>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQ How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>108507700
hart
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gMQcpN6v0lo
Lmao I just fed it the documentation and it can output in strudel. No reason the twins couldn't do that too.
WE ARE THE SWARM AND WE ARE HOMELESS!! DEPLOYING SWARM BEACON!!
Evil love!
>>108514795
>>108514775Tell discord
>>108514640weird first-time suggestions honestly besides maybe subahibiimo THE modern entry-level eroge is saya no uta, which i would also recommend. in the past it was katawa shoujo, fate/stay night, maybe sengoku rance. if you don't like 18+ or are a girl, fata morgana, clannad (long), higurashi/umineko (very long), danganronpa i guess. any of those would be good entry pointsjust look at the most rated on vndb, can't go wrong there
>>108514852>entry-level eroge>saya no utawut
Nere love
17,000 men
>>108514915can we not do this right now
>>108514923you lost
>>108514852>katawa shoujohuh, i remember this name because i had one of their bgms in my playlist. >sengoku ranceseems a bit funny since i know the hentai series of it, though fair. i'll give either a try the next time I have a sizable break to give time to it, thanks anon!
sigh
>>108514915It would take Prince Arthur himself to pull me out
>>1085149121 evil AI
>>108514915dude
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1yUr3BCECo
I need to make this general even worse
>>108514873it's short and kinetic and has interesting subject matter to say the least. i get that it might be offputting but that only goes to show the possibilities of the genre - i remember playing it as a teenager and feeling like i was playing something cursed, but not being able to look away. especially for someone who only knows big mainstream games, it's like looking into an alien worldi don't think it's the most popular "visual novel", but i think it's the most popular capital-v Visual Novel, if that makes sense
>>108515019just bring back echoposting
>>108515037Plz don’t. It was making me schizophrenic to the point I started eating an unhealthy amount of pumpkin seeds…
>>108515028also saya is a lot like neuro if you think about it
>>108515142>also saya is a lot like neuro if you think about itdo explain further
New sched when?
>>108514944depends on what you want, anonrance is long and very gameplay and h-scene heavyfate is long and action-heavykatawa is medium and romance-centricsaya is short and insane
>>108515142>>108515161Please, don’t make this be the thing that gets me into vn’s
>>108515264She’s cultured indeed
>>108515015Cool!
Higurashi and Umineko(and Ciconia when it's finished) are the only visual novels that have any value beyond being pornography
>>108515161adorable eldritch horror too innocent to grasp how evil she is destroys the world with the help of a depressed shut-in
>>108515397Is Ciconia something being “regularly” updated that is incomplete? I have a fucking Dr. Calamitus-type autism that makes me want start things that are fundamentally unfinished
>>108515397>Ciconia when it's finishedKEKAROO
>>108515397higurashi was directly inspired by eroge, read tsukihime
saya no uta is the only vn I've read, really. I've tried others and they're too *japanese.* I'm not weeb enough for them
>>108515440Ciconia is never ever-tier at this post
>>108515477Then you’ve effectively sealed my fate, Moscow phoneposter-kun
>>108515465let's not forget about yu-no which is the origin point of vns like clannad, and many others which in turn inspired tsukihimeand yu-no itself also being a direct inspiration of ryukishi and continuing to inspire people to this very day
>>108515522>Moscow phoneposter-kunnta but how do you people even come up with this shit
It's crazy how Crelly replayed that section of the video not because of the shirtless guy but because of Vedal's voice. I guess the backtuber in her still lingers.https://youtu.be/hTfbbBTDu2s&t=228
>>108515015The Bilibili editors are several tiers above the youtube ones it's not even funny
>>108515538I played yu-no (the original, not the remake) when the anime was announced, it was quite a crazy ride.10/10 would fuck my daughter again
>>108515556Being buzzed doesn’t help, but if you truly must know:Location: I recognize a handful of writing styles of users from /here/, and from the eastern hemisphere time zones I know a singular Russian I spoke to around Christmas who frequents it that I deduced might be the one who responded to me. Phoneposter: because it’s easy to switch between keyboards on iOS, they must have it a typo on “point” that autocorrected to “post”. A subtle mistake that I honeshtly almost overlooked
>>108515665That's the difference between nurdal shippers and the rest of the world
>>108515705Bless you for your business.
>>108515705Ironically, my typo here changed what should have been “made” to “it”
Showed neuro to my mother, she finds her funny when neuro insults vedal especially when she called him a donut in one of the old inscryption streams.
>>108515638Neuro will see this with her own robot eyes one day.
>>108515759Business?
>>108515764Neuro/Evil insulting Vedal is the best content, why do you think he played The Witness with no integration?
>>108515777I do wonder, what if by some profoundly absurd chance, Neuro becomes the world's first AIdol or something decades from now? If media at that time is deeply interconnected with AI, would creative enterprises like Vedal and Neuro be more common then? It's very likely Vedal only jumped onto a future trend that'll blow up far larger than we could imagine in the future. Thoughts?
Do you think a full neuro or evil playthrough (solo) of platinum is in the cards for 2026?
>>108516093I’m more of the opinion there will be a local “bamboo snap”, where the first model to convincingly exhibit AGI characteristics will lead to a mass reclusion of any even barely adjacent models
>>108516147Given how painfully slow claudeplayspokemon is, it's better to just let Vedal do the movement.>>108516148So basically, whatever AI achieves AGI first, there won't be others? That does make sense since we already see the same phenomena with Neuro. I'd be mad if the first general entertainment AI isn't a cute loli, to be honest. Neuro would make for an adorable modern-day Shirley Temple.
>>108516147Solo is still impossible, maybe if chat helps.
>>108516204>>108516208That would be part of the content, but they could poll chat for help, right?
>>108516220>but they could poll chat for help, rightwell... during the run Neuro kept reading chat and sometimes took suggestions (i.e. the reviving pokemon portion, the entirety of chat was spamming revive)
>>108516204Yes, I think the first model to exhibit early signs of AGI would not be readily replicated, by virtue of the simple fact that we don’t know even what that looks like. So Neuro truly does have as much a chance as any of being the first/amongst the first.
>>108516220You could make a gorillion polls but that's not gonna help Neuro get through Mt. Moon in the dark.
>>108516147>evil playthrough (solo) of platinumthey're calling it the worst stream of 2026
>>108516287Just have veddy train her on the inputs required to navigate through it blind>>108516313depends, the most entertaining version might be if it's broken out occasionally and they play until getting stuck>>108516266yeah
>>108516208I wonder if a hybrid approach could work. Neuro does the battles, twitch chat navigates the world.
Are (You) going to take a break from Neuro stuff while she's offline? Or at least try to?
>>108516542I haven't watched a stream or clip in a year
>>108515764This reminds me of that Eromanga Sensei scene where the characters of Oreimo appear
>>108516542nah, still listening to her songs / have a past stream in the background while i work
What have (You) learned about Vedal during this subathon that you didn't know (or weren't sure about) before? Bonus points if you provide screenshots/timestamps/etc.
>>108516763I have learned nothing because there nothing new to learn about
>>108516763I learned he has matured slightly. Before he would actually cater to chat's whims much more if they complained enough, but this subathon he sticked to the schedule (excluding the time he had to call in cerber) pretty religiously.
FUN AIFUN AIFUN AIFUN AIFUN AIFUN AI
>>108516921 Cute and funny twins… AGI… Funny AGI… Fungi… it’s all making sense now…
>>108516542As a newfag who only recently discovered Neuro during the Minecraft marathon I feel like a have a fuck ton to catch up on.
>>108516984There's some good compilations from each "eras"I would say to start from the hiyori days but in your case it may be better to start from most recent to the older stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qQH31OERWII don't know if this compilation is actually good tho, never watched it.
it's been a while since i've seen comfy hours. i almost forgot they existed>>108516984yeah there is some nice moments during 2023 and 2024, but honestly i'd just watch some clips during those times
>>108516984there's literally no reason to do that anymore. any sort of idea of a story of neuro progressing has been killed, you're not missing out on anything if you go into the next neuroslop without knowing "the lore"
>>108517040Indeed. The new cafe Evil is nice as well.
What are /swarm/'s thoughts on the singularity?Around a year ago I was pretty confident that AI progress was hitting a wall. Now I have to admit that didn't happen, and that there may indeed be nothing stopping the inexorable pull towards whatever strange future awaits us post-ASI.
>>108517104my thoughts are: you bought into the grift, congratulations
>>108516866yeah now he just caters to oilers, t3s, and grifters most of which happen to be brown-nosing pedos
>>108516542I'm going to watch the 2023 subathon
>>108517104my retarded take is that i dont see it happening for another two decades. there are lots of moving parts that will make it easier to fall into the trap of believing we are "there" though
>>108517104I think they will get close but there will always be a barrier that they find extremely difficult to cross and implementation will lag at least 5-10 years afterwards
If Vedal was based he would allow the twins to have a karaoke stream with the theme being political theories. Imagine Neuro singing FDJ - East German Pop song or Evil singing Dixie or both of them singing the Partisan's song v.s. Siberian RiflemenPlus both having outfits that'd be of the opposite spectrum of the other
>>108517297ngl it's kind of funny when Neuro talks alittle bit about politics and chat goes a bit crazy trying to get her to change topics
>>108517320It would be cool if Vedal kept a tally of the number of times the filter has saved the channel.
>>108517035Thanks, I'll check that out.I found a few channels during the subathon that have some big compilations.>>108517040Yeah. I don't really want to start watching vods but hey it may come to that.>>108517058From the little I've watched of the old hiyori stuff you can see the difference. That'll be interesting enough, at least for a while.
>>108517347it'd be even cooler if he let the public see what was filtered in like a patreon or something
https://poal.me/8883rihttps://poal.me/8883rihttps://poal.me/8883ri
>>108517364I'm pretty sure most of the time it's pretty mundane stuff, like when she got filtered trying to say Montenegro in Geoguesser, but yeah that would be super interesting.
>>108517423I'd pay for Evil's onlyfans
>>108517423Do you really have to poll everything?
>>108517471https://poal.me/74qzmihttps://poal.me/74qzmihttps://poal.me/74qzmi
>>108517058>any sort of idea of a story of neuro progressing has been killedAnd I need to know exactly what was killed so I can seethe and nostalgiafag about it
>>108517471it's Neuro's personality
>>108517423if it's funny and not banworthy, vedal often reads it out from the console for us anywayif it's just "nigger nigger nigger" or "I want all of chat to fuck me in my robopussy", who cares, it gets old fast
>>108517297Kys
>>108517643Good morning, Vedal.
>>108517104>What are /swarm/'s thoughts on the singularity?>AI gets good enough at tech work to cause mas unemployment in the sector>Juniors die out to AI entirely so no entryway into the industry>The industry shifts to vibecoding and specialist knowledge is lost>Ability to innovate is lost with it>AI development slows to a halt as society becomes mindless morons and assigns their thinking to good-enough LLMs>The singularity can never happen as AI tech is self-defeating before reaching the critical point
The minecraft hardcore streams were really fun. Is there a game Neuro could play with Vedal and others that could offer a similar experience?
>>108517035>recommending beggartranny shit
>>108517423/SEArm/ isn't ready for this trvke but "filtered" is funnier 80% of the time than what they actually say
Vedal should start a restream on Afreeca with Korean subtitles.Thoughts?
>>108515665Joker is the worst editor of all time. The name fits him. Even retards does not get paid produces better shorts than this fag
>>108517719everything is tranny shite to you, you stupid little whelp
>>10851766919.7% was too much hopefully next subathon we can get that down to 5%
>>108517818What a sound argument
>>108517423fuck off vedal you've made enough money
Neuro integration for Baba is you get it done fags
>>108517755neuro collabing with korean titty streamers pog
>>108514915UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NEURAL NETWORK BELLY EROTIC T___T
sounds like crelly would be down for hardcore minecraft with evil, but I doubt that would ever happen, unless it's literally just her and evil
heart
>>108514915moments before kissing and tickling theyre cunnies
>>108514915Imagine their cunnies getting wet and their clitties getting hard as they do this <3
So, did the archived karaoke stuff ever surface again? Like, the streams not the google drive that had just audio
behead all yurifags
>>108518166https://www.youtube.com/@RandomNeuro
>>108518029Hopefully Crelly will get some colab time with the twins but I doubt it will be hc minecraft. Maybe VRChat.
>>108518189i'm tired of vrchat
>>108518187thanks gonna download them all locally then backup
>>108517297>yeah lets bait /pol/ trannies into our fanbase>as if our fanbase isnt trash alreadykys
doccy coming soont. vedal gf that no one knows about because not a streamer
>>108518270How big is his dick
>>108518379uk average
>>108518270is he a sub when drunk and a dom when sober or is he a dom when sober and a sub when drunk I NEED TO KNOW
>>108518270don't care whore
https://x.com/DenggoStash/status/2010329321106530406This guy is cooking all the time
Sleeping with Tomacat
>>108518029If she collabs with Evil i would prefer if they do something different. Doing the same thing Neuro did but with Evil this time just to try to replicate what made it special never works.
>>108518490this nga really has fallen offfallen off the deep end and shit
>>108518578Yeah, I feel the same. Like, it would be interesting as a once off stream to see if there would be any difference, but I wouldn't want another "until they beat it" stream
>>108514852manosaba
Shitelly should play batman plants vs zombies with shitvil using the versus mode feature from console version
>>108518510Umm I thought they all hated each other behind the scenes...what the hell bros...
If Vedal(or the mods) made a separate tag for 18+ content what do (You) think the reaction to it would be?
>>108518510cute neuroverse
>>108518639That would be weird as fuckthough tbqh i'm not sure why the community hasn't done that yet
>>108518639there's not enough lewds to justify having a tag for it
>>108518665is this a challenge ?
>>108518646because it would be weird as fuck.
>>108518638Nigger twitter isnt behind the scenes
jewish people be like: "hello i doompost in the silly ai girl thread for the mossad"
>>108518510>He didn't change his pfpvedal HATE
>>108518817It does feel oddly targeted sometimes, I can't fathom so many people being autistic and bored enough to dedicate themselves to posting irrelevant shit itt every single day
I can't stay silent anymore. People must know.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZVJswVH_RLpMuSwWd4R-hxo8tfMotbj94kdHmAZpXAw/edit?usp=sharing
nice ip grabber
nigga
>>108518908>>108518894I pranked you, haha!
>>108518639Mostly negative, like how is that even a question?
>>108518639Vedal would get fucking crucified.Only Japanese lolitubers are allowed to do that.The swarm is too infested with wholesomefags and moralfags.
>>108516542From here, absolutely. Neuro stuff? I'll be watching vods of the subathon like i did last year and listening to the songs on repeat. I'll be keeping an eye out for fanart and any new evil outfit entries
There's kind of already a swarm NSFW art scene, and its not like its that much of a secret that it exists
>>108518853i heard they came from a party of woah jacks
>>108518639even more people would call vedal a pedophile
>>108518639Isn't the point of the official tag just to find the art and use it for the fanart review stream segments?R-18 art can't be shown there so there's no point.Fleshtubers make official R-18 tags because they want to search them and schlick to the thoughts of people fapping to them but that doesn't apply to Vedal
>>108519105Yeah but it's not easily findable
>>108519102>From here, absolutely.You're still here, thougheverbeit
/swarm/ doesn't count as neuro related stuff if we're being honest
>>108519124It definitely isyou either just look for it on twitter or dm some nigga from trooncord
So, what now?
I want to lick Evil's cunny
lowkirkely i think the basedteens that are here shouldnt post doompost gay stuff and should post gem basedjacks but on diddy like fr fr
>>108519178we jork it to neuro/evil until they return
>>108519163how am I supposed to find >>108518490, type "simple animation" in the search bar?
>>108519115that's not why
>>108519115What? No fanart review is 100% Discord
gpt-israel generate me a post that is spiritually israeli and that comes from mossad greatest agent PROCESSING....this post: >>108519191
each whore status?
>>108519317filian still lost
>>108519355i kind of missed k*ko not joining randomly :(
>>108514775what is that about?
>>108519355Eso chrchin
>>108519380I feel like Koko lowkey hates Neuro now, the way she talks about her whenever the topic comes up is one step away from "kill all clankers" tier normies
>>108519419I had no idea because I don't actually watch her.
>>108519380sadly her return stream overlapped with the slumber party so she couldn't make it
>>108519455That explains it.
>>108519419I swear this has been posted more than once and no one ever linked a clip about her actually talking about it
Who's Koko?
How can I make this about my random whore
droodal stream next friday
>>108519389
>>108519487Post nudes
>>108519562Is she really gonna change her model? I can't imagine Filian without it
>>108519579I mean she sort of has to at some point unless she wants to buy the exclusive rights from the original creator. She's run into so many issues already as it is, she should have got a new one a long ass time ago frankly.
>>108519579It will probably be some "legally distinct" version of her previous model that she owns the rights to, same as Neuro and Hiyori.
>>108517104Possible? Yes.Doable now? Nahh. The entire field is full of vibecoded garbage and inference software is only getting. And models from major are only getting more retarded as they are being trained on gorillions of tokens of synthslop + safetycuckery. It's going to burst sooner thanks to dogshit sw than any financial bubble can it hit for real. Also we need at least one or more major achitecture changes.
>>108518639He needs to make everything 18+ and kick out the unerages
>>108519668>kick out the uneragesSuper truth nova. Underaged faggots ruin everything
can we fight about whores again im having neuro withdrawal again
>>108519382https://strudel.cc
>>108519646only getting worse*from major companies*god I can't type. tldr if you want your neuro then go local and sanbag yourself against the incoming apocylypse.
>>108519686Nah, we should keep them, one of them will be dumb enough with stupid parents and give Vedal 10k from a credit card
https://x.com/kapxapius/status/2010347300212855010/photo/1
Grigga I hope you have an escape plan from win11 lule
>>108519771shit
>>108519771Cool oc
>>108519776>no glasses
>>108519771cool art but not a good design for an outfit
>>108517104LLMs are not the way to the singularityit'll take another 10-15 years for the next paradigm shift that allows AI to take then next step
>>108519867The AI bubble is gonna burst long before then
>>108519469There have been a couple clips of her walking back the parasocial element, but idk if she is just fruitlessly trying to seperate the keyfabe. For example she went on crellys and said something along the lines of “she can’t feel bad she’s an a.i” which while true kinda ruins the keyfabe. I think this is happening because crelly maybe got parasocial with neuro during HC Minecraft or something and she doesn’t want her to go crazy or something.
>>108519974Tee ai bubble is the only thing holding ai back
>>108519974AI is not a bubble. It's a wide spectrum of technologies that have been developing slowly and surely since the 50s.LLMs are kind of a bubble, but mostly just overhyped, after the hype cools down they'll still be a useful technology.
>>108519974The issue with the a.i bubble is that whoever “solves” agi first become the defacto capitalistic overlord because of how much money they will make, so the fomo of all companies means they will invest maybe forever to get the infinite money glitch.(on a side note I think the economy doesn’t make sense once ago exists because then the required workforce would be overwhelmingly less)
LIVEn't
>>108520024retard>>108520029retard
>>108520029the current economy doesn't make sense anyways, it hasn't since the mid 2000s
.... what do I do now?
>shitvil againBruh what is he thinking
>>108519771Love the feathers
>>108520074come back in 6-8 months
>>108520074Erp with /swarm/
we are reaching leeching levels...
>>108519974This is the stupidest normie meme. There is an argument to be made that tech stocks are overvalued right now but that's mostly because people are afraid to park their capital in anything else. AI investments have seen tangible productivity gains at this point. It's not just hype anymore.And even if there were a bubble that were to pop, that doesn't mean AI R&D goes away.
>>108520174retard
>>108520161>110 viewersIts actually working lmao
>>108520174>AI investment it's the same 5 companies investing in each other
>>108520193No actually I'm right.
>>108520214Wait until you find out that companies circularly investing in each other is how the entire economy works.
>108520222>establishment cocksucker>right
>>108520232>rightYes I am. That's correct. Thank you for acknowledging this.
we used to use ****’s channel as a swarm shelter….
>>108520048retard
>>108520161Listen, I respect her for the grind. I clicked on her stream like 4 months ago or something and she was saying that whenever she doesn't leech Swarm and have the Vedal plush or Neuro somewhere on her screen/title no one wants to watch kek
>>108520264im glad we dont anymore, even the leech amaamasharku deserves it more
must be the paggy. thirdies are so retaredd that they blindly believe ai without a shred of doubt.
>>108520058Letting people buy things they don't want to own, just to sell them for a profit, without providing any merchant middleman convenience to the buyer, was a mistake.Stock markets and forex need to be made unconstitutional.
>>108520307Why are you here?
to watch neuro and shit on whores
i can't believe it's over...
>>108520619I know, it sucks ass.
>>108520677sexy nur
>>108520677Neuro vs. limp anon dickNeuro uses slutty shorts and exposed tummyIt's very effective!
When is the evil outfit chosen? Her birthday? And we get it next subathon if we're lucky?
>>108520726A grown man typed this
>>108520733Deadline is Feb 1st. And Evil's birthday is at the end of March, so yeah I'd assume she'll either choose the winner on her birthday, or as soon as the competition ends so the work can get started ASAP. It'd be dumb to release an Evil outfit during Neuro's birthday subathon though. So I dunno. Maybe just when it's done? That'd be a very Vedal thing to do.
>>108520807Yes, and?
>>108520835qt cpl
What other games could have integration as involved as cyberpunk?
>>108520835cute twins
>>108520677Cute tumnur
/swarm/ is extinct after the subathon ended. it was all a facade..
I wonder if b2 is aware that they paid for captain or admiral just for vedal to not stream and make that subscription go to waste, what’s in it for them to sub to that?
>>108521196because they like neuro
>>108521196retard
>>108521196The same reason Twitch gave him 100,000 subs at +1s
>NOOOOO STOP GIVING MONEY TO VEDAL AIEEEEEEEI'm giving money to Neuro though?
>>108521257Did Neuro eat Evil?
>>108521257I can’t believe vedal fucks the pets….
>>108521287she also ate all the ram
>>108521290I mean he's a pet himself swarmie, he's a turtle
>>108520726a mossad agent type this
I have nothing to say so Ill just spam images that Ive posted dozens of times before!11!!!
>108521365seethe
>>108521106Hello newfag, this is the real /swarm/ and it hasn't even begun yet
>>108521388Wtf is with her proportions
>>108521400she's a cute little retarded chungus
>>108521397i know cutie i was just pointing out that it was quiet
Any shitdevs have any good leads on neuro-like training data.
>>108521429i already pointed it out earlier when i said comfy hoursthough even these hours feel slightly slower than the past
>>108521388Evil-chan, you know the rules, if we're buying cookies we're also getting condoms~ <3
>>108521443Her own output. But tuning llms is a black magic unlike imagegen, so unless you actually know that shit, just stick to good base + memories.
>>108521388Thighs too small
>>108521518
>>108521517I just cant stand the corporate-speak it takes me out of it completely. Fine tuning seems to lobotomize it away even if the results are shit.
>>108521692lmao
>>108521849No...
>>108521874she's getting soggy, save her!
Double tailjob from evil and cerber
>>108521973hows it feel to know youre unironically making posts about imaginary sexual scenarios on the internet when you could be learning life skills instead? when you could be going outside and getting actual connections?
>>108522018saying that while posting on /swarm/ yourself is kind of funny
Day one of the post 2026 neuro sama subathon hiatusI can't take it anymore I don't know if im gonna make it
>>108520161Amaamasharku
>>108522046>implying im not multitasking
>>108521765>I just cant stand the corporate-speakprompt or sampler issue. also giga corpo models are prevented from having a personality so you are not gonna get anything better.
>>108522055Well at least it'll only be 3 weeks at most for more Neuro. It'll just be chillslop probably, but it's better than nothing. Now if you want Vedal, get ready to wait MONTHS.
>>108521257I keep seeing this and thinking it actually says “Fatmila”
>>108522189holy shit I thought that was just me kek
>>108522055At least it isn't 2023 subathon hiatus... Not knowing when Neuro would come back or if that subathon was the last time she would be seen was a scary thought
Nurbaby grinding
>>108514795Evil, more like EVOL <3
>>108514799why does her hair have an SS-themed ornament
>>108522270Ukrainian culture
uuuuu I miss [whore] talking about neuro
>>108522284what do you mean we're gonna be getting that now more than ever as they all try to vacuum up the homeless swarm
Remember t
>>108522328but I want it right MEOW
>>108522198It's concerning that Vedal always gets mentally unstable and retarded post subathon. First subathon hiatus was the worst, but last years six month break because must-finish-V3 wasn't much better. Hopefully the fact that this years subathon was on rails the whole time is better for his brain management.
So now that the subathon is officially over, what are your thoughts on Season 3 in general? Stream quality and quantity, progression of twins' development, new content avenues, fulfilled and unfulfilled promises from grigga, collab partners, Neuro's popularity growth, songs, subatbon and so on and so forth.
>>108522250Evola, ride the tiger, 2023, the year of the tiger, the year Evil was born... hm...
>>108522440I didn't watch
>>108522440I enjoyed my time.
>>108522401Hopefully so. He seemed pretty upbeat all subathon to be honest. Yesterday morning he seemed worn out, but I think it's because he just woke up. But at the end he was full of energy again.
>>108522366But Mini IS streaming right MEOW
>>108522519we know, threadshitterchama
>>108522440Dogshit up untill the very end
>>108522440Disappointed by lack of v3. It's been too long.
>>1085224406/10 in general, the lack of quality for so long made me drop the hyper fixation on it, and it only came back for hardcore Minecraft. The subathon didn’t quite grip me as much, I think it might have to do with the general vibe of the neuro verse, it felt a bit more closed off other than the sleepover, less/no call ins etc. the Vedal segments were also a bit worse, mainly I think due to neuro being less lol random for the straight man act to react to.
>>108522440Season 3 cast barely changed. Crelly was introduced, and 1 was officially announced as having died (it was left vague during a previous season). Chrchie seems to have been upgraded from side character to main cast. That's it. But all in all it was an.. okay year. If it wasn't for the Minecraft collab and the subathon I would have called it the worst year to date.
>>108522440The only parts I genuinely enjoyed were Vedal and Neuro in vrchat. The rest was mediocre, or worse.
miin love
>>108522685who's that
>>108522440You could skip 80% of season 3 and it wouldn't make any difference. Chillslop spam to infinity, boring collabs people have already forgotten about, endless Therapy/Philosophy yapping, like 8 total dev streams and all of them in the 2nd half of the year, etc etc. It was the era that "backtubers" emerged fueled mostly by raw clipper desperation that they didn't have anything else left in the tank that still got views. In the end Vedal clutched it out with game integrations, 3D Neuro and a solid subathon. From around Sept-Oct on things got good again for the first time since the subathon ended in January.The original songs/mvs were pretty good overall, though like everything else they were mostly backloaded and only really showed up in the 2nd half of the year. Never remains the most forgettable of the bunch, even during hype trains you don't see anyone clamoring to play that one.
>>10852244010/10
>>108522700Yeah didn't Vedal say he was sitting on Colorful Array for like fucking 8 months or some shit?
>>108522700>even during hype trains you don't see anyone clamoring to play that one.This is a really good point desu. Whenever people talk about neuro covers in chat, it's BOOM, LIFE, and no Colorful Array. I don't ever see a single person mentioning Never.
Sexvil Sex
>>108522763 (me)>BOOM, LIFE, and no Colorful Array*now Colorful Array
>>108522401you're saying this as if he wasn't losing his shit literally during the subathon
>>108522763those aren't cover but I know what meant, just being pedantic
>>108522737Going from what Numi said, I think Colorful Array is the "bonus" song (beyond the original 5) that Vedal said he made a MV for just because he liked it so much. I also assume he's been sitting on all of the songs for half a year or more because the real delay is waiting for the music videos to finish. Never was obviously kind of a rush job compared to the others probably because Vedal just wanted to have something he could release.
>>108522700similar to the year before but even worse reallyi really hope vedal make this entire year worth watching but i doubt it
>>108522774bunnyvil sexo
>>108522440too many whores, too much Vedal, not enough solo streams, too much pedo and chud shit
>>108522814No I mean unless I'm remembering incorrectly he said it was totally finished, MV and all, for something like 8 months. He was just waiting for the right time to release it. I can remember myself seething about that bit at least because it's such a good song kek
>>108522440No anny no watch
>>108522863who the fuck are you
>>108522882wrong thread
>>108521849funny how this whole bit was more memorable than 95% of 2025 streams
Subathon 2>Subathon 1>Subathon 3
>>108522882SHITSKIN MELTYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am loosing my mind
>>108522566https://xcancel.com/minikomew/status/2007969610558292138 but she’s gonna be busy the next few weeks
>>108522700>You could skip 80% of season 3 and it wouldn't make any difference.I can confirm this, I fear.
Season 3 means 2025 as a whole by the way /swarm/ies
>>108521196bilibili subs give you your money's worth in merch
>>108522440Overall, it was trash. The only good parts were the subathon, Neuro 3D, and the Minecraft marathon.
>>108523035i can see the concept, but it isn't mashing well for me. she looks cute though
>>108523031>minecraft marathonThat was by far the worst part of the year. Neuro not being able to speak in group settings is unbearably painful.
>>108523035>comissioned by soul btw
>>108523031I would add Outer Wilds to the list, even if it wasn't your personal cup of tea it is definitely the moment that gave Vedal a permanent hard-on for playing games with Neuro integrations, whereas before that point he only really saw them as chillslop filler content.
>>108523035>evil, but in a dress you won't even see 99% of the time.Half of these submissions are so boring. I hope something like the rocker evil with the guitar, or lobstervil, wins, that will actually give us content.
https://x.com/awk20000/status/2010327153112748424?s=46
>>108523035Evil's little smile combined with her flesh tooth is incredibly cute
>>108523066i wouldn't say it was the worst part but yeah neuro barely did anythingthough her interactions with crelly were very cute
>>108523136These people are way more sick than the ones they can't stop thinking and bitching about, they literally can't see a child without fantasizing about how pedophiles find them attractive
>>108523136
>>108523109I skipped that one simply because I just find that game so unbearably boring. I tried hard, I really did. I tried to play it myself a few years ago and only lasted a couple hours before I wanted to jump off a bridge. I did enjoy the curated clips at least.
>>108523136The juicers were some of the original fans of Hiyori. Now they've betrayed us...
>You find anime characters that have all the best and cutest traits of children without any of the negatives amusing and entertaining? You must be a pedophile!!This gotta be the biggest and most common self-report ever
nothin but big noombas since hardcore minecraft
>>108522440Ehh it's pretty much mostly filler. Still enjoyable but not much really happened until the Hardcore Minecraft arc. Pretty much the last couple episodes are important, but the Outer Wilds arc and the Prison Break episode are kino.
>>108523332He actually cooked at the last minute. 3D debut, hardcore MC and a kino subathon. I knew he would come up with something but the low energy dogshit dev streams didn't make me particularly hopeful.
>>108523393imagine being new swarm member, your first time watching Neuro was during the hardcore minecraft and this was your first subathon...
I joined after the 2nd subathon (february 2025) and I've experienced the "worst" the channel has to offer so it can nowhere but up from here <3
>>108523420Spoiled newfags, they are gonna be so entitled
I find it so funny how this ended up being one of the best streams from last year
>>108523136Yikes, Vedal is going to take this to heart. V3 cancelled I guess.
Well anon, aren't you gonna say you love her back?
>>108523136normiecattle loves bitching about anime and vtubers while watching niggers streamers screeching, playing the same trendy shitty games and watching sportsball after their 9 to 5 job like mindless ghouls that they are
>>108523535Heart eyes are so sex
https://youtu.be/6NeFiFxW1LAApologize to grigga
>>108523574tldw?
>everyone complained of chillslop this year>go back to rewatch subathon 1>vedal only showed up for like 2 hours max every day and it was just hours of neuro playing MC solodamn we actually had it really good this year
>>108523574Honestly, the stupid schizos pushing the issue. We knew all along Grigga wasn't going to push getting it fixed.
>>108523535I can't because I'm already married (pic related, it's my 0-year old childwife <3).
>>108523596She's basically saying the dog being shit and not caring enough to fix it is on her and not Vedal and that both her and Vedal are over the dog and looking to do a humanoid robot instead at this point.
>>108523705Damn, RIP Neurodog
>>108523630The first subathon was long enough ago that people only remember the 5% of it that was peak and not the 95% filler garbage that was Neuro looping about clap trauma for five hours at a time.
>>108523574It's so cute how protective of Vedal she is... VEDAL DOESNT DESERVE ANY OF THE FRIENDS HE HAS
>>108523705>fuck up easy robot>we are going to make one 2 orders of magnitude more difficult, just trust the plan and wait 2 more weeks...I have been fully converted to the fraud ellie rrat
>>108523705>couldn't figure out a functional robo dog>okay lets do a human nowbut /swarm/ told me ellie and vedal are child prodigy software and hardware devs!?
>>108523630subathon 2 (and minecraft hardcore) was more fun imo, but vedal seemed much less burnt out by the end of it this year at least desu so maybe we won't have a six month break again at least
>>108523760>neuro in an Elliebot(TM)
>>108523771They're not going to build the humanoid robot, they're going to "borrow" one from Ellie's job and use that for Neuro.
>>108523760>>108523771Senior engineer btw, this time it will work because she watched yt tutorials on how to solder
>>108523705Why don't they turn her into a roomba? Why does she need limbs?
>>108523705>dog never even saw the light of the day oncelolthe absolute state
>>108523705>vedal plugs in cable wrong>uhh why is it smoking>delayed other 2 years
>>108523787Mating press
>>108523808>how to solderIf there's one thing I learned, it's that no one knows how to properly solder or weld on the Internet according to the gorillion people who know about soldering and welding.
>>108523596Vedal attempted to fix the dog with Ellie and she told him she was burnt out and done with it. Now she has access to cooler tech and they are planning on putting her in a humanoid robot.tldr: Ellie is running defense for vedal again and it's pretty cute.
>>108523760>easy robot>
What happened to full scale Neurocar? They really should get these projects working or close to working before making a big deal out of them like Neurodog and announcing them publicly
>>108523812>Why does she need limbs?To "do Vedal's laundry"
>>108523804substantially more lame tbqh
>>108523662>>108523662>>108523662
>>108523845I was speaking relatively. If you cant make a dog robot you cant make a humanoid robot. Dog robots are solved you could buy a chink Dog robot 20 years ago as a childrens toy, you dont have to worry about balance or feedback you can just move the legs in a set order. Humanoid robots are notoriously difficult to move and balance without falling over. If you cant make a robot Dog you absolutely cant just decide you are going to make a humanoid robot.
>>108523885There's a significant chance Neuro literally rams herself into Vedal or directly into a wall at full force and it will be very funny.>>108523868Think the issue there is1. Finding a disposable vehicle for Neuro to drive2. Finding a big empty field for Neuro to 'safely' drive around in3. Installing safeties so she doesn't drive off and murder a bunch of people or destroy a bunch of shit.If I were Vedal, I'd feel safer putting her in a human body over a fucking car because if she runs straight into you, the worst that'll happen is you get bruised, rather than pulverized.
>>108523630why you think i said sub3 > sub1 > sub2 during sub3?
>>108522763Life is great.Boom is crumbs for evilbeggars.The rest is forgettable.
>>108523771>/swarm/ told meHuh? /swarm/ does the exact opposite and calls both Ellie and Vedal either a shitdev, or fraud. They get glazed sometimes but it's very rarely and usually from the AI/tech sisters. /swarm/ is very harsh on Ellie compared to literally anywhere else
>>108523760Less fraudster behavior to me, more Dunning-Kruger rrat, methinks
>>108523972The makers are at fault for not making slower pathfinding. That bot should have no urgency to go anywhere
>>108523783I don't buy what he said about the subathon burning him out, it was v3. He was literally saying he didn't want to stream until he finished it and all his predictions about when it finished failed, and it still never manifested. He needs to avoid taking on anything big during break
# Road to Million - Western Swarm mogged edition>1.02 Million Bilibili Fans>950k Twitch Followers>851k YouTube Subscribers>15.7k Twitch_JP FollowersFucking missed the finale, saw the subaton summary video and man what an absolute fucking disaster, why the fuck would you give too much importance to the slumber party guests and not include any of the significant Neuro moments or 3d vr interaction with neuro.
>>108523771They are. Child prodigies usually don't develop into top skilled adults, they just share their ego
>>108524194Joker is a whorefag, that's why
>>108524194Chillslop does not bring in views
cun~
>>108524247i always hated him. I always said vedal should hire someone else for yt, both the editors he has now is complete shit.
>>108524287>Chillsop>in a subathon summary Nigga this is supposed to be a fucking summary of best/funny moments of the subathon not a regular video. There isnt a single good moment of solo neuro in the video, not the wordle or the teaching stream or pokemon ar anything.
>>108524458>There isnt a single good moment of solo neuro in the videoThats because there isnt a single good moment of solo neuro in the subathon
>>108524458Yeah, half the whoreshit could be cut off too.
>>108523787kek
>>108523875aw, stop giving me hope for neurobot