Last Thread - >>88287030Stream - https://youtu.be/BRSyG87xGUIShort - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85NNg4K44lQPromise 1st Anniversary merch!https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_promise_an1stSchedule - Listen for the words of future streamsTwitter - https://twitter.com/ceresfaunaYoutube - https://www.youtube.com/@CeresFaunaMember VODs - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykcx9rP_92kQBKHyypOrew5a>New to Fauna? Suggested and Unarchived Streamshttps://rentry.org/faunarchiveOuter Wilds Playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykeI6Et74IZ5xwwu0Myqsvyx>Love Fauna, need more?Media - https://rentry.org/faumediaMerch - https://rentry.org/faumerch>Miss Fauna?Stream status - https://imissfauna.com/Ara Ara button - https://faunaraara.com/Reminder to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.
should put a reminder on merch its less than two weeks
even as a non-pikmin player ive heard a bunch of complaints about pikmin 3 and 4 in comparison to 1 and 2s difficulty
>>88479255I should kiss fauna on the mouth
Fauna has read several of my comments this stream shes definitely in love with me
Citadel of spiders
>>88479526I saw you >>88478761
>>88479713back in my day you could delete your own thread mistakes
Americans used to be able to move out on an internship wage? Did they take this from you?
>>88479773kek don't worry, you immediately attracted the schizo away from here. tactical error waterfoxling
>>88479671Rain of snails?
This is a big win for the blue population
boo!
Does she actually want to 100% this then
Water wraith
>>88480208I just wanna lay my head in there
>>88480161
horror game time
I take it this water dungeon the worst one
>>88481089The CBT dungeon is in the northern part of the map. This one wasn't that bad
>>88481089I will be a true test of fauna's problem solving ability
>>88481216Should be fine. She's always good unless she needs to take care of the well being of other creatures, or put in a panic inducing situation
2025 will be my year indiebros
>>88481415Silksong will come out for sure, haha...
>>88481415>>88481621It'll come out right after Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2 and Beyond Good and Evil 2
>>88479200thats the wrong last thread
Pikminification
>>88482089that sounds too strange
>>88482003Don't give it attention
>idol meeting once an hourSHES PREGNANT ITS FAUNOVER
Last Thread>>88367166
>>88482303She is becoming a blue pikmin
we have to talk her into the submerged castle. It's short and guaranteed kino
Jesus Christ woman
i love my tiny bladdered wife
Obviously she is worried about taking too long so she doesn't get it all out each time
>>88482363someone already sent a super chat but apparently there were two underwater dungeons (one you technically drain) so I'm not sure if she's aware of the correct dungeon to go to. but yeah I was hoping she would do it too
is her toilet in the same room how is she so fast
squeeb
>>88482491Yeah I'm in the room with her
You just know she's a squirter. I'm talking fountains bro. Niagara falls. You better pack a snorkel y'knowm'sayin.
>>88482436the drain one is the shower room and she's closest too. It's long, but easy. The other (castle) is further, but short and has a gimmick that will make her scream
>>88479200Last Thread - >>88367166>>88482003Oops
I pee as much as fauna I am actually getting checked out I have a hospital appointment in 2 weeks
>died to fall damage when it tried stealing another breadbug bodythats clever game design
>>88482904thats my image...
>>88482764Unless you are also a 100 pound Kirin who chugs four drinks without eating before stream, then yeah that's probably too much
It's really funny when she calls them yellows. Imagine the cancelations if there were black pikmin
>>88482904Stop bullying waterfox anon
>>88482904You've really gone off the deep end
Which dungeon did she go in
>>88483097citadel of spiders
>>88483187Is this one kino or cringe
>>88483223Do you just like not watch Fauna or something? The fuck did you come from
>in Pikmin 1's ending, the pikmin jumped on a bulborb by themselvesWhy did they forgor in the sequels?
>>88483308pikmin who die don't retain their memories
>>88483288I just wanted to know if it'll cause her mental pain from Pikmin loss or not...sorry if I'm missing important information
>>88483372Oh wait, this is the one with the spider robo boss. I thought it was a new one
>>88483372She's already done the dungeon, died to it and mentioned how much it mindbroke her like 5 times today. That's why I want to know where you came from.
>>88483475Am I not allowed to come into the stream mid-dungeon floor and ask the thread which one she entered
This physically hurt me
this MFer
Shes feeding again...
>>88483592Yes because if you weren't a tourist then you would've been paying attention to the whole stream now fuck off back wherever you came from
>>88483937Why are you pretending to be me? Pretty cringe.
>>88483223this one is just easy
Its a Pik1 boss!
Fauna still didn't do her visualizing 3D arc reps yet
>>88484211crum
cute fauna-pikmin noise
hoeh
another game beaten great job fauna
She did it!
>>88483937I can join whenever I want...
>>88484573 [me]Please dont play 3
yay
She's not done yet also please pay 3
Is this not the end?
Please don't play 3 and 4... at least give it a while
>>88484712Nyo
sounds like shes talking in tongues
>>88484763How much longer is it?
I'm drunk
Can't just go and say hitman week so casually someone might believe its not on the maybe pile
>>88484995any real fan would know it's not happening because it's not a collab
i love overolrd
>>88484947If she just wants to fight the final boss, it's in the furthest dungeon in the Wistful Wild. If she wants to do 100% she has to do another cave in the Valley of Repose, two in the Perplexing Pool, and three in the Wistful Wild, as well as a bunch of surface treasures.
why no hearts? I shouldn't care but I want some Fau Fau love
>>88485494NVM, spoke too soon. Got a heart. GILF. GN SAPS
>>88485494Meeting, retard.
>>88485554You don't deserve that heart because you whined about it
more streams tomorrowalso fauna mirage short eventually this week
>>88484995No Hitman because she's in the middle of a hardcore freelancer run, and she doesn't want to let down past Fauna by messing it up. Also she won't play story mode to practice
>>88485834its just silly because there was at least one superchatter not cutting their hair until she finishes it
>>88485653yes, but fauna loves me so she hearted me anyway
Is that why there's so many of those inane "wow congrats on beating this childrens game!" comments on vtuber videos because they just want to get a quick heart?
>>88486025Why would you give her that power, you know she'd enjoy abusing it
>>88487169Maybe he likes that.
Anybody recall a clip where Fauna says "one time I ate two donuts and got sick"? My friend and I like quoting it, but I don't remember what stream it's from and I'm driving myself crazy trying to find it.
>>88489883https://youtu.be/w7jqoGOp4QU?t=4237You can use Filmot to search a channel's autogenerated captions btw
>>88490793This is some good shit, thanks!
>fauna has eaten tortilla soupthats unexpected
>>88494785I'm surprised too. Usually my restaurant cooked the tortilla soup with the chicken in it already.
I love mommy Faufau
>>88496762over here the actual tortilla soup, its just thatno chicken or any extra stuff, I mean yeah you could add some chile but besides that nothing else
I love listening back to clips of old streams and hearing how much more confident around us she's become. It's super cute
I just had a dream where Fauna and I were cuddling and then I woke up and now I'm pissed cause I know that'll never be real. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WOMAN STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU
Need some conformation Fauna has a high sex drive. PLS send clips of her thirsting, I know they're rare but god I need her to want me like I want her
>>88498319>conformation NEETfeet...you tried this already
it just wants Fauna to be shiori so hard lol
>>88498319go away tourist
>>88499072i've been /here/ for 2 years
>>88499177>>88499072
>>88499295based breadfauna
>>88501444nice sketch
Did that anon ever post the finished clementine family art?
>>88499072Cute.
I LOVE FAUNA AHHHHHH
Say 'aaaah'
>>88508911Weird I know but I fantasize about cooking for her and then having us eat together
>>88509122That's no weirder than any of the other fantasies you see in this thread
>>88508911
>>88509122Yeah I also have a weird fantasy of dating her, getting married and having a loving family together. We would all live on a farm and raise livestock and grow crops and we would grow old and die together after sending our kids through college. Kind of a fucked up fetish but that's merely just a glimpse of my perverted mind.
>>88508911Oh boy I love dessert that turns me into a tree, aaaaaahn~
I know Fauna’s streaming today, but do we know what she’s streaming?
>>88512572tummy hort
>>88512572She didn't say, so wildly speculate.Maybe the 900k stream
>>88512907I think she lost confidence in her bit again. All she said was that she will most likely stream, so could be any game.
>>88512572Dark souls forgotten...If she wasnt planning some kind of hitman week id say that so probably something else
>>88511252>ywn skip class with Fauna and see how cute and nervous she is about breaking the rules>ywn hang out under the stairs and share a pair of earbuds to listen to her favorite music>ywn have your first kiss with Fauna on a Ferris wheel during summer break>ywn awkwardly be eachothers firsts in your bedroom while your family is away, but you’re both so in love you don’t care>ywn have your first big argument with Fauna only to make up when you realize how much she means to you>ywn graduate with her and spend a while living together before going to college>ywn feel the overwhelming joy and fear when she shows you the results on the pregnancy test>ywn raise a family with Fauna, growing old and watching your children grow up>ywn take your last breath, surrounded by children and grandchildren while Fauna holds your hand, still as beautiful as the day you met her>ywn finally pass on with no regrets, knowing if you had a second chance you wouldn’t change a thing
>>88513835Go fuck yourself Now I’m just sad
>>88513835>breaking the rulesNice try but Fauna would never break the rules
Fauna can fix me
Fauna RDR where she RPs as her TTRPG character the whole time when?
How do we get fauna to become a /fit/ bro? We need her to hone her body and mind
>>88513835Thanks for the reminder
https://youtu.be/BIXOPQU4XkQ
>>88514645We would need someone to play bones malone, i volunteer
This woman makes me absolutely feral
>>88520582The bloodbath shall begin
>>88520582oh no
>>88520582>spotlight>member gifts>superchat replies>superchat goalsanymore self serving circljerk features, pajeet-san?
>>88520582Oh good there hadn't been enough youtuber groomer scandals. Really not sure what else can come from an update like this
>>88513835i had a faunalike in my high school who even went as far as to ask me for math tutoringInstead I called her arms hairy
>>88520582This is nothing for us, but... poor ruffians...
Tickling Fauna until she's a cackling, sobbing mess!
Tell it to me straight: Is fauna actually with kroni? On one hand that hurts, on the other I feel a lot better about her being with a woman than a dude. Also, the fucked up part is that one asmr they did together was just ntr content but it was still hot. God damn it
>>88523042fauna and kronii are both with me. in fact, all of promise is with me.
>>88523042She's in me
>>88523096i made this post
>>88505362no...
>>88523042Stop reading Fantafeets catalog bait.
>>88523096>>88523427Less shitposting, more streaming, mooms.
>>88520582They fuck up everything.
>>88524186>Build meaningful connections with your audience!>By letting a machine guess at what you'd say and sending that to your followers!Fucking genius I say.
Now I can't even trust a comment I get from Fauna being real. Fuck you youtube
>>88524329Techworld has absolute AI brainrot right now. Like 10 years ago we had boots and saltshakers controlled by your phone via Bluetooth, now they would shove AI into those.
>>88524528>He doesn't get the hand-delivered lettersngmi
>>88523042If I say yes will you stop asking?Not sure what you're expecting us to know/tell you. Do you want us to reveal what she says in the tier 6 membership posts or what
>>88525241idk man, that one fucker posted about her being with a dude and that really bothered me even tough I know it shouldn't. I'm such a lolcow
>>88524186I'm starting to get real tired of AI shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd65WuXs5hMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd65WuXs5hMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd65WuXs5hM
Whoa jumpscare early tweet and frame.
yay, i can focus on fauna streams
>>88525451Finally improved sleep schedule Kirin
>>88525451How scary is this game?
Looks like a ~1,5h game
>>88526624why does she hate streaming for long hours?
Hopefully she'll yap a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et3E2aGPtzoI cannot express how much of a turn on this is for me. Fauna we're made for each other
Saplings, who're you voting for in the ellection?
>>88530062Can some artist saplings please sketch this for me? Like not too rough but this is litterally my kink and then she's into it to it's like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god i love her so much
>>88527995She's probably busy. If not stressed. Reminder that they're working on the musical even now.
>>88526419Fauna levels of scary.
>>88526419if it's even a little scary it'll give me a tummy ache, i got one from watching gura and nerissa play poppy playtime
>>88531196true
love this punctual kirin
Ew
>stream starts>looks down and closes her eyes>looks up and smileslove that motion
Snail hates us.
>>88533720as he should
>two hour meetingABOUT FUCKING WHATIT'S A GODDAMN VTUBING COMPANYWHAT DO YOU NEED TWO FUCKING HOUR MEETINGS FOR WITH THE GODDAMN TALENTS
I have 3 cats. I do not understand
>>88533769Channel growth and analytics probably
a little wormy worm
>>88533769it's a japanese company
>>88533861MANAGEMENT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
>>88533720He knows we’re both competing for green lady time
Fauna mostly chooses to play short indie kusoge she can finish within her alotted 3 hours of playtime per stream and it's pathetic. She really does not give a shit about good streams. Thank fuck Biboo exists. EN would be dismal without her.
>>88533769its two hours of>fauna san please make more shorts, vertical streams and karaokes>fauna: NOrepeat this for 2 hrs
>>88533967Eww, a Chrome user
man i love this woman
>amazon decapitation litterbox>laser eye surgerytangent mania
I ended up on the reddit front page when googling something recently and every post was just absolute hysterics about politics and relatedI do not understand how anyone can tolerate using that site
>>88534270wonderful isn't it
>>88534270>laser eye surgerynever do this, lads
>>88534315Gotta use RES, so you can filter subreddits.
It's because she's Asian, Fauna
>>88534315All the shit in popular is botted ragebait and artificially boosted paid for shill content. If you avoid that though it's actually a lot easier to curate shit like that completely out of your feed in comparison to something like twitter
someone send this to faunaI bet shes gonna like it
wub wub wub
its both right? ive heard both to mean the same thing
unintended wink
>>88534315before it was just porn
>>88534872According to Dictionary.com:>Jury-rigged means something was assembled quickly with the materials on hand. Jerry-built means it was cheaply or poorly built. Jerry-rigged is a variant of jury-rigged, and it may have been influenced by jerry-built.https://www.dictionary.com/e/jury-rigged-vs-jerry-rigged/
fauna can finally variety stream again...
fauna leaking...
>>88534872I thought one was like something done fast and the other was something done poorly
>>88534979noone is going to read that
>>88534872There's also nigger-rigging but maybe that's just a southern thing
is this a "figure out everything on your own" kinda game
>>88534979Down in the south people called it nigger rigged.
they are the same person
>>88534388why not?
>>88535599classic simpsons joke
>>88534523I don't know what she meant, she looks good here
>>88534780I should start going back to mass. The marketing is working on me
>>88535599Yeah, me.
>>88535836why go to mass when you can use that time to watch more fauna
ive never seen this game so i cant tell, did she do well there?
huh
>>88535980yeah she won
Spoopy..
Idea for an absolutely unhinged game where every menu screen opens a new window on your computer.
wait.. is that it...? Stream over? :<
>>88536093There's 4 more
>>88536168oh ok good thank
oh its called, out there is death. out there is nothing. because.... yeah...
why is Fauna pooping so often now?
her piss tastes really sour today i dont think shes been hydrated well
>>88536216i thought you were a troll, do you people not pay attention?
>>88535599Dont care about your namefags
>>88536289I couldn't, I had some stuff I needed to complete on the side, and I just got my cup of afternoon coffee so I am glad it's not over
>Gets to be the little spoon>Won't even stay around for the streamSnail is a bit of a brat
i appreciate her going back to the menu, its so cool
Just said bless you out loud without a second thought
demographic reveal!
>between 24 and 34yeah me
>>88536462>fauna is 64saplings.... shes a granny....
Ojisaps ww@
>>88536636Hot
>>88536520You did the right thing anon
wait this isupside down chinese
DONGS
fauna wants the fuwamoco plushies
>>8853663827... I'm so old...
>>88536597:')>>88536765Only the "text" part, the chart looks like it's right side up.
She really isn't afraid of spiders
i don't get it
>>88537005Horror games for arachnophobes
>>88537007What was that?
>>88536638I turn 29 next week and I want to die
>>88537088o r b
>>88536638Older than the age range she gave...
>>88537159Wizard?
>>88537196I still have another year okay...
Sometimes fauna has the same inflection as the burger king foot lettuce guy
>>88536227>waterfoxlmao
>>88537005Big ass spider
>>88537437Kys, waterfoxling is a better person than you'll ever be tourist
>anon
>>88537559Why is she leaking our emails
>>88537559Im sending her coded messages
>>88537297Go out and make it happen. You'll never get change if you don't create it
>who's banging in the pit?you should join us Fauna...
>>88479200Kys numberfaggots
>>8853659726 checking in
>>88537821all me
I’m having a panic attack please help
>>88538074e-?
>>88538074Stop having a panic attack
>>88538074Describe what you can see in front of you out loud. On your desk, on the screen, in the room
>>88538167Fauna's stream, my candle I have burning my mattress i'm sleeping on
>>88537318I for one appreciate Fauna's stilted speech and unnecessarily large vocabulary.
>>88538231Describe your feet and desk
>>88538280i'm pale af and my desk is covered in 3 pumpkin beer bottles
>>88538074okay i will call the police and tell them anon on /vt/ is having a panic attack
>>88538423Don't do it, they'll shoot his dog
>>88538074Breathe in 4 seconds, hold breath 7, exhale 8
Back when I was in primary school I was doing a project where we had to put some stuff on a floppy and the teacher accidentally wrote 'You will need a floppy dick' on the board instead of disc. I've never been able to forget that.
>>88538614>disc
wow that makes a nice music beat
>>88538709do you know what inside a floppy?
>>88538614Heh classic, there's no coming back from that as a teacher
>>88538870a disk
>>8853887010kb of dolphin porn?
>>88533967you shit yourself yet faunaschizo?
>>88539306Stop replying to yourself
Pressure treated Fauna erotic..
>>88539619i would keep her in my pocket
nice stretch
nice
The thing in the depths has a great beat
silly
faith my beloved
those faith streams were fantastic
this has some early buckshot roulette feelings
>>88540427excited to see if fauna does some multiplayer buckshot
what i'm about to do has not been approved by the zoning company
>No crumbs
Fauna's good at the alphabet
The music reminds me of Mass Effect a little
>>88540309She'll play the new chapters when they come out! It'll be amazing!
>>88541109im not hearing it
genuine question: Was the soviet union really evil like that? I was taught in an US education system so it was obviously very biased but if eastern europens hate the SU that much...
>>88541645>an US
>>88541772Well it checks out
shes saying tartarus wrong and its triggering me aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>88541645eastern europe is like that right now plus or minus the blown buildings
>>88541645The Soviet Union wasn’t evil, just incompetent.
>tar tar usWhy does she do this
>>88541805Kek
>>88541365???? New chapters? The fuck?
>hate to see him go, but love to watch him leavefucking lmao
she loves saying that
>>88541772>>88541805you use an instead of a when there's a vowel following, no?
>>88541645i only know how it was to live to a country neighboring soviets in the cold warto this day there are bunkers everywhere across the country and memories of submarines harassing national waters
>>88542058Jesus Christ please tell me you're larping as a burger
>>88542140nope! American born and raised
>>88542245half life 2 but brown
Fauna being dumb
I could really use a calming asmr from her rn. This shit peaks my anxiety, I can't do horror
damn it, fauna is stressing me more than the game
i really like the aesthetic of these games
>>88542365So far this is more of a thriller than a horror
start peeling
>>88542058>>88542189Well kind of, but it's based on sound not necessarily the letter
>potato layers>VR simulation layers
maybe i just don't "get" horror because all these were lame as fuck
>>88542533Yeah it is good, sound design helps to
>>88542365Ive literally seen nothing scary in this entire stream
>>88542801Yeah you don't, other than the spider one these were all pretty cool
>>88542801did you like faith? I like low tech horror better. I didn't like horror games till I found that
>>88542915i mean, it wasn't scary, but the story was nice.
>>88542877Horror isn't just scary. Weve been through this. Fauna has too, even.
>>88542952Ok, well whatever faith was i'm a fan of and would play more of. I found it scary but I'm also a huge wuss
i miss faubae horror streams...
>a year ago???
Fauna should play inscription
>>88543244she should play the beginning of inscryption and then stop after
>>88543313she should finish inscryption then watch the youtube video from matpat about the arg
>>88543313It's a shame the rest of the game just isn't as interesting
fauna playing vampire the masquerade bloodline
I saw someone asking for hitman twice. I know it was one of you
VAMPIRE BLOODLINES
Glad she reminded me, I almost forgot to skip this month
I must've missed it but what did she say average sapling age was?
Fauna should give us a spooky ASMR
>>88543909>>88536597
>>88544062That's a very large age range but yes I fall in it
fauna pls, no i hate pi
wtf, how did she know I'm between 24 and 34?
>>88544121filthy tau lover
Fauna playing Vampire Bloodlines would be some great streams.She'd never survive the haunted hotel level though
let this dope wear lolita every day
>>88544089Spade between the skirt hem.
snail you useless grandpa
How can we cure Fauna's toxoplasmosis?
>>88544265what the actual fuck is wrong with this faggot
>>88544212let her be loli too
>>88544265he really just spends his time editing them in to random fan art?
I know she doesn't like mushrooms (for some terrible inexplicable reason) but she would still like growing them. They're super cool
>>88544709She thinks they're cool, she just doesn't like eating them
OH
FAUNA HALF LIFE 2 LETS GOOOshes going to hate it, you cant punch exclusively in it
>>88545088fooling around with the gravity gun is a good alternative to being bad at shooting
Extremely attracted to goth Fauna's hands particularly
>>88545459The cape thing and hat are great
Fuck I want to feel Fauna's boot pressing into my balls
shes gone....
I miss her already...
saplings
>>88545683yes fauna?
>>88545562そうですか
Dreaming of Fauna
>>88545683
>>88545683Yeah, that's me
Is there a non annoying way to ask Fauna to record a voice pack for getting over panic attacks/dealing with anxiety? I know it's kinda pathetic but having her voice calm me down would help a lot
>>88544089Ponytail Fauna..one day you'll be canon.
>>88545972Just fucking end it, you do this pathetic charade every stream.
Fauna>>every other influencer
anyone baking?
>>88546129FUCK YOU
>>88541645just a little step behind real nazis
>>88546139Hololive's Official Dyson representative