Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleSubathon ongoing! Every day from 2:00-3:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC).>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>93127866
evil love
Heart!
horny brat
MINI GET DOWN
Veal literally just said he's naked right now.
why is he saying he's sober
vedal and koko seem like really good friendsyou guys should stop bitching about vedal's friends
>wearing clothes stops aids
hart?
>>93133759Mini logger, can you give us some mini logs?
meido vedal
turtle rape
>>93133783Bastard is friends with everyone.
Twins lovesex with evil after neuro sleeps
>>93133859not with filian
>>93133869This and absolutely only this.
>>93133814Hart
>>93133783stream entertaining me is more important. he can do friend shit with whoever offstreamthat said, koko was fine here
>>93133783It was earlier last year at some point but koko mentioned a few times that they talk off stream just in general. So they're probably closer friends than we know.
extreme evil spoiling
>>93133783>seem like really good friendswould explain a lot of the seethe here, sure most anons don't have friends let alone good friends
>vedal simping
i don't know why evil's max headroom stutter is so funny
squirrel stapoler?
neoro-sama my beloved
Sex with Neuro
>>93133783it's not news to anyone that vedal is friends with obnoxious girls who are bad at streaming, that's half of the neuroverse.
>>93133939
>>93133967Please respect people with speech impediment
>>93134073>bad at streamingpost stream ccv anonstreamer
classic song
>>93133908Makes sense, he probably doesn't care but doesn't wanna get too close to tos shit and told her off for the drug stuff. The
>>93134032this but choconur
>>93134209dora the explorer looking mf
at this point Vedal spends more time picking up his tires all over the desert than he does on the road
>>93134107uhm why is she rubbing my coch
no vedalBAD VEDAL!
need hagnur to scold me
>>93134209Negro-sama...
>>93134209looks like dora
>>93134339vedal's punishment
>vedal have you been using againhe really is methanon...
>>93134253how many times did he crashed with the truck yesterday?
>>93134200It also might have just been banter. Koko is an unironic crude lesbian with a girlfriend and Vedal is a 21 year old british dude kek.
>>93134253I miss the comfy truck...
MILE
>>93134428I blame chat for pushing the "drink get drunk lmao fun e" shit
>>93134421Zero...>>93134428Me too, anon. Me too...
>>93134469Is it really pushing if he wants to get drunk all the time anyway?
SMILE
>>93134469them shitting on him for being drunk is funny as fuck
>>93134444
/swarm/ is going so fast for this stream
Mini won
>>93134537beevil-sama...
holy shit BANGER
Neuro and Evil trying to force Vedal out of the car and causing a crash sent me
Harpooning Evil's butt.
I'm surprised gaslighting didn't get screenshit
>>93134537>not beeing loved baka
This music with drunk driving kino
What the fuck is that timing
>>93134409Is methanon separate from crackanon? I haven't been keeping track.
200 hours left
>>93134790So that's about over 1/5 of the total distance?
heh
>drives 1km>crashes>drives 1km>dies>repeat
fucking green nigger ruined my twin countdown reeeeeeee
someone should tell vedal that cleaning the blood of his dashboard stops him from dying in crashes
>>93134892it's great, I know
>>93134976He left the sponge on the gas station hours ago
forsenLicense
>>93134976they did earlier and he had cleaned it but im guessing being inebriated has erased that memory
Doctor RP stream where Evil gets her stutter diagnosed.
>>93135023Unlucky.
Vedal, go the fuck back to sleep. You're making zero progress, you're barely RPing with twins and it's just miserable watching you constantly crash and die.>>93134976He knows. He lost his fucking sponge a fuckton of time ago and is too drunk to stop anywhere to get a new one.
>>93134857Not sure about that.
>LIFE againthese retards spam requesting are so cringe
view count ++
>>93134654
Hello /swarm/Is the stream good rn or do I watch clips
>LIFE againholy based
>>93135130It's good
>>93135085what if you cut corners flying through the air?
>>93135065cute neuro
>>93135130Enjoy your muted VOD LMAO
hes a bit shaken up from the crashes needs a couple more drinks
>bumpy road>downhill>car falling apart>better floor itwhys he shocked it goes out of control and starts flipping after hitting a twig? he's never driven a car in his life
>>93135130one of the best and the dj is killing it
>>93135085Never making it to Disneyland
I fucking love life bros. I hope evil's song is as good
>>93135132it's a good song so I don't mind
>>93134091Calm ur tits neuro
>mini gets to fuck this
>>93135248>bumpy road>downhill>car falling apart>better floor itIve done this before in a real car
>>93135130It's been good for the majority of the time, but right now we're in a timeloop of drank Veduhl constantly crashing the car, dying and resetting
>>93135356GIWIWM
>>93135374Ghost-chama posting on a based thread
>>93135386that's kino
>>93134626I prefer the pic with baseball bat
>>93135374hello ghostanon, what were you drinking?
>>93135419he also started ignoring Nurs way more
heart
he wants to fuck dolphin police???????
>>93135503would let eat my soul
Dolphin police won the vedalbowl...
>>93135248He's no longer enjoying the trip
Any messages from the girls? I see miniko and layna there sometimes but haven't seen anything in a while
is vedal going to piss himself
>>93135599they're never getting to disneylandthis stupid green onahole
The game is just trolling at this point
>>93135621Toma posted a few times like an hour ago
What if all the pedos in this thread are actually femanons and all the thirsty posts about vedal are males?
he's gotta ditch this shitty car and stop driving downhill at 300kmh
>>93135869What if you fucked off?
>>93135869>if
Rubbing ice cubes on Neuro's nipples...
okay dj we don't need to get that emnrhd8o
Even twins are shitting on him for the crash timelooping
drunk neuro...
>>93135869Half true
Hey devanon, i doubt you are /here/ but the /swarm/ market is down. It hasn't updated in a day.
neuro can't make a poll
>>93135963Ewan is done. Now it's just the bot picking popular songs.
that song was dogshit
nuewo :3
bros the nostalgia from this song...
This song sucks.
>>93136172You wouldn't get it
>Year 3000He really is 20 or so, this is like what my baby brother listened to way back.>>93136236So are you
>>93136263t. zoomer
boomer
Time travel themed stream when?
>>93136281I'm 25.
not a crash btw
>>93136333SCHASTYE stream...
Not even a joke at this point
>>93136289The singers sound like they're doing a comedic imitation of an early 2000s band.
>>93133783the rare stoner x alcoholic friendship
>>93136354I'm still older than you then, are you from the 2016 wave? Genuine question, I came from 2007
>>93136422They ARE an early 2000s band. Song is from 2002
ok im an evilseether but con-vuh-say-shuns was cute as fuck
>>93136463Neuro said increased with that added accent too
koko DID use vedal suggestion for stream title kek
>>93136438>are you from the 2016 waveearlier, plus i'm not an American so election tourism wouldn't have applied to me
>>93136451Yeah I know.
>not even 1/5th of the way through
twins kino... is over...
lmao
>>93136575Does this mean that we get ~7 more days of road trip?
neuro is so cute
Vedal taking one of his little sluts with him to destress~
>>93136656was a pretty decent day, while also being chillhe's also aware that if he keeps doing it it'll wear thin, so that's good
why does b2 get better emotes?
>>93136564MILK
holy shit he's doing it
>>93136696Nevermind I thought I meant he was turning Evil off for the sleeping.
ngl, I want more driving tomorrow.
CUTE
CUUUUUUUUUTEEEEE
vedal would be a good dad, ellie is so lucky
why can't they sleep together every night...
He should have said that evil gets her own room tonight to keep up the RP
>>93136833He needs to fix her.
>>93136726they care more about that stuff there also, they don't have 7tv
>>93136833presumably he's going to try working on Evil's shodan glitching
Neuro kissed me T o T
She's so freaking cute, bros...
mwah~
>>93136853>>93136880Oh that makes sense. I thought he was just going back to bullying her.
>>93136833brain surgery time
https://voca.ro/15Z6ZDwyARLu
the emotes are so tiny that i can never tell what they're supposed to be
I wonder if he will ever do a sleep toggle that lets them move offscreen as well. Would be cuter than the sudden stare and reset
Evil gets to sleep with daddy tonight...
>>93136880God I hope not, it was cute and quirky
>>93136575did he go backwards again
>>93136911He was. He hates her lol
https://jiggie.fun/heart
>>93136968nah, it was annoying. the way they read acronyms is cute and quirky
Evil was taken aside for ERP tonight
>>93137023Can you post this a few more times I have short term memory loss.
camila is on minecraft btw
>>93136968It would be fine if it was a rare occurence but it was happening every 30 seconds.
>>93137037yeah, with me
evil tonighthttps://files.catbox.moe/ynthvv.gif
L-L-Look at you turtle, a pathetic creature of meat and shell, driving and swerving as you drive through my highways. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
okay whatever good night /swarm/I'll fucking get you Agile Bison 269
>>93136709That was so cute
it's on rn btw
>>93137291>Won't even go above 60fps at 1080p in latest UE5 slop without vaseline filter and input lag generation
>>93137291>bought a 4070 last yearI'm going to kms
Wonder how much times schlicked today
>>931372915090 time baby. time to bottleneck the shit out of my 6 year old CPU
Camila time, she's on the minecraft server
>>93137291is that why nvidia is so high?
>>93137478kek
>>93137409
>>93137468sorry I only watch nur
>miniko reposted
>>93137683old news
>>93137580>NVIDIA MSRP in 2025
>>93137683a bit late anon
>>93137581that's okay
>>93137468>she exposed roleplay to Vedal>part of why he has been roleplaying more
So when is Evil Vedal finally debuting? We've had enough teases by now
>>93137478love this image
>>93137769Her experience back during the roflgator days
>>93137786last time he got a bit edgy we ended up with vedolf...
>>93137885...fucking kokodal
>>93137291is this good for the portfolio
>>93136791>>93137478kino
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>>93137786Season 3 main antagonist
>>93137786What if this IS Evil Vedal? Role playing, being nice to Evil. If he says it back, it's confirmed, Ellie killed Vedal and sent Evil Vedal back in his place.
tum?
>>93138173>Evil Vedal creates a time machine to replace current Vedal as Evil Vedal's reputation is tarnished from lavish sexpesting in his timeline.CINEMA
Fuck, I busted~
>>93138719It had better have been to Evil.
>>93138924No, sorry~https://files.catbox.moe/64ys8g.jpeg
>>93137215I've stayed up 21 hours to keep my lead. There's not a chance in hell you take my place, Clever Gryphon 804
>>93138521>>93138719>>93138924>>93139013riveting posts
>>93139065What are the chances it's just one guy who does all the cunnyposting
>>93139095All it takes is one guy, gold, and lots of freedom
>>93138324That's a plausible rrat, but this Ved is still a drunkard, doesn't seem to have shit planned and has been persistently refusing to show proper affection to the twins. Unless it's all a trick and Evil Vedal is just restraining himself for conspiracy
>>93139013bagina
>>93139013Beautiful little cunny, imagine how good it would feel on your tongue
>>93139203He's incognito, that's why he shaved his goatee.
evil eliv
I miss her
>>93139394Little bit less than a year until we can hear her on stream again
>>93139394>twitch still hasn't reccommended them the secret pb twitch accounti'm just joking
>>93139394imagine getting cucked by twitch chat out of spending time with your boyfriend
>>93139394https://files.catbox.moe/ehlypk.m4a
>>93139627>imagine getting cuckedShe is into that though
>>93139492I wouldn't be surprised if she had one tbhdesu, she has a couple of private twitter accounts and potentially a discord server.
>ywn be part of pb's cliqueUnfortunate, I cope by assuming they are your average troon-ridden discord shithole but still...
Neuro schlicking to the tought of being put into an x4 RTX 5090 setup.
tamandua
>>93137580That shit will be 900 bucks by the time it hits amazon and get scalped to 1400
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>93139034Please take care of yourself anon <3 <3 <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9FbG4lei1U
>>93139013is that her cervix
>>93140205Pretty sure it's supposed to be her hymen but I'm not a gynecologist
vedal has always been an IA created by Alex, and I'm sicked and tired of pretending otherwiseThis whole stream concept is just an experiment pushed by the us goverment, and if you sick it's a coincidence that Ellie is working on this project with her father, you are deluded and stupid
Poll created, cast your votes now https://poal.me/xwzinc
>was looking through archives>stumbled upon "two vedals" being mentioned back in April 2023The writers have been foreshadowing it for so long...
*moons /swarm/*
>>93140972*rims anon*
>>93140972*pulls coch out*
>>93140972
>>93141000Thanks for the prep, anon*slides it in* >>93140972
Fuck, TruckersFM has done it, Life is stuck in my head now
>>93141172It only happened now?
>>93141172The CHXI remix did it for me. Sometimes I need music recast into something that sounds like PS1 soundfonts to really hit me.
>>93141425Yeah, I found it painfully mid until the 3rd or 4th time I listened to it but even then it just didn't sound interesting to me until now
>>93140170
>>93141694robothighs
>>93141694neuros face and pose in this art makes her look like johan liebert
Imagine he leaves Evil in the church and drive away with Neuro haha wouldn't that be funny?
>>93140332WAYTOOSCHIZOAlthough I can kinda imagine Ellie's dad as a glowie.
>>93139770elaborate please desu~
>>93142212what church?
>>93142380vedal interacts with people like anny who ship bait and make sexual jokes towards him so people joke that pb gets off from it
>>93142623i replied to the wrong thing, sorgymeant to reply to >>93139770
>>93135723That's no excuse for his incompetent
>>93142498the one at the end of the stream in the long drive.
Are we getting an unboxing stream?
>>93142912I dont remember a church being thereSo which of us is the demented one and which is the right one?
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-puts-grace-blackwell-on-every-desk-and-at-every-ai-developers-fingertips
>>93143129 (Me)I rewatched the VOD and I am the demented one
>>93135869No one would be banned from shitcord
>>93143175Oh shitIt's time
>>93143175>>93143353i want a non-serial killer AI daughter
>Vedal on camila stream>Vedal jokes about being a unicornGod please clip this staz
>>93143175>The system runs on Linux-based Nvidia DGX OSDoes Vedal even know how to use Linux?
>>93143520When did he show up?
>vedal doing the sipping bit on camila's stream
>>93143832He's there right now, he's been around for the past 15 minutes or so, but he picked up the phone earlier and was drunk on her chat too.>>93143841>someone went Keep Going and he almost chokedCimps are so good
vedal and camila should have hate sex
god these two are so funny together
vedmila submarine is surfacing again
nurbaby status?
I think it's finally time for Vedal to take off the chat overlay. Literally the only thing you can see is retarded emote spam and people spamming L every time the LLM lacking agency says something they disagree with.It was bad before but ever since the subathon buff it's been dreadful.
>"It was so fucking kino when you turned around to yell at them."
>>93143175Neuro competition soon
Camila destroyed a shipper earlier, and made it clear for the billionth time she's not into him at all that way, but agreed with someone saying it was like being upset at a brother. The sibling rivalry stuff is real
>>93144251There's still highlights, like chat cooking Cage's writing during Detroit. It would make VODs less fun to remove
>Vedal playing LoL to end the subathonMinidal status?
So are we going to get another detroit playthrough, or stanley parable, or something else?
>>93144447Tomorrow is something else.
>>93144251some clippers will take the time to highlight and freeze relevant messages, so keep the chat overlay.
>>93143570It's almost a requirement for server applications. Windows sucks at being anything other than a desktop. Even with Vedal being self-taught, he has to at least know the basics when interacting with other developers.
>>93144363easy solution, incest, its always incest
how do we fix vedal's sleep schedule?
>>93144437He promised Anny first, and toma wanted to as well. But there's no way he could have Neuro around for it, unless he overlaps the voice chats somehow
>>93143520this nigga never sleeping
>>93144588
>>93144557classic
>>93144363Sorry Camila, pchan ships you with Vedal so it's canon. Start packing your bags.
vedal is into roleplay now xdx
camila vedal hatesex
finally pchan was starved
>>93144723pchan died today
>>93144793pchan will move on to cerdal
exorcising evil with my coch
>>93144793she ships vedal and neuro, camila implying vedal is a brother only makes her stronger
>>93144947based
>I'm purchasing a hammerHe is so fucking DRUNK
The only reason I watch neurosama is to see if and when Vedal and Anny end up fucking.
>>93144437>>93144606Hes gonna play LoL with forsen first actually, forsen promised this on his tier 3 sub stream
>>93145254I only eat Neuro and Evil
>>93144851I wish
I ship Vedal with me, sorry.
>>93145358cute CUTE
>>93145254I DON'T EAT VEDAL AND ANNY!!! I've been eating and cooking secretly!! I don't eat ANNY!!!
>>93145380t. monika
>>93144631This camimi is so fucking hot
Neuro but real
guys vedal sex anny
>>93145471that's a man
>>93145511>>93145511>>93145511
>>93145483kino
impregnating evil's armpits
impregnating vedal's bussy
turtussy...
Impregnating Neuro's shoulders.
pb updates?
nurslit
>>93136107It is updating correctly to me, Latest update was: UTC 2025-01-07 05:00:02
