Home EditionLast thread: >>81550502TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueoTEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_enARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze>OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX >Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>81562352/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>81562373Loving FlayonAppreciating Flayon’s pitsWanting to be headlocked by FlayonAmen
leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>81562373amen>>81562459flaymen
>>81562373amen
LEADER LOVE~
They dont get to even watch it? thats really fucking stupid>>81562459based Flaypit lover>>81562373amen
>>81562373AMEN
>>81562373Amen
I love them but the game is melting my brain after 3 hours
>Failed to extractthat can happen?Is it the game bugging out or what?
GRADUATE GAVID BETTEL
>>81562647yes
EAR RYONA
>>81562352Average Bettelion.
I LOVE HIM
Ah leader...he's suffering...
>brit>gets stabbedIt keeps happening
Legolad getting to pick leader's songs...
ENTER RPR
Ruze fucking hell
Arupi shows up right in time for sadboi hours
her tiktok voice is too fucking good
Ruze with the clutch, again
Lol, right when I was gonna say his falsetto is getting better
the altbowl just gets bigger
Sad boy hours...
>>81563286The perma -w- face kind of takes away from it
>You guys want some reverb??
LEADER KARAOKE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA_aBozHvUshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA_aBozHvUshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA_aBozHvUs
LMAO, those high notes. I love you, leader
kek my blue son is cute
Why does he have a gun??
>>81563714to kill
>>81563714to protect his freedom
I think Bettel is dying because they're making him stream longer than 2 hours
Ooh, now he's getting into it
The random orchestral stabs make this way funnier than it should be
So is Liz a weird noise and impression machine like Flayon?
Its over...
>>81563821she is THE impression machine
Watching my blue son practice his stage moves for the talent show...
>>81563821Ruze, Elizabeth, and Flayon all have the quirky voice impression bits.Gavis bettel is the comedic timing clown failure, it is a saturday night live bit.
That was the worst introduction I've ever heard
>>81563821yeah shes pretty insane desu. the text to speech voices tonight have been uncanny
>>81563714For Justice
Everything I Wanted with 3D...
Flayon kek
REGIS
>regisfake fan detected
Has anyone here ever actually sent a letter to their oshi? What did you put in it? I have wrter's block...
>>81564064ALTARE
I wish I had friends to play games with...
That was a really good collab and I'm sad more people didn't tune in but hey it is what it isI really need to watch Ruze more..
hahahHHaA that anon was right
Really funny collab
>>81564079>>81564064>Calling him Regis to make her come across/feel less of a mans simp
imagine if we got an official cover of this by leader. perms hate. copyright laws hate.
Totally organic posts
I love you, Shilltare
oh she actually raided Altare wow
sing totw leader!
>>81563286He really went uAu
>What's my most impressive song?>Picks PhotographOf course
Fun and chaotic Quad
>>81564354what do we call them?
That was a nice collab and a good confirmation of Flayon buffs. Now time for Leader ~
I really hope he figures out good mic settings soon, the reverb is kinda weird
they all raided leader and thats amazing omg
>>81564388Loud=Funny
>>81564418they can't say no to the leader of the guild
>>81520019ANON HOW DID YOU DO IThttps://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1816982022897959377
>>81564489But Jutard wasn't in this one?
>>81564547I’m slamming him btw
>>81564388maybe ferb?flayon elizabeth ruze bettel
>>81564547gavis bettel special
leader cute but he's too scared of unicorns
>>81564388Dumb, dumber, even more dumb, the dumbest.
The VR movement looks so uncanny and would look better in holo's normal app
He needs to be more careful with the camera angle. He keeps putting his hand over like half the screen
>>81564547Why would he even schedule two streams for one day, he can barely do one
>>81564592cute
>>815643543 red chatbots vs 1 pink clown
>>81564547Let's be real, there's always about a 75% chance of a clown stream being cancelled.
>>81564633What, you mean like mocopi?Because mocopi is dog shit
>>81564685I liked how they were racist to Bettel
kek what the hell
Jesus finally I can comment, anyway, it was a funny stream overall, I expected it to be a bit boring because I already watched a million content warning streams when the game was hot. Good screamers help carry the game.
He's very choppy
I wonder what model Altare's camera operator is using.
>>81564388BettelRuzeX FlayonIizabethTeam
i'm the one singing with leader btw
>>81564624Tbh can you blame him after what happened during the first few months of HQ.
Now that he has his really expensive studio I hope he invests in singing lessons and starts his idol journey>>81564388R3D and Bettel
>>81564867honestly this one is pretty good
>>81564734Is he using mocopi? I just joined but vr chat's physics makes models look floaty and stiff
shiny spicy duet when
kek I want the Grinch song
>>81564975Never
>his playlist defaults to You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinchkek
leader dances like a dad
>>81564958No, he has some expensive ass tracking euipmentYou could know if he's using mocopi because his model would start drifting off the screen and twisting to odd angles
>>81564663Mobile phone ad games is an easy slop stream. Last time he entered mouthbreather mode and just autistically 100%’d a few modes while the chat laughed to themselves about how absurd it was
>>81564859i guess not but it's just a little disappointing
Can't believe how much I missed Altare's voice and singing, my heart is warming
>>81564547He planned to do a 2 hours collab and 1 hour stream but the collab ended up being 3 hours...
cute.
Little blue man is out of practice but that voice still carries
He's a child!
>>81565188I guess this tells me that /hlgg/ will be unusable tonight. Guess I'll just stick here for the time being and enjoy Altare and the spelling bee quietly
>>81564592Kek, I like Ferb
>>81564958He's using a Rokoko suit. IIRC He also has optitrack motion capture cameras but I'm not sure if he has it set up and calibrated.
Is he going to get eiffel tower'd after the stream...
>>81564592"FERB, I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA TODAY"*Dies from lack of oxygen*
I can't believe I've been watching Stars for 2 years, this is my longest hyperfixation
Ferb sounds like a duo though: F + ERB
>>81564651look at what you did /mans/
>>81565547Berf
>>81565610Now we're talking
>>81565568Anon, that's just the natural reaction to Bettel
>>81565568kek>>81565610I like it, sounds like what Bettel would puke
>>81565477i wrote this
EDAMAMEI JOINED AT THE RIGHT TIME
KEK I love seeing him move
>EdamameOf course
>>81565568that's just bettelion RPing
>>81565477Same, except it's almost been 4 years for me
>>81565547how about BERF
he moves like a white boy did /mans/ lie about him being korean
I can't hear the song anymore with thinking of the AltMag off-collab...
that's my leader
>>81565477>>81565780i don't know if that counts as a hyper fixation if it's been that long
>>81565188whats a big faff>>81565826koreans are just white people with slanted eyes
>>81565296pat pat anon
>Taylor SwiftOCTAVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>81565826and mama moves like a white girl. Shintare together in VR would make a cute white hetero couple
The things that Tavi misses...
>>81565845Peak
TAVI GET IN HERE YOU FUCKING SWIFTIE
TAVI WAKE UP
TAVI DOKOthis melody does not suit leader kek
>>81565826he didn’t get the kpop gene
>You belong to meHe's claiming the blue puppetcollab already pls
>>81564090I thought about doing it when mine graduated but I scrapped it. It was mostly sappy shit. I'd say keep it light, just tell him you appreciate him.
>>81566025Makes my little magmite heart sing.
>you belong TO me
>she wears high heels, I wear...everything...One day we'll see his scandalous bare arms...
Did he get worse at singing.
he's sung that before righti remember him changing the lyrics
I'm sorry Liz but Altare still scares me even after 2 years...
>>81566332>1 month without practice or talking>Scuffed VR set upKinda
>>81565417full pic onegai...
>I was angry Taylor Swift??>I was Taylor Swiftly losing my temper!!He dumb
>>81566301uoooh.....
>>81566301he's talking about me specifically and solely.
If I was a yume my heart would be fluttering right now
This vrchat world is coolHas anyone /here/ checked it out yet?
>>81566776Yeah it's really comfy and has a nice atmosphere and good places to erp
>>81566403Yeah, I don't remember when but I feel like it was during a karaoke collab
>>81566776yeah it's pretty coolyou don't need VR to check it out yourself btw, just download VRChat on PC for free
>>81562802We're more like the Night Lurch or the guards from F&H
>>81566973>spoilerNTA but where would an anon start because i don't the first thing about it
>>81566776yes it's pretty solid for what it is, i think the slime avatar is the best thing though!
Altventurers, have there been any stutters in Altare's streams? Besides the one that happened just now
>>81564090wait holy shit you can do this???
>>81566162>for his cat, Tavi
>>81567324yes. the address is on their about tabs i think.
>>81567259The frame's stuttering like crazy for me. It might be regional
>>81567324Newfriend... https://hololivepro.com/en/question/
>>81567111For some reason I thought it would be really complicated without VR but I'll give it a go, thanks!
Another dayAnother biblical deluge for the bird
>>81566162Tavicat...>>81567259I'm stutter-free
>>81566776I had an erp session in the pillow fort. 10/10 for cozy vibes. I had to turn off leader's singing though cause it was getting into my head that leader was watching the whole time.
>>81567166Where to start? Step one:>DO NOT
>erp-ers ittI-I'm scared
>>81567918Leader, Jesus, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu and Hitler are all watching. They are very ashamed.
Ah, he sounds a lot better now.
He's finally warmed up and about to end
>>81567918Him watching should've made it better
>>81567166do a summoning ritual
>>81568425Lol yeah, typical Altare.
Will he ever be able to use a more advanced rig or is this going to be as good as the tracking/movement gets in his personal studio?
Oh, I hate All Of Me so much.
nice
>>81568577he has higher tracking levels. just waiting for the other equipment to get delivered.
>>81568577he's still missing some cameras and other stuff, iirc
>>81567918>it was getting into my head that leader was watching the whole time.anon, that's the best part
>>81568732same. i used to hear this in my nightmares.
>>81568757>>81568771Ah ok.
when is the big announcement
Leader's stamina...
>>81569272tomorrow
>>81569272kimono outfits tomorrow trust
It's so fucking over...
>>815692723 days from now
>>81569345flayon kimono ToThim wearing no underwear under it for easy access...
Lol, these moves. I love you so much, leader.
>>81568433>>81568856I'm not there yet. I know it's only a matter of time though.
mama's merch! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYhttps://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1816994558766645427
Since this is the last song, goodnight /mans/~
>>81569746the cover copyright right under the koi ruins it
God, a Shintare 3D karaoke collab where they dance might kill me...
Such a cute little stream
>>81569765GN chu~
>>81570115very cute, very scuff>>81570070what a good way to go
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME--
>they don't stop coming
HEY NOWYOU'RE A HOLOSTAR
I LOVE REGIS ALTARE SO MUCH
>>81569746I want him to finger me while he wears those gloves I won't be able to hang that poster I'd be horny 24/7
>>81570070I feel so warm just thinking about it kek
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
God, he's so cute and dumb
kek he might just be the silliest leader out there
>>81570777the silliest the cutest the bestLEADER LOVE!!!
>>81569962they just cover'ed it
Lol, he's really trying to get Miyabi's attention recently
>raiding into miyabi's cooking stream waiting roomhe wants to be pollinated
>>81571401Whole new meaning to sexpollen
Ok what now
Respond to his DMs flower man!!
>>81571583hakka menshi
I need to Ruze's voice more. I was so sad when the collab ended. What am I suppose to do now?
uuuu I want flay menshi now D:
I hope banchou doesn't have tech issues tonight, I miss him.
>>81572042Revisit moincrap or dnd streams mayhaps perchance
I'm exhausted I don't know if I'll make it to Flay's menshi
>>81572134i miss my mommy...
>>81572302I hope he does :D
>>81571583VG getting spooked in 2 hourshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PannrVWSVsU
Youtube keeps recommending me Tavi's T4 menshi video but I don't have 50 bucks to spend on it....
>>81571583we sleep
Archive of Altare's unarchived karaoke stream on 2024-07-26T23:02:09Z.Original URL: https://youtu.be/iA_aBozHvUsTorrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:f1c8ce6f6039958068e38dd00b4c8beb5607b816&dn=%5B20240726%5D%20Unarchived%20Karaoke&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2FannounceNumber of fragments: 5931gofile and audio-only later; phoneposting rn
>>81572980thank you Takobro o7
KUM
God I missed my dumb blue wife’s singing voice, looking forward to see another karaoke with less scuff next time
>>81572980chu chu takobro~
>>81572389I also caved and bought voice packs. I've never done this ever before. God what is happening to me.
>>81567166have a shit ton of disposable income because no one wants to vrerp with a poorfag
>>81572980Thank you takobro ~
>>81573863Get T4, its highly worth it for the amount of content he crams in there
>>81572980Chu chu Tako bro~
https://twitter.com/miga_chen/status/1816751227608379727
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i think im starting to lose it
>>81572509>>81572489>>81572134EXPLODE
>>81575546machiroons bakuhatsu shiro!
>good arma-day!
I want to explode from Flayon inflating me with his cum
>>81575913
maybe if you didn't pirate all his merch he would have made enough money and wouldn't have decided to graduate
>>81575546
>>81576009huh? who tf are you talking about?
>>81576009?
i have a headache but the universe hates me so i dont have my mommy/brother/son/husband here to take care of me and give me little forehead kisses
>>81578799>(You) have a headache>I have a headacheWE ARE
>>81578799Based universe (｡･ω･｡)
flay on the menshi telly
>>81575321ueeh
Alright, I managed to catch a little bit of the collab, but how did it go /MANS/?
Puzzle time, Parroting Edition:https://jiggie.fun/1BNpq4
>>81583193Pure autism (good) and Bettel
Oh fuck, jwu at 10PM, I really wanted to watch animations with Hakka and lost it all :(
>>81584229We're still watching, but yeah this is the last series
Late night Flay with the rain ambient I'm just going to...
>>81584468I saw he was watching one but it's difficult to join midway, guess I'll just wait until he's done and check up the archive
>>81583193Unsurprisingly it was exactly the same as every other Content Warning collab
>>81575321>>81582962These last few days are feeling the longest...
>>81583193pretty fun. lots of good moments. you really need to see this guy(s)
>>81583193It was very average.
>>81585287>you really need to see this guy(s)Guys…? You’re gonna wanna laugh at this post.
>>81572980Gofile (expires after download inactivity): https://gofile.io/d/c2fnRAAudio-only download: https://mega.nz/file/0spimLqS#VRZueiQ7iqTIS-pbH_OLvmWnG-UmMxcxwDtvnHvbCpwSet list (stream starts at 5:11):1. Mokita - Lonely City (11:18)2. keshi - drunk (14:33)3. JVKE - golden hour (21:46)4. Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling In Love (26:17)5. Billie Eilish - everything i wanted (30:19)6. Ed Sheeran - Photograph (37:30)7. Anson Seabra - Welcome to Wonderland (43:31)8. Frank Sinatra, Nancy Sinatra - Somethin' Stupid (47:36)9. The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (52:42)10. bbno$, Rich Brian - edamame (56:38)11. Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me (1:00:49)12. James Arthur - Say You Won't Let Go (1:06:28)13. Joji - Glimpse of Us (1:12:05)14. Fly Me to the Moon (Frank Sinatra rendition) (1:17:41)15. John Legend - All of Me (1:21:38)16. Boffalongo - Dancing in the Moonlight (Toploader rendition) (1:28:00)17. Smash Mouth - All Star (1:33:39)(No stream discontinuities.)
>>81587470Thanks bro
flayon is a WHORE
Last episode's waiting room is up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq-crnWB9Co
>>81588446StarsEN are whores, the sky is blue, etc.
>>81588446The sun is shining.
Holostars Rust doko
>>81588581Flayon hates kids confirmed
UNCHAIN UNCHAINED!
>>81589064
>>81588979more like Holostars ARK doko
>>81589064this will make baby trapping him even better
>>81589426Not enough interest to justify making a server
>>81589426Hakka I know you are /here/ the game has dinos, you know?
>>81589076Anon... Unchained never existed... let it go
>>81589426nah
>>81589076>>81589765Most likely, any person with enough authority to greenlight the corrected MV is probably on their weekend, so it's unlikely that the song will be unchained before Monday JST.
>>81588581So uhVG gets 3 videos but HQ gets 2 on their own anniversary?
>>81589951jesus christ...
STARTING SOON! GET IN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PannrVWSVsUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PannrVWSVsUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PannrVWSVsU
>>81590054Maybe they shouldn't have lost half their members in a year
>>81584229 (Me)fuck, the livechat isn't processed yet, can't grab Hakka's messges to get a rough timestamp
KEK
shinri vs all the others? kek
>Shinri vs the otherskek
incredible, we already know who wins
Shinri clears easy.
>>81590054Technically they get two episodes, but one is a two-parter.
>oh they're just hanging aroundkek
>mannequinsoh no
did somebody say CONTENT WARNING
>>81590781MAKE IT STOP
>Hakka says "oh my god" mildly>counts as a screamrigged
UNCHI
BIRD CORRECTION NEEDED
>>81591032CORRECTED, in video
>>81590781now THIS is rigging
What the fuck counts as a scream?
wtf management is going crazy with these "screams" count
>>81591579Just getting jumped I guess
>>81591181ganchan...
>>81591579anything as a response. all shinri's ooos and aaas are being counted
>>81591579shinri is not a screamer, they gotta get creative
>Counting the "oh shit a rat" meme as a screamkek
>"oh shit a rat!"????
>(unintelligible)>Clearly calling something slimyESL-chan...
>what kind of hospital is this, mans?mane-san please
mans mention
MANAGEMENT IS /HERE/ (again)
>mans
THEY'RE /HERE/ (REAL)
>>81592364/MANS/AGEMENT
these ESL ass captions
>>81592481please don't be mean with manesan!
>>81592481They're terrible, I wonder who did them.
Oh wow that woman got Shinri good, that's the most terrified I've ever heard him KEK
This episode is so long
Now I'm horny thinking about Shinri making those noises in bed
>>81592890>Exploring the WORLD'S LONGEST haunted hospital
>>81593064I thought it would've just been quick jump cuts between the two, not a whole ass half hour special
>>81593064apparently its almost 1 kilometer in total length
i know shinri was hard as hell after this
Hakka is a rratmonger...
I wanted them to take turns of who went in the front, Hakka is only able to joke so much because he's in the back
wow this place looks so fucking cool
>>81592364>>81592365>>81592412now kiss, mans
>This is just Altare's basement
>FUCKING SLIPS AND DIESKEEEEEK
NOT BETTEL FALLING KEK
bettel.....
>he fucking slipped
>Mechabird are not screamersNahone
>He fucking slipped and fellKEK
>competition where nothing happens to the loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq-crnWB9Cohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq-crnWB9Cohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq-crnWB9Co
>
are they gonna torment VG in that school?
>>81594243Roru. Rumao even.
>>81594115THAT'S BULSHIT, WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT HAKKA AND FLAYON IN THE FRONT TOO? THEY WERE CONTENT WITH LETTING BETTEL GET SCARED SO THE TWO WERE RELAXED
>>81594115flayon is too autistic to get scared
>>81594115they had bettel as a buffer, that ain't fair
>>81594243Made for ryona
>>81594407Bettel is the money maker, they need to milk that as long as they can
>>81594243watching bettel writhe on the floor and not helping him up ToT
>>81590054HQ+VG in the last one. FULL TEMPUS video!
So I suppose the School is gonna be some sort of escape room? That's cool, but I thought it would be Axel and Altare
>>81594115Half of shinri’s noises were moans, gasps and whimpers (ToT) whereas Bettel was constantly pissing himself and slipped on his own shit, these counters are rigged
>>81587470thank you! mwah!
>>81592712one of his rare actual screamshttps://x.com/ShinriOOC/status/1817036913477312971
>>81594952Yeah, that was legit, never heard him do that kek
>>81594838who cares about the counters. i bet koipanions and bettelion are gonna use that video to jerk off from now on
>>81594952what a goofy noise kek
>>81592712GIWTWM
>>81594829>>81595157Mama hears you and answers you
>>81594952Thanking management for this one.
The special announcement? A final video where they test out the new Tempus dildos and they have a competition of who moans the least.
>>81595157>WHERE ARE THE KIDS?!Looking for scared crying Shotare and Shotaxel UUUOOOOHHHH ToT
Thread on life support...
that woman was so concerned about bettel at the end she jumped at him kek
