>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistLeave a helpful post today.Previous thread: >>92018188
>scege has a crush on pittarilmaoooo
https://voca.ro/1gzmpwAX5rZiA watch along of a kuku fallout new Vegas broadcast.
The diary helps
Do you ever have sexual thoughts about your oshi?
>>92084350yes
Yes, it's grown to a distracting amount it's making it difficult to do things.
>>92084504Meant for>>92084350
>>92084350I want him so bad
>>92084350No, I don't feel sexually or romantically attracted to my oshi
>>92084350I had a sex dream about her last night
>>92084652I was like this for a long time but my oshi said something one day that turned on a switch that never got turned off
>>92084350Occasionally I do but I mostly have thoughts of cuddling together and enjoying each other's company while we're wrapped in a warm blanket
>>92084641He's so hot
>>92084350I used to be normal. My oshi started doing whore stuff and I went along with it. Now my mind goes sexual with everyone cute I like and I feel a little bad about it.
You've always been good enough. Maybe someday you'll be able to see that for yourself. Nyanbatte
>>92085516I wish I were good enough then and I don't think I'm good enough now or will ever be. Things have just gotten worse and worse and I feel like I have to keep trying harder and harder to hide it and fake it.
Oshisex
>>92085516How I wish someone would actually say this to me...
So you still want me?
>>92085946I do.
>>92084350what do you think?
>>92085960I'm not worth the effort and sacrifice.
>>92086151You're worth everything. Whether by your will or not, there is no fate now that can bear my heart hence from you.
>>92084350No, I aspire to be at my oshis level
Who's the /asp/ equivalent of>Gawr GuraAutistic, comedic, airheaded>Amelia WatsonCreative, genuine, sweet>Takanashi KiaraEnergetic, outgoing, otaku>Calliope MoriChuuni, cheerful, passionate >Ninomae Ina'nisEasy going, artist, playful
>>92084350Almost always even to the point I comm'd myself fucking her
>>92087150Iriya...
>>92087150Bro... did they consent at least
>>92087339No because they're never meant to be public
Im no ones oshi and no has sexual thoughts about me so its an uphill battle but at least it shows me i need to work harder
What /asp/ie has the highest chance of getting into Nijisanji EN, a virtual liver service, and why is it me, Kankuro?
>>92088941Because Kankuro is the only human who thinks that Nijisanji would benefit him rather than just ending up like Twisty or Kunai, thousands of dollars in debt to have less viewership than on your PL with an even worse revenue cut
>>92084350Not at all. The idea is unreasonable and a little sickening
>>92089016Do you think he believes it still or is he just coping because of sunken cost fallacy?
>>92089016We tried to warn him but now I want to see him get into Niji. Just to see how fast he'll crumble because even as an aspie he's been getting brainworms, now imagine how bad it will get if he ever gets into Niji
Are there any good corpos left? With so many talents leaving Hololive and Nijisanji in the state it's been, it feels hopeless.
>>92089212VShoujo and Phase seem to be the best in terms of talent treatment. But Vshoujo isn't really a traditional corpo.
>>92089212Vtubing is dead“Year of the indie” my assYeah good luck taking off an indie now that you have to compete with a flood of ex corpos
>>92089262What about corpos for males?
>>92089325FSP but good luck since even in their first wave, they mostly only accepted people with large pre-existing fanbases and the second wave was only guys with large fanbases. Expect any subsequent waves to have high expectations for it's applicants.
>>92089352it's so over
>>92089352How big is "large"?
>>92089447Well I know that Zander runs an ASMR channel of over 100K subscribers
>>92089325Forget about corpos, take the indie boyband pill. Many JP chuubas took this route and some large indies have even grouped up with smaller indies in various side projects. This concept is still largely untouched in the west and I don't understand why
>>92089447Don't expect to be taken seriously below 20k followers.
>>92090190>untouched in the westbecause the west had their mainstream boyband phase back in the 90s with NSYNC. TV boy bands happened in the 2000s with Jonas Brothers and Bigtime Rush. Then KPop happen and it's been dead in the west since. Then you have people who try to push it like Alpin who does a concert half assed which was just becomes a glorified karaoke with arm flailing but at least he had fun. But as much as male vtubing gets shit on, male vtuber idols and vtuber boy bands get looked down upon even by other males
>>92090190Manufactured idols are a very Asian thing. It's not popular here in the West because we value individualism.
I confessed to my oshi and she told me she loves me too so now we are a cute lesbian couple. Never give up.
>>92090601I've always been a strong proponent for vtuber boybands. A lot of people will talk about why it hasn't worked before and why it can't ever work. But I feel like singing/doing a boyband is one of he few activities that can translate well into vtuber/live2d models. I feel like it's just a similar case of Tekken in Pakistan. Before Arslan Ash came along, no one in Pakistan gave a shit about Tekken. One guy comes along, becomes the top Tekken player in the world and now Pakistan is the second most successful country in completive Tekken, in front of Japan and the United States and only behind Korea. I feel like it's the same with vtuber boybands. There's no Arslan Ash yet to show other vtubers that vtuber boybands can work as a concept, so people just dismiss the idea as a pipe dream. But some day some guys are going to run with the idea, become insanely successful and then you'll have ever male vtuber desperately looking for their own group to join swearing singing has been their passion this entire time.
>>92091166>lesbians>cuteOne of you looks like post death Jabba the Hutt and the other one looks like a hollow from Dark Souls and there is no deviation here
>>92091385>looks like a hollow from Dark SoulsWhy you gotta call me out like that :(
>>92091344>there's this massive untapped market People keep saying the same thing about brotubers and yet people try and try to make it work and it never does
I found a group of small vtubers that operate as a collective. There's maybe five or six of them. While a lot of them do their own solo streams, they also collab with each other a lot. Post are pngtubers. Not even human models, more like cute non-human mascot characters. What are the odds of any of them making it? I feel like the non-human models is probably going to be their biggest draw back. As far as numbers go they usually hover around 1-very low 2 view.
>>92091963FIVE UV EM
>>92091963Historically, they've never been more than a glorified crew.
>>92091963>that operate as a collectiveYou mean, they're friends who play games together?
>>92091963that sounds like a group of friends that are just having fun, anon. if you ask me they already "made it."
Reach out to that aspie you miss, it’s Christmas
>>92092825die
>>92092930Kill yourself Grinch
>>92092825He wont really message back anymore
I'm not a big computer guy. I have problems running newer games and vtube studio at the same time without the game lagging. Is getting a newer graphics card all I need to fix this? I thought you need a fair amount of ram as well to run multiple programs at the same time. Would I need more ram too? I have 32 gb.
>>92091963Too vague to form an opinion on.
>>92089212I still think Holo is good.
https://www.twitch.tv/kashadatwolf/v/2332384498?sr=a&t=41474sUnexpected Cody Cameo
>>92090190>>92090601>>92090639Nips have always had strong utaite culture since niconico douga era and it's just natural development for them. A group of guys singing anime songs under ikemen avatars and doing funny segments in cons? Those guys have done it a decade before vtubing was even a thing.The west didn't have this culture and worse, some western chuubas are ironic weebs who are not even into anime. The concept won't work in the west unless you have guys that were into utaite culture and they embrace idol stuff. Closest thing to this would be, unironically, SEA male chuubas
>>92093195You need to inspect what your computer is doing when it is lagging through opening up task manager and seeing which one of your components is maxing out.It could be your graphics card, it could be your RAM, it could be your CPU.
>>92092825If I do then they'll hurt me again
>>92093195it's complicated, could be a lot of things and you could throw money at it until it stops, but profiling is the first step>run task manager and performance monitor, see if any of the retarded windows shit is eating resources>check your OBS config is using appropriate encoding>make sure you're not thermal throttling>trim browser fat (close or at least unload tabs, especially youtube)>run ShutUp10++ and trim windows fat>double check your system's config, actually using the gpu not the igpu, boosting hasn't been disabled, xmp is enabled, etcand then if everything actually checks out, it's usually cpu or gpu just not being up to the task of crunching all the numbers you're throwing at it, especially if your rigger thought 8000 meshes was fine and you're trying to play cyberpunk on ultra
>>92093757Looks like my graphics card. Memory is also sorta high.
>>92094186memory always looks high on modern systemshave to dig deeper to see if it's actually a problem and it usually isn't unless it's 800 tabs
>>92094314only 800?
>>92089352Rosco and Malim were 1views
>>92089325How viable would running a small indie corpo be as a small business?>find poorfag pngtubers with a decent following>draft up a contract, you give them a startup allowance of $2,000-3000 so they can get a high quality live2d model>in exchange they sign a contract that they'll be working for you for the next 3 or so years, they'll have to stream for x amount of hours/days and any profit they make, you take a cut fromBasically gamble on vtubers to see which ones will blow up. Gambling correctly means your company gets more famous as your talents get more famous. One of them decides to leave you after their contract is over and end up joining an actual corpo like Hololive? People will now know your company as the starting point for the next Gawr Gura.
>>92095685NEXAS died less than a year inIf you have no idea what you're doing, it's not gonna workAlso you need to make it a legitimate business and register it, and have to make sure people sign and follow your contract.
>>92095685>How viable would running a small indie corpo be as a small business?considering you probably have no experience with talent management, business management, sponsor and product relations, or really anything else related to running a vtuber agency? As viable as every other rich kid started black corpo that's folded within months of its founding in the last four years.
>>92096023Nah I'd win.
i wish one of you stabbed me i don't have the energy to do it myself i just want the reward
>>92095685beyond this 'startup allowance' what are you actually offering these talents? The opportunity to pay back your generous loan? Your glowing and clout-laden personality?
>>92095685Given like 80% of corpos go bust within 3 years and outside of Holo and Niji none of them are breakaway successes, not very viableAlso>$2000-3000 startup allowance>high quality live2d modellmao, that would pay for just the art and you're just giving this to the talent themselves? Are you buying their IP off them to turn their PNG into a L2D? Are you expecting them to create a new design all on their own? Are you stupid?Also>find poorfag pngtubers with a decent followingIf they've got decent followings, then how are they poorfags? If they are, clearly they don't know how to monetise themselves which is a problem you're supposed to solve but you haven't actually presented a plan to do that outside of giving them a prettier modelI really don't think you have any idea what you're doing. Vtubing corpos are notoriously poorly managed because they're primarily run by people who think streaming is a get rich quick scheme and is just pure luck based. Ad revenue on streams is terrible, donations are pretty slim too unless you get an oiler (in which case you better be careful that your talent doesn't just circumvent you and have the oiler deposit the money straight into their own bank account), most of the money for vtubers in a corpo setting comes from merch and events. You also have a huge responsibility of looking after your talents. Artists/talents whatever you want to call them, especially good ones, are usually complete retards who are incapable of self-management and are horrifically mentally ill. One of the reason that Hololive is so successful is because they treat their talents like unironic children with some of the managers actually doing house visits to the girls to bring them food, clean up their house, making sure they're taking medication, bathing and just not killing themselves through neglect. Also you are going to need to manage the most severe menheras in the world.You need a lot more than a few thousand dollars and a contract to make this work. You need skills in talent management, mental healthcare, merchandising, logistics, business relations to score sponsorships and event opportunities, as well as a good understanding of the entire landscape as a whole. If you just think this is an easy way to make money, I have some seaside property in Switzerland to sell you.
>>92096023>>92096241>>92096251ITT: 1views explaining how to make money through vtubing.
>>92096367You're so right sis. Make sure you drop the audition announcement to your cool new corpo when you launch so we can watch it crash. You've got this girl!
>>92096251The only people that truly lose in small corpos are the small corpos themselves.They waste all their money and get nothing in return (except maybe sexually harrassing some of the talent).The talents are varying degrees of getting fucked depending on the contract and % cut, but in general, they'll be fine once they leave or the corpo dies because they can become an indie with the fanbase they were able to achieve, and they get to have that corpo experience in their resume if they ever apply to a real corpo.
>>92096367>If you're not a billionaire, you can't comment how billionaires made their money>if you haven't made your own toothbrush, you can't comment on how you're supposed to brush your teeth>if you haven't made your own underwear, you can't comment on how to put it on
>>92096367t. 0view butthurt that he can't just buy a harem of vtubers to make money for him despite having no talent or abilities for management
>>92096367Just do it King!Also, can you also lend me $5K for a totally real not a scam business venture pretty plz?
>>92096412This is why anyone planning a corpo needs a very, very clear strategy. VAllure, for all their faults, has done this extremely well and Stronny has fucking nailed it.
>>92096462>Stronny has fucking nailed itYeah Pimping has been around for thousands of years anon
>>92096498So has cute girls entertaining men for money, but somehow corpo jews keep fucking it up
>>92096426jokes on you I wear nothing under my skit
https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalschShooting everyone I can in Vigor
>>92095685name literally one thing that will make you succeed where dozens of better financed corpos before you have failed that will entice anyone to work for you and give you a portion of their income from the work they will do
LINK ANCHOR POST! Reply if you're going live!
>>92096955>>92096643
>>92096955https://www.twitch.tv/nahdragonturtlehttps://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalschhttps://www.twitch.tv/sunalbionishttps://www.twitch.tv/johannthebutcherhttps://www.twitch.tv/vaipyre
can one of you get pregnant? denpa? I NEED a pregnant oshi
>>92097423Be your own oshi.
Love aspMwah
Fythol was the last good /asp/ie
>>92098070Fythol is a bad person
>>92098138Yeah and I'm Barack Obama
>>92098165Thanks Obama
>>92098070I believe in the Fythoid Supermachy
>>92098312Hey Pafu
>>92098651>supermachy
>>92098138Anyone who spends any substantial amount of time on 4chan is a bad person.
>>92099070projection
>>92082237Playing some Hunt and peaking off ADHD medshttps://www.twitch.tv/purrsonvthttps://kick.com/purrsonvt
>>92099070skill issue
>>92093475ahahahhahahahhahahahhaahahhaahahahhahha
>>92093475those models are hideous
>>92093475>>92099967I agree honestly. Do these people just not see how ugly those models are?Also>I reported him for harassmentkek
>>92099070Said the guy on 4chan
>>92093475cody please drop a vupechat trolling compilation after they ban you
Pafu pee…..
Recommend me some artists on vgen. Anyone you’ve commissioned before that you were happy with.
>>92093475>>92101113More /asp/ies should come to Vupechat. It's actually fun, but it's only alive on Saturdays and on other days when special guests are live.
>>92102060Good to know. I'll stream it this Saturday.
>>92102141I might be nice and give away my invite codes on the 25th. Or you can try signing up at https://vupechat.com/ and just fill in the form, as much as they market it as VTuber Omegle it's carefully controlled so no webcams with dicks out and all that, you can apply for virtual camera access through VTube Studio as well.
>>92102028All the ones I know have full slots
>>92082237Who is this? His model looks fat but his legs don’t. Why would you make the representation of yourself fatter than your actual self? Like a reverse denpa.
>>92100762Wrong again schizo I don't even have a pp
>>92102673women aren't real stupid
>>92101987Proof we got her to drink water. Drink more water Pafu
>>92091344>Before Arslan Ash came along, no one in Pakistan gave a shit about Tekkenno, pakistan has had an insanely developed tekken scene since the early 2000s, arslan literally even said there were at least 20 people better than him in pakistan when he won that first evo out of nowhere.the world didn't know about pakistan but it was definitely insanely developed as it was, almost none of the paki players we see hitting tourneys started after arslans dominancei agree with your point about vtuber boybands, it can probably work in the west
>>92103860how i wish that were true
Hi, I atill qant to be groomed for some money, I am willing to do stuff ad long as you offer me money, I am pretty open to a lot of stuff as long as there is money involved. I just need some money
>>92105714That's called getting a job retard.
>>92105778This is a thread for aspiring vtubers, so it's kind of rude to try dissuading someone from following their aspirations and dreams.
I too am opened to being groomed by an attractive woman for money. I'm not really open to anything, and honestly I'll probably just ignore you most of the time, but you're still free to send me money. Serious inquiries onlyhttps://x.com/shaniachanvt
>>92105714Check your email
>>92105778I want to get employment groomed then
>>92103892I want Pafu to piss on my dick and suck it clean
>>92106381And there was nothing...
>>92106665Obviously, dumbass.
>>92106685Why are you so mean
Aspiring sexpests general when?
>>92107086You're in it miss turner
>>92107086Go to the /trash/ thread for that.
I want Rottie to piss on the floor and lick it up
>>92107270camui...
>>92107133I should rewatch the 3 first movies
Denpa doing a collab with corpo vtubers and other well known vtubers proves that the thread schizos cant hurt anyone here. All they can do is whine and cry about someone for years.
>>92107433but denpa IS a thread schizo
>>92095685>$2000>work for you for the next 3 yearslol okay calm down there bezos
>>92108512Mans trying to start a New Never Been Tried Before MLM scheme with vtubers.
>>92109283male licks male? i'm in
You guys better be good or else I'll guide Santa away from your house!Ruadh The Red-Haired Reindeer!
love you, anon
>>92109412love you too, anon.
Kill yourself shania
you can't drop dead, i need you to stream
>>92109760how did I hurt your feelings today
>>92109412Love you too, please be well.
Christmas eve is tomorrow and I have no holiday stream plans. What the fuck do I do?
>>92109812convincing enough, i'll try to stay alive.no promises though.
>>92107433She's a VAllure orbiter and they're dumb enough to involve her in collabs when everyone else knows that she is bad news. If she gets hired for Gen 2, the company is dead.
>>92110169Just do what I plan to do and starve yourself I am tired of not being 45kg with my 170cm height. I am so close to the goal but I am still so ugly.
>>92110237Proof that the thread schizos cant do shit to hurt anyone's reputation.
>>92107480denpa is THE thread schizo thank you very much. learn to respect the QUEEN.
>>92110099Smoking weed and shitting 4chan isn't a personality, once again, kill yourself.
>>92110687cope
>>92110687Thank u once again for your valued critique. I hope u have a merry christmas comforting a guy who will never love u back.
>>92110946You aren't me. Fucking loser.
>>92110237This is some impotent seething lmao
>>92111178Are they wrong
>>92111178she is already on stronny's black list for talents lol
with my dark powers I summon rin wasabi the forbidden one
>>92111226Yes
>>92111294>le blacklistyou're just recycling at this point, retire
>>92111629But you don't want to explain how any of its wrong since you can't right? Ok schizo.
>>92111629>>92111740>1 minute apartare you just arguing with yourself at this point?
wheres the fuckin magma
Live now! Back to Baldur's Gate for another bit! This city is too large & we're only in the first section! So much to do!https://www.twitch.tv/ruadhuacailte
i love my oshi, watching and spending time with him is the only thing that keeps me going.
i hate my oshi looking at other girls he should only be looking at meeeeeee
Is it bad to have to pay for someone else to make a new L2D for yourself despite being an artist?
>>92112225>Is it bad to have to pay for someone elseyes. don't be a lazy ass
>>92096426Unironically this is all true though.Common argument is>you can't say that Adam Sandler's movies are garbage unless you've made a successful movieAnd that's very true no matter how much you chuds want it to not be.
>>92112558Uncut diamond was a banger, made my grandma leave with how uncomfortable it was, and my mom stopped the movie at the hooker scene. He is a genius
>>92112225No. Plenty of artists have models done by other people who are more skilled or they just admire their art. Shondo is an accomplished artist and can do models, but she picked Rucaco because she liked Rucaco
>>92112225Not at all, I would've commissioned my oshi if she drew dudes
>>92096132Okay here's the scheme, males only sorry gals.One of us targets an extremely high profile CEO.We assassinate him.We do our best to hide him as much as we can and make sure he gets away with it.As the reward increases, to let's say about 5 million, then we turn him in.We get the 5 million dollars, then we reinvest that money into breaking him out of jail and live happily ever after.
>>92112558>If you're not a doctor, you don't get to think lobotomies are bad>If you're not a Michelin star chef, you don't get a say in how food tastes>If you're not a cobbler, you don't get to say if your shoe is uncomfortableDo you just like licking boots of authority figures or something?
>>92112837yes
>>92112558reminder that these films have all aged like a fine wine
yo guys, gay bucket got me a wee lil game so I will be checking it out!!!!!! hop on in if you feel like it uu https://www.twitch.tv/momomovt
>>92112912Billy Madison is a great film
>>92112837>authority figuresStrawman, this isn't what the argument is.The argument is that unless you have the experience you can't comment on it because you have no foundation for what you're saying.This is like no views giving advice on how to be a successful vtuber. Anyone doing so should be ridiculed.
>>92112923why do you have followers only chat???
>>92111740>don't you want to engage with me by writing paragraphs and paragraphs about my schizo obsession????NTA but lol you're mad they gave you a concise answer
>>92096426More like the faggot who lives in his parents basement telling you how you can be a millionaire by investing in crypto.
>>92113032>StrawmanThe answer is obviously "yes". This anon is a bootlicker.
Would you love me if I was a worm?
>>92112971for me, it's the waterboyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I2-14y6-jMsaw this for the first time in at least a decade the other day and somehow I still remembered like half the dialogue
>>92113244Okay next time you need surgery, don't go to a doctor, go to a homeless man on the street.Oh but that's not what you want?Why?According to you they are the same in their capabilities.
>>92113262Wormtuber eats dirt live on camera
>>92113217You don't get it. We want you to go out and start your retarded corpo pyramid scheme. It will be really really funny.
Interrupting your assorted pointless and stupid drama to ask for thoughts?
>>92113365YESSSS WE NEED A TRADESMAN ASPIE PLEASE
>>92113365What the fuck, how is my drama pointless? Your model, which looked like a dooby copy, is now reduced to shit in my eyes, fuck you
>>92113608silly schizo, all drama is pointless
>>92113608oh no, how will they survive without you
>>92113608based drama enjoyer
>>92113032>The argument is that unless you have the experience you can't comment on it because you have no foundation for what you're saying.This literally is what appeal to authority is. I don't need to be an expert to have an informed opinion on what I personally enjoy>This is like no views giving advice on how to be a successful vtuber. Anyone doing so should be ridiculed.They can still have informed opinions. A reminder than people like Doki were struggling 2 views. Batatvideogames was a 1 view for years.
>>92113365OOOOOOOOH VERY GOOOD
>>92113365What happened to youe hands and feetsAre you amputeevtuber
>>92113316>Okay next time you need surgery, don't go to a doctor, go to a homeless man on the street.How do you know the homeless man isn't a surgical expert? Are you an expert surgeon reviewer? You don't have the necessary qualifications to make that judgement
>/asp/ unironically arguing with a credentialism schizonovel at the least I guess
>>92110302Please don’t, Anon. You’re aiming for severely underweight. I don’t know why you think this is necessary but it’s not.
>>921141275'6 is 170? Holy shit im like 5'5 it all makes sense nowptmnt
>>921142515’6 is 167
>>92114251170cm is 5.57 ft so I rounded
twitch, from Dec 23, 2023 to Dec 23, 2024; all my viewers are /asp/iesUnited States: 55%Latin America: 18%Canada: 10%Europe: 6%Australia: 2%Russia: 2%Philippines: 1%
>>92113729>They can still have informed opinions.Doki was not giving advice until after success. Your argument is self-defeating.>This literally is what appeal to authority is.Experience does not make an authority. You're uninformed as to what that fallacy actually is.In your worldview, why don't we go up to random homeless people for surgery? You'll never be able to answer this honestly because of your cognitive dissonance.>>92113850>necessary qualifications to make that judgementPlease define your qualifications to be able to judge if a homeless man is capable of surgery or not. Go on, we all want to laugh at you.
DAILY REMINDER:- Talk to your community- Make tweets- Remember to be happy- Enjoy holidays!!!I ASK FOR THEM, I CARE, MALES DO YOUR MINIMUM JOB, I WANT TO WATCH THOSE TWEETS AND I WANT TO GIVE THEM A LIKE, DO YOUR PART NOW!!!
>>92110302>170cmLmao manlet
>>92114339Oh fuck I just realized how stupid I am. Decimal not inches I’m a retard
>>92114359>Russia: 2%>Philippines: 1%There is no aspie from these places
>>92114399Lanklet cope
>>92113365Looks good to me anon
>>92114373>Please define your qualifications to be able to judge if a homeless man is capable of surgery or not. Go on, we all want to laugh at you.No you tell me what makes you qualified to make the judgement call you need to be qualified to perform surgery.You can see how appeals to authority fall apart into an infinite cycle and why it's a logic fallacy, right?
>>92114393Thank you Grace, have a merry christmas too
>>92114476>RussiaOlgaPotentially 3rd>PhillipinesRuraTiny
>>92096955back to god of war! time to show boy da way!!
>>92114476>all my viewers are /asp/ies, adjacents and /asp/-viewersfixedand, technically yes, we do have /asp/ies from these places
>>92114373Show your credentials that show you have the authority to have an opinion on what is and is not an authoritative source. You fucking nerd.
>>92114825forgor link https://www.twitch.tv/cipherlunis
>>92114393Who are you
this slug is cute!
>>92114663>>92114846>qualifications can't actually exist in a chud's world viewlol
>>92092825Lava come back…
>>92115801>strawmanYou just can't help but throat fallacies
Lmao my Xitter got suspended due to bot behaviorIt was a good run, rip
>>92113262You're already a worm and I love you.
>>92117328
Why did Haru leave?
I love male vtubers!Keep up the good work, men! Never stop streaming!
>>92117328NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOITS MEGINOVER
>>92117328bot behavior?
>>92113106I didn't know... thanks TT. Don't even know how long I had it for TT
242nd for /asp/ love :]
>>92117707people found out about her cosplay pics and realized haru isn't a cute boy but a girl larping as a femboy
Let's play a game.Name a smaller aspie and give them advice on how and what to improve to grow.
>>92120149Iriya. He can grow nice and big by letting me suck his dick and give him a boobjob.
>>92120255Who writes this stuff?
>>92120296Iriya.
>>92120149All the youtube /asp/ies should go to twitch.
>>92113594Not a tradie just a lil' (5' 5-6") dude who likes to use tools and make stuff. Sorry if that's disappoint.>>92113608Can this "dooby" restore a rusted up, busted up, out of wack bench plane to working condition?>>92113798Sorry forgot to unhide them no foots though.
>>92121271twitch sucks
>>92121389>Sorry if that's disappointAbsolutely not. I just meant anyone that works with tools. I’ve only recently pulled myself away from my computer and started learning to use tools myself so knowing you use use tools for anything makes me happy and excited to meet you when you debut <3
Does anyone know a good website or program that would let me draw with my viewers?
>>92123182Magma
honk
>>92124129mwah
>>92123246Thanks anon, I'll test it out
>>92124129tuah
>>92120059which is just better, now its a femboy vtuber with a womb to carry our children and the ftm drugs will make them insanely horny
Goddamn, must have been a Christmas miracle but my dick felt so big and thick compared to usual while I was jerking it
>have to download LoL and play it because biboo is also downloading and playing LoLwelp might as well join purrson
>>92128581Poor lionman was losing his sanity today as well
>>92114480manlytears spotted
>>92128936my psyche has become worn and frayed, im tired papi
>>92102028What do you need though? Emotes, general art, chibis?
>>92130936Gross! I vomited on impact!
>>92128581
>>92130936Combined ccv: 12
>>92130936 is Xia still a vtuber? I thought she stopped after Elliott groomed her
>>92130936The range of model quality is pretty funny. You have people like Ruadh and Alpin next to a flat png. It's kind of cute.
>>92131261Neither streamed much in the last year.
Which aspies would explode in popularity if they had money to spend freely on streaming stuff? (Mic, commissions, models, etc.)
>>92131719Sukadrii
>>92131411Quality is definitely all over the place but there's only 6 flat pngs in the crowd if you believe that.
>>92131719all of them
>>92131719Money to spend freely implies unlimited time to stream so that's a freebie
I want to upgrade my microphone from usb to xlr.any suggestion for budget XLR mics and audio interfaces?
>>92132285Depends how low your budget is but you could get pretty far with like a rode nt1 and a umc22, which is what i used to use
I want to graduate so bad ngl. I don't think I'm cut out for this. I don't think I can achieve what I want even if I'm consistently doing it. I think sometime next year, I'll just end it all.
>>92133263So just do it.
>>92131664she's streamed a handful of times in the past few months and has been on a few collabsi haven't streamed on my own channel since may though; i'll have the time to stream a bit more in the new year hopefully
>>92133263Weird larp but ok
>>92133263this but unironically
Which aspie so you wish streamed more?
>>92133571me. i need to stream more
>>92130936did I just step into a time warp
>>92133998No but you might be close to discovering long term memory and object permanence.
>>92133571this guy >>92133628
>>92131742LMAO great joke
>>92134574Then stop playing the part of one
Beryl… come home
>>92136464Shania I know you smoke a lot of weed but you post too much to be illiterate
>>92137550This is somehow too far for me.
>>92137654Reminder that you have the power to make these posts and posters go away.
>>92137550Iriya...
>>92114825ty for stopping by! god of war was a fun and pretty game :)
Going live on Twitch! :D Come join!
L is for the way you look at me
>>92137965You have enough woman problems already, not getting better
>>92138643o is for the way you oogle at me
>>92138818V is very very extrascordinary
>>92139316e is for especially taking my breath away
>>92139401R is for Retarded, which I am!
>>92139401P is for the way you poo and pee
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>>92140422wow so deep
>>92133263 we can graduate together
>>92141472Shut the fuck up
Thanks Jannies
I do miss rura.
>>92142347shut the fuck up, you keep making the exact same post every day every thread but you dont actually care about her
You add unnecessary tension in my life, I hate you. I always feel like something is going to crush me because of how you act. Grow up.
>>92142806Make sure you give them attention and validation.
>>92143176Seems like something you should DM to someone
>>92143813They ran away like a coward
>>92133263I SEE THIS POST EVERY THREAD EVERYDAYJUST DO IT ALREADY
>>92089016I'm not sure if after the recent round of fires they will close up shop, but I always liked them better than HololiveNot that Hololive is bad, but I wasn't really into the CGDCT, mostly watched Kiara/Coco
>>92082594qrd?
>>92089212NEXAS
>>92143936I am a coward.I already told you, I won't be in your life soon enough. I told you, you're happier without me there
ubu
>>92145982Please treat yourself well and don't do anything drastic. People care about you.
>>92146190It’s 2 different anons>>92145982That wasn’t me
can you retards at least just post this shit on twitter, not like you can prevent anyone from reading your tweets anymore and we all know who you are so you are literally just shitting up the thread for no reason
>>92145982You’re not in my life now anyways, do the right thing so I can have my life back.
>>92146265It's literally the schizos doing this on purpose to shit up the thread. It's the same exact posts and writing style for over a year now.
Hey Z, I’m not posting any of this so you know. I love you!
Same as it ever was
any good milf asmr asp?
>>92146362Btw I hope you’re feeling better!! Nyanbatte your best today
I FUCKING LOVE ROTTIE POPPURIN AND I WANT TO DATE THIS DORK, MARRY THIS DORK, BUY A HOUSE WITH THIS DORK, TAKE CARE OF THIS DORK, WRITE SONGS WITH THIS DORK, PLAY MONSTER HUNTER WITH THIS DORK, HAVE 20 CATS WITH THIS DORK AND MAKE RESIN CRAFTS WITH THIS DORK THAT WILL SELL FOR A BILLION DOLLARS TO PEOPLE HALF AS DORKY AS THIS WONDERFUL DORK OF A GIRLFRIEND
>>92147509nigger
