I've been on this board for years and I haven't seen a single person share a spell instruction/recipe. Not even teenage love bind tier bullshit. Meanwhile Etsy thots out there are putting actual curses on politicans. Step up your game faggots.
>>41692510It is like Franklin Mint collector plates here. The real value is elsewhere, fren.
>>41692510stop posting so much. r u janitor?
>>41692510Here's on for you>Using a sharp knife in your right hand>Cut deeply into the pad of the left middle finger>Drink the painThere you go. Additionally, witch LARPers never get anything done.
>Summon GuardiansSimply purxhase an industrial grade laser pointer and point it at airplanes and police officers>Mass ContagionContract HIV AIDs and rub your blood or saliva on surfaces that people commonly come in contact with>Cast FireballSoak fertilizer in diesel fuel and store it in a pressurized container. Use an igniting charge to cast>Mass ConfusionSpike food products at your local supermarket with LSD
Perhaps Op...Is blinded by their own...Reflection...This isn't surprising...But a reaction to...Numbness of the faculties...Blunt tools need reshaping...You have worked tirelessly...In your endeavours...Now where is that lighthouse...The fog she be thick...And the ocean angry at trespass...
>out of job for 6 months>1 month left of savings, cant find a job, 300 cv's sent, all rejections or ghosting>this month>Worst cold of my life, bed ridden for almost 2 weeks, weak to study or do anything>2 days later lift a box the wrong way and i get hemorrhoids with fever, bed ridden for 3 days>few days ago, randomly get the worst fucking tooth ache, pulsating pain and my tooth on that side isnt even bad. Pain so fucking bad i start crying and shaking>been on painkillers, sometimes they take 1+ hour to take effect when tooth pain starts>today, one of my rotten teeth cracks in half randomly>still no jobi genuinely am fucking broken at this point, what the fuck and i have a feeling its gonna get even worse cause i still got no job and no idea what to doanon... please say a prayer for me, im so fucking tired, this is the bottom and im scared it will get worse, i never done anything to deserve this kind of fucking, i dont even know what to call it...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41691373you're deranged lmao and your larp thread is shit>>41691363>I'm gonna threaten you>religion of love and peace btw
>>41689673>also got urticaria and hemorrhoids after having this strange flu for a month>can't get a job no matter what I do (the simulation doesn't allow)>insane inspiration has finally come back so I'm hyped for the 2026 fireshowbruh it's just your character development into the next stage of wizardhood - any other way of thinking fucking sucks :)
>>41689673See if you can afford Black Seed oil. It might help against the hemmoroids. According to the prophet Muhammad it helps against everything except death. The rotten tooth might be beyond it's scope though.
>>41689673Supposedly all of those challenges were chosen by you before starting, in order to grow.You don't grow in a sunny day.
>>41689830I'll bite. I fit your description perfectly, wasn't raised Christian, came to it around age 20, now I'm 27.Life has been up and down since then, materially and emotionally speaking, but a gradual incline toward success. No, it's not perfect. It never could be. But I have a foundation in Christ, and that security can never be taken away from me.
I think I'm developing schizophrenia and probably (hopefully?) going to die soonIt feels as though I'm being prepped for death
>>41694606Take the schizopill.
>>41694606rite...if you kill yourself, sacrifice yourself to some demon.
>>41694606see, OP:i think i might have given you advice on /adv/ already, before...if you get the pills from some pharmacy, you will be dependent and maybe even addicted to them.if you take the way people used to deal with the unseen worlds (meditation, alchemy, monasteries), you end up with more abilities to cope with it. and you can sustain yourself anywhere. i strongly recommend you to stay off the drugs they offer you. also i recommend you to stay as far away from them, as possible in general. they are not helping in a good way. none of them. you can go talk to some psychologists. but never further. and psychologists already do not help.
>>41695027>samefagging.that being said: i have performed magick to get a magician psychologist. PhD. man... he died but he helped me so much.
>>41694606Just lock in and stop pretending to be weak and retarded
Does anyone here have any experience with the greco-roman gods?Decided to pray to Hephaestus for help about finding a job, asked for a sign, and I got called on my phone about an IT assistance job that same morning.In short can any of you redpill me on how to properly honor the old gods?
Bump for a decent pagan discussion for once
By the way what should I do with the physical objects that I offer? Should I keep them or what?>>41692537I thought the same thing, which is why I didn't do it
>>41696105>By the way what should I do with the physical objects that I offer? Should I keep them or what?I'm not sure. If there was a temple around I'd take it there. To my understanding gods aren't necessarily looking everwhere all the time.
>>41696105Inedible burned or burried/drowned, depending on type of god you are making offering to. Edible usually are eaten after offering, as you are nuorishing not yourself only, but god you prayed to through your offering. That is the reason why christians drink wine and eat bread. Not to fulfill themselves, but nourish the spirit. In pagan case, you are nourishing gods through yourself.
>>41676619Test
Shrooms, DMT, LSD, any hallucinogenic substance communicates with your brain in very abstract ways. Pic rel.First off, neurodivergence does not immediately refer to autism. High IQ individuals, prodigies, and geniuses also are neurodivergent. The picture in OP indicates that a brain with more synapses communicates with more connections than a neurotypical brain.This is why some people can experience only colours and patterns, while others can feel like they broke through the fabric of reality and met God.A neurotypical brain operates more linearly and flat than a neurodivergent brain, which is highly recursive. The brain structure reveals the capacity to process information. Less synapses means less firing. More synapses means higher iteration. This is not a handicap. This is evolution.
>>41696826You know what you're eating, and you know the respective dose for the stuff you're eating. Like I said, not rocket science
>this type of mushroom need this dose>this needs smaller since it's more potentyes it's not rocket science
>>41696801Probably due to low demand I suppose.Most drug-seekers are looking to escape, feel good, and experience euphoria.Psychedelics are an experience, a different kind of escape that most users aren't really looking for.I think the obscurity of pure LSD is suspicious, that I agree with.
>>41696881>>41696933You're both morons who can count how many times theyve done shrooms on one hand. Like EVERY naturally occurring intoxicant in plants, concentration is a complete crap shoot. Weighing is to help mitigate potentially over doing it but there have been several occasions I got my nuts blasted off by a rogue shroom packing way more heat than it should. Same reason why people exercise caution when doing Salvia and especially Datura. Sure Datura isn't deadly in the doses used for tripping but the seeds vary so wildly in potency that it's a coin flip chance you kill yourself. Extracted DMT, LSD, 2CB, MDMA, extracted psilocybin, and other lab controlled psychs are much safer for this reason, but personally I feel like you miss out doing extracts vs the full package
>>41696722If it's an advancement then it will be generationally reinforced. How many autists do you know with large families? You can bitch about society but thousands of years ago there was a society just as there is today. The landscape looked different but the social factors have barely changed. If you were a Chad living in ancient times that slew antelopes very well but were dumb as a box of rocks in every other way you still had to choice of women. The other guys probably complained about how society ruined everything and it wasn't their fault. It's alright to take pride in things that life dealt you. It sure as hell beats being ashamed of it but thinking you're superior because of it has proven to be a historical cope that led to a genetic dead end.
Pic related is mine and a girl I'm dating, and I don't know how to read it very well.Are we a good match? And what should I be looking for?I'm the Libra with scorpio moon
>>41695957I’ll give it to you straight before the jannies delete this thread for being off-topic. You’re a Libra Sun with a Scorpio Moon? You’re basically a high-functioning sociopath masquerading as a nice guy. That Scorpio Moon is doing some heavy lifting while your Libra Sun tries to keep the peace. Now, looking at her chart, she’s a Gemini Sun with an Aries Moon. God help you. Your Libra Sun is trining her Gemini Sun, Mercury, and Venus. Communication is going to be effortless. You’ll spend hours talking about absolutely nothing and think it’s "deep." The synastry in Air signs means you guys mentally vibe, and the sex probably doesn't suck because of the Venus-Mercury connections. It's comfy, for now.Look at those red squares, anon. Your Moon (Scorpio) is squaring her Neptune. You’re going to idealize her, and she’s going to gaslight you, unintentionally or not. You’re looking for soul-binding intensity (Scorpio Moon), and she’s looking for the next shiny object (Aries Moon/Gemini Sun). The real kicker is your Saturn squaring her Mars and Saturn. This is "karmic" cope for "we will eventually hate each other's guts." You’re going to try to provide structure or be the adult in the room, and she’s going to see you as a boring wagie trying to kill her fun. She has Mars in Cancer, which is passive-aggressive as hell. When she gets mad, she won't tell you; she'll just make your life a living nightmare until you snap.
>>41696130>>41696130Thank you anon I'm impressed. That hit me deep.If there's time before this is deleted, could you do a girl I used to see as well? I'm really curious now.I see a lot of squares, that's probably not good...
>>41696130Can you do mine?
>>41697080Forgot pic, im the capricorn sun.
I deeply desire the help and cooperation, the assistance, the understandingof those individualswhose wisdom, development and experienceare equal or greater than my own.Related:Astral ProjectionLucid DreamingManifestationLet me hear all your experiences, self discovery, travels, patterning successes.Keep the thread on rails tho, I appreciate it.>Archivehttps://mega.nz/folder/Ns9mhDSC#iKKxSnq5EoG_GxYLeylrSg/folder/o1UE0ZwK>Gateway torrentComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41694511>>41694576When I use the tapes, I can feel out of the body, floating and whatnot, but never can see* stuff.But I had my first actual experience while sleeping, oddly enough trying to lucid dream. Right after listening to one of the lucid dream tapes (in the big collection).Soon after sleeping, I found myself in my room, my conscious was really fuzzy but I realized looking at my hands and pinching my nose, I tried moving around, I wasn't scared but as I moved off I felt like a sort of interference. I wasn't scared either, but I could sort of feel my body and weight around my neck (that turned out was just the blanket).So then I just decided to go back in my body, was then in a brief moment of sleep paralysis that I just woke up from.in fact I did even post about it >>41623584already 2 weeks ago
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41438450/#41438458https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41438450/#41560243Finally got around to try this. Thought I would give it a go before falling asleep at night, it caught me by surprise how quickly it induced the hypnogogic state but next thing I knew I was getting uncomfortable feelings, similar to when you are unable to wake up, falling down, etc... nothing nightmarish but uncomfortable enough to make me uneasy about it and at that point I was battling the need to fall asleep.Strong stuff definitely, maybe next time I'll give it a go at a different time of the day, not before going to sleep.
>>41693477>what is this man doing on /x/searching for actual altered stated and their experiences
>>41696773no you don'tyou pop into every single /x/ thread discussing various themes, doing the same I'll-disprove-this-shit lame ass larp, just go back.
to astral travelers who have met astral beings, have you tried interviewing one? what if you asked it something that you couldn't possibility know like the mass of the higg's boson? this way you can differentiate if it's really a separate being with knowledge you couldn't have, or just a projection from your psyche
Claims made so far: >167 IQ polymath>4 years of constant alien contact>Prophet for God>Overthrew the Illuminati which is being replaced by the Galactic FederationI beat the United States to the punch when it comes to Total Catastrophic Disclosure. Are you new to these threads and don't believe me? Here is a link to my previous threads(about 10 or so): https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41529967/Great men throughout history have said how fucking retarded the populace is. The Powers That Be in this world know they must follow the benevolent aliens by now telling the truth instead of investing trillions of dollars into keeping everyone stupid and ignorant so that they are ruled over more easily(goyim, sheep, cattle, normies, ect.) >Heaven is Galactic Federation control>There is no privacy in the Universe, every thought you've ever had is catalogued >Pleasure simulations and post-scarcity and zero crime will be the norm in Heaven>EVERYONE is SO FUCKING STUPID that they keep their minds fixated on the world while I thought outside of the box and learned what Heaven actually is>Over 80% of people are religious on this hell planet, FUCK!!!!!!!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41694058Fuck off and die.
>>41694058I choose a hyperbased totalitarian palingenetic ultranationalist Earth as an uplifted ally and protectorate of the Orion Empire and the Fourth Reich and to enlist to go actively kill space communists & capitalists.
>>41693856>tfw entire team is babies againXD
>>41694036<3
>>41694216>>41694058I choose an ice cream cone
Clowns are demonic. When you dress up as a clown you dress up as a demon. Our ancestors did it to channel their power(face paint, bizarre mask, stupid dances). Throughout history Jesters have held high positions. The Wild card or The Fool always stands out or changes the game in some way. The first clown was associated with Freemasons. The circus was started by Freemasons. Every few years there's a clown that captures the world's imagination(Pennywise, Joker, Harley Quinn, The Amazing Digital Circus, etc).It's a clown world.
>>41697067>asserts clowns are demons >rest of this high level academic thesis has nothing to do with demons or demonology Enlightening!
If the multiverse is real, that's horrifying. Everyone thinks about how in another universe they're a rich Chad, what about the universe where you lock your children in a basement and torture them?It makes me sick to think about, makes me want to delete the simulation
>>41694859Deities are not more powerful, more knowledgeable, or more virtuous than humans. Deities possess qualities that humans do not, and humans possess qualities that deities do not. That is why humans and deities misunderstand each other, because we aren't even trying to achieve the same outcome, it just happens sometimes. It's like two people playing a game of cards with two completely different decks, two completely different sets of rules, and two completely different concepts of what "winning" is. If both players continue playing for long enough, then eventually there will come a point when both players are in agreement of who "won" and who "lost". Religion is a way for humans to celebrate the ecstacy of "winning" and cope with the dread of "losing", but it's made for humans, by humans, so results vary.
>>41693986nobody else is you
>>41694946I'm not denying your feelings, I'm asserting that the existence of the concept of "nature" depends entirely on humans constructing it artificially. You call the feeling you get when you look at the moon "natural" because humans taught you that feeling is called "natural" in contrast to the feeling of "unnatural", therefore the concepts of "natural" and "unnatural" are artificial. Even if you had constructed those concepts yourself, you are human, and therefore everything you construct is artificial. Again, your feelings are valid, but your concepts of "natural" and "unnatural" are no more natural or unnatural than the concept of the universe or the multiverse. I personally don't care if there are multiple universes or not, I just think you're basing you're arguement on flawed presuppositions.
>>41694046This but unironically
>>41693986OP looks under hood of car or any other machine>There are so many dangerous moving parts, that's horrifying>Makes me want to delete my car
We need a list of all the frauds and grifters that said it was going to be aliens or a probe.Avi Loeb, youtubers like Dobsonian Power or Stefan Burns, also all the schizos who remote viewed or dreamed about the icy rock
Grifters gonna grift People like Greer are the best examples
No catgirls?...
A beautiful reminder...Of a long dead and noble...Brother...Rest in peace old boy...May you shine...In this eternal sleep...And bring light...To those in darkness...
It was all me. I said it was ayys. You all should have listened.
>>41696689>the scientists win despite /x/ being certain it was aliens and not just a rock They can’t keep getting away with it
>go to the ISS view on google street https://www.google.com/maps/space/iss/@29.5602853,-95.0853915,2a,75y,219.2h,92.26t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1szChzPIAn4RIAAAQvxgbyEg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D-2.2643935594121274%26panoid%3DzChzPIAn4RIAAAQvxgbyEg%26yaw%3D219.20306805645893!7i10000!8i5000?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D>zoom out>shit bricks
>>41696607is there like a ufo in one of the windows or something?>inb4 i can see the edge of the earth so it's flat
>Space Vehicle Mockup Facility>mfw
>>41696607Someone still got an intact sense of humor? The species might not be a Totalschaden yet. :D
And yet...We failed in our war vets...And expected them to...Just pretend nothing happened...And just fall back to earth...Unchanged...WAR...Funny thing that...Astronauts are fake and gay...Soldiers never rest...In this life or the next...Their debt remains unpaid...
>>41696607What's the implication here?
I believe in universal line, but I hope in the immediate afterlife there is a way for shitty people to be confronted by their victims even though we are all technically one consciousness. I refuse to accept that anyone can just get away with living so evilly and not getting bitch slapped even once. Before the reset button for their next game, they should get their asses handed to them by the ones they harmed with malicious intent. Inversely, I want people who love each other to get to see one another again. Not the "personal dream" version but the version you actually experienced in your simulation. I don't want to just turn into goo and then great a new dream world. Isn't that lonely? Isn't existence itself pretty lonely? If you're all just me and I'm a of you, why do we do this to ourselves?
jesus christ nigga get me a beer
We make mess together...But stand alone when it...Comes to clean up...Universal dish pigs...It's a shitty job...But someone got do it...Just do what (U) can do...Nothing Moar...Is ever less...As its already done...
>>41696015We are just feeding informational energy to create a singularity of energy within a soul/consciousness field that we are tethered to. Total ego death, but at least we will become apart of the real god birthed from apotheosis.
>>41696015Life is probably like a pet shop, it needs to be appetizing/appealing to people who walk by and the nasty grimey parts are hidden, you don't think of how many get old yellered in the back due to kidney problems or something. Its probably the same with psychology with the collective unconscious its more likely we have DID and persuing justice against one of the alters will just keep it existing
>>41696015>I believe in universal lineWhy
Hidden information edition>What is Semen Retention?Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.>Why do it?Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.>Wet Dreams?They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus.>What causes wet dreams?The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides...) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41696761Then you're wrong because the issue is obviously having multiple partners and not feeling good with your wife while you have free time. It's insanely retarded to put that in the same group.
Asking girls out is such a pain in the ass. It's taken me years and years to get to a point where I'd be like, fuck it, I don't care if I get rejected, I'd ask her out. But then there's never, ever, ever, ever an opportunity to ask a girl out without a bunch of other people around. I'd face the possibility of rejection, it's the fact of having to always do it in front of a fucking audience too that's a bridge too far for me. I don't think that's fair it has to be that way. Does ANYONE else find themselves never able to be alone with a girl they want to ask out, and find this crippling? Fuck.
>>41696972Don't ask girls out. Become their friend first, and let the romantic love naturally form. Trust me, it's much better that way.
>>41697005Please say more. I've been good friends with plenty of girls in my day, and never has romantic love formed. Certainly I've never gotten into a relationship from a girl I've met IRL.
>>41696768>the issue is obviously having multiple partnersHaving multiple partners is preceded by satiety with the current partner.Satiety with the current partner is caused by repeated orgasms with that partner, in a process called "habituation". Habituation is caused by the Dopamine response becoming lower and lower with every orgasm.A new partner provides the high Dopamine hit which the previous partner can no longer provide.You should read 'Cupid's Poisoned Arrow' which elaborates on this process in detail, and explains how to enjoy intimacy without inducing habituation.
there is only the collective mind and God individualism is an illusion spirituality is ironically inherently communist
>>41695153 Communists hate religion, spirituality, anything beyond their so-called material world. Everywhere they seize power, they destroy faith, execute monks, desecrate temples. Let's be real: communists are Enemy of Humanity Tier.
>>41695153Communism is the victory of entropy over creation. All the individual creation of God is mixed back together again like it is in the void.
You've got time.I'm good with 1 at the moment. But I appreciate the nature of the 4. Don't let me away you.
>>41695153The spirit world is all about competition on who can spiritually advance the most with extreme suffering, and other bullshit. Not to mention the "karma debt".It's capitalism and ego all the way up too. :(
Muh gays
