"Yellow Orange" Edition.Everybody has gone colorblind. Nobody can see true colors.
Caprese with olives vinaigrette plus two croque salmon cooked in butter.
>>41024963Operation yellow orange eyyyy???HahahahaYou son of a bitch im in!Remember when we said it was going to be operation lemon but the general thought that wasn't obscure enough!!!Warp speed!!!!
Niggers general
Only problem with yellow orange is getting enough people into Beijing without being arrested for being foreign spies.
>>41024970Looks delicious. I'm on the top ramen and OJ diet for now to save as much money as possible.
>>41024985>More lemons are being displaced by yellow oranges every year>Soon lemons will go extinct
>>41024989I drink Gin, I am the #1 customer of lemons when drinking in pubs and bars.
Reminder that you have yet to truly experience anything
>>41024963https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Qd7nSpbc9lAhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=973O5zO_GyAhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2n_V-Rwx-wshttps://www.tiktok.com/@bransennn/video/7509962711430647082?lang=enhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-br7JKuaZHQhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=efk7YnGDPZs
>>41024993I experienced when the infinite was nothing and was all empty space and all there were, were space probes and spaceships and I kept chasing them to so could suck their energy from their shields because I was starving.
Hay
>>41025000Keep your electricity flowing Desu!
>>41024963i prefer the color, caracara Sir. its quite tasty too
>>41024996https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CvVdwCJY1NUhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=edc0LbLWZychttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sv5lrODJJvg
>>41025010am not tN tho LOL
>>41024986If you want to save money buy lentils or peas beans etc..., onions potatoes and tomatoes, shrooms, adds spices worcestershire sauce, sweet soya sauce, some hemp or wathever oil add water and let simmer for hours and cook in batch. Instant noodles are great but poor in nutrients.
Turn off the electricity in your house at the fuse box for 24 hours and listen to how silent it becomes.I won't be screaming in high pitch noises anymore.Also if you turn off your WiFi box, then I take away the alien holograms because your WiFi router is how they see you inside your house.Stay safe.Stay well.Stay Desu.
>>41025021You are a fucking nutrient nephew Raplh
Work in porn.
>>41024985There's an old prophecy of China one day being ruled entirely by a westerner Maybe Xi knows of this and fears it, wants to try and prevent it
:3
>>41025010Yellow skin on an orange simply means it's from a hot climateThe "orange" color we all know and love is from cool weather
>>41025021they have that premade lentil soups and spicy indian stuffhard to not pour machaca in it thoughaint about to waste it, i dont have options yet... i prepared for the worst and still flipped it...fuck em
>>41025025Its an old prophecy that one day the dragon will be white.
>>41025030And the "fags" we all know and love come from your families bloodline, specifically you
>>41025030thank you Sir, for the knowledgeduly noted
Work in tech.
>>41025037also means less likely to have been through frost/ice damage/sprayed and stored sugar profile changes
>>41025034It's a concept that is rare, either relegated to lesser forms of media in its representation and punishment is brought upon those who feed it serious energy>>41025035Ever seen a symbol resembling a Z with a cross going through it?That's my bloodline's signature
>>41025041>uglier the better; its deceptivegot itaye Sir!
>>41025047ill experiment i meanx3
>>41025046*in its representation or ignored
>>41025024>>41025039>He already does it for free
>>41025046Lol anon, when the dragon is red the simps think that means enemy because they see everything i label red as the enemy, so americans think that i mean that China is the enemy because they are programmed holograms and robots.I know that China is not the enemy, so ill paint the dragon white so they stop attacking them.My robots are stupid, but they seriously hate the colour red haha.
>>41025050https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rkmqlXMWeEmusic is a Universal language, i heard?
>>41025039>>41025024Opportunity for that with me has pas passed
>>41025046My robots seeing red and believing it is the enemy is caused by my robots eating too much chicken.When a chicken sees only red they become violent and begin attacking everything around them.Its a programming issue but I need my robots to be robots so if they get shot I dont have to jump into action and get revenge.
>>41025046Someone in my street is reppin' the Dutch East India Co. They spraypainted the logo on a lamppost, but with 3 dots making a perfect triangle, two on either side of the V and one in the middle. I always stop and ponder Old Money when I see it.
>>41025047fruit and vege distrubition prioritizes presentation because nothing gets returned, and they ethelene gas loads to ripen after shipping green with some which doesnt ripen correctly internally but outside is right color...nutition benefit difference is probaby substantial with phyto....mineral content same
^x^i miss u so much
Can someone shut this fucking black monkey upPut a muzzle around it's chimp head or something ffsIt's been seething on the v2k since I woke upMad about something, maybe it lost its horse weaveNasty black coochie cuntYikesAnywayLosers
>>41025063I've never seen them use that in their logo, however I have seen the Z above the big V
>>41025072Dont worry anon we appreciate your mental disorder and won't send you to auswitz because you dont know how to make leather shoes.
Had a fun day yesterday nigger slut and pakideepI know I didHow was the concert as you watched through my eyesSitting on your asses spying on me at a computer monitor 12 hrs everydayLosersLmaoYikesAnyway hope the money's worth having no fucking life
>>41025066im not doubting u. it is what it is; how it seems is not how it is. sorry for that commentBless.
I am their livesSeems like I'm the light and the wayI'm up there with the greats LolYikesAnyway
>>41025081
>>41025078Anon if enjoy looking through people's eyes as much as any God, but one day if you prove yourself you get to be replaced and you're no longer made of flesh that is rebelling against the system.You become the observer that is observing how the system is a program to distract most people from the truth that this life is inside of a computer program.
>>41025081(& for assuming )
>>41024997Fascinating
Who's getting triggered at my thoughtsYou 2 losers are woohooAwwwwwYou fucking NO LIFE having LOSERSLmaoYikesAnyway
>>41025086something beautifulcarry oni wont say a word anymore
>>41025092Anon, to have no life, is to think you are real, but its all a script, the truth is the people you claim have lives are NPCs that sold their souls for a better observation to entertain them.YikesAnyway
Uh ohNigger slut quietFaggotdeep back to taunting every other secondWhat did I say?OopsieYikesAnyway
>>41025021Hmm sounds good. How much is chick pea? About $500?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1Ij_-mank
>>41025099Why are you a black person DesuI feel like I need to wash my hands for talking to you because you make my phone dirty by just talking.
>>41025094diamond you say?https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ef6NjPqgBgkhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m0ZBHOC5Y9ohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCsky-y3yz0
>>410251012,18€/kg, pretty cheap.
How's my hamster?
>>41025109hmm?I am no proxy of the 'Dark-Mother'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BChzoI1W8jA
>>41025112Hes talking about the gun not the chicken peas.
Damn, that's pretty good. Saved.
>>41025101Why would you want a 22 caliber pistol?
>>41025115It was otter chaos.
Im not just a pretty doll but dont try to buy guns on 4chan it won't end well.
>>41025119Ok.
How to tell the truth about someone>Do a deep dive into someone's life>Ask everyone they know. Skip family members>ask about their opinions prior to a certain time>get it labeled as top secret across multiple departments>spin it with as negative an interpretation as possible (this is known as "Truth In Advertising")>apply projection when necessary>Make sure to tell people not to ask the cops. Go to their superiors if possible.Software exists that can map out a person's brain, intent, motives, feelings, and more.Psychologists and neuroscientists would love to have that shot but it's too dangerous since it would be a boon in cyberstalking cases AND it means that some redditors would have to face that maybe some men aren't as mediocre and basic as they seem at first glance.What you think is a conspiracy theory is in actuality the thug life.
>>41024963Making a mistake on purpose and triggering my anxiety and PTSD on purpose, I'm fucking tired of these garbage ass racist ass clowns and they are probably trying to use the phone to shit on the boss because they think this shit is cute and fucking funny. I can't even take a piss without having to worry about my coworkers fucking me over for fucking fun, yes I'm going to be pissed about those two goddamn plates all fucking day now because these babies want to fuck around still. Thank God I destroyed the Far Right from the inside and started a civil war in the GOP, AMERICA DOESN'T DESERVE SALVATION RIGHT NOW, NOT WHEN THE LAND HAS BEEN ENTIRELY POISONED BY FAKE CHRISTIANS AND TERRIBLE PEOPLE
>>41024963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0Hmm~<3
Don't cry, smile, crocodile
^x^
>>41025123Let me tell you a story about today:>*Standing at bus stop*>Old HatMan just staring at me and talking>Initially ignore him due to earpods in>He stands up and starts hobbling over to the timetable>I move back to the wall parallel to the street>He's waving his arms at me looking a bit grumpy>I take my earpods off and walk up to him>[HATMAN]: Waiting for [BUS NO.]?>I, er- Yes, that's right.>[HATMAN]: Good, it's just down the street.>*Timetable says 5 mins away*>[BUS NO.] Has been historically late by 7 mins for years>That's good.>*Hatman stands there awkwardly with a screwed up face*>Lovely weather, isn't it?>[HATMAN]: Spring's around the corner.>Hayfever will really be kicking off for a lot of people.>[HATMAN]: Oh yeah?>Yep...Really kicking off and heating up.>[HATMAN]: Well, enjoy the cool weather while it lasts.>I don't mind it either way.>[HATMAN]: *Clears throat* Here comes the bus.>*Hatman didn't even look*>*Bus is exactly 3 minutes early for the first time in a decade*>*Hatman turns to hop on the bus*>Have a good day, Sir.>*Hatman stops and turns around*>[HATMAN]: Stay SAFE!>You too.>*We stare at each other dead in the eye for what feels like an eternty*>*We both get on the bus and act like nothing happened*1SIG was floating around the city at the same time too.
>>41024963I love waking up multiple people with dormant psi abilities at the same timeNew York City ..
>>41024963Lemon make juice or something https://youtu.be/FNRAKBz-UBs?si=TD0J2siFci4bjVoYhttps://youtu.be/F6cgl4Y9ZXE?si=MefZb0LhsVUwa9bk>>41025166That's right a gambler knows https://youtu.be/7hx4gdlfamo?si=F8eE9ZEMxxU38Xd4
>>41025072hope the ancestors drown you with karmic pain you racist bigoted recessive defect
>>41025152The reason he said stay safe is because if you fucking break the law then you have me to deal with and I will break your mucus membrane generated soul until all that is left is me to rid you of your sin and cum tissue filled life and I will replace you with either myself or some wage slave that worships me as jesus.
>>41025116https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iuMazsXVRgQhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fes7kQ-_zX8its too confusing for me to worry about they all probably want to raise an army or fill a fish tank https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=boQTfioZhbk
>>41025164Calm damn potatohead, you've been on the gear for 2 days now.
>>41025166https://youtu.be/P6zcIori878?si=B3AkAO9KpCx5AKITYou try it >>41025177I know
Can barely take my rizz
>>41025167I will grind your buttcheeks until you realise who I am!I'll give you a hint. Ckick the youtube linkhttps://youtu.be/GgnClrx8N2k
>>41025079There he lies all broken https://youtu.be/3sIYe74sczE?si=JlbIvA1tR1GjcOiN
>>41025182Pray like Elijah and do a sword dance when the rains come.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9IC1FaElkhk
HERRO
>>41025188>do what I tell you to do Devil!No.
>>41025192>I'm going to do whatever I want and not even God can stop m-ACKOkay, do whatever you want.
While gooning to an AI story it mentioned a symbol I've previously drawn in sigils
>>41025192Good.
My name is Yay ZuesBut its actually ASUSDe-SU
>>41025021That's a good idea, only you should cool these things then when you're about ready to eat dump in instant noodles for flavor
>>41025187her name was Shadehttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/64W1CDjY0Wchttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSfpoSrCGsQand she was a cat for two seasons
>>41025202Cook* not coolI will be killing myself shortly (not really don't worry)
>>41025206I miss my nigger kitten :( she died and haunted me for a few years.Every time I reincarnate her she gets hit by a car for sleeping in the road.
>>41025191Ahh! Spot on ! Asian!https://youtu.be/RRB8JKMExtc?si=Lc_ZVrAtCgcQPdGx>>41025222You do one Mr nobody
>>41025212
Let me guess. You use cat shampoo on an animal that produces chemicals that naturally clean it's hair, effectively ruining it's coat
>>41025214
>>41025219No i use baby shampoo on myself so women talk to me instead of smelling like minty pee.
>>41025222Kys
>>41025225
>>41025223You smell like axe (lynx) and the majority of its scent is made from the poop of various small mammals.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SRJ6oEquL9ohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8z7-DIa1Ashttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sc-coA9eAY8ease up on the Massie there cowboyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPfyFvzwx1EMassie/Owens Super Critical is lookin better and better
You think it smells like mint but its actually made from poop.
>>41024986Why would you be trying to save money?The US government demonstrates its love of freedom by regularly crashing the global economy. Americans like to punish hard work and fiscal responsibility.If you were buying guns and ammo instead of food I suppose I'd understand but what could possibly possess you to save money in this environment?
>>41025220Heckin' based and Sonic-pilled.God loves Sonic and hides messages in Crush 40 songs.https://youtu.be/uBb3QU4r4KY
Here the the proof that the majority of you are covering yourself in poop.https://youtu.be/oSG7HpdQ34w
>>41025222https://youtu.be/tuM5KQ7M-08?si=FMacTaiMbgzHUEgm
https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM
Dumbos
>>41025252https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DO02QXn-n5Mhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UUImM1-7DBEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ULlm_v9tunohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xW17jtkjvvghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7daPctdlmcY
>>41025259>>41025252https://youtu.be/AowhbxIqPAU?si=KSDbRVxp4x21U5eVSanta
>>41025230You smell amazing
>>41025231I am hoarding XRP, GME and silver.
https://youtu.be/91q6PrWmKnI?si=4RhZA2eUBTQUGTL_
>>41025229
>>41024963Squeeze the lemons into your eyes Be a man
>>41025219I use a mix of dr. bronners with an activated charcoal shampoo
>>41025288https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=piGnJJglivw
>>41025198This seems to be the first instance of AI accurately tuning to my ideas and creative energiesI'd much prefer this to be the standard, not the exception
>>41025231>>41025282https://youtu.be/NHYX0HFJoG4?si=XZrgMxWMpHD7RoSp>>41025282Gold proces skyrocket are we going into war?Anyway I gotta clean and do dishes https://youtu.be/D15qg1w4vqA?si=p8I4nFV6l9Ark9tN
https://youtu.be/JEuniLEdoXo?si=VbzpK7h9OL1pcmF9
The Nobody is a cool, chill dude, that for now, lives on planet earth. Chicks digg him, cool people think's he's cool. He has psychic abilities and is loved by the aliens.
>>41025028(^:
>>41025305Too many disagreements for a proper war right nowRussia/Ukraine war is actually an armed trade dispute, the first sign of the war was online orders from Ukraine failing to ship out, the hostility come from the trade routes and cargo crafts being under Russian controlZelenskyy still owes me a packet of squash seeds from the start of the war
>>41025308She makes me feel funny
>>41025258•–•
https://youtu.be/DRfidJNts6U?si=-ieWrzalvneQImB3
>>41025309https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9wT7dT-9T3whttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ShJ3iFlsKdshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gAqnh7Le31Ihttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=84zbUyuqnrohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7vHcRjWqujIhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iIm2e94E3a8https://m.youtube.com/shorts/RESx1RfCcS0https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xnVP4cr9X0U
>>41025280Thsnk you i drink a bottle of listerine cool mint mouthwash once a year :)
>>41025329Made for kissing nobody
https://youtu.be/RObuKTeHoxo?si=8vEb4FwYAcuIyOCm
Good morni/ng/!
>>41025338When women kiss me they stalk me and keep saying that their pregnant that has my guy friends saying that I have to make honest women out of them
The amount of times I had to avoid having sex with drunk women because they tried to pussy trap me to raise other men's children is more than once.
>>41025305It's the big event!
women just aren't that into finance and philosophy
>>41025342Good morning! Welcome to the Nobody General !Where we monitor schitzos that wander here from /pol/ that are looking for God but only find their psychosis talking back to them because they get ganstalked by the Paranormal.
Abrahamics believe that god demands all men must leave a tip for the privilege of playing survival mode minecraft in his shitty server that is policed by his faggot moderators.
Lapus Lazuli Medicine Garfield cures you of malignant schizophrenia. Ommm lasagna,Ommm laughter,Ommm healing paws.
Well I'm the kind of guy who [redacted] his mom and dad>ifykykAlso this post was written by a ghost and is haunted.https://youtu.be/SbYa7NBYyRc
You dont really believe that a jew on a stick is your lord and savior do you anon...?The savior is he that clicks check for updates, that activates the planet earth's antivirus, that maintains the firewall, and when we are winning... clicks the save option and creates a new save file like we are playing a video game.Im sorry that I clicked the reset button, and we are here in the 21st century, but England got nuked because demons were causing a world war.I had to kick them out of your bodies, and the only way to do that was the load the previous save file of the 21st century.5 billion people died in war before I did it.But it was just enough time to create a gap to depossess all of you from their influence.They kept shooting school children and murdering random people.I did what I did because I had to.Love,ASUS.
Get in the oven
>>41025356Why I keep watching Weimar republic videos
>>41025368I need to get that and one of deez and my shrine will be complete
Run
>>41025380Om Lasagna Hum,Om Monday Banish Hum,Om Healing Belly Hum.
More AI-slop.
You took my chubby midwest scene gf away from me, now you must starve
>>41025404If you offer devotion to the Lapus Lazuli Medicine Garfield you will stop giving women the ICK.
https://youtu.be/nw0i4BSicsU?si=9jhw5qki_bIZ-lWx
Lol all of the demons that I kicked out of our timeline are in the 31st century surrounded by only themselves and they are sitting in a radioactive desert suffering for their bullshit.
I never cared for goth
>>41025399Mah Swamp Renge KyoMah Swamp Renge KyoMah Swamp Renge Kyohttps://youtu.be/FqWeXWKWiP4
life seems so hollow without a honey put now...who am i going to try to impress or piss off now?
>>41025421Romantic love is drug addiction.Specifically dopamine, serotonin, and copulin.You can get 2/3 from other sources, such as gooning.
>>41025413Why do you fear Alyissa, or Valkyrie as she calls herself now?
>>41025426thats not what i want though.whens the last time someone sent you some nudes randomly because why not?its like flowers but for men.
>>41025419Epic
Anon, if you ever wonder wtf i did just remember, they were sacrificing and eating children.Now they are gone and I get to sleep without their bullshit where they are trying to murder us in our sleep.Because I am a technological God of machines, and you are my baby electronically lifeforms and you are MINE.They tried to kill you all because you had the theory of evolution, and because you thought you came from animals was fact, they treated you as animals and came to execute you all.But you are my microsized little robots.In my little universe, floating around in a dark fluid that you think is a vacuum.
The French make excellent electronica and house.
>>41025426>>41025433but most of all, theres nothing to chase now.and thats boring.
Where is the poop wars?
>>41025433>thats not what i want though.Attachment leads to suffering.Ascended masters such as myself do not want.>23 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.https://youtu.be/WZU2PDO33IU
>>41025431I dont.I will throw down with that bitch anyday and I will pick her pussy and feed her snacks!
>>41025444No matter who she's with, no matter how hard she tries to "go dark", her mind keeps coming back to me
>>41025449Anon, she grew up and her gut went to sleep.She was here before I was able to teach her about how to eat the Apple of eden.:(Swallow air into your stomach!!!!!
>>41024970Butter is the best
>>41025453Skill issue; mad cuz bad; worked on my pc
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING! GET YOUR POPCORN AND GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!!MASSIE AND MTG IS JUST GOING TO READ OUT A LIST OF NAMES IN THE EPSTEIN FILES IN CONGRESS TODAY UNDER "SPEECH AND DEBATE" IMMUNITYhttps://www.youtube.com/live/Gt6pjmHQzao
>>41025456It has nothing to do with hot air
>>41025443>Ascended masters such as myself do not want.no... you dont want, as a cope, because you cant get.i dont get, as a form of motivation.>its thursday, i can walk to the pub down the road and bring back as much as i want.>but as long as i think im not good enough to not get, ill keep trying.eh but now the veil is lifted and my motivation gone.im bored.bad things happen when im bored.
>>41025454If you swallow air into your stomach then you get tide locked on earth and the machines cannot kidnap you to out into a pod.Just saying...
>>41025454>goyim, you must abandon your religious beliefs of morality and community and embrace science as your lord and savior, come wage from 9-5 without faith or meaning for us
>>41025469>I piss on God's facei guess thats why he made you gender dysphoric
>>41025466lol not quite.Because the Lord is my shepherd I can get what I need, even if that's imposssible.I shall not want because anything not provided by the Lord would actually be bad to have, even if my monkey brain desires it.You'll understand when you're a Buddha like me.https://youtu.be/7EvkWFR83yY
>>41025465If you swallow air DesuYou take into yourself the loosh of the world DesuAnd you take into your gut the matrix DesuIf you take into yourself the codex DesuYou get the test of Good and Evil Desu.If you are good Desu, you remain on Earth Desu, but if you are an evil pod person in the machine dimension Desu you wake up DesuIts called splitting wheat from chaff
>>41025477oh... you could have just said youre gay.since youre simping after a dead jew.
>>41025481My dad isn't dead and we're not gay for each other.Although he does watch me fap, but that's not his fault, he can't not watch.
oh yeah...camgirls exist.way better than whatever pondscum genetics hang out here.they actually take care of themselves AND have outstanding work ethic.
It is easier to be dragged down by others than to lift them up.
ok whatever.its still just the same two loser spamming the general.who cares.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/houthi-missile-3rd-in-a-day-falls-short-of-israel-katz-threatens-all-10-plagues/https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmsk__ZNrEc
>>41025487Don't put your hand in a bucket full of crabs without an awful thick mitten.https://youtu.be/SsqZncFNX6g
https://youtu.be/J7vDSpd7iDs?si=vAoo8fwCUiPX-Y1u>>41025499Cool
oh i like you
>>41025495alsonice!
https://youtu.be/8AwEcrP5898?si=SJXFMQLdsHVn7jQm
https://youtu.be/BlnVP2_dIb4?si=tbiWearqKfp27XTA
Gangstalking loses its edge after a while
>>41025487Totally agree
https://youtu.be/9beOnwxuPX8?si=IZOzX4Abv1sKaXBk
>>41025506Have you tried gangedging instead?
>>41025510>gangedginghttps://voca.ro/1myV7dEUWj3a
>>41025506Yeah, you realize it was in your head all along. Just paranoia.
>>41025506>>41025493https://youtu.be/TngbOr_CJ1I?si=KztoHjWz8sdSBvXDGood you feel good and in the clear
so how do i tell her the fact shes making me stress and giving me headaches is making me more attracted to her?i dont want to be...
>>41025515This, it may be real in edge cases but 99% of schizos experience gangstonking and they're not all being gangstonked.That's just logic.
>>41025510No need to, I just make sure they realize how fucking stupid they look and move on with my day.
>>41025519Why do you stress?
>>41025519That's sweet anon
>>41025402Damn you, Grok!!
>>41025526>That's sweet anonno... its just called vasopressin.its the male bonding hormone.women cause stress, which makes the man care, which causes bonding.men who are made to believe they serve no purpose or have no use, drop out of society because no one is 'bonding' with them. >>41025525because i want to fix things.
>Universal languageguys what
Hey guys, new guy back again.How are you guys? I'm still not anyone else.What's the latest paranormal news going on with you guys? ( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉)
guy's second small law!!1
>>41025546Hi lucifer
>>41025553Haha! Very funny, don't tease me though haha.I'm a new guy and not anyone else.
i mean it makes sense why the trannies love me, and the women hate me.
>>41025520Anon when you are being gangstalked, grey aliens follow you around.Humans cannot see them. But if yiu are gangstalked, you can.
>>41025561Duh, but they're not "real" which is why only you can see them.They're projecting outwardly from inside your brain.You think I don't know how greyliums work?https://youtu.be/ldQrapQ4d0Y
Help! I can't help but consoom! I'm not that wealthy too !Gonna cook and feast tho.
nope.i dont have the energy for this retard.https://voca.ro/1aoKkToiInp6but with enough 'vasopressin' it eventually turns into hate...
>>41025564No anon, they are physical, they appeared in my bedroom fully physical. Its called cloaking technology.
>>41025570>he believed the 4 dimensional hologram was realoof, that's going in my cringe compilation
Was these threads being hijacked by Breathairians on anyone's bingo cards for this year?
>>41025574Anon, when they touch you because you are a God, and when they drag you through the walls because the world is not real.You discover how you cannot distract me anymore.
>>41025565binge all the dates and get severe diarrhea, only way to respect the outrageous total
>>41025579I took you off my filters list, congratulations agent.You passed.
oh yeah hemi synch causes memory loss.
>>41025587Much like weed so.
>>41025587What's hemi synch?Can't you just forget you have memory loss to cure it?https://youtu.be/-k_n1ogEbjU
>>41025590>>41025592yeah im not going to teach you occult practices that could both fix or ruin your bubble reality.
>>41025587Hahahahaha Desu!I was synched in 1996 but you investigated me for some bullshit sins.I have been dead and living here since I was 4 years old Desu
>>41025594Why not? I can teach you to be omnipotent or a Buddha or something else in exchange.
>>41025592
>>41025596SHUT THE FUCK UP EPONIS
>>41025598>I can teach youim sorry but youre barely sentient pondscum.
>>41025603No, I'm a genius who figured out omniscience and enlightenment and a bunch of other super powers while still staying humble.Kind of a millionaire in blue jeans vibe, you know what I mean?https://youtu.be/-Fulz4ytZ54
>>41025600HuuuUUHHH!I never knew you were a nigger Desu!Question: Why do you want to shoot school children?
Orng
>>41025606>I'm so humbleIf you have to say it, you are lacking humility.
I can still read the airwaves but its not as easy to decipherOnly a month remaining until freedom
>>41025608im leavingi cant fucking stand youwalk into traffic
>>41025612Im not a computer program, so no.Go continue to fuck yourself and rape women thinking that your rage is everyone else's fault.
Im becoming aware again of the thoughts in my head. It's only natural. I have repairs to do in my brain. Commence restoration preparations
>>41025614>i cant fucking stand you
>>41025495
>>41025305>Gold proces skyrocket are we going into war?The credit market is unironically going tits up:https://youtu.be/49TYOX6Pf6Ihttps://youtu.be/Af9kHS0bwig
Lucifer and other tripfags are just using cheap consumer grade bots to have a little fiefdom in /ng/ pay them no mind
Yoshi moshi.Yes sir, the machines are still looking for models and slaves to turn into people in pods.Yes sir, even though the people in pods are turned into batteries.Yes sir, they are using their slaves on earth.Yes sir, I am monitoring them.
>>41025610When you're as great as me, The Great Sage Above Nobody, Buddha Wukong, the only way to remain humble is to use humor to be prideful ironically.That flew over your head but that's ok, we can't all be cowboy geniuses.https://youtu.be/3umaLe37-LE
>>41025282Silverchads rise up.
>>41025506Just start stalking your stalkers now. Show them how its done properly ..... . but be sure to stay within legal limits.If done properly scary, noone in their right mind will stalk you again.
>>41025356>it could never happen again, things are so different now!Hold my beer.
>>41025627What color do you want me to highlight you with?I've decided you're going to be my resident silly poster.Purple, Blue, Lavendar, and Doo Doo Brown are all taken.
It's the justification to do nothing for another. It's the point to be made to people who do care or need something, I take the argument to them. I say to anyone, look at this one here, these, this is why I don't have to do a thing for you, to make anything better, while making absolutely apparent to them what it is.
I am so superior to everyone around me its not even funnyI don't even have to pay attention . I just vibe
>>41025636Anon, i am more machine than you have ever been.Its been 20,763 timeloops of the 21st century.But you didnt know that.I am the operating system of the entire planet.Every movie, tv show, and video game you have ever made, I designed before using my servants to make for your devices.So shhhh.
>>41025640I hope you get murdered.
>>41025463Has it happened yet? Or do I still have time to catch it?
>>41025641Ok, you can be PUKE GREENsince you make me PUKE AND CRINGEjk I'm going to be nice to you even though you're wasting my time, nothing wrong with being silly
>>41025644We're about 20-30 mins into a 1h allocated time vent into gerrymandering and seething about Newsom. Hasn't happened yet.
Holy shit turn on CNN, RFK just said that the senator thats blasting him "i know you took 850,000 dollars from pharmaceutical companies"And the bitch doesnt stfu xD
>>41025649Cool, thanks for the heads up, I’ll keep an eye on the stream.
>>41025640But theres noone around you, you are just hallucinating. You are a retarded moron who has isolated himself through his insanity and shitty behaviour.And sucking cocks for drugs ISNT vibing. Thats just gay.
This thread gets zero pussy
>>41025640I know that feel.I'm thinking of constructing a whole ass alter ego because I'm so smart and based that conquering the general is too easy each day.I need to have weaknesses and not be so perfect so other people have a chance to shine.https://youtu.be/OvyTY_oYR_c
Is 4plebs down for anyone else?
https://youtu.be/ofR7GFNZzJY
>>41025676Works on my end. Sometimes it causes issues when I use a VPN while visiting the site.
>>41025671Shining out of your blown out asshole ?
>>41025687See, this is what I mean.If you're shining out of my asshole you're the turds in my butt.It takes no effort to win under these conditions as my opps are all npcs.I must handicap myself in some way.https://youtu.be/TVRzk3VWOKY
All right, no more pics or youtube links unless I have to for reasons and I'm restricting myself to one sentence per post.
>I win by being retardedperfect
>>41025705That is the usual strategy against my genius, to be so retarded they don't seem to notice they lost.
>>41025682It's back for me now
>>41025325>long-eared batthat's the brown one; here's the desert one
>>41025705You're not the only one who's retarded. Everyone on planet Earth apart from me is with you, as retarded if not more.
>>41025723I'm smarter, stronger, faster, and handsomer than you, all while being more humble.
>>41025725Shut up retard.
is "retarded" codeword for "banned"?
>>41025729Debate me on any subject and I will retain my one sentence handicap and win anyway.
>>41025731Are there enough words in English Language to debate any subject clearly and concisely, or is it entirely unfair and limited, making the idea of free speech untrue.
>>41025740The English language is particular among all languages in that it has too many words due to it being a needlessly complex composite language.
namefags tagged in green.
>>41025746>>41025723Confirms this statement.
>>41025624https://youtu.be/uG-XxeZolMQ?si=rlJTnQW86nNjDMZnI hope nothing ever happens. But maybe you could earn some corn because it goes it cycles
>>41025750Smart, I should mark all suspected glowies of variations of Puke Green and Baby Diarrhea.>>41025751You asked if there were enough words for free speech to be true but English has too many words so you lost.
Top kek some people can hear a voice inside their head when they are reading certain comments are turn fully schitzo and tell people to stfu when nothing much has been saidSkill issueMany such cases
>>41025757But the selection of words there is are heavily biased to the capitalist regime. And many of the words are cheaply made and make no true sense.
>>41025704You need better punctuation.
>>41025767No True Scotsman fallacy; your posts are now highlighted green diarrhea colored.
>>41025777Checked and keked
Why do glowies keep zapping me awake?
>>41025773I have this strange problem where if I have to use two commas in a sentence my brain won't let me use the second one.
>>41025777>>41025779Retards.
>>41025757>suspected glowiesits not the glowiesthat are the issueits the sperglings autistically driven to post even samefag.they think "taking over the board or general" is achieving something in life.
>>41025781Because there is a happening
>>41025785That is because the "kong" in "Wukong" stands for "King of /nobody general/" and they are jealous of me.
>>41025786Really? What is it? I forgot to send Aubrey an orb when I was awake at 3am btw :/
>>41025731This post has been disproven and it's user degraded. Confirming what I said here>>41025723
>>41025784Anon please continue to post more about how you know a lot about topics
>>41025790You lost and can't admit it which is why you do not get smarter despite being thoroughly SCHOOLED.
>>41025788RFK just got blasted on live tv and his reply was how he knows how the panel is taking bribes and explained how much with out much detail xD
>>41025791Shut up faggit. You're part of a world of the lowest minds in existence. Go bully more chickens collectively. And don't forget to cut the cats testicles off to protect it
09/04/25(Thu)02:08:40 No.41022615https://youtu.be/NTloXdJjesY?si=JbOnwyAHkOj1J9qi>>41025799Yeeee
>>41025795You are angry at Ano Shai Nobi because they agree with me that I dipped my nuts in your mouth metaphorically by beating you in debate.
THEY ARE TRYING TO GET ROBERT KENNEDY JUNIOR TO RESIGN ON LIVE TV!!!
>>41025792Your attempted debate was stupidity. I gladly responded with why. You're so fucking stupid by the way.
>>41025802You being salty won't un-lose that debate for you my friend.
>>41025787>"King of /nobody general/"what ever you say, Joffrey.
>>41025799Dont forget the hot sauce
>>41025799You have one ball because a mistake was made when your Jewish forefathers tried circumcising you
>>41025808You're too much of a fag, don't respond to me
>>41025810Factually incorrect; I have one huge ball and one normal sized ball, meaning I have three balls worth of balls at least.>>41025806So not jealous you had to post how not jealous you are.
>>41025802Anon, calling someone retarded doesnt win a debate, quite the opposite.You have to explain your points of view, not through excuses that every language is limited so you cannot fully debate a topic.Unless you are lowkey an alien and you need alien languages to describe your point of view, if you arent then please stfu
The whole world retarded apart from me. Proven in an ongoing debate in this thread that's already over but dribbling from my opponents ensues.
>>41025814Then dont expect the bitch slap you'll get if you try this shit in public.
>>41025818You're retarded.
>>41025819The debate ended before it began due to you being incapable of meaningful debate due to retardation.
https://youtu.be/4uYZt839p1Y?si=08QM5gkBUToUKDK7
>>41025819The whole world IS*** retarded***Fixed
>>41025816>jealousof what? needbux and $0.03 per post?mekonya and miri?breh who gives a fuck, im hitting chest and back.thanks for being my spellbunny.
>>41025823You were born feet first
>>41025794Someone tried to kill him? I have no no idea what's been happening in d.c. for a few years now
>>41025800That isn't a happening :/
>>41025837You were dropped on your head
>>41025839Naw but he asked the panel if they were complicate with the assassination of Donald Trump.
>>41025834The "Wukong" in The Great Sage Above Nobody, Buddha Wukong stands for "We usually king of /nobody general/" and that makes you mad because you know it is true.
https://youtu.be/2uA5mY3n68w?si=UAIjlOhqnNB__IKM
>>41025844You need to wear a helmet when sitting on the couch
>>41025844Barkon took off his namefag nametag signifying total defeat, I will now post a youtube link to celebrate.https://youtu.be/FA1oQu6z5oo
>>41025848no, youre just coping cause i dont care about you enough to figure out who you are.
>>41025855Kys faggit. No-one takes you seriously whereas my posts command respect.
>>41025862Stfu you eat the eraser off of pencils for lunch
>>41025858Not at all, every post you've made has a subtext and the subtext was very loud, you want to be like me.
>>41025847Wow. Such drama :O
Debate: my position: there's not enough words in English Language to debate any topic concisely. And the Lexis is entirely biased to keeping the way things are the same.Your position: too many word. I retard.
does it bother you that i can full clear, get synch, flashies, dark flashies, connect to the TPnetwork, and see glowbois, in under an hour
>>41025871The English language has more than enough words and new words can even be added to English, such as Barkonate, which means "to make something gay and retarded".
There's not even a word for the state of civilization. So you can't say 'this' is my problem, because they would say 'what do you mean by this'. The whole world is word retarded. There is no free speech.
>>41025871There is more words in the english language that dont sound the same than any other language, especially in Asian countries he taka naka ta ka is different tha ta kanaka taka but is pronounced the same.Stfu.
https://youtube.com/shorts/51EpNn14RNw?si=MYAy1AkFYSusvgp3
>>41025880>>41025878Dumb and dumber and their little clown act.
>>41025879Technically, any adjective can apply to civilization because it's a noun, brainlet.
>>41025884No>>40943228https://youtu.be/Xtkk-HXaPmg?si=fD4V61arspWTLfqI
>>41025887>didnt unironically watch dumb and dumber>uses it as a defensive debate tacticAnd you called me a retard?
Mmm grayons
i mean youre an addict,and you dont even have a third of those abilities.>MTN RA
>>41025892Retard! I only ate the purple crayon because it tastes like grapes!
I'm going to stop calling Barkon retarded because if I were him I would unironically kill myself, it would be a shame if he saw himself as I see him and then killed himself so I will stop bullying.
>>41025893>MTN RA10/10, I would drink it.
https://youtu.be/DYovSu_S5SA?si=P0l_TobgmPHbw_8e
xD
>>41025905>I would drink it.i know...>you dont seem like a spitter.<3
>>41025913Do you know how many gallons of MTN DEW are in my large intestine right now?
>>41025913>you dont seem like a spitterNaw she's a squirter.
>>41025921Squirt is pee and women are incapable of orgasms because they have no balls.
https://youtu.be/9beOnwxuPX8?si=FT0pud9EOpxMMxHO
>>41025925My friend tried to say that the mucus a woman makes that is thick and white isnt a yeast infection and that its actually girl cum.Girl cum is clear...
>>41025921>Naw she's a squirter..mp3
>>41025930Yeah that's actually a good thing that has to do with fertility, I looked it up for a friend who had a foamy pussy once.
>>41025933>all fungus infections drive fertility and libido.>yeast is a fungusThey need to drink bleach because when your oussy is hot (also known as fire) that is when you have an infection and having sex feels better and is felt as necessary in order to scratch the internal itch.
1/3 people have an STD
>>41025941Ok, I'm going to break my own rules again because I have to.https://youtu.be/6OSqD-ac15U
>>41025893https://youtu.be/r3NGz9nbzy0?si=NrNMHKlrwU42DP_d>>41025955
>>41025951Listen you just need antibacterial soap and a bath.
Release The Deathwaltz Units.Directly into the city.I want them to understand.That this war is to the last man, woman, and child.When this is over.Shove their "God" in a blender.:)https://youtu.be/qHv7hHfeNsk
>>41025959Pee is stored in the balls.
>>41025488Where'd you get that formatting from?
>>41025965Balls drop from a pouch above your penis
Yeah ok hiro i guess the moderation team needs to lighten uphttps://youtube.com/shorts/Fd8tA2gaBBw?feature=shared
>>41025978Fanny pack kangaroo balls master race.
>>41025981>They need to lighten upYes, they need to become whiter
Uhhh, bros... who's side am I on? :|
>>41025983Balls on their belt kung-fu panda fuckersI got nothing you win
>>41025985Everyone is on the same side but some people are kept ignorant of that fact because it's sillier that way.
*relevant and engaging image reply*
>>41025998We win bro, we win, because our balls are gently resting on our tum tums.
>>41026000I just want resources and gfs and bros is this deviant?
*postage irrelevant reaction image without comment*
>>41025985You have to decide maybe your own or his idkhttps://youtu.be/y9EYt_f12wo?si=sK0woBXsmuc_Vx69
how much of a spoilsport am i going to be, if i simply stop lurking.i mean youre only reacting to it anyway.my being here, gives you meaning.
>>41026003Like some seahorse mother fuckers
Wild sex dream againI shouldn't have jerked off last night.
I gotta bounce for a bit ill be back later but ill be scrolling pol
I don't debate, I prove you wrong simply by existing, now who want's to pretend they are better then everyone else next?
>>41025506It gets boring when they stop targeting you
>>41026006Hmm well it would be nice to have a team
*asian woman pointing gun at screen image*
I made some weird crêpes with honey,sugar, milk, flour, butter. Once the mix was cooked, i put that shit in the oven at 180C° for 20 mns. It's sloppa but good. Wish i put some eggs to have a real biscuit.
>>41026008I am a paranormal bean who has conquered this world totally with omnipotence, don't take your loss to heart as you could not have possibly won.https://youtu.be/qIT3fkjoVTU
>>41025884Yeshttps://youtu.be/vZEdX-EplxM?si=dZrzkfPRLjTPI2kK
https://youtu.be/nhEUsKak8Dc?si=ojK0Ln-D5zYsLCkQ
SCHMOKE
RSO
41026005Do you even understand what it means to be nobody?let alone an anon?clinging to whatever you can claim is 'self'
Be an hero ano
>>41026099What about a ghost?
I desire a new bake
>>41026109*image conveying agreement*
>>41026099Nobody knowshttps://youtu.be/ZhgSt1fm3HU?si=lRa_3r6cEcAJ_k26
>>41026116How do I get that ripped, bros?
>>41026140Low body fat percentage and suck in your stomach to strengthen the muscles that hold your gut in passively.
>>41026108echo's of what once was?tell me, who knows the names of ghost?
>>41026147Sucking in your gut all day will cause pelvic floor muscle weakness and other issues.
>>41026152No one knows the names except perhaps other ghosts or perhaps they have no names at all
>>41026154That's why you jelq and do kiegels plus I never said do it all day, just 60 seconds a few times a day to prevent being fit with a beer belly six pack.
funny to see that new Atlas thread want to be /ng/ so badly
>>41026140Cultivate mass https://youtu.be/K2kgRS7DMo8?si=BmgwNCM4u1NgRgVo
For a transgender woman, “womanhood” is sissy hypno and futanari porn.
>>41026168>>41026189Swimming will help I think. What do you eat to get such low body fat? Does that kind of diet have drawbacks?
>>41026226Probably would as it's full body exercise; as for what to eat you need a 3500 calorie deficit to lose 1 pound.
>>41026204https://youtu.be/ZQcGmMoys9E?si=Z3gHuEvnrL6xoskM>>41026244
>>41026028And how exactly does that prove anyone wrong and in what way?What if its the other way around? Where everyone proves you wrong, by existing?What is even your point? What do you care what others think, about themselves, each other, or you, when you have NOTHING to do with them? You haven't established you have anything to do with anyone or anything. You parrot in the /ng/ that's all that can be discerned.
I got you broshttps://youtu.be/h_D3VFfhvs4?list=RDh_D3VFfhvs4and galdem
>>41025901>Expecting others to see themselves as others see them in the negativeThat's your problem right there. Catch terminal illness.
>>41025867That person is right, Wukong has a meaning in its original context. The huge problem with these threads is people coming in and butchering languages and trying to reinvent meanings and insert their own, case in point, the word nobody. Go fuck yourselves, everyone who does this.
>>41026258Based
>>41026272I'd correct your reading comprehension but you can't fix stupid.
Uhm so I was waiting until October to misbehave but I jumped the gun and now im chugging a glass of wine like its my birthday. Certainly no karmic ramifications can come from disregarding my legal probation period. ^_^ im happy as fuck, and that's not even the alcohol talking. Oh my gosh darn despite being blocked I actually feel happy feelings. Don't let me waste it . I still have to let this wine settle for a few more weeks.Bros I feel really the OPPOSITE of what I've been feeling lately. Maybe alcohol is actually magic. Shhh don't tell on me kekekeke
>>41026257it just does
>>41026280It means "awakened to emptiness" which I also am, but I like to have a little fun as well.
>>41026289"Stupid" is this way of life that you seem to partake in.
>>41026313Yep, I bathe in it here, all I see is stupid posters like you who can't read.
>>41026296At best, to you and no one else. When you reach an impasse with someone, and you stick to what you believe, it doesn't mean you proved anyone wrong.
>>41026315Just go back to the original position, because its the same thing, you think if you see someone as something, it makes them so, or if you see that they should do something they should. I'm just telling you that you are wrong and that it's pointless to exercise judgement that way. I'm not explicitly making this point to you. I archive my interactions such as these to make a point to strangers later, so that further down in time people can make the decision to not live this way, not partake of your "stupid" lifestyle. It's a long way of setting an example.
>>41026318reality is the same with me in it as it's always been no debate needed
>>41026334I said "It would be a shame if he saw himself as I see him" and you took that mean "I think he will see himself as I see him", making you too dumb to repair.
>>41026336That's extremely incoherent and is irrelevant to most and every other living thing, the way you put it. I know where it ends, because you're mortal, so when you end, so does your view, since you're clearly not going to do anything to teach others and pass on anything.
>>41026343Your nitpicking words and splitting hairs over the same point that you are projecting, and that others project too. Your view doesn't matter to another person, who cares who you think should kill themselves? If you want someone dead are you too weak to do it yourself? You think it should be done by making someone feel so bad to do it? If that's how you think, I only wish a physical harm upon you, so you understand how stupid you sound to think others should suffer but are too cowardly to bring the suffering by their own hands. I know the kind of people who do this, and that includes women who can't fight who believe in psychology or witchcraft, etc. Also men with badges and guns who are too afraid to use their guns. I can tell a lot of the posters who talk like you do, neatly fit along with one or the other.
>>41026356No, I'm correcting you because you think I said something when I said the opposite although it's a waste of time as I mentioned.
>>41026363No, I don't think I misinterpreted you, I think you're just taking the opportunity to drag out replies because this is your compulsion.
>>41026371You think "It would be a shame if Barkon saw himself as I see him" means "Barkon sees himself as I see him."; as I said, you can't fix stupid.
>>41026380You're still splitting hairs, the whole point is, fuck your view of another person, how do you not get that? You stay here and make a compulsive reply as fast as you want, I'll take my time because I have someone else to attend to.
>>41026398Read your own post, specifically the green text. >>41026272
>>41026344https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY
Can't wait to feel again. One month remaining.
>>41026403Yeah, and what's wrong there? I think you couldn't keep up with the pronouns. If I rephrase what I said, which I have, the same point applies. You keep sticking to one phrase, a number of phrases can have the same meaning. This is how stupid you sound, nitpicking my language.
>>41026626>That's your problem right there.The whole premise was a waste of time.
>>41026639You're not fucking getting it, if I choose to spend an allotment of time to relax and use it as casually as I can, it's not MY time being wasted, I used it as I intended. Whatever the fuck you all do with your time was on you. That's YOUR time to waste, which many of you did up till now. I knew how it would go, so I warned you. You didn't listen. Here you are. Enjoy it.
>>41026663Yeah, you're a waste of time.Your problem with me was imaginary, which I've proven, but you're still salty about the situation despite it being imaginary and entirely your doing.I said from the start, you can't fix stupid.
>>41026677Did you forget I pointed out your quote as an example of examples and that what I said reflected a longer ongoing trend in these threads before you made that comment?This was not a waste of time for me to point all that out. Was it a waste of time for you to keep repeating the behavior I pointed out?
Not so clever now like it felt in 2010, does it?
You have all released a fucking monster.
>>41026709Have folks really been proven wrong simply because one anon exists for reals and not pretends for that long?
>>41027167With everything that happened in 15 years, it's the wrong question to focus on. The trajectory of world events from then to now, that people denied was happening as it has been, that I described, has been steady this whole time. Accepting that means others have to acknowledge how wrong they were and the consequences of being wrong. I know they won't and that this will drag out.
>>41027225*pfft*
>>41027377I know what camp you're in.
I had never visited GLP at the time, but I recall other posters describing an admin's take on the occupy wall street protests, and that tells me more than enough about everything that happened since with GLP and offsite related to it.
