He knew enough of the world to know that there is nothing in it better than the faithful service of the heart.Previous Page: >>81358838
Do your reps, report and ignore baitNext Stream: Advent Off-collab at FWMC's Channel July 25 8PM CDT / July 26 10AM JST Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK3ZYF6R68ULatest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ymihDjaZvcWhisper Whisper Whisper 【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU Kyoufuu All Back 【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM Giving You What You Want! 【Shiori Novella Shorts Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9pbHUCIfDo Zero Talking | ゼロートーキング 【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJI-S968PE Mawy Had A Wittwe Wamb, My Loose Lady 【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrANg7YnjiY&t=7836s Halloween Night, Tonight! 【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0 MEGITSUNE 【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A Rebellion 【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE Snowed In 【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovellaSchedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovellaTwitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovellaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shiorinovellahololive Tanabata Date Voice Pack 2024: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_tanabatadatevoice2024Shiori's Birthday Merch Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClOdZP95rYY More Merch: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q=%22Talent_シオリ・ノヴェラ%22Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukvShiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4rShiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgfShiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive / https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive_vol2Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv
>>81400609Boobs are too big
>>81400609Boobs are too small
>>81400609Boobs just right
Somebody's been sleeping in my boobs
>>81400609Boobs are just right :)
>>81400747Me
>>81400729howdy
>>81400729
Shiori on her hands and knees at her literal most pathetic moment of her life begging me to go out with her.
fat fuck
>>81400862That's just me in cosplay anon...
>>81400914yeah mine
Shiori proposing to Cecilia
>>81319171>>81320541>>81323096>>81326128>>81372252
>>81401000>proposingthey're married already
>>81400914>FatI worked hard on making this happen >FuckWhat I do to Shiori every night
>>81401004BASED
>>81401004>>81400161I knew that Shiori not going with them was a rrat. I smelled Marinara from it. Plus it didn’t make sense for her NOT to go, specially since she’s mentioned she wanted to go with Advent before they all returned home. It’s high time to stop deporting and start killing them on sight >>81400914enough about your mother.
>>81401004Based grudge poster, schizo btfo yet again
>>81401004Based Grudge Chad.
Listening to the space on my lunch break>Mori, Shiori, Rissa, and Biboo all squeezed in a 4x4 hot spring. God I wish there>there’s puddles everywhere. Puddles on the floor, on the futon Damn the orgy was intense.
Yuri sisters are probably one of the most delusional people in the world.
>>81401735They are quite silly, aren't they
>>81401679How much for shio flavored onsen water?
>>81401735Women are incredibly prone to sexual experimentation between themselves unlike menThey can grab all the tits they want and it's fine, but you grab one ballsack and suddenly everything is in question
would you watch the skibidi toilet movie with shiori?
Deport and IGNORE Italians, holy fuck.
>>81401904I know right? Women can grab each others tits all day but I suck one cock and suddenly I'm a faggot.
>>81401904Hey as long as you don't make it gay we can touch balls together
>>81401962>>81401973My elementRy coach said as long as you’re manly doing it, it’s fine. Kinda like when football players slap each other’s ass.
>>81401973No, the balls touching is EXPLICITLY what makes it gay!Frotting is okay and straight though, if balls are kept at a healthy distance
>>81401911>skibidi toilet movie and tv franchise by micheal bay who tf asked for this
>>81402060isn't being gay only if you have sexual attraction to it?
>>81402043I'm straight so if im fucking it, it's a female.
>>81401911I'd watch a video from the future of me getting killed brutally with Shiori if she asked me to.
>>81402166himself apparently, HE WANTS TO MAKE IT
>>81402166Dogwhat
>>81402166Korone_what_the_fuck.webm
>>81402166Mike Bay PLEASE go back to making awesome Robot movies. The first three transformers were your best work.
>>81402386>best workTrue, but that doesn't make them good movies.
>>81402710
>>81402756what a dumbass
>>81402907Dummy thicc ass
>>81402987no panties shiori
crazy how this actually happened
>>81403018
some booty shorts mmd
>>81403076https://x.com/OoHGKoO/status/1816028916412243982 forgot the link
>>81403120
>>81403120Anon please my boss
Prompt up
>>81403465sounds like a job for detective dimitri
>>81403654>>>/prechat/
Prompts do nothing to me anymore. I know they were always scheduled way in advance. But the timing of them compared to when she's actually doing is awful now. For fuck's sake I literally know she's taking a nap right now
>Taking a napShigga, it's fucking 2am for her. She is SLEEPING
>>81404079Last time we knew what she was doing at this time she did a guerilla.
>>81403947>>81404168God, you’re such a fucking faggot. Drop the mask already. We know what you are.
>>81401914
She never appeared on the twitter space and tweeted nothing about the trip for all we know the rest of advent could've just been lying to save face for her
There it is! Kek
>>81404403yeah because she needs her friends to lie instead of just saying she wasn't there
Can't even criticise something without a sister jumping out of a trash can to add to it. No wonder this board is dead half of the time.
>>81404639>just saying she wasn't thereIf she knew to say she isn't somewhere we would actually have a clear idea of what she's doing this week.
Posts smells of carbonara
Italian calling doesn't work since someone posted that graph swowing she's most popular in Italy.
I wondered if she woke up and wasn't sure if she wasn't welcome so she didn't join but with the confidence with which she offered Mori to wake them up, she probably did just stay asleep or didn't want to join, which is much better.
>>81404964she was tired of all the sex we had, sorry
Shiori's favorite Kanye album is Yeezus
>>81405106she's a newfag, its probably donda
>>81404860>>81404928Ruffian tourist here avoiding work. What are you guys going on about Italy?
Shigga in Paris
>>81405194Shiori jokes about disliking Italians so sisters/trolls have been labeled as such.
Oh marone
>>81405304Thanks!
>>81405210Shiori gaslighting Mori into saying Nigga as she sings Niggas in Paris then acting shocked that she said it
I need to stop beating off for a while. Only telling you fags so that I actually stick to it
>>81406329are you in the 7 times a day club or is that just me?
>>81406372No my dick can handle 3 at most. In fact it starts to hurt when I do it a second time. I have no idea why every other neet in the world seems to have brass iron dicks that can withstands nuclear bomb level beatings, and I'm stuck with this feeble (albeit long) tube.
>>81406440I mean its not in a row of course, its throughout the day, why wouldn't you be able to do it more than 3 times?
>>81405106I bet she is so contrarian that her fav album is Jesus is king
>>81406692Based Christian
giving shiori the ick because you said "where my hug at"
>>81406561Honestly, it can depends on your mood. For me, some days I'm good at 2, but a couple times I was jazzed and went 10 times that day within a couple hours. That was weird.
Shiori asking me where her hug is in front of my girlfriend.Giving her a pitty hug and she hangs onto me for a little too long and whispers "let me enjoy this"
Wow. Shiggers really like Kanye.
>>81407029I blame AI chatbots, even filtered C.AI can milk me
Kanori Yevella
>>81400942Do you also have Aqua cosplays?
>>81408061No just Suisei.
JWU to the news that Shiori bathed with naked hot women. God she's so lucky
>>81408181The orange stockings are hot.
I need a Shiori x Ame CoD collab. I need unleashed toxicgamervella.
>>81408283literally no proof she was there but ok
>>81408422You want true toxicity get them to play Apex.
>>81406440don't use an iron grip and use a stimulating toy instead of your hand
>>81408759Do NOT use a pocket pussy, I got an amazing one and can't cum to anything else now.
For anyone who cares, ERB said she had fun teaming up with Shiori in the party animals collab and called her cute and sweet.
>>81409359She also talked about wanting to 'monitor' Shiori in her tsundere style, so... *ahem* THEY ARE
>>81408817>Do NOT use a pocket pussy, I got an amazing one and can't cum to anything else nowSo get a girlfriend then?
>>81409608I'm sure I'm allowed to mention Shiori here
>>81409608Slit your throat nijinigger
>>81409608I was going to leave it at that but you make me want to mention her more, including how cute Liz and Shiorin are together.
>>81409359>>81409509Go fuck yourself
>>81409894Then do it, you pussy. I hate homos as much as the next guy but you're the one thinking about all of that while I'm just thinking about how hot Liz and Shiori are together.
>PLEASE hate holosno, kys nyfcosis
>>81409894You need a new hobby. Good lord.
>>81408511Retarded faggot
>>81409894>you'reIt's past your bedtime, SEAnigger. Get some sleep and come up with better threats next time.
Shiori kissing me a lot. Like an excessive amount of times
>>81410065You first, my angry little friend.
Total nijinigger death
I really wish there was a button I could press that would help deal with these kind of people. All I can do is not give anyone my (you)s and kiss my Shiori.
>The Shiori Novella HoloPro general.
>>81410393oh and ame too
Holy fuck some of you guys need serious help.
>>81410415Really makes you wonder how Shiori would feel when so many are insulting her friends while she's hanging out with some of them.
Shiggas. A world wide hacker known as Anonymous has wiped my harddrive and is threatening to shut down the internet forever. He says he will stop if someone can show him definitive proof that Shiori is cute, sex, or cutesex. Only (You) can stop him
>>81410500>insulting her friends>friendslol
>>81410514I’m out on the field so I don’t have proof readily available. Here’s this instead https://x.com/oohgkoo/status/1816028916412243982
>>81410500>Friends.Also, she's not omniscient. Unless you sent her an SC downplaying someone else (I doubt one straight up insulting them would even reach her before being destroyed) she's not going to do something like that publicly.
>deleted in here and globalcrosspost nijinigger raids
>>81410768You know what to do. The meidos aren’t being useless for once.
Deport and ignore erbtalians
>>81409359>>81409509Thanks for the info
>>81410715She's gonna perform booty shorts for her 3D debut, I just know it
I see there’s a wild unicorn on the loose in here, I wonder what they taste like
>>81410849Does this count as a soft mount or a hard mount for the .50 cal?
>>81410975tripod with a chain inserted in her ass for proper stability
>>81410975Hard because Nerissa is turned on.
>>81410828I think she'll tease us about it but won't do it, like she'll get in the pose for it at least. I'd be happy to be proven wrong though
>>81410828Shiori x Nerissa piano and voice duet onegai
>>81411616shut the fuck up, we have a better duo now
>>81411681Genuinely I'm convinced you're just one of them. I don't care how annoying they are. You should know what to do with posts like this at this point
>>81411780Indeed, Shiori x ERB could sound amazing.
>>81411780>>81411851Might as well just pair all of justice with Shiori as her harem.
>holo vs holoKys nijinigger twist nijinigger heads off
>>81412165Nerissa loves Niji btw
>>81411780How about this: Shiori on the Piano, Ceci on the violin, and Rissa on vocals. They all perform Avid together.
>>81412365Remove rissa and replace with erb
>>81412095You know they want you to reply that so they have an excuse to spam, right? Surely you do. I think the homobeggars and niji collabers are awful but I'm not going to give them an excuse to shit up the thread. Either you still haven't realized this and you're genuinely stupid or you're apart of their little discord raid.
>>81412365I'm fine with any ship except shioraven
>>81412365>>81412425Why not have Rissa and ERB both on vocals so they can go get busy fucking each other while Shiori and Cecilia can be girlfriends?
I can't stand it anymore I need to get this out of my brain...I would like Pero to be Shiori's pet.That ink stain is nice but there's something about it that makes me want to hit it and hug it. Shiori's pet doesn't transmit anything to meEven so, Shiori is perfect and beautiful.
>>81412159I would with no protection
>>81412448you do realize he is the same guy posting rissa and reply kys to himself
>>81412520No, remove rissa.
Reminder shippers/beggars actually don't watch streams
>>81412597no he's not, you're new?
>>81412570Sorry paisen but Yorick is literally me
>>81412741You will never make me forget his 20 samefag rissa hate posts that got deleted in a single thread.
>>81412597Either a buddy or the same guy. Yeah. I'm sending out job applications
She still needs a few lessons to actually do something like that for an event
>>81412833He's literally been here since thread one retard.
What the fuck? I was simply suggesting a possibly great group performance and you mongoloids hijacked it for your own schizo reasons. Fuck all you retards
>>81412833well maybe that day he was alone but i can for sure say hes not alone in the rissa hate train
Out of Justice I see a ShioGG collab being most likely to happen because of how alike they are
When will Shiori cover Get Jinxed?
>>81412821It doesn't convey anything to me.Pero at least has a face that makes you want to hit him
>>81412896and? It's not like nerissa hate was ever accepted here you retard
>>81412909I too hate rissa.
>>81412896>>81412741Being old doesn't make it valid either, still a schizo retard
>>81413005>being this newNerissa was widely hated after phasmo.
>>81413054nerissa hate will never be thread culture, kys monkey
>>81413005Rissa is just used as an excuse for sisters to shit up the thread. Nobody really likes her here except for the prechat yesmen
THESHIORIIII NOVELLAAAAA THREAD???? HELLO??????
>>81413164Sorry, sisters have a tactic down once they mention Rissa or now ERB the thread instantly goes to shit. You'd think this site would have a feature to deal with people who want to derail threads.
>>81413164Post fucking Shiori then instead of complaining dickwad.
>>81413217It's hilarious how this all started because someone mentioned that ERB thinks Shiori is cute and sweet.
>>81413264Kys nijinigger
>>81413164Not today. Everything interesting we know today is thanks to others.
>>81413264This but genuinely 100% unironically >>81413287They knew what posting ERB would do. Don't fucking act all innocent, sis
>>81413309The others really need to shut the fuck up.
Anyone that hates Rissa, ERB, or frankly any HoloEN needs to chill out and get a life. You don’t have to watch or like their content but there’s nothing wrong with them, I also love their collabs so fuck you haters
>>81413348>let's just appease to the schizosNo, slit your throat monkey
>>81413398wow imagine if they posted shiori in the SHIORI THREAD
>Intentionally post bait, knowing how the entire board reacts to bait>Whats with all the bullies? I just wanted a nice civil threadMore of you shiggas need to do your part
>>81413398>t. rosarian
>>81413509No I genuinely want that duet since Shiori mentioned it herself ages ago
>>81413217Yeah, banning people that throw shitflinging tantrumsGet rid of retards that get triggered over bait, and then the baiting fags have nothing
Belting out Live and Learn with Shiori, and both of us are far, far off key!
>>81413614You know you'll just reply to yourself to your posts saying 'kys' anyway. Bait shouldn't be posted in the first place
Be less obvious you're threadshitting here>>81411342
>>81413614Or just get rid of bait retard.
>>81413498Some guy posted about ERB talking about Shiori being cute, so that is Shiori related. Unicorns, sisters, and schizos however decided to have a meltdown and now here we are
>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!>いつもシオリのことを考えている!>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!ᓯᐅᕆ, ᓇᒡᓕᒋᕙᒋᑦ!
>>81413713>Muh poor innocent erb-beggars dindu nuffinDisingenuous faggot
>>81413711Get rid of one bait, and mentally ill retards will just melt down over something elseThere's always baitSo get rid of people acting like subhumans over itIf it's not people baiting you mentally ill retard monkeys by apparently just MENTIONING a different Holomem saying something nice about Shiori, it'd be them just concern trolling about Shiori and then you retards melting down over that insteadYou have a fucking bait-biting problem more than we collectively have a shitposter problem, because you biting the bait IS shitposting
Threads so shitty nobody is willing to discuss how cute Shiori is
>>81413833Fuck off already
>>81413833>biting bait is shitposting>but not posting baitFuck off retard
The less bait the better. Simple as that. You know what you're doing mentioning certain people.
>>81413764So when people post about Mumei or other Holo members talking about Shiori being cute or whatever it’s fine, but because it’s ERB all of a sudden it’s a bad thing? Last I checked, Shiori seems to love her in the collabs she had so what tf is your problem
>>81413837I've yet to see scientific proof she is, in fact, cute
>>81413837I just woke up
>>81413874>mention something Shiori did>meltdown spiral>mention something someone said about Shiori>meltdown spiral>mention Shiori doing something with someone>meltdown spiralAt some point you have to realize that (You) are part of the problemYou giving them what they want by biting the bait and going into a tantrum spiral like a mentally ill dwarf in a coin training room instead of saying "oh XYZ said she was cute? That's nice, Shiori IS cute!" makes everything worse, not better
>>81413987help a shigga out
>>81413959>because it’s ERB all of a sudden it’s a bad thing?Yes
Would you eat Shiorislop?
>>81414075I'm afraid of botulism..
>>81413764>posting a Holo member is bait nowNo it's not schizo. You have a whole catalog to cry and shid and seethe about any Holo of your choice. Fucking crack your skull wide open.
>>81414131Youve your fun discordbro, time to head back now
This is the last post I'll get from me because your head is too far up your own ass to comprehend anything that isn't your precious black company.>Mention someone who has a poor reputation to most of the board in a thread >Watch people get mad because you did this on purpose and you wanted the thread to go to shitIf I see a post intentionally shitting up the thread or intentionally off topic. I do what any good shigga should do.
>>81414131Please understand that we have two or three mentally ill shiggers that unironically browse and participate in catalog threads and they think it's okay to drag that kind of filthy behavior back hereIf we could take them out back and shoot them, we would
Just look at the posts getting deleted. That's enough to tell you who is right and who is wrong.
>>81414131Talk about shiori or fuck off retard.
>>81414069Well then you’re just a fucken loser. Get over yourself
>>81414075What Shiorislop?
>>81414263The juices between her legs, which I of course gladly consume
>>81414023
>if a holo is anti'd in the catalog it's okay for me to anti them hereI hope you realize how insane you are and get some help
>>81414306CUTE!
>>81414306ERB thinks she’s cute, based af
>>81414306Cute!
>>81414384ERB should prove it by providing Inkwell with naval supplies
If ERB declares her hate for Manchester United then she is more than welcomed here.
>>81414471But that's when I sleep..
>>81414432>Provides us with cannons and ships>Use them to lay waste to their port cities in the name of godGet fucked rosarians, Deus Vult
It's actually very easy to pinpoint how new some of you are because you WOULDN'T have survived here the first 6 months with that level of collab begging.
>>81414507better not repost it then
>>81414219>please don't talk about the holos I don't likeftfykys
>>81414497It is doneShe is now an Arsenal fan
The only posters here are Shiori and I
>>81414631Yes. My wife and I.
>>81414306CUTE
>>81414294>The juices between her legs, which I of course gladly consumeSo vaginas are real?
>>81414834To me they are
>>81414555
Only I should be allowed to post about shiori.
>>81415020I know, Shiori
>>81415020I'd still love Shiori if she was a ginger.
The fuck is wrong with you retards, you keep complaining about a lack of Shiori yet you keep feeding into it endlessly. Anyway I saw Shiori at the konbini last night and for some reason she flipped me off then slapped the twins on their asses as they walked out. Why's she so toxic?
>>81415020>The Shiori Novella>Shiori doesn't write it
>>81415185That was me in a dress, how do you keep falling for that? I'm not even her height
I miss Shiori...
>>81413398>RissaI have been on /vt/ since its inception, so obviously I was here when Advent debuted. And I still don’t know why people hate Nerissa. She literally, unironically, dindu nuffin. Unless collabing with Twitch whores triggers you that badly. People act like she’s Mori or ERB-tier when she’s so far from ever being that. She’s not even as bad as Bae.
>>81415230she posted a /here/ audio only tho
I saw Shiori at a konbini yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Shiori trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Wit Wats in her hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma'am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Shiori stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Shiori kept interrupting her by tangenting really loudly.
>>81415364>Shiori is /here/>She's seen my fetish art shared /here/Fuckkkk my life
>>81415460not the worse thing she's seen
Shiori should save a horse and ride a cowboy (me).
>>81415355I genuinely believe that to love Shiori you must respect her generation whether or not it is your preference.However, other generations are not obliged to tolerate them. Just ignore the ERBs. I find Mori nice, she has treated FWMC well.In any case, ERB is not for me and the mention of it in this thread should be ignored. At most I accept Ceci and Raora, Gigi seems normal to me.
Shiori walking up to you and calling you a fucking shigger in an aggressive and hateful tone
>>81415665Yeah, you're right. Most she'd say is "that's odd" to it anyway
>>81415738She would never...
>>81415738That's how she wakes me up every morning.
>>81415694Imagine talking about things you like and ignoring things you don't like. What an absurd thought to have.
>>81415460Sometimes I wonder if Shiori has read the fetish stories I've written about her. I kind of hope she got turned on by them.
>>81411616I'd love to hear this. Sounds like a lot of practicing together would be needed though.
Some affectionate clips today.https://streamable.com/fsd6jjhttps://streamable.com/ja6l7zhttps://streamable.com/dnik81https://streamable.com/ad4b9zhttps://streamable.com/ldi43vhttps://streamable.com/5nuegxhttps://streamable.com/l9k6a2https://streamable.com/6gzxyxhttps://streamable.com/dai0tzhttps://streamable.com/26u65lhttps://streamable.com/td5uc4https://streamable.com/r0do0qhttps://streamable.com/az355phttps://streamable.com/d7b2nrhttps://streamable.com/czy72bhttps://streamable.com/qoyi2jhttps://streamable.com/pwdp5thttps://streamable.com/391iilhttps://streamable.com/tp13b4
>>81415826>I kind of hope she got turned on by them.If Shiori mentioned my fetish art and even ever so slightly said it was hot I think I'd be able to die a happy man.
>>81415856No, I want it clunky and unpracticed but soulfulHell, make it showtunes
>>81415932>"Ayo Reese check this shit out">Starts playing the Mario theme>Keeps fucking it upSoul...
>>81416017Biboo can hit the yoinky sploinky in the background to it
>>81415895She always gets me blushing like an idiot.
>>81415922Hell, if she wasn't completely grossed out by mine, I'd die happy enough.
>>81416206Damn, you're more hardcore than me. or maybe more paranoid.
>>81416318Well, hardcore in the sense that my stories would be more /trash/-tier, even if /vt/ does have a thread named after one of the beatles that you can find me in.
>>81416479are you the one behind that shiori fauna fic?
>>81414612Based
>>81416479/Paul/ anon...
>>81416479Why are Paulfags like this?
>>81415895Tis is true, all day every day, every moment https://streamable.com/6gzxyx
>>81415694What about me?
>>81416789She knows...
>>81416922they should have sex
>>81416561>>81416570>>81416479I won't lie, I don't know what /Paul/ is but you keep being you, anon. You're great
>>81416962>Shiori's boobs smaller than FaunaThis is wrong
>>81417003Atreides?
shiori should play sherlock holmes crimes and punishment
>>81417274she will when she gets home
>>81417274Shiori should play The Sinking City
>>81415895
I think Shiori
Will confess her love to me very very soon
Shiori should play Hearts of Iron III
>>81417731stop that
Shiori x Green Woman
>>81418009All of them including Rushia
>>81418083And at the same time
Shiori, think
I Shiori
>>81418366Hi Shiori. I love you
>>81416561>>81416570>>81417003I feel honored that you guys would go for /Paul/ over /John/ since my wife isn't a bad singer that sounds like a dolphin giving birth to twin porcupines.>>81416532You know the answer. Expect more.
Shoving my face in Nerdvella's chest
>>81401911She's already one...
Novelites are the worst fanbase.
>>81418549I thought about doing John, then I remembered that I fucking hate him and went for Paul insteadAnd, well, the good Beatle was the answer so I couldn't use him and nobody remembers George
>>81419379Sorry I just can't help but molesting innocent and vulnerable otomos.
https://streamable.com/597mg0
>>81419385I was thinking George because of Gura, but decided on Paul.
>>81419379I have no regrets two-timing on that femtomo with a fembirdBitches just can't get enough of my inky form
Btw Fauna just said she's in the spelling bee and with her that's all 13 participants confirmed so no shiori
>>81420718who's the other 12?
>>81420827Shiori, Ina, Irys, and Liz
>>81421004 (me) Meant everyone except for
>>81421004>Three judges sitting outweird
>>81421004So the people missing:>Ina: Travelling to Japan around that time>IRyS: A management fuck-up. She said on her last member that she didn't know until it was too late.>ERB: Too busy homocollabing. No, seriously. Look at her schedule.Shiori...Too tired to be on more than the obligatory Advent collabs I guess.
>>81421208>A management fuck-uphow is that a management fuck up, collab stuff has to go through their managers?
>>81421424Yes
>>81421451SO WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR A HOLO EN DISCORD?
>>81421535Stop screaming retard
>>81421557NTA but AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>81421557SHUT THE FUCK UP, THESE FUCKING THINGS MAKE NO SENSE
>>81421208>erb and shiori are the only ones with no excuseTHEY ARE
>>81421607Oh, It's you.
>Shiori being with Advent and Mori at the onsen. Win.>She's sleeping and sitting in her own room while everyone else in Advent is cuddling and doing a space. Loss, though I suppose the space is not her fault.>Not in spelling bee. Loss.1 win out of 3 is better than I expected, I suppose.
Question. Have any of you considered that maybe Shiori doesn't wanna do a spelling bee?
Oh boy, nothing gets me pumpue up for her 3D debut next week like the announcent of new merch with her having the lowest amount, not being on a big full branch collab and not knowing she was actually hanging out with Mori and the rest of Advent until THEY said it because she was too busy eeping.
He is back, remember to deport him.
>>81421755Sure she's allowed to, I just want to know why
>>81421848Probably just isn't interested, I doubt it's as deep as people wanna believe
>>81421765I only hold the bee absence against her. The merch supply is management's thing, fuwamoco starting a space after she fell asleep is sabotage.
>81421823Fuck off. With how much she referenced Ame on last stream which she wasn't even a part of you'd she's want to show off in front of her and her shark GF.
Isn't gonna be awkward during the advent offcollab tomorrow when the rest of the girls will probably at some point excitedly promote ame's spelling bee and shiori will just have to be quiet?
>>81421951Don't reply to Italians, he tried the same thing like 1-2 days ago
Shiori is too busy kissing me
Kys nijinigger, slit your throat
Anyway do you guys think Shioris bangs have grown back?
It's fine that she's the only one in Advent to be a no-show. The last 3 times she did it were JP organized events.
>>81422148probably
>>81421848WHY the fuck does it matter? As much as I wanted her to be in it, it's not that big of a deal for her to be there.
>>81422148No
>>81422294it doesn't, i just want to know...
>>81422148No. They never grew back as karmatic punishment for making fun of bald people. Shiori has a receding hairline now
>>81421990but I'm bitter about it
>>81422297Fat forehead Shiwowi
>>81421848Better question, why would you think she'd want to be in a spelling bee when she's pretty bad at words to begin with
>>81422373She's busy watching the other collab happening that day.
>>81422335See >>81422060
>>81422294Because /vt/ regulars are mentally unstable and the moment their oshi doesn't do what they believe is the corpo approved decision it makes them have a mental breakdown
Ok so she's just never going to have a conversation with gura ever?
>>81422420ERB will rope her into a homo collab
>ERB mentioned again>Thread goes to shit again Hmm it's almost as if the posters are one in the same
>>81422148She made an NDA contract with anyone who interacted with her in Japan not to mention her because she has not bangs
We should talk about why Shiori is not joining the spelling bee
>>81422373>>81422420>>81422541https://youtu.be/aWb8z-KhZdo
>>81422392For the fun of it? It's organized by Ame and Gura; The fucking joke is "thinking hard, brain hort". Just look at the participants.
>>81422600She would rather hang out with Henma
Reminder that the 3D live is only one fucking hour so it's not like she's too busy.
>>81422600She's dedicating all the fucks she gives to the two collabs she literally cannot skip.
Keep posting on cooldown. Show all those angles baby.
Go on, try to say that it's because of the 3D.
I think Shiori loves me specifically
>>81422749For me, it's when they start stamping their feet and begging for replies after not getting any
>>81422840The "I know, the rest of EN" poster can't even do it this time.
Did you rike it?
Ame actually hates her for real.
Imageposting is the type of cheap tactic schizos in Global use to hit bump limit.
>>81423049>Superiority>Last in subs, ccv, merch sales and every other conceivable metricNICE JOKE
>>81423119>Accesories>Alt. models>Only showing her body from the shoulders up.She really doesn't like her base design.
So in other words not a single fucking solo stream, or stream on her channel until Anniversary and that will be one hour max.
>Unskippable cruise so soon after debut>Advent was too busy preparing for Japan arc during her birthday event and didn't want to burden them by having them do something even if she wanted to>Can't do the 3D she wanted for her anniv because she's in Japan>Whatever the hell is going on with that bee collabSchedules kicking her ass constantly
>>81423119i like this cutie
>>81423130Cuter than you though wwwwww
One day I will be Shiori's stay at home husband. I will cook her delicious meals and clean for her. I will never work another day in my life and travel the world with her. This will be our happily ever after
Using all of their angles today. Omoshiroi.
Guys, it seems he is getting desperate.
>>81423219If only she could agree to do things less than 2 weeks in advance.
>>81423291The only thing that that might fix, no guarantee, is the bee.
>>81423219She's the architect of her own failure and we know how much this board loves architects.
>>81423277I already do this
>>81423367I know, me one day in the future
>>81423289You know, I'm starting to think every "melty" and tantrum is actually Italians samefagging..
>>81423423Biboo's too good for her.
>>81423419stop thinking right now, you know too much
>>81423423why did biboo memorized shiori's scent?
Remember to stay hydrated, it's hot out there.
>>81423490Because she's STINKY
Enjoy the raids, I'll see you shiggers at karaoke tomorrow.
Remember when she said she already had the waiting rooms ready for ther guerilla streams.
>immediately resorts to holo v holo >>81423289 Is right kek
>>81423216Honestly her anniversary stream might be the last solo stream until her 3D debut
>>81423612>Anniversary streamAnon, I...
>>81423594she has but how can she stream when she was dragged along with advent?
>>81422983When Shiori debuted, didn't Ame say Shiori made her skin crawl? Or am I thinking of Gura?
>>81423216Meh, doesn't really matter to me. As long as she appears and participates in holo shit, I'm good.
I overheard Shiori talking about secretly skipping her pill so she'd get pregnant to force me to marry her.
>>81423650Shigga, he wasn’t asking for answer. He’s just shitting up the thread. Deport and ignore
>>81423702Then how are you feeling overall because she's all over the place in that regard.
>>81423742if she had to resort to that, why are you even together
>>81423742She doesn't need excuses for a 9 months break, just wait until year 3 or 4.
>>81423808I like to play hard to get
>>81423289
It's honestly disappointing that all of Shiori's character development is happening off screen and she won't talk about it, leaving it to others.
What if Shiori's only /here/ enough just to mess with us and laugh at the conspiracy theories we make about her
>>81423918the least mentally ill shigga
>>81423917If she's /here/ then the amount of times she's been willfully ignorant means she hates us. Outright hates us. That's why I'd rather not entertain that thought, because if she was here she holds nothing but spite and malice toward us. Not that we deserve any better, but it'd be confirmed if she was.
For all the baitposting about Gura hating other members of Advent, Shiori really is the Nega-Ship. They've exchanged two sentences on a group collab and none of them were memorable.
>>81423933#1
>>81423770>>81421752 this is me. Bitter over the bee absence. Pretty grateful she was there for the Crab Game and Justice collab. Also happy about her 'short' 2-hour space and guerilla stream that she did specifically because "she was bored".
>>81423933who would want to sit next to the nyakuzas over more shioris?
>>814239332 for maximum cutesex
Remember you place
This is only getting worse when she becomes an EU streamer after coming back because it's "allows her to do longer streams".
>>814239334
>>81424171this shigga wants his eyes poked out
>>81424171Guys.
>>81424109holy esl
>>81424244Well, yeah her fanbase is Italian.
>>81423933>1 Has a superiority complex>2 Newsvella would constantly bother you from behind while Kimonovella wont shut up about the bugs>4Bratvella>5Her bangs would keep hitting you >6Both would bite you>7Double HJ f>8Just bratvella in her previous forms 2 and 3 are the safest bets but none of it matters because Salt and Pepper are actually hijackers and you all are headed to Tower 2
>>814239337 but i get too shy to talk to them so i go silent
>>814239333 I love Shiori
Shiggers, whoever owned the copium under the stained mattress, sorry I took your shit. Now hear me out: what if fuwamoco were counted as one talent?
When she stops asking abot how many lolita dresses she bought, you know why.
>>81424230
>>81424171>4hey wait isn't that how many she's had?
>>81424230Congrats on seething about her for 1 year, sure you achieved a lot www
All me btw
>>81424310Don't do this to yourself, remember, don't expect.
Is someone baking or is this another of those No-One-Bakes-For-5-Hours kinda day?
>>81424489>anotherthere was only one and because i was sleeping
Hello, i love shiorin
>>81424489We should follow the example of /uuu/ and only have a thread when she's streaming.
Before this thread dies, let it be known that I love Shiori very very much
I love Shiori the most. She loves me the most
>>81424641Yes. Very true, me.
>>81424618>>81424641We know F*****
Shiori loves me the mostest.
No matter how many times they try, I still love Shiorin
next page>>81424673>>81424673i alone am the honored one
>>81424171Bravest shigga in this thread.
>>81424715Someone needs to watch the spelling bee.
>>81424748Based and same
>>81424600No you fucking thread police uuu schizo
