Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoenSongs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merchGawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerunhttps://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-172713AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbudshttps://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henPrevious: >>90685478
Gurass
Uh...Gura got me pregnant...
>Hail Fauna, full of green>Yagoo forsaketh thee>Blessed art thou amongst kirin>And blessed is the fruit of thy milkers, Jes/uuu/s>Man I Love Fauna, mother of saplings>Do ASMR for us squeebers, that's all we will ever be>uuu>men
goob morningi love gura
>>90713605samen
new follow.
Goob morning I love Gura the most!
I love my wife so much!!
>>90713423The fire rises, soon
I miss my wife
I think I'm pervert
>>90716735Why is she so sexy?
Do we know anything at the moment?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/124826870
>>90717143I know that I will trust that Gura has a plan and I will wait to see it come to fruition. Ultimately Gura has free will and makes the decisions she does based on her goals, feelings, and information available only to her. Although the effects of these decisions may sometimes hurt us I choose to trust that she makes them in her own best interests. I will follow her until it is over, and then I will follow her to whatever comes next, if she allows.Stay strong. The future is almost never what we expect it to be, and change is inevitable, but so long as we keep moving forward, everything really will be OK.
>>90717143All I know is that I know nothing.
>>90717143We know that Gura is a slut
I remembered why I went crazy on ket last Friday. I was just chilling in my bed until all of a sudden, I had the feeling that my very soul got sucked out of my being. So I got up and everything seemed broken, warped and messed up. Everything felt wrong. I thought it was over. That I had literally sold my soul for nothing and that I had ended up in some mockup reality. I might not have ended up in an actual warped, wrong reality. Everything seems the same as it was again now. But I definitely sold my soul for nothing. Nothing at all.
>>90717463>>90717481>>90717690Okay. Was kinda hoping for some operable information but nothing is status quo. Thanks for the update
>>90717288T u T
>>90717877Well then, you should have asked "Do we have any new information regarding Gura?" or "Have we heard anything from Gura?"
This is it buds, this is where we'll know the future of gooba
>>90717463cuck
>>90717970Apologies. Don’t have membership (to anyone, mind you), so I’m always halfway out of the loop>>90718053Is that timeframe based on evidence or just speculation?
https://files.catbox.moe/doavao.webm
>>90718147NTA but in general I do think it is logical that they need to announce any graduations that will affect the Fes lineup reasonably before Fes prep ramps upBut even that isn't a sure thing, since Fes recordings could have happened months ago for all we know>>90718055Bait, but I'll bite. Can anyone really prove that being any chuuba's fan isn't being a cuck? Hell, any streamer, or actor, or anything parasocial where you don't actually know the person. It comes with the territory. Anybody who can't come to terms with that has chosen the wrong hobby, I think. Personally so long as they keep it separate and to themselves, I don't care what they do or who they do it with. Gura's really good at that, and that's one of the reasons I like her so much. When Gura's live, she's just 'my friend Gura who I have a crush on', and that makes me happy. I don't have the mental energy to spare worrying about things I can't control or do anything about. She provides me a valuable service and I appreciate that.You know, rereading what I just typed, I do totally see how you'd see that and say 'cuck'. So let me put it another way. The offer on the table, from Gura to (you), is parasocialism- you get to feel like you have a friend, and maybe you even come to love her. But that's all a one-way street- you'll never really know her like a real-life friend would, and you'll certainly never share her bed or start a family with her. Those simply aren't possibilities. So with that in mind, take it or leave it.
Bad news chumbuds. Having two kids is not enough for her. Now she wants me to impregnate her again.
>>90719394I'm conflicted between wanting Gura to reproduce as much as possible to fill the earth with people like her, and kinda not given all her health issues she would surely pass on
>>90719538>health issuesdyrbi
Gura I am aware that you have been working on a sololive and that you just discovered it was a malicious ruse by management to make you stay. However, you must continue to advance in order to demonstrate to the management dogs that their efforts are ultimately in vain.Bae won't get a sololive, she is too much of a runtKiara has given up as she approaches 30Bijou doesn't have any talents like youFuwamoco might have some popularity but they are overrated and will never be able to produce good musicShow them what you've got in store for your sololive, for Fauna.
Mucho texto
Post non-nude Gura plz
>>90720334
>>90720211She hasn't been working on shit besides her reincarnation.
>>90720334Non-nude? Are you gay so something, still I honor your request.
>>90720334Those are hard to find in my drive
>>90720155Yes. You really think she's lying about all the dumb little things like being a total klutz and passing out if she gets up too fast? And we know her food habits are fucked. Maybe in retrospect one or more breaks weren't really for (non-mental) health reasons, but she can still have shit constitution regardless. Hell, I've got all sorts of crippling chronic shit going on and I call out less than any of my coworkers. That's not an indicator of anything.
>>90720334fag
I love Tokyo Wasabi Lullaby
Goob morning.
>>90720820>You really think she's lying Yes.
Sex with a fembud.
Goob Morning
never gonna readI LOVE GURA!!
Please support my shark
>>90723790Trying to
goob morning sers
>>90713605*squeeeeeeeb*
>>90723790I'd like to, but she won't let me
>>90723790Best I can do is intangible love and well wishesFinancial is a hard sell right now and arguably she doesn't want it, given her non-engagement with merch recently>>90725013they can never stop us from squeebing
>>90725787why is she crying
>>90726006she's uooohing
>>90725787why is her face a different color than the rest of her body
senzawa and dooby live steamy seggs stream?
>>90721741Then you're a stupid anti. Simple.
>>90726056Cursed fusion
Gura weight atleast 200lbs/100kg, i have calculated her mass based on her massive inertia while swaying from side to side in her Fes performances and in the Miku boxing stream, when swaying it takes along time for her to stop the inertia at the turnaround point to sway to the other sideNo less than 200lbs, it's the lower limit based on my calcs
>>90726721Atleast
>>90726721Maybe
Why does she like Miku so much? Miku looks ancient with her South Park looking looks, Miku is washed up, old content but still Gura loves her unconditionally? Gura brainrot?
Can't stop won't stop loving this little shark
Gooba
Gura dances like a whore
>>90729070I want to brush those teef
I want to brush Gura's bushy pucci.
I want to be Gura's brush
>>90726149>Then you're a stupid simp. Simple.ftfy
this is what Gura likes (Miku)https://litter.catbox.moe/4e07yy.mp4
>>90729658Yep, you're an anti. You can stop posting now.
>>90720820Her breaks are all sex related
Gura is MY boyfriend
>>90729726nice I was wondering what the full of that was but didn't like it enough to go find it
why are all the video games releasing around december 5/6. I don't have time to play all these games
You shall all be ashamed of yourselves. I can't believe you guys have done this to my sweet Gura
Gura is MY Gurandma.
>>90730245people spend more money around christmas
I'm so tired of being hereSuppressed by all my childish fearsAnd if you have to leaveI wish that you would just leave'Cause your presence still lingers hereAnd it won't leave me aloneThese wounds won't seem to healThis pain is just too realThere's just too much that time cannot eraseWhen you cried I'd wipe away all of your tearsWhen you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fearsAnd I held your hand through all of these yearsBut you still have all of meYou used to captivate me by your resonating lightNow I'm bound by the life you left behindYour face, it haunts my once pleasant dreamsYour voice, it chased away all the sanity in meThese wounds won't seem to healThis pain is just too realThere's just too much that time cannot eraseWhen you cried I'd wipe away all of your tearsWhen you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fearsAnd I held your hand through all of these yearsBut you still have all of meI've tried so hard to tell myself that you're goneBut though you're still with meI've been alone all alongWhen you cried I'd wipe away all of your tearsWhen you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fearsAnd I held your hand through all of these yearsBut you still have all of me
>>90730706Don't make me hold her hand again.
>>90730706Did what?
>>90730245thats holiday time what are you doing on holiday...
Thats it. I'm getting wingstop
Pathetic
>>90731512Last couple of monmths peolpe hiave started spamming Wingstop, is it a meme establishment or is it actually good food?
>>90731597you're replying to the spamming retard and his ai slop pictures he uses for blogspots
>>90731597Its pretty good. I just really like their mango habanero wings
>>90731438i stay at home and play video games.
>>90731512I've never gone to wingstop do they sell anything else other than wings?
>>90716735>>90724440sexy shark
>>90731818They have fries, chicken tendies, and chicken sandwiches. I don't know how good the sandwiches are but I like the fries with honey mustard sauce
Am I strange for eating a sandwich with 2 fried eggs, flossed pork, and some condiments everyday for breakfast for at least 10 years now?
>no gura in the fes lineup Your response?
>>90731961oops I came in all of them
>>90731927That sounds pretty good
>>90731929Burn it all down and wipe the slate clean. I'll follow her ride or die style. Let's fucking light this powder keg already!
>>90729968nyo faggot :3c
>>90731927no that sounds good, but flossed pork looks weird
Day 63! Give it up for day 63!
ohh I feel so much better when I do something bad~ ehehehehehe...
Come on, we need to hear from our girl. Why doesn't she care about us?
>>90732458
Bury all your secrets in my skinCome away with innocence, and leave me with my sinsThe air around me still feels like a cageAnd love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage againSo if you love me, let me goAnd run away before I knowMy heart is just too dark to careI can't destroy what isn't thereDeliver me into my fateIf I'm alone I cannot hateI don't deserve to have youOoh my smile was taken long agoIf I can change I hope I never knowI still press your letters to my lipsAnd cherish them in parts of me that savor every kissI couldn't face a life without your light (Without your light)But all of that was ripped apart when you refused to fightSo save your breath, I will not hearI think I made it very clearYou couldn't hate enough to loveIs that supposed to be enough?I only wish you weren't my friendThen I could hurt you in the endI never claimed to be a saintOoh my own was banished long agoIt took the death of hope to let you goOh, ohSo break yourself against my stonesAnd spit your pity in my soulYou never needed any helpYou sold me out to save yourselfAnd I won't listen to your shameYou ran away, you're all the sameAngels lie to keep controlOoh my love was punished long agoIf you still care, don't ever let me knowIf you still care, don't ever let me know
What is this change everyone keeps talking about that's been happening in Hololive? They still stream and do concerts. It's what they've always done. What's different that's causing members to leave?
>>90732761All I know is if you don't move to japan, you get fucked over by management
>>90731927No its really good
>>90732824Dwarf proportion, baby belly, tail looks like a tumor, tail starts at L2 vertebra, tail stitches is wrongWhy do people love posting slop here?
>>90732591when are you goody-goody fools going to understand? I am completely and utterly evil, I LIVE to be bad! I care for no one and no one cares for me.
>>90732824T u T
>>90732235Management's fault, I guess?
Sepulturabuds, are you still blocked from twitter? I have not seen you guys posting here for a while
>>90713450SNIFFFFF
>>90731929Where are you seeing this?
>>90733173ok Skeletor...
>>90732824luv artist
>>90713605look who I found...
>>90733972hypothetical?
i just got an ad for a haptic feedback vest, i wonder if gura owns something similar yet it seems like something she would enjoy
>>90733972It was a what if, and a retarded one. Unless she literally graduates TONIGHT she'll be in the lineup, she loves fes
>>90732761>They still stream and do concertsIt's probably behind the scenes stuff. There should be more transparency regarding that stuff since there seems to be talents leaving because of it.
>>90734527also it looked like the haptic feedback would be coming in right at her boobie height. she could masturbate with it
>>90734559I see, thank you for the clarification.
>>90734559She says she likes a lot of things and participating in it doesn't mean she like it's that much since it's one of the few things Cover actually encourages talents to do.
if Pee is stored in the balls and girls don't have balls, where is their pee stored?
Remember when Gura wanted to make wigs out of my pubic hair? I miss her <3
>>90735042Girls have balls too. Their balls are just internal instead of external.
>>90715459Aim better next time.
I have started sitting on an ice-pack to make my balls tighter, i don't like when they hang low and slaps my knees, when i sit on an ice-pack my balls tuck right onto my body, no lose skin whatsoever
MY wife
MY Gurandma.
>>90735157oh nahone...
Okay Gura, this hide and seek round was fun and all, you won, you can come out and play with us now
Goob morning retards
My real girlfriend.
Only men poses like this, congratulations, you've lost gallons to a dude in womens clothing
>>90736328Only a silly little girl could pose like that.
But I’m still eepy…
My back has been sore for days and I don't know why...
That wingstop hit the spot
I'm bored, what do?
>>90738951Eat.
>>90738967I'm on a hunger-strike until Gura cumsback
Hey, not your usual caretaker but later this week is Divegrass before christmas and I entered the team /myth/ which is a team of the 4 active myth teams in the VT league combined. You can see here some returning players and 2 with new models apparently all the gura models were fan made ones and not the MMD. Also chum jar in an actual jar. Kick off is on the 6th. Here's the wiki for anyone thats interested https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//myth/
>>90739157how fat are you? I wanna know how long you can survive until you starve to death
>>90738951Play wc3 customs.
I'm sick of this shit just fucking graduate already we all know it's coming now
>>90739414You can’t just ask how fat somebody is, chumbie. Is rude
>>90739540You shouldn't be anxious about it at this point chumbie. Hololive isn't what it used to be anymore
>>90739414I'm 190lbs @ ~20% bodyfat, i have been down at sub 10% a couple of times, i think i've got a bit over a month in me
I don’t want to lose desireI don’t want to lose my fireIt’s time to countdown the fightingJust one way to freedomFreedomFREEEEDOOMMM
Knife spoon?
>>90739686damn you're gonna miss out on all the christmas food...
>>90735875>>90736049M Y wife
>>90740020Umm…sir, that’s a knife spoon
>>90739540Till then, we suffer.
I liked when gura and fauna peed at the same time
Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career:https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=16270https://youtu.be/YDE376Lqjn8?t=9644So which of this is it:1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style
Chumbie prime and her saplings; we salute you. O7
>>90740522It’s number 6 cumbud Sophia urista style
Everytime i come here this is what i imagine you guys look like
I've heard that Gura has health issues because her throat and vagina are sore. Who did it?
>>90740926Me
I need more Goom and Moom.
>>90741047Are you from Scandinavia?
>>90740926Did you really hear this??
>>90741086Nyo, I assume you're asking because the filename. I just fucked up erasing some of the filename and didn't notice.
>>90740894Nah. I lost 30 pounds so far
>>90741104I've beeen staring at that gif for an hour now and it hasn't moved yet, what gives?
>>90741104Yeah, my dad works at Cover
>>90741170Sugoi!!!
>>90740345i liked that too
Gura...
I want to live where it’s like this all the time. https://youtu.be/qz2SeEzxMuE
MAKEATLANTISGUUUREATAGAIN!
>>90741941*i am retarded + just woke up
>>90742053Goob morning retard
>>90734389Keep her safe Rimworldbud
*squeebs unconditionally*
>>90734389She looks kind of hungry
uh, who’d she unfollow?
Baguuuraette honhonhon
>>90742442
>>90742260about that...also there's like 200 other zombies in the way right now...
I find it interesting that Ame chose to keep affiliation while Fauna chose to completely separate from Hololive…hmmmm
>>90742384you want to answer that for the like 7 other mystery unfollows? nobody cares about unfollows dude
>>90742900A lot of people care about unfollows
Please call me a retard.
>>90742975apparently not cause nobody ever says who she unfollowed
>>90743006You're too smart, sorry.
>>90743083Is it even possible to do a SDIFF on twitter follow data?
>>90743083It’s not any of the recent ones and it isn’t Risu. So idk.
I just realized I was wearing my underwear inside out…
these apple empanadas i bought came with a packet of sugar to put on them. i ate the empanads. There's a bunch of sugar left. Should i shovel the pure sugar into my mouth y/n
Im never gonna get my tail pillow...
>>90742813Uuu...
hewwlo chummies o/
>>90742895I genuinely believe the affiliate thing is being tested for Gura specifically. I remember Ame saying she’s basically the “testing Guinea pig” for this new affiliate route.
>>90743599No just use it for something else, unless you like eating pure sugarI'd sprinkle it on pancakes or bake something with it
>>90742502La buuusé
>>90743547It will be daijobu
>>90743809hewwogoobye
>>90743912That stream was so silly
>>90743847
>>90744169
from 133 to 132
>>90744455I must know who she unfollowed…
>>90743683Imagine stuffing this tail between your legs like a pillow qnd then she smacks you in the balls
>>90744588it has to be an old one because the last 40 remains the same
For Kirin and Cuuunny!
>>90743912Still don't understand why she was so insecure about this drawing. I thought it was perfectly fine.
>>90745014She's insecure about everything. That's what being bullied relentlessly in school does to you.
>>90745014she compares herself ot people better than her and finds herself lacking all the time
>>90745098I mean like the drawing is objectively fine. I don't think she's seen what actually bad drawings look like.
>>90745201Like you have to go out of your way to make really ugly looking drawings.
>>90742384>>90742900@mzrz555the previous unfollows at the end of october were @hitsukuya @sunidey @nakajin_sekaino. Also @Spamella_Maroo deleted their account
>>90745449thansk
"Boys ARE confusing" - Gawr Gura, Bully, anno 2022. What did she mean by that?https://youtu.be/hjdsUPEtNoA?t=823
>>90745996testosterone is a hell of a drug
>>90745449Is there a way to check this after the unfollows or you keep track constantly ? Even in that case how do you access to the full following list ? as far as I know you can't access to the full following list, it only shows some of them
I finally got my exercise bike and set it up and it's fun. I will see how long this enthusiasm lasts. I'm taking it really slow and hoping my butt will hurt less as it gets used to it.
>>90745449is there a logic or a pattern behind these?
>>90746612I should get myself one too
>>90746612>>90746849A RowErg (Like a Concept2) is a much better choice than an exercise bike, your body will thank you
>>90746988>$999Time to start saving some money
>>90746988That might be good advice for dino chumbie but I'm not changing course when I have exercise bike right next to me.
>>90746394i just have a list from back when you could see all follows, and when her follower count changes i manually go through all of them and see if it says she's following them
>>90747118There are cheaper brands.
Duolingo tried to jew me out of $84 last September and I had to stop doing my French lessons while I disputed the transaction on my credit card. RIP 125 day streak.What's the hardest you've ever been jew'd chumbies?>inb4 "muh chatroom" seething from tourists, newfags, cuckposters and other assorted catalogmonkeys.
>>90747175Based dedicatedbud
>>90747576I paid for a year of youtube premium
>>90747791How on earth did that happen
>>90747576what kind of threatening shit is this damn dude
>>90747943I liked being able to lock my phonescreen while listening to streams. Saves battery
>>90747967I think it's just modern normie millennial gay corpo "humor". Consider this other slide from the year in review.>>90748008Oh yeah I remember you, you and that other chumbie were butting heads several weeks ago right? That was funny.Have you considered NewPipe? That's how I listen to audio streams, download video/audio, etc. The only downside is I don't think NewPipe has an account sign-in function, so no way to view age-restricted or members' content, but for most things it provides that same screen-off functionality for free.
>>90713605I like this song
>>90747791youtube premium pisses me off. literally all they have to do to get my money is offer a free sub like twitch does, and they can't even do that.
how we feeling chumbos?
>>90748450they're starting to give ads to premium users now too
>>90748384Same desu. Felt it was particularly appropriate for these circumstances, out of all the chant soundposts I've made.I should really make more of those soon.
>>90748505On standby and waiting for her command.
will she start the fire
>>90748505eh
>>90749446Yeeeeeessss... the fire riiiiises...
How goes your reading Biblebud
>>90749614fire fire start the fire
>>90751021Hi it's me. I know I deleted my account and do miss you. Just wish you did not take things out on me. I hope you are doing well.
>>90751021I finished Deuteronomy a couple days ago. I'm reading through this book that goes into depth on the pentateuch more
>>90751581
>>90749446Maybe, but I know we didnt start the fire
>>90751664Don't worry about it.
>>90751693The fire has already started. Fauna called out the enemy
>>90751660BasedMight I inquire as to the wisdom offered by this study guide
Wife soon?
>>90751797Its called The Torah: A Beginner's Guide. Its pretty neat, I read a chapter and it talked about how the dead sea scrolls were found and whatnot.
>>90751841Knife...Spoon
>>90751841Sooner or later
>>90751994I love scriptural context. It reveals the richness of the Word and the biblical narrative so much more clearly
https://youtu.be/VbV0Y_lovYs
>>90751841Tommorow.
>>90751285Hehe, ehehehe, FIRE, ehehehehe, FIREFIRE
>>90752596what
>>90752883Here you go newbud, have some culturehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XchwE9zVdnw
>>90753096My parents banned that show.they also banned rugrats cuz they thought the art sucked.
>>90753096aight
>>90753597Okay, I can respect parents gatekeeping aesthetics for their kids' media, but come on, Beavis and Butthead was funny
>>90753925they let me watch dexter's laboratory.
>>90753925nta, but my mom actually watched beavis and butthead more than me
>>90753597>>90753925I had a friend in school with fundie christian parents that wouldn't even let him watch Power Rangers because it had the word "power" in it but it wasn't about God.
>>90755439Rest in Rangers
i had the helicopter parents too. no PG13/R movies, no Ren & Stimpy (fair), no Power Rangers, no Mortal Kombat, no FPS games (not even goldeneye). and look where i am today.but others have it worse. there was a girl i talked to - in her 20s, in college - and her parents told her she wasn't allowed outside past 8PM.
>>90756218good parents, her chances of getting raped are higher at college than any other time in her life
Thinking of gooba a lot
Thinking of gooba butt
>>90744704For s’ghetti too!!!
>>90757355I love s’ghetti!
>>90754175>Hey puppet pal Mitch>*BONK*
Off, once again, to the nightshift
>>90758887alright this song is fire.
>>90759042I love Weird Al
>>90758887Goob luck chumbie
>>90759456C'mere you
>>90713423Anyone have her full color? Sound only is ok
>>90759976Just look it up on youtube.
>>90758273
>>90759976https://litter.catbox.moe/b85imj.mp4
full color good
>>90760439
>>90760488Amazing. Helpful buds are the best
>>90758887
>>90760781The beat remind me of classic pops
Is Gura even real?
>>90761006Marry me choccybud I lub your choccy drink
>>90761238no she's just a mass hallucination
>>90761463Are you real?
Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?
>>90761580I'm standing right behind you
discordbuds, summon back the horde with your boosts
I used to think steam sales getting shittier was bad, but looking into buying other things and seeing all the scams where they raise the price and there aren't real sales at all has made me thankful that video games will not betray me.
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
>>90762537Gura is a fembud
>>90762537the problem is fembuds only want gura instead of chumbies....in all fairness chumbies don't hold a candle to gura.
>>90758887Stay safe out there bud.
Are we all creepy perverts?
>>90763084ye!
>>90758887Make sure you get your vitamin D, mag, and zinc. Working graveyards can fuck your testosterone levels.
Are you a chumbabooey?
>>90760488Honestly, Mori's version is better
>>90763352you have sullied this thread with filthy words of heresy, anonhow do you plead?
>>90763693Enlightened.
>>90763778as expected... *BLAM*
imagine killing gura for liking the pink woman
>>90764090Only gura is allowed to like mori, that much is setted.
>>90764090I would sexually bully Gura for liking the pink woman T u T
>>90762727>>90763209
>>90764547
