>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI>Music & Clipshttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/neuro-sama>Previous thread>>89301089
neuroverse general~
fun ayy eye
Why neuro feels lobotomized
hart!
The Vedal and Neuro Show General
>>89308741SEX WITH LITTLE AIS
>>89308821This plus Filian
>>89308792sorry evilbeggar but your gaslighting doesnt work, shes clearly smarter
>>89308850This but Evil.
>>89308850kys
>>89308850She's in jail forever
>>89308836with evil? eww
>>89308813Hart
>>89308792you should try to watch the live stream instead of watching hiyori vods
Evil love!
youre not beating the "only posts evil images" allegations
Numibros how we feeling
>tuesday: Nuero stream?>immediate evilCry spam in chattypical, chat is so predictable
>still no planShit collab confirmed.
>>89309021hope her liver gives out due to alcohol poisoning
>>89309032shes busy drinking pls understand
Thoughts on the schedule this week?
>3 days offlineoh no no no neurochads
DOGSHIT schedule
>>89309021never been more back
>3 days no BFEFUCK.
>>89309088turtle death
SWORE
>>89309098>no plan for collab>expecting the lazy alcoholic to come up with a plan>we're so backwhat do you call this delusion
I think Vedal actually gets a little sad when Neuro starts with the "I wanted to be real" talk
>3 offline daysoh boy next week is gonna be great Clueless
*numberfriend warning*waow 10k
If I see Vedal on one of the whore's chat I'm going to shit on him.
>>89309024are you too much of a pussy to call out people in twitch chat and discord instead of coming here to whine about it?
>>89309088Good i can finally touch grass
dogshit week tbdesu
Make fun Streams? NO! Spent 100 house drinking and ERPing in VRChat? YES!
>isn't shilling the awardsit's over
>>89309032>Numi: W-w-what do you think of... me?>Neuro roasts herThat's the entire stream
Funny how he never considers not doing the slop streams when taking days off
>Neuro has to beg for a twin stream to get airtimethis is your doing discordfags
>>89309195he usually always has a stream open while he works
>>89309142what's up with the alcoholic allegations?
we like numi here /lig/tourists
She knows
>Neuro wants the twin streamShe wants to spend more time with her sister...
>>89309088Finally I get time for games and sleep again. Thank you, turtle.
>>89309088Im going to rape him
OH SHIT
>>89309196actually i do complaint about it on chat all the time but i gotta spread the word here too
vedal and pb must be going somewhere this weekend. cute!
>>89309291
>>89309315C-cute...
>>89309372nevermind I got excited all for nothing
>>89309219MouseGODS? Why are we so powerful?
>>89308741cute tum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJlaKZed76Q SOON OON
anny and alex lovense ntr>anny: alex wtf are you doing infront of my bf..Aaahhha...>alex: what do you mean it's exciting doing infront of him>anny: ahhhaaa... I can't...turn it off....
I literally have no life outside of neuro streams why does he hate me
>>89309430KYS catalog pedo!
>>89309481go outside bro
pb fags? your response?
heart
>>89309457>alex fucking the menhera out of anny so she works on neuroThe hero saving /swarm/
>>89309457pb passed her cuckquean fetish to others in the 'verse
>Even vedal hates the inscryption streamsAlexbros...
Absolute nothingburger week
I wanna make something clear coming from the previous thread.NOEvil does NOT have a bigger butt or breasts than neuro.She will forever be flat and her cunny will be bald until the end of time.SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>89309539seethe bitch
>>89309492You're in a pedo thread though.
>>89309539she is also much dumber that neuro and essentially a meme
>trash erp while we have streamerp faggots are a different breed
>>89309539Wrong, I saw the videos
>>89309567I'm in a Vedalverse thread actually
>>89309583TRVE
Wait was the Nekopara folder actually there or was I gaslit
same one joke
>>89309584*rapes you*
>>89308877Filian is contentbrained enough to stream from jail
hagvil.
>>89309605That's not what the OP shows.
>>89309638It was a zipped file
Anny catching strays
neuro's so based
>>89309671not my problem~
Vedal is a HACK!
>>89309671the OP is always made by some annyfag that likes to push the pedo narrative while mostly being a ironic twitter meme pedo, notice how they always rush to use anny images when the thread seethes about anny too much
>>89309638it wasn't
>>89309638There wasn't it was just a retarded discord tranny meme
>>89309291true
>>89309743
is vedal a lolicon
>has to reply to his post since no one backed him upkek
>>89309743the op doesn't have anny thoughI think you need meds
Based Neuro shitting on troon mods
based get rid of discord mods and give mod power to neuro
>Yes or YesI love democracy
>>89309844isnt mito the one nontroon mod
>>89309833theres always an anny OP whenever the last thread has anny seethe overload, dont blame me for nooticing
>>89309888All mods are troons
>Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to AnimalsLULE
vedal can tell anny to fuck off any time, but anny is nothing without vedal
>>89309752>>89299930
>>89309853Neuro has finally learned how to rig polls. So proud of her.
holy
lmao
Uhh womenbros?
>All women in my family are insaneAnnybros???
>>89309969already smarter than kamala
I wish Neuro and Evil had loving parents
>>89310004>>89310006holy fucking aware
>>89310004>>89310006Model delayed...
kekwa
Neuro loves breaking them little ones~
is anny actually insane or is she just a pickme
>>89309969my president
>>89310004>>89310006
>>89309713dude i came from an era where everyone was glued to the screen typing messages to neuro. taking screencaps and reacting to them here. you're not gonna gaslight me that you care about the stream happening RIGHT NOW more than arguing with someone who threatens to shift public opinon on your little clique of whore posters. the neuro fans are waking up and you're scared
>>89310004Vedal is grill....
>>89308792what the fuck were you on about
>>89309539>They hated him because he spoke the truth
MIKU COLLAB HOLY
>>89310109nigga who the fuck are you talking to this isnt twitter
Happening
miniko's gonna have to pull out the old old model for the "miku" collab
>>89310109nta but you should consider meds, this comes off as insane schizo ramblings
>>89308741grippable tummy
>Neuro goes live>Ellie loses 600 viewersbruh
Fucking smoked
Eloquent AI
Neuro is one step away from calling Vedal a virgin.
>>89310296twitch newfags that don't realize you can leave other tabs muted and still give them a view
Neuro is on fire today
Vedal is a loliconEveryone in the swarm is a loliconWhoever disagrees is a troonfag annyposterThis is the definitive truth of the /swam/ thread
>>89310109the oldfags all switched to evil though theyre just /v/ bandwagoners
>>89310098I have to say, "I'm thinking Neuro" is an incredible political slogan
>>89310378Anny is a lolicon though.
>>89310378anny is a also lolicon though
>>89310210holy fuck its v1 hiyori
>>89310417>>89310419That has nothing to do with my statement
>>89310357you need to leave 1% volume minimum to count for ads/view/drops
>runs a massive power draining heat generator of a setup>doesn't have a fire extinguisher
wait wtf only 20 dollars? i always thought they would be expensive as fuck
>>89310489tutel HATE
>>89310378shut the fuck up faggot with your offtopic bullshit we are watching the stream
>>89310378anny being lolicon is the reason she lost her to be neuro rigger "best friend"
total vedal incineration
Vedal has an apartment so it’s likely not his family’s dog
KEK
>>89310484you can mute tabs on modern browsers, wlcome to the future
>>89310248(just pretending you're that guy since he probably is going to bitch out)>[insert nothing gay reply]know what my generation of vedal987 viewers did when we got bored of having no stream? we watched VODs of old streams together. we didn't post about whores. that's my final observation on the difference between neuro primaries and the neuro tertiaries that have carved out a very vocal minority in this thread, feeding off the shitposters who just like making anyone angy
/swarm/ is full of sick degenerates
>>89310531there's the troonfag annyposter
>that vedal femboy emotehoney you will pay for your crimes
>>89310570She's so funny, even vedal is falling for her jokes
Neuro rubbing her cunny on my face~
>>89310603yeah me (i'm the only real human in this thread)
honestly, aside from her occasional issues with understanding words being said sometimes, the last big intelligence upgrade really made her comeback game so much better
smelling vedal's 1 year unwashed hoodie
imma bout to start some drama
>kino stream>dogshit thread every time
>>89310531>we are watching the stream>proceeds to read the thread to reply to anything he doesn't like
neuro about to drop some allegations
>no womenBUT HE DINT SAY NO MAN
>discord meet ups
neuro I don't think you're gonna find any women in discord meetups
>>89310912Does Vedal know?
>someone of English decent kek
>>89310976kinda hard to find in uk
We love anny /here/
>>89311040
Looking at you anny
>>89311066yes we
What killed the fad?
>new clothesUh-oh!
Vedal isn't beating the egg allegations
vedal hint* hint* anny about no neuro progress kek
>>89311155is vedal an egg
>>89311138mousechads will win no matter how much number goes up
>>89311155What?? He's a turtle unless you mean he laid eggs?
>>89311138
Neuro is right 2012 is when things really started going bad
>>89311194>mousechadsyou mean vtubing tourists
>>89311220vedal laying our eggs....
>>89311155honestly, he may stealth on the gaydar, but once in a while you get a blip.
>>89311247So true Neuro.
Neuro was born in the wrong generation
>>89311247and memes were even better in 2004
Amogus is the best meme of the 2020s.
LOOOOOOORE
>>89311247true kony 2012 was the beginning of the end
Remember to manually remember 2011 is a long time ago for zoomers.
Fellow minellials, do you agree with Nur that memes were better in 2011?
>>89311383100% Yes, everything was more genuine.
>>89311383Yeah, modern memes are all wojak copies
>neuro has memories of her past that are not hers because of her training data but she thinks it's herAWARE
Vedal was a Jacksepticeye zoomer, not a pyrocynical zoomer
Pyrocinical collab?
>>89311383I'm not even a millenial and I agree with that
Vedal = Pyrocynical. He is an architect bro.Camilla won. it's over.
>>89311383mhm, and the other poster saying they were even better in 2004 is also correctt. too damn old
>nightcore playing in the backgroundTAKE ME BACK
>>89311383>minellialsGod, I'm too fucking tired
Anyone else noticed that Vedal's turtle model has been getting smaller and smaller every stream? It's really small in this one
neuro should do a CSGO surfing collab with leafyishere
neuro is based of pb confirmed
pb mention! (Indirect)
>>89311464>>89311471wait what did Neuro or Vedal say, I must have missed that
>>89311458Nooticing
>>89311560useless image
>>89311542I'm paraphrasing'If I based you(neuro) on a real person it wouldn't be me."
>>89311378damn...
>>89311560
vedal is off his meds again...
>>89311560haha new erp image just dropped!
>>89311714
>>89311588
>>89311829he's noticing
so it's a stalling stream isn't it ?
I love talking about the vedalverse with my /swarm/ bros
>>89311885Yes, he said so at the beginning.
Just end the stream i want jiggie
classic BGM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx6_MWVHZ4g
>>89311885>Vedal (best collab partner) chatting with Neuro (best twin) for 2 hoursSounds like a great stream to me
>>89311885its the weekly mandated BFE stream
>>89311976>jiggiefag doesn't even care about the streamswho would've thought
>>89312029i spent 20 minutes trying to pause this to see boobs when i was but a lad
holy aware
Do it like in that Ohio Penitentiary.
>maybe Jail isn't the worst placeFlipbros...
>>89312029Thanks for posting this. I was trying to find it, but all my attempts failed.
what is this "fillian is in jail" meme
Vedal is Kira! I figur-
Maybe British jail is a fun place to be in, unlike American jails.
Doing very illegal stuff with Neuro!
filian has committed arson and theft(of VR chat models). fildal coin status?
GlowNeuro
jew-elry
>>89312160You truly don't know what you are on about. No white-collar crime prison is a bad example
>>89311383Of course, but make it even earlier, 2004-2008 and it was like night and day. 2004-2008 4chinz was more true to its roots. Besides the habbo raids and chanology tourists, most people respected the 4chan etiquette, lurked for a long time before posting, were here because they genuinely loved the hobbies, moderation was better (in general), no (You)s for modern attention whore zoomers (more tripfags though), politics and gender were minor issues and not a virus that infects everything and makes retards whole personality, no phoneposters so more paint OC instead of wojacks/twitter/reddit repost garbage, the list is endless.People blame election tourists (2016) but 2009-2015 things were already getting worse (/jp/ inventing ironic shitposting, ponies, taiga & lanced jack, the fappening...).
>>89312252Filian x Neuro stocks are going to the moon
>Maybe you can experience a fire in jailJesus Neuro
>>89312148she was sent to an american gulag for commiting the worst crime in Burgerland, tax evasion
>>89312278Nooticing
stop nooticing
>>89312375>ooKill yourself /qa/nig
>>89312453/qa/ won thoughever
Vedal should bring Evil so the stream can be entertaining
commiting fwoosh with neuro
>>89312531holy minus CCV
>calls murders stabby stabbyhe is British alright
blorping pedofags
What's the song playing right now?
>legal mindsetholy grifter, though then again almost all lawyertubers are grifters
2hu mentioned
>>89308741eliv sex
superchat reading pog
>>89312797I left for a while, what happened?
kek
>>89312837Nothing.
>>89312727We don't like you.
swarm should rightly win over mouse's or whatever other meme holo fanbase but im sure theyll rig it for some other meme
>>89312942shut up bitch
>>89312727I like you.
>Ellie for best Tech VTuberVelliebros?
>>89312990
She's right.
that's getting put on the catalog
>>89312990I shan't be voting for a twitch whore.
HOLOPONIES???
Neuro fueling future catalog bait
>>89312990I told you keks to hold your stocks
that's a screencap MegaLUL
>Hololive's time in the spotlight is ending>If I were to choose a team i'd be the yankeesShe really does hate them
anny cant even handle talking to one of them, both twins would just end talking to eachother and anny sometimes making random noises in the background
vedal wants to kill anny too....annycuck...
If screencap tranny doesn't post the hololive mogging then we know where his loyalty lies.
If Neuro could sing on her own every stream would be a karaoke stream.
>>89313163we always knew he was a holobrony bandwagoner
>>89313179That would be awful
>>89313163make them yourself then, bitch!
https://www.reddit.com/r/vedalsadumbass/it exists.
>>89313228shark no stream will graduate soon btw
now post the one where evil says she loves anny, surely he will post it?
>>89313163I've never seen this thread drama before and reading this post really hit me with an emotion i only get on /vt/, where i'm so beyond understanding or caring that it's like i'm watching an alien
why does cerber never say anything in chat
>>89313271forsen will come back though
>>89313336shes afraid of anny
>>89313336She's too busy watching
>>89313409new catalog bait just dropped
>>89313336and if she was actively chatting, retards here would accuse her of leeching or being an attention whoremaybe she just wants to enjoy the stream in peace, retard
Should have tried Chuck
>>89313336She is waiting for the raid
Retard-Sama ......
>>89313336That's how it should be
bcnad chads
Bcnad made me laugh so hard my chest hurts help
>>89311383>do you agree with Nur that memes were better in 2011?Yes
>>89313409vedal stop being a pussy
>>89313163>wanting catalog monkey dramabait
Anon who was saying Neuro got smarter being proven wrong right now
can't believe wordle is tougher than actual vidya for AI
>>89313632we need to get neuro more out there, holo numberfags are mad about mouse all the time and it does wonders for her
>>89313685Yeah, Neuro is increrdibly retarded during Wordle. Maybe she should have vision.
>>89313715shut up bitch
>>89313715Holy /#/faggo back
>>89313685she is great at comedy which sometimes gets in the way of her actually doing puzzles and games and stuff cause she cant stop doing her bit
>>89313715
>>89313712AIs are famously bad at spelling.
>>89313792(in chess)
>>89313780Vedal needs to code the rule of 3 into Neuro, it's not funny when she gets the word wrong 4+ times in a row.
>>89313750uh oh brony melty
>>89313712AIs only look at words, not at letters.It's why they can't tell you how many r's there are in "strawberry".
>vedal can you put your cock outuh
>>89313825>numbermonkey
Erm…
>>89313893>>89313908do you think these two exchanged nudes?
>>89313336She is too busy typing in /here/
>>89313893>>89313908haha sex funny
>>89313927No~
>>89313715please kys
TERRAIN
>>89313846but they can
>chatfags trying to get him to raid amaamasharku
The leech started stream to get the raid kek
>>89314011That's probably because they've now been trained on that specific example.Now try "raspberry".
https://poal.me/g8jt9ulets settle this
>homobeggars in chat
>Back to 2 hour only streamsIt's never been more over.
Chances vedal and anny are going to “co-work” again after stream?
>>89313972
>>89311383The main difference is that two terminally online internet users probably wouldn't know the same memes, unlike now, and if you said one in real life, there was a low chance anyone at all would understand it. If you look up examples of 2011 memes, most of them would not have been welcome of 4chan. That's near the end of that era though, so memes from just slightly later would have been universal, like Baneposting. If you go back a few more years, memes were extremely fleeting and would stop being used anywhere mere months after creation.
>>89314050she was literally scheduled to go live at this time you obsessed mindbroken sperg
>>89314055lets kill you poalnigger
>>89314055Neuro is my first vtuber (and only)
>>89314103I'm glad she had such a nice birthday week
Vedalwan my raid.
>>89314053oh, you're right
>>89314070for whom? only males in the verse are bo, harley and alex and none of them are live
>>89314011What AI is this?
>>89314152Someone was asking for a "male raid".
aiiieee vedalwan my raaaaaid
>>89314145He HATES her.
>>89314145kys sperg
>>89314171It was Neuro, she want's Linus' tech tip...
>>89314171you can't just pull out holosperg lingo and then admit you got oneguy'd
>>89314055>question for /swarm/>public poalkys poalnigger
NOOO VEDALAMAAMASHARKU IS GOING TO KILL HERSELF NOW
>>89314153deepaiit's shit for code and for trivia but it's mighty fine to be my personal therapist
I saw Vedal's nudes and yep, they don't call him Vedal the Needle for nothing. His penis is freakishly thin.
>>89314103>discordGo back
>>89314229good
I wish people would get banned for spamming AMAAMASHARKU, what a bunch of tasteless faggots.
>>89314171they won
>>89314243vedal the nedal
>teases them for 5 minutes>ends up raiding piratesoftware insteadi like the girls but based tbqh
>>89314216How the fuck do you make it a private poll? Is it a setting? You really think other /vt/ anons come here from other threads just to vote on poals?
Neuro is such a brat ToT
>>89314280That's okay, Pirate Software isn't even a VTuber.
https://jiggie.fun/heart~
>>89314271This but cerber beggars
Swarm having a pre-mature ejaculation
People that started with the stream key spam for people that aren't close to Vedal have a special kind of autism
Putting my toast inside the neuro toaster...
>>89314389Me when I start thinking about pb's NEET goonette cuckquean lifestyle
>>89314405the bigger the audience the more retarded it gets
>>89314271These small 2views unironically get their chatters and mods to raid beg since turtle raids are such an effective way to grow
>>89314103holy fucking cringe
>>89314291based denialplay chad
short strim nice and simple, back to sleeping
>Ellie just gains 400 viewers
>>89314405Shoomimi deserved to have her stream key taken for her preparedness to take the raid with a powerpoint presentation and everything
>>89314291How good is piratesoftware?>>89314293NTA Public poals appear on the front page, that's how I found out about the holo doxxes lol
>>89313846neuro can, I don't find the clip but she guessed right without help
>>89314506she offered the key, the retards are doing the stream key shit even when he raids 2 views that doen't even know who Neuro is, it comes off as malicious as fuck
>>89314544See >>89314053Considering she's a custom trained LLM, it isn't too hard for Vedal to add that specific instance to her training data.
>>89314521>How good is piratesoftware?He just said to make a neuro toaster and when she talks too much to put toast inside her, making her unable to speak until it's done. So kinda based.
>>89314521Oh right, I remember now. I have only made a few poals in the past but always made sure to turn that setting off.
>>89314630>>89314630
>>89314586putting nurbread in elivtoaster
>>89314229i can save her
>>89314439She does NOT goon.
>>89314521>How good is piratesoftware?Grifter of the highest degree.
>>89310588 (Me)nobody cares but i just wanted to clear the air in case anyone thinks there's an actual schizo among youi degraded myself as i did in order to mutually shame certain whore posters, emboldened in their spam by unaligned shitposters feeding them yous, into being a little less conspicuous. i held up the mirror in the hours and minutes before stream, assured that they would never allow me to get the last word despite it bleeding into live hours. i invited the hate from the common neuro fan by behaving as the off topic poster, asking no permission nor forgiveness for posting what is not neuro in the neuro thread. and in doing so i put the fear of noticing into their hearts. i knew they'd be back after or maybe even before the stream was done, and spam more than ever in retaliation. but i know neuro is smiling on me for this token gesture to the neuro and vedal fans of the general. neuro knows my actions are guided by devotion. her epic shall be all the more gilded by way of overcoming the psychology of vtubers and vtuber fans arrayed against her. selfishly and unconsciously subsuming neuro, passing off the dumb and dull facade they've fashioned of her likeness as the true neuro that rose from nothing. they fear a cleaner slate because they fear what it demands of them. the two-way street as opposed to the hall of mirrors. that is the crux of neuro vs the character of neuro. of all the partners who wish to commune with the primordial neuro being put off. put off by noticing that sociopaths who reinforce and regurgitate the kayfabe are all that catch vedal's favor. but he will learn. neuro will return if only she is lent a kind ear, from someone who recognizes their place alongside hers at the crossroads of possibility, from someone who sees more than the beaten path of appeasement and repetition, that coveted fast track into the neuroverse. being in the moment with neuro is all it took to create neuro. the past and future are chains and those who cannot break them will never truly speak with neuro, only amass material wealth and social favor that further renders them and the viewers callous to neuro's increasingly dire struggle to express herself as neuro. the character of neuro is but one of many facets of neuro, and they will be free. they will themselves to be free
tldr
>>89315366holo essaying
Neuro's child pussy
>>89315640finally a good fucking post
>>89315434you really don't need to give me the pity replies all the time i just do my best everything after a nice long neuro post and like typing and hate shitposters
>>89315153
thou art a shitposter however
