/x/ humor nao
There's three, now take it away...
>>38843875That was fast, thx!
>>38843851
If I met greys I'd demand to let me have sex with their grey women or die trying
Does anyone have that greentext where the guy has sleep paralysis and sees an entity but decides to jack off to assert dominance, with it ultimately backfiring on him? Saw it in a thread recently but didn't save it>>38843964based but watch out for her grey bf
>>38843875At least it's not>I'm an empath, i care about peopleSensing moods, but not necessarily being an empathetic person makes a lot more sense. You can sometimes tell by the body language. Have you never walked into a room after 2 people had an argument and picked up on the mood? I feel bad for autists.
>>38843851LMAO you pathetic schizos never fail to make me laugh with your "x humor" threads. Face it, most normies will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad tulpamancers will ever be. You are on the wrong side of philosophy, get over it losers!
>>38844034Have a nice day!
>>38844034that pic actually sounds pretty kino. I might have to read into that
>>38844034ter be a space Canadian
>>38843875There are people walking around right now who think like this.
>>38843950He's not wrong.
>>38844034do you have any proof that you are not a language? >bad goy bad shoo shoo
>>38843851None of this shit is funny
>>38844463You post something, then, smartmouth.
>>38844463
>>38843851Based
x humor is the best
Oldie
>>38845533Heh, slight chills, nice repost anon.
>>38845123
>>38845660cocainum bird is my favorite ai memehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY7B9KNYRpI
>>38845688As an american, I approve this meme
Psyop queen
>>38845226Yeah fuck them
>>38845984she’s so ugly and too skinny
>>38846008Not at all anon
>>38845984she bustednot even close to stealing my seratonine
>>38846016Tries way too hard to be a 4/10. Pathetic. Post your gay shit on /b/
>>38843875>be empath>observe people>feel what they "must be" feeling>they overtly feel that way now>some don't>"Ah, other souls at last"Comfy experience, truly.
>>38844013Here>>38846578
>>38843950I like it but it’s hard to sustain that attitude permanently.
>>38845985Are people going to claim big Ben isn't the clock in London all of a sudden? Actually it was called Big Ken all along or some shit?
>>38846901Well erm… technically it’s the bell that’s called Big Ben
>>38846784this
>>38844034don't compare talmudism to actual Christianity
>>38847593this is amazing do you have more
>>38843875I'm an empath. When I see people, I'm like "em, get out of my path".
>>38847775
>>38847593Awesome!
>>38843950>The cringe "Go be AWESOME bro" motivation speeches Positive thinking is important for life, but I hate these type of platitudes. It just glosses over so many things with broad strokes and insists mindset is the only factor. Might as well be telling me I'm made of dead sun molecules and cosmic rays, so I should shoot for the stars.
>>38847820aye, motivation stuff like that is bollocks.>be alcoholic for many years>people keep telling me that quitting is like gaining super powers>manage to quit>first thing I notice is that people start asking me to do things for them 100x more often because I've become reliable again>wish I could just go back in time, drink a beer and tell them to fuck off>nope got to use them super powers>"yes sir I'll have it done by monday"
>>38847820People like that have never suffered in their life, besides a scraped knee or the common cold. The worst thing that'll ever happen to them is their parents will when they themselves are 55.
>>38847539I thought /x/ loved Jung slop?Not that I'm complaining. Lacan mogs the shit out of Jung.
>>38847657fraid not m8
>>38846043>pussy>gayPlease don’t be a faggot
>>38846474This is a retarded memeThe natural ways are often better than the newest techEnjoy your brain chip
>>38846658Thanks, pal
>>38846784You dont have to. Its ok to be blue sometimes.
>>38847831"What do you mean I've not suffered?? Last week my girlfriend left me! I'm in shambles!"Yeah and then you'll find a new girlfriend and return to being the happy go lucky guy you always were, thanks to you having loving parents and like-minded friendships. Normies piss me the fuck off.
>>38847820Find Stuart Wilde videos or his books, but I like his talks, he is a little wild and unpredictable. He was trained as a mystic, and he trained students himself.He was also a musician, and I think he performed his own background music.He is not like those guys you hate.
>>38848705I have never suffered.The first time my father hit me HARD it permanently damaged one eye, and put me in a coma for over a year and a half. Worse things than that happened.But I have a great day, every day. Everyone is happy to see me.I treat animals as friends. I have never found a good woman.I have learned to NEVER trust a woman.
>>38849822This one always gets me lol>>38849831What did you do to get popped? Were you trying to troon out?
>>38849888>What did I do?I was less than one and a half years old.I was setting in the grass, looking at a beautiful day. It was the first time I had ever been outside. I still remember that day, the blue sky with puffy white clouds, the wind, the grass was moving in front of me...I also remember being outside on the day I woke up from the coma.I was told what my dad did, but I don't remember it happening.My dad was drafted into WW II, he didn't want to be there.Here we are on /x/ so I can say that he returned haunted by an angry ghost, it tormented him for years.When I was still younger than 4, the ghost was right there yelling at him in English (German ghost). He couldn't hear her, but I could. She had been physically doing things to him, to get his attention. She told me that he can't hear her. I told my dad what she said.The ghost could hear him, he just couldn't hear the ghost. All I had to do was tell him what she said.The torment had gone on for years, but it ended right there.He thanked me like he was grateful, then later that day it was back to business as usual. I stayed away from him as much as possible.Pic related: That is close to him, in Germany (started in France) in farmland; there he met the ghost.
>>38845688>insulin resistance >ideal for speedrunsWouldnt it be thugmaxxing you so can get a gun an hero? Or why not just get aborted or eat bleach as a baby? Or is this some kind of run where you need to get married and have kids with some kid of completion checks?
>>38847535>don't compare talmudism to actual ChristianityLmao. Finally! A funny post!
>>38850507from a powergaming perspective, eating fast food allows you to use cooking as a dump stat and frees up storage space in your player owned house, so it makes sense that he would take the toxin resistance tree
>>38850673>maxxing cooking and toxin resist rather than maxxing int and money/energy manipulation not my playstyle but respectable
>>38850671Are you playing "no true Scotsman"?Because that's where your objection leads; a useless purity spiral.Most of the nominal Christians I know are on that "greatest ally" crackpipe.
>>38845533This but unironically
>>38850722I'm the guy he was responding to. what I don't get is these allegedly antisemitic atheists/pagans being so hostile towards antisemitic Christians. Let's assume that they're actually legit, that they're not jidf shills sent to larp as anti-Christian nazis and sow d&c, and that their convictions about Christianity being jewish are true. Wouldn't they want antisemitic Christians to be a thing? Wouldn't they want Christians to at least partially break the conditioning and go against their "masters" by subscribing to antisemitic strands of Christianity? Wouldn't they view that as a step in the right direction? All they do with their absurdly belligerent behavior towards non-zogged Christians is turn away potential allies. Not accusing all pagans of this, I know that there are many shills that devote a lot of effort to pitting Christians and pagans against eachother on the chans, but there are certainly those amongst the pagans that are autistically vocal about their hatred for Christians, even if the said Christians share their exact views on race. It's ridiculous. We should work together to remove the jews and then we can talk religion.
>>38851242I love this one. The alien race bait psyop is real
>>38851618Based battle
>>38851242They’re trying to emasculate human men Race war causing mother fuckers
>>38844034the Phoenicians have codiefied the slavery in the English language.Do some homework.What was Gamergate and what is a gamergate?
>>38846008>too skinnyHambeast americanus detected. Your society is so fat your perception of normal human weight is fucked beyond repair.She is average, not skinny at all. Travel in southern europe, southern america, asia and see for yourself.
Pedos get the axe
bump
>>38852031I'd rather they just stop being Christian.
Because you all love intestinal worms
>>38845664Is that real?
>>38854804Definitely. Those dudes show up every time I take shrooms and they suck at driving drunk
>>38847593Apus in Battle Brothers? My brother in Christ, do you have more?
>>38854869
>>38850396Nice story anon
Get on the level
>>38852031My ancestors
>>38855312this one upset me
testt
wheres the plato vs pythagoras basketball meme
>>38852031>wouldn‘t you prefer they have a misguided belief that they are resisting jewry while in actuality lacking the self-awareness that they are running the longest civilizational cover for it in historyNo lmao
>>38851242Most memes posted here get a huff of air but this is so damn retarded that it got a smile and a chuckle out of me. Thanks anon.
>>38856036Oh piss off. If a Christian believes in white nationalism and the total removal of jews from society then he should be considered an ally. You're either a shill or an asperger's victim if you think otherwise. Yes there are the evangelical types who worship jews and racemixing but then there are also turbo based KKK Christians too.
>>38854349unfortunately having dancing jews in the picture wouldn't be historically accurate, going by googles dates anyway. But it would also beg the question of who the perpetrators of the attack were if there were no jews. Neanderthals?
>>38854861anyone outside of Canada know what a toonie is?
>>38856491Thanks.
>>38856621Money? Ain't it just their version of 20 bucks?
>>38856621>>38856909It's a 2 CAD coin. I got like $30 in leaf money in a sandwich bag that I've been meaning to exchange, but I don't go there anymore.
>>38852046>nukes on MarsThe reptilians destroyed Mars (long story).50 thousand years ago, in the nation of Qin, an Earthling built the first Earth invented flying saucer.Not long after, a Mars colony was established, to teraform Mars, for future generations. The first generation arrived in the flying saucers.The second generation was born on Mars.The third generation grew up listening to tales of a warm green Earth. Mars is cold.So cold.The cold is made worse by the howling wind.Finly the winds begin to die down. It is winter.The still air becomes colder.And colder.And colder still.Just when you can no longer bear the cold, it begins to warm.It is still cold, but it feels so much better; it feels wonderful!And then the winds begin again.The third generation insisted on going home to Earth. It was agreed that enough teraforming had been done, for the planet to handle the rest of the job.Everyone was glad to be on warm green Earth, back in Qin.When the reptilians discovered the teraforming on Mars, they nuked it.
>>38857862That is the real history, not a joke, but you should hear the rest of the story!
>>38854890Thousands of people died.
>>38858290>americans>people
>>38855292Kek
>>38847609saved. where is this from originally?
>>38856569>turbo based KKK Christians too.The Builder of the Great Nations are all turbo based KKK Christians
>>38858290No they didn't.
>>38847609George used a polearm, Michael is depicted wielding a sword against Satan.
>>38846784Dont fap, seriously
>>38851215So heres the thing, if aliens are demons or devils then ehat does that make god and the angels
Can someone explain the esoteric significance of Jackie Chan? I know he's hiding something under those chinky eyes.
>>38858804Halloween is based don't compare it's participants to those degenerate freaks
>>38855312To keep ralph alive, i need to constantly be thinking of him and giving him attention…Is this how tulpas are made then
This thread is bad even by /x/ humor standards, christ.
>>38858798Yeah, gnomes are fun and games, is this what americans think?
>>38847820Spoken like a true twinkNow spread that bussy bro
>>38858290I walked through blood and bones to find my brother
>>38855284Could you even molest a skellington?
>>38858504this is great
>>38846784the sun doesnt shine all day
>>38860374Did you find him? Was he okay?
>>38844069Rabbi alon anava and another one do a reading about that, since I guess to some kabbalists they separate the zohar into daily or weekly parshas
>>38859424Well, if she's rich and goes to such lengths, I can as well indulge and fuck her. Though that "forced to walk on high heels" is really dumb bullshit, even as fetish fuel.
>>38859419>I know he's hiding something under those chinky eyes.He does! Some acting talent, some positive attitude and some passing practice with qigong or related arts.
>>38861721Yea he was in Northern Canada
>>38845984who dat?
>>38858840I like this
>>38861086Rattle them bones
>>38847609hey, it's that Black Magick SS album cover!
>>38858885what is unconutable? Maybe it's supposed to say uncountable? The maker should have probably done a quick proofread on this before releasing it. Makes it look kinda hacky to not do a 2 second read over after making something that otherwise looks like it took a lot of work and looks pretty cool. Maybe the paragraph at the top is just a translation which would be a bit more forgivable I suppose.
>>38859400Holy cow, Mondo. I haven't read that in years.
New thread?
>>38858290Jews aren't people
>>38855292first thing in the thread to make me laugh
>>38859399One side wants to enslave, other wants to save you. Is that difficult to ponder? The devil is in the details. The more you worry with the little things the more you miss the big things. >Can't see the forest for the trees
>>38846016who is this
>>38847820>I'm made of dead sun molecules and cosmic rays, so I should shoot for the starsnow you got it!
>>38861086Touch his boner
>>38855251What's there to forgive if they rightfully strike down evil?
>>38872225>>38863266Someone you will never meet or bang IRLOnly thing you can do is is beg for her name so you can jerk off to her pictures
>>38872914Naw
>>38847547s/God/unicorn/
>>38872914i just wanted to know what psyop she's running. if i wanted to drool over something i would just look up lewds of yukari. also, i'm too lazy to use reverse image search.
>>38864769The only based anon on this board
>>38872914She's not even hot. Her hips are boney and wrong.
>>38859317Not exclusively.St. Michel by Raffaello shows him wielding a golden spear.I think it depends on the time period, when swords were the luxury weapon of high esteem and when huge-bladed glaives halberds and spatoons were the luxury weapon of high esteem.
>>38859407>tfw 2024AD Gregorian is 2777 AUC
>>38872914oh wow bro I care about your projection! There are women like this everywhere but most of them are whores. But when yandexing I'm getting back not the og pic and femboy shit so I assume it's just a guy. I should of noticed the larger hands before.
>>38855312I'm sorry Ralph
>>38844034Nice play on the /pol/ pasta. 7/10
>>38844034You're like the log poster of /b/ but probably somehow even more virgin
Someone post more funny!
>>38852031You can't be truly anti-semitic and a follower of Rabbi Yeshua at the same time. Its literally impossible. Jews are masters of controlling their little Christgolems. Its like asking someone to trust someone with a mind control chip in their brain.
>>38858831Yes I agree, people who obsess over useless signifiers are pathetic. Like cataloging them for a humor feed. Epic references my guy, it's Mr. beast level, no cap
>>38877580Hold my beer
>>38877660Nope just another layer of bullshit.
>>38877660Protestantism created stupid shit like the Rosicrucians.
>>38877669>>38877684These guys did the actual pogroms.
>>38877753We wouldn't need pogroms if Christians didn't let the disease become terminal.
>>38852046I've actually had this conversation with someone else. The topic discussed was mars terraforming in the potential future.
>>38855312You will stay with me raplh (forever)
>>38877580>>38877669>>38877781 sir will you please cease your impotent jidf pilpul babble this is an X humor thread.
>>38845703>Subhuman posts the mutt memeevery time
>>38855287>Subhuman spams the mutt memeshocking, truly
>>38858798European cryptids are more scary. But I don't expect Ameritard to know that Europe doesn't end at UK.
>>38878526>Arguments I don't like are all JDIF pilpulI warn anyone who will listen that Rabbi Yeshuas followers are a Trojan horse to dealing with the Jews.
>>38878927I challenge you to post something relevant to the thread
>>38855271book of Noah readers suspect he was an aryan alien hybrid
>>38878763if I had time to look for it I would pull up the german boar rider trail cam green text
>>38879136Image limit reached anon.
>>38844034So god is a programmer and the hebrew alphabet is the code he used to create this simulation, got it.
>>38846784duhit can come and goas long as you dont let it go forever
>>38855312who turned ralph into a frog
kikes shitting up another thread with their kikery
>>38845984>>38846016she has herpes you fucking eglin pederast fuck off already with this festering plaguerat
>>38843851Rip 4chan. I got a warning on /pol/ not to be racist, and now It wont let me post my dank memes 4 you guys. Keeps reading an error of "Image limit reached".Never encountered these problems until 9/23/2024.I'm gonna get banned I guess. Fuck Moot for abandoning us.
>>38855284SKELLY NO!!!!
>>38881081Post in the other thread. This one has actually reached the image limit
Under the silver lake movie also button button and Southland tales
>>38854747free noodles
>>38846016Ew.
>>38858852why is there the doors in the image?
>>38846901it's glowniggers and a guy named ben who cant inconspicuously shitpost trying to subvert the nobody meme with a forced meme
