hey man
Shiori thread.Shiori board.
Bae a cute.
5/10 ain't bad
Bae cute!
Hololive should hold a fuck a fan contest.
This is the year for lamia lovers like me
SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOE WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOE AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU SCROLL SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/iw2w9u.png
>>92764154>>92764161
>>92764188Ok, which girl?
>>92764249that's a man
holy
>justchads
>>92764222its fuck a fan not fuck a girl
>>92764274Please, women can have thick luscious moustaches and chinstrap beards now.
I love Ina!
>>92764285Tits too big
I also want to take care of Bae, both physically and mentally.
>>92764222No, they pick a random* fan and they get fucked by the other fans.*random fan is totally not just a horny Hosiyomi, Kenzie, or Hooman that volunteered.
Self-love means no more doomscrolling and sleeping at proper hours, Bae
>>92764199anyone can share filter for this post?
Bros
>>92764285Is Ao actually a beautiful sexy woman?
>>92764189I love feet so I hate Lamia
kek shiori
>>92764150
SHIORI LMFAO
>>92764329My friends never do that... They just roll blunts and play magic...
Step 1 of taking care of herself better is sleeping better and she will certainly not do that will she?
>>92764289Oh, so you mean every girl would have to hold a contest to fuck 1 of their fans?
>>92764316others have said she's B-cup
>>92764329Where can I find a friend like this and fuck him silly while he's dressed as Shioli?
>>92764340*poops in your front yard*
I think I'm falling in love with the oreo dork...
>>92764391
>>92764419no its a contest for the fans to fuck a fananyone from a fat schizo to Petra
KonLamy!
I'm gonna have to learn Japanese some day, aren't I?
Does anyone have THAT image of that one weird thing from Hololive?
Waiting for Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
why did bae decide to use bokui wonder if she switches when not on stream
My Ina!
I love love love Gigi!
>NO MORE OVERSLEEPINGImpossible
>>92764403Sounds fun, may I join?
Riddle me this /hlgg/, why is there only 1 POV for the big overwatch collab?
>>92764472There's a more than 0% chance of me being able to lick Petra's armpits while fucking her there, I'll take my chances.
>>92764485
>>92764485I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>92764491>No tattosblegh
Sioli is soo cool
>>92764408She will absolutely not take care of her sleep health and we will never see 19hr fully rested bae ever again
>>92764340you already did this with Gura and Kronii
Lamy is loveLamy is life!
>>92764491God is punishing me specifically by taking her away
>>92764340who cares manfauna doesnt have to care about that anymore, let kronii seethe
>>92764493princess towa demanded it for a condition of become her boyfriend
>>92764485Open at your own risk.
Biboo gone
Bae...
Lapsama my friend
https://youtu.be/w-Mv31HMwLkhttps://youtu.be/w-Mv31HMwLkhttps://youtu.be/w-Mv31HMwLkwitchcraft is starting
no...
you think Fauna sends images like this to other ENs?
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
>>92764147
Only one more hour until Overwatch 2, how are we feeling
>>92764522Yeah, we don't really do infinite combos in EDH to keep things fresh though.
>>92764525To not make the other girls suffer
Haaii minasama konramie
>>92764483https://djtguide.github.io/learn/kana.htmldo this while watching streams
>>92764491SEXO
>>92764594Will she join OW2 with moom later?
uh why is she here
>>92764616That's not how fat content works
MORI'S LIVE AGAIN
>>92764600No... No more... Stop...
The witch is going to practice witchcraft on the rrat
Mori is Live Again!
mori is live again
>Biboo raiding ShioriThis too... is Shiboo
>>92764493I believe she absolutely does it IRL too, she’s that kind of dork
Bae was too sad to collab too much this year
Okayu is almost to the naked shower scene
>>92764666Nope, she sounds like she's going to die any moment in her member stream
BAE IS HINTING AT DRAMA BEHIND THE SCENES, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>92764666Throat hort, so probably no
I appreciate Bae being upfront with us
>>92764743Sad about what?
Lamy has been shitting lately. Might have been a bad oyster.
8 weeks until Mori's show. 9 weeks until Fes. Tick tock, anons.
>>92764671y not, it's her adopted daughter
My rat is such an introvert now... no...
>>92764724Shiboo
>>92764726SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Bae alluding to the Mori friendship/collab bell curve
Mori is live again!
>>92764814>9 weeks until Fesfucking hell
Shio...
Bae just confirmed Genshin Impact perms
>I see the EN girls every week/2 weeks
>>92764778why would you watch a stream just to spread shit like this when shes still explaining herselfplease reevaluate your life
>>92764693Too big, but also pure sex, confusing...
>>92764569That was just shitposting. Kronii did unfollow Fauna though.
>>92764724TTIS
>>92764778Anon?
Newly friend game was fun, I hope it does come back
>>92764839There's that weird thing I was looking for. It looks so hopeful and positive. I want to make it a hamburger...
>>92764777SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
It's going to be a very Lamy 2025
>>92764800imposter syndrome still
>>92764724
I hope Bae brings it back, we need a series to learn more about JP holos since clips don't do much
Mio had time for 20 people to call in her fortune telling stream, so far 16 people are currently waiting for their turn in the discord
>>92764778>>92764800Bae has talked about it mostly in members but the bulk of it was family stuff (cancer scare, car accidents, health issues) and overworking herself
Okayu found photo mode!
Lamy gave me a New year's gift!
>>92764845I'm also freaking out because I've been busy as fuck at work and I'm still working on my prep for Fes. I also want to make sure anons who are traveling for the first time can meet up easily (if they want to)
>>92764952Holy hell
>>92764902It's currently full of mammoth
Okayu... hentai
>>92764969will she look in the shower?
>>92764931rats rats rats we are the rats rats rats
>>92764850This didn't happen
Ramie gave me new years money!
Mio's major arcana representation is death?
>>92764952Fauna should get her fortune, it's not like Mio can do anything worse to her
>>92764952SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS WITCH BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
kind of scary how self aware bae is. If she ever leaves it's gonna be the imposter syndrome
>Bitches love coins, they love gachaSo true Shiori.
WINDOWS EXPLORER LOVE
Baetyan...What the fuck did Japan do to herShe was not this much of an introvertI'm glad she's trying again though
>>92764724>>92764836Shiboo is ENDGAME.
I believe I triggered some nip to tell okayu about the photo modelets fucking go
>>92764814you just reminded me that I havent entered the second lottery yet
Bae just confirmed she won't be joining big EN collabs
gee baehave some confidence
>>92765056Someone diddled her.
>>92765056>What the fuck did Japan do to herNonstop towa-dickings
It's okay when fat cats are perverts but it's somehow unacceptable when fat me is.
>>92765033>casts a spell
>>92765033>Mio can do anything worse to her>Taunting a witchSeriously hope you don't do stuff like this
say something nice to this insecure woman
>>92765073Nothing new
>>92765073I unironically didn't even know Bae was streaming
>>92765073she just said the opposite, stop making posts
[H-News] Mori wants to unzip it!
>>92765087fucking towa
>>92765087yeah, me
>Overslop 2
>>92765027MioMoribros!
>>92765070You got plenty of time since the results are like, 12 days from now, but I don't think the general sales are going to be any more forgiving than the lotto.
she fucked up
>>92765056Imposter syndrome of meeting and closely working with people she's looked up to for a long time makes her feel as though she didn't belong making her retreat.
Mori…
>>92764951It was also the origin of the age of 30 is in demand which was fun
>>92765033>it's not like Mio can do anything worse to herDo not underestimate the witch
>>92765073>lying on the internet
My rat is an insecure menhera with severe imposter syndrome... I love her
Bae just confirmed Fauna sexually assaulted her on the set of the Promise musical
>are we g->stream diesClassic
>>92765086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQwxUAF_YCQ
>>92764313Me too!
I think Towa
ENTER CALLI
RATE THE STREAM
This Mori stream will be depressing to remember in exactly a year, I'm sure of it
>>92765056She hangs out a lot with JP members, isn't that a contradiction of what she said?
>>92765045I used to get that at work, until people started admitting feeling that way in relation to me. It was really cathartic being able to express that equally with someone.
Morp....
>>92765115
[Bae news]she said "there are two things that I'll never become, a vegan and a league player, I'll end my life before any of those happen"
>>92765073That was literally the opposite of what she saidShe said she wants to do small ones to ease herself back into it
MORI IS DEAD
Do we have any translator for Mio???
>>92765123Yeah, my dick
>>92765194You just want to be sad
ENTER TYGA
>>92764981Doing god's work friend, can't wait
>HOLD UP>his website is THIS dogshit?!
>>92765196She specifically mentioned hanging out with the EN girls weekly anon
fuck OBS
>>92765183Exit Calli
Well... Mori died... And she's back!
>Month breakYakuza is fucking dead, but maybe she'll just skip to Majima.
>>92765256fucking KEK
>>92765256kek
>>92765196Doesn't count for JP members, that should go without saying
>>92765256lmao
>>92765219Baesed
Mori is skipping to 2023!
>more collabs>didn't do a 1 on 1 with Fauna before she left
Morpi live again!
What did (you) submit for Mori's time capsule?
Did someone remember to submit a Deadbeat for the time capsule? We need to make sure he's preserved for future generations (he'll be preserved anyway since he's just bones, but it'll be funnier when they open the time capsule and a skeleton pops out)
Mori has been a streamer for how many years, is OBS just this shit, kinda like how VRChat always breaks? Is there no alternative?
>>92765196The only JP she has consistently hung out with are Towa, Subaru and Robocco sometimes
>>92764340THe best ship of this century.how could this happen.....
>>92765291when are they going to remake everything to make the gameplay and story outside of 0 and the new stuff not terrible
>>92765320Sorry but she was busy hanging out with jp members
>>92765320stop spreading rrats anti Bae is just really busy she doesn't have time to collab with Fauna
It's been 10 years since Hot Tub Time Machine 2 came out
BIBOO’S GOING IN THE TIME CAPSULE
>>92765361I wrote a dumb little message
It's a longshot but I hope she pulls it off
the time capsule thing is a really good idea
>>92765320We should put Slopposter inside of Mori's time capsule and see if they survive till 2035
>>92765362Kino
>>92765320Bae is always sleeping when Fauna streams, and Fauna is streaming when Bae sleeps
>>92765362Just hag things.
>>92764981I'd like to meet up but it's my first time trying to organize a trip out of the country and idk if I'll even land a ticket
>>92765364OBS is just shit, but has far too much market share now.
legend
Get in the fucking capsule, deadbeat.
>>92765387Yeah maybe she can have that collab after her break.
>>92765364I remember hearing various vtubers having obs issues every update so it must be a common problem.
>>927654109am is eternal
Kaela sexy wife
>>92765409This but unironically
what does PT stand for
Is there any live TL on Mio's stream?
>>92765115Hakos Baelz, you are chaos, the end of ends! A steel rose trapped in a cage of ice! Our best friend of Holo EN! WITNESS HER!
Why is Mori testing fate by saying she will be here in 5 years?
ENTER
ENTER KANADE
Mori had a her cock out....
>accidently put Bae up on screenSPOILERS MIO
>>92765419>Bae is always sleeping when Fauna streams>Streams over Minecraft Monday twice
i am so grateful to not being mentally ill
>>92765317>2023 was 2 years ago
>>92765468Personal Trainer
>>92765480nothing stops her from handing the capsule to someone else if she fucks off earlierthe bigger risk is her forgetting the password
>>92765115She should love herself more and play Yakuza pirate
It's starting to hurt again...
KANADE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>92765362People talk about Taiga a lot but Tawa is also very handsome.
>>92765363Why didn't (You) do it?I sent in a weird cat-related thingy. Which might feel dated as fuck in 5 years, but I guess that's the point.
Mori's pants had FUCK on them
>>92765480She's UMJ's indentured servant until then
>>92765480She has a deadbeat take the hit for her every time something truly horrible happens.
>>927652442024 damaged me plenty as a holofan so I abandoned my optimism :(
What the fuck Mori's neighbors?
NEXT WEEK FOR SURE
I thought Japan was a high trust society...
MORI’S NEIGHBOUR STOLE HER FOOD
>>92765541Drink to numb the pain
>hololive will never get marvel rivals perms>moom is stuck in OW2grim
NEXT YEARNO MATTER WHAT
>>92765506this was a week of heaven i hope it comes back this year
[Bae News]FINISHING YAKUZA THIS YEAR, NO MATTER WHAT
BAE IS GONNA FINISH ALL YAKUZA GAMES THIS WEEKYEAR
>>92765429If you land a ticket and end up coming, we'll probably meet up either the night before or the morning of Fes, it'll be pretty easy since we all get off at the same train station, so we'll post some photos and such so you can know where to look.
>>927654805 years feels like a really long time in this business
FINISHING ALL YAKUZIES THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT!
NEIGHBOR HATE
>>92764877Unfollow as in recently or a long time ago or never followed to being with?
>>92765548I think chiikawa is more detrimental to Mio's chances of having children than her cats.
https://youtu.be/IWkffKsYKvo
>slopkuzano wonder why she is the runt.
how accurate is this chrome built-in translation?
So much for japanese being respectiful
Mori...
>>92765610you know we watch streams right?
>>92765363we have enough deadbeats stored away already
>>92765518>Bae was the real secret korean
>>92765532>slop poster predicted that Fauna's leaving before the announcement Hmmmm, maybe we should listen to them more huh?
Oh no no JPbros, whatever happened to the grorious people who would totally return someone's lost wallet and stuff?
>>92765610Anon they already have Marvel Rivals perms. Moom WANTS to be stuck in OW2.
>>92765634>never followed to being withthat one
>>92765548tawa refuses to clean himself so he stinks
>>92765363Mine has him hidden in the background as he should be
How was the Fauna/Nerissa SOMA stream?
I don't really have any sympathy for people who order private taxis for their fucking noodles.
>>92765710i barely trust the chef with my shit i dont want middlemen in the situation
Holy shit Mori this is funny but kinda pathetic
>>92765710all taxis are privatea public taxi is just a bus
Mori took a few years off of that guy's lifespan
>>92765708
I'm so glad Lies of P broke Bae's swear filter
Mori.....................................................................................................................................................................
>>92765710Post hands I have a theory
Kanade's primary card is temperance (reversed)
>>92765710What about for thieves?
>>92765710Yes I’m sure you found that post you saw on twitter very funny and will no doubt use the phrase private taxi for your food 10 times a day
>>92765710sounds like you can't afford it
>>92765442So what happens if Mori or Hololive isn't around in 2030?
>I've never said no to a single thing work relatedTHIS IS WHY SHE'S ALWAYS DYINGSTUPID RAT
Mori....this is why you should just go to a restaurant yourself kek
>>92765610https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UruMc9ywHMM>playing without permsIofi's termination soon
Still at it by 2030>Mori>Biboo>Bae>IryS>Mogogo2028 tops>Fuwawa>Kornii>Gigi>Cecilia >NerissaGone in two years>ERB>SioliEndangered >Moom
>>92765781No...
>>92765793He'll be trapped in there for a while
>bae doesn't know how to say no to anything even if she knows she should
>>92765806A rabid fembeat would track her down
Mori "I see you outside with your children" sounds like a threat in this context
>>92765710>he doesn't give his lobster a helicopter tour of New York City before it's cooked
>>92765806The point of ordering is not to have to leave your house
>>92765750>>92765754>>92765765what did she do?
>>92765797>All those EN collabs she never joined compared to the JP ones
>>92765819Nerissa will keep going because its the best possible side hustle for when she finally becomes a mom
https://hololive-fusion-generator.toomuchofheaven.com/post ur fav holo
Lamy new years!
Kanade will be at peak performance this year, since she got the sun card representing her health
MILA LOVE
>>92765861Stabbed her neighbor
>be a Japanese delivery driver>asked to deliver some 700-yen food to a house>do it>another order comes in, same food, same house>bike there again and drop off the food>suddenly, a giant 5'6 white amazon woman comes out of a house next door>she starts walking over to me>she's extremely fast>oh shit.jpg>I fucking floor it>she steals the food and stomps away just like thatI fucking hate this woman!
>>92765819This seems pretty accurate. Not sure why Ina and Kiara are missing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWkffKsYKvohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWkffKsYKvohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWkffKsYKvoSOON!
I thought the Japanese never took what wasn't theirs?
>>92765837>bae doesn't know how to say no to anythingExcept Fauna collabs or Fauna being mentioned on her stream
>>92765610local faggot types shit without watching streams, grim
Unironically Mori would be justified in firebombing them
>>92765797Yeah, we're going to need you to come in on Saturday, so if you can be here at 9, that would be great.Oh, and Sunday too.
By 2030 Myth(sans Mori) and Promise will be gone entirely. Advent and Justice will have 2-3 graduations and probably merged together. And we will gave 3 new gens.
>>92765115She is never gonna be Japanese
>>92765861>food delivered to wrong door>neighbors took it anyway>orders food again instead of confronting them>same driver>drops it off at the SAME WRONG NUMBER>Mori steps out and says "THAT'S MY FOOD," takes it, and goes back inside
>>92765837no wonder she keeps getting stuffed by all holos...
is it too late to put this in the time capsule
>>92765924The problem is their NPC routine kicks in and they think it's theirs in the first place
>>92765925That's not work
>>92765877?
ITS ALMOST TIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWkffKsYKvohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWkffKsYKvohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWkffKsYKvo
>>92765710based
>>92765925She said she has literally never declined a single thing for hololive, so either you're saying she's blatantly lying or your rrat just died
>>92765861She had a bit of a wet cat moment, kek. Her udon got stolen by the neighbours. When she called the support line, they said 'sure, we'll give you a refund, but you have to call the courier' and she refused because she had phone anxiety. So she gave the guy 1 star. But then he showed up and delivered the second set of noodles to the wrong door AGAIN, so she gave him 1 more star.
>>92765797The first step to improving is to acknowledge the problemSo it's something
>>92765896
Mio said that Kanade is approaching that age where she will be longing for human skinship
>>92765912leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here
>>92765935Even in death, he still serves...
>>92765962Uh oh, the "Bae has abandoned EN" crowd is NOT going to like this graphic.....
>>92765958No
>>92765999Well, I didn't need witch powers to see that
>>92765922nice, but probably gonna be VOD for me
>>92765999That makes sense
>>92765999yeah, mine
>>92765896I think it's broken.
Daren...
What the hell is Mori talking about?
Daren my oshi
>>92765925She stayed up to call into to Fauna’s totsu and is most likely joining Overwatch Also are we ignoring the Sweaty Gamer collabs this year or Promise collabs
>>92765999I'M COMING FOR YOU BABE
>>92765962Holy based
>>92765994The ice monocle is cool
>>92765710It was a bike
>>92765999Is Mio at that age yet?
>>92766059What exactly are you confused about it?
>>92766033It's basically the schizo and his retarded discord raiders or other catalog monkeys he convinced
>>92766059...Do you not speak English?
Did we ever figure out who Holman was?
>>92764199Mumei is the only one that has Autism.
This one feels a bit out of place kek
>>92765958she's gonna overlap Mori and I want to watch both :/
>>92766089she's well past that point...
>>92765962This chart is kind of misleadingARK and GTA where huge, multi-stream eventsAnd her FuwaMoco arc only started in the later half of the year
Mio gave any fortunes before Kanade's?
>>92766118Nope
>>92765710a friend who has a very good job got almost broke for doing a lot of shit like this, the amount of money he spended in food was insane
>>92766118Ratewan and Karari
I should've submitted a shioriface dammit
Huh, so Mori's concert didn't sell out when the ticket sales opened? The site just crapped itself?
>>92765962Holy fucking BASED
>Unabomberbeats couldn't send Mori a zip bombBig ups to manechan!
>>92765912you forgot the part where she wasn't wearing pants and she gives you a 1 star rating, twice
Did you guys ever used to get cheese pizza encoded in hidden zip files baked into JPGs and PNGs back in 2008-2009?
>>92765896>No Risu selectionits shit
>>92765962She missed the vast majority of Enreco and 7dtd and the VCR that she wanted to do
>>92765962you were NOT supossed to point this out
>>92766209Over and over and over again. Keeps saying it's sold out when I look.
>>92766167Even if we include those collabs, she still has more EN collabs
>>92766209Yes. and it did it multiple times that day and a couple more times in the following days.
>>92766175Wait a minute...
>>92765962>putting EN Reco>when she was barely in it with no memorable moments
>>92765962based
how much mori porn do you think mane-chan had to sift through
>>92766209both
big cat means big submission
BIG CAT
>>92765962Why do you have that image prepared in advance?
>>92765896It's very funny that the guy who made this site just stopped updating it after ID2 debuted lol
Big cat means BIG file
>>92766307Nipple taped masturbation videos?
>mamarrat took a selfie with MoriCute
>>92766314and dick pictures thinking Mori would be looking at them
Why are we looking through the submissions already?Has it been 5 years?
>>92766271>>92766281>>92766319That's fucking retarded. Is the ticket seller company a known one? This is too amateurish.
EL GATO DE SESSO>>92766209I almost thought I wasn't going to get tickets, I F5'd like a dozen times on the night it opened to get in there.
>>92766307terabytes
>>92765962yeah sure
Big cat big boobies!
Bae has extreme paranoia about getting doxxed
>taking photos means being in the momentdo women really?selfie culture is the fucking opposite of "being in the moment"if you want to be in the moment put the damn phone down
>>92766129Cute moom
>>92765962Based, but it's missing this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWcuwPXZwWsUnless it's excluded for some reason
>>92765962If you think facts and analysis will get people to come to reasonable conclusions, you haven't been paying attention.
>okayu sees satans zalgo face>runs towards itbless okayu
>>92766307God I hope so
Bae… love yourself more
>>92764616My asian blood is calling me.
raora should have submitted a chicken parmesan sealed in resin. that would have been dope.
>>92766371ticketmaster is well known for being a great and efficient company haha...
[Bae news]Bae doesn't like the way she looks so she avoids taking pictures of herself
>>92766371Ahahahahahahhahahaha... anon... haha......
I FUCKING hate dodgeball!
>>92766371It's literally the only option in 95% on venues in NA. They have a effective monopoly.
>>92766366It would be super boring if we threw them in blind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of0eOKiglYo
Dayum Raora>>92766366It's a bit hard to make a stream out of this otherwise, isn't it
awwRaora is so precious
>Bae hates taking photos of herself and she wants to get over this fear because she realized she had zero selfies with Mama rat when she visited
>>92764403They sound like good people
BIG CAT MEANS BIG DREAM
>raora holomamaWhat en gen will we be at in 2030
>attractive woman>hates her own apperanceMany such cases
>>92765962The issue is during the huge collab month Bae skipped all the big EN collabs and joined all the big JP collabs, then after returning from her "break" still had a spotty presence in EN collabs then went on stream and didn't really have a reason for this aside from she doesn't want to, also has no interest in getting to know any of the new members either
>>92766371>he doesn't know
>>92766432Isn't she supposed to be a shape shifter and became a rat as a joke? Idk chaos lore
>>92766448I'll never forgive Luna and Okayu for making my duck gay
>>92766380Shouldn't you be enjoying some prune juice, you old fuck?
>>92766432She's just like me>go to cool famous place on a trip>take a picture of it from my own POV or use a stand/timer to take it from behind so I don't have to see my profile
>>92766381Weaponized tism and weaponized cute
>>92766476>CC holopapaSex?
Bae went to visit a male friend a few months back and he gave her a polaroid camera, he asked her to take more photos and live in the moment
I don't understand why these girls can't take care of themselves. I don't get it. I truly don't fucking get it, how are you sick and dying every other week Jesus Christ get it the fuck together. Eat an orange and some fucking meat, do some push ups, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Will Raora be around until 2030?
>>92766476EN series X
>2030Mori...
>bae went to visit cousin>I NEVER see him, it's the second time I ever met himWho flies internationally to visit a guy you only met once to exchange presents and cards...?
>>92766432She really needs a man in her life NOW.
>>92765896I actually kinda like how this looks
These round glasses make Mio look like a genderbent Harry Potter. Also ENTER RIRIKA.
We should make a time capsule for 2030 /hlgg/ anons
A FUCKING FEMBEAT
>>92766344seems oddly specific
mori has this entire gen wrapped around her finger...
>>92766531THE Hololive member
>>92766430>>92766433>>92766436>>92766496Shit sucks, guys. I'm obviously not american, so i didn't bother to check out the tickets for the concert, but even i know how shit ticketmaster is.
>>92766524nope!
>>92766535or EN SEX for short.
It's the Glowies!
Will they really let Raora become a holomom
The froggies!
oh cool, devis is in
i thought it was flow gloss
>>92766524>male friendshe didn't say this
>>92766551>>92766524It's her cousin that lives with her grandmother in America, she has talked about him before
>>92766371>a known one? This is too amateurish.they literally have a global monopoly lolI think they're owned by Saudis as wellit sucks
>>92766551I went and visited my estranged aunt who I haven't seen since I was 9-10 years old the last time I was in her area. She was so happy to see me she practically wrote me into her will to inherit all her stuff when she dies...
I wish for all doxfaggots to have brain aneurysms in 2025
5 MORE YEARS OF MORI.
The final day is fast approaching.I'm not sure i'll be able to handle it bros...
>>92766595Sex with Niko, Riona, and Chihaya
>>92765033Reading a prediction does not means they cause it. People like you are why witches got burned.
>>92766656Based
Mocothighs.
https://youtu.be/Iwwj7sI1w3shttps://youtu.be/Iwwj7sI1w3shttps://youtu.be/Iwwj7sI1w3shttps://youtu.be/Iwwj7sI1w3shttps://youtu.be/Iwwj7sI1w3shttps://youtu.be/Iwwj7sI1w3shttps://youtu.be/Iwwj7sI1w3s
>I could be a granny in 5 years thoughwhat the FUCK did mori mean by that
Why the fuck is Bae so honest
Is biboo joining Overwatch?
>>92766529You ever consider that women might be dumb?
>>92766584
>>92765949Anyway, I apologize to Calliope as a Japanese person.But it doesn't mean that the man is definitely Japanese, right?It's possible that he is another Asian who looks similar.I won't give examples of nationalities though.
>>92766687nice thumbnail
What's Mori thinking sending a time capture to 2030? All of Flow Glow could be graduated by then.
>They'll be amazing dancers>In 5 years or soShiolin... Beeboo....
>>92766531garwKINO
Can he go in the time capsule?
>You have no idea how many Shiori submitted
FuwaMoco cute~
>>92766687cute ninners
>>92766687MY INA!
>>92766476>EN6 will have a member with Raora as her mom and Ceci as her dadSounds like fun
>>92766708HER DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT
>>92766687>that thumbnailCUTE Ina was watching that collab...?
>>92766714No, her throat hurts
>you have no idea how many things Shiori sent meCute
>omamori>Oma Mori>grandma MoriWait, I get it! I get the pun now!
>Shiori submitted a shitton of stuff for Mori's capsuleSo is she a fembeat yet, or...?>>92766708She's accepting her childless lonely cat hag role with grace and humility.
How am I supposed to watch Raora without jerking off now?
>>92766432If Bae was my wife, I'd never make her feel insecure
The only sad thing about the 2030 Time Capsule is that half of Fuwa Moco are gone by that time
BAU BAU
>>92766759no red thin is explicitly banned
>>92766432>tfw you'll never take Bae on a date to a flower garden and take nice pictures of her
How is Kronii still streaming while moving? You’re not supposed to stream while moving
>>92766592Truly a mystery how she got her hold on a group of rappers.
Too cute.
Shiori is a godlike gamer
>>92766687>fauna's drawingSHE LOVES HER
>>92766781All by me, im also the baby
>>92766687
>>92766432Where are all the people in Bae's life to assure her she's beautiful...
>>92766801Japan changed her...
Sleeping with the dawgies
>>92766809>So is she a fembeat yet, or...?She's Mori's concubine, or Mori's her concubine idk yet
>>92766596Yep. God it's such a shitheap.
>>92766822Peroccini...
These dogs are too cute
i hope their dream chart is complete by then
>instability for ririkaNo...
Estimate on Mococo's sneeze number by 2030?
>>92766838she has time to solo stream but no time to stream with Fauna, that's what moving means
Shioli after this stream
>>92766815If Bae was my wife I'd be in jail for DV
>>92766551Probably visiting her family in generalShe’s mentioned seeing her grandmother/aunt before, he lives with them
>>92766918Fuwawa had to take on the tally after Mococo got hit chasing a car in 2027
Why doesn't Bae join the Overwatch 2 collab? It's a fun game.
>>92766687>Overwatch 2>Without the detectivesigh
>>92766687Bae and Ina have been crossed off the shitlistAll that remains is KroniiWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED CLOCK?
Wait is the Hitman organization the good guys?
>>92766930Clownvella kakkoi.
Seeing these messages to 2030 give me mild anxiety for some reason
>>92766911uhh
>>92766881She already streamed today lil' bro, and she has another 12hs stream tomorrow
>>92766914If Ririka graduates I believe the witch's piwers
>>92766737いつまで日本人ここに居るか?
>2280 projected Mocosneezes by 2030Hot damn
Biboo is now Bri'ishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T6CxGvoIGMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T6CxGvoIGMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T6CxGvoIGM
>>92766876The thing is a bunch of Holomems have mentioned that she's pretty/beautiful when they meet herEither they don't say it to her face or y'know, people with image issues struggle to accept praise
>>92766687This is a powerful thumbnail
>>92766973There's a bit of a difference between losing a senior at work and losing someone from your teamThe latter can be incredibly frustrating and angering depending on the reasoning
>>92766997yes
>>92766973Bae is still on the shitlist
prrrrrroink
>>92766918Current numbre + e^3/7
>>92766911
Thanks Louis
>2026.01.02
HOLOTORI
Lui says to remember Holotori in 2030
There are too many fembeats and I'm getting concerned about it.
>>92767018Imagine how soaked with snot Fuwawa will be by then.
If Lamy gets gout its over for her. All of her favorite foods cause gout
>>92766859Has anyone actually played Shogun 2?
>11 resolutionsThat’s illegal
Why isn't Nerissa a part of Holotori
>>92764560Shiori: "BANKAI"
HER NAME IS SHIORI NOVELLANOT SHIOLINOT SHIORINNOT SHIGGANOT SHOWINKeep my Wife's name out of your autistic mouth
>>92766983I'll be 35 in 2030, fuck. What a terrible stretch of time, going from being a young 30 year old to a middle aged 35.
Why is Lui in the middle?
>>92767033lol dont act like Fauna leaving increases their workload like in a real job
that's sweet of lui wanting holotori to be remembered
>>92766918anon, Fuwawa takes her to the farm upstate in 2026 after she gets rabies after being bitten by a bat.
Have Mori and Lui had sex yet?
>>92767001It'll probably be more like 15-16 hours since its babydoll far cry followed by grindstone
How did Holotori succeed why CHaD and Umisea failed?
>>92766882>Ina is gonna 1-trick HanzoI have to anti her nowsorry Takos...
This year is unlucky for Ririka...
>>92767109Shigga shut up
>>92767102She's not a tori
>makeup stream>when you can't show any part of your bodyWhat's the point
>>92767102She's too much of a huge slut
MOOM
Based Louis coming thru with the birdies
Delete that smug Mumei
She moomin' now
Rate Mumei's submission
>>92767094Yes. Realm divide a shit.
>>92767116DEI
when you uh when you uh you uh moomin'
mumei put this in the time capsule
>>92767135Holotori has holo's strongest membersUmisea is lazyCHaD is composed of it's weakest members
Mumei put her smugness in the time capsule.
>>92767109What is up my Shigger?
Aw, Bae…
>2030
>>92767183Very avant-garde.
>>92767111I'm already 33 man. I'll be like 38 in 2030...
>>92767135Organic vs artifical
Did any deadbeat submit cheebs or 9am to the time capsule?
>>92767054Nah she showed up the nye stream, that's enough for me
>>92767135Bae is in CHaD, dooming it to fail.
>>92767109Shiggy "Diggy" Novella
>>92767169>>92767175>>92767183>>92767184
Mooming in 2030
>>92766973>shitlistdo schizos really?
>>92767109Shigger with a hard R
Mumei is definitely not going to be in Hololive in 5 years from now
>>92764600oh, its that time of the year again huh.....
>>92767260yes, its in the background though
>>92767135Because social champion Kiara kicked everyone's fucking doors in and told them to stop being autistic and let's go party, so they did because they couldn't reasonably say anything back without sounding incorrect. I'm sure Subaru also deserves a lot of credit, too.
That is proof moom is here until 2030
what is the point if you already know what is in the time capsule beforehand
>>92767251that guy? All me
>>92767102She's an intern and half demon
>>92767023christmas movie btw
Bae is going on hiatus?
Ririka needs time alone this year...
>>92767109get a job shigger
>>92767251That guy? It was me
>>92766975Yes the last mission was for MI:6
>>92767109Shigga
DATTEBAEYO
>>92767169What does the R stand for?
AME BEE
>>92767135Holotori was naturalCHaD/Umisea are forced
AAAAAAAAANMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I remember this
>We are deeply saddened to announce to everyone that the talent, Mococo Abyssgard, had passed away at exactly 15:32, November 17, 2029. In line with this announcement, Mococo's sister, Fuwawa Abyssgard, terminates all her activities, effective at December 31, 2029.
WHY DOESNT HOLODEX WORKAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ive only started watching Mori Calliope recentlywhats the origin of the 'prrroink'
This was a good memory
>>92767109My shigga.
>>92767094That's the best game in the franchise
>>92767102Wet cats can't be birds
w i d e gura my beloved
>>92767340So you remember it in 5 years
>>92767362She said she is taking a month off after fes until may.
Space baby...
>>92767109Siolin
>>92767362Break for April after fes
FAUNA MENTION
>>92767118>supposedly in it as a group and team, ESPECIALLY because they just rebranded Council into Promise after losing Sana and bringing IRyS into the fold>Fauna up and leavesIt's entirely understandable to be upset
kek wtf
Who are the 2 blondes?
>>92767061>>92767077That's a 5
Why didn't Mumei submit a 9am Moom?
>>92767361for Zoomers, yeah I can see that
so does the fact Mori is doing this stream prove she's committed to being in Holo for another 5 years?
>>92767183>literally submitted a cropped 4chan image
WIDE GURA IS STILL REAL 2025
greetings fellow chatters
>>92767472dont worry, I submitted one
>>927674729am graduated
>>92767089have they even done anything since the dance song? genuine question
>>92767454Barry Benson and E.T. the Extra-terrestrial
>>92767439kronii has been angry for more than 1 year?
ahh i cooka da pasta
Mori is stuck here if she wants to show younger members these things?
>>92767479nah
>>92767472Slop meme
>>92767135CHaD is not an official unit as of yetUmisea lost two members and was primarily a Marine project to have sex with Gura and Ina
>>92767472Mumei HATES 9am Moom
>>92767109Natsume...
>>92767362Proper break in April
>>92767005俺があきるまでだよそれまでここに居座ってやる今後もヨロ乳首
>>92767405So when is a Holo going to play FotS
>>92764147hey girl
>>92767516anon what do you think that image is from
Gremmas what do you think about that
I wonder how many ENs will be in their mid to late 30s in 5 years
>>927674729am was blown to pieces by a Ukranian drone.
>>92767479I don't see her going anywhere especially since she's got a music contract
Ririka and Mio might do a stream where they eat each others home cooking.
Gigi's drawings are so fucking cute
>>92767472Why didn't Irys submit a Cheebs?
>>92767440>Sana, Ame and Fauna are already gone in 2025looking back at this in 2030 will be a real fucking doozy
>>92767439promise has done next to nothing since its inception though..
This grem is going to sleep for 5 years
>>92767540TECHNICALLY CHaD was made official in Holosummer, they had that song and I am too lazy to post the webm. They just haven't done anything official since then.
Smile!
>>92767440It was so cool back when Mumei used to do cursed drawings of Hololive members. Too bad Pekora put a stop to it.
>liz took a screenshot of her tweetHoly HAG
How many /here/ memes are gonna end up in the capsule
>>92767576that sentence didn't end like I was hoping
>>92767601cozy ass grem
>putting her first tweet+replies inBold choice, Liz
>>92767631Dumb British hag
>>92767400It started sometime around May/June 2023 when she streamed only up. It can be speculated she was emulating the cartoon spring sound here, but there might have been even earlier prroinks. The original one might be lost because it didn't really come to be prominent until her Armored Core 6 series a couple months later.
>>92766505>>92767572Based JP translator saving us once again this year.
>>92767542very lamy would lamy
>>92767603I really wish they could just do a weekly podcast, anyone in HoloEN really.
>>92767674Very nice
>>92766918>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1RtNmGc7v0N3NBd0zvL0GE2hlUE-50ZpMypm5ZRrzgro/htmlview>456 sneezes to date in the 512 days since debut>0.890625 sneezes per day>1826 days until 2030>1625 more sneezes>2138 total sneezes since debut
>>92767631The 2024 Twitter UI will probably be more mindblowing to the gen alphas will open the capsule
>>92767612what is that thing?
Cute!
>>92767623It wasn't Pekora who stopped it, but someone else. Pekora actually thought Mumei's image was funny and liked it.
>>92767340capsules are meant for who open it later. Or a nostalgia trip where you've theoretically forgot most/all of it
Rare Mori
!ALERT!New Default Mori dropped
Reminder that Shiori has some big boobies
>>92767555Retarded for CA not to put bayonets in FOTS, so we're forced to use mods to put them in with Samurai movements leading to this.
A FUCKING MORISTOCRAT
I'm gonna be an oji-san in 2030...
Look at this GAY ASS GuyRs cosplaying Mori........................
Mori fucked an IRyStocrat...
>>92767704Mt Fuji
Mori fucked a crat(me)
>>92767569I hope that doesn't deter them in anyway. You can be a hag vtuber, not only is it fine, it's great.
>>92767698
>>92765033Anon please for the love of GOD don't do even suggest that
>>92767688They would run out of shit to talk about so fast. CHADcast had that issue doing it monthly and it just turned into talk about anime for an hour.
Mori stop shipping yourself with GuyRyS...
I don't watch JP much, are there any Kansai holos? I really like the accent
I don't want to think about 2030.Imagine how many more people will graduate by that time..
>>92767403This is so old, Sana was still around.
DAMN IT, IT WAS THE IRYSTOCRATS ALL ALONG
Guys, Fuwawa is still breathing in the capsule...
>>92767761TransRyS
Kek Kanade
DESO
Kanadeso...
>>92767792Vivi is for you then
>>92767663thank you history-chama
I'm going to KILL GuyRyS
>>92767792Yeah one of the newest members in Flow Glow, Vivi has a really heavy kansai accent
>>92767674I don't think telling other members they are going to have a bad year is a good thing after the last half of 2024
>>92767844[sad news]
>>92767807well, that's a problem that will solve itself eventually
who decapitated bae
>>92767792Vivi actually uses the accent but Kanata, Botan, Watame, and Su are all from thereabouts
>>92767844SHE'S PLAYING OVERWATCH
https://x.com/ceresfauna/status/1874663783056154791https://x.com/ceresfauna/status/1874663783056154791https://x.com/ceresfauna/status/1874663783056154791
Is this that skibidi toilet meme I keep hearing about?
>>92767479Mori's music career is tied to Cover. She's not going anywhere. At least she has clout.
https://x.com/ceresfauna/status/1874663783056154791https://x.com/ceresfauna/status/1874663783056154791
>Death can't procreate
>Mori is more sexually excited by us IRyStocrats than by deadbeatsSorry, gays
>>92765087Towa...
Mount Fuji appears to be growing a rat of some sort
>>92767852Good luck hitting a stickman
>>92767623Pekora actually liked it and wanted more.
Translate it weebs
>>92767886Oh so that's why Kobo is adopted
>>92767858The cards speak, all she can do is translate
LOL
>>92767792Kanade is from Kansai. Or was it Kankoku?
>>92767901She seemed pretty disgusted by the idea actually.
>>92767915He's got a fat fucking head and a DUMB hat
>>92767623I mightve misseda step but she actually started it for ADvent and said she had plans for all of them. Unfortuantely she has been semi-lazy?busy?retired? since then and like her profile pics... has not returned to them.
>>92767886That video is way too funny
>>92767866Bae did
>>92767901A pox of a thousand cheebs upon you.
>konichiwa means helloI’M BECOMING JAPANESE
>>92767479
Lamy will become better friends with her toilet this year
interesting getting some from kanadei thought she had that whole thing a while ago about how she's not sure she'd stick around or if it's better financially to go back and complete her degree
>>92767786Which was fineEven still, this can be remedied by having some gimmick or concept to work around. Two truths and a lie, trivia, word games, TTRPG, shit like that.
>>92767776
why is this huge collab happening at 11 PM on the night everyone has to go back to work tomorrowfuck you Moom
>>92767938I know but still
>>92767479Mori has taken so much ownership over EN that she can only go down with the ship at this point.
>>92767554>ヨロ乳首草Is this the legendary Japanese humor?
>>92766078>stayed up
>>92767940oof
>TWENTY-TWENTY-FIVE nen no Kanade yoriBig Toby Fox Touhou PROJECT vibes from this one
>>92767947What're you going to do when he turns sideways huh?
Kanataso...
>>92767992Mumei is a cunt
>>92767929
>Kanade and Kanata
I wish my oshi would send in something. Just a little evidence of her existence
...press conference?
>>92767992Get moomed faggot
>>92767992It's 8 PM in every time zone that matters.
Kanade's small noodle arms...
Kanata put in something questionable.
>shiori doesn't want to kill people
>>92767792Only based off my Yakuza knowledge, Vivi's is the strongest by far. When they say others use it, i don't really hear it.Also, ironically, kansai dialect is kinda the 'redneck' dialect of japanese - but my ears like it a lot too - per Yakuza.
Fuck. Is Ririka graduating this year?
Taso?!
PAD
Lel
YAN
>>92767940Bae has never really been an interesting person. If she was basically a female Crocodile Dundee and had lots of stories of her adventures in the outback, people would keep tuning in to her. Too bad she's not.
>>92767992Mumei is rebelling against the concept of work
Kanata will get implants
Hello my fellow IRyStocrats
>>92765896>no Towa
>>92768031That gives him infinite attack power. Scary...
taso...
>>92768088hopefully
Oshio will destroy Japan in 2030
>>92767982how does lammy do itI'm still recovering from nyehangovers obliterate me
Kek Kanata
>>92768063Chumbie?
OSHIO MAMA HAS THE NUCLEAR CODES
>>92767479She's THE daisenpai of EN, her leaving would be like Sora leaving
Kanata is trying to cause another earthquake in 2030!
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE OSHIO MAMA DON'T LOOK
Taso...
>>92767631Just think of how many more Holos will be hags in 2030...
>>92768071where is mococo
>>92768088Why would she be?
>>92768142No, there's already visual evidence of Gura's existence in this
How is Mori storing this capsule? Is she making a physical one and storing it somewhere safe? Or is she just making a folder on her computer and hoping it is still around in 5 years?
KANATA LOOKS BETTER WITH FAT TITTS
NOOO IT WILL CAUSE ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE
KRONII IS HERE!
>>92768048what is this song
ENTER CLOCK
GO BAE GO
>>92768117spread your ass
ENTERCLOCK TITS
>>92768148Don't flatter yourself
>>92768113All the people who did stuff like that in Australia are dead or 70+. It's a nation of poofters now.
ENTERKRONSTER
>>92767948She’s got a stream of schoolwork, physical health problems, catching up on the offline Hololive work, and mental health problems on rotation for the past year.
ENTER KRONII
DEATHCLOCKGODS
>>92768168The Witch sealed her fate.
Do you think Fauna submitted anything?
>>92768171There's always rewatching the VOD.
>>92768168The witch cursed her
>>92768171It's already stored in a google drive.
>>92768172no
So Kronii has time for Mori but not Fauna…
>Well golly, I haven't seen you since last year!
>kronii can call in to Mori>But not to Fauna
so is Kronii overlapping FauMei overwatch with a chatting stream that is titled emphasizing the zodiac calendar year going to lead to her leaking something meaningful?
>random fucking Kronii entrance
I wish I could've submitted this video
>>92766461Literally the best. Everyone says that about their friends, I think, but I know it's true when I say it.
>>92768204That's too bad
Thats a cute Clock & Snek
>>92768202>>92768215Stop crying
Kronii's sap...
>>92768171She'll have the files on discord either way
I actually feel like >we shouldn't listen to it until 2030
Kronii’s mum has the iPad
Anyone who didn't submit anything is planning on graduating soon.That's a fact.
>>92767992It’s the time Mumei usually schedules non-karaoke streams.
>>92768266why? does hearing Mori and Kronii together give you flashbacks to the collabs with Vesper and Magni?
>>92768230>>92768241Mio's predictions are just charlatanry until they come true.
>>92768290What is this pairing called again?
>>92768063Kek Chumbie
>Shiori knocks me out>Calls me a good boy
why is kronii acting so autistic this year
>>92765541Save all your pain for tomorrow sapling
>>92768299I'm going to die from curiosity
>>92764620MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC MUMEI AUTISTIC
Will Kronii still be around for 2030?
Reminder that Kronii is actively trying to groom and seduce Mori as a replacement for Sally
>>92768323No it's not
>>92768211I'm aware, but hard to deny she's not in the same limbo state as Gura and Ame. I like listening to her ramble the most so its kinda a bummer. Certainly would've guessed her before Fauna
Gura should submit Full Color to the time capsule since that probably when it'll get released
>>92768347acting?
>>92767844WTF graduate this bitch
>>92768299The amount of things that can happen in 5 years make it so you'll probably never get to hear it unless it's now.
>>92768063Teamate...
>>92768253shudap its funnie
>>92768286All me and my split personalities
I can't believe Kronii recorded a confession to Mori..
Am I the only one who finds this time capsule idea distasteful? Especially now of all times?
>>92768286Her partners at those orgies? All me.
>>92768362Are all autistic girls as sexy as Mumei?
>>92768335Dethklok.Or "Ouromori" if you're a twitter lesbian.
>>92768186https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcpQ3aarHRU
>>92768366>Kronii falling in love with another straight girlthis will not end well...
>>92768363I don't see why not
what if someone dies and the time capsule becomes extremely sad?
>>92768171Do you think if Mori decided to do a physical time capsule she'll put something like the Takamori bracelet or the supposed naked Gura photo in there?
>>92768412why?
>Kronii: I do not wish to be horny anymore... I just want to be happy.
>>92768412The world doesn't revolve around your oshi, even if yours does.
>>92768412it is what it is
>>92768285She was most unsure about Hololive at debut, she said she hated idol culture in her early videos, when she was still a "rapper."
>>92768071what's fluffy planning...?
>I’d also like to be able to lift a mountain with one hand
>>92768323People who submit things are graduating before 2030
Mori and Kronii will sex fight in the gym
>>92768338My oshi isn't an EN, shitposter-kun
>>927684092 more weeks
>>92768142>>92768338Rent free.
>>92768369She’s been adamant that if she was quitting she’d have already done so.
>>92768427from my experience yeah
Gura cute Gura cute!
MR FUJI IS ERUPTINGGET DOWN
>>92768412Time will continue to pass whether good or bad occurs. We make memories all the same.
>>92768472>she said she hated idol culture in her early videosNuh uh
>>92767951What video?
i didnt know they celebrated christmas in canada
>>92765781Yab
>>92768487if only we could be so lucky
>>92767948She actually mentioned getting back to doing the profile pics in her recent member's stream
>>92768400NTA but I would love it if Ame dropped a little something in. Not expecting it though
>>92768204SILENCE POM
>>92768400Already visual evidence of Ame in this capsule anon
>>92768472Don't you know that "Idol Rapper" is such an oxymoron?
>>92768446Then it's working as intended
>>92768519OK anon, let's pretend she was Sora
Shiori is making fun if Italians again
>>92768467World doesn't revolve around Mori either
>new year singing traditionCute
Kronii secretly hoping Sally will divorce her husband in the next 5 years
>>92768489It was just a reasonable guess
Her hair kinda does look like lava now you mention it
>I want a precise tomahawk missile strike towards every vegan in this worldrate Kronii’s new years wish
The world's cutest mountain
>interrupts your streamnothing personnel
>>92768446You remember the good times and move on.
Shiori is having sound autism
>>92768600She has her own stream in two minutes
>>92768559>Oh you don't believe this extreme, well what if I pretended you believed in this other logical extreme! a-ha!"???
>>92768427If by sexy you mean cute. Then yes.
>>92768566Okay
>>92768599I wanna summit her, if you catch my drift
>>92768594...and by that I mean my kimchi farts."
>>92768409>>92768535Kronii is not suicidal.
the whole reason I was watching Bae was because of the messages to other members she did last year, why not do it again?
Good evening gentlemen I love Moom
Has Mumei shared her thoughts on Marvel Rivals?
>>92768535(You) lost
>>92768600Oh nooo, I hate listening to her sexy ass voice so much!
>mfw I'll never be the doctor to give Lamy her colonoscopy
>>92768363>We are deeply saddened to announce the news that, __________ __________, also known by her stage name, Ouro Kronii, had been found dead in her apartment at exactly 12:34 of December 17, 2028.
GO BAETYAN GO
>>92767623wasnt mumei the one who started the nerissa wet cat thing
>All these people going "what about the people who will graduate by 2030??!?!?"Do you people know what time capsules are about?
>>92768472It's called idol journey niggaYou're also lying
>>92768599I'd like to Mt Bae if you catch my drift
>>92767440>>92767484newfags wont remember this classic
>>92768675She said "It's just not the same..." whe told about it being Overwatch 2 (real)
>>92768666>why not do it again?It'd get awkward with Fauna
>>92768677Focus on the stream Kronii
Okayu got jumpscared
>>92768655That was your originoo gunn clappa claim
I had to mute Shiori streamI'm having the sound tism
>>927686753rd person is objectively inferior to 1st person shooters
Kronii is pretty chill apart from the kms thing
So since Kronii called in I guess that means Mori is in anti Fauna faction.Sad.
>>92768579Mori is her backup option so she's keeping that possibility open
DEATHCLOCK SEX IN 2025
>>92768674
okay Mori stop this lesbianism
>>92768666she already said she wasn't doing that days ago
Deathclock Japan sex confirmed
Cute Neener.
>Do stuff togetherMy name is Stuff btw
I'm stuff, by the way
https://x.com/Nekojira/status/1874666557009498476/photo/1
LET'S DRINK
>>92768675yesit came up yesterday in the collab with fauna and cc when they were talking about this overwatch collab
predict the delay
Mio almost flipped the camera and doxxed herself to 43K people.
Kronii...
>>92768699the holoalt trailers 1 and 2 are ironically kind of turning into time capsules of their own rightso many signiificant graduations and holoearth is still only 0.13
Kronii is impure when she hangs out with Mori...
>>92765896this image scares me, and I'm not sue why
>I'm really looking forward to eating out your pussy and fucking you with a triple sided dildoWhat the fuck Kronii
>>92768520This bad boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nxsCZ2SEcQ
>>92768745I'm gonna clappa your checks if you keep bothering me buddy.....
https://youtu.be/_29WRgdx_OIhttps://youtu.be/_29WRgdx_OIhttps://youtu.be/_29WRgdx_OI
ABUNAI
>>92768204It has never been real. The Australia depicted by Crocodile Dundee and Outback Steakhouse is pure fantasy. If you think Bae would be more interesting if she were from rural Australia, you have been really misinformed about what life is like out there.
All those stuffs? Me.
>>92768800
what the fuck is wrong with kronii
Mori is the tanned doujin guy getting Kronii drunk and fucking her in a love hotel…
>>92768841loldelay
>>92768794>>92768795
>>92768006そうだよ日本で流行っているギャグだから君も積極的に使いなさい使えば絶対に人気になれるよ俺が保証する
GO FUJITARO GO
>delay alreadyMumei...
Kronii a goof
Got home just in time for my Ina!!!
MOOMDELAY
>>92768800This is literally just Mori's but white
>>92768840Take it to >>>/trash/ with youre oshi
>>92768763Mori is neutral but has Fauna sympathies
Kronii is being a little TOO cute right now
>>92768807>>92768844That's scary.
>10 min delay
>10 minute delaygood I have time to shit
>>92768666She decided against it since she felt a lot of the messages wouldn't be personal enough.
KawaiiPositiveGenius!
Stop being gay on stream
MUMEI DELAY AAAAAHHHHHHHH
>hurry up and get over hereholy fuck Mori is down bad
these bitches be gay
MANDATORY MOOM DELAY
>>92768903Mori is white tho?
why are they using flirty voices what the fuck
HOLY FUCKTHEY ARRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
>>92768841>he actually thought Mumei would start on timeLOLLMAO
we already know you are a bitch kronii
>>92768926But you haven't shit all year!
>+10 minutesNo....
Okay enough yuri baiting let's move on.
Who all is playing Overwatch?
YOOOOOOOOOOO
>>92765896Here's mine
>>92768875草
>>92768870The nigga of nippon strikes again, baby!
Wow, Kronii
theyre being too gay
HOLY FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Why are they so gay?
>>92768775Deathclock sounds like a sex position where the woman locks your legs and immobilize your lower body while milking you non-stop
THEY'RE FLIRTING
>I can bring back a little freakWhat did she mean by this?
>>92768930MentalPhysicalPassion!
This VC when left REAL fast lol
Mori enjoyed that lapsitting much more than she let on...
MORI, SHE CAN'T BE ANY LESS SUBTLE ABOUT WANTING TO FUCK YOUTAKE THE HINT MORI
I thought you guys were shitpostingWhy is Kronii so fucking horny for Mori all of sudden?
>>92768969>baiting
Mori don't fall for clocktits. She's going to physically abuse you like she did with Fauna.
>>92768274I believe you. I've never met an uncool stoner magic player.
>>92768870>Mori is the tanned doujin guy getting Kronii drunk and fucking her in a love hotel…https://exhentai.org/s/04151f11d3/3033064-5
JUGEMU JUGEMU
Mori has to be the fakest holo when it comes to yuribaiting, how can any of you watch this?
>I keep thinking about this moment and wanting it to come backhttps://x.com/tanooklee/status/1827613046782750804
Kek Kronii
What is wrong with mumei when it comes to time management?
Is Bae Japanese enough to be able to watch Joshiraku?
>>92768925Delay 4 Bae
>>92768976No fucking way.
>>92769042Kronii's tits help
LESBIAN
>>92769030>all of a sudden
>>92769030I guess we know who Kronii will be ignoring next
>>92768926MOOM DELAY
OH BABY THEY FUCKIN
>>92769053Animol hort
THE WITCH JUST BLESSED MY OSHI LET'S GO
Ramy gone... I miss Ramie
>secret time not for the eyes of the publicjesus fucking christ
>IKf I were drunk, I shouldn't be out in publicReminder that the last time Kronii got drunk, she confessed her appreciation to a female friend in a weird-ass, love-like way
Kronii is pretty gay
kronii is so cooked chat ayoo
Kronii is so funny
Kronii is cooked
>>92769030Her favorite Mori song is Taste of Death iirc
>>92768875噓つき草
>>92769030Why aren't you?
>Moom>Ina>Nerissa>CC>GG>Fauna>IRySHow many is a team in OW2?
>>92769042coping hard I see
>>92769127Ame's graduation?
I think I understand James in SH2 nowSeeing Fauna in all of these streams post graduation-announcement, its like damn bitch I've already made my peace will you die (graduate) already? Maybe this was all a ploy to make me understand the game on a deeper level.Thank you Fauna.
>>92769127Oh rightThat happenedKek
Is Kronii cooked or is she cooking?
THEY ARE
>>92769042Anon...Mori hasn't yuribaited since Takamori year 1. Her awkwardness is 100% authentic
what no nephilim pussy does to clock
Holy shit Kronii used the L word
>>92769030Check back in 5years
Mumei’s inability to start streams on time is why I could never oshi her. I don’t know how Hoomans put up with that shit.
AWWWWWWW
>>92769176That shit was nothing
>I love you too man!Kronii...
Holy shit
>>927691695they said they're just gonna play bots so expect boring gameplay anyway
I love you man
>>92769191Uncertain, let her cook
Why doesn't Kronii just forget Sally and just fuck someone from EN already?
>>927691695 per side. Unless they've implemented the 6 on 6 option.
is kronii drunk right now lmao what is happening
>>92769191She's cooking so hard she's cooking herself too
Mori and Kronii are just 2 men who love each other...
>>92769089Kek this got far funnier about 1 minute after you said it
>>927691696 but there might be other game modes, idk, i don't play it
Holy fuck, Kronii said she loves Mori.
>I love you...man...Why is Kronii like this?
>>92769191It's a Kronester cookout
WHY DOESN'T KRONII TALK TO FAUNA LIKE THIS
>>92769176lol no
>>92769207Just think of it as edging
>>92769238It didn't work out so well last time...
>>92769204to be fair it's not the first time she's said to one of the girls
>Love is a strong word, but for you...HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUCKDamn, Kronii is kinda like me.
>>92769191Dunno, let me check with my thermometer (my dick)
is kronii and mori the only bromance in hololive
>>92769254based and same
Luna news: she just woke up
rrats?
Kronii your poor little dyke heart can't handle the heartbreak of Mori being actually straight
>Kronii's good sideso there's a bad side
I think Kronii may actually be more autistic than anyone /here/
Did I miss Ina's time capsule thingy?
>ive done something right to be on Kronii’s good sideFauna….
>>92769221Are they not allowed to play against real humans anymore...?
This moment should go in the time capsule
>Be on Kronii's good sidehahahahaMori just outed Kronii
>>92769253>don't play itclearly, because you're wrong
>>92769238She has someone in ID she could fuck if she wanted to
Fujitaro has been sated and will not erupt this year
>>92768800This is an easy top 10 outfits in hololive period
>>92769207I would wait a thousand years to hear her speak a single word
>>92769253 (me)nevermind, thought they started with 5 and increased it to 6 but it's the other way around
>>92769286a romantic?in a traditional sense?
>>92769325Shut up Kaela
>>92769254She love any cooch she gets access to
>>92769279Anybody could've told her that vegans are fucking timebombs
IT'S TIME
I feel like Mori must resemble Sally in some way with the way Kronii treats her
>>92769341A bitter pretense.
>>92768564>again
>>92769268She used to
bae is leaving now for no reason at all
Should I download OW2 and attempt to snipe the girls?
Cuteronii
>>92769245Maybe the best bromance involves women
oh god bae just actually confirmed she's playing overwatch
>>92769314no clue, it could be cover bullshit, it could be mumei autismwho knowsthey play bots in everything else so my bet is cover
>>92769207She is waiting for Bae you retard
>Kronii shouldn't move to Japan because I'd be too busy having my face in her muff to get any work done!Geez Mori some subtle please