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>>90109726
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>double bake
>same edition
WE'RE SO BACK

This one has a rat so it's objectively better

>>90109770
Amen?

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>>90109770
RATMEN

>>90109791
>00:00:02 seconds apart
WE ARE THE RATS

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>>90109770
AMEN

Shinri is having so much fun KEK

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>>90109770
Amen.

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leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>90109770
amen

SHINRI IS THROWING BY NOT SPAWNING ALREADY

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>>90109791
kek hasn't happened in a while
tbf I did ask with no response >>90106799
>>90109770
AMEN

>>90110096
>missed it because i was having too much fun liveposting
gomen, try asking bakerdoko when its a little deader, iirc we were page 7-8? at the time and i don't start looking until it hits 10

Don't think I've heard Shinri laugh this much in a long time

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>>90109770
AMEN

god DAMN i haven't heard ruze scream that shrill before

>>90110034
You should cover up your husband in a coat

WE GOT 10 POINTS - WINNABLE!!

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>>90110532
he only needs me to keep him warm

Bettel is really acting hard

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Mama just up there in the roof throwing gas at the niggas

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>that thing feels like i just drank six beers and then had to play a video game
>could NOT tell where my melee is going

>>90111074
We need this but with Aniki

>>90110772
Understandable lol...

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>>90111144
even better

>>90111074
( ;∀;) uh Bettel really let himself go huh?

>don't come near me. bettel, GO AWAY
>they blow each other up in a mutual explosion

>I'M A BIG RWAAAAT

>im a vewy big wat
>shinweeeeeeee awe you weady for this?

Team captain trade time

>final round
>VG+ruze
>Armis+shinri
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>Hakka trading Shinri to Armis

interesting switch up

>J: alright we got this!
>R: easiest win of our lives, guys
>J: hey!

>R: dumb feathered hat
>H: what do you mean dumb?? it's cool like a conquistador! me, octavio and jurard know a lot about that!
Mr. Racist here in spirit

Colonizing xenokuni and the badlands TToTT

>nah nah nah this way, oh fuck bettel's going the wrong way wait a second
>get em up get em up
>switch to melee switch to melee
>use cover use cover!
>alright good job gamers
these are different cats than ruze is used to herding kek

ruzes screen is just
!help
!revive
!revive
!help
!help
!help

Damn
I think it's not much that there's a weak link more than whatever team Ruze is in wins

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>>90112714

SHINRI KEK

shinri got YEETED

kek Shinri's loving this shit

we need a grounded gang VS baby gang next time, i swear mama's shocked wheezing is so healing

shinri really needed this type of fun with the boys

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KEK

>>90112992
all the way through the map
incredible

>>90111182
Why the fuck did you doxx Axel like that you bitch

banchou is so retarded

Jurard getting some fucking head in the background

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last round!

>Shinri welcome to the armis unit
>Yeah Shinri welcome to the armis unit, they're useless without me.

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FINAL WIN GOES TO THE RATS OF RUZEGUARD

>>90112787
Ruze is literally the only one of them that plays this game, so I can’t say that’s surprising

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The rat king

ONE MORE

>>90113645
>damage dealer
it was really a round of the captains trying to kill each other as effectively as possible while herding their retarded cats, shinri honestly nearly got him if the rat-human-rat rotation were reversed

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one more team split

Shinri HATES Flayon's daughter

Oh man, Ruze with the ultra baby squad

>ruze giving octavio advice on how to use all his shit
>on opposite teams
RUZAVIO RABU

>Hakka loudly stating he wants to be inside banchou
Keep it in your pants bird

>J: you're cyberbullying up my ass
>H: JUST CLOSE THE FUCKING BROWSER BRO

>CYBERBULLYING IS REAL!!

>cyberbullying isn't real nigga
>just close the fucking browser

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not looking good for the two peabrains team

Hakka and Jurard together is a powerful nerf

Jurard's Transformers impressions always get me

>HAKKA THEY'RE WAITING TO GRAB YOU THEY'RE WAITING TO GRAB YOU NO NO
>Walks into them
Hakka...

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>i should have abandoned jurard, its always the right move, fuck
>i got us points!
>you got us killed, you fuck
>wrong! i got us points and THEN i got us killed!

As awful as they are, this is my favourite team from this stream, by far.

>the bot is oneshotting and ulting team birdbrain
CHEATERS

>BOT DIFF
Shinri's college days have been unleashed. This is amazing.

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RAT STALL TACTICS

Was Ruze saying he had gas? TMI

>sniffa sniffa, sniffa sniffa
>H: shut the fuck up jurard

>Wangy wangy THIS

WINNABLE WINNABLE!!

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>S: winnable winnable!
>H: shinri take them to the penis explosion chamber

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GUNNERUZE AND HIS RETARD RATS TRIUMPH AGAIN! STALL TACTICS BAYBEEEEEEE

>ANOTHER BETTEL MVP
RIGGED

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OTSUSTARS!

OTSU FUCKING STARS

Rattuber

RATE THE COLLABO

>lets raid you over to shinri because he was fuckin crushin it
SHINRUZE HUNTERS RABU

>>90115804
RATS/10

>>90115804
goofy happy mama/10

>>90115804
SQUEAK/10

>>90115804
RATS / RATS / WE ARE THE RATS
MOST FUN STARS COLLAB IN AGES

>>90115804
CYBERBULLYING THE DINO/10

>>90115843
When's Shinruze Starcraft, anyways

>>90115804
IN RATS, UNITY/10

>>90115804
RATS/10 thank you Ruze for wrangling the boys again

>>90115804
THANK YOU RUZE/10

>>90115804
SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK / 10

Altare is gonna be in Doki's pew pew event

>>90115804
THIS IS THE HOLOSTARS I LOVE/10

>>90115804
RUSSIAN RATS /10

LEAAADERRRR

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>>90116078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLcTL5ODm9E
oh shit, fr? heard there was a LOT of scuff and last minute substitutions, but there he is

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everybody had so much fun, this was a fucking excellent send off to armisversary week

>>90116368
upvoted

>>90115948
next week, but it wasn't written in stone yet so we'll see

>>90116484
Downvoted

>>90116078
I'm really glad he's been showing up a lot.

I wish they ended the last match with both Shinri and Ruze teamed up but they let the babies kill the 2 bots every time at the beginning

>>90116078
>>90116301
WE ARE SO BACK

Shinruze sc2 is going to be good for sure

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THATS MY BLUE SON UP THERE ON THE TELLY

>>90117086
AXEL LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

>>90117086
>default 3D pose because he didn't give her his png
kek
glad he'll be there

>>90117086
Altare schizo in shambles

>>90117295
It is none of our concern, but also, kek, it feels pretty damn good.

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>>90113645

Jutard, Gibby, and Ruze are also in Doki's apex event

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THE GAMERS OF ARMIS

>>90117587
He HATES Hakka

OH NICE ARMIS IS IN
They'll get eliminated first and provide the best commentary

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TEAM ARMIS FINALLY FEATURING THE SNIPER ON ACTIVE DUTY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Doki: do you want a pro player?
>Jurard: nah we're not gonna win we just wanna have fun
DO NOT WALLOW

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PROUD OF MY BLUE SON

>>90117086
TEAM SNAKEBURT?!??!

>>90117751
>>90117794
Woooo, another round of commentating~!!

lots of good names from the extended RIP universe of pro players, happy for my little bluefuck getting to play with friends again

>>90117751
>>90117794
Commentators POV lets goooo
But good for them, I hope they have fun

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>>89887947
CLOSE ENOUGH

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yeeey woooo yeeeeey woooo yippeeeeee

>>90118306
This one is my team. Gomen Armis.

>>90118306
>>>/vt//haha/

>>90118401
This one stays. Rpr is part of tempus.

>>90117794
I mean, he's right, if they wanted to win they wouldn't put Jurard or Ruze on the team to begin with. At least they'll have a lot of fun getting destroyed.

>>90118401
Calm down rprschizo, I'm not gonna livepost the whole tourney, just the bluefuck bits. Noticing his ojisan accessory for one (1) post.

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>>90117751
We're here to commentate 2.0
Their last Apex was actually fucking great so I'm excited

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Awwtare is Rpr's onahale. He is welcome here.

>>90118549
I'm gonna miss Tavi's kalimba.

>>90118747
ewwtare will never be welcome here

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>>90118897
Awwtare is your god, slut

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>>90118897
KILL YOURSELF

>>90118549
Yeah, it was super fun last time. I'm glad they're giving it another shot. Maybe they can aim for a NOT LAST with GB there.

Even if Altare graduates at least Awwtare will never graduate

Man, Axel's autism is so annoying at times, like why did he refuse to join this? It makes no sense.

>>90119253
he's doing finals and then going to japan, idk the actual play dates but potentially they conflict.

>>90118486
Well, Ruze isn't THAT ass

>>90119253
>Wants to make a vtuber event
>Chooses fps game for it
>Invites pros
>Tells pros about 30k in prizes
>Doesn't tell vtubers about it before they join
>Only restriction on pros is they are limited to one gun
Honestly I'm fine with him not joining. I love Doki but this is just dumb.

>>90119333
He refused it like a month or two ago, that has nothing to do with it, it's just him being self-conscious and antifun like all the duets he avoided throughout the years.

>>90119337
Ruze doesn't play Apex at all. He was even worse than Jurard last time.

>>90119444
take a look at his channel around this time every year and come back to us

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>happening on the 30th(?)
luv me one or two bluefuck crumbs a week, the month will pass in no time~

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https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1860558611052695848
Ruze schedule!
HOLOMARCHES SESSION THREE FEATURING THE DEBUT OF INFANT HAPPENING

>>90115804
SQUEAKSHOW
IN THE DARK I FEEL SO ALIVE

>>90119337
Eh, Ruze is a game boy, but he's not a shooter guy. Can't expect a rhythm game player to immediately be good at a fighting game or something. They're just there to hang out with the bros and have a good time

>>90119253
He literally said why during his zatsu last week: he's busy on the day she's holding the custom and is going to be out all day, so he had to drop out. (Also went to refresh my memory: he says "I'm gonna be busy for reasons and you'll figure out why later.")

>>90119766
FUCK YEA BITCHESSSSSS

>>90119685
Yeah, I'm glad it seems like we're getting a decent amount of appearances to break up the drought. I can get by okay if it's going to be like this.

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>>90119766
SESSION 3 RAAAAAAAAH

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>>90119766
>Holomarches
Oh fuck

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>>90119766
HELL YEAH

>>90119766
>Commentator POV
Fucking dorks lmao

>>90119766
Nice, that's a really good Ruze week!

>>90118401
Disgusting

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>>90119766
SHINRUZE STARCRAFT YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>90119676
>November 2022: 28 streams
>December 2022: 19 streams
>November 2023: 17 streams
>December 2023: 16 streams
>Total: 80 streams
Let's compare it to Altare
>November 2022: 20 streams
>December 2022: 17 streams
>November 2023: 20 streams
>December 2023: 21 streams
>Total: 78 streams
There you go anon, what does it mean, please elucidate me. I didn't compare to other members because Altare is the only one present between both periods.

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>>90120209
idk man

>>90120209
>aniki seasonally goes on break for christmas/new year holiday in his homeland
>leader seasonally goes on break for crippling depression during dark cold lonely holiday times
stop being wilfully retarded

>>90120209
your new here?

>>90120479
mine what

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scheduled streams happening tomorrow:
Hakkito Art Sundays
OcTalks Radio #2 with Bettel

potential for guerrilla: axel, shinri, goldbullet idk

and excited schizoweekly broad strokes upcoming

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>>90109770
UOHMEN

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>>90119766
>holomarches
>starcraft collab
>armis collab
>apex custom collab
holy stacked week

>>90119887
Why are you showing an ugly monkey???

>>90120209
>post says to look at Axel's channel around this time of year
>instead of reading the titles of those VODs, counts the number of VODs
>brings up Altare(???????)
What form of autism is this cause it's literally on another planet.

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>>90120745
>ugly monkey
You should be happy to see your people

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>>90120504
>happening tomorrow
>OcTalks Radio #2 with Bettel
DYRBI

>>90120499
*are you new here?

>>90120835
it's scheduled, and he turned up today, and he's well enough to rrat and quash rrats. oddly enough he seems to have been sleeping all day and staying awake all night on twitter, so the later timeslot should suit him.

>>90120835
since he was there for Vermintide I have faith for OcTalks

>>90120824
(;ω;｀*) uh wdym my "people"

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>>90121039
I'm sure anon just made a mistake. He must have forgotten you aren't people.

>>90120835
He seemed mostly fine today, so sure.

>>90120835
Octavio will dismember him if he doesnt show up. Puppet boy holds grudges.

>>90121109
(*´・∀・｀*) maybe you should be hit with a flyswatter. Pesky bugs sure make a lot of noise

>>90121452
Pot meet kettle

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>>90121452
TELL EM, KAOMOJI. DON'T LET THE PURPLE DRANK SPIDERS FOOL YOU.

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>shower twitter space
>giggly collab
>shinruze coop soon
we're so well fed

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>>90121452
let me help you

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>>90121452
If we make noise, then what is that hoodrap monkey music

>>90121529
>1-month long break

24hr Bae stream
Part 1:
Dry Flower with Altare and Hakka
Fireworks with Rikka
No Doubt with Uyu and Rio

(no stars collabs in Part 2)

Part 3:
Totsumachi video: Roberu
Totsumachi video: Bettel

check timestamps on her vod comments for direction

>>90121747
it's one week! we're used to it uwehhh

>>90121493
(｀ω´) heh...I think I'm doing ok if my presence is tolerated

>>90121501
The bugs have to get knocked down a peg

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>>90121869
N

>>90121925
O

>>90121941
C

>>90122010
T

>>90121925
I

>>90121671
(･｀ω´･ ) there is good rap music modern rap is trash early 2000s and 90s has good stuff yes some sing about being in gangs but there are some who want to get out of the hood and have a better life.

>>90121925
S

>>90121869
It's more like I deliberately ignore your posts like the special kid in the group to be quite honest with you nigga

retards make the thread go round

>>90122152
( ・∀・) ok! You are giving me attention right now so no point in making this point. It's better for me to worry about talking to people who actually want to talk to me then the ones who say they don't want to

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https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1860569275834204581
Octavio schedule! HOLOMARCHES CONFIRMED! Also the mega anniversary karaoke!!

>>90122478
>25 HOURS OF KARAOKE!!! ENJOY!!!
brother what

>>90122478
grim

>>90122522
>karaoke rebroadcast
I don't mind. All his karaokes are great.

>>90121829
o7 thanks anon

>>90119963
>>90116482
I love shinris crazy eye face he looks so manic

>>90122478
Ah sweet, clown rape and Infant debut

>>90121829
I like Bae, she seems like a nice girl

>>90121925
>>90121941
>>90122010
>>90122053
>>90122085
>>90122111
Take your final fantasy boyband prince and get out of here, Octavio. Also, Cloud>Noctis

>>90123274
She's unironically an oldfag hololive and holostars fan, kinda like Hakka. Screechy and energetic, just a little retarded, heart in the right place. Won't excessively post about women /here/ but she is genuinely a good egg.

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RRATS
https://x.com/Epit4ph_/status/1860550020984111122

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>>90122478
different FOTM

>>90124302
god i wish sillystring could duet RATSSSSSS by ghost tomorrow but it couldnt be archived

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>>90119766
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1860582205644300334
Swap the first two days, HoloMarches on Wednesday continues to be a staple.

>>90124393
Jobber

>>90124833
Do you have any other song predictions for the Octavio x Bettel duet on Octalks tomorrow?

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>>90124833
that'd be kino

>>90125367
I thought hakkitos self-combust?

>>90125298
Bettel WILL be forced to duet Phantom of the Opera with Octavio and he WILL like it.

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>>90125029
>starcraft even earlier
yeeeaaaaah

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>>90125522
We self-destruct in the name of Allah

>>90126597
F A T F U C K O N F I R E

happy one year to the first aniki stream I've ever watched that made me care about the other boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thlpGjdW0Ew

Minji animation: Shinri as Samurai Jack
https://youtu.be/hZ1WOstxaso

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おい、起きる

>>90132494
i just woke up go away

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>>90132494
おはよ

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>>90128786

I hope you guys are alright.

>>90130813
That slime looks so goofy