>Cardslop simulator part 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXK3Ow6Y6Fo>STREAM CARBONATED LOVE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjNNpw2x2dUhttps://cover.lnk.to/FxqFcg>MerchRyS>Promise Anniversary merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_promise_an1st>Promise Mini serieshttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holomini_vocal_promise>ME and my bean wifeRyS https://www.makeship.com/products/irys-plush>ENReco https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_enigmaticrecollection>Jet taghttps://hyte.com/store/hololive-english-2nd-concert-breaking-dimensions-tags/acc-hyte-jet-irys>BD Merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_2nd_concert_madetoorder>Fanhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holokatsu_bigfan_brightoutfitver>SmolRyS plushie rerunhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_beegsmolpromise?variant=45353007448284>Clear folderhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_clearfolder?variant=45047048077532>Starter Merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveenstartergoods_minitape?variant=44512935641308>2024 Valentines merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2024?variant=44476441952476>2.0 Plushiehttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivefriends_irys>Acrylics https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivesummer2023_acrylicstand_ssp_rerunhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_3dacrylicstand?variant=44100998725852https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivecloset_irys_1https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_nyacrylicstand?variant=43727412986076>Voicepackshttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_rinksiderivalryvoicehttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_4types_extremelovevoice?_pos=10&_fid=f372cd2e4&_ss=chttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_backtoschoolvoice?_pos=13&_fid=f372cd2e4&_ss=chttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveacademyvoice_summercamparc_hololiveenglishhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/startingvoice_iryshttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/irys_bd2022https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/irys_an1st?variant=43119987720412https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2023?variant=43779072688348>OMOCAT merchhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en>Archives (Songs, Clips, Spaces, Misc.)https://mega.nz/folder/91EUXBqT#uuMZYZmL5cUbXZcDGMCwig (Updated Karaoke)https://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q (Ancient and dead)https://rentry.org/irysoundbits>Originalshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw07nf_D8u-g6a3_MdLWVdIc>Moment of my Lifehttps://youtu.be/_4Rfg8R4lOUhttps://cover.lnk.to/momentofmylife>Gravityhttps://youtu.be/fevB6h3-kfEhttps://cover.lnk.to/Gravity>One Step at a timehttps://youtu.be/HY6OVi3q9F8https://cover.lnk.to/OneStepataTime>Quarter Braveryhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nwlYvw84zCT0GqWr1pVku3bscruaiGlXAhttps://cover.lnk.to/QuarterBravery>Covers and Collab songshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw2Wlox1cPU2-WGM5VmMYR8mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcSuSzbj38Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcVyYmVOi1Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlsBfDYw2nkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv7zqJhKoVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypA_XpQWSn0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njqQ3niSUqshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwZMBnPx4cohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJcFVlawXAwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpbpwXAEJl4https://youtu.be/HrT8Oon9Kxshttps://youtu.be/3pzh6AaXi9shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w3zoAbxkbohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAO-w9stKAUhttps://youtu.be/FPzV-3vLRd8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5yHLKwdng>Channel / Twitterhttps://youtube.com/channel/UC8rcEBzJSleTkf_-agPM20ghttps://twitter.com/irys_en>IRyS Status/ Milestones / Karaoke / SCshttps://irys.moe>Previous Thread>>87215085Report all "irys" posters, numberfags, and British, post cute IRyS pictures, do NOT feed cheebs
*sip* Ah... I never thought to ask but is there a summer uniform version for this?
!
whats with all of the japanese?
Interesting, I need to adjust my chat timing now that she has HC...
IRyS big cock! y
eroRyS my beloved
>>87279500I don't think IdolA ever released the summer outfit
Did she say how long she will stream today
NGL is stream really sucks compared to the first one.
>>87280070Nope. She'll probably procrastinate as hard as she possibly can
>>87279784Historically reproduced above die out rate for hundreds of years but that has changed in modern years.
does this game really just devolve into opening card packs
Posted last thread but did she grind offline?
>>87280167>DevolveThat's been what it was from the start she's nearing the end of the gameplay loop too
>>87280217She did
>>87280217yeah met. TCG Card Shop Simulator
when is she gonna start playing good games?
$600 keyboard. Breaks after 1 year of use.
>>87280217She said on members that she played more offstream
>>87280217She already said she did last stream
>Most loyal customer that literally helped build your shop>A few complaints about your insane prices are all it takes to turn on him >Multiple customers are complaining about it tooKeep this in mind
there are probably love hotels with light-up beds
>>87280408>Keep this in mindThat you are gay?
I used to have a racecar bed
>>87280408Intake plenty of saline so your skull doesn't lose saltiness
im an only child and I demanded a bunk bed as a kidI had one and slept on the top
any pokeman card players here?Is there any benefit to throwing a babymon onto the field other than some kind of sacrificial play? Or are they relegated to baby cup rules or something
>>87280592My sister and I had one and I slept on top but sometimes we'd sleep together
>>87280629that's hot
>>87280592Who slept underneath you?
>>87280304>>87280308Ohhh right I forgot
>>87280629good for you anon
>>87280669my empty social life
This woman wants her health problems if she's going to treat her body so poorly
I love IRyS!
She's taking a shit again
>>87280851Yeah, me
who else is eating miso soup rn
>>87281697not me but now I’m gonna drop by an asian market tomorrow
>>87281697I'm not an asian
>>87281838neither am i but that didn't stop me
>>87281697Shepherd's pie and beer for me.
the japanese original, curry, and seafood aren't too hard to find in burgerland at least
She has really interesting concerns
>>87282352they're expensive as hell though
>>87282352Thanks to tiktok and youtube trends a lot of asian products are very common here now. Downside? Shit that was dirt cheap is now astronomically expensive because of foodie trends, oxtails used to be dirt cheap for example.
Regular cannot satisfy IRyS
>>87281697there was a time where I ate that 2-3x a day and it made my poop really soft and sticky for a month. I hate the feeling when taking a shit
That's why I don't SC a lot so she doesn't come to assume that level from me, I get more out of yellows than paypigs do out of reds.
>pigni
Is IRyS the picture of a good health?
>>87283108She's in for a rude awakening in 2025
>>87283150kysthat won't happen
nonstop cumming with IRyS
>>87283150I'll apologize in advance.
>>87283401You can't fight nature Jack
alright i guess i'll open some of holo ws boxes i have
is anyone here playing this exact same game while watching her do this?
>>87283854Of course not
I feel like IRyS is talking a lot to keep herself awake today.
>>87283894She's kinda just out of it, it always happens on sleeping pill arcs. Plus she's frazzled since she's on her period and stressed out that she has to do momRyS stuff today
she's too pure for this world
You both sound dumb she's cute.
Her lack of real world experiences is so apparent today
Empty
IRyS opens almost all of her card stocks for sales...
>>87284294And people buy them. She's a scammer
>>87284272she grew up on the internet but doesn't know surface level stuff, it's incredible
>>87284294Isn't that how you run a card business?
>>87284382She's never had to struggle financially or support herself so she doesn't realize how silly some of the shit she's saying is
>>87284462And that's a good thing. The real world is too cruel for her.
>>87284509Yeah this. HimeRyS is fine as she is
Amorous
NerdRyS is hot
Did she say what time she has to end today?
>>87285148before onsen
This is NTR
this dumb brat
WhoreRyS...
masterseductRyS my erotic…
I'm giving her a low Yelp score if she doesn't speak enough english or removes those glasses
Next thread won't be buttercups
the dear fag is starting to call her hun now ew
>>87285648That's been a thing for months, there's also another person pulling that dear shit.
>>87285648What's next for him to call IRyS?
I'm going to call her mommy
her knight in shining armor...
UPSKIRTING IRYS
the mathhead is speed
im gonna call her bun
>>87287033
>>87287066pyon~
Have fun at the onsen IRyS
It's not recent slang hagRyS...
Still reading while listening to her. But is wearing a choker like this common? With a pendant thing in the back? Are they all like this?
>>87287142How would you know? Are you also a JK?
ROCK ROCK
A girl older than her knowing that is sad for both of them
Someone explain the chicken Parker
shes hungry for that bussy
Why's she being a whore for this guy
>>87287684Because I'm fast
>>87287684Her NTR/cuck fetish.
ook ook
Oh my God that delivery
>>87287684because he’s fast. which means more cums
Destiny still existing is baffling who enjoys that slop?
>she likes it quickI have a chance
>>87287817Destinyfags
>>87287726We’re crossing into SEA hours. ook ooks are gonna increase.
>>87287863Too many periods detected
>>87287863I don't get why they camp this thread just to ook.
>>87287893Are you on your period? You can read it all the same.
>>87287941Type like a sane person
>>87287970Sane people use grammar.
I want to get IRyS pregnate but I’m worried the baby will be retarded. What should I do? Also Penguindrum based….Also doesn’t know what a booster pack is…yeah my question is valid.
My goodness how is chat so retarded that they cannot explain what a booster deck is..."It boosts your deck", that is so retarded, untrue, and even misleading.
>>87288058then what does it mean, smarty-pants?
>>87288040You don't have to worry because I'll father her for you.
>>87288085It's a small pack of random new cards.
>>87288110so you could say that it "boosts" your deck with more cards?
>>87287982If we automatically know you're 1 of 3 main schizos here by the way you type then nah
>>87288094will your sperm offset her retard eggs?
>>87287903Hatewatching a cute girl like IRyS reminds them how their unironic roasties will always pale in comparison, ooking is the only natural reaction when confronted with that depressing reality
>>87288136No, because that implies something like what IRyS thought, that the cards are all 'buff' cards. It also implies that the cards are more powerful than what you would get in other random packs, which is not necessarily true.
>>87288040>pregnate
>>87288167Being more schizo than the people you are trying to insult... Oof.
>>87288205sorry, i meant perganet
>>87288178Post pits, Mane-chan
boosting all over the place with IRyS
>>87288221Just stating a fact. Sorry it hit too close to home for you, buddy.
boosting hagRyS' fertility
>>87288178Ook ook
>>87288403Fuck off deadbeat
>>87288418Booster Pack is in fact a small pack meant to give your deck a boost!If this makes you feel like the cards should be stronger than other packs, congrats, the lowest fucking floor of comprehension has been passed and you are being marketed to.
>>87288546Literally nothing about 'boosting' your deck, retard.
Fileanon’s autism gives Britranny a run for his money sometimes
>>87288863I'd say he's worse now since he does all the same stuff Britranny does
she'll start SC reading at 5:15
>>87288715Areyoucitingwikipediayouspilteggyolkmotherfucker.flac
holy shit she's still going, what has she been talking about for the last 2 hrs?
>>87289056Nothing really
>>87289066yea, based on the thread it seems so. now back to watching
>>87289009I just googled where the term 'booster pack' comes from, and absolutely nothing made even the slightest implication of ''boosting' your deck, so rather than copying something like the Yu-gi-oh wiki or an article 'what is the difference between the 9 types of Magic booster packs', I went with a short paragraph that proves you wrong about the etymology.
>>87289056UmShe's a sexy jk that was won over by the power of mathAnd was drinking soup
IRyS builds Auschwitz
Oh no...IRyS is so retarded...
IRyS that urge you're feeling is because your eggs are crying out for me, you don't need to collect cards or keyboards.
Also at this point I am thinking; fudge Pokemon. Going after PalWorld with bull-poop patents it a trash-dick move.They haven't made a good Pokemon game in what, a decade?
>>87289536arceus was 2 years ago
>>87279500>>87280010I made one but it feels weird to publish another version for such a simple edit that i did in like 10 minutes
IRyS is the アイリス poster
>>87289748I love her
>>87289688Mind at least dropping the coordinate card
>>87289834If this thread is still alive in the next 4 hours im not in my pc
what's the highest card she's gotten so far?
>>87289904Gotcha, though I may not be awake in 4 hours
"I want a black one"Blacked arc soon
>>87289536Sun was three years ago
Ook ook ook
>>87290018>>87278035
IRyS' fast fingers
IRyS's blatant evil lies give her luck.
Will she end soon enough to raid Bae?Will she even notice Bae is streaming?
>>87290251and how exactly did you notice?
>>87290251Nobody gives a shit about Bae. She's going to keep playing until she has to leave
>>87290289The Mumei thread.
>>87290251What is she even streaming at bumfuck o clock
IRyS is so retarded...
So what are you doing while watching IRyS’ stream that’s surely improving your quality of life…
>>87290155>evilThis is the only good kind of lie. Her wanting to stay longer with us and ignoring her mom
IRyS only us Americans will get this
>>87290384gaming
>>87290384I finished the new Zelda
>>87290384Relaxing. It's too early to be productive
"Complex sleep behaviors including sleep-walking, sleep-driving, and engaging in other activities while not fully awake may occur following use of eszopiclone. Some of these events may result in serious injuries, including death. Discontinue eszopiclone immediately if a patient experiences a complex sleep behavior."Death is there.
My headaches are all gone! *Gets cancer, diabetes, and a stroke*
https://youtu.be/WR7teEjB_YU
We love Big Pharma in /Here/.
>>87290506It's bizarre that's a real thing, it's not even super rare...Then again who hasn't gotten drunk and beaten off then forgotten about it too
>>87290526I like medium pharma
I'm a loli pharma kind of guy
>>87290506house watchalong when?
How many more hours do you think IRyS will go...
>>87290506reminds me of my sexy learning disability, what was it called again?
the House MD youtube channel still uploads stuff, wouldn't be surprised if it's all on youtube by now
>>87290663Ugh...'sexlexia'.
>>87290647Enough
>>87290685Knock that off
>>87290736fine... I'll delete...
Man I remember when I used to watch myth and 5 hours was a long stream
>>87290816IRyS is hardening us up
>>87290826I'm hard alright
Oh my God my phone died its been five hours byerys forever
This dumb lying BUTT!
this game is terrible why are the holos playing itwere they payed off or somethingi am not enjoying this
>>87290917hololive is full of autistic girls
I'm almost level 26!
isn't the crow girl AI
>>87290826always bricked up for Irys
Erm, doesn't she have to leave in 10 minutes
>>87291039Ai is supposed to have not reincarnated
>>87290826literally diamonds specifically for her
>>87291074Prease undastand...she's retarded.
>>87291074she doesn't want to go
I hope her mother beats her.
>Bae begging IRyS to end just so she can raid her karaokeWhy must we suffer like this?
>>87291155what a dumb whore leech
I love her
Maybe she shouldn't get into collecting real cards
>>87291098Reincarnation isn't real anon, those babies were just fucking schizo
>>87291260she's collecting manga instead
Ok, last time I just did it to take the screenshot but then flipped it right back, but this time I'm leaving it to PUNISH her!
>>87291295*virtual manga
How is this girl not flicking the bean right now? She has literally zero self control.
>>87291369Too many drug side effects.
whats she even pulling for?
making it easier to come by turning the lights off
Cry more, idiot!
>>87291155Even if Baelz was the last vtuber on earth and the future of the entire vtubing industry depended on me watching her I still would not watch her.
Doesn't she need to leave now? Not that I wouldn't mind if she did supas.
>opens a bazillion packs>doesn't fill her sales display
>>87291515>empties her shelf>doesn't fill her shelf
That's not reading names, IRyS but I love you
Actually going fast today
>>87291544that's my job
This fudging retard.......
Onsen water mixed with IRyS' period blood is good for your health
This idiots got to stop fucking lying
>has to leave>"fast" supasHas momRyS come to terms with the fact that her daughter hates her?
>>87291308retardchama
>>87291640It's an ironic punishment, retard.She really should stop lying so much though.
>>87291598Its funny since its happened every time. Unless she straight up HAS to, she WILL read those supas after the game. There will not be a dedicated zatsu stream.Gotta applaud her for it.
I hope she doesn't think blue moons are blue
>>87291598 It’s ok, Bae had to come to the same terms when IRyS did the same to her during the Dishonored stream
Is it just me or do her ears look extra texturey today
yeah but she hates me the most
>>87291799could it be she still has two avatars, one over the other, at once?
>butler cafeThere is no way she didn't go to the host club with Mori
>Thousands of butlers
IRyS would spend all day forcing her butlers to sex her and not serve any customers.
she wants an army of butlers (all me)
>>87291870>sex herYou mean sex each other
>>87291870 (me)Sorry, I meant "forcing her butlers to sex each other"*
A reminder that IRyS does not see herself as a princess.
>>87291863She didn’t, cuckbeat. She already took kronii to a butler cafe before
>>87291577Ewwwwwwww
>>87291695>>87291725But you just know that if she were meeting dadRyS at the onsen she'd be on time.
>>87291926But I do <3
>>87291926she's so humble
>>87291941He'd understand if she were late, momRyS is going to beat her
IRyS is so desperate to be naked in public...
Okay but IRyS hates me the most and it isn’t even close.
>>87292004exhibitionRySt my beloved erotic
>>87292004She wants me to see her
>>87292008Who is this? You can't be Koianon anymore.
Can't she just jam a cork or something in her vagina
>>87291930He probably didn’t watch her bunny garden streams and saw how disgusted she was by how those clubs operate kek
>>87292008
>>87292046Not sure that's how it works. I'll have to inspect it to be sure though
>>87292046Prone to infection when girls are on period and Japan's etiquette isn't allowed that
>>87292051>disgustedDid YOU watch it?
IRyS watching that alone in a bathtub would be more depressing than killing yourself in that hotel room
>>87291998You're supposed to be picturing naked IRyS sitting in the onsen with her equally naked daddy.
>>87292095Yes. It also almost completely cratered her image of ASMR because of it
>>87292117>picturing naked IRyS sitting in the onsennta but I do that all the time already
>>87292184she had to change her underwear after that stream
all IRyS noises are cute noises (many are erotic)
So in 2-3 days
This is gonna be another short secret ending because of her constant lies :(
>>87292290Soon :(
Gravity Cheebs is eternal.
>>87292290I'm hoping for Monday JST
>>87292346Where is the period blood, Koianon?
i miss IRyS...
SHE'S GONEFUCK
>>87292373I'm down there absorbing it
>>87292324What's happening on Monday at JST hours? Unlikely
Raids to tree rat.Epic.
LMAO, Bae got fucking GHOSTED
>Raids risuEat shit brrat
eat shit baerys fags
I hope Risu brings back non-stop nut November this year.
>>87292427I don't know, what?
What is it about Bae that gets the ESLs here riled up? Nobody even mentioned her and you were preemptively seething about a raid you imagined.
>>87292548Scroll up tard
Did IRyS and Bae have a fight? whyy is she never raiding her :(
Why are these schizos schizo-ing out about Bae? Literally nothing happened.
all shitposting aside, irys and bae are still good friends right? i remember when Irys debuted bae was the first one she would always collab with or mention on stream.(also, was the first H-doujin of irys & bae) what happened? if anything happened?
>>87292548Oh, it's a schizo raid, they just made it obvious. Report and move on.
man they're really pissed, I've seen brrats shit up /wah/ too recently
>>87292548You deserve it for shitting up the thread by begging for my wife to end early just to raid your sewer rat
>>87292612(me)fuck, i honestly had no idea there were that many ratfags on here, i genuinely wanted an answer
It's that time of night again. Post Promise and hope the schizos kill themselves.
>>87292680they're gonna cope by saying they're very good friends offstream so they don't need to show it on stream or some shit
doing my part
>>87292708Weird how that's not the case with FlaRyS
>>87292739Not now, Mumei schizo!Also, Mumei's mumei 1 year anniversary was today, check out the merch!
notice how the cowardly cucks always hide behind the gen excuse everytime they shit up the thread
Reminder that the faggots that live in this thread ruined the anticipated kino Valentine’s BaeRyS stream with their schizo behavior. Everyone but these massive faggots love BaeRyS.
>>87292708Oh that’s the Mori cope. It’s kinda funny how Flare completely destroyed that narrative in one single year
>>87292708yea, i figured they'd cope with that. but the streams speak for themselves kekgod she has such a stupid fucking name too
>>87292793>mime and not jynx
>>87292793Would, because a Ms.MimeRyS would never lie to me about the end time like the real IRyS!
>>87292821Jynx is cancelled
>>87292821It's because IRyS talks with her hands
>>87292821We aren’t in 2021 anymore
>>87292765Seethe, faggot. My oshi will always love and prioritize me over your dead ship. Go back crying to your homo onahole
>>87292849lmao shiii you're right, perfect>>87292821>>87292864never, gen wonners will stay winning. or some shii idk i stopped caring about pokemon
>>87292821In the hierarchy of oppression, transsexuals are the most oppressed persons by number. Even more so than those of African descent. Therefore, Mr Mime (female) needs more global exposure..
>>87292988it's so funny whenever someone tries to pander to both of these at once and they end up fighting eachother
>>87292988Trannies don't qualify as "people". They're a circus freak show
>>87293082It would be nice if the first world thought that way but this is reality
>>87292904NTA but I hope India gets nuked
>>87292988i know deep in my heart Irys would look at a troon with absolute disgust
>>87293116She would be uncomfortable but she wouldn't be like that, look at her fans she's used to dealing with creatures.
>>87293116she keeps kronii around for some reason
>>87293180>kronii>korean gookchecks out
>>87293242oh so she was like that one friend all along
>>87293235seething about Bae won't magically turn you into a woman
>>87293242Being Korean isn't THAT bad. Now, being C*nadian? A fate worse than death.
>>87293322I’m not the one still seething about a valentine’s day stream that’s happened TWO YEARS ago lmao.
How can we help IRyS with her blood moon?
>>87293702I’ll put a baby in her
did she say what she might stream next time?
>>87294863Watcha da streams
>Day 11 passed>No Getto artI'm worried...
IRyS is a stupid whore
ook ook is extra feisty today
>>87295323Yeah, mine
I wonder what is IRyS doing at the onsen right now.
>>87295568locked in her tatami room playing splatoon
