Last minute edition>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOd7TzBxT7Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NDBs-J-wtQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn7gPNgZcO0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVD07LqY3L4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFdy-KluqTg>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>Jong news: The Touhou mahjong client is out. Now you can play mahjong as your favorite hentai doujin character and it better be Marisa- Khubie: She's a hag now btw, but very good at jong (East)- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmJoGX3HICs>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky yaku is... Toitoi. Just pon everything and win!Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/doko>>>/vg/mjgPrevious thread: >>86356202
JongMajsoul Friends Room 52830(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=52830
KILL IT AARRRGHHHH DIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Vtubers fear meNyaggers fear meJongers turn their eyes away from me as I callNo saint dare discard a tile in my presenceI am alone on this barren earth
>>865013163/4
well jonged
>>86490247wj
>>86490247WJ
>>86501316Started
Hi /jong/!
>>86502208hi!
>>86502208Hi fren
>>86502208Hi Steve! Wait, WHO are you?
pj
>>86501316well jonged
>>86501316WJ
>>86501316WJ, have a good night /jong/
DO NOT ‘BUMP’ THE THREAD! IT IS AGAINST THE RULES! REMEMBER DO NOT ‘BUMP’ THE THREAD!!!
Nikai-dou...
It is my belief that there is only 1 of each famous X. All other famous Xs must be exterminated. There can only be one.
God, has it been another year? I'm turning to dust...
the hat isn't even on Yuzu
>>86511510Yuzu should be in the hat.
>>86508572I would never
Hina's playing mahjong in Yakuza right now https://www.twitch.tv/hinabobina
odds I jack offevens I jack off0 I kill myself
guys why is there a birthday hat on yuzu?
>>86514161its party time
>>86514096Further providing proof that post rolls are rigged to force anons to jack off and do nothing positive like real sex or unhime
Riichi shitty finally got a good collab, but my wife's voice sounds weird and you can't get the traphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHkgkGPo5T8
>>86514228but...the person rolling decides what to put for the options? If I really wanted to kill myself, I'd say1-9 killing myself0 jack off
>>86514307you hacked the website you liar please do not deceive the anons because you want us to cum
>>86514307MIKOANON, no! Don't do it, you have much to live for such as SEX with JONGERS!
>>86514305Had this collab been alluded to already? I swear I already knew this was happening. Maybe I just thought my prophetic dream was real.
>>86514899just /mjg/ shitposting afaik or knowers
>>86514979frank is trying to destroy /mjg/ with this collab
>>86515031Not if I destroy it first
>>86515061Stupid blonde kodomo you are always causing trouble! Jong correction is needed!
>>86517802I guess you don't need to put her on the updated list of jong streamers
>>86517963Teacher, whomst've?
>>86518030https://www.youtube.com/@futabamegu she had some streams linked here
steins gay
We should kill stein and appropriate the communal gate
I don't watch anime or read vns
>>86519780Last anime i watched was seasons 1 and 2 of re zero. While i really liked it that was ~7 years ago and i dont think anime will hit the same anymore
evens roll for RC collabodds roll for Xenia0 jack off
>>86514228>>86520380
>>86520380
I told you. The miko rigged the numbers to “prove” 4chan doesnt want to cum. Well there's your proof. 4chan wants you to masturbate and blow jizz onto your little belly. Mikoanon lied and needs breeding correction
>>86520451Mikoanon has to have a train run on mikoanon by every jonger. Every jonger will cum as deep as they can until mikoanon is pregnant. We will never know who the father is, unless one of you is a nigger or french. This is punishment for mikoanons shenanigans
I sleep. Nini
>>86521100nini
ccant nini brain go brrrrrrr
Page 9 BLAST! can an OC anon edit in ‘page 10’ or something in the beam path?
I could but I won't
>>86525611
>>86518065every vod is member only content
>>86527636why do women do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqEgaqUrbUsMahjong chicken feat. Shibukawa
>>86534813who's shibukawa
Sorry Jongers... I want to stream but I keep having stuff come up...
JongLocal Yaku, 4 red 5's, 100k starting points, 200k points to winMajsoul Friends Room 19313(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=19313
>>86537681This guy can't play a normal mode....
>>86537681I'm not going in that room
>>86537769Wanted something special for today
>>865376812/4
>>865376813/4
>>86537681Started
witness my power
STOP DOING THAT
>>86514979That was me shitposting, I didn't think my collab wish would be granted by a monkey paw. I hate RC and will never give them a single dollar.
I forgot the 200k to win...
why do you guys do this to yourself?
>>86539817Its the game that never ends!
im going to get shadowrealmed outtttt
Just learned one friend I haven't seen in years is now a vtuber. She was so fucking hot 8 years ago, I'll forever cherish that one pic I have of her in black lingerie.
>>86539926No doxx please
>>86526289Thanks fren
Alright, I just got here and I expect at least ONE of you to get naked.
>>86537681WJ
>>86537681thanks for the game, good night /jong/
>>86537681wj
>>86537681ggwell! jonged! fun game!
What's your rarest xapi, /jong/? Time to brag about your collection
>>86543669Post the Jelly version plox.
>>86543914nta but here you go
Jinjin 393/3200https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNzUcS6xJLQ
>>86543985Thanks right in the kokoro.
>>86543985
>>86539817>has never experienced the joy of local yaku + four red 5s + blitz + no tips + no open tanyao + 200k to win + 4 han minimum + 75k starting + open hand
ryan is so cute
>>865459314 han shibari would be fine if dora counted
I topped twice in a row in open hand last night, I could probably win a Washizu mahjong tournament
>>86546249why didn't you win the washizu autotable tourney
doko
>>86547482We don't play mahjong here. We just masturbate and thirst over Jellyjonger, sometimes both.
evens post a kokoodds you post a koko0 jack off
You heard him anon, post a koko. I’m at work
>>86547789Majsoul Friends Room 35044(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35044
>>86548186Would be extra perfect if a pool table would fit
>>86548450That's what she said!
>>86549049If an anime girl can fit a bike up there while riding the next step is playing pool
Reminder that in preparation for the potential WW3 /jong/ is strictly rationing slurs such as nigger, tranny, and faggot to 3 a post.
Damn I was just about to post my manifesto. I don’t think it’ll be worth it if I have to make several posts. Sigh…
what's gookmoot's end game here
I never post slurs
>>86552575Literally 1984
>>86553319Cut back on election season spam lmao
yeah real tired of seeing all the [political side you like]niggers spamming their shit everywhere honestly
>>86553319What did he do? Is there a 3 slur limit? testNiggerFaggotRetardJonger
>>86555785you fool retard isn't a slur
Hi /jong/!cynthia-0.png
>>86556131did we run out of images?
>>86556131Aiharamai-0.png
>>86556131Imposter.
Jonghttps://youtu.be/z9tuklC_sfY
>picture of my fat cock that fills women with unimaginable lust.png
>>86556131We're not rationing images, just slurs
>>86556223
>>86556268>khubieshe lurks jong? get the fuck out of here, woman. this thread is for cute males only.
It's for fat balding ojisans
Agreed. Big adults should take care of us
>>86556391>lurksI think she's pretty overt about it
Lurkers, pah.
Snake is jonginghttps://www.twitch.tv/kiasnassa
>>86556906Just look for the seagulls circling overhead looking for dead fish.
This nightmare will only end... When the seagulls cry
>pdfshan't
>>86560640damn bro that's crazy
>>86560640I advertise that i'm schizophrenic and this is retarded even to me
don't die on me yet
Odds I use my tenga again even though I was too lazy to clean it last time
>>86564285Stop making these posts!
>>86564285Please clean it.
I love my boyfriend
these tulpas are getting uppity
>>86564515>captain's infamous moan during league was his boyfriend under his deskI believe it.
>>86564615
I'm never gonna reputationally recover from this
Here, The Legend of The Ghostly Gooner was bornhttps://files.catbox.moe/l9zdjq.mp4
>>86564898>captain can get a man to pleasure him under his deskWhat's your excuse, femanon.
>>86565341I'm not a man.
>>86565385So?
>>86565385grim
>>86565409Men only want other men to suck off under the desk.
>>86565460CopeYou just have no rizz
>>86565385I would fuck you under the desk femanon as long as you arent fat or ugly and dont call the cops
post a tenga room
Sometimes I wonder if my standard for physical attractiveness is too high. Im no looker myself but i would hate to lie to a girl in my league
>>86566768Post a girl that's BARELY passable
I have no desire to date
you anons are weird jong! with anons! (weird, cute, male)Majsoul Friends Room 64530(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64530
>>86566887Alright **
I already told you this is a fat balding ojisan general, no cute males!
new friend?
>>86567028No friends
cute new friend! i hope you become cute and male!
sorry redhead-kun, i wanted to ron the new friend...
i did it! i ronned the new friend! welcome to jong!
I think it's an /mjg/ anon who doesn't want to get marked
Why is jellyjonger such a bully, the /mjg/ anons that came to play with /pcg/ skipped rons on me and only tsumod
>>86567825i'm not a bully, okay? i just like bullying cute boys
>>86567924isn't N**** a girl's name?
>>86567924>jellyjonger is confirmed cute gay boy
Jellyjonger is scary...
>>86567961i imagine it's a play on the word tanyao nomi
the rigged ippatsu eh
>>86566912WJ
well jonged! welcome to jong, new friend! now fill this form, please.
Well jonged, sorry about killing the Aru-friend
>>86566768I feel the opposite, I'm also not particularly good-looking, but I tend to think girls my league or below are probably too far above for me to make a move (Usually slightly chuuby girls that all the guys around me say are landwhales)
>>86566878From the first couple hundred posts on r/amiuglyBottom of the attractive listhttps://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/1fr2yuc/27f/BARELY PASSABLE for dating but not attractivehttps://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/1fn46kt/f25/Lowest tier asian girlhttps://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/1fmddk3/f21/
>unironic r*dditor
Sexhaver anon here, real life isn't mahjong, there are no girls outside our league, so go out there and start making moves.
>>86569380Name me a single place to find a wide assortment of women who skew towards the physically unattractive end of the spectrum
>>86569383Lies. Take the black pill.
>>86569321I think your standards are right on point. I just wouldn't date your barely passable out of fear my skull gets pierced by that nose but I agree someone from Israel or Argentina would have no issues.
>>86569515https://www.tiktok.com/@shopsoftcore/video/7322572235179445547?lang=es
>>86569845I really hope you had to spend a lot of time looking for that...whatever that is
>>86568728
>>86569383I don't think attractive women wouldn't want me because I'm mid at best, more because I'm a poor conversationalist and find socializing painfully exhausting
>>86570004thank you, new friend! you are now officially a citizen of jong! we allow dual citizenship here, so don't worry about renouncing your previous citizenship!
>>86570004>ohio*sniff sniff* theres a fellow liker nearby...
best news i've heard all day for sure
>>86570004This is your famous xenon headlight speaking...
I'm from Ohio
https://poal.me/60ry5e
>>86568728Sure
>>86571864This is your xigooner speaking...
The famous Gooner-X
>>86571864>leiah
>>86572035
The good thing about this place being so slow is that you can take 20 minutes to make OC for a reply and the thread won't have moved an inch from where you left it.
>>86573804then explain why the thread kept getting bumped before I could use this
>>86573999That was me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPEb5ptgHuk&ab_channel=JellyCh.%E3%80%90PhaseConnect%E3%80%91 NO WAY
>>86575003reminder to thank Shiina for this cringekino stream that is going to get Jerry canceled
>>86575003Um. mahjong? I'm kidding. Jelly love.
wow, i like jelly's new look! she still sounds kinda autistic though...
i want to cum in jelly
Jelly is my wife
I made both of those posts
this game is so painfully unsubtle
Is Jelly aware of all the internet-leftist references in the game or is she just confused like Panko?
self insert myself into jelly if you know what i mean
not gonna lie this 3 minutes is the longest ive watched a jelly stream
Coño they're after us!
>>86576608I miss most of them because of timezones, but I've enjoyed the ones I've been awake for
jerrys coping on behalf of her chat awwwww
Jelly should jong
>>86580118yeah, with me
>crow lewds on my twitter timeline>check out artist>futa crow
>shitposts on my mjg>check out jong>dead
>>86582312Jerry and Pippa overlap, /jong/ never stood a chance
>>86582419the jelly stream was too brown seagirl basedpilled + mahjong to look at jong
honestly, i would bully jelly so hard until she cries. then reassure her that she has no one else but me to depend on.
honestly, Jelly owes me more streams where she can barely contain her racism/sexism/whatever ism making fun of dustborn is
Does anyone have that "likers could be here" webm? I forgor to save it and can't find it on Warosu
likers are everywhere. they could even be inside you right now
>>86585274>famous image of pippa and lia fucking
Nevermind, after autistically going through past threads and Ctrl+Fing "likers" I found it
Matatabihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CFOGya6NUI
Hina is also playing mahjong https://www.twitch.tv/hinabobina
Jelly you need to jong
Nobody should jong. Not even once.
>>86587939(You) (male, cute) should JONG with ME (male, cute)
>>86588391>(cute, male)Proof?
>>86588536*cums on you (male, cute)* mahjong
Mahjong!
>>86588817mahjong
evens ranked until I get a 4thodds ranked tonpuu until I get a 4th0 arts and crafts
>>86588989oof, sucks to be you buddy
Evens normal masturbationOdds masturbation using toys0 I give my dick a break tonight
>>86589159if it's good enough for furry it's good enough for me
>>86589173I hope the toys are clean this time
>>86589299
The toys are always clean because xapitan is not a dirty whore.
Why do you let them slander you like this
I sneak in and lick the toys clean while he sleeps
>>86589506Don't do it anon. That's how you get cancer
>>86589299I'm using a vibrator on my glans and it never contacts semen or anything when I use it (well, maybe precum sometimes) so it's fine.
I think likers should leave
>>86589477it is what it is
>>86589582you wouldn't say that if you looked at the oshi list
>>86589846
giwtm
Evens I JongOdds I sleepZero I try not to wake up
>>86590814grim
>>86590814https://www.twitch.tv/polybivs_nova
evens I don't joodds I don't jo 0 I jo
evens I bump the thread odds I "bump" the thread 0 I let the thread die
I don't want to jong
Sorry but you have to, thems da rules
Evens I shower and sleepOdds I play something fun0 I post a room (3-Player, 1 Game, 3+5s)
Skip the shower
Evens I ejaculate to SEX with LITTLE GIRLSOdds I flip a coin between starting a koko and playing fighting games with anons on another board0 I do the same thing as evens but in real life
Play fighting games with us
>>86595986I can't, it would be off topic(Fighting games did win the coinflip though)
>>86596123they might be on topic in /doko/
>>86596216Give up, anon. He hates us.
>>86596216Maybe but I'm going to play with the GBVS people instead if they turn upAlso, to avoid getting too far off topic with my drunk ass to help my sober ass in the near future, how actually the fuck do people avoid dealing in when someone calls riichi in the first three or four discards? Almost every time it happens I feed an ippatsu ron to someone
>>86589629Post the list.
Netplay is ass come over instead
I'll touch your fightstick at the meat up
I'm not going to France
>tfw /jong/ers will never touch my ouioui
I'm not going to France.
je ne vais rien au france
frankbros we fucking lost
>>86602200This confirms the mjs x hitman collab
>>86602200leaf spotted
>leaves>bongs>frenchesThis thread is a hive of scum and villainy
>>86604465Wouldn't want it any other way.
Can't believe we fucking died
I killed the /jong/er
>>86607182You. Stop that.
>>86607755Me behind pankers pulling her coon buttplug
PANKO THE ITALIAN DRAGON MANKO
>>86607755>>86607979Duble dubs followed by reaps this is a sign of mankos providence
>>86607979pov: you lost your freedom in a game of mahjong and your new master is waiting for you to service her.
*hoards dora to start dropping them after she riichis*Oh nyoooooo not again
I’m not saying I want to be a sex slave but femanon if you need someone to suckle your toes and do dirty things, I’m here.
why are you guys like this...
Being a sex slave to Panko is a terrible fate.She expects to be serviced before and after stream.During her after stream sessions she is usually very pent up and has a full bladder. She demands oral sex and ends up peeing directly into your mouth.If you spill a single drop of her fluid she will force you to lick it from the floor while she presses your head down with her bare foot.Then she'll make you masturbate for her amusement while she insults you.>I can tell you like it, anon. Most guys would be to embarrassed to get it up, but not you. Ara ara, what's that face your making? Getting close? Go ahead and cum for me, you pig.Surely not a single anon desires this fate.
>>86609400 (me)Author's note: I will never forgive vtubers for making me realize I'm a switch
>>86609346I just have a lot of pent up sexual mahjong energy when I’m at work.
All the women ive been with have been submissive bottoms. I wish a nice lady would take charge of me some day
koko, post panko clarity editionMajsoul Friends Room 81144(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81144
>>86611460bit of a quiet time innit
>>866114602/4>>86611621sure is, will keep it open for 10 more minutes in case ppl want to join
>>86611621I'm at work.
>>86611460started!
>>86611711>only 10 minutesI remember waiting 3 hours in the pcg tourney
Oh by the way (You) have to bake
Don’t bake anon, be a good boy. No more bread.
>Tenma jonged before anon did with her modelhttps://www.twitch.tv/tenma
>>86612826No matter how big your hand is, a tanyao will end it all truly in action
>>86612826>daisangen iishanten cucked by tanyao nomi
Can't work bake today. Boss is visiting so you're on your own.
I will bake
>>86611460WJ
ngl, gotta admire her commitment to playing Bronze rooms despite being A2. If you have a basic grasp of the fundamentals, Bronze is harder than Silver because any assumption you could usually make based off your oponent's actions goes as the window, due to the fact you're playing against shiny button pushers
>>86611460Thanks for playing, was fun.Need food.
>>86611460
>>86611460WJ everyone! I will never recover from not having the cake emote
Mhm yummy >>86613650
>>86613626at least you won't know the pain of having it ripped away again
>>86613560Dont tell him this is true for silver…and gold…and jade
Finally lost my /jong/ virginity. And got the first ranked win in 17 games... I will remember this day.
>>86614093Post pics of getting ronned inside
>>86614440No pictures on a blue board. It was an orgy, kans left and right and center. Exstasy.
>>86614611
