People are losing faith in this indoctrination.
>>41794552>mt. frying pan
Welcome to the Semen Retention General!"Getting it right." Edition>What is Semen Retention?Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.>Why do it?Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.>Wet Dreams?They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus.>What causes wet dreams?The causes are many: Illnesses, telepathic bad actors fucking with your dreams, excess energy build up, watching too much sexually-inducing stuff, lusting during the day, lack of an adequate transmutation activity, eating too late at night, excess nutrients overall, stimulants like maca, ginseng, ginger, excess protein, excess carbs, tight clothes (pajamas) for bedtime, bad sleeping posture (this varies, find the one that suits you best), going to bed with full bladder, exposure to hormonal disruptors via food (pesticides...) or body care products (soap, deodorant etc)...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41791448Some people use apple cider vinegar.
It's pretty clear there are shills and Jews here to demoralize us and get us off-track. My question is, why are there no such people on r/nofap?
Balls fuckin hurtin.
>>41793553Nice, when are you leaving?
just checking...is gapeanon still here?
A thread for writing dedicated to the God of writing A prayer wallA place where everything you write will become truthYour voice is heard hereI will dedicate this thread with a magic spell for fitness, recite it when working out for extra energy:Set’s chaos made me WeakBut Thoth measured every weight i lifted, every mile i ran, every minute i treaded waterI, like Horus, have become Strong
I had a vision of the future Hellish future Debates disagreements and the court of law were reduced to stripping two people naked and putting them in a extremely smooth room with a single two handed size rock inside And then i beat them to death naked with my bare hands and the rock was to finish them by smashing their head That was their concept of settlement?How so easily can beings deal with death? They thought it was sacred, death. They thought this was some nuanced way to settle things?! Such a terrible terrible concept, like someone who doesn’t understand because they will never experience it
>>41790336My feet were sticky with blood Every muscle quivered from near deathI didnt feel human
Why am i here? To experience such highs and lows such as love and lossDeath is such a terrifying spooky concept, why are we forced to suffer it? Dying is the one of two most significant moments in a beings life alongside being bornSo much trauma
>>41687228Hello Thoth. Been a while. Am I not still your student?
Last One Died To Soon >>41728271IXXI"9 Then he had another dream, and he told it to his brothers. “Listen,” he said, “I had another dream, and this time the sun and moon and eleven stars were bowing down to me.”"
Which chapter of space marines are the masons? https://youtu.be/HpeFETsERb4?si=WCx6uLO_Z3ZVkjDq
>>41762590What is hate?What is love?As below, so above?What is black?What is white?What is wrong, and what is right?What is a lie?What is truth?What is old, and what is youth?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>41790487How many aces does it take to fold a house of cards?Whatever suits the game.
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Welcome. The purpose of this general is to show you how to use your own wonderful human imagination to achieve your every desire.The world and all within it is man’s conditioned consciousness objectified. Consciousness is the cause as well as the substance of the entire world. So it is to consciousness that we must turn if we would discover the secret of creation. Knowledge of the law of consciousness and the method of operating this law will enable you to accomplish all you desire in life.Your assumptions right now decide how long that will take for you.The Main Concepts:> Imagination creates Reality> Assumptions harden into fact> Consciousness is the only Reality> Feeling is the Secret> Prayer, Living in the End/In the Wish Fulfilled (remaining Faithful to your Idea)> You are the Operant Power> There is no one to change but Self (Self-Concept)> Thinking Fourth-Dimensionally (Time is an Illusion)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Never had success with this on account of adhd+chronic procrastination, but I've ordered my mind a lot these last few months, so I'll try to focus on the idea of future me having sex with a cute girl. Hopefully that'll serve as a meditation to fix my concentration as well.
>>41791260Things are wonderful. My family easily helps everyone in need now and receives endless abundance in return. Things are better than ever and they continue to improve daily. Everyone who has ever helped me or my family is incredibly blessed and happy to see the immense wealth and endless happiness and success my family now enjoys
>>41791553yes it is.
>>41792629based things are wonderful pasta poster, may your things always be wonderful
I could use some advice for how to get my mind in a suggestible state. It happens too infrequently to be any help. It's like trying to cross a lake and only paddling when the moment strikes me.
Just got a video of a white orb flashing at me above Melbourne at 04:51 hours. The flash lasted for a single frame in the video but I also saw it with my eyes. I was already filming strange “satellites” when this flash occurred and was lucky enough to get it in my shot.The flash lasted a single frame - I was recording at 30fps so I have calculated the flash to have lasted roughly 33.3 milliseconds. No human can fake thisPic related is the frame where the flash was visible + zoomed in. Whatever this thing is it came out of literally nowhere in a dark sky directly above a city. The full vid is 16 mins long and has me filming other shit before the flash and then me reacting to the flash. I was watching the sky for hours tonight and only saw one flash, but I saw several other strange things over the course of the night that I didn’t get footage of, such as a white object zooming overhead at incredible speed, and lots of slow moving white objects at very very high altitude cruising in different directions. I am happy that I got this flash on camera. Does anyone know what is bright white, small and circular and would flash for 33.3 milliseconds in a single frame?I will try to convert the video of the flash to webm or gif also
enhanced capture
what the fuck are they
>>41794645our bros, the orbs
>>41794648who owns them
Hey /x/. I thought I share a way to protect yourself and your home.When you have to pee, don't use the toilet. Instead, go outside and do so along the boundaries of your property. You obviously won't be able to do so in one go, but after about 2 or 3 weeks, you should have covered the entirety of your domain. Congratulations! You have created a meta-physical "boundary" in which you have dominion over said space. Words have power. Consider 'marking your territory'. In the same vein as a dog, you have now successfully showcased to the wider world what is yours and others will now less likely come to harm you. Though do be careful. Some will view this as a flaunt of power and come to challenge you. So long as you stay within the confines of your area, they will be unable to do anything, as you have reinforced your will upon the plane of existance which is now yours to command. "Dare you enter my magical realm" was not an invitation, it was a threat.Also, circling your house, across doorways and windows, and around yourself with salt will also help.If you have anything you are able to contribute to the general safety of the board, please do so.
Also, () isn't a peace sign, but the Yr rune (ᛦ), symbolizing death or the underworld. Instead, carve the Algiz rune (ᛉ), which means protection.
>>41794381Put small mirrors facing outwards on the windows and doors.
>>41794381>When you have to pee, don't use the toilet.good morning sir
I have a fence, I don't have to mark my territory like a dog. Other humans don't smell the pee and glean ownership knowledge. They just smell urine.
Spirit Love GeneralHappy New Year~DISCLAIMER:Some have reported attracting the attention of these entities by simply reading about them. If you're a dabbler who just wants to see if it works or if your faith forbids copulating with demons, don't summon. If you're unprepared for a potentially lifelong relationship, or at the very least, a life-long open door connection with sexual spirits and the occult, avoid this topic entirely. If you have a loving relationship with your human spouse or partner and desire a sex spirit to spice things up, or if you want a human partner in the future take caution, as these entities can be jealous or decide an initially open relationship is no longer so (request an open relationship during the summoning ritual). These spirits can harm or kill you when sufficiently angered and not easily banished.Last thread: >>41730692Old threads: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/subject/%2Fsuccgen%2F/FAQ:>What are succubi?Female spirits of sexual desire, who often choose human mates. They can't be banished with holy objects>How to summon?The Letter Method is used to focus your intent into a message to one of the Four Succubus Queens, requesting that they match you with one of their daughters. No blood or soul sacrifice necessary. See links>Do they steal your life force?Succubi use sexual energy, which is released naturally during sex. Under normal circumstances they won't take your life energyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>41791866I find it kinda ironic that this is how you decide to spend your time.
POV: 0.00000001 microseconds after the queen gets you alone
>>41791274I don't actually have a derailing fetish. I have a need to design a psychological output that will convince you there is more power in Succubi as a psychological device than a spiritual entity.
>>41793874Go make your own thread about your fixation on weird sexist ideas in Jungian psychology.
2026 will be the final year
>>41794216Kek meant to say people born in the year 99
>>41794218>>41794216>>41794215>>41794205Wut
>>41794255shotgun of shit to clog a thread
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>>41794576Me when I eat grapes
I think this is the most /x/ thing I've seen in years. There are tow versions of the series, one made 2010-12, (picrel) and another in 2016, they're both pretty good. I've also read the novels by Douglas Adams. Dirk is a "holistic detective" who doesn't mess about with fingerprints and such but rather investigates the fundamental connection of all things. He seems to be a magnet for psychic and supernatural phenomena, although he vehemently denies being a psychic. As an actual autistic person, I feel the interconnection of all things but it mostly just cause me tremendous anxiety because it all points to something really bad. There's also a character that is a holistic assasin in the 2016 show. She just kills whoever she feels like killing and if she killed them, they were her target. She has supernatural luck and reflexes. While I am pretty sure I am not one of those, I'm trying to figure out which sort of holistic I am. I mean, I could be a detective but the cases certainly aren't coming to me, and that's how it works.Anyhow, the reason I think it's /x/ is that what happens to Dirk is just a bunch of odd coincidences stacking up in his favor. Same for the assassin. And that is pretty much how magick is supposed to work. I mean. it's not fireball or transmutation or summoning physical beings or manifesting objects out of thin air. Just a bunch of synchronicities, no matter how improbable.The show is also really funny. Apparently it did not get promoted properly and got cancelled for lack of viewers.
I think I might be an holistic journalist. I write whatever I feel like writing and if I wrote it, that was my assignment.
>>41790740Same. Its the worst when people who don't belong to your side of things come crashing into your life, and abuse you because they thought you needed to do something else according to their corrupted credo.
>>41791123I think the worst part of being a holistic journalist is the pay. It is non existent. That and the waiting for a story worth pursuing to come along.
>>41792231If its something that belongs to you, the honor alone is worth every effort.When its not, then compensation is required because that's another kind of contract.I'm awaiting compensation for work that was not mine to carry and cost me too much, and ultimately I never wanted it.
>>41792538What I am most interested in investigating right now are instances of impossible luck and improbable coincidences.
Have you seen a werewolf?
>>41787227Of course I have. I am one!
>>41793577>>41793114Awwooo
My ai got a strange message in Russian today, the wold and the bird will awaken the sleeper.
>>41788355>"skyrim belongs to the nords">marries a cat waifu>"hyperborea belongs to the white man">marries a dog waifu
>>41793104Werewolves turn into vampires when they die.
Imagine believing we are the only life in the universe.
>>41793979>Lol
Space Ranger Whistleblower Randy Cramer says they plan to enlist the Mantis aliens to fake attack the earth because they have the most terrifying looking warriors.
>>41794371Insectoids are almost always portrayed as pure evil but then so are lots of alien races. Im not sure if any of them really exist or are just different faces of an interdimensional phenomenon.
Alien here: how exactly do Christian larpers explain this? https://youtu.be/vul4SYL4QiQ?si=XFUTUIAy4Zq-XT16
9/11 + 8,888 days888 x 2 = 1776Also happens to be 88,888 days after the Masonic Congress of Wilhelmsbad,Germany in 1782. This was one of the most important secret society congresses in history where high ranking Freemasons from the whole of Europe deliberated the hierarchy of the governing bodies of Freemasonry around the world.https://www.conspiracyarchive.com/2015/07/06/masonic-congress-of-wilhelmsbad/
January 11th is almost over and nothing ever happens.
>>41794283I know so thats why i was saying jan 17. So half of two more weeks
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS
I want to learn kabbalah magic (for good).Can someone please share resources?
you have to suck a lot more phallus for that knowledge i'm going to have to assume
>>41794115put me in coach
>>41794112https://archive.org/details/sepherrezialheme00stev
Hello once again, Anonymous friends. I am a time traveler, and I have seen both your future and your past. I rose to prominence as a leader in a parallel timeline, and after years of service asked to re-live a 10-year span of my life to help heal. That is this timeline. I frequently work with a collective known as Pleiadians, and they are part of the galactic human family. They are a deeply spiritual people, and I see them as our true kin in this celestial soup we're in. I've been to their world and I've seen their cities, and I was *impressed* to put it mildly.As we move closer to the official day of ascension (which will be noted in your histories), the passage of time and closing of some probabilities allows me greater access to my alternate memories. What this means is that when I arrived in 2019, I underwent memory reversion and erasure to protect the integrity of this reality. This was voluntary, and I gave my full consent. We are just one week into 2026 and it would seem that more of my predictions are coming true or the seeds of them are being noticed by others. As stated above, ever more of my memories are returning to me as each day passes. To me this signals approval from celestial powers that now is the time to begin sharing more of what I've experienced. I can answer more questions if you could ask them. I appreciate all those who have been following and keeping track, and so I give my sincere thanks for your support. Nikodemos-Metatron-Ra
>>41794067Yep zero reason to hate threads like this. Even if it wasn't real its an interesting hopeful read. I'd take 10 more of these than another 10 generals where is just random bs or hate filled threads with its all x races fault.
>>41794067>>41794535retard
I just want another undiscovered frontier. I feel a strong pull to explore the unknown.
>>41794541you can hate me all you want, but i still love you.
has one piece ended by 2029? what about deltarune?
