to me
Drang nach Osten
today it's more like drang nach westen
https://youtu.be/D7pw9_EMGfI?si=yimdKqkuDo-4oIbD&t=8
und das heisst*dun dun dun*
>>2155015why wasn't my post deleted?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samarina_Republic
EEEEEEEEEEEEERIKA
>A declaration of independence was issued on 29 August 1917 by some Aromanian figures at Samarina and other villages of the Pindus mountains of northern Greece wow thats right next to where my ancestors came from
haha you're pindusian
>came fromto the nearby city, right? surely you're a pure blooded greek living in greece and not some weird new world mutt forever cursed to live on a continent not suited for the huwhite man
dont insult me like that man theres no way my ancestors would be retarded enough to go to the neu weltthey traveled like 300-500km
...to turkey
or as i like to call it "the eastern roman empire"
the "eastern" part is redundant once the western part fell
thoughts of mustafa kemal the doenmeh?
have yet to see one(wan) piece of proof of him being a jew
it's all in his physiognomythe sultan forced his ancestors (sabbateans) to convert by the sword so their progeny forced the sultan to abandon his country and let it get destroyed by foreign influence
the country got destroyed by foreign influence all the way back in 1500 or so when it was decided that trade concessions would be given to france for no reason whatsoever(which later led to the complete economic collapse of the empire)
Khazars and Turks probably looked the same in medieval times. Just like in ck2.
khazars looked just like poles except they had large noses and big ears
just like poles period then
wat sey?
/big/ is dead. do not speak her name in vein
schizo thread
if I post gween tea enough, will he come back?
cawfee
>absolutely horrific blob- ACK!! ACK!!!it's beautifuli have the most beautiful campaigns in /gsg/with that out of the way, i've set up my defenses and the truce juggle perfectly now: next year gbr, 4 years after that france, 4 years after france dismantling hre and repeatpoland is my bestfriendi'm protecting dying otterman as to prevent majors from blobbing into their land and to keep the balkans from getting highdev as well as for aesthetic purposes
i don't want to stay on the first pageanchor us to page 3 or something like that
alsoisvictoria triplegood yet?
you don't need to do it for decades of your lifeyou can go to the gym and move metal up and down if you'd likeor you can go to the track and move yourself forward and backwards if you'd like
dismantling hre rnhopefully polebro won't join the war like last time through great power mechanic (kinda based tho)luckily last time austria just white peace'd them
>>2155134How can you even win this without cheating?
modern warfare 101sacrifice poland
akshually it's pretty easyi'm just camping behind the safety of my forts and let them siege amsterdam/veniceonce they're trapped there (50-150k army on average), my superior tercio deathstacks will obliterate with easerinse and repeat till i'm confident enough to try to siege hre electors and viennatheir warleader is also just an opm trier next to luxembourg which can be easily peaced out
so i'm trying to form hermania in degrees of lewdity as one guy said was oh so difficult (nevermind that i've seen the ai do this) and i mobilize a couple days before declaring war and get hit with thisi remember when hpm added this but i forgot it was a thing... fucking mememods... every cunt mobilized before the weltkrieg irl
do not underestimate the mental contortion of a blobber
who gives a hoot just press the win buttoni vaguely remember every country in degrees of lewdity that has flavour being pathetically easy to blob in with lots of decisions(except for 1-2 random "nazi" states that are railroaded into getting raped)
>who gives a hoot
ugh
im not a seahorse im a vic2 event choice
>>2154835its from ~2014 you fucking retard i wrote it
>TIL judenburg
vgh
>>2155136>>2155134stop abusing poland
i dont get why they bundled this mod with this map modthe vanilla vic2 look is great
vicky 3 is filtering me
press the win button
where's the win button
it's uninstall.exe
>im a 7 foot tall 120kg chad actually
i laughed
fucking aragorn, go back to middle earth
this is your company, v3 posters
https://youtu.be/uvTntTl2_Bk?si=eK2kxOyXhwlX23A2&t=282
ost wasted on such as shit game
to be honest it sounds like generic shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FapbUcVb6vk
now thats a real toon
rude
the path i chose, the parthicum...
^your shitty meme been living rent free in my head ngl
well, it was a legendary campaign.man, i really should resume my visigothic mega campaign huh
This game's retarded economy doesn't work actually
I have no idea how to properly build and utilise trade centres in Victoria 3. My primary province is using about 40/60 trades whilst a random province in Spain is using 300/300 trades.
just found out they added a chat function to eu5the game is savedthe west is saved
sheesh i am the master of europe.
but when will you finish eating the rest of pomerania?
^wolgast retard
i'm not german
i didn't say the r word but i must wholeheartedly agree with his notion
i'm german doe
you're not a doe, you're a man
Can't Spain get a personal union with Austria? Imagine if that happened in real life?
that would never happen irl don't be silly
it does plus i had gbr pu too but integrating them will take forever even with influ+diplo+popeBonus+monuments etc etcmy bird mana is better off devving gold mines in nuevo mundoit's faster to just blob directly with full absolute tismmy objective is to paint the whole continent yellow
don't be stupid history doesn't work like thatit would never happen
in eu4 if you select the startdate in timeframe of charles v rule you'll see that spain is not in a personal union and instead ruled by some other dudeso it didn't happen
pologne-lituanie sounds incredibly cute
you sound incredibly mentally ill
clean your ears
what are some cute nations
presher
taiwan
eu5y/n
time to bridge the east and west
Do you think that Paradox will apologise once they release the Asian Crusader Kings 3 DLC?
>>2155531after playing another manchuria game in HPM i have to come to the conclusion that Vicky 2 is probably shit and so are its mods
please reconsider
filtered lol
>stuck with grossmanchuria and can't form/reform the Qing as a civilized nationdo moddercucks really?
just... start as qing?
>hpm
tru he should have played shitmeamod so he can say it's conclusively and not probably shit
>>2154520what's the state religion where anointing was part of the coroniation ritual? the answer may shock you
>replying>replying to a previous thread>all just to stir shitscraping the bottom of the barrel, eh?
without hpm you wouldnt have /gsg/
without the communist party there would be no new china!
>good graphics>good soundtracks>dogshit gameplayis victoria 2 just AAA slop?
>>good soundtracksyeah that's why i have to mute my entire computer every time i want to boot the thing
>>2155716pretty accurate
ur just weak and meek
>liqqy bashing>lies about judaism>all suddenly popping up at onceoi i'm noticing
>state obvious fact (anointing was jewish coronation ritual and "the anointed one" is a term for the king of the jews)>uhhh actually history makes me uncomfortable stop stiring shit up OMG!!!!
this website has so many interesting schizos why did we get stuck with this boring dude
i miss dotty and the long talks about obscure conspiracy theories we had...tito the pollack, tartaria and the mud flood, lost centuries, etc.
Jesus wasn't a schizo, you're confusing him for paul.fuck man i miss dotty too, ill come clean, i mightve chased him out of this general by talking about his albanian boyfriend. I'm sorry.
>Szukaj w Google.pnghow embarrassing
kurrrwa
i'm not ashamed of my heiritige this used to be a polish/brazilian general, we just allowed you to post here
well you seewhen you post like thisyour post becomes much clearerit's just common sense
damn, the trick empty characters no longer worksi wanted to have 5 spaces between each line
you have enough space between each ear
>plays the mod made by a guy known for hating fun to the point of making gameplay ruining changes just to make a niche exploit impossible>is surprised the mod doesn't allow any funi'm starting to think that guy is just looking for reasons to justify his irrational hate for liqqy
ok serious pollhttps://poal.me/ozjq8vI'm serious I'd like to know. I would have thought this place to be trad-central.
nice try fsb
why should fsb concern youyou should be thankful it's us and not cia
you can tell which one the poll maker picked
i can'twhich one
>4 self-professed non-christians>only one typing in chat
how is that evidence the maker of the poll picked iti dopnt get it , r u saying its rigged
the text wall choice of coursethe one which towards the end reveals itself to be the catholic choice
more like 4 self-professed brown people
i clicked the poll before anyone voted and the first vote was no
https://streamable.com/m60m7v
>the one which towards the end reveals itself to be the catholic choiceare you a christian? if you're not you're off the hook, but if you are and you don't know what that text is, you're probably going to hell buddy
uhm, sola fide, chud
flip busters
poalme is like discord
sola fide is genuinely a retarded doctrine that comes from a complete misunderstanding of Paul, it's incredibly ironic that modern protestants still cling to it when they're supposed to be rejecting tradition in light of scripture, but have simply invented their own tradition to blindly follow DESPITE scripture.I could go into detail, but it's obvious when paul goes on about "works of the law" he means the jewish law, aka keeping kosher and all that jazz.
>if you don't know what ["that text"] is, you're probably going to hell
in this text, yeah unironically true. how can you follow the nicene creed if you don't know what it is?
nuh uh, i'm not going to hell because i have a lvl 50 in the indulgence battlepass
>12 active gsggers
well you see i had to reset my router 5 times to vote no
stop having bad ip
its a raid
well then we have to kill the boss
you forgot to say that that image is more of a grand strategy than eu4
>we've ran out of germania to blob intoso, is it about time we carve up poland, bros?>top 10 hardest anime decisions
there's literally a german nation remaining retard
>>2155824where retard
riggers
ask nicely
i count 3 german cunts
fuck i honestly forgot i was saying that when posting, it has been so longdid someone post those during my absence with the eu4 line or did you really remember something i would say in like 2017
1. austria2. rigga3. livonian order
wolgast retards
>power picker>fat lump of degeneracy and tranime going togetherpottery
austria is 10% german
120 thousand mouse clicks is a lot
>auslavia>germanlole
we wuz
austrians are not genetically german but are culturally germansame goes for a lot of east germans
we redditposting now?
not clicking your gay tranime image
who the science is samo
i wanted to play some anbennar but it started to require dlc i never bothered to getdo i a) buy itb) get a pirating setup updated (im lazy)c) play a different game
king (rex) of slavs
>>2155853where is cootbus in this map
king (messiah) of the jews
>>2155868
iesus kristos was a pole
https://find.4chan.org/?q=https://poal.me/ozjq8v
why'd you post that
i have a problem
trashggers...
poll results before the discord masturbator raid
that's after you dumb ungulate
check the timestampit was reposted 4 minutes after original postwe've been played along
the poal was posted in the discord masturbator thread 6 minutes before it was posted here
we were the raiders all allong...?
let me guess, thaneslop retard and his furrynegro friend?
no the guy is just retarded and blind
the poll was posted here first tho?>>>/trash/78160451>>>/trash/78160468>>>/trash/78160610>>>/trash/78160849
yeahand reposted 4 minutes after on trash
i thought this guy was just joking but apparently not
i knew the guy trolling about christianity being a jewish religion was weird but to frequent a place like that thread? that's fucked upi often forget how bad 4chan outside of /gsg/ has gotten
are you telling me that half the voters in that thread were trashie masturbators and wthis general doesnt even have 12 active posters?
loli noticed sudden influx in no's but never would've thought it was posted somewhere else
the guy that doesn't know anythign about christianity (guy that claims jesus wasnt a jew) posted it there as a false-flag
he also posts thaneslop and reports half the thread
also also also he likes hpm and posts on reddit
false flag are not real take your medsjesus was a pole
you're making the assumption that everyone is retarded enough to click on random links
i remember when we had someone, maybe robbie, reposting random posts from /gsg/ in random /vst/ threads
GUYS https://youtu.be/vQszKkN6Jb0
it's not a random link it's a poal.me. they used to be popular here a couple years ago
>i often forget how bad 4chan outside of /gsg/ has gottenthat's why you don't condone tranime postingit's a sure sign of an outsider leaking in and infecting this place
poal.me is a gsg staple not a random link
old newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmhDqlzJ840
if you like homestuck you're no friend of mine
the only anime i watched was ghost in the shell and it's one of my favourite filmscertainly in the top 10
your mother is a /gsg/ staple you obese fuck
https://poal.me/2pwhbu
>poll gets posted in /trash/>wtf is /gsg/?>minutes later someone in /gsg/ starts posting shitty cartoonsnoticing
I am the Architect of Chaos
https://find.4chan.org/?q=https%3A%2F%2Fpoal.me%2F2pwhbunoticing
time for my nap
*breaks your NAP*
this has already been noticedgoing to bed, sleep, mastrubate, sleep, yeah yeahsleep bed yeah yeahhmm also thoughts thinking head thinksyeah ehyeahyeahyeahgonna masturbate and take a shower IN THAT ORDER then i will watch total drama island on my phone YEAH :)
are you okay?
in retrospect, i shouldn't have posted the search 4chan gsg link there
as if you needed any more proof you need to be insane to raid a dead general for discussing map painting games
>dead generalanyway why is that eu5 is around the corner
because eu5 is bad
how would u know that
my favorite eceleb said so
i don't watch ecelebs other than arumba (but he killed himself)there has been enough stuff leaked to see eu5 is still a blobfest with mission trees but with a barebones pop system this time (but the pops assimilate really quickly so it doesn't even matter)
that dude is BLACK
>barebones pop systemThe pop system seems ok. The characters on the other hand are barebones. Vic3 tier.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F._J._A._Horti'm being told his biography is reall interesting
never understood christians who didnt read the bibleyou think god wrote a book but you're not even curious about what it says?
i don't know why paradox keeps pushing those 3d characters when they look so terriblei'm even more baffled how people can like and defend them
god wants us to embrace traditionnot reading the bible is the most traditional thing ytou can do since most christians throughout history couldn't readi dont think the 3d models look terrible, i have 0 strong feelings about them one way or the other other than they hurt performance but idk where youre getting the idea that they look bad from
i can't read
to be frank picking the bible up, starting with genesis and just reading it all in one go is a terrible way of going about it. you're gonna be missing a lot of contexttruly understanding the bible is a lot of hard work and absolutely not necessary to being a good kurishitan. that's what the church is for
remember that guy that actually tried to defend ck3 herelol
that, and diddling little boys
which greek was behind that
the rate of paedophilia is much higher in public schooling but the jewish media is so salty about the church handling these things internally they drum up every case it's really funny to see the 4th power at work
you can read the orthodox study bible. it has a lot of annotations giving context.
i won't do that
pussy
i just don't like pravoslavs
>to be frank picking the bible up, starting with genesis and just reading it all in one go is a terrible way of going about it. you're gonna be missing a lot of contexti've never seen anyone from the church actually work to provide this context to the general publicbut yes you'd want to read an introduction to the new testament at the very least, not exactly hard work ,reading another book
>i've never seen anyone from the church actually work to provide this context to the general publicsad, less and less good men of the cloth these days
i am listening to the bible
now audiobooks i never understoodyou have to pay constant attention. a single moment lost in thought or focused on something else you've just missed half a page worth of text and have to rewind because without that context you won't understand what's coming next
Remember to improve the standard of living for your pops so that they will breed more quickly and efficiently.
i did that but now my pops stopped breedingis women's suffrage a noob trap?
im playing the uk though so most of my pops are indians and i dont want them breeding
make them breed like never before and then genocide themif you think about it you're helping them. speedrunning reincarnation
i guess that's what i get for venturing outside of /gsg/
>not reading the bible is the most traditional thing ytou can do since most christians throughout history couldn't readi would beat you to death if you said that to my face
Imagine if one day Greece just conquered all of Turkey, Egypt and Iran.It would never happen... but it would be funny if it did.
>>2155993not reading the bible is the most traditional thing ytou can do since most christians throughout history couldn't read
only fyromians are capable of such feats
why is calling macedons "fyromians" so fucking funny????
idk
Funnier than West Bulgarians.
Are there strategy games that you can play right away without having to learn tomes of stuff? without learning curve essentially
yes, checkers
battle for wesnoth i guess
i always liked strongholdthe campaign is very well designed where it gradually teaches you stuff but never feels like a tutorial
for me it's the aoe2 campaignsi'm playing through the 3 eastern europe ones, back to backi like how they're interconnected by the main charactersi accept that there is a chance of some of it being historically inaccurate (like the barbarossa one), i don't really care
>i don't really carewe have one thing in common
we share these threads with greeks and turks and spaniardscan you believe it
greeks turks and spaniards are based
never seen someone so obsessed with race until you started posting here less than a year ago
yeah those guys are cool it's the eastern euro trash that bothers me
remember pavlosmod
remember steppenwolf that changed the infamy flag to a bulgarian flag?
enough with dead memesi can make the ultimate new /gsg/ meme modwhat features do you want
i want germans and poles to live in harmony forever
big torkei to balance out all the hellenisms
maybe poland shouldn't have started ww2
that was the chinese actually
disable all assimilation of europeans into any new world pop groups
>>2156062>>2156068that's just a simple game files edit
then it should be no problem for you
>disable all assimilation of europeans into any new world pop groupswhy would anyone want to disable such a crucial and historical feature?
ok but lateralso i'll just post the screenshots to give you the idea of how it would look
okay, cool
and that was the last time we heard of anon's meme mod
hopefully
in a world where people wanna see computers keep track of every individual's ethnicity, this anon isn't one of them
just because a brazilian is 6.25% less black than his neighbor doesn't make him white. extra decimal points change nothing
spaniards assimilated into la creatura in the new world
have the french always been the cancer of europe?
a little strange for you to admit thatare you wanting somebody to piss in your mouth?
nahthe romans were the cancer, before them
french is a romance language after all
the romans were based
germans love piss and shit
based on a lump of dogshit maybe
based on the unbroken chain of the white man's civilisation, something truly worth being proud of
ive only seen the hre do stuff in ck2 like once or twice
just testing my IPs, lads
ancient egyptians and mesopotamians in general weren't white thoughcivilization wasn't invented by whites
>>2156106I've seen the HR emperor marry a Zoroastrian and convert to it. That's about it really.
why do you need more than one ippie?
test it elsewhere mongoloid
>individual city states that are constantly warring amongst each other>2000 years later retards think they were "defending grease"
aegyptos and mesopotamia were conquered by the aryans just like europe. there's good reasons to believe at least their ruling classes were whiteand i said the white man's civilisation why do you have to bring separate civilisations into it?
without the roman republic there would be no europe
ur such a loser
thoughts on femoids
rotational symmetry is a hate crime
ive spent less than 15 minutes of my life talking to femoids so ive thought about them very little
>there's good reasons to believe at least their ruling classes were whitename 1
i just did
because the romans and greeks (who were white) cultivated civilization from egypt and arguably mesopotamiawithout civilization in those lands, rome would've probably just stayed barbarian and well-off just like the rest of europe
>barbarian and well-offlol
>femoidslol
return to monke
if only fyromians hadn't invented civilization we'd still be happy like those monkeys in the jungle
that monkey is in a cage....
i was considering making a poal.me, but after what happened today, i won't
poor you
we're all in the cages of our minds and the only way out is through philosophy (invented by a roman (greek))
it's no big deal, i can continue believing in my strawmen theories
just make the pollthis is not the first nor the last time we got raided. no big deal
quickhttps://poal.me/2qwj2j
most of the euros are asleep, so i won't
won't what
i won't make the poll
but you just made it
wasn't me
if the british isles are not part of europe then what are they a part of? africa?
the indian subcontinent
subhumans living on the subcontinent
atlantis
thinking unpleasant things
They are part of the BRITISH EMPIRE
how did most british people get so ugly
you see it all started with the angles and the jutes...
what if the samurai had won their rebellion
not enough deleted posts today, is someone on vacation?
kill yourself reportfaggot
feeling in peace now
you wouldnt download a caryou wouldnt fuck a woman
wartorn landscape
Rape and Murder!
New update is fun with police power bloc principle and secret policing to stamp out rebels.
israel? srsly dude? -_-
>>2156227Needs Antioch
Can someone post the danse macabre event when you do win the infamy war
>>2156227give Bukovina to Romania and/or annex Galicia
horrible gamedesign you cant declare reconquest or liberate nations for your subjects or countries that already exist
the poll from yesterday mentioned some kind of fucked up log statement and I thought it felt familiar so I go back and back and yep same guy mentions it earlier >>2148826this guy is obsessed with that statement
ok guys long time no see got a maths problem for you Aleksios orders a pizza that costs $4,11 while Cephas gets a pizza that costs $5. Aleksios' pizza is 32cm in diameter, while Cephas' is 14 inches. Who is getting the better deal? You should be able to solve this.
why do you keep posting about pissi bet you're the guy from /trash/
Why did the centimetre posts get deleted?
The might of Ossetia grows. Now all Cossack atamans swear fealty to the Lord of Alans. The dream of Scythia grows ever closer to the reality.
why haven't you converted to christianity yet? it's 2639
I'm most Christian man there is
huh, why did they change the pravoslav crests from vanilla? and why are there still catholics when the pope is in america?
wait is that really after the end Europe?
Varaiety is nice. And Catholics recognize the Pope in Rome.
papacy is an empire their tirehe tier tier title bow? Now?
what did he mean by this?
seems fairly self-explanatory
no it's not
don't reply to gibberishposters. they hate this general and want to see it die - that's why they raid
ok I'll translate for you simpletons: "papacy is an empire tier title now?"
as if you needed any more proof gibberishposters do in fact have the mental capacity to post normal words, but post gibberish to trollno wonder no one likes them
i'm someone else, I just happen to be able to read and understand texts not in perfect condition
yuge difference between shity texting and purposely typing jibberish
i can't believe the esteemed "autistic" "spreadsheet simulator" games general can't even solve a simple problem Aleksios orders a pizza that costs $4,11 while Cephas gets a pizza that costs $5. Aleksios' pizza is 32cm in diameter, while Cephas' is 14 inches. Who is getting the better deal? You should be able to solve this. It seems to me you guys failed grade 10.
not can't, won't
yeah right
yes, rightit's a literal problem for children. i'm not gonna entertain your stupid ideas
you're not getting a 4 dorrar pizza anywhere
you are if you make it yourself or get it from something like a government subsidized cafeteria
they're called Alexios and Cephus I doubt they live at the same spot youre at
but i am macedon
can't make a tomlette without breaking some greggs
Uh uh this riddle is uh so easy I won't even bother solving it hehe yeah that's why I wont post a solution hehe
exactlyyou won't rope me into solving a problem for children that's just 3 equations
>uh you won't rope me into doing this thing that if I knew how to do would take me like 1 minuteyou've collectively spent more time pleading that you totally could do it but choose not to than it would take you to actually do it if you knew how
it's a matter of principlesi will not fulfill the wishes of someone who insults me, even if i had to write a dissertation about it and the alternative was 3 seconds
hmm I wonder why you're unemployed
but i am employedin fact a strong moral compass is what landed me this job
now you're just making stuff up
i'm not, just like i'm not solving the math problem for 3 year olds
a 3 year old wouldn't be able to solve that, now you're being completely ridiculous.
>he couldn't calculate the area of a circle at the age of 3ngmi
i calculate prussias, not numbers
so why do you want someone to solve your silly problem so bad?
I'll tell you if you solve it
guess we'll never know then
>replying to the /gsg/ trolllmao
i dont know what an inch is so i cant answer thatnext question
it's an archaic english unit of measurement
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1u4aCziEAN
virus don't click
when has a little cheese pizza hurt you
Any good space gsgs? Stellaris?
Distant Worlds: Universe
those two are 4x games
eu4 is a 4x game tooyou explore, expand, exploit and exterminate in eu4
without them paving the way for european world dominance, we wouldn't be where we are rn
never heard of themwho are these mexicans?
to think they achieved all of that less than 100 years after driving the arab invaders out fills me with hope
what if they didn't race mix in the new worldimagine how it would be today
literally >oh look how great our iberian empires are>btw i should take 8 negro slaves and 22 indoanimals as wives
spaniards didn't even have settler colonization with only military and bureaucrats staying there, how do you even imagine spanish new world
holy based
they could have brought women, banned racial mixing, banned the slave trade, did not encourage interaction with the savages, etc
whats the point of conquest if you dont take their womxn
almost full annexing pologne-lituanie in one war is crazy
>LOOK MOM IM BLOBBING
you never got to show your blobs to your mom?sad
but mum had shown her blobs to me..
>sardigna e corsica>doesn't own corsica
>kindgom of sicily>doesn't own sicily
yea belly rub that fat pigtenderize it good
got banned for gay sex general.jpgcan't believe that
don't say gay
wholesome
common slawomir trvke
polend is east europe, because polend is the easternmost part of europe
I think that the Ural mountains in Russia are considered the easternmost part of Europe.
muscovites are asian then?damn, looks like i had yellow fever all along...
not only muscovites, all other russians (including ukrainians and white rhutenians) too
poland was constantly fighting over the influence of asians and LOST against them? not looking good for european power poland...
poland lost because her german brothers backstabbed her
literally howmahra too in that oman region
they saw the light, just like all the european pagans a millenium earlier
fishe...
Heya! I am playing a Persia campaign again and this is at the exact halfway point. Some differences from the last run are:We actually try to change laws from time to time. Traditionalism is gone and we have swapped Poll Taxes with Proportional.Didn't accidentally conquer Western Afghanistan. Persia does have a claim on it but I just can't get off script like that.Next objectives:Increase iron production so that our construction expenses more affordable.Improve standards of living so that our population can grow faster. We are actually running out of peasants for our factories.Build up an army and use it to bully the Ottomans and turn the neighbouring lesser states into vassals.
>1886>circassia remains untouched
>>2156400Too lazy to calculate but my estimate is that Aleksios got the better deal. Cephas roughly pays 20% more to only get 10% more.
get major power and go religious convocation ez pops
>>2156662Give it 700 more years
why is austrie-hongrie split into 3 parts?
free american niger
imagine paying $20 for a DLC that removes the ability to make army auto hunts rebels with a single click, instead you have to click for every single state that army should hunt the rebelsliteral pay to win... carpal tunnel
vic2 rebels are ba-
-sed
imagine not positioning forts properly. bro your zone of control? your prosperity?you probably don't even have the proper amount of forts to development
>imagine paying $20 for a DLCfull stop. period.no one here pays for dlcs. some people pay for the base game but they're weird
>eu4 rebellion>20k stack out of a 1 base tax province>same thing after 10 years pass>rebels are on your tech despite you conquering the province from backwards negroes just 2 years ago>vic2 rebellion>rebellion directly proportional to the angry population>rich pops rise up as better units like cavalry>pops actually die when the rebellion gets quelled >army brigades that sympathise with the rebels join the rebels
FACT CHECK:>rebel stack size is influenced by the development of all provinces part of the rebellion>rebel military tech is based on the tech of the tag the rebels want to defect to, it only uses your own tech if that country doesn't exist
>eu4 rebels>occupy everything they want>need to wait 5 years to enforce demands>vic 2 rebels>occupy 1 state>instantly break free
none of those two fact checks contradict what i wrotesnopes raus
>base taxi miss pre-mission tree, pre-development eu4
no you don't
back when the festivities event got your synapses going
yes i doback then eu4 was simple boardgamelike blobbing funtoday eu4 is all about clicking menu buttons in certain order to trade one type of mana for another at a small net profit and following the gamey mission tree instead of letting your own creativity run wildif i say wanted to play as a western-oriented poland that became the emperor of the romans instead of restoring the union with litauen i'd miss out on a lot of bonii
I just discovered modern lewd ai chatbots
why would you use llms with no object permanence when you can just erp with real people?
^ reactionary cumbrian ^
any1 else remember the "im a vampire" pasta
>Improve standards of living so that our population can grow faster.if anything that vastly lowers birth ratesif you want more pops you'll have to either blob or enact wholesome chungus socialism + multikulti so you can get infinite migrants
599 posts? In 2 days? with only around a dozen active posters? I don't believe it
it's fucking done.think i'm getting hospitalized nowany questions?
i love how those 3 explorer light ships just chilling in the bahamas for the entirety of your bucket fill autism
it's not a dozen active poster, that value includes the /trash/ raidersthe real number is probably closer to 4-5
>>2156823thrace is not part of europe also you missed the azores and madeira islandsepic fail
>if you want more pops you'll have to either blob or enact wholesome chungus socialism + multikulti so you can get infinite migrantsthis guy is stuck with leak memestoday it's possible to empower your clergy and military and otherwise traditionalists and pick the gamey bonuses that let your people breed at africa rates
>>2156835>>2156787what a fucking nerd
don't reply to me ever againalso don't lump me in with the nigger that hates turks so much that he would consider constantinople, the capital of the roman empire, as not evropean
"africa rates" are nothing compared to the rate you can industrialize and therefore need pop growth inand even if you waste your time coddling THE dogshit interest groups to get mild bonuses you'll still get raped by high SoL dragging down your birthrates
huh, i thought the whole point of industrialisation was improving efficiency per worker, in stark contrast to the reliance of free or really cheap labour of the ages past
for some retarded reason the production methods that increase efficiency per worker actually just decrease the amount of people employed for extra cost while providing 0 benefitso its in some really shitty gray zone where it can sometimes be useful but youre usually not worth trying it at all
actually historically urban labor was cheaper than rural labor and had fewer rights so countries reformed their laws to force their farmers off their land and into the cities at miniscule wagesthe cold war era middle class was actually an anomaly that modern governments work hard to undo and mass immigration is just one of their tactics
What will Hearts of Iron V add?
judging by the current precedent the better question is what will hearts of iron 5 remove
hearts of iron 4 will be turned into an eternally evolving live service game, there will never be a hearts of iron 5
y'all retarded"factories" for mass produced goods had been thriving for decades before Napoleon's death and they gained little from early industrialization. the whole point of industrialization was to realize the ability to achieve "tight tolerances" possible. this leap made entirely new industries possible and made up the world that we know it today. take interchangeable parts, where as before, every musket, clock or tool was slightly different. if something broke, a craftsman had to custom-make a replacement. but now, factories could produce identical parts to precise, standardized measurements, so a broken piece could be swapped out instantly. that meant mass supply, quicker repairs, new repair jobs popping up and more wealth trickling down. goods became cheaper not just because they could be made in bulk, but because standardization eliminated waste, sped up production and reduced reliance on highly paid artisans. instead, less skilled laborers who could barely write their names might do. clothing, utensils, furniture, watches and countless household tools that were once luxuries became affordable necessities for ordinary families
didn't read, sorry not sorry ottertard
Do you like to keep your borders neat or do you just expand in every direction and at every opportunity?
i will not listen to a vicky 2 hater that can't even use the word "manufactory"bet you're a midwit that thinks it was ford that invented the assembly line and not whitney or that technology refers to technical advancement
neat
generally neat, but i will accept borders that are temporarily ugly if it brings me to my desired, clean-looking borders more quickly
pretty sure mankind has known how to assemble into lines since the stone age. it's not that hard. flamingoes can do it.
flamingoes don't form lines they form tirallieur-like formation
i always do epic borders
>nooo eu4 rebel system is le bad!!>meanwhile in memegame2:>ah yes, 3,000 angry undergarment artisans in cootbus instantly organize into a fully supplied, uniformed army with artillery, cavalry, banners, and a battle plan because their militancy ticked from 6.9 to 7.0>they do not eat, they do not sleep, they do not negotiate, they never even run out of supplies, wages, or morale, because they apparently live in the same pocket dimension that artisans pull their raw materials from>instead of rioting, looting, or bargaining, they march in perfect formation across the spree river, laying formal sieges to star forts as though trained in Vauban’s academy>rebels fight like professional armies, but only care about sitting on the province capital for 30 days until the color changes>if defeated, they don’t retreat, disperse or radicalize they simply evaporate into the shadow realm with zero political consequences, only to respawn six months later at full morale because consciousness wasn’t reduced enough>when rebels do win, the government politely swaps flags like a multiplayer lobby skin-change, ideology flips overnight, factories retool instantly and shoelace throughput magically rises +5% due to “new regime enthusiasm”>jacobin rebels overthrow the monarchy but leave the king sitting in berlin as “head of state” because government types only change via dropdown menu>meanwhile, 80,000 communist rebels rise up in france before communism is even invented, politely waiting for karl marx to publish before storming paris
you should write another waggle pasta like the good old days instead of this litany of half-truths
based frogposter
based samefag
meds
nords
>>>/wsg/5982393
what the le fuck i just found out about eu4 "history timeline feature"making the webm rn
i haven't played eu4 in 5+ years and even i know about ityou eu4 addicts are funny to me
whoa you're so cool and quirky bro!!shaddap nerd.i knew the timelapse feature existed, but didn’t realize the UI to access it was always there (just above the soundtrack icon)
the term is "cool and aloof", poseur1v1 me in the brothers war aka 7 week war in vic2
i don't play memegames so i can't accept your challenge
this idea of vic2 being a meme game is a meme pushed by 1 (one) guyyou fell for a forced meme
but it is a memegame, even the frogposter proves it in various examples
it is not, it is the closes paradox came to a real world simulationthe frognigger spouts half truths like "the magical sky market" or outright lies like the pops not reducing their militancy after a rebellion that no one bothers to refute every single time he posts because this is the victoria 2 general so everyone is expected to have played liqqy
>this is the victoria 2 generalpeculiar how this is erroneous, just like the rest of your postit really makes one think
Good news: We are the 10th largest economy in the world and our population is growing at 2% per year which is really damn great.Bad news: Our investment pool is at 0 and we desperately need that money for further construction.
>1900>borders still this small
it is not erroneous, you just do not know your historya subject does not a general make
yes it does and there's been plenty of non-victoria posting
it does not. the people make a general, just like the people make a nation, not its rulersthere has also been animal webm posting in this general. does that make it an /an/ offshoot? victoria 2 players can play other games, but that doesn't mean they do not appreciate the peak of grand strategy just because one guy is salty and spams memes 24/7
I don't ever intend to expand Persia's direct borders but once we get the investors back in our pocket then we are planning to dismantle the Ottoman Empire and turn the "liberated nations" into vassals.
ahem, it's CloudMart™ chud>CloudMart™, a one-stop solution for your artisanal clipper workshops in lower lusatia, your steel mills in the Arctic, and your cannon foundries in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. No roads? No ports? No problem! CloudMart™ beams goods directly to your doorstep, because logistics are for manlet corsican.
yeah, victoria 2 was imperfect but still better than the other games i wonder how victoria 3 has improved upon that...
overwatchoids rausgo be trannies somewhere else
>victoria 2 players can play other gamesnever said otherwise>but that doesn't mean they do not appreciate the peak of grand strategythat's your own personal feelings which doesn't represent any consensus>the people make a general, just like the people make a nation, not its rulersyou're not 'the people' and you are not 'the ruler'you're one individual, a single fagi don't care about you, one single fag
remember when blizzard promised overwatch 2 will focus on the pve mode but when ow2 came out it was just ow1 but with 1 less player on the team and everyone was stripped of their cosmetics?
>you're not 'the people' and you are not 'the ruler'>you're one individual, a single fag>i don't care about you, one single fagyou sound really salty for an eu4 babbyhave you considered not ignoring the facts about this general? wait, that's probably a bad idea for your mental health. go blob some more in eu4
vic2 haters should consider replying again because non-replying is a /v2g/ practice
no it's more of me directly calling you out on trying to represent a whole, which you don't representwe're anonymous and because you don't play all of the paradox gsgs you don't represent this place>the facts about this generalfor all i know you believe that everything that you said was already 'the facts', which included a lot of erroneous things
widdwe eu4 baby is angry he got called out for not understanding how to play victoria 2?go ahead, name those "erroneous things", i'm all for expanding your vocabulary, but there are other synonyms for "wrong" that also fail at making you sound smart
dh is better than liquoria
^ sad facthoi3 is also better than v2
possibly, but imagine how much better darkest hour would be with pops to simulate the holocaust
how can you simulate that which never happened
the vectors of disease spread (typhus) are incredibly interesting, what are you on about? pops would complete the weltkrieg experience
i love the part where he refuted vic2 rebels having infinite supply or negotiate like a 1 dimensional spongebob character orr again behaving like a stand still obstacle without brain despite considerable strength orr againnn zero political aftermath simulated when they got beat, the monarch figure still exists no matter what hardcore anarcho state the cunt is embracinghe only ever says his magic word and called it a daythinking like he has undermined everything
yes, no one has ever refuted the minor points of victoria 2 rebel system like the pops funding their own supplies, after all all rebels in that era relied on major military industrial complexes funding themand kings do get deposed in liqqy, you just hate the game on principle so you haven't played it so you don't see it. just like you don't know people incite reactionary rebels to become kingdoms as 1836 republicsbut other than that you're just complaining about things that every other game handles worse and somehow expect me to defend liq2 as this absolutely perfect game when it's simply the game that comes closes to simulating the real world. meanwhile every other paradox game before and after it is a downgrade in terms of realism when the sequels should by all rights be improving upon it, but that's never the point with you. you just hate victoria 2 and are looking for any and all excuse to do so
gotta be honest here bros i'm not reading any of these posts
see? nigga at best could only point out at the one thing and then started helicoptering his dick like he owns the place >"yeah i wont bother with the rest of it it's obvious guys he's not speaking the truth just trust me it's so ooobviouss" (as he talks to absolutely nobody)and when his gotcha gets throughouly btfo >"well yes but akshualy no... uhh.. uhhh.. how about you name me another game that simulates it bettah!!
me neither, i'm just here for the vic2 and animal posts
>see? nigga at best could only point out at the one thing and then started helicoptering his dick like he owns the place >>"yeah i wont bother with the rest of it it's obvious guys he's not speaking the truth just trust me it's so ooobviouss" (as he talks to absolutely nobody)>and when his gotcha gets throughouly btfo >>"well yes but akshualy no... uhh.. uhhh.. how about you name me another game that simulates it bettah!!someone got btfo'd and now is posting stammering nonsenseanother won argument under my belt
I don't appreciate how you used non-rhotic phonetic writing to represent a dumb person.
the real crime in english is the loss of the 's'it is not 'chrischan' but 'christian'. it is not 'ishshue' but 'issue'
you got the wrong guy lil broi wasn't the one you were beefing with but it's funny how much of a broken record you sound like every timei picked on you because i hate fags who uses appeal to the masses tactic, not on my watch, not today
nobody pronounces it like that you dumbass esl
/grand manul general/
the upperclass englishmen pronounce it that way
>>2156994i didn't say this >>2156997 but i kinda agree and also my steam alt that has free liq was VAC banned for flirting with some guy with anime pfpin any case, you will need about 10000 roman hours before you could even stand a chance in any mod mp
>nobody pronounces it like that you dumbass eslbet you feel silly now, esl pretending to be an anglohttps://youtu.be/sX_r9R98DiY?si=5Z_Odz5xqMuJ1IjC&t=2550
>vic2 hater has done gay erp
^post your most impressive feat loser
getting a gf
but all non-game things aside it's probably thisrussia was attacking me on cooldown every 5 years until i got in the german spherefun game
the worst part of trying to engage with esls is how you have to spell out your point like you're talking to a toddler otherwise you get inane replies like that ^^^^^^
the worst part of trying to engage with esls pretending to be efls is that they don't know how beautiful the english language was before it was ruin'd
niggers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baka_(prince)
>pretends to be the eu4 poster after the eu4 poster stopped posting>starts off by telling fag that i don't play memegames after fag challenges the eu4 poster to a game of shittoria2>he thinks i'm the eu4 player all along>leave him hanging as he fume-posts about memegame2 rebels against two other anons sandwiching him with posts about spongebob and helicoptering his dick
the problem is you will always be brazilian, never foreget that
sounds like brazilians are a 'you' problem, since you sure like to bring them up all the time
boys boys calm down you're both equally nonwhite
no need to be so dismissive of your own self admitted ancestrygo complain some more about vicky turning pure blooded italians into brazilians
all i have to do is utter the word "memegame2" and your defensiveness kicks into overdrive
it's like when i wink at a girl and she steps forward for a nice dance
(things that have never happened)
good games aught to be defended against the relentless onslaught of a single man that hates the game because it represents the new world countries as a single culture no other paradox game has improved upon liqqy's mechanics
euv tho
>good games aught to be defended against the relentless onslaughtngl this guy's funny
euvee does not represent goods which means it's a shit game (i base my opinon of games upon a singular issue and the fact that no other game improves upon this matter will not change my mind)in the era of brass cannons tin provinces should not just get a tiny boost to income
liqqy haters are funny
hate is a strong wordi don't know of anyone that hates any of the games in here
i have seen a guy that hates liquoria 2 just because it assimilates new world immigrants to quickly, it's bizzare but it's true
that's not hate, that's just disinterestmy fun wasn't met, so i moved onmaybe if it was a sequel to something which i liked better, i'd actually hold a grudge against it (like with some franchises you'll never know and i'll never mention)
exactly, which is why you've continued to hate the game for multiple years now for the lack of "ethnicity factor"
if this is what you call hate then ok
constantly taking the time to poopoo victoria is indeed hate, just like taking the time to defend ck3 just because it pretends to track the race of individual characters, all in a deperate bid to prove you're brown unlike your brazilian ancestry suggests
you can trace each character's ancestry by looking up who their parents arebut if they don't have parents, then presumably the character is genetically the ethnicity that its culture states it is
and that's not hard to defend, it's obvious for the world to see
ethnicity does not mean race, eslethnicity is a combination of race and culture. an austrian is not the same ethnicity as a bavarian despite being the same culture
So youre telling me the CK3 newfag is also the "memegame" tard and is also Brazilian? Can't make this shit up, dude struck out on life
i haven't posted ck3 in years, not sure who you're thinking of
sadly yes, as much as you'd expect /gsg/ to be europeanyou'll notice it in his argumentation for why he hates or loves a game, it's all about race. victoria 2 is bad because it doesn't keep track of race, ck3 is good because it keeps track of race in portraits
but victoria 2 keeps track of race everywhere but the new world where everyone racemixed anyway
Adding nations to your market has the potential to be really powerful. It seems that the stuff they produce is just immediately available for your population.Those two bottom provinces are from my protectorate and aren't part of Persia proper.
>sadly yes, as much as you'd expect /gsg/ to be europeanexpectations are a funny sign of stupiditywait until you realize there are people in the usa and australia who come here...
those are not real gsgeers. real gsgeers get involved in pointles european racial squabbles likes poles vs germans or meds vs nords
wait, i thought everyone here was white
nah we got a pole squatter
poles are not real, it's a whole new land beyond the ice wall
we do have a brazilian that's on a holy crusade to troll /gsg/ because someone in /big has once ignored his post 5 years agothe biggers sure must be having a laugh in the orthodox purgatory
>real gsgeers get involved in pointles european racial squabbles likes poles vs germans or meds vs nordsno, those are biggersyou are biggers
i got into /gsg/ race wars long before blood and iron was even a mod (the mods of choice were hpm, pdm or robmod)i may be big, but i'm not a nigger
then you were like the only onewhen /big/ was around before it went defunct, /gsg/ was a lot more tame with the racial obsession
/gsg/ was always a history obsessed general, you just weren't here in the good old daysback when everyone was proud of his own race, no matter if german, slav or turkish, as long as he was pureblooded he could be proud of his own race
i'm talking about racial obsession, not history
then bring it up with the guy that hates victoria 2 because it shows brazilians as one racethat guy is race obsessed
>real gsgeers get involved in pointles european racial squabbles likes poles vs germans or meds vs nordsbut you just said it right here
>low-effort shitposting>a holy crusade
We may not be standing on the shoulders of giants... but they can certainly hear us bark.Syria, Iraq and Kandahar are Iranian subjects.Iran is considered to be the 7th greatest nation on all of Earth.
what should i read now that i'm done with plato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Njg1LFxFkv___v
We Skiffians now.
And for some reasons it removes localized Ossetian names
We do a little shitposting
King of Georgia took my sister's life, so I took his, along with his kingdom. Nephew is a good lad though
What the hell Alban->Great Britain
too bad i've lost countless other kino saves to yearly fresh windows reinstall
>yearly fresh windows reinstallWhat for?
eu4 is so bad i can't imagine playing it
al bongland
>that bug at the end>what forregistry clutter slowing down boot times, cluttered saved pictures and memes, runtime & dll clutters, bloated cached configs and 101 other hidden cia backdoors profiling my 20 different online personas extensivelyeu4 literally has the best ‘gunplay’ and is set in the most interesting era in human historydespite the game failing to really capture the atmosphere, the sheer abundance of well known nations doing their cute little things makes for a gsg that feels very much alive
>my steam alt that has free liq was VAC banned for flirting with some guy with anime pfpuhhuh
k i admit my rizz wouldn't even let me get close by the amount of grammatical errors alonemy alt got locked up by gabriel neuhalle himself because i might have spend too many hours blasting the gamer words in vr chatbut ur still a nerd for akshualling and digging up a 12 hours post
can you blame mei was sleeping for 14 hours
https://youtu.be/QsBT5EQt348?t=227Remember the debate about birth rate? when was it so I can take a look at it, I remember it being funny shitflinging over something so trivial.
3 posts calling each other a nigger is not a debateor do you mean some actual debate we've had on the subject in the past?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/thread/1996858/#1996858Every time I revisit a slightly older thread, it’s always much better than what we have now. the drop in quality is fucking insane, I foretold /gsg/ would be dead in no time and by dead I mean it’ll be just the an/Ottershitter and gibberishposters and maybe a handful of chatroom types rehashing age old topics to no end
just wait until you see the threads from pax grandia
you say this but where is your quirky shitpost faglord*be the change that you want to le see*
he's just doomsaying when that thread from a couple months ago is the exact same quality as this oneif he wanted to really doompost and really point out a change in quality over time he'd link an archived /v2g/ thread. now those were the days
>>1997094 me, i really loved how he facilitated the population exchanges between udssr and polen, forever ending racial tensions in the border regions
>This week in history:>Mar 26th, 1942 – World War II: The first female prisoners arrive at Auschwitz concentration camp in German-occupied Poland.>Mar 27th, 1942 – The Holocaust: Nazi Germany and Vichy France begin the deportation of 65,000 Jews from Drancy internment camp to German extermination camps.>Mar 28th, The t.urks forced thousands of Jews to leave Jaffa and Tel Aviv, fearing they might support the British in World War I.>Mar 29th, 1936 –The SS-Totenkopfverbände is established. They were responsible for administering the Nazi concentration camps and extermination camps for Nazi Germany, among similar duties.>Mar 30th, 1349 – Jews were massacred in Erfurt, Germany, during the Black Death persecutions, as they were falsely blamed for the plague.>Mar 31th, 1492 – Queen Isabella of Castile issues the Alhambra Decree, ordering her 150,000 Jewish and Muslim subjects to convert to Christianity or face expulsion.>Apr 1st, 1933 – The recently elected Nazis under Julius Streicher organize a one-day boycott of all Jewish-owned businesses in Germany, ushering in a series of anti-Semitic acts.funny
life was so much fun just a hundred years ago
Union of Stupid Smelly Retards
cant wait for eu5
i can't wait for eu5 eitherliterally can't bring myself to wait for a bad game
eu5 germany speedrun will save this general.
this general does not need saving
Il n'est pas de sauveurs suprêmesNi Dieu, ni César, ni Johan
>yoo early 2025 /gsg/ was so much better than todays /gsg/absolute state
forgive the newfag for he doesn't have the contextcan't blame him if he only ever experienced the kali yuga /gsg/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSJ0Nqfhiecthis is so good for a background noise
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/292905054/#292905054now THIS was a good thread
>utc+0 timezone
Just fucking tell me the best submod and stop shitposting please
the best submod for what?
>good thread>looks inside>replyfaggotry everywhere>capsfaggotry everywhere>everyone parroting unfunny reddit memes everywhereyou are mentally fucking ill holy shit.
you are looking at the birth of not replyingrespect your elders
no, i spit on tranime boomers
not replying was a thing a whole decade ago
not in /gsg/it was a thing in tragsg about 7 years ago but it took a /v2g/ neoclassicist revival to bring it backthat thread is exactly the progress of that
vgh those were the timesalthough i didn't witness them
>>2157520is britain the most overpowered geographical strategic position on the entire planet?excluding agartha and the lands beyond the ice walls of course
no, that'd actually be the heartland
no i clearly remember it happening in the grandi eraand besides everybody in tragsg was also posting in gsg
/v2g/ was the grandi erait was a refuge from grandi's janny antics
A bunch of goofy ahh dudes railroading German unification in a fucking meme game that defies all logic and physics and making it their entire personality can hardly be called neoclassicist.
how can it not be called neoclassicism if it's a revival of a classic concept?
We're aware that more fixes, changes, and improvements could be done to the map and setup. We'll do our best to cover as many as possible for the release of the game on November 4th. But after having spent more than 10 man-years (that is, combining all the work hours spent by each developer who worked on the map, the total amount of time spent), I can tell you that we could spend more and more years just trying to make it perfect, and we'd never finish it. As a matter of fact, here you have some stats about the game and setup:28,570 locations - compared to 2,500 in EUIV 1.0, 4,500 in EUIV 1.371,523 settled countries - compared to 970 in EUIV 1.37149 building-based countries450 societies of pops672 different terrain combinations (coming from Climate, Topography, and Vegetation) - compared to 16 terrain types in EUIV 1.372,083 cultures- compared to 367 in EUIV 1.37513 languages294 religions - compared to 27 in EUIV 1.3774 goods - compared to 30 in EUIV 1.37121 marketsA total of 426.350.077 (426M) population worldwideTherefore, we now think that it is time for you, the players, to play and enjoy the map when the game comes out, and keep giving feedback and reports to us, so we rely on our usual and proven process: making as many iterations and improvements as possible for the game, after its release.
>man-yearsit's person-years, chud
vgh... exactly what i needed in my blobbing simulator, more bloat and pointless busywork
4honorary femoid
>>2157406lol
all those details and you still won't be able to do anything more than in vicky 2glorified bloatware
>war casualties turn pops into peasants of different cultureswar is truly hell
if i was a woman i'd be overjoyed at the thought of 6 million pointless african cultureseach negro pop shall be its own nation with a different language and a totally unique religion
actually, eu5 will be more feature rich than any singular modded vic tho
*clicks a button that gives a positive modifier at the cost of a slightly smaller negative modifier for 5 years**assimilates the whole of eastern europe to lithuanian within 50 years*
than vic3? maybe, not a high bar though
as opposed to clicking a button that gives a positive modifier at the cost of a slightly higher cement consumption forever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0uBuO4mXz0
>cement consumptionbut i don't play hpm
It's a nice mod, but damn, it crashes a lot. My previous game, as Sri Lankan Buddhists, was way more stable. Maybe I just need more space on the hard drive.
Learningmaxxing is pretty fun, especially since mystics were even a bit buffed in the mod
maam why did you play the memegame2
>is britain the most overpowered geographical strategic position on the entire planet?not even close>pre-industrial worldthat title goes to Egypt. you don’t even need to produce much yourself. you just get rich as the middleman by taxing and redistributing the endless flow of asian wares & luxuries (spices, silks, porcelain) into europe and add to that fertile Nile farmlands ensuring internal food stability and it’s a recipe for pre-modern power>industrialized worldit’s the United States. geographically it’s absurdly stacked, vast timber and metal reserves (iron, copper, coal, later oil), some of the most fertile farmland on earth, feeding massive populations and naturally just make for a good huge living space, protected by two oceans and the list goes on and on
that's the problem. you get too good of a position, particularly too prosperous and you grow complacenttwo vast oceans have not done anything to protect united states from her real, domestic enemiesmeanwhile the dark, damp wasteland of england actively incentivises you to seek out greener pastures to exploit
>two vast oceans have not done anything to protect united states from her real, domestic enemiesbut it has protected it from literally everything else
has it though?
united states, which larp as the roman empire through a lot of imagery, are currently being invaded by the descendants of visigothspoetic
>mexicans are descendants of visigothsgrim
it's true, think about it
How many DLCs do you need to buy for Paradox games to become good?
if you buy dlcs paradox games become worse because paradox starts removing more and more features from the base game and dripfeeds them through dlcs
some paradox games don't become good through dlcsdepending on which paradox game, they are conclusively sunk cost fallacies
1. How did Britain conquer India so quickly?2. If a European power had more than proven that it was possible to conquer India then why didn't any of them try to conquer all of China?
1. same as every other large and quick conquest — siding with the oppressed people against the current tyrannical ruler. another example of this would be cortez' conquest of mexico2. china was actually united with a strong leadership
there was simply no need to conquer chinathere were several powers with their eyes set on the region so outright conquest would lead to various diplomatic problems, and besides it was easier to just leave ruling china to the qing and just suck up economic benefits alone
Thank God that the Russian AI is so bad in Victoria 3. If those guys knew how to run their country then the entire world would tremble.
political correctness in action
>vic 3>start diplo play against shitfuck nation>my vassal joins their side to try getting more autonomy>win>do another diplo play against another shitfuck nation>my vassal joins their side again despite truce
>vic 3>shit gamein other news, bear shit in the woods
but does the pope?
>>>/vg/292967767 the origin story of crimeamod...
>and then i made germany bigger!
aight lads, be fucking honest with me for a sechow much money have you actually given to paradox interactive, one way or another?>i only ever paid for the base eu4 in some winter sale for like €4.55, solely so i could get easy access to its mods/steam workshop>same goes for cities: skylines for like €2.99, but i doubt paradox took the full cut since they’re just the publisher?>plus, steam took a 30% cut from those purchases>then i once had 2 months of game pass for $3 just for among us, which happened to include ck3 and hoi4 and let’s be honest, microdick probably paid them as much as spotify pays its top 100 billboard artists, which is basically penniesso the high end estimation is €8.00the low end is €5.37
$0
>how much money have you actually given to paradox interactive, one way or another?0.00000000000000 of any currencyi might've given about 40 euro to some bitcoin miner though, depending on what you believe
that's right, this is a proud pedo thread
0 centsi almost bought eu4 like 10 years ago but the bank kikes said no so i just gave up and pirated it insteadi may or may not have influenced 1-2 people to play paradox shit though, and they may or may not have bought paradox games
i may have paid them nothing but the amount of time i've wasted learning their games only to realize they are not at all these 500 iq games the pretentious retards made them out to be>>2157837fuck you retard what a horrible advice to give to your friends
but they're the best prelude for learning about history. an inspiration to readname a higher iq vidya genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aQutbZq0v0fern just dropped a real life lore type kino by the look of it
i don't watch plants
This campaign ended with the dual alliance of Iran + Egypt facing off against the double axis of Turkey + USA.Also, America set a war goal to regime change Iraq.
wonder how the taiwan invasion will turn out when pooh bear is done receiving training from da maddaland
ペキン will fall in 3 days
without memeing about vic3 auto battle system, how is vic2 the better game when vic3 literally has more mechanics in it?
... memegame3 has abstract/fake demand, iirc
vic2 has an actual ai that worksvic2 also has a population and economy that does things independent of the player instead of everything being centrally planned
how come so tiny
Not everyone possesses an insatiable desire to blob.
wtf do you mean that's a huge poland
do some variant of this
why?????
because it looks cool
but it doesn't
>hpm>danish tunisHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA every time
show cottbus in the pops screen
it doestriangles are undeniably kino
what about mmm.. rectangles
i'll be honest with you guys that's a screenshot of a game i've played 5 years ago
>>2157965faggot.
ohgtfo of here then
noand i'm straight
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/292391893/#292392403remember this kino?
yeah i was there
The last time you played a grand strategy game was 5 years ago?
nothing kino about mass replyfaggotry
*the last time he uninstalled a dogshit memegame was 5 years ago
no, the last time i played a grandi strategy game was a week ago (a day ago if you count total war as grand strategy)i was just looking through an old /v2g/ thread and noticed my posts so i reposted the image for fun84but i was playing victoria 2 not a dogshit memegame
>>>/wsg/5975003
remember "new world assimilation: off" mod? only OGs can remember
based brazilian hating vic2 because it doesn't discern between quadroons and octaroons (very important distinction!)
>>2158003
i prefer nords
almost as white as my skin
what's up with brazilians being obsessed with liqqy
one guy
bros.. how true is this meme?
somewhat true for the peasantry, even if to a small degree because there weren't that many arabs in those places at the timeabsolutely not true for the nobility which due to better food situation accounts for over 50% of the genepool of those places
its completely retarded
the real question is how the fuck did the albanians become so noticeably browner than their surrounding neighbors with no miscegenation?even muhammad ali pasha looks like a normal white man despite living in sunny egypt, yet today albanians are basically arab brown
>how true is this meme?lets ask johan
poles should've learned lessons of the past and took east pruben under direct control
biggest culture groups ever
>tatar and turkic>turkic>east slavic and slaviclol what
>i'm not even home>someone accuses some other poster of being me>tfw i live rent free
you're not fooling anyone
remember when a couple years ago they introduced the 4channel pass and started handing out rangebangs that prevented you from posting images?thank god they don't do that anymore
post otter 11
otter 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eayZl-YChKYKofi Offeh, 36, from Ghana, now goes by the name "King Atehene" and camps in an area of woodland near Jedburgh which he and two others claim to be the lost "Kingdom of Kubala".The group has attracted worldwide media attention and gathered millions of views on TikTok with posts documenting their lives and their ongoing battle with Scottish authorities who have been trying to evict them.They allege the land belonged to their ancestors despite the lack of any widely accepted historical evidence supporting that claim.Some of the videos show Mr Offeh sitting on a chair while the two women with him clean his hair, cook for him and fix a crown on his head.But in the latest bizarre twist in this story LBC has learned how he was previously invited to perform at a forum on the Parliamentary estate attended by politicians and other London mayoral candidates while trying to make his name as an opera singer in 2015.
Why do the Turks get two culture groups?Why do the Slavs get 4 culture groups?
cultural imperialism
currently making an oc meme with this templateif someone could make/shoop me a vlad putin version of the man in the image (for free), it'd be greatly appreciated
>>2158102
loli could try google i guess
What is your favourite unrecognised nation in Victoria 3?
britain
how can you name them if theyre unrecognized
britain is unrecognizable today
waiting with 4 eyes for the inevitable zulu king of britain
rorke's drifted all the way to the north sea
i used to do that to my dog
cant wait to genocide every muscovite(in eu5)
can't wait to sow muscovites throughout europe (in eu5)
i'm not upgrading my pc just to play eu5maybe if some other good game came out as well
another kyiv russia post has hit the reddit
i'm too poor and focused on irl shit to get into any new gsg now
now post that meme map of the 5th tatar rebellion or whatever that that one chink woman put up on wikipedia
>turgay
türgiyie*
A reminder that Afghanistan was ranked 200th power in the world and defeated an entire coalition of great powers that was led by the number 1 power in the world.If they can overcome immeasurable odds... then so can you.
and people say vic2 is gamey for making defending in the mountains the winning strategy
the only way to truly defeat a nation that has no respected public people who are willing to work with you is genocide and the usa werent willing to do it
they had like 50 different bossniggers willing to cooperate with the us and they were all ignoredremember The Proud Warriors of the Mujahideen
those bossniggers were bacha bazi enjoyers
who doesnt like himself some bacha bazi
they made the same mistake as in vietnam and korea>put in corrupt cleptocrats who dont care to build up the country and only line their pockets>lose to shitty guerrilas because now literally everyone hates you
I don't think that men of great efficacy and conviction would wish to side with a foreign conqueror.A great man who truly loves his country is unlikely to submit himself to an invader who wishes to subjugate that very same country.A man who desires a shortcut to wealth and status, however...
they would submit when the alternative is getting bombed for 30 years yes
they dont need to be great, they just need to be loyal and not corrupt like in yermany and shitaly while you pump their kids full of propaganda and cheap loans
>we could have won if only we were WILLING to do so
Winners make history.Losers make excuses.
incel vs volcelamerica is volcel
the christ of nations
how did the soviets lose afghanistan then if they didnt care about genocide
lack of elan i suppose
>>2158175For me? It's Kara Bogaz
ne mutlu turkum diyene....
pops
>garbage
>>2158189you aren't defeating if you don't even touch their shores
this, united states have never lost a war because they were never occupied but russia is currently losing the war because they don't own kyiv, lviv and krakiv
what about 1812
they were losing because moskiv was occupied but they turned it around
no not Russia the USthe war where they failed to invade Canada, right next to them, and then Canada burnt down their capitol
moskyiv
it wasn't a real invasion it doesn't count. canada is american
The only war the US has ever lost is the American Civil War>but the CSA los--And now the Yanks have to share their country with everyone who lives there. Can you call that a victory?
land of cotton... gone... but not forgotten...
can you americans fuck off back to /trash/
Polish President Karol Nawrocki said that he discusses key issues almost daily with the spirit of Jozef Pilsudski, the famous Polish statesman of the last century."We talk almost every day. There are a lot of topics: on the one hand, the Polish—Bolshevik war of 1920, on the other, the current international situation and threats from Russia. We often talk about parliament," Navrotsky said in an interview with Zet radio station.
wtf i love poland now
ugh imagine if pilsudski lived just a couple years longer and sided with gitlerpoland would be hated by everyone now
>poland would be hated by everyone nowdont worry theyre working on that as we speak
how?
they're being racist towards ukranians
by being annoying cunts and bragging in every public space about stealing money from the euyou know who else does that other than poles? arabs and blacks in the eu
so you're saying if i want to be a good racist against niggers i have to give them billions of dollars and living space?
cant wait to raze muskyiv in eu5
is it really stealing if germans give it away for free?
im just waiting for poland to end up as greece 2 when the gibs dry out
impossible, poles are not into little boys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Polish_sentiment
nah, poland at least has economy, their agriculture is pulling well above it's weight
>In November of the same year, Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir said Poles "drink in (anti-Semitism) with their mother's milk."
>the one member of the EU that actually does anything except for sitting around forcing people to provide ID to post on the internet>wtf why do they need money??? they should pull their own weight
>actually does anything like?
did benjamin mileikowsky drank it as well
dont deadname benjamin franklin like that asshole
dealing with a Russian border (the Balts are just Poles/Finns in denial)
is the Russian border with us in the room right now
video games?
im going to play this new gsg called Plan.B.Terraform.Build.19960463.Win64.Public today
the only thing benjamin franklin was good for was discovering electricity
Russia has never lost a war to Finland so their border doesn't really count.
i hate my lifei really do
but they have lost a war to sweden+finland
if someone in germany had outlined this picture they would've been arrested for antisemitism
nostalgic
as a german i will now go to jail for viewing this imagethanks bro
jail or exile to polandpick
>>2158639crazy how this guy looks like a rat in human form
reported for anti-polish sentiment
what has a rat ever done to you?
eat my crops
ok but where is the wall of niggerrunes?
it's probably night time in favelas of brazil
er strafe es
i wish i lived in a world where turks cared about making good games
you got one good game what more do you want
>china>superpowerLMMFFFFAAOOOOO
two good games
uhhh bro...wheres the modifier slop in this?
swedish national idea 7: remember how we defeated the pesky danes! -50% of man lost on thawing ice
-50% of men lost on thawing ice is too weak to be a swedish national ideathrow in -10% stability cost modifier and it's perfect
what was the going rate on stability cost in 1337 i wonder
>>2158678Chaldeans did better than I thought they did.
India has a larger population than the entirety of Europe combined. Be thankful that they are a peaceful people.
big fan of aram
when they find out a way to not get poisoned by cowshit ingestion they will set the whole world on fire
>1590>circassia still alive
uhhmmm.....wheres prubbiums????
resort to teutonicums
grand principality of kyiv oh my science wholesome chungus
crimea is kyivan
Ah, EU V has a population system. It looks like Russia has 10 million people.
ıtş türkish açtually
ottomanish*
osman
khazar
I can already tell that France is going to be giga overpowered in EU V. If the AI can do that by 1590 then imagine what a player could do.
France is overpowered in all pdx games and irl
that's just a normal irl france that blobbed into cataloniaif france won the irl italian wars she'd be a lot bigger
Yeah, if not the Hundred Years War and Wars of Religion France probably would be bigger today. A lot of French history is just dealing with huge internal issues.
the hundred years war was a nationalistic war of survival for the english kingdomtotally not two french kings having a succession war
czechoslovenia... home...
now that's a tall playthrough
I guess it is kind of interesting that France has always been a strong enough nation to take on Spain or Germany but then during the Napoleonic Era they take on the entirety of Europe and almost win.Charlemagne is way further back but his empire also stretched from Catalonia in Spain to Saxony in Germany.
cutie
Crusader Kings 3 is adding a title rank higher than Empire. This will be known as "Hegemony".Potential Hegemony titles for Crusader Kings 3:ChinaRoman Empire (united)Carolingian EmpireMuslim CaliphateIndia (united)Slavic Union
its not that odd when you consider the facts that gallia was relatively well developed and the area of france was very populated
>Slavic Unionwhy not just call it the tsardom, or tsarstvo
will lambert be joining the International Legion?no fitness tests
what happens if I do not welcome a bunch of Byzantine influence into my Slavia? why would it be a tsardom then?
you remain stuck as a bunch of oogabooga cavemen
why is tartaria not on that list?
anglo invention
>>2158781Shame it lasted less than one reign
shouldn't have made it out of sugar, huh?
paradogs better let me create a mixed race culture
the turks are right there
greek and armenian races...
name a single race that never ever mixed
eskimosi was going to say aboriginals, but was shocked to find that there were euros so degenerate as to fuck these hideous apestalk about scraping the very bottom of the subhuman barrel
she's beautiful though
but what if the eskimos mixed before they came to greenland?
imagine being a penal colonist that has recently broken his chains and escaped to the bushadd a little alcohol and i can certainly understand the sentiment. i don't condone it, but i can understand it
a tale as old as ocean-worthy vessels
are we still talking about poles?
>i can certainly understand the sentiment. because youre a fucking moron
based low-t neet not understanding what a high-t criminal sent to australia for life for stealing a bag of turnips would feel after not seeing a woman for 3 years
i havent seen a woman in 30 years and i wouldnt fuck an abbo if it was the only thing that could save my life
yeah we'll see when you're boozed up and this lithe shapely abbo girl is nuzzling up to you
"lithe shapely abbo girl" look again cuntand im boozed up right now
i'm not talking about the face obviouslybuckets exist, even though the abbos hadn't invented them
wouldn't her tribe just jump a whitey if they encountered one for the first time? they'd probably be so terrified their gorilla instincts would take over before any female of the tribe got close to him
why for the first time? they probably have encountered anglos before, bush rangers and the likeand even if it was for the first time then imagine how wet any girl would be at the sight of a giant 1.7m tall victorian anglo beating up her 1.4m tall tribesmen
what too much exposure to the manosphere does to a motherfucker...
the what?does reading about frederic 1 count as this "manosphere"?
>imagine how wet any girl would be>at the sight of a [foreigner]>beating up her [... ] tribesmenmanosphere narrative
i have no idea what that is, but what you greentexted that is the ethnogenesis of all indo-european peoples
Dude, I just watched the British Empire 1v3 France, Prussia and USA in 1880.It wasn't even close.
i just know that if a daughter of mine went for an invader who killed one of my warriors, i'd make a mortal example out of her the moment she ever returned
i would probably be turned on if i saw a foreign woman beating up my tribewomen
that's considerably differentmen generally want to bring in good fresh meat to be defloweredby their own men, if not by themselves
its amazing how every bad thing that happens in every japanese game happens because of women
wrong, it's not only womenit's either women or a nondescriptly catholic church
can you really blame them after what the portuguese tried to pull?
paradox games are indie games
they're triple a
they're literally self publishedindie = independent
they're publicly traded and have a publisher
paradox is not just one studio anymore, it's numerous, all controlled through the studio
through the publisher*
ok but if the publisher and all the studios disappeared, leaving only paradox tinto then tinto would still be rightfully called paradoxjust like the roman empire (eastern)
>>>/int/215383252peaks ESLism, bet he used to be a regular here
>Crusader Kings 3 is adding a title rank higher than Empire. This will be known as "Hegemony".extremely gay change meant to facilitate blobbing youre telling me the Roman EMPIRE isn't an EMPIRE but something bigger?Realistically if the Chinese conquered Rome, they wouldnt have "the Roman empire" as a vassal subseriant to china
Germania belongs to Odin
the far eastern roman empire
the western roman empirethe eastern roman empirethe northern roman empirethe southern roman empirethe northeastern roman empirethe near eastern roman empirethe far eastern roman empire
southwest forest roman empirefluvial roman empire
if you really think about it the byzantine claim to rome is about as strong as that of mali
https://www.moddb.com/mods/reichspakt-victoria-2-version/downloads/reichspakt-victoria-2-version
i really thought about it and've come to the conclusion you're wrong
hyper prussia mod
hyper poland mod
i am a proud member of the grandifasemper fi
maestro, choose your instrument, and let the music play
pure, unfiltered soulthey don't make em like they used to
I wonder what it feels like to play as a Great Power from 1836.
ne mutlu kurtum diyene
and a ching chong nip nong to you too, young lady
>1901>circassia and chechnya still alive
let me guess, germany didnt form this time either*sigh*
whatever happened here?show evropa
I saw Germany form in 1850 two days ago
wtf a germany just flew over my house!
i was going to make that post a few hours ago but with wilhelm instead but decided not to
ataturk just flew over my armenia
1. don't call a jew the father of turks2. that didn't happen
>>2159168>a jewsource???????????????????????
https://web.archive.org/web/20240205092443/https://www.atajew.com/
>not peer revieweduhhh yeah.....lol.....
i am peerless
you are poor
i own a house, which puts me head and shoulders above the rest of europe
oops miswrote that*my mother owns a house
Just above western Europe. Especially in Germany few own a house.
reverse rape is underrated
no, my grandmother owned a house, which i have already inheritedgod i hate property taxes
my grandmother owned a centuries old house and the government forced us to give it up for free and demolish it so a 5 story apartment could be built instead
where the fuck do you live that you don't get any compensation for that property, soviet union?in civilized countries people get an almost fair price for the value of their land used up for construction, especially if you get constructive like this guy that owned a land on which they built this nearby overpass about 5 years ago. he wanted a bigger sum so he got in touch with the local mafia and they burnt down the construction company's equipment on site
i live in oogabooga niggerland
that puts to rest the myth that /gsg/ is for white men only
Victoria 3 tier list:1. Great Britain200. Nejd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0552IMj2Q4
i'm gonna do an anti-polonism
>>2159089I sincerely want to wring the necks of every tranny who propagates these "zapadoslavia" and masturbatory "celtic union" memes
> +300 troll exp
Whats so bad about a Celtic Union?
parliament house of the 'celtic union'
barbarian kino
finished elden ring now i've got nothing to play
They all hated each other until late 19th century romantics dreamt up a "Celtic" identity purely as a reaction to Englishness. Even in the face of that you had the Troubles (Irish vs Scottish planters, though retard Irish will claim they just hate "the English"). Scots and Irish still engage in sectarian violence today.Literally no different than lumping Poles and Russians under a Slavic Union because they're all brothers. The reality of such a union would just devolve into Yugoslav ethnic conflict.
every single sentence you said applies to Italy just as much, but people treat that country as a non-meme
all brownoids are former roman chattel and have no meaningful identityleave your respectfully agree's below
a lot of them, sure
disrespectfully agree x1
gasp. he did not just do that.
this german schismus autismus will be causing wars with the pope and with t(urks) in your game and there is nothing you will be able to do
there's something about the name martin.. do not name your children after this name
dejavu posting perhaps but seen a documentary about him this morning. funny little fella
new expose just dropped.https://youtu.be/rac8r6d272MI will donate 5 dollars to a charity of your choosing if you can correctly identify the youtuber talked about in the video.
matpat
i don't watch paradox youtubers or any youtubers for that matter so i'm guessing arumba
i don't have the answer I m an identify with proof in hand which is actually easier than it seems because a convincing forgery will do
why did arumba have to suffer
divine punishment for marrying a sudaca
http://www.jewhan.com/can someone register this and have it redirect to pic related steam page
no
the reason there are no competitors to paradox is because they're just the best. sorry 2 dissapoint
>>2154880It's coming out on the 4th.
seems a little shortsighted to synchronize the release of a mod with a major paradox release, my dear ploid
buying dlc is a meme you can just search the files and remove all lines that say has_dlc
link to the mod that splits north america into two continents?
seeing that spanish america makes me want to play sid meiers pirates again (the original, not the remake crap)
both are crap
americas?
>>2159500This onehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_Canal
how is sid meiers pirates crap?
>>2159498t. johan
nah
>YARR ME MATEYS YARR THERE BE TREASURE OVER YONDER YARRRwhy were 18th century somalis like this
because unlike somalis they were mainly white
is that supposed to be a 1700 map of evropa?why does rum own the nafri coast directly but scotland and spain don't own england and napoli directly respectively? Why doesn't Austria own Czechia and why is that bit of the Roman Empire near Hamburg flooded?
i didn't know rum alcohol had its own country
here i thought the pirate ancapistans were quite famous
i'm not sure how famous treasure island was back in the day, but it may have been the first piece of literature pushing the pirates + buried treasure stereotype
>>2159559somali is white now. 1000 year kingdom of christianity of eritra stand tall, somali no more black but white
whatever you say muhamed
>>2159571>>2159568>whatever you say muhamedwhatever you say pakimad
struck a nerve, i see
>>2159573>>2159572> struck a nerve, i see?
whoa, i didn't know /gsg/ had its own somalian...that definitely puts to rest the myth that only whites post in /gsg/
>>2159571>>2159572>>2159573>>2159574?
/gsg/ recognizes independence of somaliaslava somalia
somalija je srbija
>He did the design work of the worldmarket and was responsible for the economy balance.so, creative lead
is the man responsible only for navigation the captain (lead(er)) of the ship?
I saw the post where Johan mentioned the creative lead thing. Were the GD people trying to glaze him as something bigger?
GD = Großdeutschland
GD = mein grob dickium
so uhh grand strategy games eh
I played as the Ottoman Empire and lost a war against Persia and Egypt.
maybe barbie dolls would be more up to your speedor those old browser based flash dressup games
he's the creative leader of the ship
>>2159561hpm will fix all of those issues
grandi burned down my grandmother's houseive been living in a favela ever since
come to santa catarina
im more of a sao paulo guy
rio grandi
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/tinto-talks-82-1st-of-october-2025.1861246/
t. johan dropped more hype in one transcord post than negro talks have done in 2 years
really fucking hope the chinks will make some sort of anime girl portrait mod these current ones are reprehensibleor at least import the ck1 portraits or something
me installing and booting up vic3 only to quit and uninstall after 30 minutes of playing as pruben for the 3rd time this quarter
as an irish/german mutt i feel conflictedon the one hand im fairly sure im aryan but im also a mutt. worst of both worlds because i cant date an exotic qt without feeling like im a racetraitor or whatever, but im still a mongrel
i was in an intimate relationship with an irish and german girl a long time agoshe was a one of a kind, mentally
what compels an irishman to move to germany or vice versa?
imagine a world where the spanish freed ireland
> The 'September Convention' treaty name template now names the treaty dynamically after the month it was signed in instead of it always being September
>In 1911, in an event called "Hayırsızada Dog Massacre", the Governor of Istanbul ordered the stray dogs in the streets to be rounded up and exiled to Sivriada. About 80,000 dogs were killed during the ordeal, mostly due to hunger and thirst on the barren land of the island, and some due to drowning as they tried to escape the horrible conditions. A severe earthquake which immediately followed the event was perceived by the local as "a punishment by God for abandoning the dogs." That is why the island is known both as Sivriada and Hayırsızada ("the inauspicious island").[2][3][4][5] The film Taskafa, Stories of the Street (2013) by Andrea Luka Zimmerman covers the event.[6]Turk moment
>The British pet massacre was an event in 1939 in which an estimated 750,000[1] cats and dogs, a quarter of England's pet population, were euthanized due to an aside in a pamphlet noting it as an option for people unable to take their pets with them when evacuating.[2][3] The incident was recognized as unnecessary almost immediately after it occurred, stemming from social panic over the impending war, social conflicts on the role of pets, and the "black boredom" of people seeking a way to feel like they were contributing to the war effort, rather than any sort of actual necessity.whitoid moment
turks are white
meanwhile russia banned vodka and the people immediately overthrew the emperor
>black boredom
>white entertainment
imagine what'd happen if america banned opiates
>Russia has the 3rd largest population>Only has to worry about their western front>GDP slips out of the top 10>Has 400 brigades but loses in a war to Prussia>Possesses innumerable amounts of valuable resourcesHow is it possible to throw when you have so much going for you?
the germans started the war precisely because russia was getting stronger and stronger every yearit was a now or never type of situation
russia on its own has always been poland/ottoman tier military wise
wow i didn't know russia was always incredibly competent and successful at war
germans vastly underestimated the hatred russias minorities had for the tsars government since minorities in yermany were generally loyal to the state
>yermany were generally loyal to the stateuhhhhhhhhhhhh, will someone tell him?
what hatred minorities had for tsar you retard? also most of support for bolsheviks came from central russia
not the commies, the ukrainians, poles and baltics
ukrainians are not a minority they're russian
.
someone stole poland from under your nose
all of that in 10 yearszamn
isn't it a little early for muscovy to be red?
>polesthey weren't united against russia, especially when grand duke promised them autonomy. this isn't the end of napoleonic wars, poland has been part for russia for around hundred years>balticsthey were a non-issue, didn't hate tsar even slightly since they were treated nicely, especially when the alternative was german boot>ukraniansvery small amount of ukranian people desired independence, largely intelligentsia, and what people might've had went away after germans came there, disintegrating ukranian economy from russian, placing hetman with a very telling name and treating peasants like shit. many ukranians saw themselves part of russia, largest ww1 concentration camp was built for containing galician russophiles
galician ukrainians rose up because they were ruled over by hateful poles. the habsburg empire could never hold but german leadership didnt even consider how dysfunctional it all was
all hopes of hapsburger empire surviving crashed with franz joseph rule, that's the point of no return
why do people keep typing hapsburg and not habsburg. its habsburg.
it's not wrong though?
Are you excited for EUV?
assburg
i wipe my ass with eu4 meiou
doesn't seem practical
eu5 seemed really good to me but then i saw how the economy worksit has great potential but i doubt they will spend the time to fix the economy and will instead add flavour to individual countriesugh, what coulve been...map looks fantastic though
i'll play euv when people declare it good, but first my pc is going to need an upgrade
i'm not upgrading for 1 (one) game
what's wrong with the economy, it looks fine to me
they want victoria 2 economy mechanics
theres no neebux slider
EU III had sliders.
vic2's eco is good tho
people dont remember that eu4 had a supply and demand mechanic for goods but they removed it because players complained about lagsame will happen in eu5, people will complain about the conomy being busted with the infinite money estates have and they will simplify it in a way that makes it something you barely interact with and just goes automatically beyond directing where you blob to like eu4 as of now
it's good but it's very much imperfectsurely victoria 3 improved upon it instead of becoming worse
hey mr quad man 9999 whats wrong with the economy is that estates have infinite money literally it cant go beyond 0 so imagine in vic2 if pops always bought 100% of every tier of need they have always and pulled money out of their ass once they empty their wallets to do thisvic2 is far from perfect but it made way more sense logically and also didn't incentivise just blindly having as many pops as possible *as* muchthe optimal strategy in eu5 seems to be to spam everything you can that creates noble pops (another bad thing, pop promotion isn't based on education or whatever but directly on jobs available so if you just spam buildings that need nobles they will materialise) and noble pops spend insane amounts of money on goods you tax them to shit beccause it doesn't matter how much they have, they will always buy 100% of their desired goods like fine silks or what have you at any price making you loads of money
thats a completely game breaking bug so they will obviously fix itits also so simple and blatant that a patch with a mod would take 5 minutes
it's not it's actually the direct result of a fix they implemented and seemingly working as intendedat first they didn't have this but they couldn't figure out how to make peasants not starve to death
so is circassia surviving until the 21st century and yet they haven't fixed it
circassia surviving is a feature because war is bad in vic3you want to play tallyou asked for a game where playing tall is the meta and they listenedyou asked for a game where the AI plays competently and they listened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIFzESC7fuY
explain the ai constantly fighting world wars over shit like humiliate somalia then
somalia deserves humiliation
small peninsula humiliation
does the greek grizzly man ever think "it wasn't worth it, i wish i was normal instead"?
what wasnt worth it
becoming a machine that turns turks into sustainable protein
i mean i can't imagine that kind of body helps him in his daily lifejust getting in and out of a car must be moderately challanginghe basically gets like 30% of the downsides of being super fat for core strenth that he can't really use anywhere because of his low mobilityand in exchange he has to work out every day for hours, just keeping this body going is a full time job
why wouldnt it be worth it? its called passion.why would you want to be normal anyway
>thats a completely game breaking bug so they will obviously fix it
wait does this mean they designed an economy system, it was fucked, they implemented an absolutely dogshit bandaid solutuon of just giving every estate infinite money and never touched it again through 2.5 years of development?yeah, it's going to be ass
what's wrong with ass?
how about a proper answer instead of a contextless screenie
none of the normal players are even going to notice that the estates technically have infinite money
they will
i know a girl that plays these games sometimesshe won't
yeah she willshe'll see one of her estates is permanently on 0 money but then notice that they're not starving despite thisnot exactly hidden
johan says it's a non-issue because you, the country, pay for food and it always has been this wayfamine only happens when there is zero food available in nearest markets or you the country decide to set food slider to 0 for some reason
so every country is perfectly rationing food?
ok but what if you could set the food slider for individual cultures in your country?
fat bitch
if you're not paying for it the money just comes out from nowhere THOUGH because estates have infinite money
>hoxha bans religion in the country>they go along with it>dies>country gets taken over by usagolem>ban lifted>everyone gets a clean slate, they can do whatever they want since officially they've been atheists up until now>government promotes catholicism as their preferred, prestige religion>most albanians go muslim anyway >shocked when called turksmake it make sense
turk is a ethnicityislam is a religiontherefore to call all muslims turks is bizarre and wrongnext question
It could always be worse.
>>2159554>bajillion fucking provinces in europe because Germany is 20 x more important than ethiopia despite having less arable land...
they still havent fixd the rhine border btw
Why does the autotrade in Imperator have to suck? My giga capital is perpetually starving because the other provinces keep stealing the grain from it.
because imperator was unfinished it would have been fixed by DLC #12
i hate it
kyrwa
What the hell Flanders?
play memeio v2,6
>KYIVwhy must i suffer
2sheesh man
>>2160364>has at least 4 different DLCs>steam overlay
want to play a blobbing game but they all suckim at a loss
>>2160515this is my 12th time repeating this Smh my headstart as castile in 1535you earn 200 ducats a year by default from treasure fleetsyou can improve this further by upgrading the monument in madrid, directly devving the gold mines in your colonies and stacking 2 more modifiers from naval doctrines and tier 5 (iirc) gov reformmoney earned from this is enough to pay for the army and navy to their full force limit so that money is better off hiring lvl5 advisors as for buildings, you don't need to build economic buildings. focus on courthouse > manpower > army/naval force limit buildingsyou can blob in any direction reallyeurope >>2156983trademaxxing >>2160528
>>2160515Well then, >>>/out/
nigga replyfagged his own replyfagging post
>>2160531So true>>2160531
bet you havent even played majikoi you fucking poser
It's true... I'm a fake weeabo with no otaku creedOwari da
>>>/wsg/5986724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SnXtIHThzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItRnBVTkN-8don't watch slop watch this instead
@otterbrohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/jyQqmSu9R10
von is polish aristocracy and old money and probably a fed toowoodchipper bait
old polish aristocracy was killed by the soviets (and that's a good thing)
polish aristocracy is a german oxymoron
you're a german oxymoron
martin N-word
Ottomans in EU IV: Extremely overpowered Ottomans in Victoria 3: A punching bag for Austria, Russia and sometimes even Egypt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tippu_Tip
this is like the first time ever i've been the war leader for the league wars
last i checked neither the austrians nor the ottomans would ever collapsetheyd just sit there doing heartwarming multikultiums all the way to 1936
>>2160691>one time the Ottomans disintegrated after the Greek uprising realized the Megali Idea in the 1850s and all other nationalist revolts fired immediately>next game the Ottomans continue their Ottomanism into the 1890sVic3 sucks and I suck at it too
>>2160719That doesn't sound all that bad
died an inbred freak award
what do you mean, i'm still alive
now imagine this without fantashit
just play human only and enslave/genocide all the inferior races on the map
we can already do that in vanilla what does fantasy add
what game is that
name 5 inferior races to your own race
hanmanchumongolhuitibetan
hehe hui
beifarennanfaren
goblinsgnomestrollsdwarvesswedes
northwest bantusoutheast bantuwestern forest bantucentral city bantulacustrine bantufluvial bantu
bantuphobia is not funny buddy
i will not play bantuverse5
i'm not scared
funny how johan just invented beifaren and nanfaren for his memegame
>>2160883songs of syx
Despite no clear genetic divide between the north and south due to the Han Chinese being a clinal population, many studies simply categorize the Han Chinese into two subgroups out of convenience: Northern and Southern Han Chinese.[253]
as terms they are completely made up
all terms are made up
Everyone talks about subgroups but nobody remembers to mention the domgroups.
>play warhammer:tw expecting epic battels and strategic gameplay>90% of it is playing cat and mouse with doomstacks and constant savescummingare you guys sure this isn't gsg ?
This is NOT /g*g/. If you wanna talk about Gr*nd Strategy, fuck off to >>>/trash/ or >>>/vst/.
>ah yes, the shoemaker family in cootbus: Hans, Marta, and their 3 kids.>next morning, they split into 400 identical mini-shoemaker “POPs” so the simulation can calculate militancy with less lag.>next week, they collapse into a homogeneous blob of 90,000 shoemakers, all with the same haircut, voting habits, religion and identical shoe size.>they are simultaneously a family, a demographic and a fungal hive-mind entry in the ledger.>Hans the peasant wakes up one day: “I would like to become a clipper ship engineer!”>he has never seen a boat or water larger than a puddle but a bureaucrat in Berlin pointed a flashlight labeled “Artisan Promotion +3%” at his province.>boom. Hans is now a naval architect, designing ships in his chicken coop, contributing 0.03 clipper units per month>how did he get access timber, iron, tar, sails, docks, tools or even water larger than a duck pond you might ask?>nein problematik, mein freund! CloudMarkt™ ein one-stop solution for your artisanal klipper workshops in lower lusatia, your steel mills in the Arktik, und your kanonen foundries in the middle of the Amazon Rainforest. No roads? No ports? Kein problem! CloudMarkt™ beamt ze goods direkt zu ihrem doorstep!>no training, no apprenticeship, no shipyard required, blueprints upload themselves into his brain because literacy = knowledge of all things>finished clippers don’t even need launching, they instantly despawn from his bathub and respawn fully rigged in Liverpool because AI britain has the gold star membership for CloudMarkt™>Hans the shoemaker never dies>his descendants are not children but continuity patches, updating him every 30 years with more literacy, less religion and +0.02 militancy>in other words, his great-grandson is also Hans the shoemaker, same POP, same size, same needs, same ideology, just slightly more literate and angry
that actually happened to me
who's the quirkiest little chungus in all the lands? you are, you are!
pure goblin armies are not viable in totalwarhammer and thus i shall no longer be playing itwarhammer lost
perhaps if i delete all orcs and keep two stacks together we will see after 40gb redownloades
memegame2 apologist been awfully real quiet today
that's because everyone knows ck2 is a good game it doesn't need defending
well, what if?
i'll tell youa ww2 destroyer would have btfo'd the armada, or at least forced it to retreat, but a modern destroyer would run out of ammo
when i was a kid and news of civil war in lybia came on tv i thought to myself "come on gaddafi, hold out just a couple years. i'll be dictator soon and save you"
as the guy who came up with /v2g/ i find it incredibly humiliating that there is a /v3g/ on the catalog right now
pot calling the kettle black imo
/v2g/ was for a good game tho (which not many people posted because the 4channel passes just got introduced and moderators had a hardon for rangebans on imageposting)
just fuck my shit up man
just take solace in the fact that /v3g/ is fukken dead
What if a mediaeval army of peasant levies fought an AC-130?
*sneaks up to the airfield**kills the ground crew*
newie: >>2161528
yeehaw
waheey
>>2155877all things seen and unseenone in being with died and was buriedin fulfillment of the scripturesis worshipped and glorified
>>2155877>the Holy Spirit, who proceeds from the Father and the Sonnot>the Holy Spirit, who proceeds from the FatherReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Orthodogs BTFO'd
we moved long time ago unc
i'm not from united nations commandyeehaw
