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Greetings Traveller,

The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.

In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.

NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.

https://youtu.be/rZ7zKrXkG50
https://youtu.be/hZAX10373pc
https://youtu.be/xy_28nrAdiM
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>>38979409
Texas-chan made that image OP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8hAFEP-TNs&ab_channel=GEELEE

Welcome To The Fast Life
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my picture is somewhere inside here. I'm wearing a suit. this is from an alternate timeline. can you find me?

GLOBAL REPEATED CATASTROPHE EVIDENCE DISCLOSURE.2009_YouRmomSnutZ
Size: 1.18 GB
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>are you going to start samefagging your wrinkly boomer self again
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>>38979432
shhh just let them try to force the meme. We all know how well that works out.
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Who hear believes that power domination through deceit and manipulation is not a turn on to beat meat to.
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So when do the actual "elites" show up or is it just you losers...
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>>38979441
The nobody is a cat.
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>>38979429
I made Texas-chan.
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Texas-chan is real
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>>38979434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C0ZNzYk4RQ
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Idk I’m a simple guy. I like hot girls that think I’m hot. It’s a win win. If they don’t like me then I go to chaturbate. Not a big deal.
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>>38979420
>>38979434
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>>38979470
Texas-chan made texas-chan because he's a cat from texas and he thought it would be funny
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hello?
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You know how some guys don’t let a girl go who isn’t attracted to them. What’s up with that? I only like girls that like me. That’s what turns me on.
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>>38979479
Oh, is that so?
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If Taylor didn’t think I was hot I would ignore her eternally
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The only reason I think of these girls is because they want my body. I am psychic.
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>>38979479
he is indeed from texas the mods can see that, unless he vpns in, so we know that texas chan is undoubtedly real. post mod war they also posted a cat in the truce agreement.
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>>38979488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBJFJVZMnlo
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I am literally the strongest hottest tallest most rich biggest penis that exists. It’s 100 percent true my nigga. I have proof don’t ask it’s confidential.
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>>38979502
I remember that day when they stickied the cat post immediately after all the Texas-chan stuff around April 8th.

They removed the IP counter on threads at the same time.
Funny that you call it a truce agreement and mention a mod war.
Sounds like you're a mod.
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>removed the ip counter
now you can shamelessly self bump your own threads in vain bouts of sheer narcissism
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https://youtu.be/246n8adjuNw
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>>38979529
more like
>now glowies can samefag and still get caught consensus cracking
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>>38979510
>Harry Potter, Lord of The Rings, Game Of Thrones and other historical texts
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>>38979529
Go check the archives and find the last few threads with a unique IP count and tell me how many people posted in those threads.
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>>38979553
when you account for the ban evasions,
12.
12 people.
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>>38979553
It was so obvious back then that Texas-chan called out glowies in a texas-chan thread with 14 unique IPs and 200+ replies lol

>next day, kitty is stickied and IP counter removed
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>>38979409
https://youtu.be/vJf9zx1V22U?si=WiY9zN9KY2PK9qBa
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>>38979574
removing the IP counter was the glowiest move the team has made.
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>>38979584
They should bring it back, but they won't because they like being able to shill and consensus crack without being le nooticed
Unfortunately for them we can still sus it out, and it really doesn't make that big of a difference.
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Nihilistic mystics
Apostolic Alcoholics
Messianic Manics
In the age of super-boredom
Hype and mediocrity
Celebrate relentlessness
Menace to society
Refuse is our inspiration
Terrorism our trade
Sabotage and piracy
Chaos our mental sate
Mesmerizing festering
Intended for the faint of heart
Cultish and Anthemic
Until death us do part
Like a fiendish tropic virus
Spitting bile at all you whore
Razor-sharp tongue-in-cheek
Poking in your open sores
A wolf in sheep's clothing
The ultimate disgrace
Wrapped up as a gift of god
Exploding in your face
This is counter-culture from the underground
Eternal revolution this is our sound
NGBEN better than the best
Megalomaniacal and harder than the rest

https://youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I
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>>38979502
>>38979514
Indeed. There was no mod war, but there was a select enlightenment that this board has always served one purpose and will continue to do just that, albeit x-panded, or else.

>>38979584
If you were in those threads you'll also remember the several insiders who let us know much bigger eyes were on the board from that point on. That's why the counter was removed.
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>>38979551
Name some more culturally impactful works of fiction.

Hardmode: no religious texts
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>>38979550

So many people bitch and waste time.

These fucking useless people
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>*dies from cringe*
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>>38979597
yea well,
their eyes were bigger than their stomach.
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>yes
(You) lmao
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>>38979514
whatever it's called
cat was posted
texas chan was confirmed
the position was yielded
mods put on the cat ears
texas chan is in full control
(and i'll bet he can eat the whole hashbrown)
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>>38979597
I do suspect there was a mod war, some disagreement of sorts, before the IP counter was removed. There must have been a lot of internal discussion before they made that move.
Makes no sense that they would purposefully diminish the quality of the board by removing one of our tools for verifying the integrity of conversations unless... they want it that way from now on - because it's easier to consensus crack and do samefagging hijinks.

The move actually benefits both parties, Tex & Glows
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>>38979529
they did that because Texas Chan kept pointing out stats and how big the threads were, and when he pointed that out they got bigger. self replicating engine really. so they took those away to pretend these threads are very small and contained.
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>>38979645
Just get me out of this
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>>38979606
Works of fantasy and fiction are not paranormal.
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>>38979625
>i'll bet he can eat the whole hashbrown
without any katsup
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>boomer madness
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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D':
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>>38979635
I blame it on the lead.
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>>38979614
*pats on head*
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>>38979629
Tex found one easy trick to mess with the glowies and goaded them into revealing themselves and their tactics
>picrel describes the situation perfectly
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>>38979634
o7 and yee ha then...
-5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bem_d49NBLc
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>>38979580
Hi cat.
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>>38979631
>>38979637
https://youtu.be/2Am-BF7ObCI

Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
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>>38979573
You can’t account for the ban evasions since you don’t have that data; Your post is simply conjecture. Why are you even here? What are you getting out of this?
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>>38979664
Today would be great
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>>38979658
he's a tranny jannie and does have the data
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>>38979657
https://youtu.be/uJ2cEc_TCH8

But what happens when
Man creates something oh so wrong?
Nature fights back in a big way
Good heavens, what have I done?
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block
The scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
It's blood that it seeks
That's where we begin our story
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>>38979574
The glowies were pushing Texas Chan.
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>gee i sure wish an entire movement dictated by the inversion of a particular generation of people who did what they were told without ever bothering to question why now have no real solutions to what has confronted them and now double down more on doing what they were told without ever learning why in ever changing technological world that outpaces them on the hour of every day lmao again lmao
:)
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>>38979658
I personally got Time magazine to admit The Nobody is Volodymyyr Zelenskyy.

Hbu?
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sup
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>>38979658
you can't have Joker out there in the zeitgeist, you have to release Joker 2. defuse the memetic energy.
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>>38979631
Memeticism is paranormal.
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>>38979671
>t. glowie trying to take credit for a grassroots movement
try again, glowies hate the cat in the hat
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the nobody is a cat
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>>38979681
If the joker stuff was a delusion then how come a real joker really did kill him
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>>38979628
>>38979629
>>38979643
You are all very insightful. A gift for free from me to thee, the threads they wrote with blackest glee: to find and awaken your Nobody. Stare not long into the Deep if your self you wish to keep.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/19261022/#19261022

https://youtu.be/ySGSb3pCUEM?si=cYIrIGyo1ISwxsuT
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>38979648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZHb9-Y9r_E
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>>38979688
this is literally a perfect example of the block and merge technique.
it's so by the book it becomes obvious.
revelations.
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hello this song is playing in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE-UIbpag3I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqcNvtyitKs
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>>38979479
>>38979502
>>38979514
>>38979625

https://youtu.be/aIWai4acAhw
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>>38979727
This is for life
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>>38979711
glowies know what these techniques are called because they are literally educated in this field
you are a glowie
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There is no consensus, anyway.
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>>38979638
Ok, but maybe they shouldn’t have made leaded paint taste so good and leaded gas smell so good. Did you ever consider that?
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>>38979718
It's all real, not just texas-chan
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>>38979733
You can ask one question
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>>38979681
https://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g

https://youtu.be/A-UTPKL-UGY

Everybody witness my soul sickness,

We’re the party people night and day,
Living crazy is the only way,
Get you where I got you when I’m on it.
Rock it like you motherfuckers want it.
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>>38979722
how do you know about 'fields' ?
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>>38979735
what a misnomer, you really are a hack
glowies have an average IQ of 102
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>>38979749
We'll make one of them tell me what the fuck and then we're good
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https://youtu.be/raGrDhg-a-o?si=lHnO1VXZLjYIN-7I
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>>38979719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LcVQJ4IBtM
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>>38979753
Each one more Christ than the last
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>>38979722
meta.

i
hate
meta.
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>>38979726
Have you considered that that's EXACTLY why? To encourage consumption?
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>>38979724
>Texas chan has nothing to do with me
>the world revolves around me
>therefore Texas chan is bullshit
If I don't know about it, it doesn't exist (in "universe")
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>>38979629
It doesn’t even really matter. We have historical evidence of the number of posters in the threads (before the counter was taken down it was between 60-90 on average and about 120-140 at its peak) and if you look at 4stats.io which pulls from the 4chan API you can see that /ng/ accounts for roughly 30~40% of all of /x/‘s posts activity in any given day, and has done so for almost 5 years.
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>>38979732
>we didn't start the fire
>very good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpiBpDy7MQ
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>>38979767
And nothing
Never anything
Just the mad ramblings of a dead god
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>>38979754
glowies constantly get outsmarted by a cat wearing a funny hat
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>>38979764
nobody wants you to know these stats
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>>38979760
>that which exists without my knowledge exists without my consent
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>>38979768
well now you're just looping,
the new sincerity will get ya.
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>>38979754
>hate
meta
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>>38979793
I have no limits
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>>38979765
Intersections in real time
The unbroken circle and dimensions of the mind
The tie that binds
The eternal tie that defines
The vanity of my insanity in due time
Will shine
Like the night seas under the moon
The haunted corners of familiar rooms
Yet I'm consumed
We're vanishing into thin air
The realization that this shit is my cross to bear
So where
Did I think I could run away to see
The people that decided to leave without asking me
But we
Decide to wait for happier tomorrows
And find someone so they can be distractions from our sorrow
But my distractions the books of paper that I scrawl in
I'm eloquent as summer breeze and leaves that have just fallen
I've crawled in a corner hoping all of this will end
With the knowledge that love is just another word for revenge
I who have nothing but the comfort of my sins
I who have nothing but the comfort of my frens

https://youtu.be/9-hA3B4ZAxg
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>>38979775
That’s because nobody wants to admit that this is the most popular recurring thread on the website.
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>>38979799
Exist
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>compassion for ones enemies
is hesitation :)
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>>38979811
I need help so you have to come
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>>38979784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF7kHrNNKVk
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>>38979803
>he still has enemies
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The lesser man acts to avoid inaction.
The greater man acts perfectly.
The superior man acts with perfect timing.
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>>38979803
man, you're a real risk for friendly fire, you know that?
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>>38979835
Well?
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>>38979820
>unfortunately
they don't kill themselves afterall
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>>38979825
You need friends in order to have friendly fire, so he’s probably ok on that front.
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>friendly fire
there's teams
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>>38979834
Skill issue.
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Enemies are like friends, you can't just declare yourself someone's enemy or friend, they need to agree or else it's a one-sided, parasocial relationship.

Nobody doesn't have enemies because he refuses to acknowledge anyone as such.
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>>38979844
>it wasn't my problem
its my entertainment
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>>38979482
hi
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Nobody's "enemies" are fanboys with blocked chakras.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTj4cramPM&ab_channel=NoDoubtVEVO
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>>38979852
are there any downsides to having parasocial enemies ?
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>>38979536
Lol saved
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>>38979852
https://youtu.be/K4p8XDtdPcI

I’ve been to the motherfucking mountaintop,
Heard motherfuckers talk, seen em drop,
If I ain’t got a weapon, imma pick up a rock.
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>>38979838
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Jp2mlzEjw
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>>389799912
Better see some angel shit
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>>38979891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU9m1GdFz6w&ab_channel=DARKSHATOW

And when I bust yo' ass, I'm gon' continue to rock
Get your ass off the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy, just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close 'cause strobe lights lie
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Schizo Arch Angel strikes again
The mind is more stable now
He found a way
Holy shit its happening
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>>38979910
There she go, shakin' that ass on the flo'
Bumpin' and grindin' that pole
The way she's grindin' that pole
I think I'm losin' control

https://youtu.be/hCL-xcCFVDM
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>jeeish loreminder
*fearfullyloremongers*
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https://youtu.be/-S74ftNeRh4

;)
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>>38979927
There's thousands of pages of nobody lore you've never read cause it was made years before you showed up
>>38979945
You're one of many hundreds
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Immacule vibes today. Let's (St+_Roll) together for the better.
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>>38979962
It gets good after the initial jester arc I awear
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>>38979409
Confiscated
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>>38979970
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>>38979985
You should see my part
It's truly fucking insane
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>>38979983
Ducking every where
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help me I am losing my mind
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>>38979964
i mean if not i prolly wont fuck with it i see where yall are going with it
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>>38979999
>It'll make sense eventually
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>>38980005
Anon
They can read us
The whole thing
Any time they want
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>>38979983
https://youtu.be/FSj_fcACvTE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgqUJOudrcM&ab_channel=CalvinHarrisVEVO

Hm?
Oh, it's pretty deep.
Thanks for asking.
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>>38980010
Check this rabbit hole out >>38980023
Verified by the living god
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>>38979993
it's going to be ok
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>>38980016
Nice (St+_Roll)
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>>38980033
It's just for fun
I have to go to work until 9pm
If I had powers I wouldn't do that
Therefore
I don't have powers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPPmqwnVBXo

yeah, yeah
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I'm so cold, but I wasn't born to be,
I see spirits in my weed smoke, hauntin' me.
https://youtu.be/j8zRlLHheb0
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>>38980056
The secret of the dark soul
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>>38980037
https://youtu.be/9EcMH1FTOx0
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge,
That will stab you in the head whether you’re a fag or lez,
>>
Yelling at people on tv is so much fun.
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>>38980078
I wasn't born sacred and I don't care about traditions so don't push me on this and see how fast I can ruin my day
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>>38979993
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>>38980063
The necessity of concealing the Art is one of the chief anxieties
of alchemists. We are sworn to secrecy by heaven and earth and hell,
By the four elements, by the height and the depth,
By Hermes, by Anubis, and by the howlings of Kerkoros.
An oath has been required of us to reveal nothing clearly to any uninitiated being.
https://youtu.be/kV7VNlKfFag
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>>38979993
>all according to kekaku
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>we create
that which is sacred
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>>38980093
This is lame you should do something right now I'm sick of this
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>>38980066
>sports
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>>38980078
I lay me down tonight, much further down.
https://youtu.be/S_Q-fOj9Mho

The sacrifice of oneself to the pursuit of knowledge
Is the highest tribute to the gods.

If all the mountains were of silver and gold,
What would they profit a man who lives in constant fear of death?
Hence there cannot be in the whole world anything better than our Medicine,
Which has power to heal all the diseases of the flesh.

This is an emergency, music is my galaxy.

Tis true without lying, certain and most true.
That which is below is like that which is above
And that which is above is like that which is below
To do the miracles of one only thing
And as all things have been and arose
From one by the mediation of one:
So all things have their birth
From this one thing by adaptation.

https://youtu.be/loQlJ2cFA6I

I, I came here by day, but I left here in darkness
And found you, found you on the way
Now, it is silver and silent, it is silver and cold
You, in somber resplendence, I hold
Your sins into me
Oh, my beautiful one
Your sins into me, oh
As a rapturous voice escapes, I will tremble a prayer
And I'll beg for forgiveness
Your sins into me (your sins into me)
Oh, my beautiful one

https://youtu.be/-QPvWZX9Kqk

I’m so cold
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>>38980102
>archeology show
but yeah, sort of
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>>38980102
>>38980111
>armchair archeologist
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>>38979682
yes
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>>38980111
https://youtu.be/jOrDwY_RzZI
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Normal is paranormal and paranormal is the real normal.
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>decode
compression
vibrations
>frequencies
interpret
>>flame
>bends
reacts
interpret
signs
cast
>castings
>>decoded
>signs
*casts*
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>>38980103
Thence is born a spirit white as snow,
And another spirit red as blood,
Which two spirits are contained
In a third hidden thing.

You can never go back home.

https://youtu.be/mYyNe5HfqVI
If you listen
Listen listen
Listen close
Beat by beat
You can hear when the heart stops
I kept the pieces

Im hovering throughout time
I hover in these days
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damn jimmy out here calling all the bloods slobs. what if they are all just slobs tho?
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>>38980128
das racist
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>>38980121
https://youtu.be/p8vieRmaBrQ
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>>38980121
>>38980111

https://youtu.be/KZAoyHm1cMc
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what these slobs trying to do?
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>>38980144
>It's supposed to be scary movie
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>>38980158
There are a couple of US comedy shows that many people count as valid news sources these days. They really do a better job of presenting the truth.
>>
https://youtu.be/1EFA5p4WwXQ
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>>38980182
Times up
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>>38980135
Twenty-six years end, still speaking in these tongues
Such revelations, while understood by no one
When the new actor stole the show, who questioned his grace?
Please clear this house of ill-acquired taste

This is my line, this is eternal
How did I ever end up here?
Discarnate, preternatural
My prayers to disappear
Absent of grace, marked as infernal
Ungranted in dead time and left me disowned
To this nature, so unnatural
I remain alone

https://youtu.be/r0WkOBt_6oA
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you know that preserved baby pig smell from biology?
what drug smells like that?
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>im not the one operating
under the terms of sand
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>>38979409
I'm going to miss weed now that I appear to no longer need it to open myself up to "unconventional wisdom". I no longer need weed to reach for apotheosis because I have appeared to reach my own personal apotheosis point and finish every physical/mental/spiritual process behind self actualization.

I also need to no longer worry about wrongful racially motivated termination at work after the migrant blackface ski mask thing because people know I have legal ground to stand on after that... (My 4chan shitposting is partially lawsuit evidence of required because of timestamps and multiple public/law enforcement witnesses lol)

https://youtu.be/Y9wIrd3NHIc?si=pH343ebXROq2y-6t
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>>38980172
You can get away with a lot more with satire since comedy is considered to be an art form and thus can avoid a lot of the culture war handwringing associated with conventional “informative” news. And also if you hear/see a joke and it makes you laugh then you can’t really be mad about it.

Stuff like Anchorman, the chappele show, TWKYK, the other guys, etc were way ahead of their time.
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>>38980189
https://youtu.be/b_Fm7lBr_BM

Pages torn from books we’ve never read,
Cuz we’re locked into this grid.
Don’t pull this plug right now,
Or then we’d really have to live.
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>>38980197
hey slob watchu been up to?
>>
a fucking spic runs the world
the reptile fears the spics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03IaMnjmymo&ab_channel=mikeygenao

i used to hunt iguanas as a kid
and eat them on a stick
it was delicious
i wonder how a reptoid humanoid tastes like
probably like slimey chicken
mmmmmm
>>
hey beautiful
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>>38980209
I’ve eaten Gator meat, and it kind of tastes like a cross between pork and a “dense fish” meat like tuna. Snake is good too.
>>
>>38980209
>>38980218
now if only we could get you to eat your vegetables
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>>38980218
ive always wanted to eat a gator. ive seen bbq rubs of some wild caught gator on youtube and after its skinned, flayed and put on the grill it just looks delicious. put them on a stick and call it a gator kebab. just fucking delicious.
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>>38980217
I’d do it all again, I guess I’ll have to wait until then.
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I'm just here to kill
No much else
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>>38980218

Would recommend eating more reptiles. Idk why they’re pushing bugs when reptiles grow really fast, have very minimal environmental requirements besides like a sunlamp, and the occasional rodent and they taste good.
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>>38980229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh7ScRNRNXI&ab_channel=XXXTENTACION-Topic
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>>38979912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egMcTVkYVqA
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>>38980229
>No much
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(You)Why does this image keep appearing
(You)Why does this image keep appearing
(You)Why...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDx8p_MftdU
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>>38980225
I would but they keep putting the carrots on sticks.
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>>38980242
i bet you can catch it
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>>38980209
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>>38980229
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oHfdmXyo2ug
>ⱼᵤₛₜ gᵢᵥₑ ₘₑ ₛₒₘₑₜₕᵢₙg ₜₒ ₛₕₒₒₜ
:3
>>
Maybe someday I’ll think of what to say,
Maybe next time I’ll remeber what to do.

https://youtu.be/OnF0pkWD2Tc
She looks like heaven,
Maybe this is hell,

>>38980227
She said she’ll do it all again, she promised not to tell.
..

>>38980229
Well it’s okay boy, cuz you know we’ll be good friends,
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yall slobbin too much
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>>38980256
https://youtu.be/1v54GruLHBM
https://youtu.be/DYs4V6bgmwE
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this thread sucks

you people really have nothing to say to each other, it's pathetic
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>>38980242
slob be puting 50k on a stick but that slob knows hes gonna make you pay it all back legally and get blackmail on you to try and force you to work for them for free then send you to prison when you throw up a fuss. that slob tried to do it to a few of my cousins.
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>>38980273
;)
https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM
we migrated to /pol/
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>>38980256
https://youtu.be/oa7mioZulSM

Oh, brother dear, let my bed be made
For I feel the gripe of the woody nightshade.
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>>38980264
https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY
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>>38979764
>if you look at 4stats.io which pulls from the 4chan API you can see that /ng/ accounts for roughly 30~40% of all of /x/‘s posts activity in any given day, and has done so for almost 5 years.
So basically what you're saying is that sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
>>
She took a walk around, I believe she is definitely interested. I was in line, didn't ask her though, my gf is still on the fence. I will have to ask her in 2 weeks, we'll be gone next Sunday.
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>>38980295
Yes.
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>>38980273
Just got here, what's going on today, bro?
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>>38980292
https://youtu.be/FIcTqr4rLwI
Real slow for ya zoogers cha diggin ET upin dere be lukkin an seein takkin toyadude das was has pas nas fukkin cock faggots fssss fssss fssss fssss
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>>38980306
same-old-same-old
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>>38980301
It's really exciting, she is beautiful, and seems like she could be a lot of fun to spend time with
>>
>why does this imagine keep appearing
why can you not stop hearing it :)
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>>38980312
Oh well that can be nice sometimes.
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>>38980318
thats how you intimidate slobs, they get real scared at that face.
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>>38980318
Hello, I really enjoy this image and when I remember it, the advice is extremely motivating. If any of you ever talk to mr. Lebeueuff would you thank him for me?
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>l8r
dₑgₑₙₑᵣₐₜₑₛ
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>>38980273
Yes, this! You guys need to constantly be generating content so that our bots can scrape your posts, so that we can develop more sophisticated psyops against you and produce products that can generate a profit for us. You must entertain us while we exploit you.
>>
:)
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>>38980318
>>38980330

MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

https://youtu.be/5-sfG8BV8wU
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>>38980336
When I was 1
And uh, 2
And a 3
And uh, 4
I knew
I was a special one who had a little more
And they wondered why I was plumb rotten to the core
It was nothing but an itty bitty L84
2Nite
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>>38980360
Pretty much all my dreams are me chasing some sort of monster or evil. How do I get dreams about sitting on beaches sipping cocktails?
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>>38980375
I’m probably not the best person to ask for advice on that. I’ve never had a nightmare before.
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>>38980369
>L84
late for?
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>>38980360
https://youtu.be/Vk68iFf6gXE
Hey we bout to bubble so embed it in your psyche.
https://youtu.be/K-PdbfkA7LM
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>>38980375
I had badass dreams last night, vampires queens and shit, I kept her glass full of prosecco/champagne
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>>38980382
They're not nightmares, really, just like tiring, it's not like hunting people isn't work.
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>>38980389
You are a scholar and a gentleman.
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>>38980396
she called me a slave, but she still sat in my lap and that was comfy
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>>38980389
Last night I actually caught something. It was a big snarling dog, so I put out my fist for it to smell, it snarled and bit, but when it opened it's mouth it had a weird under bites, so it ended up sort of sucking on my fist, like a baby does a thumb, it was very cute. Then I woke up.
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>>38980392
Maybe read a fun/exciting book or watch a movie that takes place in the kind of setting you would like to visit as a kind of psychic immersion?
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>>38979409
I love showering in cum
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>>38980402
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>>38980407
now tell me about your mother
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Freedom on Earth is not freedom, simple as. We can't even comprehend freedom.
No-one chooses to be a slave, they were one day and they continue being until this place decides they're not anymore.
Our freedom is determined by what we really are. The brain, or are we inside the brain?
Hell I have no idea who I am, hell.
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>>38980425
https://youtu.be/9CDU6q_dG0s
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>>38980407
lmao
>>38980410
ye you do ;)
>>38980421
she was gorgeous, she looked like Winona Ryder and ye it's probably because I was watching (92)Dracula before I went to sleep, it was badass though
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>>38980422
Nice lady.
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>>38980460
very strict?
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>>38980469
Not really.
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>>38980477
>Not really?
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>>38980318
guys I recognize some of those pixels

wouldn't it be fun if we found out where this picture was taken so that we could troll 'the Beef' ?
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caught in a trap I can't look back baby I hate days like this
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>>38980496
"No." Seemed too terse, I thought. "Not particularly." Would have been alright too.

Perhaps, "nope." would have been best.
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>>38980508
https://youtu.be/up_wE9EfOrE

https://youtu.be/nMpxb-PsEss
>>
What exactly happened to me?
>>
running around like a clown on purpose
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>>38980521
jewish parasites attempted to pervert your mind
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>>38980510
mhm mhm
what is your opinion of king charles?
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>>38980520
https://youtu.be/fqiasBVGtX8

https://youtu.be/gnWKhq8l_5c

We are but men.
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>>38980526
I don't keep up with celebrities.
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>>38980522
https://youtu.be/T1B52QTvYDk
the last shall be first had nothing to do with race
only joggers (retards) believed it did
it's male and female
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>>38980534
what is a celebrity?
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>>38980547
a person in a gilded cage
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>>38980547
celebrity /sə-lĕb′rĭ-tē/
noun

One who is widely known and of great popular interest. Fame or popular renown. Celebration; solemnization.
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>>38980466
https://youtu.be/AqSDQ5mR1gU
https://youtu.be/krpQH4F0RCc
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>>38980551
and are you nervous to be here today?
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>>38980560
nope
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>>38980548
Uhhhhhh
Im coming through
Thought you knew
Fuck if you didn’t
Fuck you
https://youtu.be/tAA4cKDL5Go
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>>38980560
yes, very
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>>38980564
excellent,
do you have any questions before we begin?
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>>38979718
Wouldn't Nobody know this and just toy with them... a cat smacking mice around?
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>>38980579
Why should I care what you do?
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>>38980570
Ejaculatory
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>>38980570
I'm Christ, how do you do
https://youtu.be/10ZTr4evw8Y
'celebrities' are within a gilded cage
I would NEVER wish to be such a person
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>>38980584
ah,
you've been doing so well,
but that was not the question.
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>>38980551
I fucking love celebrities
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>>38980593
Perfect.
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>>38980560
Don't be nervous, Nervous Ron.
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>>38980592
https://youtu.be/0GEX_sVwUn4
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>>38980604
Let King Charles be King, Nobody doesn't give af. It's a dumb position anyway.
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>>38979409
>tfw
>>
the nono knows now
>>
Nobody does have a sort of prime directive, trust no one, they're all corrupted. Leave the retarded monkey alone and everyone will win, Or, you know, fuck around and find out.
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>>38980616
If it is vain why should nobody care?
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>>38979409
THE NOBODY IS A PIRATE
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>>38980623
longer than you did

>>38980625
vain?
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>>38980614
https://youtu.be/10ZTr4evw8Y
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>>38980624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPVs1heWJGY
>>
Let beggars be beggars
Let kings be kings
Let me be me
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>>38980624
Oh hahahaha you’re in

What gave it away?
-_-

https://youtu.be/d5XJ2GiR6Bo
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>>38980555
In minecraft
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>>38980624
Ah, but they can't stop because they won't stop and they won't stop because they can't stop. Inevitable. All paths lead to the end, its just a matter of where you want to be at the end.
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>>38980647
>, its just a matter of where you want to be at the end
I'm already where I want to be.
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>>38980631
>vain?
Meaningless. Of no significant value.
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>>38979409
I am happy now that I spend more time outside with my old friends including my childhood friends, the ones who I have left because I considered them to be valuable relationships.

I started smoking less weed to invest in self actualization and I saw rapid and insane results the first month because I positioned myself correctly and invested in the right materials, I played my cards right and the plan I mentally drew up work
>>
I get it. Coat tail riders gotta ride, but Nobody's too informal for tails...

>>38980661
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>>38980658
Then it is a matter of holding it.
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>>38980661
Kings seek out sages, sages never seek out Kings. Why strive for the middle?
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>>38980634
Nah kaleb, itz ez r than that

https://youtu.be/5AywIL5_eYM

Deep in the castle and back from the war
Back with my baby and the fire burned tall
"Hoorah!" went the men down below
All outside was the rain and snow
Hear our shouts, hear our roars
We’re probably gonna have a barrel or much, much more
Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yeah
Over the hill with the swords of a thousand men
We had to meet the enemy a mile away
Thunder in the air and the skies turned grey V
Assembling the (k)nights and their swords were sharp,
There was hope in our English hearts
Hear our roar, hear our sound
We're gonna fight until we have won this town!
Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yeah
Over the hill with the swords of a thousand men!
The (k)nights come along at the end of the day.
Some were half-alive and some had run away.
Hear our triumph! Hear our roars!
We're gonna drink a barrel or much, much more!
Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yeah!
Over the hill with the swords of a thousand men!
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>>38980673
No problem.
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>>38980680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEM45nkfwqk
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>>38980668
How many became Buhhda by copying Buddha?
How many did chasing it cause to fail?
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>>38980681
I hope it can survive material destruction. Best of luck to you.
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>>38980694
How many Buddhas allowed themselves to be made Kings?
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>>38980706
I'll be fine.
>>
the nobody got 3 cheap steaks and some rice and french style green beans he is very happy
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>Let's vaguely threaten God and see if we can scare it into corrupting itself for us.
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>>38980676
>Kings seek out sages, sages never seek out Kings. Why strive for the middle?

Who says that? What is a lobbyist if not a sage knowledgeable in the good his cause is?
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>>38980728
>What is a lobbyist
a shill

A sage has no needs that lobbying will satisfy.
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>>38980722
?
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>>38980741
.
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>>38980680
come to /pol/ and play with us
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>>38980735
How is the difference spotted?
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>>38980750
If you need to ask, you'll never know.
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>>38980754
I'll consider it time saved.
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>>38980759
Good job.
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>>38980646
In mindcraft:

https://youtu.be/TF1rCraVQW4
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>>38980691
It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up! magazine
Salt-n-Pepa and Louis V up in the limousine
Hangin' pictures on my wall
Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl
I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped
Smokin' weed in Bambú, sippin' on Private Stock
Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack
With the hat to match
Remember Rappin' Duke? Duh-ha, duh-ha
You never thought that hip-hop would take it this far
Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight
Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner
Peace to Ron G, Brucie B, Kid Capri
Funkmaster Flex, Louis V, Starski
I'm blowin' up like you thought I would
Call the crib, same number, same hood, it's all good
And if you don't know, now you know, nigga
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Now I’m feeling all alone in a world of broken dreams,
I can hardly see the light, that’s just the way it seems.
But I keep my faith alive, I will never give up hope.
There must be something inside me that I can use to cope.
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Women have the minds of toddlers
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>>38980813
Exacerbated by narcissism.
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>>38980813
https://youtu.be/aukTjFrF7MI
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>>38980813
>>38980818
Who hurt ya lil guy?
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maybe if I say ewww a couple hundred more times he'll get angry
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It's a common myth that it's good to be the king. It's not, it is in fact good to be near the king, but not him. You get all the power you need, more money than God and you're not the public face of anything. A public face is in fact a person in a cage.
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>>38980781
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>>38980825
https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI?si=Rw8BXzK3FY6XuaPk
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>>38980825

Women, and Eve, and Sydney.

Truly, they are fucking stupid, saith The Lord God, amen.

>I'm back.
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>>38980813
abrahamic cultists have the minds of slaves
https://youtu.be/61ejbibAE-o
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A King is a slave with better quarters.
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>>38980841
oh don't do that, don't hurt yourself, lil fella.
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>>38980847

Continue, or die.

I have spoken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZff8pFzNk
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Cutting off your foot to get out of a trap hurts for a little bit. They are doing amazing things with prosthetics today.
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>>38980864
Sometimes a song can be a joke and there's no hidden message.
You're not a really this dumb, are you?
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>>38980866
>I have spoken.
So?

>>38980872
>You're not a really this dumb, are you?
absolutely
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>>38980809
I love u
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Forrest Gump was a badass, won the Congressional medal of honor, not the dude that I'd fuck with.
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>>38980878
>>38980870

So.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MQF4JavSSxE
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>>38980887
i dont get it, speak on this
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>>38980878
>absolutely
Puzzle pieces fitting together
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I'm just here to chew bubble gum and break shit, and I'm all outta cabbages.
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>>38980892

Jesus Christ is Him is 3301, is Me, is God is Jesus Christ, amen, amen, AMEN.

>You're the last

I CHOSE (YOU).

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UCm9lfYqcNA
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the nono is grinning like a barracuda
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>>38980915
Good for (you).
I don't give a fuck.
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>>38980915
jesus is the literal antichrist
Christ = unconditional love
~the mother love is unconditional~ is a universal echo
the jew: jesus: is the antichrist
welcome to the new age
TKD
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>>38980921

Speak with your hands, no one.
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>>38980628
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Peace out nibbuhs, I'm off to buy more weed.

Long may Charles reign bb.
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Idk chat, do (you) think (you) know the Nobody?
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>>38980933
>>38980929
>>38980921

Christ is The Christ.

>No, this needs to happen now

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ya7fIwN1HQ8

>Die.
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>>38980938
Good luck with all that.
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>>38980948

Believe, or die, Your Choice (Branden, Brayden, etc[?])

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kTTc4bmkD0Y
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Everyone, Fear. Me.

today is a beautiful cloudy day

>let go
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the nono knows of the Judea
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>>38980960

Fuck the poster, formerly known as Dispo.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BeSYqFL9dIo

I am Rick Grimes

Hershal is The Father (God)
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No more running away, Judas.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZXqAjCiCh68
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>>38980938
define Christ.
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Hershel.
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>>38980993

The Son of God.

UNDERSTAND.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mO0UxwF85Mo
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>>38979550
>>38979744
>>38979561
Where's Daphne?
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/29203549/#q29203549
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>>38981000
define God
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>>38981016

I AM.

Exodus 3:14

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3JIxkrDqjq8
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>Your boyfriend does concrete?
>I do a bit of brick work.
>I never have to lift more than one at a time.
>Then I throw it in the river when I’m done.
>There was a child born with my last name.
>I am not the father.
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>>38981021
so 'jewish' = completely discounted
jesus 'is' the antichrist.
fuck you and your gaybrahamic shit faggot
>>
>The father of the child is also one of us.
>Can’t marry our ex-wives off to just anyone
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>>38981029

Exactly, free yourself, Kaleb's Brother.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ppI8iG2b-co

>Die.
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>>38981037
prove to me what God is without jewish scripture you fucking FAGGOT, if your 'deity' was REAL you would have its spirit and be able to prove it
being reliant on jewish text just proves you're a fucking ((golem))
but you can TRY vs me.
what is God (no jewish text)
go.
>>
>>38980840
the accuracy
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>>38981048

7.
>>
>I am an undocumented United States Citizen
>I have no idea where or when I was born
>I use the birth certificate of my fathers first child who was still born
>I joined the Army when I was 15 and fought in Iraq when I turned 18.
>Every single piece of identification I have is fake!
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>>38981057
https://youtu.be/aHjpOzsQ9YI
777
my sign
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>I had a Mormon penpal named Caleb who was also a GATE student
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God I'm such a sexy beast
Women and men are infatuated with me
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>>38981066

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y02GS_qEM28
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>FUCK THE BOY SCOUTS!
>I WANTED TO SHOOT MACHINE GUNS!
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>>38981075

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Gq3EOwV2I
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>I bet Caleb and I are cousins…
>My mom’s side had a lot of Mormons too.
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>>38981072
prove God without jewish text.
go.
you believe in it don't you?
so you should have FELT IT AND EXPERIENCED IT
now show your results
oops, they look like you just believe LIES that appeal to your ego huh?
and you have NOTHING to add but are completely reliant on the 'supposed' authority that is given by jewish texts.
fucking ((golem))
prove God
go.
no balls faggot
>>
>chillin!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
>>
>>38981086

4.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaTn3oRPtzg
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>>38981091
https://youtu.be/FOkkE93coIg
just prove it to me
it should be EASY if it's REAL
but you are reliant on the authority of something like the ((bible))
I wipe my ass with the bible
jesus is the antichrist
now PROVE God is real.
go...
it should be easy, you're a believer...
go...
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the nobody is the pedophiler always looking at the kid
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>>38981100
>>38981098

Tell me in plain terms what proof you desire, and truly, it shall be given to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYXQRHsdIo
>>
>The Nobody is an orange tabby.
>He’ll be home knocking soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIGKlicb8n0
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>>38981105
prove God faggot
it's simple.
no 'bible' only ~personal~ experience
like it should be if it was REAL
PROVE IT.
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>>38981117

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk7YQc6cHZw&t=262s
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>>38981105
what even is that picture
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>>38981123
PROVE IT FAGGOT
you can't can you?
I can if I choose...
why can't you?
you pathetic piece of shit
fucking ((golem))
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>>38981100
age of consent is 16 here, it's fine
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>>38981075
>AND GET FED TASY SPIDERS! YUMMY!
>AND HAVE BIG COCKS SHOOT INTO MY MOUTH LIKE MACHINE GUNS!
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>>38981125
>>38981128

Me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_fgNJaO0P4
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>>38981138
pathetic
https://youtu.be/wi-ai9baFd0
I am Christ.
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...wasn't just passive, the nobody actively decoded the manipulation around him, where is that post
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>>38981141

No, you are not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJCocA9EJdo
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>>38981156
according to someone that can't even prove God?
yes I am
I AM CHRIST
you are a ((golem))
faggot
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>>38981141

I'm restraining myself, currently, via The Holy Spirit, but if you persist, Judas, I WILL NOT show Mercy.

You have been warned.
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>>38981170
restraining, prove God.
that's all I ask
you expect me to believe in something you can't prove?
are you retarded? (yes)
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>>38981168

I can't prove anything, that;s the curse you have fucking laid upon me, you stupid fat fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sWe-MXs4ho
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>>38981175

So be it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzL_1ELHS0c&t=91s
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>>38981176
you believe in jewish lies
I can prove a father, I can prove a mother
you can't even prove Christ
the SIMPLEST aspect to prove
you're a fucking ((golem))
>>38981183
so be it
I'm Christ, you're a golem.
https://youtu.be/ZJLr_O6lhrY
>>
>>38981195

Rest, in Jesus' name, amen.
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>>38981213
jesus is the antichrist
I am Christ.
>>
the nobody lets men do foul things to him for bus fair then he walks home
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>>38981221

Read that again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-yIcHjADF0
>>
>>38981223

Yeah, pretty much, the nobody is a man-whore, KEK.
>>
>>38981226
read these nuts nigga
>>
>>38981235

kek
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>>38981233
Yes he is~
>>
>>38981244
>>38981240
>>38981235
>>38981233
>>38981226

Yep, sucks to Be Me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1bA32NQWHA
>>
you forget your God is a demon
https://youtu.be/-phF9gy10Jk
>>38981251
>>
>>38981261

Blasphemy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCKBmVA0-hc
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>>38981274
the only blasphemy is claiming a single source father and that a 'male' is the source is Christ
I am a dragon.
TKD
>>
>Thanks my Mormon cousins!
>I’ll knock on his door soon.
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>>38981274
LMAO that would have been gnarly.
>>
>>38981285

Scared fucking coward, little child, scared little fat boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyYJ1oXO64Q
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>>38981289
Some Mormons came in just a little while ago
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>>38981323
Every girl is so fucking hot today
Dunno what happened
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>>38980954
>Believe, or die,
ok, no problem will die
>Your Choice (Branden, Brayden, etc[?])
Not even close
>>
>>38981320

The Rapture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KUW_VtvZ4w
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>>38981322

Your Choice.

We all saw you.

>Obito = Kaleb
>Kakashi = Dispo
>Rin = Sydney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHp_8VRW64I
>>
>>38980958
>Everyone, Fear. Me.
nah

>>38980976
>known as Dispo.
they have nothing to do with this

>>38980993
>define Christ.
a myth

>>38981048
>prove to me what God is without jewish scripture
Brahma

>>38981223
oh no...

>>38981333
>We all saw you.
>>Obito = Kaleb
>>Kakashi = Dispo
>>Rin = Sydney
what? I don't namefag
>>
can you feel it lingering in your mind in your very being the nonotism as it silently take over forcing you into nonosexuality then eventual creating a nonophile can you feel it?
>>
When the Buddha was still not quite the Buddha he sat under a tree meditating, and Mara, the Lord of confusion sent his daughters to tempt the wannabe Buddha, they tried to scare him, to tempt him with lust, to tempt him with riches, promises of power etc etc.

The Jesus myth goes on about how Jesus went through similar trials in the desert with the devil.

The lessons of these stories are clear.

No Gods. No Masters. No being a God or Master either.

Om mane padme hum
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>>38981368
Om mane hee samosa :3
https://youtu.be/R5wxJk1bK9c?si=BdzmJpZdo8KRBr2w
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>>38981548
:)
>>
>and I say hey heay yeah yaaaaa what's goin' om?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>
>>38980830
Pedophiles saying ew and gaslighting others sure. We know slobslijeyou ain't on shut which is why you act like a scared infant and cry accusations but nothing ever happens.
>>
>>38981223
That domino's is plenty fucked huh? Just let the fed slob enjoy his kinks as long as it keeps him away from the kids.
>>
>>38981691
what?
>>
>>38981320
It's not real
>>
Glowie apocalypse in this thread.
>>
Edgy Kaleb ur blatant as hell kid.
>>
>>38979434
The nobody is a cat.
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>>38979505
She's ALWAYS going to be so gorgeous bros.
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>>38979779

epitome of NARCISSUSM

fuck you esau
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