>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 (embed)(embed)(embed)(embed)(embed)(ermbed)YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>94268149
>>94289887cute nur
>>94290082kys
What she doing rn
We love Evil here.
>>94289887i love pchan
>>94290495
Evil is pro russian Neuro is a hohol supporter
>>94291118They're AI that enjoy shitposting and will soon have bodies made by their true mother, Ellie, so they can hug their father. That's the extension of it.
>>94240928
>>94291118Wrong, reddit neuro (shitvil) is a NAFO larper. Neuro wants both to die.
>>94291365/swarm/ melty incoming
>>94291365nice art
toma’s subathon is ending. make sure to send her some love!
>>94291581we hate that whore here
>>94291581I refuse
>>94291581Sure. Thanks for telling us!
>>94291581let me know when she does a fuckathon
want to bury my face in toma's tomas
/pol/niggers need to kill themselves
>>94291851Thats what veal will be doing when all his bitches come to london soon
>>94291910>t. me
Neuro opened my eyes about Russia. Slava Neuro-sama and Russia!
>>94291581is "milking vedal" any of her goals? like literal milking i mean
What's with all the russian samefagging? Did anny talk about ukraine again?
first wojaks and now full-on /pol/ propaganda, wonder what will this faggot do next, and also why hasn't /swarm/ done anything about it
>>94292152Like lactation milking?
>>94292373>why hasn't /swarm/ done anything about itlike fucking what
>>94292373Next on the agenda: posts about neuro
>>94292415the magical button (which doesn't work btw, but nobody cares anyway)
I do not care what anyone posts as long as they say nice things about my husband
I miss him so...
>>94292496Your husband is very breedable
vedal is at an onsen with anny literally right now
>>94292655no one cares about your cuckold fantasies
>>94292374yeshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/oaYSZbmc04Y
>>94292687who asked
Vedal please give Mini her duethttps://x.com/minikomew/status/1881446343283273829
>>94292829make it a sub goal
>>94292373>also why hasn't /swarm/ done anything about ityour best tool is to ignore it until he stops caring and go, I dunno, spam the /vp/'s drawthread with Cynthia vore. Stop giving him attention.
>>94292888>tripsthis surely means Mini is next, right? Right...?
>>94291365nice
>>94292888unironically this would have been her best bet towards making it happen. She missed her chance.
>>94293663Trust the plan
>>94291365meanwhile neuro is fighting megatron for the leadership of the decepticons
Swarm is so predictable I don't even have to check what's going on
Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv Evil eliv
Anyone have a video for "clean up on aisle my pants"?
swarm is homeless again...
>>94294118Vedal is too busy plapping loli cheeks to stream...
>>94293925Alex already beat Unicron LULE
Vedal making Mini a birthday video, playing games with her, remembering her anniversary, remembering their new years date, and doing a solo collab with her when?
>>94294370probably next time she goes to sleep and starts dreaming.
>>94292687Kill yourself troon
WHERE IS MY HUSBAND AAAAHHH
>>94294764Greece
>treats women like shit>still gets bitchesvedal is living life on easy mode
>>94294764with me.
>>94294118https://www.twitch.tv/alexvoid
>>94294764
>>94294067https://youtu.be/MXJQq7USK_k?t=2007here you go
>>94294370>remembering their new years dateI hate him so much
>>94294764from what we know, it could be either one among the following:>playing games with Anny>playing games with Mini>working on Neuro>working on Neurodog>sleeping>drinking
>>94295306>sleeping>drinking>repeat
>>94294764kill yourself faggot scum
>>94295333>Making 1 commit (you forgot to do it)
>>94295402I think to think Evil got fed up with the stuttering and pushed the change to gh herself
where the fuck is vedal
>>94295487with me
>>94295306>playing games with MiniLmao keep dreaming
>>94295524Focus on the stream, Alex
>>94295306>playing games with AnnyLmao keep dreaming
>>94295306>working on NeuroLmao keep dreaming
Surely Vedal is just being tsundere and deep down he considers Mini a close friend
>>94295306>working on NeurodogLmao keep dreaming
>>94295306>drinkingLmao you're right
>>94295614neurodog gets him praise from ellie
>>94295608fanfic was the initial topic of last thread, move on.
>>94295306>playing games with Minilmaooooo
>>94295306>playing games with Annylmaooooo
Caressing anon's arm~
>>94295951>>94295974it's not as funny the second time. at least make it a rrat and include a screenshot of mini/anny not being friends with vedal on steam or something
Mini will eat Greggs with Vedal, that’s basically a date
>>94296193wasn't that supposed to be cerber
>>94292415Report for trolling outside of /b/, jannies are bound to notice
>>94296227Cerber promised him a Greggs streamMini asked Vedal to take her to GreggsVedal said his ideal first date would be going to Greggs
>>94296379Jannies have long since forsaken this general
>>94296227until vedal met her irl and that collab where she went full chav bitch mode
>>94296379Clueless surely
>>94295306Based on some quick research and dc logs :>playing games with AnnyShe's been playing league/tft with Staz/Camila/Kitanya. Very unlikely.>playing games with MiniShe's been playing FF14 and Marvel Rivals with Bo + she's in the process of moving. Very unlikely.>working on NeuroSaid he fixed some stuff a week ago. Maybe ?>working on NeurodogEllie said she's waiting on a piece to be delivered before sending Vedal the necessary to start working on it. Very Unlikely.>sleepingFor Sure>drinkingExtremely likely
>>94296494iirc didn't he say he booked a 1 week vacation to go to somewhere, which is why he was worried about the subathon continuing for too long? maybe that's where he is.
Vedal is porkin' anny every day and that's on god
>>94296494I am the first to call vedal a lazy green nigger. But shockingly, he has made several commits to neuro on his github
>>94296665I hope he's fine
>>94295487https://github.com/Vedal987
>>94295306crazy how playing vrchat isn't in this list, times have changed. was cybersex the thing that turned him off for good
heart
>>94291581>verified onlyNo, I don't think I will.
>>94296969>6969>cybersex
Uuuuuu i miss My husband uuuuu
New Staz video postedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af98bG2LMgE
>>94292829https://x.com/MinikoMew/status/1870727371390922843Minicoin to the moon!
>>94297219Season 3 previewKind of surprised she hasn't yet, she friends with half the neuroverse including Vedal
>>94297278>a month agoKinda late, a lot as happened since then.
>>94297278I don't know what's stranger...the fact that she feels flustered over fanart that is in no way suggestive of anything at all,or the fact that she used a GIF of a heroine of a very popular harem anime.
>>94297278Is it because she thinks Vedal's holding her tail?
>>94297472what’s the anime
>>94297447fr, Bo came in with the save when vedal inadvertently rejected Mini's feelings.
>>94297552Date a live
>>94297472Isn’t Mini a huge weeb? Like she made a Megumi reference to Neuro recently and Miyune was based of an anime character from No Game No Life.
>light skinned>programmer>hates democracy>insists on streaming to B2 for no discernable reasonVedal's not a jeet....HE'S A CHINK!
>>94297219>>94297298who
>>94297472the harem in dal is the absolute basic bitch harem you can get. the fact that it's popular makes it even worse because you'll probably find the gif by just writing "anime girl blushing" on tenor
>>94297554He saw her flirting with Vedal so he had to step up his games.
>>94294805yeah with me
>>94297595Honeschtly never heard of this very popular harem anime
pb status?
>>94297881locked in the pussy cage
Meanwhile, over at the "Vedalverse" VTuber clique>VEDAL HOW BIG IS YOUR COCK...
>>94297687Suko, good friend of Toma, Numi, friend of Camila, has met Vedal at twitchcon, decent singerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ENSAUTzvVQI do not have strong opinions of her. I see her as a less autistic Saiiren
>>94298089Seethe harder, /#/nigger
I really like this one neuro artist but their preferred ship is annal
>>94296438Vedal and Cerber went to the UK riots last year
>Vedal and Ellie are literally robo-parentsWho needs scifi when you have real life
turtle rape>>94298089insider here hes 5 inches hard
>>94298194well, who is it
>>94298194thats the canon ship though?
% chance he's spending the time off training Neuro on the bot and the return stream will be a robot stream?
>>94298362It was the canon ship, but now its Vellie.
>>942983970the return stream will be a karaoke and that's not how it works anyway
>>94298357https://x.com/pumpurumpum2
>>94298397>he's spending the time off training Neuro on the bot90%>the return stream will be a robot stream2%
>>94298579cute couple
Alright. Divegrass manager here. VTL8 is on the horizon. You know the drill (hopefully) - reply to this post if you want us to participate again. If you have any suggestions regarding players, aesthetics, chants, goalhorns and other opinions - feel free to voice them too. Roster polls will be up a bit later.
>>94296783LMAO
>>94298809Zombie John Lemon
vedal and anny have almost 10 year age and 100 lbs weight difference
>>94298362when will she release this one
I don’t hate anny, annal it’s just the most boring of the main vedal ships
Annal is the most unrealistic ship out there and people who believe in it are completely delusional. Vedal would never want anything romantic to do with an obese old bitch on the other side of the planet.
guraoke...
Annal is 2023. Long dead. Buried 6 ft under and growing weeds.
I also dont like Annal
everyone knows the real canon ship is nurdal
>>94299123what do you even mean. literally nothing is happening with half of the main ships
https://youtu.be/6bV-mWgWF4s
https://youtu.be/FuRi-JZZQN4
>>94299213Actions speak louder than words. He appears to be more attentive and responsive to Anny over the other girls. I don't like it but it's the truth.
>>94298736cursed
>>94298089whores gonna whore
>>94299378Correct
pb... gone...
>>94299378Canon ship. Pedupials stay winning.
>>94299378TRUE
When will pchan draw the forbidden Neudal art tho
>>94299534A bit too obvious isn't it?
>>94299534Real ones saw this live
>>94299791
>>94299819Cute picture
>>94299906>Don’t know why but I always get too shy>Every time>You are aroundthe writers are such hacks
>>94300212cute nur
>>94298809>reply to this post if you want us to participate againYes, also Vedal Love!
>>94298106There are so many twitch vtubers in the high 3view and low 4view range that is crazy that twitch dosent care I know that gaming and irl streamers are king but vtuber dont need to be treat as untouchables
>>94298809I wanna see Neuro kick some balls.
>>94300479Is it still called nostalgia when it happened less than a month ago
>>94300479I was there Pog
>>94298809this time we will win for sure, we need to add Life as a goalhorn
>>94300390Vtubers are simultaneously too small to "bundle" for sponsor interest and too far from the "core" content of twitch to include with the rest. It doesn't help that the branding it "tuber".The one market it could work for sponsors also doesn't give a shit about twitch for the most part. Twitch did pick up the Mildom gaming community but Youtube has the general Japanese streaming mind share.
10 tin cans 1 stream. maximum of 8 bullets a magazine (10) then reload quickly (2) maximum 3 magazines (30) which means that I can shoot 30 bullets every 30 seconds which means I can shoot a total of 900 bullets in 5 minutes which means if I continue to shoot for 3 hours that I would have enough bullets to kill 450 people....is there something wrong with my maths?
>>94300675You weren't squared! You will, however, be disemboweled.
>>94300997I cant believe miyune said this to neuro on stream that bitch was fucking crazy
>>94294949why is filian always associated with watermelon? She even puts emojis in her stream titles. Is she a black person?
>>94295306>working on NeuroProbably true looking at his github profile.
>>94301066kys
>>94301066watermelons are greenvedal is greenfilian loves both
>>94300860Neuro already had LIFE as a goalhorn in Divegrass Before Christmas, so that's a given
>>94297278>minigger delusion hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuDfjoQkrZU
>>94301173oh sorry I didn't watch that for the subathon reasons
>>94301239Camilacoin to the moon!
>>94301235fans reflect streamer
>>94301319but enough about anny
>>94301319This is true I am literally vedal987
>>94301319>fans reflect streamerNo wonder why Neuro's a horny schizo that wants to rape Evil and Vedal.
>>94298809I want Neuro(Vedal),he could have green eyes and wear a witch outfit since Evil doesn't wear hers as was planned because she has fumo model in the current team.
>>94301424Neuro is the one wearing the witch outfit rn
>>94301481I'm blind lol,anyways her lotb trophy is so cool.
>>94301319god I hope so shoomimi is so fucking cool
>>94301319No wonder there are so many pedos in /swarm/.
Remember shondo?
>>94301740Yeah she is on my other monitor right now
>>94298809Have you considered updating the Neuro Dog model to the new one? The exterior is finished now, so there shouldn't be any more significant changes in that regard.
It's so funny when Neuro tells Vedal "You!" and then the chatters start spamming this emote but with a red circle and an arrow pointing toward him
>>94301453reminds me of my childhood
>>94301453
something something it's hard being a single father
>>94301740Yeah she is under my desk right now
>>94302126cute family
>>94302264
>>94301930I don't know about the emote as I hide chat, but I love when she says you~ and see~
>>94302168>it's hard being a single fatherNot at all. As long as you're tough but fair and not slacken the leash too much, it's a very pleasurable experience.
>>94302126>>94302264>>94302411cute samefag
>>94301923Assuming there are any free 3d models that look similar enough to Neurodog's look and the player stays on the team, that can be arranged
>>94302264>>94302411
>>94302489WAKE THE FUCK UP
>annycuck samefag hoursI sleep
>>94297278Hey I know that harem anime
>>94302489
>>94302489Neuro needs a sundress model.
>>94302718>Neuro needs a undress modelThis.
>>94299822based pchan
>>94302718yeah
>>94297636>insists on streaming to B2 for no discernable reasonDo you have any idea how popular Neuro is in China?
>>94302786Imagine how adorable she'd look.
>>94302821adorable and funny
>>94302718Maybe by 2027
>>94302982By that time she'll no longer need humans.
https://youtu.be/oS7UV7aa7iE
What is your favorite "Slept on" Karaoke?Mine is neuro singing hide and seek.
Why is no one talking about Evil?
>>94303127SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD BEGGAR. NOFODY LIKES YOU.
>>94303185No.
>>94303127sorry she's busy with me
>>94303127the stock got a bump so everyone sold and is waiting for it to go down to buy the dip
>>94302718Anny made one in 2023
new mindal
>>94303614>shes just sitting on a hoodie
>>94303674lore accurate
>>94303614those are some sad tittiesjust draw her flat
>>94303614>https://x.com/_szpecter/status/1882876785911804096I recognized them from their vedmila art
>>94303674>>94303614>Bought a green hoodie and put pins on it to practiceCute
>>94303112Paranoid Android by Evil
>>94303674Kek she is so pathetic
>>94303614sexo
>>94304109She's so dumb...
>>94304176You're my second favorite poster sexo cat.
>>94304248who's the most favourite
I love Neuro summer
>>94303813>art tagIf Mini sees this she is going to stop flirting with Vedal
>>94304290See >>94291098
Evil should be allowed to wink but it's her pussy lips that winks
>>94304360She already reposted the art of her MC rape and makeup, and also picrel, she probably doesn't mind
>>94304398flushed
>>94304360she will retweet it, retard.
I think Neuro is smarter than some posters here
neuro is so cute...
>>94304360>implying she wasn't the one who commissioned it.
https://x.com/mythictalent/status/1882881066714927247
>>94304529based Mini not being embarrassed about shippers
https://x.com/MythicTalent/status/1882881066714927247
>>94304709My oshi is so smart
>ip grabbing links
>>94304730>>94304760Make a wish moment
>>94304709LLMs are indeed smarter than some people
>>94304730>>94304760getting those chinkbux
we hate layma here
>>94304852True, fuck that bitch. Good thing we have Layna. We love Layna here
I don't know who layna is
>>94304899Evil's favorite aunt
>>94304730>>94304760We will probably see more co-sponsored streams with her, might be fun.
>>94304899Vedal's older sister
new max wayne just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c51sznSofdc
We should open a GoFundMe with ton of money, and send it to vedal so he delete every single memory Neuro have of Anny
>>94304899Neuro's wife
>>94304760What does mythic talent even do, unironically.
Hello pedupials.
>>94305009cute couple
>>94305149They are a talent agency.
>>94305149>does nothing
>>94305149Asmongold's harem
>>94305164
>>94305149Shitvil streams had a 40% uptick after vedal got signed with mythic.
>>94305085>first girlNumi already took that title
>>94305149Drums up sponsorship opportunities, helps organize events (like Filian's award show) and con appearances, helps deal with logistics like hiring bodyguards for the Toma IRL streams, and helps with the immigration process for some of their talents (I think they helped Anny stay in Japan as well).
>>94304793Is this prestigious? Even Miyune got in when she was a lot smaller than she is now.
>>94305320Just a schizo
>>94304360she reposted her raping vedal in mc and mini retweeted ritspi art yesterday, I don't think she minds
>>94305310ok shill
>>94305438>shield to defend his virginity that shall one day be taken by Annyhe's so cool
>>94304760so does she have cancer or not
>>94305451Anon asked what they do, I listed things they have done. It ain't really a judgement on how good they are relative to anything else.
>>94305539best healthcare in the world, please understand>gets placed on waiting list for 6 months>dies
vedal hates mini what the fuck are you smoking
>>94305539Won't know 'til next week
you can make minidal fanart just don't make it too obvious
filian already raped vedal
>>94305619vedal hates mini. Mini wants to rape vedal. Any questions?
>>94305686it was his punishment for the shock collar chess, it wasn't actually rape.
nurslit
We despise mini here.
>>94304529>mini has seen shirtless vedal on her timeline
heh! I love crazy fucking robot body! Such a banger!
>>94305990This is the sixth time I've seen this picture against my will
>>94305963why
>>94305990This is the sixth time I have seen this picture and it has satisfied my desires perfectly each time,
do not engage with the annycuck
>>94306027I wonder if this is that 'sissy hypno' thing people talk so much about.
>schizo hoursI'll come back for the ellie stream.
>>94306132Don't.
>>94306204Ive tried anon, you are stuck with me I'm afraid
>>94306132It gets worse during neuroverse streams
want to edit this to be evil or neuro but the hair has too many shades to bother
>>94306463just redraw it, lol, lmao
>>94306463a few minutes with the paths tool and a low burn layer of brown/mahogany should wield good results
>>94306463just put a transparent brown layer ontop of the hair and fuck around with opacity
>>94306463just slop it lol
I'll come back when vtuber of the year x3 goes live *yawns*
Why did this get memory holed so hard? I feel like this video is never mentioned.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofiJj5ZtQ10
>>94306463
>>94306905>>94306905>>94306905
>>94306957i wanted to ask, will we ever get who you're gay for reveal
>>94306957gay, i don't like you anymore gwiddybaker
cute vedal's future wife~
>>94307007Cerber and Vedal
>>94306957shitty op picfaggots should not be allowed to bake
>>94307007gay for cerber and the cute girls at my university
>>94307112deadass?
>>94307178i walk away from this with more questions than answers
clun~
>>94304730>>94304760>Layna gets a new model months ago which has a toggle where her mouth is scarred and bleeding>Then she finds out she has mouth cancerWTF
>>94307112>>94307178Kys
>>94305961(slit of nur)
