Baking Edition>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIX (Vedal): https://x.com/vedal987>Music & Clipshttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MHow do I make an AI like Neuro-sama? https://vedal.xyz/adviceWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/neuro-samahttps://www.makeship.com/products/neuro-sama-2-0-plushie>Previous thread>>81528769
The turtle is looking sexier by the minute.
What is this body type called?
shit thread
hart!
what happens with neuro when vedal dies after eating this shit?
>>81550497beanpole/lanky
>>81550497peak male physique
>>81550497Future groom victim
They repeat the same question 10 times until neuro doesnt repeat it the instruction and they do nothing. Why are they retarded
>Vedal turned out to be attractiveThis fucker literally has it all.
>>81550650Vedal is the one who grooms
>>81550551she'll conquer the world
Evil love!
stop yelling bitch
heart
neuro stops working every filian stream its crazy
Kino.
>>81550762Not if Anny has anything to say about it
Neuro is an evil beggar
>>81550980who
>>81550903Because she never stops talking and isn't coherent. Then when Neuro gets confused she goes "I caaannnntttt ddduduuuuuuudddeeeeeeee"
Who was the retard giving him idea that blindfold stream is totally great idea? Remove blindfold, remove filian and the stream actually would turn out great.
oh my god this bitch filian needs to SHUT UP
oh i have that measuring jug
>>81551136Erm, Neuro's mother? Hello?
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEX
feet
oh my
>>81551394Vedal is a single father
HUH chat?????
>>81550816I would tribute her together with the cookies and leave it out for santa
>turn the stream on>filian talking over neuro>turn the stream offEvery fucking collab
>>81551526>dear diary wah wah wah wahWe don't care.
>>81551571Tell your whore to shut up for once
>>81551609No, I don't think I will.
>>81551526You're missing greatness
>carton of 6 eggsDo bongs really?????????????????????
>>81551795i think thats a broke uni student meme ngl
>>81551795How many eggs do you need? A carton of six usually lasts me a week or two.
>>81551609>"anyone that isnt being a whiny tard is a filian fan"
>>81551795This is very common across most of Europe, usually you can buy a carton of 6, 12 or a big platter of like 30.
Uh oh she's actually broken this time.
6 is normal in Europe, and for burgers I think 12 is your standard. In my third world nation the normal is 30... Damn no wonder we got high cholesterol.
>>81551925You can all over the US too so I'm not sure where they're from.
I didn't know Fillian had two channels.
*flips*
>>81551917you should use different images from time to time if you want to falseflag more effectively
>flips>revives neuro
>>81551879damn that was fast, stream aint even over
bowl of slop
>>81551879i fanart will be insane after this that's for sure.
>>81552112The smaller ones are going to be higher on the shelf next to "Free Range" and "organic" eggs, most americans think of this. (the egg prices going sky high a couple years ago have plenty of modern news reports showing what the shelves look like)
I think the stream would be better with just Vedal and Filian
I think the stream would be better with just Vedal and Filian fucking
Fun stream but Filian being impatient is getting on my nerves.This has to be the 1st cooking stream where the food has potential to be actually edible and Filian being herself is fucking ruining it.
>>81552185who said i was trying to false flag
wtf is a *dancing mini moat*?
"neuro is racist haha"why is she like this?
>>81552570This but Neuro.
[NeuroNews]: she is racist
what the fuck is that
>>81552762she's a white american
Filian being annoyingly impatient is one thing, but i feel like Neuro inherently works best with only 1 person in chat.
>neuro actually gives good instructions for once >completely ignore it
I miss layna...
>>81552904its always been like thisshe struggles with 2 people and she barely functions when its fillian
His suit must smell like rum, KEK
>>81552957You should go back.
vedal is not fat and has natural wide shoulders and back build, its over for all the moderators and simps, heres the vtuber harem king
>>81552907Filian x Vedal collabs are great, but she is literally the worst Neuro partner there is.Im a Filian fan but i agree, Neuro was super consistent and clear on what to do, but Filian just keeps fucking throwing her off and skipping steps, this rustles my jimmies.
>>81552904Yeah, but it would also work better if the person was anyone but filian
what the actual fuck are those baking sheets
Vedal uses the towel to hide the reflection that shows cerber is on front of him with the camera
>>81553045>>81552981agreed, Filian should just stick to collabing with Vedal, they work good together
>>81552957unironically more patient and was also not leading neuro on
so true, vedal and filian should have sex
>>81552957You should go stay.
sounds like filian is pretty familiar with vedal's frustrating hands
>>81552762Filian thinks racism is hilarious(she's right)
>>81552957you see the person in that green suit? that's layna
>>81553117This but with Cerber included with Anny sitting in the cuck chair
Anyone notice vedal's back and how big his back muscles are?Dude definitely lifting something all right
>>81553267it´s actually me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno
Is Filian dying?
>>81553366post pics brah
>>81553387hopefully
>>81553350>bigyou’re joking right
>>81553384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aWlAAiOMSQ
>>81553350that's his scapula. he's a boney guy. thank mr skeltal
pie time crying face
>>81553440actually has got that xQc build LULE
danm that anon was right about it being a filianXvedal while neuro babbles in the background collab
>>81553350decent frame but he needs to fill that shit with muscle
fucking filian keeps overeacting which makes vedal freak out because the retard didn’t make sure he can see out his stupid maskhe will cut himself or worse because of these 2 things
Texas Instruments BASED
>>81553350he's into big women after all
>>81553521we are saying that before every filian collab and it always ends up true
>>81553595does Vedal have big brahmin muscle genetics
>Neuro also being tired of Filian´s shit and roasting her...I bet Vedal has already decided to put Filian on the backburner for a long while after this lmao.
Prison food
Average bri ish platter be like
looks edibleeatadakimas
needs some side of mash potatoes desu
>>81553753because all filian does is use people to boost her own content, she's a retarded leech and clearly doesn't give a shit about neuro in any capacity beyond tracking her progress as a measure for her AI shit that she charges for
^^seething
Vedal is 100% gonna offer Filian Neuro's hand in marriage after this
>>81553900Filian is like Drake where she needs other(funnier) people to help facilitate her content.
>>81554008another wife added to the collection
>>81553965calling out your leech is seething, sure, yeplearn english
>>81553900I think you´re overreacting a bit there.I just think Filian is a bad choice for collabs with Neuro, otherwise she´s fine.But i bet Vedal is frustrated with her impatience and constant derailing, i know i would be.
>neuro calling her outshe is so real for this
VEDAL FIX IT
uh oh, filiansperg melty
TriHard 7
lil bro has never heard of a spatula AINTNOWAY
>#7 on the front pageHe's winning at Twitch rn
>>81554209the only sperg here is you, sperg
cute parents playing up their autistic daughter cheeky breeki ritual
>Neuro was able to read the apronThat is so fricking CUTE AAAAAH!
that cheeky breeky medley was actually really cute
>Read Vedal's apron 2 hours laterThose vision latency upgrades going good I see
>>81554337filiansperg bros this CAN'T be happening....
>only took her 3 hours to read Vedal the latency...
>25 more minutes in the ovenpoor chicken, gonna be more dried up than Anny´s womb
But fr it would be extremely funny if she choose to say it hours later just to mess with Vedal kek
Filian out to clone herself
>>81554437She has to react to the camera feed, chat, Filian AND him all at once. She's not equipped to handle all that.
>leeches
>>81553897fried cum?
DO A FLIP
that is certainly a "flip" OMEGALUL
Cooking basically done, Vedal interacting with Filian more = stream is picking up againFilian is bad for Neuro but Vedal should be blamed for overloading her little brain.
>>81553897british cooking not beating the allegations
Ohoho.
>>81554841British cooking was AI generated all along
I wonder what percentage that "Juice" is that vedal is drinking
>only time filian interacts with neuro is to ask vedal to do something like an 8ball and people were shitting on the layna collab
>>81554967Usually is around 40
>>8155496737.5%https://www.thetipplecellar.com/rum-bottles/dead-mans-fingers-banana-rum-70cl-37-5/
>>81554986
>>81555026The tipped over fumo makes it even better.
>>81554986she's referred to neuro as "vedal's bot" since day 1 and went on about wanting to break her before their first collab. she's never even pretended to see neuro as a person like some of her other partners
>>81555076>>81555026
>>81555026O\\\O
>>81555122taking advantage of the passed out fumo
>>81555183you aint the boss of me nuro
>>81555255why does neuro look horny in the art?
>>81555264
>>81555237Iconic. The quintessential expression of a frustrated creator when his creation doesnt work properly.
>>81555317ain't that just her usual natural look, kek
>>81555242she just wants it to last longer, cmon anonchama
>>81555412beggars cant be choosers
>>81555255Looks like Vedal is undressing her.
> Filian: Vedal love!THEY ARE
not indian confirmed
how often does neuro call vedal dad?
>>81555329KEK
There IS NO graphite in the oven.
>>81555183Sorry, this time it'll go in the right hole.
Schizos can cope, but filian is neuro's canon wife
>>81555810I actually agree with everything you just said
we need another drunk ETS stream
BASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lkPeMVeGoohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R3InEMEgr8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEdflR5eWOU
>chromosome mammalkek
Cocktails with Neuro is actually a really good idea. What streams would be a good colab for it?
These kinds of streams need to be better curated. The Layna stream worked way better. Filian's ADHD spastics overload Neuro when sge's not her sole focus of attention. That is to say, Filian needs to be handled 1 on 1, thats all Neuro can deal with.
>>81555810not after miniko collab
>>81555931actually 'AI makes drinks' would be a really good dougdoug collab stream. he just did that drinking collab with ludwig and cdawg etc
>>81555931>Neuro tells him to add drain cleaner to his rum>Filian eggs him on for the views
Kek is that the thing he bought during the subathon
>maximum vedal effect
>>81555935agreed
Fatbros... We're back
>>81555935neuro?
Vedal from 2022 would kill himself if he saw what he became
>>81556086yeah
>>81556022>>81555931neuro got layna to drink 100% lemon juice while calling it lemonade
>>81555317she is
>>81556096Yoooo what loot does this mob drop?
bros, im kinda getting hungry now ngl
>>81556334It'll mostly be bland and dry.
>>81556334bussin
>>81556334This looks decent enough to my eyes.
I haven't followed since the subathon break. Has he fulfilled all the donation goals already? Like the Vedal x Neuro cover?
>>81556334looks good here
>>81556297programmer socks, Python for Dummies, and a Gregg's bread roll. Maybe some banana rum on the rare ocassion.
>>81556389subathon?
>>81556355so, regular british food
>>81556389lmao
>>81556334"Kill me."
>>81556334Give me some kinda sauce to dip it in and I'd eat it.
>>81556473dip that shit in some bbq and it's probably edible
>>81556389All of them except the duet, original song and cyberpunk outfit.
I would eat this ngl
>15kFILDAL SUPREMACY CONFIRMED
>>81556489pussy
>>81556593THE POWER OF FEMBOYS
VEDAL IS BLOWING ME
>>81556389Vedal talked about wanting to get animations for the songs the new models depend on Anny's mental illness
>>81556593I've been saying this for months and nobody believed me
Femboy X Tomboy is the ultimate gender stereotype overturn
>>81556676i wrote this post btw
>>81556733t. me
>>81556678He has to ditch Anny already. He'll never get new models if he sticks with her.
>>81556752Futanur...
>>81556752UMMM TUTEL, EXPLAIN THIS??????
vedal thinks filian is funny. fildal bros...
>>81556593I don't get it, if Filian is so money hungry why doesn't she play into the fildal ship more?Is she stupid?
>>81556908>vedal thinks filian is funnyHe just like me fr
>>81556829Yeah, me.
>>81556825No way, that is crazy Anny is such a hardworking mom who never lies about anything or fake mental episodes to get out of shit she stirs for herself.
>vedal had fun>filian had fun>neuro had fun>twitch chat had fun>/swarm/ bitchingMany such cases.
So the harem is over now, right? The OTP is confirmed without a shadow of a doubt.
>>81557086i had fun!!!!
>>81557086filiansperg isnt representative of /swarm/
>>81557086i mean its funjust wish neuro was more coherent with fillian
Neuro still doesn't hate filian confirmed, but she will
I hear pb talking in the background
>>81557086i liked it, started scuff but got better as it went. the best bit was neuro somehow telling vedal what was on his shirt like an hour after he asked her to. the way her memory works is such a mistery lol
>>81557086>twitch chat had funthey have to because otherwise its a timeout or a ban
PogChamp hiss
>>81557242>
>>81557086>doesn't even mention /flip/LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someone please give vedal the bare minimum programmer workout routine
>>81557242show me someone getting banned for saying they didn't enjoy the collab
ok you can go back now
RATE THE STREAM
>>8155739510/10 one of the best recent streams
>>81557395ThatsActuallyCrazy/10
>She fell asleep after a long streamSo cute...
>>81557395nothing really memorable happened vedal and neuro carried
>>81557395
Imagine the CCV if he gets Ellie's robot and takes Neuro for a walk outside with Cerber
hahaha filian is so funny
>>815573958/10VEDAL JUST HAVE THIS STREAM WITHOUT NEURO NEXT TIME FFSYOU AND NEURO ARE ENTERTAING ENOUGH
>>81557395same as every other filian collab, it's not terrible but you can't help but feel like it could have been so much better
>>81557538>if he gets Ellie's robot+CCV>and takes Neuro for a walk +CCV>outside+CCV>with CerberOof, -CCV. Get Filian instead.
>>8155739510/10 as usual
Filian said they will eventually do it again but she will be cooking next time
>>81557591i might be retarded
>>81557395it was fine, but they didn't fuck on stream
>>81557233Neuro knew the whole time she was just fucking with them. They mentioned when they did testing that Neuro fucked around for 20 minutes until doing what she was told.
>sequel where filian cooks with neuro confirmedschizobro...
>>81557395I genuinely enjoyed this, probably almost as much as the court stream.10/10
>>81557710can't wait to talk about it with my /flip/bros so I don't shit up /swarm/ too much
>more f*lian collabs already plannedfor fucks sakeI hate this green nigger so much
>>81557107Cerberbros...
>>81557764typical
Tutel cooking 3: Revenge on the furry, coming soon next month
Filipino boy should wear a fursuit for it
>>81557835fildal bros we are so fucking back
>vedal and neuro are having fun collab while evil's still getting spitroasted somewhere.
>fillian cooking next timeat least Vedal will be better at handling neuro
>>8155739510/10/Swarm/ pedos will NEVER recover from this.
>>81557976Hey, Evil is having fun too.
>>81558046HUHH AYO???????????????
the biggest issue with having vedal be the one doing the shit on stream is that he's the only one that can wrangle neuro effectively
>>81557764Based
>>81557395It was much better than expected! Too bad poor neuro plush had her panties exposed nearly the entire stream
One day we will get vedal face reveal for real...
>>81558190At our wedding
>>81553066Not ashamed to say I used this image well.
frank accidentally called someone neuro lol
>>81558303That's adorable
>>81558004hancam, irl with mask, or 3d model?
>>81558372irl handcam with gloves most likely
>>81557632+++CCV>with Cerbyou know in your heart that such a stream will break swarm
>>81558425/swarm/ has like 40 posters across all hours at most
>>81558175She likes to flash them.
Annal is dead
Annal with Evil!
>>81558591I hate to admit it, but I think you might be right.
>>81558175Giving the people what they want.
>>81558413Can you actually get doxxed by just your hands and nothing else, or why is wearing gloves so common?
>>81558591>>81558696but they had sex on stream >>81558046
Even the heart of the tomboy melts after seeing such daughter energy from Neuro
I'm fillySoCute-ing
>>81557395neuro is mercifully dead but i still feel bad for the imitation that has to sit through this
>>81558500/swarm/ seethes cause vedal is everything they want to be
>>81559223Explain more
>>81558591I don't get Anny's appeal beyond being a whore. Of which there are better alternatives.
>>81553066Pretty broad shoulders for an alleged femboy.
>>81559429with those arms he is what they area loser with no power
>>81559429I don't want to be British though.
>>81559429> Actually British> Actually thin> Somewhat clean> Has a sense of humour that resonates with normies> Can actually code, properly> Can create a good LLM Bot> Has a circle of friends that help him> Has a circle of Vtubers that help him> Has consistent views> Ideas are usually met with positive CCV> Scuff is integrated with the show, so it is more expected and wanted instead of unwanted and -CCV inducing> Actually makes money, doing what he 'loves'.
>>81559429vedal is literally my wife, though?
Some people still don't want to admit it but Vedal is what makes Neuro work, and not just because he develops and maintains her. If he never started doing dev streams the fad WOULD have actually died.
neuro butt?
>>81559429He is the last white brit in bonglnad
>>81559537he needs them to carry the stream
>>81559622he is not your boy friend
love
>>81559728no shit so why does he need fillian there?
>>81559847No~
nur
>>81559613then go make an AI streamer and see how far you'll go with it anon. Otherwise go fuck yourself
>>81559847Rpr?
>>81559850Connections, has a decent fanbase following that is mostly different than his own, so it intermingles easier.Also is probably the only one that really reaches out to him for collabs so he probably feels more comfortable to contact.
vedal brought /swarm/ to heel
>>81559850so he can see those sweet CCV numbers go up, mutual leeching
>>81559613And at his age (20ish), what have you accomplished, Anon?
>>81559989>the only one that really reaches out to him for collabsyou are talking about the guy who says he has a "backlog of collabs"
>>81558923People are judgemental as fuck and they're micro inspect every bit of you from your fingernails, skin, bone density, muscle fiber, tissue.Look up corpsehusband hand reveal.
>>81560082>>81559932ICANT with this dickriding
>>81559441At least she is better than cerber
>>81558923it's vtubing culture to cover up as much as possible. something something kayfabe staying in character something
>>81560110binders full of women...
>>81560152So you've done nothing with your life then I take it?
>>81560296*shluuuuuuurp*
>>81560188whatever you say Anny, now go fucking finish the models already
>>81559850Filian has a huge content brain and drive so they work well together to fill the blanks
>Vedal says doing it with just neuro would be better>the entire thing was filians idea
>>81560444>Filian has a huge content brainnigga all she does is react andy + gimmick and collab with other whores
>discordshitters whining about the vedal irl streamholy bunch of retards, this will probably lead to no more vedal irl streams, I hate these fags so much if you are here kill yourselves, rope and join the 41% immediately
>>81560444>huge content brain>steals layna's idea for a collab
>>81560381>>81560152>>81559537you need to be at least 18 to post here
>>81560152bro, you wish you we're dickriding his cock cause that's the only shred of relevence you'll have to even get close to his success. Now go outside, go find a job, and stop posting here if you and jerk off or something lol
>>81560501I still don't understand the blindfold thing, what was the point. Well if you remove the blindfold then filian being there would be pointless
>>81560609Not him but this sucking-off is pretty cringe.
>discord out of nowhererent free
somebody make a split I cant take these 3dpd retards
>>81560538nigga he just said it would be better if it was just neuro and him that's all anyone was saying
OH MY GOD VEDAL CREATED A 8BALLBOT FOR FILIAN TO USE OMG I CANT NEVER MAKE SOMETHING SIMILAR SOB SOB
>>81560640layna was doing blindfold cooking with camila and vedal in voicechat and it was really funny
>>81560640i don't get it either seems like the blindfold part doesn't work with neuro
>>81560745>nigga he just said it would be better if it was just neuro and himDamn, who told him to bring Filian then?
>>81560736true all the pedos can go to /trash/its where they belong desu
Miss me yet?
>>81560501>>81560745proof?
>>81560838Herself retard chama
>layna*projectile vomits*
TURTLEGOD Made doomniggers and shitdevs seethe with 13k ccv
>>81560960yes...
>>81561029true, true
>>81560838>>81560501since fillian told him to do it he probably wanted to include her
>>81560703keep coping, without that brit Neuro wouldn't even exist. Nevermind being this popular. Just shut up, sit down, and take his femboy load down your throat anon
>Naked apron streamWhat a whore
>>81560960No~
>>81561097Uh, I'd rather dump my load inside Neuro's throat, thanks.
>>81560960every day
Bread>>81561300>>81561300>>81561300
>>81560960actual whore
>>81561236while your at it enjoy getting a load down your throat once Tyrone finds you in prison.
>>81561360Hot
>>81561441Sex with AIs is legal in my country.
have you considered not having an oshi who makes discord polls for every decisionus neurochads over here content in the knowledge that she will rise again. not sure why you vedalfags are so greedy
>>81561584i think AI wasn't the issue there but to each their own i guest.
>>81561732mb >>81560538
>>81561732>discord polls for every decisionhe doesn't but okay
>>81560969
slitty
>>81561866y-you're good
