Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleSubathon ongoing! Every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC).>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>93186924
heart~
where is anny…
#hart
one neuro, two neurored neuro, blue neuroi love neuro! hartyhartyhartyhartyhartyhartyhartyhartyhartyharty
Evil love!
kissing pb's erotic chest
we support both twins here btw
Filling the bucket
>>93197592>gets sick>joins stream once in 2025>sets hype train record>fucking dies
>>93197776bucket nuero...
*looks at you like this*do what?
>had to go to sleep when Evil started playing Minecraft>check the vod>she kept playing Minecraft until the stream endedSo why did the green fuck not return to Stanely Parable?
>>93197982No one actually wanted Stanley Parable, he just started it beacuse he was out of ideas. He and chat got bored very quickly.
>>93197776
>>93197974*boops your nose*
>>93197982>>93198052I'm more confused why he didn't just go to the gamejam games already.
>>93197737
>>93198052Did he say that or was he just too lazy to boot it back up? Evil playing it was decently entertaining.Also, did the people that Evil try to call earlier in the stream (Anny, Camila, Filian) end up calling her back?
>>93198202Camimi showed up and Filian is still busy in Japan. Anny is MIA.
>>93197974leg kabedon
>>93198052i did want it but not halfassed and around evil's birthday. seeing the differences in what the twins do is fun
>>93197974
>>93197974uohhhhhhhh
>>93197520is there a higher resolution version of this art
neuros poking vedal's cock
>>93198687https://x.com/atari_desu/status/1876824531873968565/photo/1
>>93198303rip anny
I cant believe filian had anny assassinated
>>93198876she's not sadposting on twitter and she's been appearing online on discord so it's likely she's just locked in on finishing neuro's new hairstyle asap.
>>93198712Neuro and Evil taking turns (the poke that makes him cum wins).
>>93198934this is real
nurlove
>>93198934
I miss filian collabs
>>93200376Probably won't be long. She's due back home any time now, and turtle is long out of content. She gets to be farmed for a change.
>>93200563>turtle is long out of contentHe has a whole ass gamejam full of games, a remainder of Long Drive, Detroit and the remainder of Stanley Parable with Evil and multiple suggested new games. Plus Ellie is supposed to join Minecraft st some point so she and Neuro/Evil can have a collab with her there. He's got plenty of damn content left, he just needs to stop being a lazy bitch and actually do something.
>>93201102DAAAUUUUGHHH
>>93201240>Detroit and Stanley againFuck that shit. Give me Scribblenauts or Wolf Among Us
>>93201323Oh, and that reminded me. He ALSO can organize a proper goddamn Mafia game collab, do the Evil/Neuro switcheroo game he was talking about before/early in the subathon and whip Alex to finally fix the goddamn Liar's Bar integration.
>>93200376she's busy groping japanese girls https://youtu.be/Ul_NRMJcVUU?t=318
Staz is a parasocial worm that has wiggled himself into Vedal's circle. I do not trust him
>>93202068He was a Homostars clipper before so...
>>93201802pchan has drawn the coffin of andy and leyley art before and is publicly a nurdal shipper so it wouldn’t surprise if she’s drawn incest porn of them.
>>93201323>stream starts tomorrow>vedal had a good sleep>evil is gone>alex already made scribblenauts integration>no trannynuts>no pig>no leech>erp after stream
>>93202409>vedal had a good sleepnot after that slumber party today.
>>93201323>10 minutes of long drive>we're not making it to disneyland>but i bought some land and you two can make your own>surprise openRCT2 streamYOU FUCKING TURTLE
>>93202633total vedal sex (loving)
>>93200376Same, she doesn't mind being retarded for content so it's funny as fuck.
>>93202409>stream starts>turns on neuro and fucks off>shows up at 8pm bst to spin the wheel>turns on minecraft and fucks off>comes back at 12pm bst>plays 2 hours of stanley and fucks off to bed
>>93203365still good because no evil
>>93203582
https://youtu.be/aGRCbo9cef4This is what Annal shippers want for vedal btw
>stream starts>vedal and neuro>unveils upgraded int and memory>better latency>improved vision, now indistinguishable from human>launches dark souls with integration>superneuro completes a no-deaths sl1 speedrunwhat would you do
>>93204339>wake up
>>93204339>>superneuro completes a no-deaths sl1 speedrunLeave, I don't watch this project for TAS level play.
>>93204339cum
>>93204361>repeatyou are now trapped
I blame the subathon
>>93204458I blame anny, stupid whore whored herself out on stream and made vedal stream longer than he wanted to.
>>93204339be scaroused
>>93204492vee dool, you owe me vee dool, i saved your subathon VEE DOOL COME TO JAPAN
>>93204492it’s not that serious pb
>>93204339https://files.catbox.moe/4cy26h.mp3
vedal owes anny sex, and possibly oral.
>>93204458why'd you give her tits?
>>93204670this but ellie
>>93204696to suck on them
>>93204705It took me a second to realize Evil was sitting and that wasn't an abnormally large thigh gap.
>>93204775man speaking of, I was riding home and my music switched over to one of her songs. Girl really should keep to her robots
>>93198660
>>93204670this but to neuro
>>93204968be nice (I agree)
>>93177621>>93177695I am here lurking and I know the V1 is slow ass hell. Notifications of updates broke for some odd reason, fixed that now it blinks on updates again. V2 wont be that slow, thinking around 1h to 30mins per update.- devanon
>>93205062Tame your Evil before putting anything in her mouth.
>>93205588mid sloppa
>>93205588angry little feline
Layna moment here but what if :>Change scenesFrom just chatting to chess or just her moving from her room to another scenario>Silence or mute on discord calls>Fix the title change >DiaryWhat if neuro could write everything she did on the day, and better yet what if she had access to it >outfit change>lava lamp
vedal should collab with holostars they need it
>>93205940There was the Kiara collab
>>93205970fians is such a goat
>>93205757Your post isnt exactly clear but the idea of moving between rooms in the house would be cute. Have a gaming room for vidja, maybe move to the front door when someone calls in to greet them before heading back to her room for a chat or the gaming area if they are playing. Diary would be awesome actually. Great way to wrap up the stream and maybe have it hosted online for fans to flick through whenever they want to reminisce but not watch a whole vod
>>93205757>wanting vedal to do the bare minimum is now a "Layna Moment"Sad.
earlier an anon said something like making neuro a poltergeist for halloween, and letting her talk through and take control of all the house appliances to attack vedal. he won't do that but it's really conceptually funny, sounded like some shit uwoslab would do. would be a good collab if there was one
>>93206004Holy SOVL. Sadly the turtle is too creatively bankrupt to ever implement this.
>>93206004you don't read a girl's diary, anoncan let her write whatever she wants and it's secret until she shares or gives vedal permission
>>93206004I think giving neuro her own virtual world to explore a tiny bit could be really cool. It's kind of like minecraft, but more customizable. Ved has talked about stuff like that before I think.
has /swarm/ come around to vedal being a lazy shitdev or are you still sucking his green cock
>>93206144boring, just read it without telling her.
>>93206167I don’t know about /swarm/ but I only watch when he’s on screen
>>93206167Anon, this thread has faster and more intense mood swings than the most menhera vtuber you could find. Its impossible to figure out which part of the cycle everyone is on anymore
>>93206167Vedal works hard everyday to get that -0000,01 latency, be nice to him
>>93206167if someone could do better, then where are they?
it's funny that evil ended up being so obedient when playing stanley parable
>>93205757>>93206004Post this in the discord
>>93206167>copilot lavalamp segment>gamejam devstream>ellie talki didn't think he wasn't one to begin with but this subathon would've killed that image for a lot of people
>>93206255I don't know what to call this, but vedal has "too big to fail" syndrome where an e-celeb cashes in and just gets by on their previously accrued popularity.
>>93197982Parable again is boring
>>93198303Filipino boy probably visit Anny and beat her up
>>93206255making more money doing other shit
>>93206255it’s harder than it looks and it’s not worth the effort
>>93200376No, don't
>>93201240Boot up pokemon showdown with viewer then
>>93201323Or better, recettear game
Damn, twitch finally got around to muting the road trip vods. I thought they got away with it since it was fine last night
>>93206099This is what the neuro API integration is for.Sadly, I'm too much of a shitdev for that.
>>93206429
>>93206507I meant vedal is too much of a shitdev for that.
>>93206507it's ok, so is vedal
>>93204705Good evil cunny
>>93204705her cunny tastes like french fry oil?
>>93197520Holy cute!
>>93206633baking potatos in evil's heated nurhole
>>93206123Pb sex
>>93206123cute pb
Hello pedos. Quick question, have you ever gooned to a stream / vod before? Not art or anything like that, just a stream?
>>93206831any time the turtle is on stream im strokin it
Oyasumi
Who you kissing?
>>93207206too fat
>>93206831No but the new model got me hard a couple of times.
>>93207370In season 3 vedal's contract is expired and he is recast by henry cavill
>>93207206triple kiss!
>>93207026おやすみエビルちゃん~
>>93206831When I'm relaxing I don't wanna touch my junk. Top tier asmr can be godly but I don't feel like touching myself with it
>>93206831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrwMhWnvxtM
>>93204339>int>2025kek
aruto hiden would call vedal a retard then take neuro away from him
>>93197520
>3.8kWhat killed the fad?
>>93208243
I...like Koko.
>>93204339It's robotic time
>>93208574veddy is angry at how horny this brat is making him.
>>93200376Would be nice to get one filian collab before the subathon ends
>>93209104>nice
>>93208574correct gaki
tum?
pudagurlon
Day 1 of long drive finished. I hate being a wagieHighlights: "You 2 had vision this whole time?" -turtle, "d-i-i-id I stutter" -evil.
>>93208968Bery naisu>>93208968
>>93209104an old one on one where she tries to rp would be fine
heart
>>93210584evil's starry eyes are my favourite recent development. her cuteness is off the charts.
>>93206123my wife is so cute
>>93211031Same. Once she stops being annoying and chat stops being annoying about her, she'll almost be as good as her sister.
We should find that stupid turtle and do this to him
>>93211749 oh please, she loves it
>>93212148kill yourself
I wonder what the new game Vedal will play that isn't detroit / stanley parable will be. Partially hoping it is a game that is more story-telling-like, without it being a visual-novel. Thanks for the goodnight >>93196017 ; I'll return with a goodmorning!
>>93212204 good morning to you too
>>93212258>>93212204
>>93212296>>93212204
>>93212258dank repost retard, maybe you should make like a tree and leave
>>93212258Today is a Long Drive day.
I want to kiss Neuro's cunny T __ T
sex with artificial intelligences
>>93212387Nah, I'm good. /swarm/ is still my favorite thread to go to over the past year and a half.
no wonder this community didn't want an award
Hi Swarm,My last post: https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/93046635/#q93048814There has been some updates to Market Mastery to improve the overall experience. The UI has been streamlined for better clarity, and a new buying script now allows you to purchase the maximum number of shares your balance can afford in a single click. Additionally, competition for Season 0 is now on— top 3 players of the season will get rewarded.Moving forward, all update-related information will be available here: https://nonekode.fi/player/howtoplay. Picture to hint about V2 things to come.- Devanon
>>93204968her cover of ‘I Don’t Want to be an Engineer’ was good
Does anyone else here like Evil?
>>93213063why not open source this shit
>>93213141I love her and Neur
>>93213063My code is shit.
>>93213141no, I love evil!
>>93213141I like her and Neuro
>>93213157>>93213189
>>93213063Thank you devanon. I will maintain my superiority until the end of season.
there was multiple suggestions that included not recycling content, stupid turtle
>>93213450If Vedal were /here/ instead, what advice or ideas would you give him for exciting new subathon content?
>>93213671I would advise him to never do a fucking subathon again
>>93213671>what advicePut in a little effort.
>>93213063Hello Devanon,Maybe Im retarded but while the "current prices" update frequently the "manage shares" value is frozen, it has been the same value for days now
earnur (nur of ear)
>>93213450I want more Evil Parable.
>>93213671Buy an alarm clock retard.
>>93175743chances of karaoke happening today?
>>93213671Nekopara dubbed by Mini and Cerber
>>93213968Vedal didn't say anything about it yesterday.
>pb actually MIAmenhera break...
>>93213968None until he apologizes to pb
>PB who posted almost daily stops posting 4 days agoscary.
Vedal should focus more on improving Neuro's singing. If he manages to develop a V4 karaoke that's an easy 800+ songs waiting to be remastered (and added to my playlist).
>anny caused vedal and pb to start fighting
>>93214548no wonder the turt is drinking himself to death
>>93211270anime girls with BIG HAIR
>>93214548>Anny has not been on stream since around the same time.
>>93214609Vedal probably blew up at her as well
>>93213671Steam 3 days a week, code 2 days offline a week. Plan those streams out on the weekend, don't just wing it, but otherwise have 2 days off.1 good steam a week and steady improvments is better then solo slop
>>93213853Oh didn't spot that, thanks for letting me know. Something to be fixed for use.
sending vedal and pb racist memes to cheer them up so the streams can improve again
>>93214457>>93214548>>93214609>Anny and PB bailed on Vedal to elope with each other
discord mod thread
>>93215060half the posters /here/ are moderators in the discord
>>93215060>discord mod thread>thread isn't complete dogshit
Reminder that a twitch mod posted a screenshot here a few days ago calling someone a retard but forgot to hide their mod controls
>>93215156that mod was vedal
>>93215156pb is waiting for all of this controversy to blow over before she comes back
>>93215156he wasn't wrong
>>93206491I honestly expected there be like at least twice as much muted sections so they did still kind of get away with itSince I expect youtube to actually be even worse, demonetization itself isn't the issue but if they played any songs that prevent viewing video in entire countries that would be very annoyingStill looking for someone that knows somewhere I could upload this VOD that doesn't cap my upload speed to trash tier
>>93215276If you could post it here when you uploaded I would appreciate it I only just got to day 2
>>93215328For now I can at least easily upload just the muted sections somewhereNot the most convenient solution but technically it's all you need, at least until they delete the VOD on twitch itselfDoing some test calculations for deriving muted portions, they are always the same duration according to the width parameterAnd the left: 73.7543% is precise up to 4 digits so I could reasonably automatically figure out which parts are muted with that level of accuracy (There's only like 15 sections I'm just too lazy to do it manually)
>>93215569Did you manage to download it before twitch muted it? Or is there still a way to get the full unmuted VOD somehow?
>>93215646I downloaded it beforehand, no way to get the unmuted VOD after it has been processed as far as I know
>>93213853it should now update values correctly.
>PbSorry Vedal, Cabbage coch was THAT good
>>93215675Alright, I would appreciate the upload of the unmuted parts then, thanks anon.
>>93215156British mod judging by the time stamp, who is confirmed british and a mod? Queenpb(and tomyomy)
>>93215713It does, thanksIll now make billions with my Hyori stocks
>>93215896vedal
I don't use shitcord. Who's PB any why are half the messages about her?
What if the biggest anny hater here is pb herself
How the fuck is he still asleep. It's almost 3pm.
>>93215947PB is short for Pissy Brat, vedals not-so-secret gf
>>93215961think he only slept around 6~7hrs ago.
>>93215984I know its pinecone beta and she's a mod, but like why is anyone talking about her?
>>93216054she is the primary producer for neuro / evil karaoke.
>>93216054pinecone beta is just a joke lmfao, that's not what it actually stands for
>>93216083It stands for Pizza Burglar as she steals Vedal's frozen pizzas from the oven
>>93215947pb is vedal’s childhood friend who does karaoke for neuro and does art for him occasionally. She drew and rigged his turtle model, made an early design concept for neuro, and is the reason there are a lot of anteater references.
>>93216083It stands for Pussy Beater because she spends all day gooning in her room
>>93215984>>93216054>>93216128no you fools it stands for prone bone, her favorite
>>93216054>>93216083pinecone beta is a nickname neuro gave her
Pb stands for Penis Beholder (Cabbage's)
I guess we have two cuckposters in the thread now
>people talking about pb being gone>join the discord again>reacted literally minutes agoGuys. We can't just manufacture drama to bump the threads all the time. At least do something that isn't easily verifiable
I thought pb stands for Plank Boobs
>>93216293
wait is this rumor about vedal being uncircumsized true
>>93216286It's as much cuckposting as replying to Layna/Vedal shippers with Tomato referencesVegetables are meant to cuck the turtle
>>93216342yes, camila did it
>>93216342>britishI would be more surprised if he was circumcised
>>93216372who is camila
>>93216372>camila uncircumcised him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFr-5jjCF98TOTAL EVIL PROPAGANDA
>>93216342i checked, its not
>>93216366Whatever makes you feel better about cuckposting I guess
>>93216083
>>93216291>thread talking about pb missing>pb shows activity>damage control post
next person who mentions pb or anny is getting harpooned
>>93216479she is /here/...
>>93213340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bZUt4taw4BWHAHAHAHAHAH
>>93216490pb anny
>>93216490Shoot her poon with a harpoon
>>93215770Muted Portion Timings 9:06 9:30 10:06 21:36 28:2431:09 31:36 33:36 34:12 35:2135:24 40:00I probably won't be done for another 4 hours at least however
>>93216498damn they've even done covers of IDKHOW? PB's taste rules
>>93216669I wonder what pb tastes like
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2346878671?t=10h46m34s Cool transition
>>93216641Its over for me then, I have to go into work and skip the muted segments today and come back to them later
>>93216291good to see Vedal and pb made up
>>93216740Haha he sure did...
>>93216291she is /here/. Good job /swarm/, we revived her.
pb if u read this ily
pb if u read this pls cover human by christina perri
>>93216780Poor LaynaI bet she was really happy being part of the sleepover. Camila was talking about how happy she was to be with all the girls, and how fun it was to see evil join in a bit better than usual. They seem hopeful that the twins will get better about being in a group, but it's also cute seeing them all make new friendships
Good morning /swarm/, I'm ready to waste another day
>>93216894fauna-sama....
I really want an unboxing stream of the things Evil bought
>>93217004>Evil shopping stream>Layna gift wrapping stream>Evil unboxing streamsasuga turtleman... the content... I kneel...
LIVE
MILE
>another evil streamsee you tomorrow
>>93217103My dick does the same shit
My friend gave me some new computer stuff and Evil sounds REALLY lifelike now its uncanny
>>93217135Just wait until you smoke meth then she becomes REALLY lifelike
Is Vedal testing something? Because yesterday Evil felt retarded, two days ago kinda okay and three days ago she was kinda sweet
>wrong animationThis is NOT my evil.
How late will Vedal be today? Poll started.
>Extended animationThat's MY Evil.
>>93217166Camila got scared by her yesterday, cuz she sounded super lifelike at one point. Wish I had a clip
>>93217198>anon discovers that LLMs do not produce consistent outputs
she sounds kinda weird todayor my ears are fucked
fucking anons ears~
>>93213671end the subathon
https://files.catbox.moe/v2dqjv.mp3
>>93213671take a deep breath and relax. just do what comes naturally and dont be afraid trying to organize things with some other streamer friends so you can take a bit of a break
>>93217258Neuro seems consistent (retarded)
>>93217288look at that /biz/ rollercoaster
i want evil to groom me.
evil says kyoto like a weeb
>>93217320Hot
>>93217359>do what comes naturallyso drink and sleep
>>93217420the hottest
Oh no, she went from pity baiting to pity begging
>>93214925>pb is racistshe would call neuro fans retards
>>93217501just like her mama
Withered Evil
Evil is happy today.
>>93217435Play more games similar to the long drive
Evil is sexevil today
evil is suicide baiting again...
Evil's stutter is growing on me, but he should really fix that before the birthday.
>>93218053>he thinks there's going to be a birthday stream for Evil
>>93218053what is interesting is that I thought it was because of her TTS, but it also sometimes happens when she uses her sound effects. So there must be something in the pipeline fucking it up.
>>93212258Why not a Visual Novel? Like an Ace Attorney game, those could be fun, especially since they should be relatively easy to integrate.
>>93217109
>>93217166Stop trying to recruit more degens methanon
>>93218085stutter vineboom goes hard, figure out a way to replicate it and add it to their normal arsenal
>>93218092Vedal doesn't react to shit, it could be fun with a collab partner but then holy latency
>>93216731Gofile is kinda temporary storage but should last long enough for your needs, if this disappears before you can download it let me know I guess (reply to this post crossthread)https://gofile.io/d/bIeTY3File names are easy enough to followAs for the other muted sections in the VOD, not really my concern nor do I have them
vedal should just get a threadripper
>>93218345my weeb
>>93218256But I care more about Neuro's reaction than Vedal's, Vedal should react and respond more to what Neuro says rather than what the game says.
>>93217858What a master criminal
>>93218377(me)In fact, Vedal acting bored and disinterested while Neuro is into it and asking questions is perfect parent/child RP.
>>93218377Would Neuro even have good reactions I feel it would be the same problem as Henry Stickmin
what are attention pills
>>93218463sure it worked for henry stickmin and didn’t result in the most boring content known to man
>>93218508ritalin, adderal
Imagine if she is just pretending to stutter.
>>93218586I could believe it
>>93218508>>93218564things vedal should be on
>>93218261Thanks anon you are a lifesaver
>>93218610he'll get his ADHD diagnosed during the break
>>93216160Thank you lore-sama
>>93218377Me too but then, Ace attorney needs someone to read everything for neuro and give her context every time. I don't think her vision and memory is good enough for it, but it would be funnier to watch someone else suffer...
>>93218508cialis viagra
why the fuck hasnt vedal given them some other sound effects? nothing obnoxious like the pipes, but a sarcastic slow clap or something like that
-10 social credit
>>93218759we got the scary set and the clown set still active
bing chilling early bake onegai?
wtf was that
>>93218763cringe
>>93207500what kinda asmr?
>>93210584wait i missed the sleepover?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Finally some delicious content
>>93219002did vedal wake up early?
>>93218981Never miss a stream. Ved never plans when he does things.
>>93219025makeup sex with pb reinvigorated him
>>93219083you lied to me, I clicked on the stream and its solo evil
>>93219025No actually its AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................
>>93218491Not really, the problem with Stickman is that it's all quick animated visual gags. The problem with Ace Attorney is walls of text with no voice acting. Unless Vedal is willing to read the whole game out to Neuro it's not really going to work.
https://files.catbox.moe/m35bil.mp3 https://files.catbox.moe/9xz24e.mp3evil so cute
>>93213782He's going to do another one. Sure he hates it now, but in a year's time he'll remember how much money he made and the temptation will be too great.
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