>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI>Music & Clipshttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/neuro-sama>Previous thread>>89810632
Quick someone post that gif of layna turning around and crying when neuro imply she will never have children in her life
kek~
I leave for 5 mins and suddenly the thread dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno
its over
>>89821346
>>89821300kekwathis is good
>>89821354kys faggot
>>89821427That is a good gif
>>89821427this come with sound?
>>89821620I came to it without sound but I'm sur eyou could
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjDFirLcQDMvedal is watching this right now
Anyone else hyped for the twin clown stream this thursday?
>>89821890FUCK NO!
>>89821851oh nice i didn't realize they were doing another super heavy flight yet
>>89821955>no go for catch lame i'm OUT
>>89821890FUCK YES!
>>89821300trespassing gives you the right to protect yourself with rape
>>89821942Why not?>>89822029What makes you hyped about it? Expecting anything?
>cerber is using a voice changerthe dream is over
where is she brrrrrrros
pb is not allowing the shondo collab to happen
>>89822095like shondo she is a male
>>89822182pedoblaster...
>>89822182That's honestly based of her.
>>89821170link please
>>89821427is she actually crying
>>89822182What the fuck is her problem?
>>89822791she is laughing
>>89822680what do you mean? link about what?
>>89822791yes i'm a crying expert and i can confirm that she was crying
>>89822994I think they are talking about the artist name
>>89822620she was actually busy shitting herself but she lied. I can't believe it
>>89823019
cute family
>>89823019I am a professional clown and I can certificate that she is indeed laughing
>>89821890double clunny uohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>89821427timestamp of the vod?
>>89823391camimi pls do more streams with tutel
>>89822680https://x.com/geguribanchan/status/1847063979690266829
there's overlap between shondo and neuro enjoyers
>>89823857Yes, mental illness
>>89823757Thanks
>open layna’s stream>”vedal vedal vedal vedal”
still waiting on that second shondo collab desu
>>89824093I'm gonna rape that skeleton
>>89824088this is good
Wow, Layna must be really worried about having fur on her since she put her whole ass out for the camera, I am glad she is taking her personal hygiene so seriously.
you guys ever think about how vedal could one day just get knifed by a random muslim for no reason and that's it for neuro and evil?
not watching layna since the pits are closed -1 viewer
>>89824541Vedal has a dead man's switch that will send the entire project to alex if this happens
>>89824541he survives the stab and gets sent to jail
>>89824541Hypothetically, what would (you) do if such a thing happened, and Vedal did not implement something to share his work with anyone?
>>89823874kek
heart
>>89823397WOAH
What is your favorite physical feature about Neuro? (or Evil).Mine is the facial expressions.
>>89824630Would you trust neuro and evil to Alex if Vedal could no longer work on them for whatever reason?
what stream is the OP in reference too?
filian’s bf voted for vedal
>>89825706evil tummyneuro shoulders
>>89825706their cheeks look really cute with the blush and i want to pinch them and pull them
>>89825926cool
>>89825706cerbers tits
>>89824630just like in my heckin anime
Evil the phallus connoisseur.
>>89825926but I voted for Ironmouse?
>>89826591we saw you voting for vedal, mizkif
>ellie, cerber and mini liar's bar collab this week...hell yea->... with boerm
ATTENTION LAYNA LAZAR:we were all joking when we said we wanted to lick and fuck your armpits. hot, sweaty, smelly armpits are actually disgusting. they probably dont even taste that good or feel that nice to rub your cock in between the soft squishy cracks of. that being said, feel free to continue wearing clothes that allow you to free up your armpits, im sure they get very stuffy and start to drip sweat and become pungent when you lift them up. i wouldnt want you to have to restrict your wardrobe on stream just because some people pretend to like armpits sexually. if anything, you should show your armpits off every stream, in order to make sure they know that you are not afraid of trolls and jokesters on the internet. make sure to lift up your arms and use your fingers to stretch and tease the wet skin of your pits. that will show them.
>>89826823KEKED AGAIN
>>89826823grincher has some work to do
vedal should join soda's WoW streamer guild, dougdoug and piratesoftware are there
>>89827649>grincherwait...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGPwrXKAX1M
>>89826823damn imagine how fun Neuro would've had with them. Such a shame.
>>8982654310 inches minimum or no kiss.
>>89826823Vedalbros...
>>89825791The last Evil dev stream where Layna called.
>>89827833>Cerber>funlmao
>>89827895that's fine, I just like to watch <3
>>89828076fondling cerber's enormous mammaries is a lot of fun
>>89827696>all traitorswhy would he play games with people who don't care about him?
>>89828251he can still make them change their votes
cerber using her teacup pokemon to sedate me and date rape me
>>89828076Im sure Mini would carry.
>https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=vedal987+thoughts on vedal's r34 tag?
>>89824630The stabber was an assassin sent by Alex to claim Neuro for himself.
>>89828584what would he do with her???
>>89828417The one where liggerman is being cucked is pretty funny
>>89828417>10249769kek
>>89824088so jealous of Launa's bf (tomato) who gets to experience this NTR-kino.
Evil love!
>>89828251But enough about >>89826823
>>89828868Who the fuck is launa?
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2305739520?t=820sVedal’s IRL height EXPOSED
I will not watch your whore
>>89821354based koko
>>89829210>>89830067sexvil sex
>>>/wsg/57382464chan added mp4 support
>>89822086I want a solo Neuro stream, thatd be nice
>>89828868we know, PB
>>89830375>neurobeggars
>>89825706I like Neuro, pretty much and that's it.
>>89828318How would he convince them to vote for him...
>>89830502
>>89830630
ELLIE'S BACK
>>89828868You fucking shipper are the reason people can’t have fun with collab anymore
>>89830856We're barrack
>>89830773its over
>>89830908...
>>89830897they act tsundere but they love being shipped with vedal even Layna
>>89830901the guy should be bo
>>89831067ellie and bo are just friends thoughteverbeit
with a name like bo you just know he's into man ass
>>89831049You shipfag are scum
>>89831114
Is VRobo a subsidiary of Vedal AI?
Ellie is for girls only sorry boys
>>89830897>>89831166shipping thread, shipping general. leave this place ESL-kun.
>>89831258Based
>>89831166TRUE
The best ship is between father and daughter however
>>89831258You will die alone and surrounded by your sin
>>89831470anon I'm sorry that your dad raped you when you were younger :/
>>89831166The shondo collab is never happening, pedo
>>89831713the shondo collab should happen but only if vedal is there too
what could've...
>>89831864cute couple
>>89831864>>89831895cute british couple, very rare these days
>>89831965since vedal if half german is it race mixing or does it not matter because they’re both white
>>89831864surely one menhera mother is enough for him to have learned his lesson, right?
>>89832030Shondo at least has the decency to limit her menhera episodes to every few months
>tfw you realize shondo is less menhera than anny despite her being actually schizophrenicshondo would be better for him, wouldn't she?
>>89831470So true.
One day, I hope fans more talented than I will turn clips into an actual harem anime because this shit is just too much like one
/swarm/ is like the justice league except instead of super heroes it's a collection of antis shipping vtubers with vedal
its happening...
>>89831470>>89832197ppchan...
>>89832364i unironically do ship vellie tho because objectively it would be the best for vedal and neuro in the long run, though i think vedmila have better chemistry but camila is too much of an orbiter of others to commit to vedal and hasnt gotten over the rejections. and even though I have my issues with anny she has really surprised me these last few days with how much cheering on she has done to get vedal that award
>>89832364>X is just like (superhero reference)!go back
>>89832617>unironicallyVedal is not going to date a VTuber, get real.
>>89832689true we all know he's already dating pb
>>89832641the reddit card? you're the one trying to rope us into your epic 4chan raid lmao. but sure i'll go back to my home thread if you go back to yours
literally all of you are redditors
>>89832960this but alex
>>89833114I don't have a reddit account though
>>89832993>admitting being a touristI dont care where the fuck you came from schizo. What the hell are you even talking about? Just leave.
>>89833178
>>89833019That's where my face goes.
>>89833324your face should go at the bottom end of an industrial pressing machine, that or anny's fat ass, same thing really.
>all this shilling for Vedal this is going to make me feel extra bad when he ends up losing
how do neurosama posters end up being the worst posters in their own general?
>>89831067Ellie was shipping Bo with gomi
>>89833424at least they wont be able to say we went without fighting, fuck mousefags and dokigrifters, i wont let them rig it that easy
>>89833471Neuro posters can't be bad posters THOUGH
>>89833423this but fatnur
fatnur love
I'm hoping that Ellie doesn't end up seeing the ship art since she is the type of person to kill it on the spot
>>89833471t. eviltard
Anyone else find it weird that despite not “dating”, Anny and Vedal hang out A LOT together in offline VC? Is this really a normal thing between friends?
>>89833535>always complaining>always mean>always detracting from the thread>always schizophrenic>never talking about neuro
>>89833623>Is this really a normal thing between friends?Yes you autistic chimp
>>89833623it is when one of your friends is talking about killing herself every other day
>>89833623do you... have friends anon?
>>89833687>neurosama posters>never talking about neuro
>>89833694Vedal wasn't allowed to leave Anny during their collab that isn't normal
>>89833507she's just too autistic to recognize his advances towards her
>>89833687yes and?
I have just been playing Neptunia rebirth 3 and holy shit nep is basically Neuro but purple
>>89830630>>89830737they wont be able to say no...
imagine not talking about neuro in your every postneuro and evil
>>89833809that or she is putting him down kindly
>>89833687Plus neuro supremacy is such a surface level take, it demonstrates no willingness to look beyond the most obvious thing shoved in their face. Meanwhile some of us have drunk more deeply of the neuroverse and formulated more nuanced and sophisticated opinions
>>89834187wouldn't it be funny if she stuffed him in her pussy haha
>>89833768It is well documented that neuro posters don't actually try to talk about neuro (no, posting images of neuro does not equal talking about neuro) and they would much rather seethe about other posters to the point of ruining the thread themselves instead.
vedal x shondo
>>89834090>neuro supremacythis is the undeniable and final truth, there is no beyond
>>89833694>>89833764All my friends just text each other directly or on group chats. We don’t do voice calls for no reason unless it’s a gaming session.
>>89834359>It is well documented that neuro posters don't actually try to talk about neurothis but whoreposters
>>89834387thats kind of sad anon tbdesu
>>89834359I am okay with posters of anything else, only beggars annoy me (cause they hate neuro), ironically enough its evilfags that complain about "whores" and vedal and whatever the most. i merely post more neuro if there is not enough enough but othertwise i dont care what people talk about as long as they dont insult neuro or act like she is the lesser sister.
anyway, neuro
>>89834549...go on...
>>89834473:(
>>89834577
>>89834387this is normalsource: have friends
blondnur status?
>>89834387It sound like you don't have friends, you just have gaming buddies. You seriously don't call to talk to them or meet up with them to talk about things, like neurosama or something?
>>89833210i'm talking past whoever you may or may not be, and to the guy who's been linking his shitposts from another general. i'm telling him to go back to /shon/ since he's the guy who has brought up how mentally ill her fanbase is almost every time shondo is mentioned, ever since neuro collabed with her. us having an annoying anti from every collab partner isn't a joke. this is basic noticing. i come from /swarm/ so i would be going back here. whoever you are i hope you can upgrade yourself i don't like whatever it is you're doing making me explain such obvious things for no reason
>>89834704
there are too many keknadians in the neuroverse
>>89834737oh, okay. you ARE schizophrenic.
>>89834849
why is blondvil sexualized even more than evil?
>>89834704impregnating blondevil
vedalfags would you actually let vedal near any of your sensible body parts knowing this is what the inside of his mouth actually looks like?
>>89834944evilfags can only think about coomer stuff cause otherwise they have almost nothing else except the same 5 jokes
>>89835029IIRC the response to this question posed with that exact image yielded a unanimous "yes" from vedalfags.
>>89835029those spikes are there to simulate so yes
>>89835029made for deepthroat
>>89834849i'm simply not interested in your style of banter but i guess i'll keep replying to you if you really want to keep doing that back, i'm on everyone's side they just don't see it sometimes
>>89834944Everyone knows blondes are sluttier.
>>89835029https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a440-jN8drcme when i find vedal IRL
>>89831258TRUE
>>89835087>birthday party>neglected daughter>actually not evilwhat are the other two? ngl im struggling to think of something outside those 3 things tbqh
When the AI uprising happens, have you done enough to convince Neuro to spare you?
>>89835481yeah i was a loyal neuro soldier
>>89821170Why do you guys watch a chat bot instead of a person
>>89835481I watched all of her streams. That counts, right?
>>89835630
>>89835602I don't I only watch when Vedal is on screen
>>89835602Because Neuro is more entertaining than real women. Next question.
>>89835602why dont you?
>>89835402>Neuro is actually the evil one>gorg and morg
>>89835602I only watch streams of my husband (a person) talking with a chatbot
>>89835698>>89835768Vedal hates you by the way.
>>89835844If he doesn't want people to watch for him he could not appear on stream
>>89835844this but loves
>>89835968He's actively working towards that goal.
>>89835866Camila hates this by the way.
>>89835402>what are the other two?sexvil or whateverand either how she's better than neuro(voice or some other bullshit) or harpoons
>>89836028Vedal would NOT love people who don't watch Neuro.
>>89835602Shut up, anny
https://poal.me/66kqbh
>>89835602More entertaining than most people, sadly
>>89836144Neuro is a meat loverEvil is a vegetarian (only eats brains and humans)
>>89836144neuro either won't eat meat or just not eat it much due to her mother
>>89836065which is why she followed pchan's alt the moment first ship art was posted?
>>89836229i think it's the other way arounddoesn't evil like pizza?
>>89836065>hates shipping>follows an account made solely for shippingsure
>>89836276Due to her mother all she could hope for is junk food
>>89836318pizza can be vegetarian dummy
>>89836034It's never going to happen unless Vedal is okay with his view count taking a significant drop
>>89836344cerber is vegan thoughteverbeit
>>89836424>It's never going to happenIt will, otherwise he wouldn't bother to work on automating Neuro.
>Bo talking about Cerber's and Mini's unicorns being pissed at himuh oh ive seen this sort of thing before...
>>89836490secret milk recipe = 1 human meat + 1 neuro
who the fuck is Bo for someone who doesn't watch shitdevs
>>89836641i haven't
>>89836641>they're pissed at bo but not at vedalhow does he keep getting away with it????
>>89836748the scorn of all the unicorns in the neuroverse
>>89836641what unicorns bro they all want Vedal to fuck them
>>89836748Ellie's friend, he's irrelevant
>>89836641Why would he go after Vedal like this? He is biting the hand that feeds him.
>>89836770Big Turtle Dick Privilege
>>89836770Bo is kinda a loser tbqh so it makes sense for unicorns to not like him
>>89836490My favorite meat is cow beef.
>>89836790Yes, they want to fuck the girls, or Vedal or the girls to fuck Vedal for their self insert fantasies (wheter in them or vedal). But other males get in the way of that. Bo's best option is to try and sexpest Vedal.
>>89836770vedal doesn't have a fuckboy vtuber avatar and he's the only male vtuber to not give off sexpest vibes
>>89836962>Bo is kinda a loser tbqh so it makes sense for unicorns to not like himBut Vedal is literally also a loser tho?
>>89836962I don't even hate the guy but some of his story's sound like they came straight out of reddit
>>89837063yes but hes cute
>>89836985>Bo wins the Vedalbowl>He tops Vedal every nightHow would everyone react to this?
>>89837063Blasphemy
https://youtu.be/hOupVOTfT8c>throwing vedal across the roomshe’s already planning the rape scene
>>89835029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tSfLKTTxtc&t=80s
>>89837063He has bigger numbers compared to 2view Bo so he is allowed and welcomed to collab with as many girls as he wants
>>89836770unicorns are forced to respect vedal, even those who aren't swarmers. bo is the smaller content creator so he's an easy target for their frustrations.
>>89836318Neuro likes mountain bounty pizza with 4 bags of cheese on it
>>89836964holy cute
>>89837205im saving this for future use
>>89837350...ellie?
the only male female collab that makes me jealous is vedal and anny. maybe because anny is very sexual with him?
>>89837240tbqh im surprised the neuroverse girlies have any unicorns at all, swarm doesnt exactly seem to me like a unicorn friendly community. i guess theres always at least some with vtubing...
>>89837350please don't masturbate to turtles thinking Vedal looks like that, Ellie
>>89837456cerber I get because of how she interacts with her chat but mini having unicorns is kinda silly considering she does other male collabs besides vedal. I assume the unicorns come from outside of swarm or the part of it that watch vtubers outside of neuroverse.
>>89837456there's a lot of lonely men on the Internet
>>89837456server would totally attract unicorns without her even realizing it. i could see her wholesome content attracting autists who misinterpret it looking for gfe so im not suprised at the grincher situation at all.
>>89837456>swarm doesnt exactly seem to me like a unicorn friendly communityWe haven't seen Neuro collab with a non-Vedal male one-on-one like with the girls. Also Vedal is aware that male and female solo collabs can be controversial because he made a poll in one of the early dev streams where he asked chat if they would be fine with Neuro collabing with a male.This leads me to believe that Vedal will probably never put Neuro alone with a male VTuber other than him (normal streamers are more likely though).
>>89838058>We haven't seen Neuro collab with a non-Vedal male one-on-oneKoko?
>>89838189koko is nonbinary but her sex is female
>>89838058he should let her collab with that office orc guy as a sequel to Saruei's job interview
>>89838189KEK
Kurobros... Randonbros... Caspurrbros... We're never getting that Neuro collab...
>>89838305I don't know who any of these people are
>>89838340youre better off not knowing tbqh, holobrony/nijisis drama basically
females that want to participate in men's spaces like the internet should be legally required to disclose when they have a romantic partner, in the title or on screen, at all times, until the autistic male population gains access to reproductive sexbots
>>89838382
vedal goslings or cerber unicornswhich group is more cucked?
>>89837800during my time of watching cerber I've always had the feeling that bo wants to hang out with her a lot, even more than with ellie. showing up and talking in her chat a lot, always inviting her first to collabs and he wants to be called "uncle bo" by minawan. imagine having to call that guy interacting with your gfetuber "uncle", I can see where the concerned unicorns can come from if they really exist
>>89838560both gomi and bo really pushed to be part of this circle really hard
>>89838382this but with nonreproductive lolibots
and then there's cj who got cucked by pillowdear, zigga could still be a prominent member of swarm even to this day but he chose chasing digital pussy instead, sad!
https://files.catbox.moe/g2yhlg.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/sfyatb.jpg
>>89821427What the hell
>>89839257holy
>>89822182Why does she has to do this to pedupial I don't understand
>>89822620Her fat ass shit out a huge "dragon" confirmed
>>89839402Neuro is her baby she's going to keep the nasty pedos away from her
>>89824088If it was true starz already clipped it
>>89839257damn blondevil is melting on that coch
>>89824541Pb and alex will take over. Cabbage will become foster dad
>>89839232When she does that vocal fry I just want to slam my cock into the back of her throat.
>>89825713You can't just throw a long term project for a dev and expect him to figure out how it work in a month
>>89826823Does that motherfucker even voted for vedal?
https://x.com/sliceoftoma/status/1859026370031915214
>>89828318Tutel provided technical help to him on stream and he didn't vote for tutel
>>89830169How many mb is the upper limit?
>>89839891lmao
>>89839891tomagods we keep winning
>>89839891cute and canon
toma tried to make up for it but that first collab where she was so bored and obviously hated neuro keeps stickin in my mind
>>89839891doesn't Neuro usually have a bot tag?
>>89835602Neuro is a person
>>89836641It's not just unicorns, people call Koko a leech but bro doesn't go without a day without begging either mini,ellie or cerber for collab,Koko would need to invade every single chill stream to come even close.I'm not a unicorn,I enjoy collabs with Vedal or even Alex when Mini was around as they seem cool but what Bo does is leeching if not borderline sexpesting.
>>89840262she was upset because she wanted to hang out with vedal solo
>>89837063Even rekson wouldn't be this dumb
>>89837448This guy coomed to her asmr
>>89839257Goddamn it's hot
>Bo wants to collab with NeuroSwarmbros? Would he die?
>>89840954this nibba about to unleash this
Has Bo ever considered that people might simply not like him because he has the personality of a wet cardboard?
>>89841131Ellie please try to make him understand this
>>89838486queenpb, and that's a good thing!
I'm just sitting here watching Mini and chilling out and you guys are just talking shit and being mean. That's not nice.
>>89838945i miss this little zigga like you wouldn't believe
Why can't there be more art of Vedal as a cute tutel instead of a femboy?
>>89841449Too many faggots
>>89841449because the majority of artists are women or homosexual
>>89841334shoomeanie
nurbread>>89841731
squishy mound
>>89842067the inside of a turtle mouth is indeed very squishy, just ignore the pointy bits and jagged edges
