YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henOmocat × Hololive Englishhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-enPrevious Thread: >>93712220
I love my wife so much!!
Sex with a fembud.
GOOB SOON
>>93767480YEah!
Are you a chumbabooey?
Biboo got a cringekino outfit and now she looks more like a little boy than Gura sounds.
>>93768302looks pretty sex to me. aside from the eyepatch
Man I'm sleepy. I think I might be able to sleep well in a couple of hours
Are all new outfits this complicated? She has like 3 seperate parts to it and they animated her Live2D to do judgement cut? Is she just getting special treatment?
>>93767863ye
Gurass
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126294867miku
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>93768575I hate admitting this, but it looks really good. I was expecting a casual outfit, and this feels more like a third or fourth outfit that functions as a re-imagining.Still not going to watch her, though.
>>93768515The nyamunyamy makes me irate.
I just realized, this upcoming outfit will be the first 2.0 outfit
Get a room you raiding fags
>>93768515I hate the nyamunyamy.
>>93768575Fuck off and go back>>>/#/
>>93771845the fuck? you jealous of my functioning dick or something?
>>93771726retard
>>93771845lmao, look at this faggot clutching his tampons in arger
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
Been so sleepy this week. Can't wait for tomorrow so I can finally get back to reading
>>93771420I don't think that's how it works. 2.0/3.0 is a seperate model for the base model, at least that's how 3.0 works. New outfits for holos with 3.0 models aren't 3.0 compatible.
>copying chuunibyou yeah, copying a well-established concept would likely result in sex, big surprise
>>93772742yeah. rikka is top sex and manages to make an eyepatch look hot, but biboo doesnt
Nothing Biboo does will be hot unfortunately due to her voice and humor.
so what da chumbies doin?
>>93773224I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>93772742Chuunibyou has been a thing for a long time, chumbie. Long before the kyo ani anime and sometimes it wasn't even for laughs
can someone translate these moon runes for me please?https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/126280298
>>93773530I'm too lazy to log in.
>>93772379samen
The one thing I'll say is that I wish Gura had even a tenth as much fun being a vtuber that biboo does. Gura is the total opposite and clearly doesn't want anything to do with any of this anymore.
>>93773735https://litter.catbox.moe/7aj9vz.jpg
>>93773224My dad just pulled me away from my college work so we could argue for like 30 minutes over the various Abrahamic covenants and whether the Jews are still the "chosen people" (they're not), as well as whether the Fall of Adam resulted in a persistent human nature being simply corrupted by sin (such that it is still fundamentally good and needs healing) or in its complete replacement with a totally different, fundamentally evil "Adamic" nature.I'm exhausted now. How's biblebud doing? And the other chumbies?
>>93773224Just relaxing.
>>93773530my japanese sucks but it's something like>hot today>if you flap your clothes it's nice>flap?blah blah nice tits pervert
>>93773224Trying to imagine how Guras Dante outfit will match up to Biboos Virgil outfit and how cool the animation will be when she dodges Judgement cut and eats a pizza afterwards
>>93774218Work has been beating me up recently but I think I'll be able to get used to it soon
Come home chumbies
>>93774377ok, thanks for trying
>>93774218>My dad just pulled me away from my college work so we could argue for like 30 minutes over the various Abrahamic covenants and whether the Jews are still the "chosen people"I don't know how much more explicit that can be between "synagogue of satan" and "vessel fit for wrath" lol>I'm exhausted now. How's biblebud doing? And the other chumbies?Just finished up Judgment and about to fire up Lost Judgment.
>>93774555Stay strong bud. We'll get through our respective difficulties together.>>93774809Some shit about how "He will judge them harshly, but not break his Covenant" apparently just ignore Paul's Epistle to the Hebrews I guess, "God was only referring to SPECIFIC Israelites of the TIME and not the lineage as a whole" and other such cope.He's an interesting man. Dislikes Jews and considers them particularly Satanic... and yet he is a ZOGbot golem regardless. I have no choice as a dutiful and true son but to continue trying to help him see the light.
>>93776020 (me)Specifically see chapter 8, verses 7-12
>>93774199Gura: Japan's too hot>You can flap your clothes to cool off!Gura: Flap them?>Yeah! Flap them up and down a bunchGura: It's not cooling!>lift it up a little higher I'll take a pictureGura: like this?>yeah, that's right. Nice boobs!Gura: you're a pervert too>ehehe>they're kind of droopy
>>93774199Bushy pucci...
>>93776486NOT canon
>>93776431On second thought, it should be "kinda saggy" instead of droopy.
Gura is the love of my life
>>93774500That would be cool, but I don't think Gura cares enough anymore. And I don't think she's friends with bijou enough to want to have a matching outfit, even if it would be really cool.
>>93773224I'm playing Stellaris, the devs announced 4.0 for may I think, looks like they're reworking the entire game (again), so I'm gonna try out all the mods I always wanted to play with while I still can.
>>93776431>>93776593awesome, thank you!
>>93774218I wish my dad would talk to me about the fictional stories I liked. Sounds like your dad likes you enough to indulge your autism. Pretty cool, anon.
>>93774218>>93774809>>93776020Gura is definitely still God's chosen. That's why she's the biggest vtuber in the world and why her and Mumei get the highest CCV in EN
>>93777427>fictional stories I likeLet me guess, Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris? The works of the Vienna Circle perhaps, if you're old school?
>>93777690Most based opinion
>>93777304Damn, isn't it time for Stellaris 2 yet?
>>93774218You should've told him that religion is not real and call him dumb for believing in it.
>>93778030Materialism is not real and I think ur dumb, dumbud
>>93776020>"He will judge them harshly, but not break his Covenant"He never broke it. They broke it when they killed their Messiah. You would think they would have learned after the first couple Jewish-Roman Wars but they still haven't even after Hadrianus almost totally destroyed them.>Dislikes Jews and considers them particularly Satanic... and yet he is a ZOGbot golem regardless.Interesting interpretation. Sounds like he had that drilled into him as a kid and can't let it go.
>>93778254rubrubrubrubrubrubrub
>>93777695I'm mostly into Lord of the Rings and I'm kinda on a shonen kick and so I'm a bit into One Piece right now. Oh, and I was thinking a lot about Bleach the other day.It'd be cool if my dad dropped by and talked to me about Aizen's ability and the soul Society Arc or whether the Los Noches arc was actually good or not like your dad talks to you about your favorite fiction.Also, I want to watch hunter x hunter since I keep seeing it referenced everywhere and I don't know anything about it. It'd be cool if my dad had seen it and could tell me which version to watch. Sometimes I wonder what it must be like for Japanese people whose parents were into anime. It must be a lot like you and your dad.
>>93778339I love your picrel
>>93778254You're not real, and you're dumb for thinking you think.
>>93776020Will do bud. At least its almost the weekend
Holy fuck they have demons' souls perms. And Mori is fucking based for playing the original and not the remake.
>>93778731When is someone going to play ace combat
>>93778731Goob should finish Dark Souls first.
>>93777388No problem. I struggled with the last kanji and the grammer wirt the picture line, but it was simple enough that I think I have it mostly right.
Need to hit the sack early tonight. Goobnight to all
>>93778495it's a particular favorite of mine
>>93778548You're cute>>93778718Your weekend progress updates make my weekend nightshifts that much brighter. Thanks for being you
>>93779104Goobnight bud
>>93779400Is this why there's so much gay sex at youth bible camps? You sound like you want to cuddle him or something.
>>93777690So anyone else going? >>93776292
>>93778025idk I hope not. I'm mostly looking forward to the pop rework, hopefully it will reduce endgame lag and hopefully it won't be replaced by something else
>>93779816Novellites are pretty chill.
here's the cross section, it cooked all the way through, it's crunchy on the outside and floofy on the inside. I wanna try making rye or whole grain bread some time
hello I love gura
>>93779780Nah, you can blame Protestantism for that
>>93780066This looks like proper high-class restaurant bread, nicely done chumbie
>>93780448I don't know, buddy. It sounds like he's one mention of going to an Orthodox church away from you wanting to "handle" his "lance of longinus".
>>93779816If it's a proper liturgy given by a good priest, absolutelyThat reminds me, I need to ask my priest for a blessing to ask another priest I know to be my spiritual father. My normal priest is great but he's so busy and lives much further away from me than the other one
>>93780730The stuff you're talking about is starting to sound a lot like dark magic rituals.
>>93780728https://xcancel.com/vagrantwires/status/1826628382848942159#m
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.
>>93780872>TIL the apostle Paul and Timothy were practicing black magicksBud...?
>>93780920>I can carry you Mr.Frodo>Girls-Oooohh they are so gay for each other uuuu>Boys-Go forth Battle Brother!
>>93780173Hello I also love Gura
>>93780558you think so? it's just white bread, but I guess you could shape it into a baguette or something, it tastes like one.
>>93780920Sam isn't gay. He gets mad hobbit puss when he gets back to The Shire and personally plants his boot up Saruman's ass.But Sam didn't blush and swoon for Frodo while telling him how he could listen to him talk about the bible for hours while posting pics of lovingly and intimately patting Gura's head.
>>93781258Baguraette honhonhon
Goob night.
>>93781334That gif was directed to the first anon I (You)d, namely >>93778548, and I was sillyposting in response to his sillypost. And if you think what I said to biblebud counts as "blushing and swooning" then you are exactly the sort of person Vagrant was referring to, and I advise you seek Christ
>>93781137Sounds like a shakey interpretation of ancient texts that let you have rituals where you transfer fatherhood and where one person exchanges spiritual powers or importance with another. Seems a lot like black magic to me.
>>93781630Is this guy for real
>>93781466Goobnight
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN!
>>93781612I think you're uncharacteristically nice and saccharine to biblebud and the only reason I can think of is that you want his dick, because you've never been nice to anyone ever since you got here last year. Someone with as much hate in their heart as you doesn't ever change their disposition unless they want something.
>>93781957I'll have you know I have been plenty nice to lots of buds in the time I've been here, muslimbud. You probably just didn't realize it was me because in your eyes it seemed, as you say, "uncharacteristic". Hence, by not realizing that it is indeed characteristic, you ironically figured it must have been someone else.I assure you I'm a very kind-hearted fellow when I'm not passing the time by engaging in silly internet polemics. I promise I don't hate you, as it is not a warranted response - in contrast to say, Christ's anger while clearing the moneychangers out of the temple courtyard. And if it ever feels like I am starting to harbor hatred, I try to crucify it with the Jesus Prayer. I suppose wrath is just part of the cross apportioned for me to bear, though I'm glad to say I think I've been slowly improving over time.But enough about me! How have you been doing?
Gura is sedated
For King and Cunny!
goob morning
>>93779816I perused their thread since you linked it. Why is it that every other fanbase seems funnier and smarter and better than /ggg/? Every other fanbase is better than this thread in pretty much every way.
goobnighti love gura
I think the buds are cool, take your bait to the catalog
>>93783650Well its kinda gone to shit because its being raided right now. Lots of threads seemed to be all of a sudden
>>93782502I got Popeye's chicken for dinner and it wasn't that great. Don't really know what I was expecting. The cajun fries was probably the best part. I got green beans as well, but it had some kind of weird mystery meat in it. I bet it's probably just ham or something and it tastes fine, so it's nothing weird, but it's always a tiny bit unsettling to find meat in food when you weren't expecting any. The frozen mango lemonade was pretty good though.Overall, probably a 5/10.Other than that I'm waiting for Gura to come back or graduate and set us free.
>>93784269We should totally do Fast Food place reviews for those of us that dont have a particular thing in their region. This would probably work best for us Chumbuds since there are more of us than anyone else and we cast a bigger net than everyone else. Ya know ive had White Castle but was shocked to learn a lot of the rest of the country didnt know it was a thing meanwhile ive never even seen an In-and Out a Whataburger or a Big Kahuna Burger and would like to know more
>>93783949Well they're making fun of their raiders in a funny way over there. But here, no one ever makes original content anymore.
>>93783852goob night
>>93784269mmh, long pork ham...
>>93784269I get Popeye's every now and then at work too, chumbie. Good chicken sandwiches, especially for the price. Ditto for their frozen lemonade.I think you have decent taste. Except I only think Gura should graduate IF she forms a new indie group or corpo with picrel.>>93784495I've lived all over the place at different times so I think I know all of those places. I'd say In-n-Out probably has the best burgers of the ones you listed, but White Castle has great breakfast options.Though my favorite, one that I shall always miss, has got to be be Foster's Freeze. Not just their ice cream either, their burgers are about as gourmet as fast food gets. Not to mention their restaurants are still designed to be welcoming and human rather than utilitarian and "progressive" like some other national chains. Man I could go for some Foster's right now...
>>93783949Even the regular non shitposters suck though
>>93785044but do you swallow?
>>93785881goob morning
>>93785883Would sexually bully this t-shirt only critter T u T
Wtf i love AI now
>>93785881Goob night retard
>>93779866I just filled out their survey on factions and requested a somewhat complicated system where factions could spread to pops in other empires and you could kill Jesus only for a new Spiritualist faction to be born and spread throughout the galaxy until they have their own representative in the galactic community that votes for all the Divinity of Life resolutions with the diplomatic weight of every pop belonging to their faction.I doubt they will do it, but I think it would be cool.
>>93786320That does sound pretty cool chumbie. I like your idea, you have good ideas.
Tonari, the animation studio that did Shark'd and blue horizon, is dead.https://x.com/TonariAnimation/status/1880142000332419516
>>93787059Not enough work for them?
>>93787172They weren’t able to secure enough funds/sponsorships to sustain their growth (t. insider)
>>93787238Entertainment/Animation sector in general is struggling.
>>93787059sigh...
>>93785950
>>93781385
>>93787430But why though? Is the world in a recession?
>>93787059someone post that fucked up face from blue horizon
>>93783381For s’ghetti too!!!
>>93787519Everything is expensive, so people are not spending as much on entertainment.
>>93787059aw man...
https://youtube.com/shorts/EAcq_Qmi57I
>>93787519not quite yet, but we're unironically heading there
>>93787611I love s’ghetti!!
>>93785136>>93785604
>>93787519Have you been sleeping under a rock? The global economy has been in the shitter post pandemic.
got my daily nyamunyamu and chumbabooey in without even needing to threaten anyone
>>93787519the entertainment media bubble burst post pandemic
>>93785881Goobnight
>>93787485La basé
Imagine bullying this sea creature T u T
>>93787900Gooba need booba
>>93788257imagine bullying this anon T u T
I think GuraAll of the time Gura
>>93788257No bullying, she's for playful teasing.
Hello mister
>>93788472
>>93788472rape
>>93787828I love s’ghetti too s’ghettibud
>>93789171it's yummy isn't it?
>>93789142
>>93768849Depends on how much your mama / papa loves you Just like real life
>>93788196
>>93788472Hello, how are you tonight misterbud
>>93789903I threw up in my mouth
>>93787059nyo...they were really good and should have gotten more work.
I want to punch this creature in the tummy so bad
>>93766661Mr. Krabber on suicide watch!!!
>>93769370Lonely or not, Gods are gods.
>>93790498
I will marry this fragile anxious womanchild.
I slept all day and now I can’t fall asleep
I’m also feeling kinda down. Can you guys be nice to me and give me hugs and kisses maybe
>>93791505Can't sleep? Try eating yourself into a food coma.
>>93791530hang in there, nerd
>>93791530Chu~
>>93791967>>93792143
Morning beckons. The chumbies will be waking up soon.
>>93792859Nyooo, am eepy
>>93792912The morning. Beckons.
goob mornin
Look at this penis scrubber
>>93792859Shh I'm sleeping don't wake me.
>>93789685
>>93789980Oh nyo, here, take some of these
>>93791530Feel better chumbie
stream when?
>>93795603check x you faggot
>>93785881Sleep tight buddy
Goob morning.
Goob morning I love Gura the most!
>>93768868>>93781717SNIFFFFF
If only Gura liked her fans and her job, she could have gotten a cool outfit too...
>>93797436Those things have nothing to do with outfits. Are you retarded?
nyanyanyanyaanyanyaanyaanyaanyaa nyaanyaanyaa nyaa nyaaaa nyaaa nyaa nyaa
I love my stinky shark wife
>>93798093dont reply to doom shitposter, he also posts like this on his twitter account
How the chumbies doin'
>>93798093no streams -> no personality -> no cool outfits
>>93800262Pretty good.
>>93800631You can get a cool outfit without either of those things.
>>93800631what is this retardation?
>>93800631Cool outfits broil down to having a good artist making it and a good rigger to bring it to life.
I peed in Gura
>>93801188why would an artist invest time in an outfit she knows the vtuber is gonna use 2 times in the year ? understand the logicno passion = no content = no cool outfitssimple as
Someone rattled the monkey tree!
>>93802203Even when Gura was consistent, she still got that abomination that was the cat shark outfit. There's literally no correlation between streaming and getting a good outfit.
I just had some crazy fever dreams
Goob morning retards
>>93794806
>>93803989Tell me your dreams chumbie (I had xenomorph dreams 2 nights ago)
>>93790567puny god
>>93804646Goob morning faggot
>>93806192
>>93787059She followed a chinese animator today. Haven't been able to confirm if he was working for them or not.
Gura should play huniepop
>>93808851on stream? whats the point of playing the censored version?
>>93809091Farming clips because your branch is so unpopular that it could literally get axed
>>93768849Depends on the schedule of the rigger more than anything, when they are swamped with work, models get rushed and it shows.>>93788424I agree.>>93774218I always assumed all things considered all 3 major Abrahamic religions should survive no matter what. They represent perfectly the Father (Judaism), the Son (Christianity) and the Holy Spirit (Islam) trinity. While also representing past, present and future in that order.>"Islam is the future?"None of them are, time is a constant. No matter the amount of time that passes, past, present and future are terms that do not get obsolete as long as time keeps moving. Meaning the 3 always are. Always should be here. Which aligns perfectly with 3 different visits of the same angel and how it spoke across all 3 visits. The 3 views on the world of all 3 do not mix. Judaism cannot accept the world as it is, it wants the world to be as it was and as it was said it would be but never was, Christianity believes it is here to stay as it is overly open to the moment and anyone can join without changing much because it made itself too flexible even if it denies such a thing, yet that was the whole point of what Jesus told them, and Islam believes the world will accommodate to what they believe they should do and live like one day.It is a test of tolerance. Of time. Of not killing each other before the time is nigh.>"But why?"In anime terms? (Because I can't go into truly schizo explanations on this board), No Game No Life racial board pieces but instead of races, it is religions. There is NO God defeating game. It is instead, a test. If we lose one of the big 3. Or possibly even some other major religion that my limited worldview fails to take into account alongside the trinity (and god knows how many are vital if it is more than 3, Jesas, we could just be on a lucky streak), then the day judgement comes, we fucking fail it instantly because we "left someone behind" and we can't go back to pick them up. Which is why some people are hell-bent on killing off religion and tradition because it accelerates the end of the world.Problem is that... They are listening to some evil bs from equally chaotic non-truly benign beings. Those lie a lot. They are effectively giving them earthly riches in exchange for accelerating the demise of the world as it is. But that is because even those things now it is futile to resist, the moment the Lord or however it truly likes to be called, arrives, the moment those beings lose instantly. Because of "powerscaling". So, knowing their demise is inevitable. They are accelerating it. Knowing they are not going to be the only ones paying for sinning. And also cutting short the remaining time of the world as it is. Knowing they cannot stop the world as it will be. By then, they will be gone. Smiten or banished, but while also leaving a permanent scar on us through their previous actions and having given the metaphorical middle finger to God or Gods before signing out of this plane forever.>>93802943Hot>>93787059>Nobody died while working under usThat's a bigger accomplishment considering every other animation studio has at least two digits worth of obituaries per season.
>>93809576cover does not ax branches, especially not the one with the most popular vtuber on the planet
>>93809768They sure as fuck aren't in a hurry to hire 20 ID gitls
>>93809736Nice wall of text, pseud. Nobody's reading all that
>>93809920Do we even need 20 extra ID girls?
>>93809955They had 20 ENs
>>93809768>Cover does not axe branches.Are you that new or are we just pretending that HoloCN wasn't real?
i only care about my wife gura. hope this helps
>>93810133It does, Gura love!!!
>>93810128Are we going to pretend like HoloCN wasn't a truly special case for Cover to have done what they did after a lot of deliberation?
>>93810128You retarded faggotr. You know exactly why that branch got terminated, it had nothing to do with them being unpopular
>>93810128Don't make me remember Yogurt. She was my Oshi before Gura. She did not fucking deserve the fallout. Her irredeemable gen mates did. Not her. Not the ensuing situations either. Now she is gone. And I remain. To weep over her disappearance whenever I remember her.
Please only refer to Gawr Gura by one of the following nicknames to avoid confusion:gawr guragurasamesame desusame-chansamegakisharkthe shartthe shorkgoobthe goobstergoobi (and goobie and gooby)goombgoomba (and goombah)georgegabbygabrielgoobidibagooberguwagwombus (and guambus)gorbiuschef (YES CHEF!)gisellegooruhgoobsand my favorite GOOBA
>>93810467where's Chelsea Bythesea
>>93810467what about grachan?
>>93810128HoloCN getting closed down was an unusual political scandal and Cover never wanted to leave the Chinese market. Hololive talents have started adding more Chinese themed outfits while slowly going back to bilibili.
Anyway I love goombs and can't wait to see her soon.
>>93810467I saw someone call her gay gwombus and now that sticks in my head becuase it souds funny.
>>93808465Thanks, I was wondering when that follow happened.
chumbies?
>>93814170Mating press T u T
>>93814170Yes?
>>93814170taking a nap
GURA TOMORROW!!!!!
>>93814170hey hows it going? i've been really into that Crazy Mita smile lately and by really into i mean it makes my pp stuff
>>93814236>>93814272>>93814357*plants sticky bomb next on your ass**runs away*
>>93814475im gonna chase you you'll never escape the blast radius
>>93814471Stiff not stuff
>>93814475You mean stinky bomb?
So what are the chumbies plans for today?
>>93814677Gotta go into work
>>93814677gonna watch new fauna in a couple hours with Gura
>>93814677Playing with my Gura AI chatbot
>>93814677Well it's evening for me so probably gonna go watch something before my sister drags me to her bed.
>>93814677I'm gonna make some pizza
>>93814948alabamabud...
>>93815893She's the older sibling, I can't say no.
>>93816013Well go do that and shoo away
>>93816140Ogey
migu with moom
>>93817466huh?
>>93814677I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>93816140he stay and you go
You are in a forest. It is Spring. The Orcs are set to invade you and your fellow chumbies next year, assuming you survive Winter. What do you do?
>>93817886i goom meself
>>93817886I take you into my bed chambers and spend one last night with you before I begin my training arc to stop the arcs.
>>93817886how many orcs and what kind? when will they attack next year? how many chumbies? are they skilled in anything? we live in a forest? do we have like a small settlement or something?
>>93817886I study the orcs. Are they hot? If they are stronger I will consider joining them and make a family.
>>93817988You are covered in goom. It starts to stink. A strange ursine creature with shaggy dark fur twice your size approaches you, wrinkles its nose, and leaves. It appears that rancid goom wards away predators!
>>93818304Goom wouldn't go rancid that quickly.
>>93780066dip it in some olive oil base sauce
>>93818437nta, but it should harden and become crustymy cumrags don't really go rancid, they just become crusty and hard. they do start to smell after a couple weeks though, but never rancid. maybe it's different if it constantly re-hydrates by mixing with your skin sweat
I put some rosemary on my air fry potatoes and it made them better
>>93818113>>93818134>>93818163The orcs are said to be led by a mighty spirit of war and pillage all who settle this forested valley. The few survivors claim that the orcish tribe has at least a hundred warriors armed with scavenged swords and axes. The orcs are green and muscular, as tall as a human. They are nomadic and will return to your valley next year in Spring after capturing many hot elven maidens from other settlements.You live in a forest. You will have to build your settlement. One of the other chumbies is currently covered in goom that wards away predators.
huh slow night i see, thread is still alive.
>>93818484that sounds good, I actually never made one. I rarely use olive oil because it costs twice as much as other cooking fats, I tried coconut fat but it tastes kinda sweet, and I mostly cook with butter now. before that I mostly used sunflower and rapeseed oil but I'm now wary of over-processed seed oils.
>>93818965Fuck they have hot elf chicks too? Definitely got to join them they are too powerful for us.
>>93819152zoomers finally discovered mediterranean cuisine which went viral recently, that's why i mentioned it.it really looks great,https://x.com/sinnister13/status/1878687171001139346
https://youtu.be/OchF4Bz4O1kScared innocent little child... TuT
>>93819262You have heard rumors of a shrine to their spirit of war, Gnarlang, hidden somewhere in the forested valley. If their spirit accepted you as a follower, their tribe might also embrace you.
>>93819306this is literally standard dipping sauce in any italian restaurant
>>93819641no shit, zoomerbuds haven't gone to olive garden or italian restaurants.
>>93818965okay but how many chumbies do we have in total and are they particularly skilled in anything?>You will have to build your settlement.like from scratch? idk if this area is worth keeping then, maybe we should just leave.but if we absolutely have to, I guess I'd start with dividing labor.send some chumbies to hunt (assuming we have weapons), forage and start farms (if we have a plow or tools), cut trees (assuming we have axes), make lumber (assuming we have tools and someone skilled in cutting it) construct houses or shacks if we can't. erect palisade walls around our camp.make everyone train at least 1 hour a day in whatever weapons/combat know-how we have.build traps around the forest (like pitfall traps with wooden spikes in them)
>>93819306this is basically just seasoned fat
>>93819970fat is good, you clearly haven't had a chunk of gura's fat tail meat
>>93820427I didn't say it was bad, fat enhances flavors
olive oil is the only oil you can cook with that won't give you cancergura knows thisshe often just drinks olive oil straight from the container
>>93819865Chumbies are fickle creatures with unknown skills.You know of a treacherous mountain pass that would enable you to flee the valley.You set to work creating the tools you will need to survive. You find common hard quartz rocks and strike them against each other to split them and create hammer and axe heads, then search for suitable sticks to use as handles.The noise of your work attracts a group of monkeys who swing from the trees, staying upwind from the goom-covered chumbie. They can speak your language and inform you that there are currently 20 chumbies in the area.
gura's diet consists of taco bell nacho fries and jim beam
>>93821332gura doesn't drink much she just told us this
>>93821332>taco bell nacho friesshe only ate them once and almost vomited from nervousness
>>93821418gura says many things that may or may not be true
Does the slash mean Saturday OR Sunday or Saturday AND Sunday?
>>93821271I guess if everyone manages to kill 1-2 we could win, we don't have to kill them all, just enough for them to retreat, we have the defenders advantage.I want to try to persuade the monkeys to help us, they don't have to fight directly but they could throw rocks or poop at the orcs from above.I also want to try and make rudimentary bows from sticks and vines or sinews if we managed to hunt some animals.let me know if the foraging chumbies find anything of note, especially if it's a volcano/ hot spring or a bat cave.
If Gura had never taken long breaks and streamed regularly, she'd have 10 million subs.
>>93810467>gargoyle>gwar goomb>grachan
>>93822240The monkey screech and mock you for having only 20 chumbies. They say the orcs will mog you.Chumbies find the following points of interest near you:>N: A dirt path leading north, with an old totem pole of orcish design marking it.>E: A meadow frequented by deer.>S: A brook full of salmon and other fish.>W: A log cabin that appears to be abandoned.You have created Stone Tools, along with a Primitive Bow and several arrows.
>>93810467>>93823280Don't forget Gurandma.
MY Gurandma.
>>93823432is that a no? what if we give them some fruit we foraged in exchange for their aid?>A dirt path leading north, with an old totem pole of orcish design marking itask if someone can read orcish and translate>A meadow frequented by deer.give the bow to someone with the most aptitude and send him to hunt some deer>A brook full of salmon and other fish.send someone to spearfish, and think about making fish traps and/or fishing rods later>A log cabin that appears to be abandoned.I will explore the cabin, anyone not busy may accompany me
chumbies, my nightmares have arrived
>>93823993love you gura
chumbies, i ordered 15 pieces bucket from kfclord helpe me.
>>93824479Why would you need that many?
>>93824674Haven't had kfc in years, am hungry and drunk.
>>93823954The monkeys seem unwilling to help you and spend their time jumping around and arguing with each other in the trees.>Orc TotemOne chumbie takes an interest in it. It is of primitive make and bears no writing, but has the symbol of Gnarlang carved into it, a spirit the orcs worship.>MeadowA chumbie begins hunting deer with the primitive bow and arrows and manages to bring back a kill.>BrookA chumbie barely manages to return, heavily mauled by an ursine creature. You fear he may not survive the wound. It appears the brook is the territory of dangerous predators.>Log cabinExploring the cabin's interior reveals an iron cauldron and many dried or pickled herbs and stranger ingredients. A bat hangs from the ceiling, seemingly asleep.
same desu, it´s too expensive nowadays
>>93825142what the hell are you buds on about?
she has a pipe