Hilary was no young person, like his niece or Martin, to whom everything seemed simple; nor was he an old person like their grandfather, for whom life had lost its complications.Previous Page: >>81400609
Do your reps, report and ignore baitNext Stream: Advent Off-collab at FWMC's Channel July 25 8PM CDT / July 26 10AM JST Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK3ZYF6R68ULatest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ymihDjaZvcWhisper Whisper Whisper 【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU Kyoufuu All Back 【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWksk3wBqM Giving You What You Want! 【Shiori Novella Shorts Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9pbHUCIfDo Zero Talking | ゼロートーキング 【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJI-S968PE Mawy Had A Wittwe Wamb, My Loose Lady 【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrANg7YnjiY&t=7836s Halloween Night, Tonight! 【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0 MEGITSUNE 【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A Rebellion 【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE Snowed In 【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovellaSchedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovellaTwitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovellaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@shiorinovellahololive Tanabata Date Voice Pack 2024: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_tanabatadatevoice2024Shiori's Birthday Merch Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClOdZP95rYY More Merch: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q=%22Talent_シオリ・ノヴェラ%22Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukvShiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4rShiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgfShiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive / https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive_vol2Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv
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Shiori loves me very very much. I can hear it in her voice when she says my name
I love this cute dork like you wouldn't believe
I love my cute goth wife
>>81424805But I don't want to if Shiori isn't there. I'm curious as hell about the potential kino but I think I'll just end up getting sadshi.
Bleh bleh bleh
Shiori love! Ponty love! So much Ponty love in fact, that we should send Italians some applications for his jobs!
Ok but missing two collab chances with Gura is unfortunate. You know thw lever of planet alligning that is necesary for her to stream, let alone collab with multiple people including the newer gens.
Kys nijinigger
>>81425331Maybe Gura should stream more.
>>81425314The more pizza to feed my wife, perfect
It doesn't feel like the peak of her career is happening in a week.
>>81425379Keep talking shit.
>>81425053So cool...
>>81425662You wanna know how cool? Zeta wanted to be as cool as her after meeting her for the first time.
>>81425812So did Mumei
>>81425662She is!
>>81425812That was mooms, wasn't it?
>>81425812I think outside of sharing what they did, Zeta just described her as funny three times then dorky and cute.
Shiori being a cool boyfriend for Cecilia
I would trade her coffee vs tea appearance for the spelling bee
>>81426598Nah. I'm greedy so I still want both. Make peace with it, anon.
>>81426536how
Why is there europeon love here, they're not real
>>81426083>>81426216You’re right. I mixed up the two, but Zeta finds Shiori very funny. https://youtu.be/Np2EBHY7p6A
Mori was hallucinating Shiori offering to wake up Advent. Everyone else remembers being woken up by Nerissa.
>>81427325>Mori hallucinates Shiori tooI guess we're not so different after all...
>>81427325>>81427372Sleep deprivation is a bitch.
>>81427325Shiori wasn't even there
I want Shiori to wake me up during our onsen visit so we don't miss breakfast.
>>81427663I'm starting to believe this, like what reason would shiori have to not mention this trip on stream or even tweet about it
>>81425615Karma always comes for you. Remember that.
>>81427991Send job application, then ignore and report.
>>81427663>>81427980Holy retard
>>81428287Is there any proof that the other advent girls weren't just covering for her?
>>81428734Howdy
>>81428734hello
>>81428734おはよ
>>81428877yeah me
>>81428734Greetings
>>81429088By me, of course
My omocat merch is coming soon!
>>81429088Sorry, I was impatient
>>81428734yo
>>81428734Пpивeт
green woman love
https://x.com/shiorinovella/status/1816280646010167607
https://x.com/shiorinovella/status/1816280646010167607SHE CALLED FAUNA CUTE
>>81429345THEY FUCKING ARE
>>81429446CUTE!
>>81429466THEY ARE FUCKING
>>81429401She doesn't need a babysitter this time, she's got Mori and FWMC to talk to the cashier while she hides behind them
why do you love fauna so much
>>81429560All of Advent and Mori are her "Excuse me she asked for no pickles" friends
>>81429720Bratvella slamming the table because she got pickles in her burger
>>81427991
>>81429770
>>81429770Getting her a free burger so she has seconds
A-anon my borgar has a pickle...
>>81430175-punches her and she flies through the wall-
>>81429507who is this
>>81430175there there, ill eat the pickle for you
>>81430175
>>81430246A qt 3.14
>>81430246my wife, not sure why people keep posting her
Getting Shiori a 4x4 from In-N-Out!Also getting her a large shake!Animal style fries too!
Eating Shioris pickle
>>814303264.
>>81430326What? Is she on a diet? or is this her first lunch?
>>81430213>>81430267why would you do that
>>81430389Post-midnight snack
>>81430413Just wanted to see what would happen
hey
>>81430649
I missed her last two members streams and now I'm always too busy or eepy to catch up...
I like to think Nendovella is her real size. Like she's just this two foot tall little baby midget woman and all her friends have to pick her up and sit her on their lap when they go out to eat.
>>81431616But she's taller than beebs
>>81431833>I like to thinkGod, you are so autistic for jokes.
>>81432249if shiori had a pov for this collab...
Hey hey boy
>>81432083heartvella has a sister
Detective Novella at your service. I've receive reports of Illegal shigging in the area. Know anything about it?
>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!>いつもシオリのことを考えている!>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!Shiori, eǵoH lewbʰ- twé̆!
>>81432469i saw a shigga shigged in the shigging cave
>>81432594thats not illegal tho
>>81432594I'm shigging in my grave
>>81432657he shigged 10 times
>>81432777we don't judge shiggas here
>>81432594Gon on...
>>81432805his shig hit other shiggas in the cavewe just want to shig in peace
>>81432994we really shig in a shigciety
shiori is depressed and unmotivated rn btw
>>81429497Yeah, me
>>81433789Idk if I’d say “unmotivated” but the depression has been noticeable all year. Sometimes it’s obvious, sometimes not so much
Shiori Novella dream collabs, doesn't have to be in a corpo. I think she'd be funny with that green clown woman that likes fat bitches
>>81432469Nothing's going on officer, I am totally not the Novelknight that molest vulnerable otomos.
>>81433789No proof
>>81434954portrayal of the depressed shigga
>>81432469I did it! You're gonna have to cuff me up, officer
>I used to be a Novellite like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
What if Shiori has a fast metabolism
This is me after I reposted that photo yesterday.
>>81435588I feed her faster than she can digest
I need to ask you to stop. That shigging... is making people nervous
i know your kind, always shigging about
>>81435588That'll go away when she's a hag
You have the hands of a shigga
Cute night bros I love Nendovella.
shiori gave you two hands, and you use them both for your shigging. i can respect that
>>81436943cute night
Shigga this shigga that why can't you ponty the pizza?!
Go shigging with any cocks around here, we're going to have a real problem
>>81436410
>>81437513FUCK YOU PONTY
Shig my balls lmao
you're like me eh? don't fancy those two handed shiggings
let me guess... someone stole your ponty's pizza
>>81436794>when
I want to take Shiori home, turn on my computer and show her every post I've ever made in these threads and read them outloud to her
>>81440568Holy shit, Branposter is back!
>>81440739Who? I'm the funposter
https://x.com/SimonNogier/status/1816231475911745602
>>81440739I miss branposter
honestly shiori should play sherlock holmes crimes and punishment
>>81440776>Whoearly ritualposter
why isnt she in the spelling bee?
The Shiggs boson, sometimes called the Shiggs particle, is an elementary particle in the Standard Model of particle physics produced by the quantum excitation of the Shiggs field, one of the fields in particle physics shiory.
>>81443156she can't spell
>>81443247mococo is in the bee
>>81443325mococo will be back seated by Fuwawa
>>81443247>Tongs? Oh, good golly! T-H-O-N-G-S. What do you mean there's no H in Tongs? I thought that was teater!
>>81443452Neither can spell
>>81443564Mococo noooo
>>81443564The elevator story...
Shiori got kicked out of the cuddle puddle because the massive shiocock was hard and scaring the other girls.
>>81444096Then Anon said "don't worry Shiori you can cuddle with me!" and she got the ick and her cock immediately deflated.
Shiocock will never be real
test
>>81446461kek
>>81446461is this positive or negative
>>81446785b my man?
>>81446901Not so fast!
>>81446785Hey, hey, you, I know what you wantDon't need all your cash cause we got the best deals in townI got the Ponty Ponty Ponty Ponty Ponty Pizza SauceThe Pizza Ponty Ponty Ponty Ponty Ponty Pizza PackDon't need to break the bank (Hey) Made real fast (Oh)All I really wanna know is how you like your crustI'll cook the Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Ponty Pizza MealThe boys at Ponty Ponty Ponty Ponty Ponty's Pizzeria
>>81443564I would like a collaboration from FWMC and Shiori. I feel like together they would be unstoppable.
>>81447875I just want a collab for completion sake it'd be a forgettable stream
>>81443156She barely speaks English
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ_q5tGiz1Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ_q5tGiz1Uoff to bed myself but there might be some shiori stories told by mori in a couple of hours
>>81448971Probably not Mori is actually like shiori in that she likes to let the other party tell their story first
>>81449162It's over, we'll never hear about it.
I'm going to have a big fucking melty if I don't hear her voice soon...
>>81427325>>81427372>>81427663I mean, realistically what options are there?1. Mori hallucinated that Shiori was there 2. Shiori was there but told Advent to not talk about it 3. Mori and Shiori slept togetherIt's probably 2 for some opspec reasons
>>81450052Or 4. Shiori doesn't exist and we're just bunch of schizo posting here.
>>81450889Shiori exists! She just only appears when I don't take my pills.
>>81451055Hi Mori
>feel like I'm gonna fall sickI hate my fucking life, who the fuck gets a flu in the middle of summer?
shiori has such a good asmr voice. Someone should trick her to do that again. Also kisses.
>>81452144Told you to drink more water, why didn't you listen?!
>>81453204Dawg I drink virtually nothing but water.I always hated self-help tips because I do them and they never worked. I hydrate, I don't eat junk, I go to sleep when I'm supposed to, my room is tidy, and my body and life still suck ASS
Good morning
Shiori morning
Fakka you morning
>>81453674>>81453709:(
>>81453265
Shiori hates me and wishes I would die so she never has to see me in her chat again.
Finally getting to sleep with Shiori!Cumming inside her in less than a minute!Killing the entire mood!Not having sex again for a few weeks out of pure embarrassment!Finding out that 28 second pump and dump was enough to get her pregnant!Never having sex with Shiori again because she's always too busy with the baby!
>>81454594There there Shiori
>>81454622She hates herself...
>>81454677As God intended. Sex is evil
>next time Shiori is on that cruise with her family she'll be spending most of her time at the all you can drink bar now that she loves alcohol
>>81454594SHIORIIIIIIIII
>>81454594Shiori, if you want to talk about it I'm here for you. You know your husband will always listen to your woes
>>81454833Good for her, cruises are absolutely unbearable sober. The open bar is literally the only reason to go.
Evil morning I see.
>>81455201When is it not? This world is evil. It's creator is evil.
>>81455217Me btw
>>81455201I'm evil for Shiori but in a way she finds hot and attractive.
>>81455217It's me, Mr. Evil
>>81455417Did they take away your doctorate? Cancel culture has gone too far.
>>81454833its not a cruise evertime
>Mumei doing a Smiling Friends watchalong SHE COULDVE ASKED SHIORI
>>81455645Shiori would never and she can't get Smiling Friends in Japan.
Do you ever question what you're doing in life, and wonder why you continue to bother despite it being much easier to not bother.
>>81455998No.
I keep on trying because Shiori is proud of me (and she loves me)
>>81455427This true?
>>81456455WE WILL NEVER FUCKING KNOW BECAUSE SHIORI WON'T TALK ABOUT HER EXPERIENCES MEETING OTHER GIRLS.IT'S ALWAYS UP TO SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THATSHE WON'T FUCKING DO IT HERSELF
>>81455998I live doing below the bare minimum hoping that after this life is over, God will give me a life that I can actually enjoy, and not this unfathomable pile of dogshit I have now
L is for the way you look at me
I haven’t been able to watch Shiori in 4 months what the fuck have I missed bros and how do I catch up
>>81457405Call off work and watch vods
>>81457405Don't bother, run, you're free. Escape from this hellhole and Shiori.
>>81457405Watch vods? Listen to her covers?
O is for the only one I see
V is very, very extraordinary
E is even more than anyone that you adore can
>>81458786My cute wife <3
I love Shiori, even if she is a big nerd!
>>81459297>>81459334Cute
another slacker day for this shit sad shigga
The next poster is Shiori btw
Hi :3
>>81460251PLEASE MARRY ME SHIORI
>>81460304No www I’m already married to the other anon.
>>81460475Yeah me
>>81460510yeah him (me)
Anon having sex
>>81460581Yeah, with me.
>>81460581Not likely.
>>81460581Yeah with me
Anon a cute
>>81460916No u
Shiori ordered me a second dinner. I told her I'm full already but she really wants me to eat another fucking burger smothered in different sauces and an extra large milkshake.
>>81460916Not as cute as Shiori
>>81460916If I was a cute girl I could monetize my suffering in the form of a vtuber streaming career. Alas I'm a man so nobody gives a shit
>>81461268If it makes you feel worse I also don't care.
Anon is my husband.
>>81461268Bottle your emotions and don’t go to therapy. Be a man.
>Collab to shill merch>Anniversary stream that's not on her actual anniversary date?>Random kusoge that was FOTM months ago>3 days offWtf is dogshit schedule?
>>81461555didn't she asked before and people said that exit 8 was FUCKING BORING?
>>81461644i begged her to play it
>>81461673even the prechatters told her it was not worth it tho
Also confirming essentially that there won't be a single guerilla this week.
>>81461555I'm more impressed she's taking multiple days off right before the biggest event outside of actual concert stuff. First 3D live only happens once, why not build up some hype for it.
>>81461805she will have a guerilla pasta breaking stream
>>81461555Shiori if there was ever a week that needed buff content it would be this week...
these last 3 weeks have not been it
>>81424673does shiori need to be drawn anally plapped?
>>81461555I saw a lot of collabs on Biboo's schedule and for some reason, I expected Shiori to have a few too. That's on me I guess.
>>81461555can't wait for the 3D. Her boobs better get that 3D size buff
>>81462212Bro lets be honest these last 3 months have not been it
>>81462882it was fine at the start actually
at least its not as bad as this one
>>81461555Wait is there anything between advent karaoke and the advent poison taste testing?
>>81463216That fucking bird that I hate
>>81463260FWMC has a ??? node which is probably a 2nd Advent cover
>>81463309>2ndi think there's more than 1 advent cover
>>81463344you know what I mean
>>81433789now i believe you
>>81463291What for
Shiori stopping by to say hi even though it's late. She loves us (me)
>>81463216As a shioraven enjoyer I'm forever disappointed that arc peaked before they even got to japan, really was expecting those 2 to interact more, offcollab, invade each others streams, etc.
>>81463588sadshi...
>>81461555So her plan for the biggest moment in her Holo-life is:>A group collab that won't even be on her channel and will have her to the sde barely audible.>A "behind-the-scenes" talk that won't feature anything about her debut because she doesn't want to see it. Also a day early for some reason>A random kusoge that not even chat was feeling on the actual anniversary date.>2 days off>Then the 3D>And then another day off.She might as well post somewhere "Don't worry if can't make it, you don't have to watch it" at this point.
>>81462882Don't worry when she gets back home we have morning streams, and two breaks to look forward too
>>81463309But that's after the collab on the 28th so technically it's not between the two advent collabs.
>>81463705i'm eepy
Also that Advent Collab is on her channel
>>81463737She's the leader, it makes sense.
>>81463634(me) Yeah, yeah. I know >>81463737Still doesn't take away from the other points.
>>81463737where's the grudgeposter that complained about FWMC getting to host all of them
>>81463576Maybe after living together for a week they realized that they don't really vibe together happens all the time when internet friends finally meet irl, the ship is basically dead at this point since rissa was the one pushing it the most and has seemingly lost interest
>>81463792Rissa hosted the last 2.
>>81463737Sub 10k anniversary stream here we come!
So what poisons are they testing?
>>81464106my cum
>>81463588Wtf is her problem?
>>81464106Antidepresants with alcohol. She's the one that provides both.
>>81464153Alcohol is a depressant.
She must be stressed out of her mind
>>81463401The alcoholic arc...
>>81464386probably crying in her sleep as we speak
>>81463737Well "poison taste testing" sounds like an idea she came up with. Definitely an odd anniversary collab idea though.
>>81464621Because she misses me. I went up to go to the bathroom
>>81464386I would stressed too knowing my entire career would be peaking in just a week
you guys are cunts
Shiori always gets a hotel with one bed when we go places. I don't think it's any cheaper than a hotel room with two separate beds
>>81433789Depressedshi...>>81434011Remember that time she was eating nothing but grits all week
>>81464386Being at the bottom takes a toll even if she thinks she doesn't care about that
We need another 1% mental darkness stream again
I shihate my shifucking shife
>>81466431we know shiori
>>81465241Remember to deport Italians
i shigged
>>81465643You guys betrayed her trust the last time she truly opened up to us
>>81466830And it will always happen, just make it a T3 members stream
>>81466780Knock it off
>>81468034feeding her garlic
>>81468034I want her to bite me on the shoulder and dig in.
>>81463576They got busy pretty much right as they got therePeople really underestimate just how much work dance practice and rehearsals areAlso the closer holos are, proximity-wise and relationship-wiae, the less the tend to collab or do things together on-stream. It took Korone and Fubuki fucking YEARS before they did a single 1-on-1 collab
>>81468262>It took Korone and Fubuki fucking YEARS before they did a single 1-on-1 collabwait they finally collabed?
>>81468430A while backBut it took them THREE GODDAMN YEARS to do itA few holos have explained it, but basically the more they do stuff together the less they think to actually do stuff on-stream, like dance practices or just eating togetherOf course, EN are all opsec autists that never talk about things unless someone else does (including the ones that tend to yap) half the time, so we get a lot less stories overall out of the arrangement
>>81461555This schedule looks so shit. And if anything, I would expect 'poison' content with haachama.
>>81469289Sorry, she already appeared in Haachama's cooking show for an hour. Also Rissa already did a cooking offcollab with her and we know she doesn't like doing the same as other, which is why she's playing The Exit 8 months after everyone else now that any interest had died down.
Exit 8 being the last solo stream before her 3D reveal has got to be the worst idea she ever had
Can it really be said she gave up when she never really tried to begin with?
Shiori loves me btw
>>81470280She doesn't love anyone. The antidepressant/ alcohol 1-2 punch combo and being groped and hit by a bunch of girls when she doesn't swing that way killed her libido.
Fucking faggots. The lot of you
>>81470231She tried hard for a couple of months after debut. Filtered herself hard, tried to play interesting games, did video content, the book club was supposed to be a thing. It was all downhill after membership opening.
>>81470497Yes, we know her friend group comes /here/. They feed her info from this split.
If .00000000001% of the love I had for Shiori could be converted into energy it would be able to power the an infinite amount of galaxies for the rest of time.I LOVESHIORI
>>81470600Half of that percent of my hate for Shiori not only could create infinite galaxies, but already did and you're in one of them.
Love for my wife conquers all
Deport Italians. I'm disappointed in her schedule and spelling bee absence, not in the amount of effort she puts in.
>phasebrowns and sisters still going on since their bait thread on the catalog died down
Quick, you have 10 seconds to prove Shiori is cute...or else
>Admitting to search for threads on the catalog.
>>81470951>puts in effort>has nothing to show for itI'm pretty sure I made this exact post half a year ago. Has anything changed since then?
How could anyone NOT love Shiori>>>81471048Done
>>81471093You pass. Well done, shigga
>>81471169And you pass too with how cute of a Shiori you've posted both times.
SHE CUTEAND FUNNY
>>81471285
>>81470600>>81470600The power of love is just the sum of the electrical impulses from your neurons firing. Probably not even enough to power a toaster.
Shiori can rot in hell.
>>81471550The universe would literally end if I stopped loving Shiori. So life, the universe, and everything in between will continue forever because I love her that much
>>81471550Shiori is the Helen to my Paris. The Juliet to my Romeo. The Rose to my Jack. The- Wait, maybe I shouldn't be comparing her to fucked-up love stories that caused too much unneeded bloodshed... But anyways, I love Shiori.
>>81471761>The Rose to my JackDo you know what day it is tomorrow?
Next week better be fucking good.I'm tired of this lazy whore taking days off
>>81471868July 26th -- Is there something special about it?
>>81471973Isn't there?
>>81472044I can't remember.I'm sorry.
They better have multiple mics (or a really good one) for the karaoke.
>>81472140Oh well, I'll keep trying 'til I hear the answer.
>>81472376Of course. This is where we first met. I remember now -- Today is the day I met Shiori!
>>81472531damn, already a year. Time sure flies
>>81461555Why doesn't she swap Shitxit 8 for her anniversary stream?
>>81471692Current models of the universe show it will eventually suffer an agonizing heat death where everything dissolves into quantum particles. maybe you don't love her enough.
>>81472691because timezones, she wants to celebrate japan time
Shiori a cute
Shiori a sex
>>81473124>>81473221Shiori a cute sex
>>81473272Cover insider, can confirm this
>>81473300I'd like to be uncovered inside her, if you know what I mean.
>>81473362Please explain.
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