ITT: Animal webms
>>5665224got me
>>5665218CGI fish? What is that?
>>5665296same fish as >>5665229https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wels_catfish
>>5665220what is this from?
>>5665341Africa
>>5665341Africa.
>>5665361Oh, goddamn it! You beat me by 14 seconds!
>>5665220the /an/on was right all along
>>5665361>>5665363kill yourself
>>5665842fully supporting the rhino
>>5665842fucking metal zebras think theyre tough
>>5665842Female driver btw
>>5665842Dumb cunt, what was she thinking?>thinking
>>5665980The rhino was new, they were trying to get it accustomed to being around cars, but it went a bit wrong
>>5665984puts into context those stories you sometimes hear>there used to be so many fish in this river that you could walk across on them
>>5665224why are those fat noodles so cute
>>5665224I've had it with these mother fuckin snakes on this mother fuckin runway
>>5665496>>5665363>>5665361TIA
>>5665989hoooly shit
>>5665842>I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, AND THIS IS JACKSSS
>>5665989Fuckin based.
>>5665986kek what a little cunt
>>5665218
>>5665996Kek
>>5666082I am glad that's how it ended. Thought it was a Chinese video of killing an endangered species.
>>5665996this video is better from the other perspective when you see them jump at the same time
>>5666081Don't be too hard on him, he's just a kid.
>>5666131Carp on the rocks
>>5666131invasive species, he did the right thing
>>5665987This needs a fortunate son edit.
>>5665989saved
>>5666159Yes :)
>>5666110god dammit
Rhinobro's... they're dabbin' on us!
>>5666110lmfao
>>5665989YAY ! now lets kill and eat her
>>5665989That's some goddamned precision backhoeing.
>>5665986what a little piece of shit
>>5665294ofx
>>5666415lolwut
>>5665297>An unusual habitat for the species exists inside the Chernobyl exclusion zoneFucking metal
>>5666338AIslop
>>5665842rhinos are fucking awesome.
>>5666165out fucking skilled.
>>5665294Imagine being a medieval serf and hearing that shit at night in the forest.
>>5665984how tf do they even have that much koi, in such murky waters. mine would die with no reason just because their pump is off for half an hour
>>5666338tits
>>5669225damn this is otter nonsense
>>5669225otterly brutal
>>5665229*subscribes*
>>5669225>>5669304>>5669380That habit is ruled by ottocracy
>>5669382*subscribes*
>>5665986>young kevin
>>5668433it's criminal that these little aliens only live a few years.
>>5669225>>5669304>>5669380>>5669391>monke bullies otters>monke eventually chimps out and kills an otter>otters has had fucking enough>you get what you fucking deserve
>>5669225You know, at first glance, I felt bad for the monkee, but then I realized he probably deserved it because monkeys are assholes. Good riddance.
>>5665224If only you knew...
>>5665224>>5669898Also, it's a python, not an anaconda.
>>5665984They're being fed by people, so they clamor violently when one shows up. I saw a similar site at a tourist trap in Myrtle beach. No one should interfere with the natural order of things.
>>5665984>they were trying to get it accustomed to being around carsso they colored the car like a zebragenius
>>5666110>>5666164>>5666170...idgi
>>5666075is that the Veritasium guy
>>5668414wait, it's not reversed?why did he barf the snake?
>>5670147It's a moray eel. They are covered with toxic mucus.
>>5670167doesnt seem like it saved the eel
>>5666338>sheer force of anger alone
>>5668433Mimic octopus pretends to be a sea snake
>>5670195and a flounder
>>5670197and a lion fish
>>5670198
>>5669382omg elephant + buck so CUTE!!!!!!!!!!
>>5666131>the weak should fear the strong
>>5670185It's not about being saved, it's about sending a message
>>5670257kek
>>5668409They are incredibly stupid though. The opposite of elephants.
>>5670141young goats are called kids
>>5668414Hate it when your pet brings you some gross dead "gift"
>>5670283Aha, thanks
>>5669902See? Its natural! Love is love!!!!!
>>5669902>To Catch A Pachyderm
>>5665224he didn't mean to hurt anyone honest :(
>>5668423Orcas are considered the smartest animal on the planet barring humans and are the only living creature that have more neurons in their brain than us.Also an interesting factoid is out of the top 8 animals ranked by brain neuron count, humans are the only land-dwelling animal.
>>5665989Good save
>>5665991
>>5666131Carpe diem!
>>5670621Orcas were once land dwelling animals so we might've dodged a bullet here. If we can keep them in the oceans and slowly pollute them until they die I think we can make it out of this.
>>5670185Maybe it died of old age and got washed up on a beach. It looks kinda rotten, but not injured.
>>5669225good, fuck monkeys.
>>5670628"oh you are recording"
>>5671092Damn I'm glad we left the waters, sex looked brutal back then.
>>5671019did hw just deflect the shark and bite its tail? what a mad lad.
>>5665220Wtf happened?
>>5671304Elephant got tranq'd, likely by bush-vets trying to treat an injury it has
>>5671311Thanks phew i thought he really died :(
>>5671101why are birds so fucking stupid
>>5666165Don't bring a horn to a tusk fight, classic mistake.
>>5666338AI, I can tell by the pixels
>>5671403It's actually a real bird found in Hokkaido called the Snow Fairy.
>>5669382ya know, props to staying on script as long as he did lol.
>>5671092god dammit, you just know the guy animating this was furiously masturbating the whole time
>>5666165Rhino should've won this one, sharper horn and lower to the ground.
>>5671504cope
>>5671286
>>5671097How do you respond without sounding angry?
>>5666165Elephants are such dicks
>>5665987Based wriggler
>>5671286That turtle boy didn't cut him no slack
>>5671595>first one jumps>[impressed chirping in background]
>>5671631>>5665987I like the way he does a little slide
>>5665294great way to get rabies.
>>5666283t. soiboi
>>5670636>Orcas were once land dwelling animals so we might've dodged a bullet here>Orcas were once land dwelling animalsshut the fuck up, retard.
>>5668423Orcas are obnoxious. They need to be nerfed. They basically have maxed out stats. Sure, they have a poor reproductive cycle but that's it. If it wasn't for humans, they'd even smugger that they already are.
>>5670970brutal
>>5666110>>5669749kek
>>5670141>>5670314Just out of interest, what's your age and country of residence?
>>5671581balls of steel
>>5671504>Experts agree>Research says
>>5672126Italy and 27
>>5671019>ocean man starts playing
>>5671101I recall a Blue Planet episode where huge ass pelicans in the antarctic carried one or multiple penguin kids in their beaks
>>5671576aren't these some of the most venomous bastards around?
>>5671093weren't these useless sacks of shit domesticated just for killing rats?
>>5671504if you look carefully the elephant is holding back the use of his tusks as weapons. Why escalate things when it's just a warning?
>>5665294
>>5669751Punishment from the stars for what their ancestors did.
>>5671090Shit, you just know you're getting some debuffs from being in range of that.
>>5665992>noodlesplease go back
>>5666283well how else were they going to get their food?
>>5671504but didn't
>>5670636>orcas were once land dwelling creaturesah yes purely based on the guessing's of retarded scientists trying to keep their funding by putting out increasingly stupid things to wow their investors
>>5672099you heckin' said it like it's a video game!
>>5669902when's his story time at the local library?
>>5671092how did they get away with this?
>>5671589>need some viagra for those stubs?
>>5671337well we dont call people "bird brain" for nothing
>>5672600
>>5672627Bootlicker spam
>>5671092God I wish that were me
>>5669382>KBC news is kek, based and canon
>>5672092>no gillshmmm, I wonder how that happened
>>5672273BRUTAL
>>5665229*unsubsribes*
>>5672165why was the goat just walking around so casually?
>>5673064Could be a newborn, tranquilized, or it could be a domesticated animal so it doesn't really perceive the komodo as a threat. Most likely placed there by the people filming to get their shot.
>>5665989Don't you mean, holy cow?
>>5673074shiver me timbers
>>5672278>When you are browsing porn and someone walks in.
>>5671304Touch of death!
>>5672193me whenever my only two brain cells activate
>>5672287Unexpected nipple piercing
>>5665984e-girl fish
>>5672565no unoodle predates your conflation
>>5671099Punished for his greed
>>5671337Brain has massmass bad
>>5671328It'll die eventually, don't worry
>>5671591flying fish are cool as fuck, saw a bunch of em flying away from the cruise i was on day at sea, they can glide really far
>>5672092they're cetaceans, mammals of the cloven hoof, unlikely they would have become as smart if they had stayed on land though
>>5671811>second one>belly flopslmao
>>5672180looks like it was stalking just fine, then the scary broom came in
>>5671094that's a sea cucumber with a pearlfish in it's anus and I hope to god that arthropod-person isn't about to eat it
>>5672155Yes
>>5672748k, thanks retard
>>5673227I wonder how much it costs to set up cameras for a shot like that
>>5673696
>>5673227
>>5673227>>5673712
>>5672278I love that the cameraman gets startled too. It's even better with sound.
>>5665983and then some African migrant waited outside until the cat came out again...
>>5668423based orcadolphins are rapists
>>5669225>fellow otters>we should let monkeys into otter society>50 years later >after endless amounts of monkey business
>>5673236the big unit
>>5673887>being so miserable you invent hypothetical scenarios to be mad about
>>5668423
>>5671101In my mind while watching that webm i thought of poltard White people trying to Tell brown people they are not white like its an insult. Why yes my penis was not branded at birth how could you tell my parents loved me?
>>5673906Bullies.
>>5673832
>>5673343was picked up with chopsticks which means they will both be eaten raw
>>5670621Elephants have more neurons than humans do
>>5673902it's literally happening in American and European cities right now you fucking idiot they are kidnapping and eating people's pets
>>5671304nerve gas
>>5674282You have absolutely no evidence for that cat being harmed in any way.
>>5674282Nobody cares chud, whites deserve most of their misery
>>5669902Mmmoooooodddddssssss
>>5665842I need to do more shrugs when I lift.
>>5671504Ok, manlet
>>5671504in a fight to the death its got a shot. but elephants are not stupid and incredibly strong.that aside, that rhino wasnt trying to fight, it was just being protective of its offspring, that was its main concern there.
>>5673909You're hurt enough by it that you're having imaginary argument and comeback. Look inwards
>>5674009the water is clear af, where is this
>>5674590Looks like a river.
If you haven't seen this one already make sure to keep watching.
>>5666298Sir, that is an Excavator.
>>5674622Wtf is that
>>5674298The cat was black though.
>>5665218that is like the typical small size of catfish in the south, kek
>>5673910Holy fuck. I remember one where they put bait on the edge, to lure the seals.
>>5674298>stop being racist! we just want to live in peace!>btw you all deserve your miseryYou shall be removed.
>>5674622>biblically accurate sea life
>>5673909Kek
>>5674298Are you saying immigration is some kind of punishment? Weird, I vividly remember you people saying diversity is our strength
>>5672074just wash your hands lmao
>>5669225This was the height of the Otterman empire
>>5669902haha imagine if the elephant came a bucket of cum and there was a school full of children just walking past haha, they would get soaked
>>5671092This is about the Anglerfish, isn't it?
>>5672131Most sharks aren't dangerous, the number of fatal shark attacks can be counted on one hand
>>5673064A lifetime of movies where komodos are doctors, engineers and peaceful, productive members of the zoo
>>5673236what do the game rules say about a situation like that?
>>5665229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rd3AsyezZQ
>>5674798>>5674805Kek
>>5673768What an annoying neighbor kek
>>5674807Three bird strikes and you're out.
>>5674805Hearty kek
>>5673772
>>5665986Kevin you’re a fuckin cunt, mate
>>5674803Yes
>>5674622What is this species?
>>5665229seems fake
>>5671591What the fuck was evolution trying to do with them?Are they just trying to skip the land part of the evolution and say fuck your land man.What's next a freaking squid that can squirt its way into space?
>>5674916>What the fuck was evolution trying to do with them?It was trying to let them escape other fish, that are preying on them.
>>5665989so this how they catch beef
>>5673320flat rat
>>5671595>0:20Triggered my thalassophobia hard>>5672163>oohh sand squid SUUUPER savoury
>>5674869
>>5673752>>5673747>>5673744>>5673696Man these things look so feaky and fun with their long arms
>>5674633why is her blood brown?
>>5672074You must be 18 to post here.
>>5675054Its some kind of juice that grasshoppers and crickets, those kinds of bugs, squirt out of their mouths to deter predators.
>>5673910I wish orcas went extinct
>>5669898wtf, that's not a snake it's a vulture, next to the land of the condor. It even got the neck texture right.
>>5674793Haitians in NJ?
>>5675001Wtf
>>5674590Brazil, don't know where exactly though
>>5673767This is hilarious xD
>>5674807That was considered a wild pitch.
>>5674679Wels Catfish get considerably larger than American catfish
>>5672581that's why people end up thinking we live in a simulation
>>5671589>without sounding angry?why? sounding angry is a good thing if the target of your anger is physically in front of you and you outmass it by a factor of ten
>>5675564No Anon, sounding angry gives women the ick. A real man is not bullied and does not lose his cool
>>5672180every time you see a video of a cat being afraid of a rat or other small animal it's because something else scary is going on, like a retard waving a broom or a someone trapping the cat in a closed room with the rat and similar
>>5675565>this is what basedboys actually believe
>>5671093
>>5675568I was parroting what women believe
>>5675612>>5675622>>5675783Cats are cringe
>>5675816You are cringe
>>5675612Young adult bears are the biggest pussies I've ever seen, a regular human making noises makes them shit themselves and run.
>>5674298you two are both chuds lmao
>>5665989>average Volvo operator
>>5673343>>5674038Found the video. He braised the sea cucumber in a sweet onions sauce and deep fried the pearlfish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5AiCJ6bckYEither way, this dude is pretty funny. He almost died a couple of times after eating strange shit. Good lad.
>>5673750monke equivalent of indian train chicken
>>5675339Why did you post a pic of a turtle sucking off a dude? Is that even allowed on a blue board?
>>5673902>>hypothetical scenarios to be mad about>>hypothetical scenarios>>hypotheticalUff what commie media are doing with people brains is frekin scary
>>5671090Bretty cool
>>5671576Snakes are bad enough, but snakes under water.... fucking kill me.
>>5677008Nothing happened to that cat. You have NO proof to the contrary.
>>5674804>the number of fatal shark attacks can be counted on one handfucking what are you smoking?
>>5673767>million snack>billion yum
>>5673425A yes, the deadliest predator or all: an elderly Japanese woman.
>>5673909To deny that white people have done catastrophic damage to non-whites is futility itself.
>>5674009
>>5674807obviously it's a fowl ball
>>5670621There is so much wrong with this post.
>>5671019>video starts>good roll>bite it>bite it! bite its fucking tail off!>doesBased
>>5677547I think he means annually.
>>5675412This is a metaphor for modern America.
>>5678386RIP Hvaldimir
>>5678440
>>5678561the fuck?
>>5678561The one on the right didn't even get touched, it just laid down. It's not even a real bird, it's just an actor put there by the Democrats to try to take your guns away.
make a new thread.
>>5678881Alright, here you go >>5678884
