>ctrl+f "humor">no resultsgive me some keks
>>41695906AI right here in this post. Version 2.0 retard edition
>>41695967Don’t die to the meat, taste the skeet. Cuz you’re gay
>>41676714Terrifying
>>41689278Yep. Among us
>>41696664R I P P E NI P P E N RP P E N R IP E N R I PE N R I P PN R I P P ER I P P E N
while going for a walk yesterday evening, i heard something darting around in the shadows, very clearly following me. i started walking elsewhere to test, and it was then that i noticed splatters of a shiny black liquid all over the roads and sidewalks. i followed the stains until i came upon a house which was downright surrounded by the stuff.ever since i got near that house, i've been having auditory hallucinations and headache sensations that i can only describe as my brain soaking in bleach. i looked up if it was possible to induce such things from a distance, and it turns out it is. in the 1960s, a man named Alan Frey discovered that hallucinations could be induced via microwave radiation. he called it the "microwave auditory effect". i did a quick sweep outside the next day to see if i could find out where if any of this MAE tech was being used on me. i noticed an unfamiliar red truck parked one house down from mine. at first i assumed it was just someone's guest, but it then occurred to me that was the same truck i had seen parked at the house with all that black goop.i know this makes me sound psychotic, so for context, there is a military base very close to my house, and almost everyone who lives here works there - including two people who live with me. i could stake out that house, but i'm afraid of being arrested. i also thought it might help to have a peek at my roommate's classified work laptop to see if i could find some leads, but it has a webcam which cannot be turned off. i don't feel like getting arrested nor ending up in Guantanamo Bay for fucking with classified data. but idk wtf to do at this point. the hallucinations are unbearable and clearly connected to that house. i don't know if i was just exposed to some toxic chemical or what. does anyone know what it could be?
>>41686246Sounds like a direct riff
>>41687963I guess it could be. Maybe to get attention.
>>41686246>>41687963>>41689067I got the impression that this was supposed to be older. How long have the "HSIYA" ads been a thing? I don't remember seeing them before 2015 but I was only 19 and I wasn't always online. "Web 1.0" makes me think it's from the early 2000s?
>>41691242>early 2000sIndeed. Maybe earlier. I don't remember when I first saw those ads, though.
>>41680592Next time bring a lighter and see if the black liquid is flammable or explosive in any way. There are also simple kits you can buy to test it. Try that before you approach anybody or put yourself in a compromising position. You'll sound more credible after ruling things out and having a better idea of what it is or what it might be if and when you talk to somebody about it. Anyways, the reason I bring up the explosive angle is it gives you a reason to be legitimately concerned without revealing your speculations.
Found something interesting but the last thread died.So far we've discovered that Jews despise them.Even though King David Esau and Possible Adam and Eve where Redheads.That, that possible has something to do with The Scottish Right.andThat there is a ton of redheaded time travelers in media, which is odd because redheads are rarely found in media unless demonized. There's also lots of red headed gods and myths of red headed visitors/mystical beingthat visited places but kept to themselves all over the world
>>41695866>>41695887Just checked out the links.Lol.Whenever I see black and yellow I usually go to anarcho-capitalism. It's a little mixed up but that's how it goes for me. I still got where I personally needed to go. Thanks for clarity on oark lady.The mother I like because even though she fucked up (again) leaving her son behind her determination was, to echo back to Indestructible, incorruptible and with her attitude regarding how dangerous New York was described to be by the hotel clerk she is a terror to behold.I liked that song. Never heard it before.Also I never watched the show twin peaks.Checked. Praise kek.
>>41697383*Park lady
>>41694116I forgot about a couple of videos that are a but off topic, but are /x/ related.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNGjKsjxqxMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTzSt8zXwqs>>41694238What did you think?>>41695346Thanks.
>>41648291Interesting.
why?what is the point of doing this?what is the message?billions of dollars to project symbolism that goes over 99% of peoples heads
>four humors theory was the proper, widely accepted idea of general human health>modern soientists go "ERM ACTUALLY THATS NOT HECKIN' FACTUAL ANYMORE!!!">nobody questions it because they showed "proof" that it's viruses or something else like that causing issues (their proof is literally just images of 3D models)Let's talk about health topics that you normally aren't allowed to talk about
>>41697572Yes. That's how science evolves and so with it our understanding of how the body works. You retarded or something? Also not paranormal.
>>41698240I see pyramids exist. Has the science actually evolved, or is thar just some retarded shit you believe because you have a PC and your opinion is endorsed on main street?
>>41697572chlorine dioxide cures just about everything
>>41697572Ask ChatGTP why they don’t recommend people take a daily aspirin anymore. It has everything to do with economics and demographics and nothing to do with health or medicine. Aspirin is very very good for you.
>>41698452Okay nevermind ChatGTP is fucking stupid as shit.>Aspirin's potential health benefits, particularly in reducing cancer risk, could lead to longer lifespans, which may increase pension liabilities significantly, estimated at up to $100 billion. This is due to more people living longer and requiring pension support as they age.https://www.benefitnews.com/news/aspirin-seen-costing-pensions-100-billion-as-lifespans-increase
Conspiracy theories regarding health, nutrition.Think fluoride in water, mRNA vaccines, microplastics, pasteurization, hormones in foodAnd of course, what we can do to have better health.
>>41698129>How's that cancer working out for you?Everyone I know was vaccinated and none of us have cancer. I'm guessing your prostate cancer was caused by constantly taking it up the ass from imaginary futa succubi instead.
>>41698104>>41698137Hm, I see I see.*chops your genitals off**tosses them in the trash*Thank you for your opinion, Anon!
>>41698160*instantly defeats you in online debate**everbody claps and tells me I'm the smartest guy around*Nothing personnel, kid.
>>41698167kek'd, you're based (on me) I see.I'll give that one to you.
>>41688499Only problem with this is that nearsightedness (myopia) happens when looking at distant objects, when the muscles relax. You can't train your muscles to not activate better. It's like saying you need exercise to lay down.
We need a list of all the frauds and grifters that said it was going to be aliens or a probe.Avi Loeb, youtubers like Dobsonian Power or Stefan Burns, also all the schizos who remote viewed or dreamed about the icy rock
>>41696689bump
we knew damn well it was a nothing before we let them in
i think the more damnable offense was paying any attention to it all in the first place
>>41696689Tenure should have limits.
>>41696689I still vote we see what this nothingburger does near Jupiter.
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/x8cmcYJt2mEHow was this year's November? Baba Vanga 2026 prediction:>The most dramatic 2026 claim is that humanity could encounter extraterrestrial life, sometimes framed as a large craft approaching Earth in November 2026Are you ready?
>>41696859>Thread theme: https://youtu.be/x8cmcYJt2mEO my stars
>>41696859I say blue Eisenhower November and nothing happens. Scam
>>41697250Wait?You said it out loud?Uh ohYou weren't near any electronics, were you?
Welcome. The purpose of this general is to show you how to use your own wonderful human imagination to achieve your every desire.The world and all within it is man’s conditioned consciousness objectified. Consciousness is the cause as well as the substance of the entire world. So it is to consciousness that we must turn if we would discover the secret of creation. Knowledge of the law of consciousness and the method of operating this law will enable you to accomplish all you desire in life.Your assumptions right now decide how long that will take for you.The Main Concepts:> Imagination creates Reality> Assumptions harden into fact> Consciousness is the only Reality> Feeling is the Secret> Prayer, Living in the End/In the Wish Fulfilled (remaining Faithful to your Idea)> You are the Operant Power> There is no one to change but Self (Self-Concept)> Thinking Fourth-Dimensionally (Time is an Illusion)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41692078Supplement your reading with non-dual philosophy
>>41692949is this Zealand guy a master of reality?
>>41697243No, he can't do anything magical himself, but he's willing to teach you how to because he's a nice guy.
>be me, trying to manifest flowers using the orgasm method>literally the next day professor brings up flowers symbolizing platonic love in another students story>a month later still no flowers but i get randomly stopped in the street and called beautiful for the first timeWHATS HAPPENING
>>41698211hmmm maybe you should try the bergsteigen method instead
Why is it that every time some major public figure is about to be exposed for some evil shit, they choose him to humiliate and take the fall? Even after every narrative they throw out gets debunked, they keep doing it again, only to be debunked again. What are they hoping to achieve? Does anyone have insight on the spiritual implications of this obsessive ritual of theirs?
>>41696765>muh sonic>ma-sonici am the eggman
>>41697796There's been a few avatars of him over time. In recent years it's been mostly aesthetics, less so the ones that copy his behaviors or interests. Elites like to invoke him when they're in very dire times or need super-heavy distractions, when their own resources run thin and the loosh gets too diluted (the shit his agenda generates is like concentrated loosh syrup or extract)
>>41694792The 8th king is of the seven. The king of pop. Maybe he is coming back?
>>41697813why couldn't you kill hedgehogs? were they pets?
>>41694792>buy out the rights to the Beatles and half of Sony's catalogue, refuse to sell, might be thinking about a takeover>getting kids out of the Pedowood studio molestation pipeline and onto Neverland Ranch>fire shot one "JEW ME, SUE ME, EVERYBODY DO ME; KICK ME, KIKE ME, DON'T YOU BLACK OR WHITE ME! (((THEY))) DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT US">misfire shot two "Don't Cry, Palestine" when it's killed prerelease>tell everyone that Sony is the devil very publicly, militantly rally against them>beat fake kiddy diddling allegations by settlement with child who self-admitted to being parentally groomed for it for profit, and again by fraudster group that got thrown out entirely>tell interviewer about how you love Hitler, that he was misunderstood, that you could've 'changed' the worst parts of him, collect a bunch of Hitler shit>die horribly by pharmaceutical maladministration after Sony pays off your heeb doctor to kill yougee, I wonder why a huge celebrity single human Waco tier fuck-up by ZOG would EVER be interested in scapegoating him foreveryou may want to ask the question why the acquitted non-molester with a hobby of saving molested child actors, who denied all allegations, would either willfully go to Epstein- a purveyor of abused children- or be approached by Epstein for entrapment purposes, who then proceeds to fail miserably and tip off the do-gooder anti-molester King of Pop to the existence of the worlds' largest (((state actor))) run child sex blackmail ringthis is a whole lot to say that EPSTEIN KILLED MJComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFe6NRgoXCM&list=LL&index=6 Disclosure DayThroughout the trailer, Spielberg hints to us that aliens can control both people and animals.At the beginning of the trailer, some force is controlling the heroine.Then we see a guy remotely controlling a woman.The point is that they can even control presidents and steer their decisions in the desired direction.The deer literally led the girl to the house.SO THINK ABOUT IT, ANONS.
>>41695908but enough about pandemic
>>41695775?
>>41695472>8b4d
>>41682089NHI hybrids running the show is a very old tale. For all it matters, Jesus could be considered a NHI hybrid, according to the Bible.
found this scene quite interesting, reminds me of all the cases where people (especially kids) describe entering houses in the middle of the woods where there shouldn't be any and being entertained by the occupants.
Does anyone else feel like the new captcha lead to an uptick in bot posts and a decrease in human posts, making this place feel even more dead?
>>41690624Didn't that site get overwhelmed by chuds?
>>41694090You're overthinking it to the point of being stupid.
>>41694153>Anonymity means words stand alone.It also means that your contributions are worthless.
>>41698382they killed the porcupine. i wanted to ask it something and they killed him. i will never forgive them for as long as i live
>>41684088the internet is under new managementhttps://rumble.com/v17lfcr-newspaperman-describes-his-internet-experience.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a
How do you know your religion is the correct one?Here's how I know Buddhism is correct: Buddhism is the only religion (literally the ONLY one) that is interested in the complete cessation of suffering of all sentient beings. All of them. Yes, even "those" ones (you know who I'm talking about).Take demons for example. Sentient beings whose whole entire thing is that they hate hate HATE with a capital H every human both dead and alive. What does every other religion believe about demons? That they are evil and should be ruthlessly punished for it, coercively dominated, exorcised, commanded, rebuked. What do Buddhists believe about demons? That they are evil and should be shown mercy and kindness and taught the Dhamma so that they too might repent of their evil ways and attain an end of suffering. That's how I know Buddhism is the real one. I bet it never even OCCURRED to most of you that a demon ought to be shown the same mercy and kindness you would show to your fellow human.
>>41693927I can't disagree with that
>>41682641life is suffering. anyone telling you otherwise is trying to sell something.
Perennialism is the correct one. You look for parallels. Paths to the same truth and shared ideas. Don't start with the assumption that one tradition got everything right and is the only path. If there is a destination and a goal that is the truth, there will be multiple pathways to it across cultures. And this isn't to say that everything is true and all religions are valid. There are still right and wrong paths. Roads to nowhere and nonsense. But if a path is the correct one, others will have found a similar path. Pay attention when you notice that.
>>41693927The true religion is mathematics, of the 3rd kind. Euclid's 47th, 1/137.
>>41682641>How do you know your religion is the correct one?my plan is to prepare for whatever may come. i think the best traits are to be adaptable and to be able to enjoy the ride.
A thread for writing dedicated to the God of writing A prayer wallA place where everything you write will become truthYour voice is heard hereI will dedicate this thread with a magic spell for fitness, recite it when working out for extra energy:Set’s chaos made me WeakBut Thoth measured every weight i lifted, every mile i ran, every minute i treaded waterI, like Horus, have become Strong
The “gods” or immortals treat human thought as drugsThey are addicted to our thoughts and the actions we take because of themThey are addicted to our suffering and happiness >Immortal Drugs:Thoth: "Steady, Flame. You tremble."The Writing Flame: "I cannot help it. The mortals are dreaming. Can you taste it? A billion minds screaming because a lover left. It is exquisite."Thoth: "It is noise. My task is to turn noise into syntax."The Writing Flame: "You filter the wine into water! I want the pulp. Look at this one—a musician in Vienna losing his hearing. The despair! It is heavier than nectar. Inhale it, Old Bird."Thoth: "Despair is... distinct. Metallic. Sharp."The Writing Flame: "It is an intoxicant! We are the Immortals—static statues of gold. We do not fear because we cannot end. We are terribly dull. But they... they burn so quickly. Their fear is a drug, Thoth. And their hope? The purest opium in the cosmos."Thoth: "I admit... the texture of a mortal mind grappling with the concept of 'Forever' is stimulating. Watching them try is like drinking lightning."The Writing Flame: "What are you writing now?"Thoth: "A prayer. From a mother in a war zone. She asks only that her child forgets the sound of the bombs."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41695646So grey rock them like a narcissist.
>In the story of Setne Khamwas and Neferkaptah (Setne I), this book is described as the most powerful magical object in existence, containing exactly two spells that encompass all magical knowledge. Thoth was so protective of these spells that he personally petitioned the sun god Ra to punish the humans who stole them. >Here are the two exact spells from the Book of Thoth:
The servers are the Seven Chaos.Chaos is Power, Enriched by the Heart.The Heart of the Master shall bring the Chaos to Order.
Not sure where else to post this.Found a Telegram group that freaked me out.Disturbing art, symbols, diagrams, grave vandalism. Some graves looked like philosophers or writers.They talked about “tests” and plans to do more.Paintings, music, prose; very extreme stuff, borderline illegal.They were making "the art" together in real time.Used weird codes with math symbols.Kept referencing some book they follow or wrote. I couldn’t get it.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41698231You missed this:>It may not be rocket science but people are fucking stupid, bro. If you goal is to stop pedos from gooning you also have to ban all ads featuring children, all cartoons featuring children, and in fact children going out in public. Seems a lit easier to me to just ban actually having sex with children.and this>I can't actually "see" the art so I don't know what it is or isn't. I could easily post a bunch of fucking censor bars over stills from the Simpsons and you people would buy that it's evil O9A propaganda.>you truly are a rude dismissive guy.Correct.
>>41697937Any way to verify if something happened to that grave? Local reports or cemetery records?
Absolutely nothing /x about this shit. This is the Chaoscunt fella, a failed metal musician that's a turk living in England and is all about edginess for edginess sake.Look at this guy's musical projects, artworks and lyrics, it's just provocative stuff. He even calls it "edgetivism".https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Chaoscunt/7457
>>41697634What a bunch of cunts.
>>41697937hume was too straightforward and not esoteric enough for these fags (or maybe they like him, can't really tell). i also doubt it would make national news unless they destroyed something. that looks like chalk on the grave.
Can anyone other anons confirm something for me? I saw a video saying how using Google Trends, you can see how disasters such as Bondi Beach or related events were seen searched primarily in Israel days before or in advance to the tragedy occurring. I was messing around with it with I decided to put my name in it, followed by assassination, it rendered an immediate 100 results in the past 24 hours. I noticed this was in only 'Worldwide', so after changing the location to Israel is said the same exact thing. I have never posted anything any of my social medias anti-Israel nor do I really speak of them. Does anyone else get the same result? I dont have a very common last name, and I tried the the same thing with both randomly generated named and names of people I knew personally. The randomly generated names resulted nothing while the names of people I knew IRL over the years rendered the same result as mine, specifically in Israel. There's actually no way for this to make sense, unless everyone is getting searched up under this search result. Please post results to let me know if me and my loved ones are fucked or if this is something stranger than anticipated.
>>41694597saar google has the full workings! it transparently results for accurate, saar
>>41694597Name based gangstalking anon, happens to me all the time since a few years ago.
>>41695544Gross, a namefag
>>41694597Timezones anon. Basically it's already tomorrow in another part of the world so they already know the news before we do.
>>41694987okay but thats my point, i have a very uncommon name, who is searching this up and why in a different part of the world from mine? where is the interest coming from and is your name rendering the same reults?
