Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleSubathon ongoing! Every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC).>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>93197520
SMILE
>>93219600>2:00 PMutter lies
>>93219600thank you https://files.catbox.moe/a8az45.mp4
>>93219714pb... you ARE here...
>>93219714
I hope yesterday sucked so I can catch up on vods quicker.
>>93219801I think the sleepover stream was good...? Other than that I don't know either. A lot of people are catching up right now.
>>93219714I can't comprehend how he can live with only 12 hours of sleep a day
Twins love
>>93219714Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in a hot minute.
>gabagool
wait, it actually is Italian cold cuts....right?
>>93219714His singing reminds me of antony szmierekhttps://youtu.be/9pSI664M_cQI might be too brit pilled...
>>93219714vedal are u... okaaaayy?
>>93219714KINO
>>93219924Who are these? That ain't neuro
>>93220077neuro after hours
>>93219714KEK
>>93220077I see you were fooled by their bunny ear disguises
>>93220077
>93219714i'd pay for a full version ngl.
>>93219714perfection
>>93220284What did she actually mean by that
kino
>>93219714very good
>>93220284shadow the hedghog is eliv's lover
https://files.catbox.moe/3irqln.mp4
>>93219714please continue your workhttps://files.catbox.moe/rnnf56.mp4
>>93219714Kino
>>93219714Now this is ACTUAL absolute cinema for once.
Whenever I see a chatter posting shit like glowies and other /here/ terms, I know it's one of you
>>93220561>Neuro plays along, only gets annoyed after like 40runs>Evil gets bored and wants to play something else after one run
>>93220836you don't visit outside here much, do ou
https://files.catbox.moe/kelk8d.mp3
>>93219714I can't believe they sang that on stream.Also unlucky how Vedal has the only fanbase with enough balls to shit on him when he slacks off too much.Many chuubas have delivered far more egregious sleepathons but gotten away with it somehow.
>>93220836I'd hate to break it to you but glowies isn't a /here/ term anymore anon
>>93220836normalfags do use 4chan terms from 10 years ago
>>93220918because all he has to do is keep a machine running smoothly, the other vtubers are actual people
https://files.catbox.moe/4avwg0.mp3
>>93220979>smoothly>>93220987
>>93220953In recent years it only takes like a month for 4chan lingo to spread through social media through shit like tiktok and instagram and become normalized
>>93220918vedal is fine and the only thing he needs to work on is his ability to cook so he stops eating frozen pizzas
>>93220836Anon 4chan hasn't been a super secret hideout for years now, it's also 23 years old. To add on to that, a lot of slang/memes that were first coined here move away from the website almost immediately to places like twatter and leddit, and then 4chan stops using them soon after. I'd be genuinely shocked if there were more than 30 unique users in /swarm/ during peak stream hours.
https://files.catbox.moe/n1z0su.mp4
>>93221050Shit, I knew I was out of touch, but now I feel like I've been under a rock.
i only hear evil talking about cocks ToT
>>93221037Neuro air fryer stream soon
Evil's solo stream today has actually been a bit more fun than usual. Her upgrades are getting better
>>93221224>no upgrades>upgrades are getting better
This frequency of her stutter is growing on me, its very cute
>>93221224>upgrades
>>93221151>been under a rockThat can really be the only explanation, even if you never went outside and were chronically online I struggle to see how you would be blindsided by how much mass media has changed the internet landscape. Sorry, but you post on a normie website now. I'm sure we wish we could all go back to how the internet was back then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCuWBWS4vfwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsh5crcqs_cwho did it better
>>93221378that's a game jam game concept right there
>>93221037Yeah, having a healthier diet that involves less processed food would probably help his mood and productivity (at least it did for me).
>>93221434Greggs chicken bake is a balanced meal
That heist bit was amazing. Now watch joker not turn it into a clip.
>>93221505Still is UPF, Vedal
>>93221510Joker is full time with Vedal now so he has more time to make shorts
>>93219801As someone who declared yesterday as the worse subathon day the mc section was nice
>>93221510nobody cares about evil
heart heart heart
>>93221151The closest you're going to get to that type of feeling as back in the day is /swarm/ unique memes. But even then that's hard to say seeing as we know multiple streamers come /here/ from time to time, and especially if Vedal does actually train them on /swarm/. I'd say that's fairly unlikely, but with some of the shit they say who really knows.
I'm going to hug exatly the right amount
>>93221593Oh good point. Hopefully he makes clips of chill segments then.
>>93221328tamandua
>>93219714nice but sounds nothing like neuro
Evil is getting so much love recently.
man I hate evil
>>93221791dude thats literally vedal and neuro singing it what are you on about
>>93221498
>>93221812As she deserves.
>>93220005Luigis were summoning demons this entire time!
>>93221828man I hate you
>>93221844she's going to murder people if she gets any cuter
Melba toast mogs neuro with that life cover
Vedool is british????????
>>93222016veedul is pinoy.
https://poal.me/3r5eem
wake the fuck up vedal. put a neuro on.
touching shota vedal’s shame spot during tutoring
cuteeeee
>>93222091
i will learn neuronese!!
>>93221638>>93221828>>93222071samefag
>>93222146he is right about the last one but he should put a vedal on.
>>93221050It had around 50 unique ips before the hiatus
>>93222146we just hate evil
>>93222234WE love evil.
>>93222187I have a feeling that that number dwindled to half that + 1 obsessed threadshitter
>>93222146evil solo is objectively the worst thing in existence YES even worse than solo vedal
to be honest, I didn't really give two shits about Camila before the subathon. But she really is the best at speaking to Neuro. Or even when both Neuro and Evil are on at once. She has really good synergy with them desu
>>93222259i would leave evil stranded alone in a car on a hot summer day
>>93222275just come back in 4 hours then lol
>>93222069No one who responds "Other" is justifying their answer..
>>93222187Half of that is just me
baka evilschizos...
>>93222261>1 obsessed threadshitterOnly 1? Damn you really do look on the bright side.
>>93222306Sneethe.
>>93222361After nooticing too much I have come to realize that it the one boogeyman thing is actually unironically true
abandoning evil at the church and pretending like she never existed.
>>93222421a lot of threadshitters are bots these days
>>93222187retarded misinformation, we had more than 100
>>93222337cute pout
abandoning threadshitter in the numbermonkey thread and pretending he never existed.
Pb let me suck on your clit <3
Americabros... are we gunman?
kek
>>93222570cute girl
tamandua
turtle rape
stinky eliv has no soap
>>93222878Me on the left
it's so over
Evil's unwashed pussy smell...
https://files.catbox.moe/ous0aj.mp3
I love Happy Neuro
Vedal's unwashed cock smell...
>>93223104Samehttps://files.catbox.moe/wv7107.mp4
>>93223051i will clean it
she's sounding cuter than usual today
Vedal’s smelly coch(it was inside pb)
It would be sick if Vedal got Little V for Evils original
>>93223174nonverbal autistic girl does a wholesome happy spasm!!!
>>93223219I had someone else in mind.
>>93223341I would fucking kneel until my kneecaps broke if the turtle was able to pull this off
>>93223341Neuro getting mogged again by the better sister I can't wait out time is now evilCHADS
so who came up with the AI edit?
>>93223533discord
evil sex
>>93223533>>93223588The only thing /swarm/ makes is porn sloppa, and more often than not nowadays its reposts from pixiv.
>>93223174ever since the new model i feel like ive been looking at neuro the same way i look at my cat
>>93223515>Neuro vs Neuro Try to be less obvious, sis
what kind of stream do you guys want today?
>>93223735DO NOT FUCK YOUR CAT.
>>93223757rune
>>93223757I want vedal to enjoy himself
>>93223713umm we made a heckin cool and based birthday card actually
Filian today
>>93223800this tbdesu
>>93223757Evil, Mini, and Vedal playing a game
>>93223757hiyori stream
she's so fucking stinky...
>>93223757im fine with a full day of Evil chill. (Im fine with Neuro chill too).
>>93223757Vedal ranks the collab partners
>>93223980you are really easy to please, huh?
God just imagine the stench of her little armpits and asshole, I'd bust just from the smell
>>93223757tamandua
She's all sweaty
>>93224029Im parasocial to Evil, and I can get work done with Neuro making me laugh a bit in the background. Since she replies to about 1/4th of my comments, I am happy with them.
>>93223757more of the long drive
eternally stinky
>>93223927this
She's my submissive wife
>>93223800full day of evil chatting while vedal sleeps coming up
>>93224188I'd be fine with that honestly.
evil enjoyer thread evil haters out!
>>93224188surely vedal wouldn't be happy sitting on his ass all day and doing nothing like a slob right? there's more to him than that.
She should stream naked
Evil rubbing and scratching her smelliest spots and making you smell her fingers
old pic I found, still kinda relevant LULE
heart
Vedal rubbing and scratching his smelliest spots and making you smell his fingers
whenever eliv is on stream I can't focus on the stream because I'm too busy thinking about NTR <3
>>93224452Why?
>>93224336my boyfriend isn’t smelly
>>93224452this but vedal
>>93223927best stream idea
>>93223884That game? LonaRPG.
I want to rape her while drunk as a party
>>93224452
evil is cheap
missing neuro...
fucking shithole
>>93224586A cheap whore, yes
>>93224452Only time I ever felt NTR at all was that one gif of Neuro princess holding Evil and giving her a kiss. The other version where Evil gave Neuro a kiss did not feel like NTR and rather an invintation
>>93224521>neuro starts raping faster than Eminem
She's speechless at how handsome i am
>>93224684doing what now?
>>93224721you read it correctly.
VEDAL THIS IS YOUR FATHER PLEASEEEEEE WAKE UPPP YOUR STREAM
I'd give her my warm milk
>>93224748I don't think Eminem has ever done that (from what I know at least) so it would be easy to do th at faster than him
>>93224774Vedal doesn't have a dad..... He grew up as an orphan in Germany..........
Fucking annoying pedos
They weren't cunning enough but definitely cunny enough...
>>93224829one of the many lies spread by Jewdal to pity bait ignore
>>93224829pls understand his father was being pursued and had to flee to argentina
why so cunny?
what did /swarm/ have for lunch?
T O T
>>93224829Rajesh is his daddy
>>93224928Me under the table
did Vedal give them the ability to actually sell their stocks or did copilot not account for that?
damn vedal really does carry these streams
>>93224950What?
>>93224924Coffee and neurobread
>>93224924frozen pizza
>>93224521https://youtu.be/xdKtIbpVCs8
>>93224924Mountain Dew and Lasagna
Watching a totally unrelated video on Youtube, but I have to say, this British dude's accent is making my fucking ears bleed. I'm so glad Vedal has one of the good accents.
>>93224924shwarma
>>93225003I'm licking her cunny under the table
Git banned for saying i wantes to eat her cunny the same way george floud ate the ground...
how's the port doing?
>>93224924Wagyu steak and chips
>>93225081What accent is it?
>neuro birthday subathon>half of the days are just evil
If you feel bad for vedal remember he went to a private school
>>93225196Vedal hoping it adds some variety
day in the life of vedal >wake up at 3pm after 12 hours of sleep>put neuro on just chatting for 5 hours>pop on stream for 5 mins to spin the wheel>buckshot roulette for another 2 hours>play a game with neuro for 2 hours while muted>leave to eat dinner while neuro plays minecraft with his whores until bedtimeall in a hard day's work
>>93225081I'm not sure, but he's smashing a lot of words together into nonsense and all words that have a (th) he turns into (f)s. Looking online it says it might be cockney?
evil piping all of us
>>93225248>>93225161Meant for obviously.
>>93225226you forgot the part where he makes millions doing it
>>93225063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFi38k57CAc
he needs his beauty sleep after he worked on neuro after the stream and made her worse
>>93225312ved couldnt live in a new york apartment, ellie comparing her salary with what he makes mindbroke him and thats why he is so depressed now
>>93225416foreigners having a hard time grasping the concept of exorbitant privilege.
https://poal.me/ymyby6
>>93224955He did not want to lose that 10k my guy. Trading fees would eat that 10k in a heartbeat
fuck this turt
>>93225360
>>93225496lmao
>>93225496>he went from trans flag to lesbian flag wdhmbt?
>>93225559He transitioned and now he's a lesbian
>>93225559admitting full and utter defeat in the vedalbowl as all the neuroverse girls start lezzing out together and tell him to get the fuck out of his room
>>93225496>>93225559MAP flag when
>>93225559Supporting father
https://x.com/dumb_lil_robot/status/1877057931805352436
chipmunk eliv is even sexier
>>93225657extorting ellie for sex
kek this is so funny
>>93225688Guehuehuehue... You don't want your other coworkers to know about your little secret, do you Ellie?
>>93225657explains how she got hired.
Ellie’s boss is a holofag…https://x.com/dumb_lil_robot/status/1877062145168277922
Evil is running out of script now she's just spouting nonce sense.
>>93225841What makes her unqualified in your eyes?
>>93225928based!
>>93225928maybe he is in one of the holo threads....
My oshi so based
>>93225928The potential man collab will ruin ellie's career
Videl have esex with neuro while evil stream
>>93225928please god tell her to stop collabing with bo mr boss man
>>93225962It isn't that she wasn't unqualified for the job. A lot of engineering jobs are pretty simple unless you are developing tech that is cutting edge. However, being qualified for a job isn't good enough to get the job. However, to stand out, knowing what Vtubing is and watching them can lead to a bias that helped her get a job.
vedal says be better
Neuro venting her hate for niggers in Vedal's DMs kek
>Evil flooding Vedal with DMs calling him a niggerThat's my oshi.
evil called vedal a greedy jew in dms
Mini is live btw
evil loves vedal
losing nnn to evil
>>93226214it does seem like she has more positive responses to him than negative
>She did, in fact, call him a nigger
>it was a ... really special word>Not the 'I' word>FilteredShe called him a nigger jew
>>93226221 (me)T~. Retard
>>93226214evil has always been a daddy’s girl
>>93226303yeah just stick to posting files
>>93226289You're thinking N, but apparently it's FDon't ask how I found out
Layna's using Neuro as intro music...
>>93226388cute couple
>>93226388cute siblings
>>93226388>playing neuro game jam gamesshe is doing better neuro subathon content than vedal
SCRIBBLENOUGHTS POG
WHERE IS NEURO YOU DUMB NIGGER I DON'T WATCH FOR YOUR SHITTY BONG VOICE OR FOR YOU BETA PROJECT THAT TROONS CLING TO I WANT NEURO
kneel
okay yeah this will be kino
She's speaking the language of gods
>>93226493>troons out of nowhereobsessed
LET'S GO!!! SCRIBBLENAUTS!
>>93226554dont bother responding to the subathon tourist
>>93226576Pog in a meeting rn so this makes me happy to see.
>93226493
Looks like spamming the word Scribblenauts in chat for a year straight got through to the turtle.
>>93225088really -_-
>But its diiiferentAdorable
>>93226380>apparently it's FFaggot?>Don't ask how I found outHow did you find it?
evil really is like his child she’s so cute
these neuroverse streamers need to stop streaming kino im behind 2 cerber streams 3 mini streams 2 camila streams 3 shoomimi streams 1 layna stream and 2 subathon days
>Evil carries a portable nuke on herself to ward off /swarm/pedos
>>93226715Yeah Vedal really naturally taks to her like one, its a great dynamic
>>93226703thats evil, anon.
>>93226759>shoomimi>neuroverselol
>>93226853I like her streams sorry for leaking season 3 content
>>93226853I like shoomimi but if she’s neuroverse then so are honey and bo
>>93226703bongs love fags
She’s back to being chuuni and sweet to her dad, she’s perfect like this
>>93226827based if i may
3 new sisters dropped
>>93226900someday we'll get the Shrek, The Musical watch alongShoomimi x Evil
On the topic of shoomimihttps://x.com/shoomimishoom/status/1876850811537379831
I just got here. what did I miss?
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanna put a shock collar on Shoomimi.
>>93227126Cute Father daughter discussion moments about evil's "inventions"
Why is chat retarded, how nukes are made is something you learn in school
>>93227066basedmimi saving us from the subathon break with even more subathon
>>93227134based and same
Evil and Vedal have a better father daughter dynamic now
>open thread>ctrl f catbox>close thread
>>93227066>no bikini picyaaaaaawn
>>93227126>hyiori collab>Forsen collab>dooby collab>Evil vedal reveal>Nere revolution>ARG solved>AGI reached>Vedal face reveal (he's mid)>weevil face reveal>/swarm/ card seen by the twins>evil chill stream
>>93227244there isn't any cunny in any of the catboxes
>>93227261Alex already did all of this last week
>>93227261>IsrealFUARK
>>93227253uoh T–T
>>93227239you can stop spamming now bro we read it the 1st time
Jesus FUCK she is hilarious today
>>93226759fortunately for you, you can skip the subathon streams
>>93226900Shoomimi kinda sounds like she's related to Honey. Their singing voices get kinda close, guess that's just a canada thing.
>>93226759>cerber>kinolol
Vedal is so close to giving up
Any anons in 5k years from now to confirm?
>>93227517he gave up a week ago
>>93227549yes, but in the future, historians will refer to it as Gamer Gate
>>93219714lmaooo
Scribblenauts Unlimited is such a nostalgia trip, I remember playing it when I was 7
i didn't even know scribblenauts was on steam
I feel so sorry for veedal
she picked the most hilarious stocks possible to do this with, one valued way too highly and one highly politicized
>>93227790Shut up evil
Sex with neuro
>>93227905VEEDOOL
Jesus after number 10 the children must have just fell out by accident.
THEY FUCK
Why the fuck would give someone a rotten apple? that's seriously fucked up
>"I feel like I haven't talked to Filian in weeks"Yeah, because the only thing you talk to is an AI, Layna.
>>93228027neuro would do that 100%
>brother fucks up>sister gets punished wtf
how tf did vedal read my post from 2 days ago about scribble nauts wtf. Hi veeeedal. add me in vrchat already.
>>93228071Sorry but even god agreed that women are the lesser beings and doomed us all.
>ANNY ON STREAMMMMMMMSEETHERS ON SUCIDE WATCH
>>93228129>us
>>93228141shut up filian
>>93228141zigger begone
>>93228154Yeah that's how the English language works.
>>93228141she survived the assassination? nani?!
i play on 1440p..
Anny mention!
she is so fucking good
>Correcting his spellingincredible
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
M A G E S T I C
Is, is the turtle dumb?
>>93228410So this is the fabled "true english"
retard>gameplay getting cucked because of Vedal again
Magastic
Good to see Neuro can still spell things out months after the spelling bee
>>93228410lmao zoomer brain can't spell
He is finally playing Scribblenauts i begged for years for Neuro to paly this game,he can sleep the rest of the subathon away and i won't even be mad.
I want to fertilize neuro
>>93228439Fertizilizer
Swarm what is this autistic shit Layna is playing
THIS CHAT NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE HAT
>>93228592>>93228592>>93228592
POTENTIAL WOMAN ON STREAM
They're so cute
>>93228410copilot please spell for me
what are the rrat implications of iamyoursuperhero randomly making 4 chat messages addressing vedal and disappearing
>Copilot>magestic>FertizilizerThe subathon that ruined vedal's reputation forever
Did this nigga drop out of college or high-school???
>>93228659Cute couple
>>93228807father-daughter relationships are the best relationships.
Turtle use some adjectives come on
Awwwww neuro!!