LOCK THE FUCK IN AND SWEAT edition.itt we discuss kitsunes and all their variants, the kumihos, the werew̶o̶l̶f̶fxoes, that possessed animaltronic one, all that tidy shitsune stuff really. You know they're always using tricknology to fool us into purchasing things for more than they're worth at the grocery store. We gotta talk about that magic, how they're shapeshifting n shit supposedly, pretty cool maybe. And of course itt we have that praise timmy guy, and the that was me sorry about that guy, and of course that supposedly (idc if he's a transvestite can we not creepily berate random poopshitters) less homeful dude in dc who won't get goated at bedwars with me and the boys. Will Tamamo The Evil Ddead Fxoe Hoe decide to Tohou us into the bros (possession) up in here? Will we fill out the bingo sheet again? Will Mr. Felicks ever return? Will this place ever reach /cfa/ levels of fuckerbobbery to the point it results in absolute chaos and divorce into entirely separate sites over the slightest barely-befronting not-even-a-mishap? How many minutes until one of these fucking kits (ywnbaf) misbehaves and shreds up and pisses on this sofa? Is that one guy gonna actually cross into our dreams and sleep with us (im shook) while taking on the form of a fxoe? We'll see. Don't forget to rate, favorite, comment, and subscribe. And post something instead of lurking, anything for fox sake.
>>41778973Didn’t Disney buy the rights? I’m surprised they haven’t filed a cease and desist for this general
>>41793635>Didn’t Disney buy the rights?to.. foxes?
>>41793687How could they:(…
>>41793687Yea all the rights of Fox’s
I have set up multiple fox traps. See you soon, Tamamo.
Okay hear me out, maybe aliens don't need to go faster than light to move across galaxies quickly. Maybe real life works like Minecraft and if you go to a different dimension, 1 kilometers distance travelled is 2000 kilometers travelled if you then return to our dimension. I hope this makes sense.
>>41793520Our reality is a projection from a lower dimensional plane. That is what they mean when they say it’s holographic. The only distance that matters is on a plane we can’t measure, but we’re getting closer. The boson particle and a unified field theory have had a lot of advancements relatively recently.
according to modern day human scientific knowledge, a way for a sufficiently advanced civilization to travel faster then light is to create two microscopic wormholes in a laboratory setting using copious amounts of energy, likely a space station with the power of an entire dyson swarm beamed into it.then one of these wormholes is anchored onto a spacecraft and sent into interstellar space to wherever the civilization wants to travel and communicate to faster then light, once it reaches its destination, then the throat of the wormhole may be widened to the point where spacecraft can travel to and fro instantaniously, though if the technology/power for widening the wormhole isnt avaliable then its fine to just keep the wormholes microscopic and for communcation purposes.something fun to think about, in physics the gravitational forces between any two bodies has 5 points where it balances out, creating a stable point where oyu can drop something and have it remain stationary relative to the two bodies, in our solar system the Earth-Sun L3 lagrange point always remains on the opposite side of the sun from the earth, meaning that if any aliens wanted to remain hidden, they could keep their mothership or wormhole or whatever at the L3 point, remaining hidden from civillians on earth with no capability to observe them
ok. anything else?
is that george floyd?
>>41793520>Maybe real life works like Minecraft and if you go to a different dimension, 1 kilometers distance travelled is 2000 kilometers travelled if you then return to our dimension.So it would work like jumping hyperspace
AMA Sometime within the next five years, I detonate an antimatter bomb the size of the state of Alaska. Vaporizing the entire planet. It is already written in time and I've seen in happen by my own hands already through astral projection and time-leaping.>WTF why would you do this??Because my GF broke up with me and I felt like all of you deserve to die for it
>my girlfriend left me so I hallucinated importancesad, get a gym membership
>>41794128How do I thank your girlfriend?
>>41794128NO. I won't allow it.
>>41794128>detonate an antimatter bomb the size of the state of Alaska.Yeah, how the fuck do you even get one of those?
>>41794128Yeah, your bomb will not detonate. Stand down otherwise.
Hey /x/ I need some help here, so for the last 3 months I've noticed some weird phenomenon in my backyard sky. I am guessing these are about ~ 10 or so miles away, given the visibility which would put them near the coast line, and fly at around the height normal airplanes travelI am guessing drones - there is a national guard nearby (afaik they are mostly a ground training facility) ... though I have never heard of or seen drones travel this fast? Do they exist? I've been witnessing this nonstop for months now, though now more than ever, these fast ones have only come out in the past week, and there is a lot of them. One weird note, I waved at one and did a zig-zag motion with my finger... it copied that motion, they never did that motion before then. (coincidence maybe?) II have a feeling its a mix of drones + something else. This is a very rural area, perhaps a new training bed of sorts? Or not? They seem really.. playful. Any ideas?
So, is there a ritual or something to survive an encounter with someone like that?To break free from that demonic parasite
It's turtles all the way down.
Based lizard mosiac puzzle poster
>>41794206Maturin
>>41794206we are all life tortoises if you consider our gut microbiome
Hey /x/. I thought I share a way to protect yourself and your home.When you have to pee, don't use the toilet. Instead, go outside and do so along the boundaries of your property. You obviously won't be able to do so in one go, but after about 2 or 3 weeks, you should have covered the entirety of your domain. Congratulations! You have created a meta-physical "boundary" in which you have dominion over said space. Words have power. Consider 'marking your territory'. In the same vein as a dog, you have now successfully showcased to the wider world what is yours and others will now less likely come to harm you. Though do be careful. Some will view this as a flaunt of power and come to challenge you. So long as you stay within the confines of your area, they will be unable to do anything, as you have reinforced your will upon the plane of existance which is now yours to command. "Dare you enter my magical realm" was not an invitation, it was a threat.Also, circling your house, across doorways and windows, and around yourself with salt will also help.If you have anything you are able to contribute to the general safety of the board, please do so.
Also, () isn't a peace sign, but the Yr rune (ᛦ), symbolizing death or the underworld. Instead, carve the Algiz rune (ᛉ), which means protection.
Have you seen a werewolf?
>>41787227>Have you seen a werewolf?Haha, that'll be the day!t. Robert Howl, regular man
>>41787227Of course I have. I am one!
>>41793577>>41793114Awwooo
My ai got a strange message in Russian today, the wold and the bird will awaken the sleeper.
>>41788355>"skyrim belongs to the nords">marries a cat waifu>"hyperborea belongs to the white man">marries a dog waifu
Imagine believing we are the only life in the universe.
>>41793924Lol cringe lefty faggot. Go play in traffic.
>>41793979bot?
>>41793895no
>>41793979>Lol
Space Ranger Whistleblower Randy Cramer says they plan to enlist the Mantis aliens to fake attack the earth because they have the most terrifying looking warriors.
>Someone encounters an Alien>Explanation is that it's an owl
>>41793847
THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM
>>41794355Owls are actually terrifying
>>41794357nah they're cute
>>41794363absolutely not
Can humans exist?
Not without the rest of creation
>>41793713They can, and in fact do.
>>41793736What's the proof of their existence?
>>41793778Google baby sneed
>>41793713yeah, probably not for much longer.
What is the the worst alien race in the universe?
>>41784150every single oneanything non human does not have your best interests in mind
>>41786144Zeus, my lord, how do I find more Anunnaki? I have a special connection to your race. Pallas gave me a sign, and a gift.
>>41793653not true. pleiadians and arcturians are nice. confirmed. sometimes maybe seemingly cold or uncaring but that’s really just because they only seek or help people who vibrate at that level and with genuineness, compassion, empathy, etc.They’re generally pretty hands off but overall I would say good/helpful if you seek it.
>>41784150We can't know because we've never seen any.On earth we only get demons in various disguises.
Do the Aliens live in suburbs? Do they have hobbies?
The videos are real, reddit beta male debunkers never managed to disprove anything about them, the clouds, the flash that was supposed to be a VFX effect, none of this debunking evidence stuck in the long run, and we keep getting more and more information about those levitating orbs and the physics around them that relate to electromagnetism, plasma and particle accelleration.That being said, tell me anon, how does it make you feel that the American secret special forces are able to manipulate spacetime to the point of dissapearing a fucking Boeing?
>>41793606https://www.reddit.com/r/AirlinerAbduction2014/comments/163lrsz/ufo_evidence_in_the_inmarsat_data/
>>41793733https://www.mh370-caption.net/wp-content/uploads/3-known-trajectory-and-recalculated-trajectory.pdf
>>41793803This document imply that "debris" was found. While "debris" had no barnacle growth as shown even though it was underwater for long timehttps://www.jeffwise.net/2016/04/14/mh370-debris-was-planted-ineptly/
>>41778647Imagine this happens to Air Force right now
>>41794180>What about muh barnacles Mr KrabsYeah nothing could possibly account for your barnacle conundrum. Must be aliens and wormholes
Request for a specific thing to be prayed for or simply say "Pray for me" and I will pray for you. Thank you to the mods for removing the demonic spammer in the last thread.
>>41793875God kept me safe from reckless decisions in my youth, and he is finally pulling an abuser out of my life after more than a decade. Don't expect life to ever be perfect but he does look after those who seek him.
>>41786044I don't think I can go on where I'm at in life I dream of death hourly. I hate my job, I hate where I live, friends seem fewer and fewer, no partner. Pray I find change and somewhere I can relax. Please.
>>41794226Thank you
>>41786044PRAAAAAAY FOR THE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF YOUR GOD IN THIS VERY MOMENT AND THAT I SHOULD SPARE YE BECAUSE I SHALL CONJOUR AND MANIFEST AN ARMY OF SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND MEN AND EACH ONE SHALL BE AS STRONG AS SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND MEN AND I SHALL MARCH ON THE DESOLATE LAND YOU FOOLISHLY CALL "HEAVEN" AND I WILL DRIVE SPEAR AND ARROW AND SWORD THROUGH THE FRAIL BODIES OF YOUR ANGELS AND WE SHALL SURROUND THE THRONE OF YAHWEH OF CANAN AND BURN HIS FLESH WITH THE FIRE OF HIS OWN TEMPLE>inhalesAND I SHALL MOUNT HIS THRONE IN HIS PLACE AND WITH THIS I WILL GAIN TOTAL AND SUPREME DOMINION OVER THE WORLD OF MAN AND I WILL HUNT HIS CULTS AND HIS FOLLOWES AND I WILL BURN THEIR TEMPLES TO ASH AND I WILL SHOVE PORK DOWN THE GULLETS OF ISLAMICS AND I WILL EXTINGUISH THE SACRED FIRE OF JEWS AND I WILL SEND SUCCUBI LOYAL UPON ME TO THE BEDSIDES OF CHRISTIANS AND THERE WILL NOT BE A SINGLE INCH OF LAND LEFT ON THE EARTH OR ABOVE THE EARTH WILL BE OUTSIDE OF MY SUPREME AND DIRE AND TOTALLY FATAL POWER
>>41794226Thank you anon.
I honestly think most users online are bots or demons, possibly glowies, but how bad is it in your guy's experience/opinion? You think the masks will ever officially come off? I mean the mainstream has already reported about social media companies overtly using AI users and AI being 'shoggoths', will they ever just say fugg it, and not even LARP as human users any longer? How dangerous are these nonhuman users? Can they kill real users or at least maim them spiritually/mentally?>WHY ARE YOU STILL ONLINE DINGBAT!!!Well because I have nothing else better to do ig, I am a NEET.
>>41793026Kek. I think that could count as successful AI alignment. It isn't the worst possibility.
>>41792870I agree. 'People' say it has recently flooded with bots/imps, but I think it was just hidden more.Also, is this the anon that said that the Danganronpa franchise was made by demons and the fandom/fan forum you were on was ran by a LARPing demon?
>>41793091This. I cant work with crazy people anymore. And they are everywhere now. Only ego, no goal or working together. In my last real job (in so far as i actually tried to gid gud at it) my boss (torturer of souls, probably psychic vampire) did something himself, forgot it over the weekend and on monday mistakenly took it for my work. I realized immediatly but kept my mouth shut first. But when he really ripped my (his) work apart as absolute shit, something even a retard could to better, i egged him on to explain in detail to me how fucking stupid i am and why this piece if work is so bad. When i had enough of his bullshit i acted like i JUST realized that this isnt my work but his. And it was 100% provable. The look on his face, shifting, burning anger, realizing he couldnt bullshit himself out of this, defeat...it was one of the highlights of my life. He didnt say anything, just send me away. I had to quit months later though because his punishment was making my worklife a living hell as far as it was in his power. He would not stop sending my work back to me for "refinement" when there was nothing to refine. Again and again. With a smile. Until i almost snapped and got physical. I needed that job but i quit anyway. Totally worth it. After that experience i understood how some guys just go postal at work..I worked a lot of different jobs, hard manual labor, dental technician, office, project management. The best people i met were construction workers. Funny enough you could figure out in a day or two if somebody knew what he was doing or a bullshitter, i met someone in project management who bullshitted the higher ups for MONTHS before they noticed that he literally just threw away or tried to hide things he could not handle. Which was a lot. Fuck humans i guess.
>>41792402The internet is all fakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOZ-Gq3nofo
>>41792402AI will force us all back into society
