Survival Edition>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.>I see the rentry! How do I join?Just DM boop147 on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!Open company auditions:Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplistWe All Gonna Make It!Previous Thread: >>93629765
>over thirty minutes to bakeThread's dying lmao
>>93685536Cipher and First Hour in The Forest surviving against the hungry cannibals!!1!!https://www.twitch.tv/cipherlunishttps://www.twitch.tv/firsthour777https://www.twitch.tv/firsthour777
>>93685813the effect of wvt migrants coming here, rebel and his friends should fuck off, same with the people who discuss mel
Houle shi finally a baker that isnt me^o^
>>93685813Lots of people are streaming right now, go support your local aspie:https://www.twitch.tv/thekanmanhttps://www.twitch.tv/skabvthttps://www.twitch.tv/ruadhuacailte
>>93685973https://www.twitch.tv/momomovtMomomo is also streaming
LINK ANCHOR:REPLY WITH LINK WHEN YOU OR AN /ASP/IE GOES LIVE
Total Shaniachan victory
>>93686169tsmt
>>93686167>>93685830>>93685973>>93686137https://www.twitch.tv/sanikink - Mario & Luigi - Brothershiphttps://www.twitch.tv/sterling_g_brickman - Gearbits
hello.
>support your apsies!>males
>>93685830I like survival games. I prefer ARK, but I'll take this as a win.
oshisex oshisex oshisex overwhelming thoughts of oshisex i'm gonna explode
>>93686397Hi, how are you feeling today? Do you need something? Looking for some advice? Interested in some kind of information? Looking for the link to the horny split? What may we assist you with, user?
>>93686397Imy
>>93686397Kill yourself
>>93686137Thanks for Linkposting uu Wish I could strim a bit longer but between me dying and chat urging me to rest... Ugh. Hopefully it'll be a bit better throughout the day. I'd like to start furi tomorrow I think :/
>1 chatter>it was a bot that asked me to add it on discord
Sometimes I feel bad when people call my favorite game bad, and then I remember that people are allowed to like the forest, and I realize things could be so much worse.
https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukichHaru finally at the BEST of the BEST Megaman levels!
>>93687494>not setting chat to emote only mode until you're big enough to need actual mods. Rookie mistake.
>>93687553I'll definitely watch the VOD.
>>93687510What's wrong with the forest?
>>93687692Killing sea turtles for starters.
Rebel is just the latest in a long line of Haru's annoying fans
>>93687776You can kill turtles in Minecraft all day. It's only a game
>>93687818Do you think he'll ban me? Do you think he should ban me? Do you think he'll make his VODs subscriber only mode, or do you think he'll be okay with someone watching his VODs?
>>93687643you dont need to announce it, no one cares
>>93687884I just really like sea turtles. That, and I can't stop seeing the dog vomiting on a pee pad meme when I see the inventory menu.
>only successful aspies>both are femboys2025 really is the year of total male death.
>>93688137Did you want vtuber advice, or are you just demotivating for the sake of demotivating?
>>93687580I'm not paranoid enough for that I guess.
Look. Since all roads lead back to numbers my advice to you as a vtuber is if you measure success by numbers then hire a focus group to test your products, and then tinker until you get the best responses. Every other business does it. Do you think people buy bacon because it's a natural part of the food chain? No. It's endured rigorous testing to be as marketable as possible.
>>93688350Then keep holding those L's.
>>93688260Everyone here can agree that fewer males in vtubing is a net positive. If you want to give them advice they won't follow go right ahead. I'll start: how does networking work?
>>93688535make friends, talk to people, dm who you think you can vibe with, ask for collabs and do well in them
who should i draw i swear im not rebel
>>93688535>Everyone here can agree that fewer males in vtubing is a net positivedefine everyone
>>93688535Networking has a definition to its own to everyone as we all come from different background with different experiences. As far as I've observed it means on /asp/ and /wvt/ "Scab collab for a free shout out to get exposure". To which my answer would be simply follow this >>93688395 advice and your product will speak for itself, and spread through word of mouth. No need to beg.
>>93688645Naya Anuka VT
>>93688645all the artists migrated to trash even when they are not drawing nsfw, rebel has poisoned the thread and has attracted all the other schizos
>>93688655Everyone that isn't a male vtuber agrees that fewer males is a positive. Ask any femchuuba and they'll agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TwgVQIZPsw
>>93688942>Everyone that isn't a male vtuberyou are in the wrong thread, this is a thread for vtubersbegone viewer
>>93689162>only viewers dislike maleslol
>>93689252show ccv
>>93688771I can't believe I'm saying this, but don't put that on Rebel.
>>93689252Ok, link your twitch and a vocaroo to confirm it's you
>>93689297Show me your mom so I can fuck her bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74AxCqOTvg
>>93689316Shania has made this thread unreadable too
what if antimale was mel bored while flicking the bean and doing some trolling, that would be pretty hot
>>93688535Name 5 males you dislike and why
>>93689849That would help nothing. Instead list 5 things you like about streaming, and five things you hope to accomplish by streaming.
>>93688103Then only kill land tortoises. Or don't build water collectors, if you explore enough you can survive on just sodas and water bottles from loot.
>>93690093I'll just watch the stream, and continue playing the objectively superior ARK Survival Evolved.
>>93685536I too was once like youThis fuels my compassionI wish for nothing more than for you to be happy and fulfilledI dont wanna save youI wanna help you save yourself
https://youtube.com/shorts/vAE_FIEj-JQMy oshi says she likes listening to people, time to do more schizo rants per stream
Just so you're aware subscribers can still get advertisements. The only fool proof way to have a ad free viewing experience is buying twitch turbo.
>>93690198I ain't gonna lie, I don't really play survival games. But since The Forest actually has an ending, I played it and liked it.Not the guy streaming it, BTW.
>>93686622Name her bro
>>93690440How's the guy streaming it doing? I'm not a pro on this game, and can't tell if he's fumbling, or doing decent. He died, but it's expected on most survival games to die at least once.
>>93686167>>93687553
>>93689849DaiyaSkabMomoSterlingBerylThey're all fucking boring.
>>93690660Not helpful.
>>93690660"Boring" is another lazy term like "comfy". Of course you went with a non-answer
If you're considering merch start with digital goods (like screensavers/phoneBackground goods) and then tether around paper goods before exploring any other avenue. Physical merch is a big undertaking.
name males who are GOOD and actually successful
HELLO MY VTUBER IS ASPIRATINGWHAT DO I DO????
>>93690743You can't say why you like watching a male and you do nothing to help them aside from pretend you like them. Your opinion is as irrelevant as mine. Numbers don't lie and none of your males are entertaining.
>>93692144Use actual feedback. Be constructive. You're just being inflammatory for the sake of being inflammatory.
>>93690660Now do it without just picking the first 5 male names you saw in the last thread you dumb faggot
>>93692269Criticism!>less gaming more yapping>better models>treat irony like cancer>stop associating with fems>collab less
>>93688645>>93688757Seconding Naya, here's her reference sheet :3
>>93692090This >>93685830 vtuber I'm currently watching has a very clean screen. No overly distracting screen overlay, or alerts popping up on screen. No tomatoes being thrown at him, or little chibi monsters on parade at the bottom of the screen. Just a vtuber vroid, and a PNG, and gameplay. The gameplay images are very crisp with no noticable stutter, and the chat is slowly paced, easy to keep up with, and adult themed.
>>93692144>goalpost shiftingevery fucking time
>>93692561Name a male you like watching :3
>>93692642Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
>>93692850God isn't real and you go nowhere when you die :3
>>93690516No idea, I'm watching some holo girls playing league of legends lmao.But The Forest is pretty hard if you don't learn the combat before the 3rd night falls. You can survive if you don't make a shelter by surviving underground in caves, living out of loot mostly, but you're gonna have to get to the surface at some point to gather natural resources.It's a fun exploration game, I enjoyed it a lot because there's a story you can finish instead of just doing an endurance sandbox challenge, but you can also play it that way if you want.
>>93692893Kill yourself Rottie
>>93689672buddy I've made like 3 posts in the last few days
>>93692122Remove any items obstructing its throat, put its head pointing to their side and check if its still breathing. An ambulance is on its way.
>>93693067That joker is probably from /wvt/ and is clumsily finding his way around here. Still bumping into things. Probably needs a guide on how to appreciate vtubers since he can only speak in drama, and boys vs girls viewer tribal wars speak.
>>93693277Reminder to check your squad's suction unit.
Considering your average /wvt/ mouthbreather only knows how to regurgitate their thread rituals and jargon they're not exactly a challenge to spot amongst the locals
Advice for the males:>youtube contentStreaming requires little effort. That's why fems do so universally well.
>>93692893Prove that god isn't real :3c
>>93693466>That's why fems do so universally well.bait used to be believable
>>93693467>fallacyEvery fucking time. Go get killed and when you meet oblivion instead of the pearly gates I'll laugh.
>>93693467prove it is!
and now they're resorting to redditor atheism shitposts just to spam up the thread, amazing
>>93693528You have to admit that it's easier for your average femchuuba to do better than your average male streamer. You have to.
>>93693689Notice it happened after this >>93692058 post. They want to distract from the actual topic of the thread.
>>93693528>That's why fems do so universally well.I don't know about that, but having boobs probably doesn't hurt.
>>93693691Why would I agree to that? Why are you distracting from what your post actually said?
If you are planning to partner with someone consider partnering, or rather taking in sponsorships from mods from your favorite games. Provided you've researched the mods thoroughly beforehand. Game modders want exposure as much as anyone else out there on the internet, and you can provide that with your channel.
>>93693970>start vts>hit live>yapThat's all fems have to do. You can't say it's hard.
>>93694094shut the fuck up Rebel
>>93694213>hardthat was never the conversation retard
>>93693592I can surely do it, but why would I waste my time if you are not even gonna defend your position, which you seem to be so sure of? No goalmoving sis, it was (You) who proposed he doesn't exist, so start proving how you know that or shut the fuck up :3c
Odd technical issue, I tried streaming Portal 2 and the game's spoken dialogue audio kept leaking into my mic audio somehow and causing an echo effect. I tried fiddling with it but I didn't have any luck. Anyone else encountered this issue?
>>93694579there is nothing to prove god exists
>>93694648your lack of proof does not prove a lack
>>93694308Why so mad? I've never seen a male get big from streaming. Every successful male either started out successful or had a large YouTube following. The only femchuubas who can't seem to hit twenty viewers are either not streaming on Twitch or they're not consistent. Making YouTube content and pivoting into streaming is a valid way to get big for males.
>>93694806I'm convinced you're just posting from a script at this point.
>>93694601Do you have open ear headphones? Or speakers?Since it's dialogue, perhaps your microphone's filter was detecting it as someone speaking, so it let it bleed through.
>>93694724there is nothing to gain from believing in god, religion causes more evil than good in the world anyway
>>93695009irrelevant claims responding to nothing
>>93694975>dismissalTell me how I'm wrong.
>>93694226Do you really prefer the current spam?
>>93695183Unironically yes. I prefer the spam to your idiotic posts
>>93695167What makes you think anyone owes you a debate on your neverending series of non sequiturs?
>>93694990That was my thought. When I switched the output from headset to desktop it wasn't bleeding through anymore which would be an okay workaround I guess. I don't have this issue in other games.It's probably for the best I don't stream Portal 2 anyway. There's lots of dialogue humor in that game and I'm not a LOL kind of guy so most of my stream is characters yapping and me smirking on occasion when a joke lands. I tried commenting on certain puzzles but apart from sarcastic "I did it!" I feel like I end up stepping on the game's audio and it's awkward to me. That's what I get for jumping into a new game without testing the audio first.
>>93695377So you have nothing.
>>93695709no, it means you're /getting/ nothing
>>93696083Isn't this the thread for aspiring vtubers? Why not tell me how I'm wrong about YouTube content instead of proving you needed to be drowned at birth.
VoiceCharismaTalentMental StabilityMajority of males (the vast majority) don't have these traits which are essential to success so most just don't succeed>inb4 but what about this one exceptionYou think you're going to be the exception too?
>>93696377>if you won't debate me you should dieprove you're over the age of 18
Sealioning
>>93696938Not just that, but also dismissing any semblance of posting that resembles the topic stated in the OP.
>>93696727Praying for you to be stabbed.
I just miss Rura. I miss her vibe, I miss her ideas, her tangents, her energy...If I could snap my fingers and make it come a reality, I wouldn't think about ifs for even a split second, and finally see her live and enthusiastic again...
>>93698341if I could snap my finger and make you stop posting I would, you are more annoying than rebel because at least he is an actual mentally ill schizo
>>93698341I was her vieweroshi, and she gave up on the idea that I'd come back, and give her more chat messages. She felt what you're feeling right now already. The viewer reflects the oshi. I'm sorry I was not a loyal chatter, and that you, and your oshi currently experience disparity as a result. I did not ask to be her vieweroshi.
>>93697975to whom?
Fucking done with this place for the day. If you're male, try your hand at making videos about your interests. Pivot into streaming from there.
>>93688395>>93692058>>93694094Consider.
>>93692058Nah I just made keychains and arcilic stands for people to make oshi shrines with. I got a meeting with voshi soon to get my fumo made
Have you considered?
>>93699624If you're male try experiencing the touch of a woman before you turn 35.
>>93698619as if iriya isn't a schizo lol
>>93700259proof next thread right?
>>93700259That's not me.
>>93700245What if I am a woman that hasn't gotten to suck a hot guy's massive 6 inch pp? Will you help me live all my dreams anon?
>>93700388best i can do is 2 inches when hard
>>93700388I'm not cutting inches off my cock for your fantasies
>>93700388im not putting this anon's >>93700711 cock's inches onto mine for your fantasies
>>93700388>massive 6 inch ppI never expected anyone to say I have a big dick, thank you for the massive ego boost
How many viewers should I have before considering accepting collabs with other vtubers?
>>93701079one
>>93701122That's too many for me be more realistic.
>>93701122So if only my bf watches me then now I am ready to collab with other cute girls that have 1 ccv or less?
What are some simple groceries for a cooking stream? (ps I cook using a waffle maker)
>>93701419Make some souvlaki
Consider recording your vtuber original songs on a cassette tape.
>>93701419thai banana pancakes with condensed milk sauce
>being this hard carried by design aloneI guess looking pretty really can be a substitute for personality
>>93686167https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalschI'm doing a handcam stream of opening magic packs. I spent a lot of money and I don't think I'm gonna make my money back
>>93701935we call that coombait
>>93701419cook waffle eggs
>>93700314PLEASE GIVE A SIGN OF LIFE IN YOUR SOCIALS WHEN WILL YOU UPLOAD SOMETHING OR GO LIVE I MISS YOUUU ;-;
>>93701935Design is nice but art is worse than mid desu
>>93701935Femboys are disgusting
>>93701935>open stream>general nasally male voice>somehow near partner numbersHow does he do it?
>>93702115
>>93701935the clauvio copycat design is real desu
>>93702086People are skin walking him, he's dead anon
>>93701935If this was a girl people would not care
>>93702677girls that look like boys that look like girls are a thing, it has a HUGE appeal to some men
>>93702831It’s not though, it’s a babi or a trans about to have his egg cracked; I’ve seen femboy designs and there’s always some iota of masculinity (short hair) but this is just easy to call a girl when he decides to switch
>>93702410Sex with Iriya's corpse, it's what he would have wanted
DAILY REMINDER:- Talk to your community- Make tweets- Remember to be happyI ASK FOR THEM, I CARE, MALES DO YOUR MINIMUM JOB, I WANT TO WATCH THOSE TWEETS AND I WANT TO GIVE THEM A LIKE, DO YOUR PART NOW!!!
>>93702174Anything is possible with networking and connections. Look at colt; just because you know people doesn't mean you’ll be successful or entertaining though.
>>93703337/freak/ is next door
>>93703350>tweets>no streamslol
>>93686167https://www.twitch.tv/scege - Just Chatting
>>93703740Schizo tranny chaser. Do not interact!
>>93703836>schizosays the schizo. Your message won't stop me from interacting with a friend.
>>93692893The earth is billions of years old, yet you were born in just the right time to watch men act like anime girls for the joy of strangers all across the world.If that isn't a miracle, I don't know what is.
>>93703925Ok runespoon/flower you being a ugly pink trans chuuba makes everything you say not fucking matter
>>93704104>everyone who disagrees with me is the person I don't like
>>93704029>watching menNo one here does this. That's why in four years only two /asp/ males have made partner.
>>937041673 soon
>>93704029>males>joyCan you think of one time any of the /here/ males, or any male at all made you chuckle even once?
>>937048214 soon
>>93704888yeshe'll make a comeback soon
>>93703740is there any proof of this?
>>93704888I can think of many times that one male here made me so fucking wet. God I need more iriya audios to flick my bean to.
>>93704888yes, nikola's karaoke christmas stream he was very good at telling stories between songs he sang
>>93705141Think he realized he had no chance and came off as a creepy coomer.
Consider looking up the world clock before making a schedule so you can better anticipate who might be willing to view you live.
>>93705475His only hangup was that his twitch account got banned, unfortunately.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_time
>>93705141Im sitting on his lap
>>93705847>bannedWhat did the retard do to get that treatment?
>>93705929I don't think he ever got a clear answer. Said it was for chat messages, but he hardly ever types up anything on twitch.
>>93690660my names not here so i see this as a win
>>93705847>coomer>shit model>shit design>awful voiceHis only hangup, huh?
>>93706097You have to moderate chat on Twitch. It's why I suggest emote only mode so often.
>>93706571Say 5 nice things about nyanners since numbers are everything.
>>93706673put the trip back on
>>93706792Go back to /wvt/.
>>93706830Yes, that's what we've been telling you to do for months.
>>93706863>weI was voted out. You weren't.
>>93706863RES gives good advice. We appreciate him here.
Come inside me big brothers uwu
>>93706737>cute>cute>cute>cute>woman
>>93707196Your logic is infallible. I'll have to rethink this.
In the previous Haru stream he mentioned he's afraid to explore streaming non-retro games. Is it okay to want to game off stream if you're afraid to corrupt pure retro gamer image?
>>93707560wtf of course
>>93707560No it'll scare away retro viewers
God this thread is just a broken record. Schizos got too much time on their hands.To get a little bit of positivity in here, really happy beryl is basically guaranteed partner now and fwofies networking has paid off it seems. Omocchi is also doing pretty good from what I can tell, his asmr thingy was neat. What do you guys think? Anything or anyone you feel like shouting out??
>>93707791So if you take a day off to beat Fortnite, and win all the achievements off-stream viewers will forgive you for not wanting to taint the essence of your retro themed channel?If that's true then why do so many streamers end up variety channels when they started out with a theme?
>haru doesnt raid aspiessure
>>93708039>all people who aren't /asp/iesWhy?
>>93708002>but raiding non-retro /asp/ channels is acceptable
>>93708039Cody streamed on his channel and it was funny
>>93708154Nice bait, other than omo all of em have posted here iirc. Omo at least is very adjacent but I'll take that. How about you mention some aspies instead of whining? >>93708241How are the YouTube fellas doing anyways? Cody's humour ain't mine but he can be funny.
>haru is probably reading the thread because he caught wind I was talkingOh no. Now I'll probably get banned for failing the stealth check.
>>93708239Usually raiders don't stay anyways. So who gives a fuck about that.>>93708039I like that a bunch of other aspies are doing these podcast shows as well. Franky is doing the bar, I believe kankuro had a spin on the hot ones. More aspies should play around like that.
>>93708467The problem is dead air is in demand, so vtuber podcasts/talkshows will be a hard sell.
>>93708382Cody and Ineda typically stream together and that does well Hyde puts out shorts and started streaming again recently Pafu recently hit 1K subs Rura RIP And I’m not sure about anyone else who exclusively streams on YouTube
It's cool seeing people break outside their comfort zone, everyone for the most part seems to be supporting one another!Someone earlier mentioned males need to make Youtube content then move to streaming. I know it was meant to be bait but it's not bad advice, there's got to be a reason people will want to watch you. Simply being online and playing games is not enough sadly
>if you ain't buying more viewers than ironmouse you're lastI also enjoyed the Ricky Bobby documentary.
>>93708449nobody gives a shit about you rebel, stop acting as if you are the center of the universe
>>93708890Haru probably wants to read about himself though.
>>93708666Oh good to hear all that. I still have some slight contact with Hyde as well, so hearing him do alright is especially nice. And congrats to pafu for breaking the 1k!!
>>93686167hi i'm a hamster vtuber (girl) (real)gonna be playin miside for the first time...https://www.youtube.com/live/BmBItjOkqDg?si=iKQdMssS3yen6-38 !
>>93708964I dont think he wants to read about what your thoughts are on your possible ban
Haru I'm shy. I can't write about you when you might be reading the thread right now.
>>93709159hamster! girl! real! cute! i don't have a youtube chuuba viewer account but this is making me consider it.
Is there a guide anywhere that shows how much CCV you need to make x amount of money? I know there’s a lot of variables but like a ballpark average is fine.
>>93685830this was very fun! ty for coming!! we became the mega survivalist masters>>93686541>>93692524ty for the kind comments fren <3
>>93709418There is no such thing. Averages are useless because they are so heavily skewed by oilers. You could find a 1 view who is making 4 figures a month because of one dedicated groomer, it also matters how heavily you monetize yourself.
>>93709418I did the math one time, and under the worst possible circumstances you'd have to have 800 ccv and roll advertising hourly to make $7.25 an hour streaming on Twitch as an affiliate.
I cannot manage you before you ask.
I love you.
Hear me out. If we should only take vtubing advice from big vtubers like GEEGA why does everyone want to get hired by yagoo and not GEEGA? Yagoo isn't in /lig/.
>>93710121I'm RES.
>>93708782Not everything in this thread is bait. I believe everything I wrote.
>>93710512Not all bad opinions are bait this is true
>>93710642Women grow naturally through streaming. Males need every bit of help they can get.
>>93709159>another YT exclusive chuubaOh nice.
>>93710728>yet every woman is scraping their fingernails off scratching to be let into the doors of HoloInteresting cope.
>>93710814Tell me exactly what's wrong with my opinion. This isn't a debate. I won't respond. You're clearly bitter and responding in bad faith, but I'll humor you.
>he's just restarting the bait loop again
>>93710890You seem to be completely oblivious to channels like ourchickenlife channel. Male. Female. Chicken. Jar of peanut butter. No matter how you are made there's no competitive way things are rigged. The funniest thing is you think what's on screen is what there is to learn from while ignoring the existence of yagoo, and the man who sets the jar of peanut butter in the camera view.
For aspies wanting paypigs or having paypigs currently oiling them learn from Mel Nekomata's mistakes so you can protect yourself.>Don't pitybait during stream>Don't beg your newest paypig to check DMs during streamShe never learns her lesson which is why she's always harassed.
>>93685536The people who can make it are those who are able to get into other threads like /uoh/ or /vrt/ or /freak/ etc. Even the new soviet sailor guy has made it into /tactical/. Take this all into consideration. Especially if you are thinking of a rebrand or a new account altogether.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsGkIyMsWZcYou'll trade your male in for a perfectly performing chicken one day, and you'll find the chicken is only useful to its master, and you are not the one who learned how to train a chicken.Then you will realize that male, female, chicken. Doesn't matter.
>>93709552This. It's why you have worthless people like Mel Nekomata making so much money because she keeps attracting paypigs like radicalrevy and lancet somehow. It comes down to>Be woman>occasionally post lewds on your twitter>profit
>>93709159oh hi mel
Consider a circus special event where you hold special talents of other vtubers instead of game commentary.
i give up
>>93710814You didn't address their statement, you just tried to green text around itWomen are what the viewership of Vtubers are looking forMost males need to have something that they're offering to get a decent viewership, women just need to exist on air
>>93712216Lurk more.
>>93712216See >>93711749
>>93711804We know Mel Nekomata's rebrand since she talks about it on stream, so don't start this retarded shit.
>>93712276Sorry the truth hurts
>>93685536Who would you rather watch? A Mel Nekomata rebrand or Spooki?
>>93712216You're arguing with shania. Women aren't clamoring for Hololive anymore. The future of fems vtubing is indie.
I want you to tell me you love me, sweetheart.
>>93712547So what is the future for male vtubing then?
VoiceCharismaTalentMental stabilityIf you don't have these you need to fujo bait like fucking crazy or appeal to gay men
>>93712634I already fujo bait and appeal to gay men.
>>93712718You're arguing with a copy pasted post.
>>93712216I think my viewer army got stuck in the traffic then. I like to think I'm quite skilled in the subtle art of existing in time and space.
>>93712718At least you know your place
>>93712597I'm RES. I think you got the wrong number.
>>93712761You can post your link here and get 10 simps easythere's no excuse for having less than 10ccv as a woman
>>93712987Says who?
>>93712631To be something most people laugh at. Not even Geega takes males seriously and she's the only big chuuba championing them.
>>93713061You can stop self-replying now
>>93713097You're a bitter bitch, aren't you? Post your link.
/wvt/ has females. Why does their thread get no posts while the primarily male /asp/ gets all the posts?
>>93713213https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich
>>93712987Don't even need it, look at Mel Nekomata making a new paypig immediately after she was harassed by her previous one kek. All it takes is just being a woman and existing.
>>93713213aww are you gonna cry?
>>93713061Male Success Requirements(Non-Gay)>Top 1% Skillset>Charismatic, 8/10 IRL>VA Quality VoiceFemale Success Requirements>Possess Vagina
>haru wanted to read about himself but ended up stuck reading pig headed troll slopSorry for being shy Haru. Didn't mean to waste your time.
>>93713453There's no way you're this gullible. Who am I kidding, this is /asp/ of course you are.
>>93713449Forced meme.
>>93712547busy playing risk of rain returns, don't @ me
>>93711510Seen him around. Trips a lot. What’s his deal?
>>93713363Not at all. You're really set on shooting down any advice I have for the males in this thread while offering none.
What's the best time to go live?
>>93713667Go back to your thread and post it there like you've been doing for the last three years.
>>93713667There's no adviceYou either have "it" or you don'tMale Vtubers have zero inherent buff, the only buff they get is the other male vtubers that'll lurk in their streamsThe one's doing well are doing well because they are already successful people, unsuccessful males have no charisma, without charisma you can't be a successful content creator
>>93713667your advice is unproven and its also terrible
>>93713286https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa5qoWy8IyA
>>93712987Why, sure. https://www.twitch.tv/arvantus_
>>93713805Explain haru and beryl then?
>>93713580Probably just marketing his debut. Has a good gimmick unlike most of this thread so hopefully he does well.
>>93713580idk but I like robots so I'm supporting him
Imagine a crazy alternate reality where /wvt/ wasn't overrun by subhumans and R**ble didn't post absolute dogshit off cooldown
>>93714079Haru is entertaining and can yap for hours about anything.
>>93714346>Reable
>>93713982NO, I SAW YOU FIRST REEEEEEE!! It will be hard to get simps if you have a male mod as soon as you start, just saying
>>93714079Gay bait
>>93714079Femboy that turned half the losers in this thread gay and someone that seems to be in every single Vtuber inner circle with unlimited amounts of money to throw at thisTry getting some reading comprehension lessons in between the goon seshes
>>93714815Shondo is right again
Or maybe you can just have fun making content.Ever thought of that???
>>93715226If you just want to have fun, there's no point in being here because every answer to any question you have would be, "Depends if it's more fun for you." Which is something nobody else can figure out for you.
>>93715226Keep telling yourself thatCope of the lurker +1 male vtuber
>>93714815Oh? How come.
>>93715463people will assume you're dating wym. read>>93715099
>>93715316Would having a hot poker shoved up your ass be more fun than having a hot poker shoved up your urethra?
good night asp
I'm watching the most recent Haru VOD. Haru mentioned that they like a sweet treat called a choco taco which is funny because I just finished another vtubers VOD where they started with discussing a canadian sweet treat called a half moon (essentially a moon pie). Haru mentioned that he likes coffee, but tries not to drink it often despite having a variety of coffee paraphanillia. Haru mentioned that the best coffee he's had was at a place called glitch coffee. Haru also mentioned that he prefers to know when he's being served taro or sweet potato when he eats at places that serve japanese purple potato. I would like to try poi one day. I think it would be great to try it with haru if I were ever to go somewhere to eat with him (unlikely as I'm a hikki and haru doesn't enjoy taro).
>>93715822I hate Haru now because of this weirdo
>>93708039Beryl is hard carried by his model but at least he’s consistent and streams a wide variety of things. Starting late at night to catch raids from others is smart too.
>>93715849you are not the only one
>>93715849He'll probably ban me eventually, so don't do anything you'll regret. Even channels who've adored me have ended up banning me (which is why I try to evade chatting these days).
I'm really sad /asp/ I chose to get into this, now I'm reading posts from gay retards at 10pm
>>93715938then maybe shut up and stop spamming the thread, or go back to wvt
harus ovulation pain is very obvious
>>93716048Never seen a "man" so thin and small with so many stomach issues
>>93714079Beryl is cut throat with networking. Haru is FTM femboy larping.
Hibachi grilling in January with Haru.
>>93716196Haru is entertaining and knowledgeable about his topics.
>>93716272So why did she peak then
>>93716291the retro category is really tribal, they might get raids but for the most part retro viewers stick with one or two retro vtubers
>>93716337Not entertaining enough? Got it.
>>93714815How interesting! I didn't realise people overseas are so particular about a choice of a mod, among other things.
Haru mentioned he dated a blackmailer, and doesn't like Mcnuggets. Also that he likes to try new foods, but sometimes can't help but to crave chicken tenders. Shame he never got to try Whataburger chicken tenders before they were purchased by Chicago.
>>93716272He's being surpassed by people that started after him, lol.
>>93716364all the viewers in this thread are trying to groom female vtubers so they will obviously complain
I actually change understand the thread anymore these are all words but have no meaning to me
>>93716364NTA, but they're not. Some people have this weird delusion equating stream viewership to hopes of a romantic or even sexual relationship, and some of those people are in this thread. They will analyze any choice made by the streamer through this lense. You will encounter such people while you stream and network. In my opinion, you should point and laugh at them.
Consider making bottom text memes of yourself
Haru would have loved the Whataburger chicken tender sandwitch with the honey mustard sauce secret menu item before the chicago purchase. Poor Haru.
>>93716364no one wants to simp for a taken woman, unless they are a cuck. But if you don't want the parasocial simp viewers it won't matter either way. Many people see their oshi as a replacement girlfriend, and many streamers see chat as a replacement boyfriend. Pretty disgusting if you ask me
>>93716769lens*Good to know the Anti-male is ESL
>>93716769 (Me)>>93716889Prime example. Remember: point and laugh.
New thread!
this retard really forgot who the primary viewership is for females.
What image for the new thread?
>>93717093>assuming you personally know every viewer
Fuck Haru. He's done nothing but bring trash here with him.
>>93708666Cody just wasn't the same after he became a girl
Just watched a stat leak from a major youtuber for his editing pay.https://youtu.be/zI7zdcl7xFs&t=120"$20 per minute of video edited"Paul pays on the very high end as he has major success.I haven't really seen any stats like this other than PDD in making his editors millionaires.
So juicy...so bouncy... s-so big...ahh... *cums on these pafu pals*
>>93716769>Some peopleYou mean, the majority of the audience of female vtubers, especially the ones willing to drop a fuck ton of money to support said female vtuber. There is literally no reason to support a female vtuber if she already has a boyfriend or a husband since there are a plethora of other female vtubers who are single or at least play the game of pretending.
>>93715099Shadow outing herself again but all her cuck fans still support her lol
>>93717452>>93717452>>93717452Next meme!
>>93716889>and many streamers see chat as a replacement boyfriendLol no, most female vtubers view most of their audience with thinly veiled contempt that they have to pretend to like them for money.
I am not like the other girls chat I am just a stinky neet that has no boyfriend and wants a big brother to fuck
>>93717617Yeah yeah whatever you say Kik- I mean Elfi- I mean Pip- I mean SmugAlan- I mean Shond- I mean
>>93709159strem over ty for coming if you did o7
Jannies, what the fuck will it take to ban all talk of Mel Nekomata? She is not an aspie, she has never posted in /asp/ and she does not like 4chan at all. She is completely off topic and keeps ruining the threads. She has been streaming for almost 4 years now and is about to redebut with that ghost pirate model she keeps showing off on stream, she is not aspiring at all.
>>93717521mel herself has said multiple times throughout the past few months that 9 times out of 10 she views her chat as friends shes just hanging out gaming with but that other times she views them as her boyfriend watching her game she even talks about how she notices when a regular is gone and gets sad and thinks they abandoned her
