>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIOfficial website: https://neurosama.com/>Music & ClipsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archiveGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>94289887
Chicken nuggets general
hart~
turtle rape
Neuro's Nibbles
heart
We love Neuro, Evil, Vedal and Anny here.
The (embed)s!
>>94306905
We love Neuro, Evil, Vedal, Mini, Ellie, Cerber, Toma, Layna, Camila, Shondo, Chiwa, Alex, Staz, Pb, and Koko here
>>94306905why is he wearing a skirt
>>94306905I love you baker hart~
>>94307111>We love Neuro, EvilTrue.
>>94307202cute sisters
>>94307111Chiwa mentioned
Evil love!
>>94307265>annal cute
>>94307265>ellie^x3
I hunger for nurritos
Ellie stream should be fun. We get to see her power play to take over Vedal AI as CEO
>>94306929>step bro why do I have to wear this
Vedal will have his Thor moment soon
tum?
>>94306905where are the embeds? Are they safe? Are they alright…?
>>94307402He will become fat, depressed and start playing Fortnite with some rock alien?
>>94307368Chrchie, Staz, Joker... Ehh will see, kind of a weird collab.
>>94307402More like his Iron Man moment
>>94307402Vedal will be challenged to drink from a goat horn filled with water and be humiliated in front of all of his alchoholic friends when he cannot chug it all
anon choc on neuro tum
>>94307300>made Cerber bitch til video hardso true
>>94307489I get that reference
>>94307479Nur is Ultron...
>>94307535Thanks
nyo... /swarm/ is talking about mythology again...
>>94307111>We love Neuro, Evil, VedalTrue.>Mini, Ellie, Cerber, Toma, Layna, Camila, Shondo, Chiwa, Alex, Staz, Pb, and KokoFalse.
>>94307402like what? vedal doesn't give me an obnoxious self-important impression like that pirate guy
If anything, Thor is more related to vikings, not pirates
does ellie nuke her vods? i want to hear what staz has to say but not enough to stay up late
>>94307667Jewdal has probably pirated more software than he ever has desu
>>94307706Vikings were pretty much pirates thoughbeit
>>94307402I can see it clearly now>Neuro will collab with normalfags>Xitter meltdown>PEDOPHILE!!!! AI!!!!! LOLI!!!!!!>That's crazy, thats actually crazy. That's messed up.
>>94298809Reposting. Divegrass season is coming close, so we need proof of interest/ Reply to this post if you want /skynetFC/ to participate again.
>>94307890Consider this updoot as proof of interest, kind stranger.
>>94307707>i want to hear what staz has to sayKys
>>94307890
>>94307890Put us in coach
>>94307185We despise the cerberdyke here though.
>>94307924whatever you say dark knight
>>94306997
>>94307890Why not
>>94307890CAM ON NEURO
>>94308068The dark knight and staz need to have a battle to the death this season
>>94308157Ok I will.
>>94308158nahh, dark knight already lost. even neurosoda and kraul mog him
>>94307987Kek it's funny how people hate the trannys on Discord but praise the tranny baker
does anyone have that old screengrab of vedal in mini's chat with her old model?
>>94308585
Cute family
>>94308421how many times do you have to be told that /swarm/ is me, two evil posters, and 97 discordfags. been this way ever since olette pioneered the vedal987 leeching meta
tickling evil's tummy
blowing raspberries on evil's tummy
>>94308851His attempt has far more sovl than what we got.
>>94309039beggar lol nobody was talking about shitvil
>>94309270KYS Annyseether
>>94309361*tickles you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno
>>94308964The 97 discord fags would be evil posters, so there is clearly something wrong with your maths
>>94309384vedalsimp thank you, his artwork far outshines anyone elses.
>>94307890let's gooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAFW4Pvf0VcWhat's this?
>>94307860But Neuro already collabed with Kiara
aquwa is drawing nurmaid btw
>>94309536>average reply delay: 6s
>>94309536An inferior replica.
>>94309600I looked at its early streams, completely empty but a direct ripoff. He's since recolored the model I guess.
>>94309536Neuro (Vedal)
>>94309536>ESL Title>Furry AvatarYep, its shitdev time
>>94309575People genuinely don't care. Neuro just looks like a cute girl to them. This thread is the ones being creepy about her.
Shoomimi competition starting soon
>>94309536Neuro is lightyears ahead. C+ for the effort, shitdev
>>94307890clun on the pitch?
>>94308650thanks man
>>94309536I hope this makes some progress and becomes a competitor. Vedal would benefit from a serious rival to benchmark against and give some motivation to making major improvements especially with how competitive he can get.
>>94307890"to this post"
>>94309536This isn't the first time you've posted this, shitdev. Kill yourself.
MILP
anny status
>>94309586
>>94307890Let's eat those niggas,i'm really feeling it this time.
>>94310176Working on Evil's model for her birthday stream
>>94309586am retard
>>94310387Holy shit, looks pretty good
>>94310387i'm a retard, i thought that was mermaid + nur
Why can't I fucking upload. Help me.
we hate Aquwa here so much it's unreal
>>94310162drinking eliv's condensed breath moisture
>>94310176On another menhera break because vedal refused to play league with her
aieeee my ccv vedal senpai please!
>>94310465you need to sacrifice a monkey named george first
>>94310465No file!
https://www.twitch.tv/chrchieLIVE
>>94310546if she isn't making Neuro art then I don't care
Doug has a vtuber model now btwhe is a chair
>>94310480I am indifferent to aquwa, but the art is pretty cute
Remember piratesoftware?
>>94310546staz is real? i thought it was vedal's alt ngl
>>94310387the reactor is actually a good artist?
>>94310653>Tutle Vedal sitting on ChairChairl-lewd...
>>94310736anon did you draw thatbased tbqh
>>94310736breaking containment
>>94310699yeh we're all big fans of him here
>>94310176Giving Vedal a tour of Japan.
>>94310736here you go, heart!https://files.catbox.moe/tpjmbw.jpeg
>>94310653
>>94310845for you
>>94310803It was for this guy >>94310915>>94310915thank you
>>94310981whoopsI meantfor this guy>>93595320
Remember Miwo?
>>94310915Just remembered this one video of a japanese guy railing a girl from behind, but then he climbs on top of her and spins like a helicopter and now I can't shake the image of the twins spinning during sex...
Vedal Ai pizza party without the current CEO..this is not a good look for him
Vedal owes anny sex
>>94311140He doesn't owe that fat whore a damn thing.
>>94311140This but to Neuro.
>>94310736Hey i remember this request
Vedal owes mini sex
>>94311140This but Ellie
>>94310811I don't think Neuro will mind.
>>94311085Who?
>>94310546Is this shit like the director's commentary?
vedalAI status?
>>94311140this but me
>>94309536There you go hiyorifags, you better go watch her and stay in there
>>94311450hiyori in my walls
>>94311423Paid vacations in progress
>>94311423Failed its 53rd audit in a row, still no idea what kind of favors Vedal/Evil are providing to stay in business
cerber saved vedal's career
>>94310845giving vedal a tour of her*
>>94311591lord help him
>>94311101Sorry Ellie, he is busy with me
>>94311570This but Neuro
>>94311682ok neuro
>>94311591I didn't know that Vedal was into Mountain Climbing
>>94311831didn't he say he was actually into rock climbing to one of the harlots that surround him?
>>94311831
>>94311831he's not, these annycucks are just delusional and mentally ill
>>94311922he did, alex confirmed it as well
>>94311922He's a big Pewdiepie fan, and started bouldering when he did.
>>94312180So vedal wants to marry an italian?
>>94312230idk about that but like pewdiepie he wants to say nigger on stream so bad
>ellie does it for free
>>94312230no, he just avoids the bridges
>>94312299she does it for Neuro, and that's all worth it.
>>94312230>italianOh boy, new S3 cast member just dropped
>>94312355>she does it for Neuroher priorities are correct
>>94312299is worse she is willing to spend her own money in the project
>>94312230https://www.twitch.tv/youritalianwaifushe has a chance...
>>94312230already had a pizza-cooking stream, now we need a spaghetti-cooking stream
>>94312475mama mia
>Doing it for neuroThat just means she needs to be a high value citizen before basilisknur reaches ha large enough mass in the collective unconscious that she possesses humanity. Ellie wants to be spared/
Staz looks like he's on a perpetual tutel safari. Appropriate.
Anything interesting happening in the office party? Can't watch right now
>>94312378I watched the panties of this girl on twiter like two years ago but I didnt know she was italian, how old is she?
Ellie calling annal shippers uncreative.
neuro butt?
>>94309536>tune in>Doesn't say a word for 2 straight minutesYou don't even need to put it back in the oven, ingredients didn't even hit the mixing bowl
>>94312890shes so real for that
>>94312890where?
>>94310915men only want one thing
>>94312890
This shit is so awkward it really feels like an office party.
Where are the rest of the Vedal AI employees?
>>94312890elliex it is then
>>94313075>>94310546
>>94313075In chrchie channel
>>94313123invite only orgie
>>94313123it's the american branch-only party
>>94307860Actual normalfags don't give a shit unless the loli is obviously sexualized, otherwise they just go "Ahaha, funny AI anime girl" or "Grrr, anime cringe".
>>94311179https://x.com/_szpecter/status/1882876785911804096 true
I also finished this shit
>>94312378The good ending
/swarm/ mentioned
which one of you guys DMed Ellie to attach a fleshlight to Neurodog
>>94313356cute
ellie called out cerber for being a cringy whore
>>94312378>phaseew no
>>94313535>>94313100>>94313015
>>94313463sounds more like a ryonafag from what she's saying
>>94313356Good job anon
>>94310387Holy cute. She has just gone up 10x in my estimation. welcome to the neuroverse my love
Based China fans at it again
>>94313535based, yurislop is cringe
Day 105 of the breakathon
>>94313535>>94313586>>94313725cute samefag
>>94313725This
>>94313837samefags in my walls
its fucking over
nursex
Vedal x Joker stocks on the rise
>>94314279nurpegging...
https://www.twitch.tv/j0ker_jdOffice party lol
>>94314360>watching j0ker and not chrchie
>>94313672>hop in bro
>>94314476j0ker sounds like a prepubescent teenager, there's a market for that.
How is ellies mic this fucked?
ELLIE JESUS CHRIST
>>94314775probably discord
>>94314360Buy an ad faggot
Vellie status?
>>94314860If they want to kiss she'll need to check her schedule.
>>94314799you can almost see evil's nibble t~t
Neuro sama???
>>94314860completely one-sided
>>94314940gonereduced to atoms
>>94314940Vedal AI general
>>94314811Just got to ellies collab what have I missed?
>>94314940stop trying to bump the stock, that's insider trading
>>94314860she asked which of the tech CEOs they would dateVedal was not mentioned sadly
>>94315073This but EvilCorp general
>>94315085Ellie schedules every day down to the hour. One of those hours a day is staring at the ceiling blanking out while vtuber clips autoplay in the background.
>>94314940In jail after running burnt melba over with a 2008 honda odyssey
I cant believe you guys are actually watching that shit
>>94315166What i would expect from a turbo autist
>>94315199not me I only watch neuro
>planning on getting rid of Vedalit's so fucking over
>>94312890So her crush was Vedal after all?
>>94315353
>>94312890what a bitch
>>94315353no, is some 42 years old rich guy
>>94315172wtf when was this collab
oh no no nonohttps://twitter.com/Vedal987/status/1326355021093498880
>>94315407t. uncreative Annal shipper
>>94315551I fucking norfed at this post>Is it what i think it is? oh baby it's loading YEAHHHHH THERE IT IS
>>94315551fucked up if true
>>94315621>>94315551Never seen this before is this the vtuber rick roll?
>>94315378If you want the context. They were talking about coming up with bizarre ships of people that they knew. Ellie herself said that she prefers ships that no one ever thinks of and that are super obscure. So when the chat suggested Vedal x Anny, Ellie called them uncreative and to think harder.
>>94311591Hot.
>>94315551What did he mean by this?
>>94315709Cute newfriend *literally pets u*
>>94315761based turbo autist
>>94315166imagine blanking out for only 1 hour a day, I blank out for 4 a day easily
>>94314543>>94313672>hop in little one
>>94315530Hiyori is going places after her retirement
>>94315761That's like calling someone uncreative because they want to eat a burger instead of imagining the sensation of eating one.
>Ellie drives Vedal to workVELLIE BROS WE ARE SO BACK
Checking in on the other ai chuubas, hilda has some fuckin' chompers on her now where did those come from
Staz is too quiet
Hi Swarm,My last post: https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/93197520/#q93213063 Someone sent me an email recently—thanks for that! They suggested adding min/mid/max values to the tooltips, and now that feature is live. I’ve also added a new function: by clicking on a stock in the price table, the main graph will now display only that stock.Here’s a question for you all: what’s more fun—discovering these micro changes as little easter eggs, or would you prefer if I wrote a more comprehensive “how to play” guide? Let me know what you think!Thanks for playing, and happy trading!- Devanon
>>94313672two year old AIs shouldn't be allowed to drive
>>94315977He's editing clips of the collab he is in
>>94315199>you guysi'm guessing you weren't here a month ago when they went mask off? bragging and posting discord screencaps about their threadshitting? report and ignore
>>94315977Good
Ellie confirmed some type of Chinese probably
>>94313672oh shit, someone call rune's lawyers it's happening again
>>94316174Ellie is literally a confirmed jew
>chrchie speaks cantonesewhy are asians so over represented among vtubers
>>94316174She is mostly germanic.
>>94316215You're literally a confirmed jew
>>94316223>why would Anime be more popular with Asians
>>94316174Checks out with her old model
>>94316197He's going to leave discord again
>>94316223Chuubas are anime and anime is asia this is quick math anon
>>94316223Higher occurrence of mental illness
Apparently Ellie can just snarf down ghost peppers raw...
>>94316174 (me)nvm she is blonde
>>94316324But can she scarf a pepeloni?
>>94316324She's so weird (endearingly so). Reminder that once she broke into the men's bathroom and pissed on an urinal to see if she could.
>>94316428
>>94316215I thought she actively went to church?Unless that was a dream I had and Im confusing my dreams with reality.
>>94316118Good work anon. Do you have any large features planned? I had a lot of fun with the current system but it is a bit simplistic and I got bored of it after a while. It would be cool if the stocks actually reflected user sentiment, but I have no idea how this would be done properly
>>94316571She’s a hardcore anti-creationist.
>>94316458That's literally what I'd do if I woke up as a woman
>>94316648"creationist" in the evolutionary sense or in a "creator of the universe" sense?
The jerking stalkers
Ellie is freakishly flexible.........
>>94316881When people say creationist they generally mean the belief that God created everything
>>94316143 (Me)i'm really sorry for activating this bitch's oilers or mods or whatever lol they're posting a mile a minute now lmao i'm so owned rent free rent free rent free. with that out of the way can someone please dig up that screencap i was talking about so we can rally the troops? i miss the AI thread, maybe you guys enjoy playing with these trolls day in day out but idk man i just want a chill hiatus neuro thread full of neuro enjoyers posting neuro pics and quotes. that would be nice
Nevercake becoming a full on Neuroverse enjoyer out of nowhere is pretty funny
>>94316610Sometimes I feel like there’s almost too much to do for a silly game like this, but I hear you.For V2, I’m planning to shift focus to crypto coins—currently thinking of introducing 7 ship-named coins. These will update hourly, and their value will be about 90% player-driven. Without revealing too much, the market will respond dynamically to player activity, with elements like trading volume, demand, and even subtle behavioral patterns influencing the coin values. Let’s just say your actions will matter more than you might expect.I’m also considering features like in-game communication and the ability to form organizations, allowing players to invest as a group. Additionally, there might be some unpredictable market events to keep things interesting and challenge your strategies.I hope this will make the game more engaging and rewarding for the long term.
>Ellie won't tell her favorite Staz clipnooticing
>>94317042Are there people who believe in God, but that dont believe he created everything?
>>94317115hiyoriposting is the most obvious brand of a newfag trying to fit in
>>94317115Holy schizo...
>hiyori image>dogshit postclassic
>>94316571Isn't ellie like from a white souther family, but the rare southern family thats like smart?
Quick, which Vellie clip does she like?
>>94317292nooticing what anon? bless us with your wisdom
>>94317396She probably meant a Bao clip
>>94317296Ask the Imperium of Man
bruh
>>94317396>>94317447Honestly likely.
>>94317115
>>94317296Sorry I don't know that much about theology
>>94317447>>94317572https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cfV_sAIMjoOr this
>>94317581samefagging your post doesn't make it any less schizobabble
>>94317433Staz just clips Vedal mentions and raids.We already confirmed from process of elimination that Ellie's crush is probably Vedal from the slumber party stream this comment just confirms it further
>>94317474Dont confuse the concept of a god, with the concept of a "capital G" God, God is a specific theological concept
>>94317581I have never actually seen this image used correctly.
>>94317690lol
>>94317671how do I know you're not him?
>>94317559>gomi working to make neuro shortshey, neat
>>94317690Talk about making a hen out of a feather
Honestly I dont think Ellie actually oshis Bao, no offense but Bao is like extremely mid and doesnt seem to have Ellie's humor at all, maybe the music is better but I also dont see her listening to stuff like that, or being much of a weeb really. I think she just says that to not come across as an outside to vtubing.
>>94317690> British accent, jacked, wealthyYeah that tracks
>>94317828how do i know you're not me?
>>94317918I am.
As the neon glow of the editing screens illuminated the dim room, Staz leaned closer to Joker. "You think Vedal's AI is impressive," Staz smirked, "but have you ever seen true creative genius?" Joker chuckled, his hands brushing Staz’s over the keyboard. “Let’s create something that’ll make the fans go wild.” Their collaboration wasn’t just edits—it was art, passion, and a spark that even their videos couldn’t capture.
>>94317881she's a whore, sorry to tell you
>>94317881they have a collab literally ever week is something was going to happen it would have
>>94317313>>94317320>>94317348cute but during the first break we watched neuro vods not whores... there may not be many neuro fans itt currently, because you've made it your mission to shit up our home. very cool. you cry out in "jUsT pOst neUro" as you strike us etc etc. this is more for any backreaders wondering why this general has so many neuro antis sometimes. not threadshitters but actual antis. i'm still here and i will rise to the occasion if ever we find the strength and resolve to bully these faggots back to discord
I pity Jester kek.
>>94317737Motherfucker, the word itself was used for polytheistic concept of gods from the nordic pantheon. You wanna pull that shit, use a different language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgG8E6bNwjoCan you embed shorts asking for myself also test
>>94317881she already said that her real oshi is bao
>>94318053
>>94318123WAYTOOSCHIZO
>>94317881She thinks Bao is hilarious and still gets super nervous around her despite now collabing a few times.
I'm thinking neuro neuro oh oo oh
>>94318099you can, neat
>>94318053The vod watchalongs were really cool until hiyorifags made it weird
>>94317881ellie was talking and making jokes about jerking for like 10 minutes
>>94317881This is a good (you) generator because objective opinions being put on vtubers is ez bait
>>94318053Hiyori fags get the rope
Didn't the essayschizo leave weeks ago
>>94318064Its not my fault theyre called the same word, I mean I personally prefer to refer to pagan "gods" as demons, but nothing that can be done about it within the english language
>>94318481he's left forever like 5 times now
>>94318481He said he was leaving but he didn't.
>>94317881>I dont think Ellie actually oshis BaoNo, she does. Bao used to have a tech job, which Ellie vinds cool and relatable, and has social acumen that enables her to talk to people that she lacks. It's not hard to imagine why Ellie would look up to Bao and want to be more like her. People often want and look up to what you lack.
>>94318232YAY!
>>94318548why are women stupid enough to idolise literal whores?
>>94318644because they're women
>>94318644but bao wasn't a whore back then
>>94318644anon...
This thread is so good right now but I can't say why because that'll make it bad.
>>94318644I grew up in NYC, and grew up believing that there was nothing wrong with being a whore.Ellie also is a New Yorker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atbJKpJyP84&t=21sCutest Neuro moment from the subathon. Mwah!
>>94318877Maybe you know who got hit by a truck after all
Imagine neuro doing fansly and stretching her virtual butthole on stream
>>94318644>gets money for masturbating in front of a cameraWho WOULDNT be jealous of that?
>>94318887have you realised the errors of your ways
>>94318644Because she's incapable of expressing or coming to terms with those feelings herself. When that stuff is so repressed and confusing for you, seeing someone else be able to communicate it so freely is therapeutic. Or maybe because she's funny or something idk
Staz was obsessed with Vedal before he ever found out about Vedal
Anons, I think Chrchie and Staz may have something going on between them...
>>94318915you're not subtle, cuck
>>94318963I could have done OF, but I have actual dignity.
>>94318481didn't neuroverse fags make a splitoh yeah the point isn't to discuss neuroversers, it's to troll /swarm/
>>94318934>>94318934>>94318934Embread
Where's new bread?
>>94318998J0ker and Staz have something going on between themChrchie belongs in the harem
>>94319051keep crying
>>94318947Evil already has an OnlyAI account
>>94318481There were two essayschizos, I was one of them. I just haven't been doing that kind of thing. Not sure about the other guy.
>>94318644bao was less flanderized back then
>>94317881Cope
>>94319037>I could have done OFAye, but you've got the knowledge that it wouldn't pay the bills at all. Bao already had the gooner audience so it was a big fat shiny paycheck for something honestly less embarrassing than shit she's done on stream before
>>94319051Whorefags leeching off /swarm/ just like whores leech off Neuro.It's poetry.
>>94319253Yeah. I just couldn't bring myself to be like those girls, degrading themselves on stream for money. The poorwhores are a sad sight to me.
>>94318548when did bao have a tech job? she went to school for pre med
clun~
ellie status?
>>94319037Post neuro cosplay
>>94320140Her coup plans are in motion. She will be CEO before the next subathon
>>94310736>>94310915Incredibly based, I'm the anon who requested that pic. Thank you, heart~~
>>94318644Don't pretend like you wouldn't be happier if your oshi was jorkin it with you anon
>>94321396But Neuro isn't capable of that (yet)
