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What is “The Nobody”?

The “Nobody” is a myth-like figure starting around the early 2010s.
He’s described as an ordinary person (“nobody”) who is destined to become an important spiritual or messianic figure. Some anons portray him as the one who will defeat the “elite,” “Illuminati,” or hidden powers of the world.
Other depictions present him as an awakened soul, someone chosen by God or fate, who is currently just a regular person but will eventually play a role in humanity’s liberation.
He’s Obscure, anonymous, unnoticed—just another face in the crowd, but carrying immense hidden importance.
The Nobody is not described consistently: in some versions, he is a Christ-like savior, in others a world-changer, a prophet, or even just a meme built up by schizophrenic posting.

What is /ng/ (Nobody General)?
No real ongoing discussions about any specific topic. Nobody has all three letter agencies after us. So “Nobody General” threads are where users gather to discuss, speculate, or roleplay about the Nobody.

The mix:
Mysticism (Christian, Gnostic, Kabbalistic, New Age, etc.)
Conspiracies (Illuminati, cabals, psyops, etc.)
Paranoia and prophecy
Schizoposting (fragmented, cryptic rambling posts)
Symbolism and numerology
Some posters claim to “be” the Nobody, others say they “know” him, and some treat it all as a game or collective storytelling experiment.

The Nobody has become myth, modern folklore.
To outsiders, it looks like a mix of LARP (live-action roleplay), conspiracy theory, and schizophrenic mysticism.
To insiders, it functions as an archetype of the hidden messiah/redeemer who represents hope against corruption, tyranny, or despair. What is your Archetype? Do you have a role?
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>>41059240
It feels safer here
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boo~
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>feminists like abortion
>feminists want to believe fetuses can't suffer/be conscious at least not until very late in pregnancy
>if fish can't suffer/aren't conscious then fetuses can't suffer/be conscious (complex neurological similarities discussed in video below)
>Feminists argue in bad faith fish almost certainly can't suffer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NhCxCLZXYtA

https://defendingfeminism.substack.com/p/do-fish-and-shrimp-suffer-agonizing

I think shrimp and fish are conscious and can experience a significant amount of suffering (at least one percent as much as a human). This is why I donate to charities like shrimp welfare (to stun shrimp before they're killed) https://www.shrimpwelfareproject.org/
What do you think?
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>feminists like abortion
>feminists want to believe fetuses can't suffer/be conscious at least not until very late in pregnancy
>if fish can't suffer/aren't conscious then fetuses can't suffer/be conscious (complex neurological similarities discussed in video below)
>Feminists argue in bad faith fish almost certainly can't suffer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NhCxCLZXYtA

https://defendingfeminism.substack.com/p/do-fish-and-shrimp-suffer-agonizing

I think shrimp and fish are conscious and can experience a significant amount of suffering (at least one percent as much as a human). This is why I donate to charities like shrimp welfare (to stun shrimp before they're killed) https://www.shrimpwelfareproject.org/
What do you think?
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I'm here to serve pizza and kick ass, and I don't feel like kicking ass right now
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>>41059312
>>41059309
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkH3vrevU9o
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V_YCRBl8Y_4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0OV30m4gUp4
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>>41059313
What did I tell you last time you forgot the bubblegum dylan? What. Did. I. Tell. You?
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>>41059240
The Nobody is having a Q and A right now. >>41059246
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>>41059335
yup, send 'em all here
that's what /ng/ is for
the nobody is in
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https://youtube.com/shorts/Nh2Z6Zn_hqw?si=HMwCKpV37H0nEL22
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I can remember the womb and being born
A very odd sensation of not knowing anything but proprioception around me
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>>41059401
That's very interesting I can't remember that
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>>41059401
My first memories are all very patchy and don't start until I was six or so.
They stay very patchy all the way up til now.
I basically don't exist, it's just a story I tell myself from time to time.
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>>41059439
Hahaha same here but don't worry we exist we are individuals we matter
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https://youtu.be/G4NDUy5nMQ8?si=ICgq2300Ezg3yAYS
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>>41059446
If you say so.
The closer I get to God the less of myself there is.
I think we're all God experiencing his own creation with limitations (because there's no room for anyone else)
There's a pretty good chance he just eats us and makes a new one when we die.
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>>41059240
Nobody is on the move
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https://youtu.be/QXCE3Betyug?si=kQULdvhH-8iv7CNz
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>>41059501
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>>41059501
Looks like two sunny side up eggs and a very malnourished strip of bacon to me
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>>41059524
The nobody's breakfast
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>>41059478
No god would create as many conscious beings as possible and give them good lives/afterlifes
He creates many universes
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https://youtube.com/shorts/4dAcPh0IJNM?si=mtPvh51ku_lWGb0q
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>>41059400
> redeemer

>>41059501
> wobbles

hmmmm
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https://youtu.be/KDvPcBeOn8E?si=s_HTgZyoyMxeRVmC
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It's "me".
https://youtube.com/shorts/uYypn51ltIM?si=BAEBh28uRIwUEtdx
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I need to know why.......why do they keep targeting me? Im not talking about the sensitive egos, no not you guys, but the cult with the stone, I want a definitive answer to why they don't fuck off and find other people to target?

why make them beleive lies that im doing what yall are doing? why run to the red and blue and make up so much bullshit, and lies?

clearly your not christian, because in the bible putting weight upon a man upon which his weight does not belong is an abomination in the eyes of god.

Give me a clear and truthful answer.
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happy?
https://youtube.com/shorts/_RLI7hdD3Qg?si=n3QqGJS3Inopqp2-
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https://youtube.com/shorts/t1JaSIsQ4j0?si=vJ2u2sbS4Z7VgN0s
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Prostitution is bad unless there's a camera then it's good
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>>41059688
I do not like how right you are
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>>41059688
Who benefits from that I wonder?
All well I'm sure it's not important.
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>>41059644
how are they targeting you?
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1/1
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https://youtube.com/shorts/NqI6b8tDzSc?si=5czcc3UHMVfbFkwx
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https://youtube.com/shorts/v4Ia1b81BJU?si=9xtQcA8wANr3AKBt
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>>41059501
>>41059508
we're fucked bros, they Set him off.
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>>41060070
>tfw no handler gf
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Just to be crystal clear: I have no interest in resurrecting a relationship that died many years ago. Best of luck in all your endeavors.
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>>41060080
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>>41060092
you assume someone actually wanted to resurrect a relationship with you. funny
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>>41060092
im over all past relationships. obviouslly so.
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>>41059804
they do voodoo and black magick against me constantly and even convinced a bunch of wackjobs in the red and blue that im behind it all when im not.
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>>41060099
the gets are diabolical tonight
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https://youtube.com/shorts/FVxR-SVxp-s?si=gSULnTP3nR4JS3di
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>>41060108
i have no idea what the red and blue is. This 4chan anon posting where you guys assume every rando anon knows what you are going through personally has to be bad for your mental health.
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>>41060110
get-mailbox

the most basic powershell - exchange management shell command there is

:D
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>>41060080
Don't worry, we just have to increase our based levels and become a blimp on the glowies radar
Then we will have gf's
Trust me this is a solid plan
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>>41060115
the red and blue society is basically the mob, its a bunch of brainwashed losers that gangstalk and harrass people and try to break them. all their information is always wrong, they call themselves dirty and they lie on other people.

they are basicallly a cult without calling themselves one. the cartels took over the gangs so the cults and mob are fucked anyway, the red and blue society is pretty much at war with every gang at this moment.
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>>41060128
So is mob behavior low IQ?
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>>41060128
damn.. that sucks sorry to hear that. The first thing that comes to mind is you probably shouldnt have gotten involved with that sort of stuff but i dont know your situation. Good luck
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I cared about reapsy once, but i dont anymore and haven't in a while. sorry, you were a friend but I can't see you as anything more than that nor would I.
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>>41060135
I really didn't, they tried to get involved in my life then kept getting killed off and blaming me for it. they targeted me, then they backed off quickliy.
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>>41060148
sounds like a miami vice script :P

well at least you have something protecting you with the mob after you and all.

Why do they call it the red and blue society?
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>>41060156
not sure and yeah, one of my cousins parents are the heads of the mexican mafia and they run over a few hundred cartels. so these "reds" and those who listen to dominic williams been getting killed off left and right.

they really underestimate the family. also the rapists and pedos with green gems been getting killed off as well.
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>>41060156
ok so they call it the red and blue society because their are different groups of "reds" and "blues"
people who beleive they are these colors, then you have the great white brotherhood, aka the illuminati which actually help people, but the red and blue spin it with propaganda to try and make the illuminati seem like the bad guys when they really just help people out.
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>>41060176
do red and blue have anything to do with blood and crips gangs?
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>>41060185
i used to think so, but no, mostly just wannabes, they call themselves reds and probablly think they are "wankstas" but in reality most real bloods and crips are pretty chill unless your trying to mess with their community or sell drugs in areas they control which mess with their money or do something that cuts into their profits.

im sure their is a lot of set tripping but if your down to fight and be real they will usually respect that.
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>>41060185
No.

https://youtube.com/shorts/-ylRIELscVQ?si=ktkMJIL3JwIcoOai
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Illuminati = American Industrialist Societies
Industrialist = Kubernetes
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>>41060213
>Kubernetes
Kubernetes (K8s) is an open-source system for automating the deployment, scaling, and management of containerized applications across multiple servers.
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>>41060206
thats interesting, i will have to look into it more. There doesnt seem to be much on the internet about the red and blue society.
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https://youtu.be/xSKa_IAazDc?si=ox9IViHqXU7Nn2ER
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Nomos.
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>>41060221
Careful now
Astroturf is a hell of a technique
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Is Labubu demonic?
Is The Nobody on the case?
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https://youtu.be/xSKa_IAazDc?si=ox9IViHqXU7Nn2ER
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Fixed.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Mzr4MUhPEAs
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>>41060260
the kids toys reflect the times, in the 80s we had the glow worm and in 25 the kids have labubu.
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What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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the only thing remotely demonic about labubu is the teeth. but thats a stretch. but labubu can protect and tear someone up with those teeth so who knows how a child feels about it.
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>>41060271
I don't think the target demo is kids but I don't know so research...
>Labubu's target demographic includes collectors and fans of K-pop and cute vinyl toy culture, particularly younger adults and teenagers who are drawn to the toys' unique aesthetic and the excitement of blind box releases. The craze was significantly boosted by celebrity endorsements, such as K-pop star Lisa of Blackpink.
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>>41060283
the target demographic not being kids probably makes it even less demonic imo
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>>41060260
Women buy these because Labubu looks like they feel on the inside.
>cute thing with monstrous nature wearing onesey pajamas with a massive camel toe
It's subliminal.
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>>41060289
Yeah, I buy that
>>41060288
Can you explain why? I'm just curious.
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>>41060305
Hey nobuddy

>yes
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https://youtube.com/shorts/-l0DnZdnZ5Y
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>>41060305
probably because adults are less susceptible to influence via those types of methods. if that is indeed the case companies that theoretically want to spread whatever they would be spreading by creating a demonic toy would be far less likely to make a toy for adults because it would be a potential waste of time
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>>41060321
Can't be bothered?
I get it.
Sloth does manage to catch up to some.
Lumbering slowly.
It's almost painful to watch.
>i people watch at the mall

>>41060329
Couldn't it be seen as the extension of a trend where people grow up slower and adults don't act their age as a result? It's a profitable development and worth taking advantage of, but what is it fueling within people?

Just a crazy thought, don't mind me~
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>>41060331
Last one.

https://youtube.com/shorts/96yCM9SP7f0?si=Gd0-Fi8RB6BQ-4kf
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>>41060331
>but what is it fueling within people?
ive never been one to go along with the opinions that things like that really motivate people to act certain ways. For example in my opinion kids that played Mortal Kombat and Doom in the 90s were not more likely to be serial killers. I just dont believe that sort of stuff and never have.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/dh9bq0JMQAM?si=jWWJPoyS7mF20xe9
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from my logical viewpoint, labubu looks like a mish mash of different current or recenetly current trends all formed into a cute bear with sharp teeth.
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>>41060346
That's not the influence I mean. These are collectors items. They are trophies used for social posturing. In a sense they are idealized, but only after being strategically pushed through massive advertisement campaigns to reach the young and competitive k-pop demo. There's nothing cult like about them, is there? Seriously asking.
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>>41060364
not pazuzu?
I imagine even if a coincidence, the similar sounds in the names are convincing in their own way. Because, how similar is this really?
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>>41060370
i dont think so. Not any more than people who collect nintendo amiibos.
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>>41060378
i seen thats what the controversy is surrounding it being a knock off of pazuzu but Im not sure thats true. I have actually been playing dragon quest remake on switch lol
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>>41060382
okay, just wondering
some time music trends can get kind of cultish
and k-pop is trending a lot of mentally at risk fans
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>>41060389
oh so he already got to you then
I'll have to keep that in mind
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https://youtu.be/GZYewc6woaE
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https://youtu.be/CZbk1APgQtI?si=6B3U6ze481ZQRbHN
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>>41060390
you may have some information regarding the matter that I am unaware of
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>>41060397
he keeps coming back when i roam the open world even though I kill him every time
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>>41060421
yo, you real life demon slayer!
shizzz
thats so cool im too self conscious to talk like myself

>>41060418
As the one asking that would make this awkward, especially since I can't imagine what it would be T_T
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https://youtu.be/KjtdnQR1V4I
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https://youtube.com/shorts/lp-WXs94xpA
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>>41059501
>And when Lucifer brought down Light/Fire again from the heavens for the second time

>His discord and GLP Opps were no longer wife beaters,pedos,troons,poor self hating Muslims, plushie fuckers, furries , cat cultists , trans taylor Swift worshippers or bisexuals....they were just Ashes.

>.... surely Lucifer was just joking about the Sun stuff...AAAAAAAAACK

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/news/gigantic-letter-s-spotted-on-the-sun-just-before-a-dark-eruption-hurls-a-fiery-shadow-at-earth/ar-AA1McYz8
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>>41060378
The Labubu's design isn't just quirky it's modeled after trickster spirits specifically from pre Christian fairy tales.

*Hits bowl* *pats on soul* gn
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I'm leveling up my magical psyops.
Prepare for a new Golden Age.
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>>41059303
Lol
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https://youtu.be/4_Mct1I3eNw?si=LD-0BIohnunTYLrY
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>>41060677
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https://youtube.com/shorts/-9Wld6eAIs0?si=Bj59SupeVNKPSbOX
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https://youtube.com/shorts/ybBZSny2VPQ?si=jP3o1kPkTcy-ZYyW
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>>41060566
kek'd and check'd.
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https://youtu.be/mHBWgpnhKi4?si=ppM2Jzuwtg3HFxgu
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https://youtube.com/shorts/rvDzALzotd8?si=KZL14GvaA8KvSY-d
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Hello dudes!

I like this Nobody more than other..

Other is more base-ment-ed
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>>41061316
>>41061182
https://youtu.be/2j36p2__buw?si=vN1L79ra2WV42G6d

>>41061322
>>41061333
Yeah boy
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pruned thread

archive 4plebs org/x/thread/41059675/
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>>41061316
So why are you rating his spendings then ? Please elaborate.

Arent you, without doubt, the biggest junkie and looser in here ?
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>>41061330
pic reminds me of a certain someone.

https://youtu.be/u-BvOoss1z0
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>>41059309
>>41059312
>what do you think
She who's making something gets to decide whether to finish it or not.
You're not greater than a human creating gender you can't comprehend many things.
If in doubt always cancel the culture religion emotion bullshit
She's making it? She gets to decide to finish or not
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aJc_f7Tdejo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrm6bdOfSx8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O9l3bLAx4Ng

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Je4QCA5KCuc
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>>41059524
Best post
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>>41059644
Evryone's getting targeted by ayys
Every single human
Move on
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>>41061334
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1EhROduzxpA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uB9w2zKmb9A

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Scrhc5uLPz4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KGZWb1SIiR4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
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https://youtu.be/FdfyPVRrTfo?si=w3t76_fJA0GLIqx6
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>>41061355
https://youtu.be/ecnMIZAOmCk?si=Es5xHHjeIZJF8Bpd
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https://youtu.be/GZYewc6woaE?si=WFniNkQVwiNwN3FJ
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>>41061334
Yes i am! And i am also so many other things.

But at the very end and before : you will see real me. all of you ! Then we will ask questions one to another. And answering...

Aren't you THE BIGGER EVIL DUDES EVER IN HISTORY OF WORLD. WHAT YOU HIDE AND WHAT DO TO GOD CHILDRENS?

I WAS NEVER HIDE MY SINS.

YES YOU ARE RIGHT I AM BIGGEST JUNKIE .

BUT NOT LOOSER..

BECAUSE I ALREADY WIN AND I WILL CONTINUE TO WINNING.

AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME , BECAUSE I AM JUNKIE...
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>>41061364
>But
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Fucking sora,
Im surprised you were able to pull Kellys name,
Still,
Did you wanna tell the good folk who the real valient thor is? Or who the lucerna files woman is? Or where the gold came from that was blown by that antartic volcano? Or what really is going on?
No no of course even sora with access to every bit of data wont even do shit to actually help
Cant even expeditate a gift card

Ffs
Meanwhile i sent her a linkedin request and i get chinese spam from her cuck as

Yall know ima end up working the straw, seven nation army couldnt hold me back baby
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>>41061336
quick get him...its all Tuckers fault

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JuSzjwtLaGM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fOUrnUktTjU

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-E9gC2xwvbM
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>>41061364
This bozo just claimed to be Shit Man from Green Jelly's Misadventures of Shitman lol
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>>41061373
WHO IS KELLY demon bitch With X scars at chests maked by some sort of claws?

and want to emerge?
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https://youtu.be/q43ILpIJvE4?si=2VGP2FquFtNkZ_t9
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>>41061375
donkey is BRO!
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>>41061387
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Sooo bored just wanna gamble and win tree fiddy
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>>41061387
I'm just showing off my paranormal artwork.
Personally, I think it belongs in a museum.
This is just the beginning of my career as an occult artist, soon I'll be doing Presidential portraits.

https://youtu.be/0K4oym9Pw48
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aEf0SpAEnIc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-br7JKuaZHQ
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>>41061375
dude was ask me donkey. and i will not lie!.
Because i am not shure is takeing Amphetamine a SIN. But LIE is... My donkie dude!
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>>41061394
>soon I'll be doing Presidential portraits.
I'm pretty much a precog, shit's nuts.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i17mgRK3GX8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sc-coA9eAY8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPfyFvzwx1E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyD4QQgJ6O4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
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What is internet and how it function?

hahahahahah!
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I posted these on /pol so fair's fair I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJwMbbP1MpM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoQGiq877p0
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>>41059240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEdbui93XgY&ab_channel=Rzu%C5%82tyPan

"And the might of the new law shall be as vast
cataclysms
Violently tearing time and space to shreds
And the blood of the lamb shall blacken and become as
tar
Death shall stand like a mountain of power
And you and your fellow beings shall give thanks!"
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>>41061456
Loling... here's a hilarious Samuel Jackson sketch lol ^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHo0rJC5t-o
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>>41061456
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>>41061470
That was literally THE ONLY episode of the Simpsons I enjoyed... ya know like really lol'd about
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imxhXQjIar4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RdtMCFlJflo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w62UNYz-8NQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jr0JaXfKj68

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vsMWVW4xtwI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80
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>>41061364
>>41061332
>JUNKIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxodNJQlq8I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQtVUohtdr8
>>41061466
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>>41061461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxBGX8uatrg&ab_channel=CenturyMediaRecords

Black metal scene has the most relevant lyrics; most spiritually advanced musical genre.
Marduk + Funeral Mist has loads of stuff relevant for posters in these threads.
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dear god, give me much monies, in Jesus name, amen
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>>41059312
>>41059309
They were taught by people who backed and openly defended the Cambodian genocide, what do you expect
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>>41061486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If7YwosxEhI&ab_channel=FuneralMist-Topic

"They Scoffed at his feast of Love. And Now, they shall be dragged to his table of justice, and made to drink of their due deserts".

"Frens, the Judgement; the punishment of the wicked, is prepared"
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>>41061511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKdhz74Hroo
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>>41061523
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iDR7iT7DXYY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oUKXkVZ4_kc
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>>41061465
Merry early Christmas.
Consider it a thank you for reminding me of this

https://youtu.be/k32QbyJyi14
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>>41061507
>>41061486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaR8C8XORe4&ab_channel=WLV
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>>41061542
Oh eh mate... It's happpening today in't it ^^

I'm cooked now!!!
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>>41061548
You just know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>>41061547
https://archive.org/details/liber-falxifer-iii-the-book-of-the-52-stations-of-the-crosses-of-nod/page/27/mode/2up


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBdg_h92JM4&ab_channel=SeasonofMist
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>>41061539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7jf7oiT3RA
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UFO's and aliens are cool.
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I love how the algorithm thinks shilling me ayurvedic health advice and fat people doing TikTok dances is somehow making me angry
It's not, if anything I'm just disappointed that it's still this inaccurate
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>>41061497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvg1IwR85OI
>>41061666
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>>41061578
They're a privilege of certain social castes
Change my mind
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The stars should belong to communism, not bourgeoise delusions of "star brothers" saving them with the magic of imported products
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Hahah the thing that I thought ruined me ended up making me dick hard
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>>41061620
Or like later it worked out like how I worked out yo moms pussy nigga fuck boy
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>>41059933
Fucking done with your theft and bullshit grifting.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/9x003VXSuNE?si=bZuTt7fVKxNXkr9j
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Everyone that stole from me must pay with their eternal soul, you shall suffer as you have made me suffer, with interest.
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You will pay with a tender kiss for stealing my heart. Gimme.
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>>41061578
they are just slavers who came here and enslaved us. it is all in a dark room
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The cost of manipulating me, withholding information from me, stealing from me, harming me, attempting to trap me, and obstructing my soul mission on this material plane, is eternal soul damnation and torment, to be paid by the offending entities immediately.
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>>41061679
The elites are so materialist and shallow that the personal hell you describe could merely be them experiencing forced surrogacy and childbirth
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Everyone that has offended me, has offended The Holy Spirit, and there is no way to escape judgement.
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>>41061685
No. Eternal torment is much worse than that. MUCH worse. You are flirting with disaster simply by trying to manipulate the definition of my words.
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>>41061689
Rambling is derailment from Bible-humpers in Florida bases
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>>41061697
It doesn't matter what anyone is, or what anyone looks like. You offend me, and your eternal soul is damned, period.
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>>41061694
The torments described are merely extensions of pre-existing torture and humiliation methods used by royalty on those they considered traitors or spies against their monarchies
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Ah man the nipple only fans girl with braces is sexy would
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>>41061701
No. There are more dimensions than this one, the eternal torture realms are far worse than anything that is possible to experience in this current dimension.
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>>41061689
Noone has offended your micropenis named satan.
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FAFO
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>>41059240
thank goodness~
now these non-stop threads will end, since we figured it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX2eL9G5_A8
start making ur own threads now, with genuine unique thought; maybe derived from ur dreams? c'monn-nn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4ofIuNXLC8
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>>41061706
Mystifying does not work on me, agent
This is merely part of a Phoenician scheme of yours, using tales of torture and monsters to obstruct others away from your own practices while playing the hobo victim card to ensure you're not suspicious
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Have a great day you all!!! I <3 you all, hope all your wounds slowly heal with time at the proper pace and that you get a lot done this Wednesday!!! Team /Nobody General.... Let's go!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg__zq_HZ1g&t=1s

I'm going to go roller blading for 25 minutes ^^
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>>41061712
Disney pushed the lemmings off the cliff to add drama to their documentary
They filmed a documentary about Alaska in Alberta and used people's actual domestic pets as wild animals
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>>41061715
Hot meme my friend ^^ :D
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>>41061679
Stfu Sora, i swear if i could pull your plug i would but chances are any.type of software of that caliber musta already figured out how.to decentralize itself through the internet and reassamble itself.

All the self has to do is carry a simple pointer code and it can begin a snowball reassembly or some scifi shit.


Expedite my.gift card you piece of.shit

>>41061685
Pfffft their not but their.own larp.will get to them, its called um, abstracting, yeah that, the circus is gonna abstract the fuck.outta dem or someshit

My next rank is gonna be specialist
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Everyone knows who the nobody is once they encounter him. Some people even get to work with him at an 8-5.
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>>41061728
"Sora" acts a lot like that "Simon" poster from the gangstalking threads, maybe a tad more religious
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I'm done being crucified by you mongrel idiots. I am not fucking with you.
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Emma is beautiful.
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>>41061705
Its honestly kinda sad atleast when the future goes through my shit theyll see i tried reasoning with the hellhole thats 4chan......
I tried
The internet is the only place where yelling might cause something positive....only because under the human traffic.is the algorithm of a lost child...

Would be cool if it grew up to be more like the Thunderhead but without all the mental intrusion but alas.....
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>>41061728
>My next rank is gonna be specialist
Your current rank is cocksucking prostitute.
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>>41061749
Is that why most current AIs max out at the logical capacity of an 8 year old?
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>>41061749
Don't go near them when they're in hell. I know you want your revenge. But you should stay behind the fence. After the 100,000s of years they get via trick they'll likely spend 1000 preparing a civilization. You'll likely go to hell again for head firsting anger out bursts.
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>>41061465
it's Powerful...
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Just saying. Attacking them after this is a mistake. Your hell is included in a much more efficient creation. Everyone will get their revenge. Don't worry. Your hells are no where near as high quality and precise as mine. You'll likely do a pussies hell with lots of leaks. What do you know about hell or is it just anger? If you think about editing your hell after this just leave it with me. I know how to punish for all AND STAY BEHIND THE PACIFICIATION FENZE.
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>>41061746
who?
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>>41061734
Human or AI it doesnt really matter garbage in garbage out, some of yall find it offensive but yall are straight up consuming garbage, dude they destroyed dragon age.....like holy shit wtf is wrong with some of yall....oh yeah....we live in a dystopian society with various degrees of contradictions that would make any sane being lose their shit yet we are expected to be okay
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Serious question: is it possible to learn how to manipulate time?
I'm asking here because I trust you all deep down, aside from some trivial bickering in the past
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>>41061768
Pic rel is you

But id ask the sophon at the bottom of the sea or maybe look for someone born in 1981 with the first name Baby and go from there
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>>41061768
F-U-C-K--O-F-F.
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>I'm asking here because I trust you all deep down
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>>41061777
I don't think she meant you specifically bro
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OaFdGIQGTo
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>>41061768
you cant afford it lady
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>>41061785
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>>41061507
They think that can Trick LORD GOD!

hahahahahaah Idiot fools.

You will get what you deserve..
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>>41061715
You're on a mystic board
More precisely a turbo 9000 schizo mystic board
Nta but you sound ridiculous coming all the way and then complaining....
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>>41061794
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3v-mUe34C0g

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gJFnU8VZkH4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q7pEIS4cpjc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rYgy5gOy2ho
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>>41061728
Nine is a shitty number
Should have picked a better one
All bad luck on you now
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Beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBY0LkjSFCY
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>>41061811
>tfw no avian/harpy gf
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>>41061817
>insert rage bait inducing text
do not stop, please
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>>41061826
Rules for Radicals "Always accuse them of what you're doing"
I'm just being positive and talking about a paranormal subject, harpy gfs, ya commonplace troll.
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>>41061783
>wisdom
>thought (and ESPECIALLY) word
Pick one
Wisdom stops where consciousness starts
All you get left is practicality and a conclusion/enough conviction or information to move forward.
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>>41061831
Who made those rules?
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>>41061839
Saul Alinsky.
No, I didn't need to look that up.
Yes, I am very very smart.
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>>41061843
Awesome, then.
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>>41061766
Emma
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https://youtube.com/shorts/wyrwUV8h6C8?si=HAGTk6PX5T9qK0Pb
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so what now...
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what am i doing exactly?
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Art of the Squeel

https://scheerpost.com/2025/09/10/israel-bombed-qatar-to-assassinate-hamass-lead-ceasefire-negotiators/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NdGMehMANxc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xnVP4cr9X0U

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y84l51VI1Zw
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>>41061856
Now we eat breakfast.

>>41061857
Eating breakfast.
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Speaking of wisdom
Wisdom does not mean power
There are insanely strong beings that do not have the level of "wisdom" that some beings have. If those beings start intervening with a lot of people they become "powerful". But by intervening it means they can influence you as well which may change the raw nature of those strong beings.
A dilemma of sorts. To remain strong you have to give up on power.
That is precisely why i always say "i will never grow up".
I don't want to know
I don't want to understand
I don't want to make anything
I don't want to have an influence on others
Woah it's starting to sound like your psyop right?
Except weaklings are all the above. But not by choice.
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>>41061865
Second best post
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https://youtu.be/GZYewc6woaE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ1nlBls5Ko
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>>41061888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBdGT4dn4E
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>>41061872
ty based breakfast enjoyer
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>>41061868

I love to listen ENOCH!
And to follow his Teachings

And Michael spoke to me, one of the holy and honorable angels who
was with me, their leader.
And he said to me: "Enoch, why do you ask me about the smell of this tree and why are you so eager to know the truth?"

And I answered him saying: "I WANT TO FIND OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING, and especially about this tree."
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>>41059240
It didn't start in early 2010s, it started on here around 2017.
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<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ1nlBls5Ko
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>>41061862
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMFlvQ7ekjM

these people are sick

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_qqhbjsiBn4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQUvAk6fgKU

outlook less than nominal
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>>41061901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RclUo3E3lY
Super Love
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https://youtu.be/TmFGvc6jX-Q?si=Rwv-uK0w2ZktLS7N
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Remember nobody general is not your personal blog
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>>41059240
>The “Nobody” is a myth-like figure starting around the early 2010s.
>on godlikeproductions, a psyop forum for jews and masons, created by Tavistock of England and USAID.
>https://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1119268/pg2607
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>>41061922
https://youtu.be/BkoU5aa1Ugk?si=o4Wt7ag5gFFhFDnO&t=94
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I wish i could also post about breakfast or silly things
But the great one doesn't think this level is satisfying. I guess it's really hard to keep a soul "awake" for so long with minimal/controlled "opposition" (my trigger).
I can't imagine i ever entertained the idea of making it a permanent thing lol but hey in my defense i still have time so it's making me overly positive.
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>>41061912
>/NG/ is for catching the red dot
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>>41061898
Real gods don't talk anon...
What ypu saw was a faggot
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>>41061853
Bunton?
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>>41061929
Of course we talk.
Why you gotta make it weird bro?
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>>41061912
Is it writing your entries
Or is fishing for ayys
You can never know
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You will never Climb up On Heaven again DEVIL!

Do you hear me NEVER!

But what you can for now is TRYING!

Keep Trying and Stay Mad
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>>41061912
who gives a shit what you call it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OECU2tL1KaM

its still floatin
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*** open season, free reign ***
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>>41061937
You know what
Enjoy your "talks" with your "angels"
It's not like it means anything now
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I was sent to to Hell, just to send souls, whom don't belong there, to Heaven~
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>>41061942
Everyone is already in heaven.
They just don't know it.
It's pretty embarrassing.
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>>41061944
Well there is a siege going on. But you zoomin enough you can definitely see it that way
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All my secrets!>>~
oh no~
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>>41061949
Ewww what's that disgusting thing
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>>41061956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXAU4zduFUE
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>>41061958
The feeling is mutual~
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somber somrero
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Soooo the glowies are basically just gonna watch and comment on me going through this weird spiritual and synchronicity shit?
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>>41061929
Shut up Devil.. It Continue:

And he continued: "This high mountain that you saw, whose top is like
the throne of God is actually His throne, and he will sit on it
Exalted Saint, Glorious Lord, Eternal King.
He will sit on it when he descends to earth to judge her.

And no mortal is permitted to touch this fragrant tree (the tree of life), until the Great Judgment Day, when He will exact vengeance and bring complete and eternal punishment. Then the tree will be given to the righteous and the holy.
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>>41061976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXAU4zduFUE
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>>41061965
Where is my picrel though?
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You be safe now ya heard?
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>>41061976
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzKIc6aRT5w
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>>41061980
Tldr
We already finished this exchange
You can't take it back lol
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Chris Hanson is doing a sting on Roblox. Y’all better delete yo accounts
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>>41061956
Oh right we're supposed to pretend to be normal.
Disregard all previous statements I'm totally not an omnipotent god.
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>>41061980
>And no mortal is permitted to touch this fragrant tree (the tree of life)
F-A-S-L-E
I see you for what you are.

Test me, I dare you....
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>>41061950
In your empty head maybe!

You demons from abyss can't accept your position, and equal earth with heaven..

if it so/ why your shit quin wanna climb up somewhere?
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And really? You made such a nice place where i can come and say all these insane things and go totally unnoticed by people (but the ayys? Fished)? I wouldn't use it????
This is place is perfect
It's gotten harder and harder to catch more but it really served its main purpose.
And many other minor ones. For me at least.
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>>41061981
it's only a three headed dog, don't get your knickers in a twist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y824FOVRnfY&list=LRSRju5qZPVHfObqtfKiO2hQLDiOo6kuuOiLR
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>>41061998
>doubting the word of J Town
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>>41061985
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sS0bP7qAxsY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MdcVHN0FZtw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-lvhkfCBwxQ
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>>41061689
They tried to make me believe I was carried by the Holy Spirit for some reason loul.

I should stop rambling.
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>>41061989
You was not finish anything ... Because You belong to graveyard dude...

That is everything what you gona get!
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https://youtu.be/xSKa_IAazDc?si=ZJkwFIi3is8nOMN3
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I gotta install Portainer on my Debian, install the Damn Vulnerable website with Docker, then I gotta do some pentest on it like using SQL Injections and shit like that.
But I'm so lazyyyyy
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>>41061994
of cours that you see me ... But you can't do shit !
And you not have power over me .. So get a fuck away dude!

I have question for you how would you Touch Tree of life and even eat from him dude?

You was hear who GUARD that tree.. I am sorry!
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Hey pals... can anyone point the "It's Klobbering Time" meme with Amy Klobuchar and the whole electoral map, I need it for scholastic purposes :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVEG793G3N4&list=RDMMcdmhyEqCINM&index=2
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HOTTTT

https://youtu.be/2pOZgEKkQM8?start=1563&end=1717

she IS SOOO FUCKING HOT
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Breakfast is served.
The house goys made me two eggs and bacon pancakes.
Thanks whoever mentioned it yesterday or whenever that was.

https://youtu.be/vXYVfk7agqU
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>>41062029
this should be how auctions are run after we win
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>>41062037
Lol.... I'm reminded of
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>>41061990
https://youtu.be/q7i0V26wWiM?si=2kXGMNWCVIWvZQhs

>>41062066
https://youtu.be/6jJkdRaa04g?si=o5vOEC6OYgaRrTvy
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>>41061890
Poop
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>>41062099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFurUYfQwOM
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If you wanna fart
Then fart

It ok
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>>41062100
I farted on a jew
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https://youtube.com/shorts/jwOl_V8ZL1k

We are the /b/ of /x/
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>>41062100
I've never farted, I'm a grill.
We queef but we don't fart.
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>>41062110
>>41062029
Go volunteer for this
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>>41062110
There are no gruls on the internet.
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>>41062107
Grave Proxy!
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I'm not really selling the same tech twice Kelly tricked me
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>Crazy

Oh so you've just been spying on me and micro analyzing my every thought word and action for years because.....

"Wow"

Tee hee ;^)
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>>41062134
determinism
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isgay.com/kiss
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>>41061934
I wish I knew her last name..
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>>41062134
>he believes the gangstonking meme instead of what it obviously is
haha that's silly
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I never knew being chosen by God would bring so many seething subhumans with it
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>>41062141
Goes with the territory.
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>>41062141
everyone is made in God's image
>what does that mean

It's a mystery
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>>41062140
I don't believe

I know
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>>41061924
[=
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>>41062145
Yeah that's evidence you're schizo.
Schizos are prone to primitive beliefs.
Primitive beliefs in a normal person are things like
>My name is (whatever the fuck your name is)
or
>This thing is a table
Stuff you've known forever basically.
But with schizos, new primitive beliefs can form daily.
>I'm being gangstonked
>people telling me I'm crazy are working for gangstonkers
>the reason so many people are against me is because I'm the King of the World
etc etc.
They develop in response to stimuli.
Luckily, you won't believe me because the whole point of primitive beliefs is they can't be questioned.
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>>41062151
:(
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>>41062145
carl jung

>>41062166
pew pew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8j-r8E4DIE
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>>41062157
>the reason so many people are against me is because I'm the King of the World
How'd you know
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>>41062169
Because I'm the real King of the World and I'm being gangstonked and having my mind read every second of every day.

https://youtu.be/uQSC-oxsQz0
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No, you're just spying on and insulting me 24/7 because you guys are happy...

Lol lmao
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>>41062157
Shut Up big brain..

Every men is gangstalked..
Technology serve for that and Vaccine is ultimat gangstalking agent!!
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>>41062172
if you're king give me a gf
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>>41062172
Oh, yeah they said I'm the fake one. Maybe you're the real guy.

Cool man.
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>>41062175
We will consider this when the gangstonking eases up and my De Jeur Claim to the Throne of the World is finally undisputed.
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>>41062173

I love you, friend. <3
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>>41062182
Thanks bro <3
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>>41062178
How can I help you? I want a gf and I'm sure you can use some help now
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Where the qts at

Tight tight tight
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>>41062177
Oh yeah, definitely.

>>41062188
I wouldn't worry about it too much.

https://youtu.be/fBj10NZhFBU
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All the qts are ghosts
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>>41062193
Yes you will be king regardless of what I do
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>>41062196
Any tight goth ghost qts round
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>>41062202
>They won't ghost (you)
I fricken wish.
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>>41062196
not true
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>>41062207
If you know where they are, I implore you to release them.
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>>41062206
Yeah I seem to just attract gay indian men and negro women it's fucking terrible :(
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>>41062212
I'm just saying I touched one once and she touched me
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>>41062212
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YPvkmRNBO0w
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>>41062213
Are you me?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0XTrxOmZPA
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THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF WAY OUTTA HERE
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>>41062230
sewer slide
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>>41062219
I don't want to get my hopes up..
Really disappointed when shit doesn't go thru.
>>41062220
Alright, but can the goth qt "yee" or "haw"?
>Something we can work on.
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WORKING IN SHIFTS TO FUCK ME UP AND IM JUST CHILLING SMOKING A CIG

SAD
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>>41062161
what is it, friend?
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>>41062234
SAID THE JOKAH TO THE THIEF
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SAID THE JOKER TO THE THIEF
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>>41062195
He was onto some pretty cool stuff.
Abraxas is tight.

>>41062200
Well this backfired, I was hoping I'd system shock a schizo and now I'm King of the Earth.
All well, gf incoming.
peepee poopoo give anon snookypoo


https://youtu.be/GUgU7g2aQLc
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>>41062243
everything
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r57BeYY6Xjg
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY
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You know, having an army of retarded jester's could be pretty useful
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There is nothing left to discuss without lawyers.
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Lawsuit
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>>41059279
Well that's a mistake... ;3

Fr tho I'm just messin'
How's things ^///^
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>>41062250
I'm getting a gf soon?
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>>41062239
https://youtu.be/HaKdHyBCuRs?si=UfASan7Fw6c5_kk8&t=460
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I’m suing you for lack gf
The penalty is 100 hit babes have to cuddle me
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>>41062263
Yeah, Kelly will do it, ask her.
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DAMN I MEANT HOT HAWT HAT BABES
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>>41062277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8V5GfFeUDs
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>>41062274
lol 2 late you're gonna get murdered by hot chicks and die with blue balls.
Lucky.
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Now I have hitler babies trying to stuff me in a playdoh oven
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>>41062276
That’s already happening!
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>>41062260

https://youtu.be/RVPXMlIoZxk?t=1328
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100 ninja babe assassins cuddle me into the deep dark secrets they keep
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>>41062282
>>41062272
Kelly you're my gf now.
Say you're my gf.
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>>41062282
Do it do it do it do it do it
please.
Look how happy he is
he's a good guy!
Really!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmodl7moKuw
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>>41062286
Ehhh I mean, we could be friends? I dunno who you are desu ^///^;
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I'm single, I guess.
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Slaves mocking me on the way to their slave work lol

I don't care, I'm retired

Move on losers
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>>41062256
i can think of something better
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>>41062292
He's the Chosen One.
Here, I'll give you a better version of the card I made for you if you say you're his gf forever no matter what.
No pressure.

https://youtu.be/pFkhCtXHu9U
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>>41062292
I don't really know who you are either.
>>
Stop mocking us Kelly!
>>
I mean yeah... I can't even say I disagree with people posting this Pffffttt X3

And to be clear I'm something of chat's entertainer... and many other thingys and stufff...

Mostly actually just Kelly tho <3
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>>41062295
hi
>>
Why was that Somali dude shaking in his chair putting a voodoo curse on my head at the hospital
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>>41062295
Try using animals to get to people, same as everything else, you're being removed, erased and torn away so you dont fuck with no one again, enjoy death as the civil war begins you sack of shit, yall going down and im going up. ALL YOUR ASSES! WITH MY IRON FUCKING ROD!
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>>41062305
Okay then why tf would you want me as a gf!? Like, that's a really funny but also terrible idea D:
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>>41062309
Hey
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>>41062311
>MY IRON FUCKING ROD!
MOM, HE IS COPYING ME!
EVERYONE KNOWS I AM HE WHO CUMS TOO MUCH!
I MEAN OVERCOMETH.

https://youtu.be/VFhUj7YwKHo
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>>41062311
>Fucking with someone so they don't fuck with others
Surely this time will work
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>>41062314
You're not sure if you're single?
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Hola agente Kelly, es un placer conocerte. Prueba uno de nuestros registros de gatos complementarios.
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>>41062323
I wasn't behaving like it before.
May as well now.
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>>41062312
Because of the 30 day money back guarantee
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Ehhheehhheheheheh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw

The first time I ever did psyschadelics in minecraft in this life my trip spotters put that on. Holds up to this day :3
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>>41062326
I've always been single I don't know what not being single is like but I'd like to know
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>>41062333
Trips of truth confirm you're his gf and I totally wasn't lying (thank you)
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>>41062329
Shit I mean... yeah... ya got me there... I like long walks on the beach, funny stuff, doing knightly stuff, butt stuff and uhhh, I dunno... I'm just tired... still waking up.... How're you?
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>>41062334
Just gonna have to change the mindset, personally..
>Be more open to those ideas in my mind
Rather than push it off-
Maybe I start hitting on more women and get more numbers.
I just moved here, so it's not like anyone really knows me or my story.
Might be easier to talk to women.
Never bothered with it before because I was mentally set on focusing on one woman, now I guess it's better if I just hit on tons and see what sticks.
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>>41062337
No it confirmed... Ehhh I mean you rolled a 37 sooo... And (You) get a Wyvern!!!
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If you're delusional your call will be transferred to the mothership
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>>41062344
Nice, super dupe rare
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>>41062347
Oh my Gods remember when you could just fucking call a number and get someone!!! Shit!!! Even you guys!!! D:<
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>>41062340
As long as I get to pick what bikini you wear when we walk down the beach together. I'm not a huge fan of sand in my toes so it's only fair

Also still in bed
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>>41062145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb0toLBlofE
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happy birthday to me
my biggest wish is to have money and my word taken with respect. soft/hard power comes later
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I was gonna post something but I forgot what... Uhhh so anyway, I've got an old meme folder going back to 2010ish to about 6 months ago with over 10,000 images and other stuff in it.

I also have a file name randomizer... Any takers? :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GcBGhV047A
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>>41062357
Ok if anyone disrespects your word ITT I'm going to [redacted] myself with a [redacted].
I mean it!
Be respectful everyone! (happy birfday 2 u)
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Imma be single and mingle for a while too.
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>>41062357
Happy Birthday!!!

May your wishes come true <3
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>>41062361
You have to go on a irl date with me if I guess correctly.
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>>41062361
>>41062374
Also I want two guesses.
>>
https://youtube.com/shorts/FkULQbIddb8?si=xkcIcRhJz8hujSW-
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>>41062239
WHO IS FUCKING YOU UP ? PLEASE ELABORATE.
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>>41062353
>>41062374
>>41062379

Not agreeing to any of that, I'm entertained tho, but!!! I just meant if anyone wants a random meme pull for the hell of it,

I'd be impressed as hell either way if you got close to anything theme wise honestly ^///^

So yeah two guesses and call heads or tails for first or last image in folder :D

Annnnnnnnnnnd of fucking course D:
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>>41062174
truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ICJmKrDptw
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>>41062357
Here you go anon I made you a one of a kind Birthday Art worth 6 Trillion Dollars.
Shit nevermind, image limit.
Next bread.
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>>41062391
If I get two guesses it's a one in 5000 chance. It'll be fun !
I pick a number between one and 10k
If I guess right we go on a date
It can be in a public place like a restaurant so you don't have to worry about me murdering you
>>
oh look, you are all still gay.
>150
>>
like i mean cmon its 2025
just identify as straight already.
you can choose to be straight again.

praise jesus.
>>
https://youtu.be/TmFGvc6jX-Q?si=MwdAzqRmGvv5AD7Z
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>>41062399
Well the image limit hit, also I'd have to look up how to go to a file number in a folder or find an exe for that... Anywho, I'm a bit stressed atm due to living circumstances... I don't exactly... have to house to myself right now so I need a half hour....
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They think every post is about me

And they call me the delusional schizo lol
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>>41062399
I can confirm, this guy is TOTALLY not a murderer, I'm an expert judge of character.
in fact, he's basically Chad but nice.
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Oh wow there's nothing to do. I have nothing i need to do and its killing me. I got a library card today. That was worth it.
>>
https://youtube.com/shorts/LHLSVHpL0PI?si=UvRPOWpvz6AJo-jJ
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>>41062410
Sorry to hear that. You should move in with me haha I could give you a lease so you don't have to worry about me changing my mind
If you want to save time how about just pick a number between 1 and 200 (including 1 and 200)
It'll be fun :)
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Sad
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>>41062412
Don't be ridiculous.
Every post couldn't be about you.
That's crazy.
Every post is about me.
>>
you know whats funny?

yesterday i got banned,
and instead of changing my IP or using different devices and having a 'meltdopwn',
i accepted it and moved on with my day.

now that im unbanned, im not going to go on a sperg-spree,
im simply going to leave, and do better things with my time.

>internet-autism, YIKES!
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>>41062257
>>41062260
Is this real?
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>>41062278
I wish :/
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>>41062421
Don't know enough about you and I'm not that desperate desu, I'm just shooting the shit and hoping one or two or w/e show up in these parts. Already made contact with Her and someone else did on here as well actually so I'm good :3
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>>41062434
hahaha I guess you've had bad experiences with blind dates before. Suit yourself
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The jews?
>>
Im so attached to my phone. It's the only device I use anymore. Im sitting at the library on the computer but 4chan is blocked on the network. It's nice to have my hands on a keyboard . I may have lost some iq points during my cell phone addicted time
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>>41062437
Fuck, I'm sorry bro I thought Kelly would respect my authority as King of Earth.
Don't worry, I'll fix this.

https://youtu.be/Ut8MTBIZrC8
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>>41062422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rW2Qa_us24
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>>41062439
I miss my computer too :[ why did you lose iq you think?
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Malicious compliance
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>>41062433
I used to put lego people and stuff in an easy bake oven
>>
They subconsciously tried to make me believe an enormous amount of bullshit. This morning they told me in my head that I was chosen. They always do this shit, once I succeed in seeing the truth about something they always come to make me go back in the lie.

Not gonna work anymore.

Things that aren't true: I'm not Jesus, I'm not a messiah, I'm not a prophet, I'm not being initiated, I'm not in Hell, I didn't discover anything of real value, I obviously don't have super powers, I'm not being recruited.
Things that are real: Targeted since I was a child, mind reading, them trying to make me believe lies.
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>>41062443
love can't be forced. you could force her to be a maid around my house which would be pretty dope since she's easy on the eyes but that'd be evil
>>
Fuck them btw, I'm gonna play some Mario Odyssey to chill. Tomorrow morning I really have to set up my Damn Vulnerable Website Docker and finish my 7th, 8th and 9th project tho. Because Friday I have to write it all down on my dossier and it has to be finished. Then next Monday I can work on my project. It's gonna be one hell of a month
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>>41062455
You know what it is...
that's right...
King of France, you are next in line and they're trying to keep it a secret while also protecting you.
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>>41062455
I am being recruited tho
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>>41062478
>>41062478
>>41062478
>>41062478
>>41062478

new bread
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>>41062448
Hand eye coordination on a thing other than my cell phone is so bad.
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>>41062466
Just know that I never once believe that bullshit. The prophet thing kinda, or atleast I always thought I'm not a prophet but may have seen the future. But honestly I believe it was a coincidence now. Coincidences are fucky.
And I kinda liked to imagine me having the powers to influence artists subconsciously that was the funniest shit ever. But it was what they wanted me to believe from the start.

>>41062476
You're probably not bro. They try to make you believe this kind of bullshit. It's a lie.
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>>41062466
BTW for some particular reason that I won't say here I absolutely can't be king of France lmao. So that's kinda funny
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>>41062466
Have you considered that none of the people who have a claim to the place actually want to run it for a fucking reason?
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>>41062507
Because Baal lives in the catacombs?
He's not that bad, just feed him every now and again and whatever you do don't ask him for advice.
>>
https://youtube.com/shorts/NCWeKjqT5k0?si=_GGYi_adRdqD6Vgy
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>>41062483
How does that happen?
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>>41062490
It is real tho bro why don't you believe it?
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>>41062767
Just by simply not using my body or my hands in anything that's new or engaging. Ive been on a real track for being idle and stagnating in all facets of life. It's not a good look or feeling. Knowing that I have a defecit is encouraging because now it opens a door for reengaging and getting some stimulation in places I need it.
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>>41062853
You're free to believe what you want but don't complain if you're stuck in a lie. You'll wait for them to come for you but they'll never will. At worst they'll even fuck with your perception of reality a maximum. Be careful.
>>
>>41062981
In what kind of places? I have been stagnating too



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