Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>ScheduleSubathon ongoing! Every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC).>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>93471195
MILE
ENTER DAD
It's not really his dad don't believe his lies
Vedal's gonna get smacked down.
MIHV
hart
This dad thing came out of nowhere im shaking
>civ 6Vedolf crashing his subathon with no survivors if he streams this for the entire night.
I'm all in.
it was over before it even began
>didn't watch the stream where vedal had his dad in his friends listfake fans
All in baby.
>dadthe collab is here, he just didn't want to say it blatantly.
His dad doesn't know about Neuro...
>embarrassed to reveal his job to Dad
Cerber collab when?
>His dad doesn't know about Neuro-sama
30k on vedals dad. Easiest money ever made
Does Vedad know Neuro?
>That refusal to rename the city into Neuro-relatedwait it's actually his daddid this fucker get his dad in game without him knowing about neuro
>>93480446What's with the giraffe neck?
So the "dad" probably doesn't even know this is getting streamedDoxx incoming
I watched Ellie play this game multiple times and I still don't understand it
>>93480629His dad is going to think he's retarded for taking so long to do his turns not knowing he's talking to his AI girlfriend.
>>93480624The "random leader" move really cemented it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR4E5gY-k_kIs this vedal's brother's youtube channel?The civ name is "Eyokipa" and this channel has this video on it: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qEgzi_NYx4It could make sense for someone to name their civ account after a minecraft city they builtThis is 99.9% schizo but you can hear two british voices. There is a chance that "Eyokipa" is vedal's brother.
VEDALS DADI HAVE BEEN SO EXCITED TO MEET YOUI DONT WANT TO RUSH THINGS BUT MY DAUGHTER ELLIE IS RUNNING OUT OF TIMESHE IS A GOOD GIRL PLEASE SHE HAS A SUCCESSFUL CAREER AND IS VERY TALENTEDI KNOW A GUY LIKE YOU WANTS TO SEE SOME GRANDCHILDREN PLEASE CONVINCE YOUR SON TO COME TO AMERICA AND IMPREGNATE MY DAUGHTER THE MINIBOT AND VEDAL BLOODLINES MUST CONTINUE
Twin love
Jesus's christ you guys are nuts
What would Vedad think of his son if he knew he was acting as a father to an AI little girl?
>>93480694I introduced my dad to civ6 because he was playing shitty civ6 slop idle facebook games. He probably has 2k hours in it now
>starts next to desertalready losing
>>93480722-_-
>>93480629Absolutely, vedal's #1 weakness is his fear that people will think neuro is weird. The way he acts whenever in front of a new non chuuba audience via raid or in doug's collab he spills his spaghetti
>>93480759that's crazy
>>93480801This is a valid fear, if you have read the "newest first" on the dougdoug comments you can see why.
>>93480731vedal and ellie's dad would have a drink together and talk about their kids at a bar
>>93480446short hair evil is cute! CUTE!
>>93480722Of course not. It wouldn't be so easy.
Vedal is going to lose so fucking hard.
>>93480722>Has a video titled "This is Jack"
>>93480860this
>>93480637evil neuro's giraffe arc is crazy
Okay but realistically what could Vedal even possibly say to his clueless boomer dad about Neuro that wouldn't automatically make him assume he was a pedophile
>>93480629This would be peak vedal retardation. His turns will take 10x as long and all players would have to be prepared for this.I wouldn't put it past him at all. Vedal is legitimately THIS retarded
>>93480722It's Vedal's father using his brother's account.
>>93480637So she can deepthroat my coch
>>93480955"She's making me hundreds of thousands of pounds."
>>93480722why would his account be from new zealand then
>>93480722>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6mZKWd8arQ>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qFKZVDOZX4confirmed pretty muchhonestly adorable
>>93480955He could show him his bank account. All would be forgiven pretty fast.
>>93480955>I lost a bet
Neuro will probably make him perform even worse than usual.
>>93480955the paycheck
>>93480906all me
>>93481016did you think layna being vedal's sister was a joke?
>>93481040He's not good at the game so that would be a feat.
>>93481040Be nice to her, she's smart <3
>>93481024I don't think our Jack is the same guy. Click the steam profile link and you get this.
>>93481024I would kneel so hard if his dad was a minecraft civ6 autist this whole time
>>93480955No matter how weird your job is boomers bow if it makes money
LIDL EU4 LULE
If I was a dad and I found out my child was an e-celeb and learned that they don't want to tell me, I would 100% fuck with them.After I get over the existential dread that my child has a following of who knows how many internet schizos that may haunt them for the rest of their lives.
>>93480955>implying his dad isn't also a cunnychad
>>93481120>Jack565UMMM
>>93481120i kneel
Imagine Vedal told his dad about Neuro and he ended up finding this place researching about it on the internet. Be respectful guys.
jannies please
>>93480836kind of happy that most people are enjoying Neuro, there's a minority that finds her cringe and that's to be expected
>>93481120>rrat immediately deadit was a good run
>>93481194your son is a green nigger
>>93481120What makes you think this isn't vedal?He made different "vedal" accounts for everything by at least 2018
>>93480763>Oi'm proud of you shon.
>>93481194I WISH TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOUR SON MR. VEDAL
>>93481194vedal's dad is the annyschizo
>>93481220his main has pb as a friend and this one doesn't
>>93481194Hello dad I fap to your granddaughter.
>>93481201You gotta report, jannies doesn't lurk anymore?
Vedal's father openning Twitch to watch the current streams on Civ 6 and comes across the voice of his son chatting with an anime girl
>>93481282>he doesn't know pb is ryan
>>93481194you need to give your son the talk about not falling for broken crazy women.
>>93481194hi vedal's dad you should watch cerbervt on twitch
>>93481151https://chastitymansion.com/forums/index.php?members/jack565.59623/
>capital position is garbage>refuses to build settlersits so over
I've never played Civ 6, how badly is Veduhl doing right now
>>93481371>Vedal and pb were friends in 2019bros...
>>93481371vedal and pb
>>93481383its not civ 5 so it doesnt matter
Alex already got a Domination Victory LULE
>Animal Husbandry MiniVedal is soooooo winning
>>93480917>the age fitsHuh.
Who was in Paris tho?
chat is so unfunny
His dad jetk off to anny asmr
>>93481371thats fucked up man
>>93481371BROS????
Turtle rapewhat the fuck is going on in here
>>93481456
>>93480722if you can find a connection to IAmYourSuperHero I will believe it
>>93481383pretty sure civ 6 is all about spamming cities due to global happiness being a thingmeanwhile tutel starts his city by a desert and doesnt build one settler
>>93481501dox hours perchance
>>93480628the fact he went against 'neurosama' named city, no.
>>93481024Those kids don't even sound like Vedal.
>>93481371I ain't clickin that
>>93481533this, she's the missing link to all vedal rrats
>>93481625they haven't gone through puberty yet, anon.
>>93481533IAmYourSuperHero is unironically the key to the vedal dox.
I am Eyokipa. AMA.
>>93480722>location>new zealandyour rrat fell flat from the start
>the deepest vedal lore is being revealed
>>93481655are these chats all we know abt iamyoursuperhero or like whats the lore on her
>>93481533>>93481655>>93481681Someone feed me? What is the significance of the chat messages?
I chuckled at this
It wouldn't be that easy, people. Vedal has his dumb moments but he isn't actually dumb
>>93481674Puberty changes your accent?
>>93481769>doesn't watch streams
>>93481699How much for you to sell us your son's used programmer socks.
>>93481699Can you post a vocaroo/catbox on how you say that?
>>93481194Yo Vedad, tell your son he should marry Ellie. She's a super bright girl about his age, that actually has a degree, a real job, and multiple contacts in the sicilon valley. She'd be a great addition to your family.
>>93481741one of vedals first follows from like 10 years ago is a random 0view.
>>93481732>>93481741IAmYourSuperHero is one of Vedal's first follows on twitch and no one knows why and he raided her once. These messages are from the sribblenauts stream.
>>93481769How would he know to check if looking up the innocuous phrase "Eyokipa" would result in someone he knew's channel? The coincidences do kind of line up here, username, jack, the fact that by the looks of it they did have a sister based on their vlog videos. I doubt it's actually real, probably just a bunch of coincidences unless we find something crazy.
Vedal's paris about to get enriched by some migrants
STOP FUCKING DOXING
>>93481618maybe he lied, like for his bank >Well I work in AI for twitch research ah ah...N-Neuro sama ? I dont know what it is
>>93481922location is incorrect.
this thread really is full of antis
Its only fitting that the subathon will end with vedal getting doxxed and face revealed
>>93481769he surrounds himself with chuubas, the man doesn't know what self preservation is
>>93481988We love Neuro though.
>>93481655very spooky apparition desu
>>93481842What are "programmer socks">>93481850I do not own a microphone.
>ERP memories are leaking out again
>vacation to englandnot him.
>>93481674>puberty gives you a British accent
>mommy AI Neuro
>harem got fed up with the turtle's lazymaxxing that he's now leeches off his family and commercialises his rare valuable family timeI kneel, his corpa-ness knows no bounds.Just tuned in, did his Dad step on call or communicate in any way?
>>93481988What is this?A thread for ant(i)s!
>>93482117no and it probably isn't even his dad
why are we stalking some random dude named jack
>>93482117>spoilerno, the "dad" likely doesn't even know this is getting streamed
>>93482103>Forgot that Vedal spent a long time in Germany
>>93481988don't worry, we're doxxing vedal for purely benevolent reasons. think about it like this, if we don't doxx him someone else malicious would
>>93481769He might also not care THAT much >>93481778
>>93482117>spoilernope, and Vedal said it's not going to happen
>>93482175>Glueless
>>93481988There's literally no one who loves Vedal more than me. Replying again because typo
>>93482175>we
>>93482117I dunno. Considering how weird he's being about it it could actually be real.
>>93481938START REPORTING THEM
>>93482172if it wasn't he wouldn't stop Neuro from naming the city neurohe got really embarrassed about it
Neuro is too schizo to make this work.
>>93482247meant for >>93482172
Vedal is pretty consistently bad at videogames, pretty incredible.
why is he calling Alex dad?
Nice neuro thread
>>93481769Thats not him. But vedal is absolutely that dumb.
>>93482295>bad at videogames
total vedal death
i dont think we really need to worry abt vedal like he could get full name ssn address doxxed and be fine hes hired bodyguards and even like had fbi contact people reach out thru the bodyguards for toma once and he could easily like protect himself
>>93482295WAIT... Are you saying...... VEDAL IS???? WHAT?????
>>93482103>>93482180I will say though, it all would have been perfect and irrefutable and confirmed many rrats if Ryan was just named TomyThen, the sibling trio thing would make perfect senseIs the rrat slain? Was it all just a coincidence?
IAmYourSuperHero was probably just the first stream young vedal saw when he opened Twitch for the first time and he jerked off to her, or maybe you believe that zentreya and loserfruit (looks like some popular chick but idk her) are somehow connected to vedal's family
>>93482366>hes hired bodyguardsrandom guys hired by Mythic Talent
>genghistutel is fucking dead
>>93482295There are very few skills more worthless than becoming good at video games.
>>93480731kek its funny because ellies dad is /here/ for real.
>>93482416Does anyone actually want to watch her stream from 4 days ago to find out?
>>93482275the question is why is he even doing this if he's going to not have him on stream and seemingly hide the fact that he's streaming it with neuro. did his dad just call him up and demand that he play civ with him or he's getting disowned so he has to secretly turn it into subathon content? is that why it took him 8 hours to get on stream?
>>93482381the rrat is slain, the facebook indicates the parents are from NZ, the kid lives in NZ and he went to school and uni in NZ.
>>93482416>following literally who is exactly the same as following a popular accountretard
>>93482496what really
>>93482353the /lig/ bat will be the bridge that brings NL into the vedalverse https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SReQP9Vhcsc
>>93480731kek
Is it that unbelievable that he could actually be playing with his dad? It's not like lying about it benefits him in any way.
>>93482416the point is that iaysh is a literal who unlike zen and loserfruit
>>93482559There's also a website linked in his videos that states that he lives in NZ and is 24.
>>93482545>play civ with him or he's getting disownedkinda based to be fair
i dotn even know who that guy is but i know his ai is an asshole that likes to settle all over your borders
>>93482664yeah funny coincidence but this isnt jack from sheffields brother, pack it up doxanons
>>93482642Exactly,he could easily just say it's his friend.
>>93482609no, but he is an ellie tier gigaautist, who works in ai, so its funny to say that he is
>>93482545Vedal is obsessed with optimization
>>93482416She's in the VRChat community. I suspect she knows Camila and thus has run into him in VRC Diddy's parties
>>93482642lying makes it so that people are interested, he's lied about less and passed it off as a joke, and saying that you're playing with your dad / mom is classic shitty vtuber content.
Racial Barriers
Eyokipa is Layna, Vedal's transgender mother. Few will accept this.
>>93482664>Layna lives in NZnoticing in progress...
>black person appears on screen in any game>neuro immediately starts seethingEvery single fucking time kek.
> Picks Japan and Germany> We need to set up a racial barrier
>>93482687she is an asshole but it's okay
>>93482591>>93482643the point is that this literal who is followed not only by vedal but other popular creators which lowers the chance that vedal followed her because it's someone close to him
>>93482718which do you think would be considered better content by the viewers:>hey i'm playing civ with my dadvs>hey i'm playing civ with literally just some guy i know
>>93482774actual projection LULE
>>93482545I like to think that Vedal's Dad has been calling him every day and asking him to play Civ VI since the start of the subathon and he has had to make more and more ridiculous excuses in order to not leak the fact that neurosama exists and he finally ran out of ideas
>>93480731Funny but true, Ellie's dad only has daughters, unless he convinces Vedal to marry into the family, his name dies with him.
>>93482795it's the camila erp diddy parties then. That rrat was already confirmed.
>PINGAS
Cunnysseur
>>93482795wait wtf. How deep does the Iamyoursuperhero rabbit hole go. Is there an Illuminati streamer secret society or something
ToT
why is the art in this game so fucking bad?
>>93482826He did plan to end the subathon around a week ago, and said that his annual family time would be after the subathon. I guess he's trying fulfil those family commitments whilst also doing the subathon.
>>93482802It's the same account that he said was his dad after leaks, this is a long con for such a white lie
>>93482739That type of vtuber content makes sense when the parent is directly talking with the streamer, it's entirely possible that you may be right but there's no way to prove or disprove this.
Not gonna lie I wish they were playing Scribblenauts instead
holy sarcasm
>>93482826funny sitcom tier premise.>starts messaging in chat and trying to call vedal
Evil would have won.
inb4 Chiwa joins
>>93482915the real most logical and reasonable conclusion to make that satisfies occam's razor to the fullest extent is that it's his vrchat sugar daddy.
why do people play this game
>>93482893Firaxis knows it too. 5 had more realistic art but they went the total opposite direction in 6. Now with 7 they are going in between the two and said they know a lot of people had issues with 6's artstyle. I fucking hate it, it looks like a phone game. Specially the leaders and the governors.
>>93482295GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>93482944If he tries to get away without finishing scribbleknots the timer will be extended until he does. Even at +5s.
>dad knows about neuro>thinks the subathon is shit>pretends he doesn't know>starts demanding civ games during stream hours
>>93482545Vedal secretly gets off the possibility of being found out
Vedal's dad is a top 100 Civ player
>>93483005retard
>>93482915out of the loop here. spoonfeed?
>>93482944This is far more interesting, I've always wanted neuro to play any sort of strategy game.
>>93483067We don't sign our posts here
>>93483005anon the civ franchise is fucking absurdly massive
>>93482568Gn little one
>>93483119why~
>>93483119civ6 is garbage tho
Serious question, does Vedal backup the weights of Neuro and Evil? Are we really just one dead drive away from losing Neuro and Evil?
WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM
>Neuro what should we do with Jerusalem
>>93483197He talked about this during the Ellie stream. He does have backups but if a bunch of fires happen to happen oh well.
>>93483197yes he does
>>93483005history nerds who havent discovered paradox yet
heart
>>934831606 is fine, I just don't like the art style. It had the most copies sold in the franchise to date. I prefer 5 personally though.
>>93483197he answeredthis question on ellie stream, he said there is a slight possibility if he has really bad luck yeah
>>93483088In the last Inscryption stream (3mo ago), Vedal battled a boss whose shtick was scraping data from your computer to use as pieces. One phase revealed some of his steam friends, another revealed part of his Downloads folder. Speaking of which, why isn't solo Neuro inscryption done by now? Maybe Alex hasn't had time yet to remake the mod to use the universal game API, due to multiplayer buckshot, gamejam and gamejam judging.
>>93483197Seeing what little I have of vedals practices. I don't trust him at all to have proper backups.
reminder that vedal and pb are racist
>>93483197He does. He has said that he has several backups of different versions of Neuro and that nothing short of a solar flare hiting Earth would completely wipe out Neuro
>>93483358good
>>93483345I think Vedal has gotten better at this stuff. Alex convinced him to use github workflows for stuff etc.
>>93483338I was there for the downloads folder, I didn't realize steam friends were leaked as well. Not sure how I missed that
>>93483197microsoft has full copies of neuro and evil because vedal sold his soul to them
>>93482826>Son doesn't come for christmas>Misses new years>Never awake at normal hours>Secretive at what he does>Shitty AI dev excuse which he doesn't wanna clarify on and always get nervous when questioned>Somehow has a bunch of money>Try to reconnect by playing a game with him>"No call, we just play"What is he doing?
>>93483358more pb status please
>>93483338because inscryption is hot garbage. solo streams would be worse than sts.
>>93483338>why isn't solo Neuro inscryption done by now?alex needs breaking changes in the neuro api for inscryption and vedal is stalling on that
>>93483358He's friends with camila though.
>>93483358Brits hate other Brits that live a few miles down the road, of course they're racist.
>>93483491vedal's family thinks he's walter white
>>93483491>"Paris... Paris 2?!">"Corblimey, me sons fallen for a French vixen!"
>>93483538camila is a white man's whore
>>93483538Every racist friend group got the brown friend fr
Neuro reached 700k followers on Bilibili.
thats a big woman
>>93483491I think vedal doesn't exist and is just an actor who plays the role of the young streamer who invented an AI girl
>>93483624vedal should do a stream for hitting 700k on both twitch and b2
>>93483654Tomyomy actually developed neuro.
>>93483538>ArabIf anything, it reinforces the idea that he is racist
>>93483491Jokes aside, if this is his dad, he knows about neuro. Vedal is retarded, but not that retarded. If the stream falls apart in two hours I guess I was wrong.
>>93483491You guys act like Vedal doesn't like CONSTANTLY. His dad more than likely knows about his job and the context around it. Why would Vedal lie about that to us? I have no clue, but he lies or misdirects all the time about everything, even his favorite color.
vedad voters in shamblers
>>93483358>projection: the post
>>93483538She's into that
when vedal wins this I'll have over one million channel points
>>93483534I see. Smh poor API design.
I love the part of the stream where Vedal orders food it's my favorite part
I hope they are playing on a short map or picked some sort of single continent setting during world creation, otherwise this could take forever
>>93483543true, but if those wankers from the next town over start shit then you put your differences aside and fuck them up together
Is Vedal's dad a shipper?
>>93483624inb4 Bilibili already reached 800k LULE
does he live with his dad?
>>93483491"son, are you paid by mentally ill egirls to peg your boyhole-bussy crazystyle?"
>>93483924No.
>>93483905Vedal's dad is a Cerdal shipper
>>93483856smartest little cookie will prevail
>>93483924with is dog Cerber
>>93483905>"i hear you talking to that nice ellie girl. she's an engineer right? just like you."
>>93483968That makes sense for a true brexit geezer like him
>>93483624LULE Alex already has 1M BiliBili followers LULE
>>93483924Yes, he lets his dad have PB one night a week in exchange for free rent
>>93483905He'd like Ellie for sure
>>93483753What convinced you he's such a massive liar i really don't see it
>>93483491They think he's a drug dealer. So? Normal UK occupation.
>>93484039LULE Ellie already has 1.5M Bilibili followers LULE (she actually caters to them with her chinese streams)
>>93480722Watched through everything. No links, too many holes. rrat slain, except the pb & ved cuckplay rrat is buffed by this >>93481371
>>93484062Ellie is absolutely the dad choice. (It's also the correct choice btw)
>>93484039This is a Twitch chat meme and it deserves to stay there.
>>93483994>just like you
>Neuro wins>uploaded to youtube>"Ai grandaughter beats old man at Civ6">millions of views>pops up in Vedal's dad's recommends on youtube
Vedal noNeuro YES
>>93484137I know we are all memeing and having fun with the cuck post, but to put my serious hat on, for the record, that account mentions being from the states.
>>93484122>his house uses a lot of powerNah they probably think he is a cannabis farmer. It's a highly respected, lucrative and productive occupation that contributes to Britain's biggest exported good.
>>93484161"you did graduate college already right? you were so lucky to get such a well paying job right out of college like that. I knew you made the right choice becoming an engineer. I am proud of you, son."
>>93484299Honestly i could 100% see vedal covering up dropping out of school and becoming a streamer off of his parents money.
>>93484299imagine if vedal went to somewhere like oxford only to drop out
>>93484161>ellie-vedal power dynamicImagine the roleplay...
>>93484236Yeah also that jack is clearly american
which one of you just created a eyokipa twitch channel
>>93484299pretty sure it's no far from the truth
>>93484137Okay but imagine the cinema that the channel had two videos about "jack"If it was only a little different it would be so much funnierRegarding the IAmYourSuperHero stuff, I assume that she knew a bunch of vtubers from erp parties.
>>93483753True, I just think it is funny that maybe his dad thinks he is selling drugs/ass on the side while he just has an AI loli on stream getting money for himWonder if he would have wanted it was drugs instead if he found out
>>93484399the dynamic of vedal being worse in every conceviable way?
>chat saying eww at indian food
>>93484510This rrat assumes vedal was at these parties at the age of like 14
>>93484556they don't know about butter chicken
>>93484556Americucks have never had good Indian food so it's not really a surprise. Food is the only good thing the Jeets have ever brought to Bongland.
>>93484556didn't think they would be split about it
anny was right today when she said vedal would have a lot of stalkers
Dude rrat confirmed like 3 times over.Literally every one hundred and something messages nur and evil retain memories from erp and say something horny for no reason
>>93484299>Y-yeah, thanks dad. W-what company do I work for? Well, you know...
>>93484556It all tastes the same so if you don't like it you don't like it.
Vedal's dad watching Max Wayne's videos...
>>93484611Pretty normal in the vtuber space. The ones that try to protect their identity the hardest usually end up with the most stalkers too.
>>93484626retard
>>93484662"my favorite color is... well... I'd better not say..."
>>93484542>in every conceviable way?He's able to talk to people instead of eating fucking beans out of the can in a bathroom
Is it normal for parents to game with their kids?
>>93484652Mr. Vedal would hate Anny, he would be a rgb shipper
>>93484641He literally(figuratively) is a sub-contractor of Amazon.
>>93484626genius
vedal's dad sends parasocial donos to cerber
>>93484725If they both have common interests, why not? I play MonHun games with my dad quite often.
>>93484725Depends on the country
tutel
>>93483898How long are these games on average? never got into map autism
>>93484725My dad used to play Fifa with me, but he was shit at it and did it mostly to hang out with me
>>93484542Yes
>>93484556the only thin I know about Indian food is these horrible videos with an Indian with dirty hands serving "food" to tourist on the street, so it's a no for me
>>93484779They can go on for hundreds of turns depending on how far the players are from each other
>>93484725My father is 70 years old, video games were not introduced during his childhood especially in France
>>93484651It also only has 1 or 2 textures.
>>93484818>this is your tongue on America>>93484825Indian street food (in India) and Indian food (prepared in a real fucking kitchen) aren't exactly the same.
I love /swarm/ so much more than twitch chat it is unbelievable. They are insufferable.
>>93484818Tikka masala tastes nothing like rogan josh.
Ellivedad - best and the most canon ship
>>93484728max wayne is pretty funny thoughever
tight nurslit that tries to push your fat cock out pushing impossibly hard against that force until you hit the end <3
>>93484818>a dry tomato based dish tastes the same as a creamy coconut based dish
>>93484926there's a stream going on pedo
>>93484818>deleteduh indian food tastes like shitpoo
Vedad is a Minibro!
>>93484955the pedos don't want the stream, we established this a couple years ago.
>>93484926based but try to tie it into the stream
>mutts would prefer burger king slopnot surprising
>>93484926save your pedospam for the bumping the thread during the dead hours please
Vedal's dad supports MY ship of choice, actually.
>>93485010Breaking Neuro's defenses
>Burger King > Indian food
>>93484725Yes but not videogames in my case.
vedad would support ellie ship, but ellie would be trying to ride him
>>93485134I like the oreo shake and whopper but I haven't had it in over a year now
>>93485152was your dad bad at videogames?
Computer generate vedal's father taking care of every neuroverse girl (all of them at once) while vedal is sitting on the cuck chair slowly crying.
>>93485194ellie isn’t into ntr like anny
>>93484926your post got me hardgonna jork now
>>93485225This is something that Mini would say
>>93484926Hot, I'll save it for later
so is anyone watching him play civ 6? I have no idea how this game works.
>>93484561Do you think we can just ask her? Has anyone /here/ tried that?
>>93485226
>>93485329I like it when posts do this something something viewers reflect the streamer
the thought of Indian food makes me want to throw up
>>93485378Yes, I watch every stream.
It's simply not the same, watching mappies without metal pipes and idiotic anime-adjacent music.
>>93485271No but she is into divorced men
>>93484725>fatherlessLmao point and laugh
>>93485522I know what you mean
>>93485522I know you are alluding to chiwa but why the hell isnt swarmFM on
>>93485378It's making me want to play it. It makes my slay the spire brain tingle a little. I like games like factorio, rimworld, stuff like that.
>>93485378I'm more of an Age of Empires guy
>>93485425This is autism central of course we haven't. But she wouldn't answer anyways. Why would you ever respond to a random dox request?
>>93485603I have a dad, he just doesnt have any hobbies and only works
>>93485378Don't worry, it is similar to Civ4 in a lot of ways.
>>93485667Rise of kingdoms >>>
Koko, call Vedal NOW! We need you right now.
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>>93484985You can hate poos while still liking the food, I personally don't.
>>93485755This. Send up the monkey signal
anyone remember seven kingdoms?
>>93485709>work>sleep>work againwhat else are you supposed to do at that age? I already do that shit now.
>>93485707I have confidence that a 0.5view will answer whatever you send in chat as long as you disguise the question a little.
I guess the chat is bored, kinda same as the map game is just visual nonsense noise to me, just gonna listen to the conversation
why are there so many filian emotes in chat
>>93485894come on then, engineer us a competent disguise for this
>>93485930personally I'm entertained but I'm autistic and I'm not typing in chat
>>93485755She would spend 30 minutes straight doing the Vedal Jr bit asking to see "Gran-daddy"
>>93484725i haven't played video games with my dad since i was like 12 and i would make him play halo 3 multiplayer with me
>>93486050thats a funny thing to think about tbdesu
>>93486019braindead snackers that think filian invented the concept of calling for mods
>>93485930Yes, the chat is mostly children or adults with ADHD so if they don't have constant noise and stimulation they start to go stir crazy.
wouldnt be a problem if your mods did more than fuckall vedal
>>93485930Civ is a very boring game to watch in general, nevermind if you don't have any experience with it yourself.
>>93486023Well first it would probably be something like "just finished watching your vod love ur voice its so nice <3" to build rapportthen some softball questions like "how'd you start out in vtubing, what do you like about X, nobody really cares.Then you just hit them with something about vedal / big vtubers, and I have a feeling she'll just spill some lore from that. Then going in direct could work, but probably not. I could think of something better after I've slept probably.
>>93486196You can tell what makes for a good stream game or not based on the chat, same thing happens in forsen's streams 99% of the time
MODS permaban vadikus and samme1g... Permaban.
>>93486356At least /swarm/ got (fake) doxxkino
So anyways, we fucking hate Anny here. It's a good thing Vedal banished her sorry ass from the neuroverse.
>>93486331forbidden 4channel rizz
Tragic
>>93486449ok treadshitter
almost forgot
>>93485378>You build a city. It has pops that work on tiles around the city. Based on the tile type and stuff you build on them, they generate gold, reserch points, food or production points. >You use gold to buy units, buildings and you can spend it while dealing with other civs. >Reserch points go towards reserch, with unlocks new technology. Technologies can give you new units, bulidings, make stuff work better, etc>You need a food surplus for your cities to grow, if you don't have enough of it people starve and your city shrinks>Production points go towards building units, buildings and wonders, which are unique buildings that give special bonuses that player compete forRandom other stuff:>Natural wonders are basically wonders that already exist on the map>Resources are needed for certain strong units, can be traded between civs, can make your people happier if you have them, stuff like that>Barbarian settlements spawn units that try to kill you, and you can destroy them for a bônus>There are free cities you can trade and ally with for special resources, or take them over, though that's generally not worth it>If you lose all your cities and units, you lose
>>93486298Only if your mind is slow
>>93486461kek>>93486331i'm inclined to agree with the other anon
take your multivitamin
>this is the second most common thing vedal does while "busy" by the way
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>>93486666Your quads do not fool me, he's too shit to play often.
>>93486666Yes satan, Civ is very popular with the STEM types.
>>93486749cute
>>93486666you can hear him jerking off too?
