Wakatakakage's Biggest Fan Edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d>Oyakata channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@親方ちゃんねる公式/videos>Beya Youtube channels:>Futagoyamahttps://www.youtube.com/@futagoyama-sumofood>Isegahamahttps://www.youtube.com/@isegahamabeya>Kisehttps://www.youtube.com/@kisebeya>Tatsunamihttps://www.youtube.com/@tatsunami-beya>Tamanoihttps://www.youtube.com/@sumo-tamanoibeya>Hidenoyamahttps://www.youtube.com/@hidenoyama>Oshimahttps://www.youtube.com/@oshimabeya>Minatohttps://www.youtube.com/@湊部屋どすこいチャンネル>Shikoroyamahttps://www.youtube.com/@shikoroyamabeya>Asakayamahttps://www.youtube.com/@浅香山部屋公式チャンネル>Takasagohttps://www.youtube.com/@TAKASAGOSUMOTEAM高砂部屋Previous thread: >>236172
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>>241872Easy.
Fucking retard.
>>241889Funny you should say that because yes that is literally specifically what happened.
>>241893>British posters post less>threads instantly improvewhat a coincidence
>>241894Be careful what you wish for. You may enjoy a slow thread, but nature abhors a vacuum. I know India is becoming more and more interested in Japan these days...
>>241893Three of those posts are me.
I miss trannytame posting.
>>241893Since you aren't aware, British posters can use 4chan the same as they ever have.
向偉大的領袖致敬
What did Wakanosato mean by this?
>>241919Patrician taste is what he meant by it. If I were that huge I'd also want the smallest wife possible. It's just like how guys with big dicks seek out tight and small girls specifically. Maximum enjoyment.
>>241894>>British posters post less>>threads instantly improveMany such cases.
>Onosato couldn't beat Zak in practice?!?!
>hoshoryu doing well in practice
>>241943It really is a coinflip, isn't it.>Hoshoryu is just overperforming in practice>Onosato is just sandbagging in practiceWHICH AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE
>>241947Both
>>241943it's gonna happen again
>>241950I just want Hoshoryu to start hip throwing fat cunts again.
>>241960Me on the left (I love Atamin!).
>>241960inevitable consequences of eating enough east asian estrogen bean to get to 200kg
>>241963Rice is not a bean.
>>241966Tofu is thoughas is shoyu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebyBDXV_GTA&ab_channel=ChrisSumoFrom his uploads it seems like the entire Sanyaku barring Takayasu are in good health. Please based God give us a repeat of May's dominance. Seems like Tamawashi has a real shot at Komusubi too.
>>241960how does atamifuji see anything?
>>241982He senses the world via feeling the chakra of the things around him.
>Keiga>Nobehara>KogaYeah, I'm thinking it's sloppa time.
>>241986Nobehara got cucked back on to chanko duty.
>>241999>was making progress to juryo>blew it
Hi /sumo/ I have been watching sumo casually for 3 or 4 years now and found them on my NHK channel. It very fun to watch and I see the attraction. Is there a place to watch a re-cap of the recent tourny? I have to catch them on NHK otherwise.
>>242012Spiffy made a solid one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_IU0xDANtk
>>242012This channel has the highlights for every day of the bashohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=429aac17Wec&list=PLHkc5y_KMICLVQpxK_xjs-8ZFamo-nTDh
One week.
>>242034Would grabbing his tail be a hansoku?
>>242036It would be extremely painful.
>>242034>Inunofuji
>>242034Where do I get a tsuna and kesho mawashi for my dog?
>>242041Same place Tatsunami got one for theirs.
>>242004>Said he was never going back to chanko duty>Goes back to chanko dury
>>242044Very helpful, great post
>>242046>OyakataYou're making the chanko today.>RikishiOkay :(This is how it goes down.
Reminder that both Onosato and Hoshoryu have the same wins in their last 3 completed basho at 37. Desu I can't wait to see Hosh fight if he's healthy. Onosato is dominant but sometimes boring, but Hosh brings that fire to the dohyo.
>K*ga getting destroyed by the exploding shoulders newbieKino.
>>242051For me it was watching Umeyama winning by Yorkikiri over and over and over. I know it was just against Jonidan shitters, but still. His consistency was very satisfying.
>>242052Me too. I liked his bouts with Shunta, they seem to be pretty similarly sized.
>>242054>ShunterBased shikona.
>>242055>shunter
>>242050Funny how you have to delete two tournaments from existence to get this statFor some reason I doubt you would be as willing to accept other stats that have been similarly massaged
>>242059It's all still the past year, faggot.
>>242060Then let's see how you like it. I expect your endorsement of these stats since they are going to be produced to the same standard as your own. 3 completed bashos of my choice:Hoshoryu went 1-4-10, 5-5-5, and 8-7.Onosato went 14-1, 12-3, and 13-2.
>>242062>completedAre you retarded?
>>242055Neville detected.
>>242063Oh sorry, are the bashos still running? Is Hosh going to go back and redo his matches? Do you need to see what the definition of completed is? Here you gohttps://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/completed
I'll take that as a yes.
>ONOSATO IS BETTER THAN AN INJURED RIKISHI OMG HE'S BASICALLY HAKUHO!!!t. you
>>242067>elbow chips and a toe ouchie>injuredYou know, I talked about turf toe with my physical therapist and we had a good laugh about it. You should've seen his face when I told him the guy pulled out of a tournament over it.
>>242064Meds, fatty
>>242070Meant for >>242065
>>242069When your opponent is 190kg, small injuries prevent you from fighting entirely.
Koga was such a chump in the latest Futasloppa. Not even wise words from Mita could save that trainwreck.
Shunta has it in him to become sekitori.
>>242076If he touches Makushita I'll eat my hat.
>>242077Your salt and pepper, sir.
>>242075Futagoyama oyakata needs to stop pushing him into oshi-zumo. Koga simply does not have the build for it. Half his wrestlers don't have the build for it, but it's all he teaches. Does he not know any yotsu-zumo himself? Wakamiyabi said as much a couple videos ago. It seems a massive blind spot to me and the rikishi are weaker for it.
Woah did you guys hear? [Rikishi] would've performed better if only their body had moved the way they'd wanted it to!
>>242079It wasn't his specialty, but it's not like he never used it. https://www.youtube.com/embed/cshyrDUV5Q4
>>242080they all play this weird mentally ill semantic game where they try to consider their brain and their body to be too separate physical entities and that they're somehow not personally responsible for what their body does>it jus day cultcha
>>242082Its obvious you are the bad type of lardo who never has played a sport before. What they mean is they had a game plan but they couldnt physically execute it. It's like practicing how to hit a curve ball 1000 times, knowing how to hit the curve in the game, but when it actually gets thrown you swing and miss despite all your training.
>>242082My thumb keeps twitching, am I personally responsible for that?
>>242085Yes
>>242082>I didn't get that girl pregnant, my penis did it>I didn't shit in my pants, my anus did it>I didn't steal yo phone, my hand did it>I dindu nuffin!
>>242079He needs to start coaching the Isegahama way, ie. fuck coaching just scout all the top talents and let them train themselves.
>>242097He already did that with Mita
>>242079Isn't oyakata supposed to give only guidance while you pick/develop a style you like ?Can you say no/I don't feel it when he shows you something ?I know many of them are still kids, but they should be able to tell when something doesn't work.
>>242097>ie. fuck coaching just scout all the top talentsFormerly known as the Miyagino way
Top 5 rikishi going into September:1) Onosato2) Hoshoryu (forma de healthy)3) Wakatakakage4) Aonishiki5) Kirishima (forma de healthy)
>>242099>they should be able to tell when something doesn't workFutagoyama doesn't seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer. He reminds me of Musashimaru in that he's probably taken one too many knocks to the head. Anyone who stays a lardo after retirement is almost always a shitty coach; just look at K*senosato, he'd be a nobody if Onosato hadn't been handed to him on a silver platter so the media could spin the narrative of the last Japanese Yokozuna training the next Japanese Yokozuna.
for the anon that was asking before, pre-tournament betting is upit probably should be Onosato's to win but 16/1 on Dan lookin kinda tasty ngl
>>2421011) Onosato (forma Yokozuna Supremo)2) Hoshoryu (forma lesión preventiva)3) Wakatakakage (forme bendición de Koga)4) Aonishiki (forma 11 victorias aseguradas)5) Kirishima (sin forma)
>>242104healthy hosh>onosato6-1 btw
Excuse me?
>>242103dan was 16-1 last time and that was before he had a history of fighting a full sanyaku schedule, odds should be lower now that he proved himself capable of taking them on
>hosh getting his ass beat by a rookie in practice bouts its horse over
Anyone get cooking inspired from the beyas?
From this...
So in the case of Nabatame where a D2 guy gets surgery and drops down to Sandame, where does his rank in the stable go? Last vid Nabatame is still wearing the white mawashi and sitting at the head of the table. Eventually will he be sitting in the middle of the table and put on chanko duty and chores?
>>242119Videos are a month behind. Yes.
>>242120I dont think he will. Guys who made sekitori tend to get special treatment when they drop down especially because of injury. Do you think Terunofuji was cleaning toilets when he dropped form ozeki? Trannytame got an apartment he isn't going to be forced to go back to the beya sleeping in a room with 20 guys.
>>242117>OMG LE SUMO WRESTLER EAT SOUP!!!>DEY JUS LIKE ME!!!
>>242122Ozeki =/= JuryoLook at Enho as an example.
>>242103Who the fuck is giving Zak better odds than Dan? Who the fuck is giving WTK almost the same odds as Zak?
>>2421045) Daieisho (forma de M10)
>>242122Teru was always treated as an Ozeki when he dropped down, but that wasn't due to any rule but rather because his stable had such immense respect for him. I doubt Asanoyama got such lofty treatment.
If I was rich I'd pay for kensho banners at Koga's fights.
They should add kenshos to juryo with less money in them
>>242099>Isn't oyakata supposed to give only guidance while you pick/develop a style you like ?Pretty much. Not all coaches are the same though, and some will surely be more demanding than others.
>>242103>pre-tournament betting is up>bettingFucking garbage-tier.
>>242097Honestly, he seems to be doing it that way already. I think most of his actual work is in scouting. He does very little in any of the training videos.
>>242134I think he's just a fat sack of shit DESU. Nabatame and Mita are childhood friends so if anything Nabatame is the one who scouted Mita. Meanwhile Aminishiki couldn't have done a better job of scouting Aonishiki.>Meet some talented young Ukrainian weeb at a shitty low level sumo tournament>Ukraine goes to war, the kid needs to escape>Kill two birds with one stone by taking him into your beya, not to mention his motivation levels will be through the roofCan't wait to see his next 11-4.
>>242133
>Big O>WTK>The Ageless One>Free-est M10 pick of all time>Muscle Manlet>WTK's biggest fanRate my fantasy team.
>Tamawashi is allowed to miss matches due to Covid at his stable without ruining his perfect attendance record>Yarden isn't allowed to join a beya because Covid prevented him from going to Japan in timeThe JSA are humongous fucking assholes and I hope Hakkaku has a heart attack in his sleep tonight.
He'll always be Tamawashi* to me.
>>242143Maybe Yarden should have gone to Japan before joining the IDF.
>>242152It was more important to genocide Palestinians
>>242157Sumo is good, but wiping out the sand apes is a more noble cause
>>242137I wonder how quickly he realized he can start instilling his technique autism into him
>>242126Both those guys have yusho'd while Dan has never done better than 11-4.
>>242143>Yarden isn't allowed to join a beya because Covid prevented him from going to Japan in timeThe NSK doesn't control Japan's borders, anon.
>>242126wager now before the odds shift if you see someone who is undervalued and lock in the good odds. they moved quite a bit in July between the opening of wagering and the close
Gambling is dumb
>>242172Why would you gamble on this when its obvious people are still taking dives every basho.
Dan
>>242106>healthy hoshHealthy hosh only occurs once a blue moon while your grandmother stands on one foot while holding an egg in her mouth. He's perpetually injured because he throws his dick around in training instead of when it matters.
>>242134Here's Futagoyama's coaching style:>Sit fat ass down. He will not move from this position the entire practice>Every half hour call out to a wrestler>Mumble some vague shit like 'use more strength' and 'push harder'>If he wants to get fancy he waves hands in the air; this motion is slow as molasses
>>242192Gocchandesu!
>>242171The point is they made an exception for Tamawashi because it's not his fault he couldn't fight, but then won't make an exception for Yarden even though it's not his fault he couldn't join.
>>242197Shut the fuck up
>>242198Make me.
>>242197>even though it's not his fault he couldn't join.Classic jewish tactic of deflecting responsibility.Yarden came to Japan at 24. He could've joined if he had won a major amateur tournament to qualify for tsukedashi status. He didn't, ergo he wasn't good enough for sumo.
>>242200Why didn't he go to Japan years earlier, anon?
>>242201Israel. Again, not sumo or Japan's fault.
>>242200>at 24lmao lil bro never had a chance
>>242200Let's be realistic - if you only have one foreigner slot available, are you going to choose a tubby manlet Jew or a hulking great Mongol? Even if Yarden had won an amateur tournament, he's simply not a particularly impressive prospect, and he knows this. He's doing far better as a helpless victim of circumstance than he would be as a permanent Ms12.
>>242102Kisenosato isn't a good comparison because he's still in fighting shape. He was doing bouts with Onosato some months ago wasn't he? Miyabiyama meanwhile is quite clearly all fat and has a hard time waddling onto the dohyo as shimpan even. It's wild that he's refusing to lose any weight at all, he was hospitalized and nearly died a year or two ago.
>>242110What?
>>242118to this
>>242212Unironically there probably is an element of steroid shrinkage. Takakeisho was a ball of fat and muscle. Dudes on the juice always wither up like old ballsacks when they stop, happened to Batistia too.
>>242210First day archives are usually not members only.
>Ah!
>>242217What the fuck even was that. Was he attempting a throw?
>>242200he could've joined if he pretended to be a 16 year old high-schoolerbro just doesn't have the intellect or the talent to out-mongol the mongols
>>242218I think so
>>242220Why do they all scratch their heads at the same time?
>>242221sumo devs forgot to desync their idle animation
>>242221its the ~ho and ~umi psychic link
>>242220Damn, Kisenosato really is kicking his ass over his panic pulls if he's trying panic throws instead.
>>242217>>242220I just noticed from while watching this video how Onosato keeps his legs bent during tachiai, while others either instantly extend it or try to take a step forward instantly. He just absorbs with an elbow hit and tries pushing after that
>>242220I wonder if Hafthor or Eddie Hall could butsukari with Onosato. That'd be some intense shit.
>>242208Only about half of the active beyas have a foreigner. That new Mongol giant who waited for Isegahama's slot for a year or two was an outlier, there isn't all that much demand for it. The JSA could throw Yarden into some backwater noname beya any time they wanted. It's actually extremely gracious of Tatsunami to let Yarden train and sometimes eat with them honestly, props to the guy. Assuming he's letting him do it for free lmao.
>>242226Worlds strongest man contests actually did have sumo matches in them back in the day
>>242227The JSA doesn't assign foreigners to stables, the oyakata selects his foreigner himself. There are plenty of unaffiliated Mongols in amasumo already, so I would assume any empty slots are empty by choice anyway.
>The JSA can't make an exception for Yarden!>Oh but they let Tamawashi's streak continue despite him missing matches :)>Oh and they let Kataonami have two foreign rikishi :)
>>242233>Oh and they let Kataonami have two foreign rikishiDumb newfag.
>>242234>Beya can only have one foreign rikishiTrue>Kataonami has two foreign rikishiTrue>There are beya who could've taken in the second foreign rikishiTrue>Therefore the JSA made an exception to their rulesTrue>So will the JSA make another reasonable exception for Yarden?No :)
>>242233Holy shit shut up about this fucking fat kike already How many times are you going to spam this garbage
>>242235>Therefore the JSA made an exception to their rulesFalse
>>242221They probably had some sweat splashed on them.
>>242240GIWTWM
Why hasn't there been a good sumo video game?
What a shame that Teru never got a Yokozuna v Yokozuna fight. Such a solemn and stoic tenure, just holding down the fort until some other fatso could touch the rope. And even then when Hoshoryu did it, it's not like Teru was ever an obstacle. What a shame :(
>>242245>hosh never beat Teru even once The gap between 73 and 74 is a wide oneDefinitely feels like the end of era
>>242234>implying the existence of smart noobs
>>242139You tell em' rabbi!
>>242240Those were the evil spirits fleeing the dohyo
>>242233>>242235Tell the class why some heya have two foreign rikishi.
>>242260master's lack of hinkaku
>>242260There's literally zero reason for it when there are beyas with an empty gaijin slot so I don't know why you're asking me.
>>242270>he doesn't knowsee >>242234
Takakeisho being the skinniest out of all of them is wild.
>recruit talentless jew because reddit said so>he sucks>all beyaslop has to be kosher now>get sued out of existence because some jonidan blockhead topped off his food with chashu
>>242260On the off-chance you're not trolling, and for the everyone else's benefit, the reason is that two stables who each had one foreigner have been merged into one. The stablemaster hasn't been allowed to recruit an extra one - and that's what the restriction is really about. The JSA doesn't want a repeat of the Tongan saga. One foreign recruit per stable helps ensure that the foreigner is immersed in Japanese language and cultural expectations, instead of stables becoming foreign cultural enclaves. However, it would be unfair if a more junior foreigner had to cut his career short and retire if his stable had to be merged with another one, so this allowance is built in to the rule - it isn't a special exception made for some people and not others.In addition, regarding what >>242270 said, the JSA can't just move a foreigner to a stable with an empty slot. The JSA can't force the relatively autonomous elders to take on a recruit against their will, and generally they try not to split up the men of a stable when it dissolves. This was seen with the Miyagino debacle - there were few potential candidates for taking the men on because it was expected that all of them would move as a group. It was never considered that they could be doled out one by one to fill empty slots elsewhere.
>>242286He knows that. You're responding to an autistic samefagging troll. This is the exact same shit he pulls with Aonishiki. Weird, gay sycophantic worship posts followed by agreeing with himself while the rest of us call him a retard.
>>242284Aoyama and Hokutofuji both look like they’ve slimmed-down quite a bit too.Hokutofuji better hurry up or his hair cutting ceremony will be one of the shortest ever. Either that or they’re going to get creative and have guests clip his eyebrows or something.
>>242293>Aoyama and Hokutofuji both look like they’ve slimmed-down quite a bit too.While Teru, nine months post-retirement, looks exactly the same.
>>242295He had already dropped like 20 kilos between his final yusho and his last ring appearance.
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WHzPpN7qO0Jesus... Tamawashi making sounds like a broken organ falling down stairs, but somehow still dominating. Good content.
>Aonishiki v Onosharto day 1Kino
>>242301>Onosato crushing Kotozakura's soul at the end.
>>242301Another kinboshi + sansho for Tamawashi this basho ?Ojisan ganbatte
>>242300Kagayaki's weird upright sumo is the definition of insanity. How many times can you faceplant the dohyo before losing your mind ?
How many kinboshi will hackshoryu give out before withdrawing this basho?
Is there any chance that Chiyoshoma has recovered from whatever has been ailing him, and won't suck now that he's at J? I feel bad for the guy.
>>242301Usually you keep fighting until you lose, but he was so fucked after 3 wins in a row that he hobbled off and rested for a while lol. I also like how you can tell the other guys respect him because unlike the other dudes running forward, he hangs back and then gets sought out instead. Perks of being old enough to be some of their dads.
>>2423092, he will with go kyujo out of shame after Onosato steals his niche with 3 by day 6
>>242310>whatever has been ailing himYou don't recover from aging, Anon.
>>242311Rested for a bit, then came back and crushed while picking up laughs from the crowd.
>>242314Old age cannot legally enter your body without consent
>>242316that's vampires
>>242301>Abi losing to Ryudennodowasisters...
>>242301This is old content. Kagayaki ain't been in Makuuchi since January.
>>242321It's from four days ago. Tamashoho isn't in Makuuchi either. It's just a joint training session before the basho. They do it every time. Do you enjoy being called a retard?
>>242320Losing happens.
I don't get why they have low rankers hold the salt and water bottles. Do they not have tables in Japan? Is it an intentional humiliation ritual?
>>242324>Being useful to your superiors is humiliating.Pathetic.
>>242325>Wasting the time of those on lower rungs of the ladder when those people could be doing something productive insteadNevermind, it's an utterly Japanese practice.
>>242326>Wasting the time of the sekitori, making them wipe the sand of their own bodies, when they could be sparring.You are retarded.
>>242327The dumbest thing I ever did was waste time responding to someone who's never posted in good faith in their life.
>>242328No, it was reaching the egg first.
Good Chris video today. Seems like Dan dominating Fujinokawa after Hosh couldn't handle him might say a lot about Hosh's current condition.
>>242325Just because you like to submit to other men doesn't mean anyone else should have to.
>>242334They don't have to. All they have to do is win and they never have to hold the salt again.
>>242326Sekitori are far more valuable to a stable because their salary allows them to support the stable financially. Lower-rankers earn their keep by supporting the sekitori and stable with errands and chores, because otherwise they would just be parasitic drains on the stable and JSA as a whole.
>>242338It's a training stable not a charity. Why not just make low rankers have a part time 7/11 job? That way they could contribute financially to the stable by buying their own food if nothing else. Having a rikishi hold a basket of salt when a $10 table could do the job is just a humiliation ritual.
>>242340Tables don't move themselves out of the way when 700lbs of man-flesh barrels towards them. Why do you want the sekitori to get hurt on a table?
>>242340>It's a training stable not a charity.But that's exactly what sumo is, dummy. It takes in the rascals who would otherwise do nothing but get into trouble in the real world and it gives them structure and purpose.
>>242341Put it against the wall, anon.>uhhh but then the sekitori will have to walk an extra three feet to grab salt!!!Ah yes, the mighty sekitori, brought low by fucking nothing.
>>242343They often get pushed into the wall. Is this your first day?
>>242342I ain't never seen a fat crackhead or shoplifter. Actually I've seen a couple fat shoplifters but they were all women. Saw one clear out a shelf of cream cakes once, you can't write comedy that good.
>>242344Then make a table out of fucking foam because rikishi are so weak that they can't handle moving towards a table lmaoooo
Eat your tea, Neville.
>>242335Or they could just do judo or baseball or any of the other sports that don't treat men like servants.
>>242348Why don't you go there and tell them that. No one here cares.
>>242348>judo or baseball or any of the other sportsNone of which provide free room and board in Tokyo just for holding salt.
I wonder if low ranked rikishi on meteoric rises like Atamifuji or Dan were ever made to hold salt, or if it's just a humiliation ritual for eternal losers.
Dan's pre-sekitori winrate was 90.5%. Has anyone else ever come close to that? Even the mighty Asashoryu only had 84.1%.
>>242352Jokoryu
>>242353>Highest rank - Komusubiuhhh dansisters??? is this us???
>>242354Don't worry, going 11-4 every tournament is just enough to make Ozeki
>>242352Jokoryu, maybe some others too
Can't wait to cheer on Asanoyama.>Broke quarantine to slay pussy>Has sworn to never wear a black training belt again and will retire if demoted from sekitori>His mother and friends scraped together money for his new sekitori mawashi, and has said he'll never wear another until he retiresBased as fuck.
It annoys me that I have to hate Aonishiki because of how obnoxious the danfag is. I actually like Aonishiki but this faggot is just too faggoty to let carry on. Like I don't want to be a fan because of how fucking irritating this guy is. I simply don't want to be associated with people like you in any way.
>>242358Have you tried growing up and not caring what others say, think, or do?
>>242359If you didn't care, you wouldn't have even replied to me, moron. And if you don't care what I say, think, or do, you won't reply to this post either.
>>242360You haven't answered my question.
>>242359just let him be upset about dan for the next 15 years or the rest of his life over the facetious idea that there is only one individual posting about the most exciting and skilled new sekitori. its about even odds that even if you help him he will just being enraged about "the fujinokawa poster" in a couple months
>>242362Fujinokawa is kind of a sad story right now. He doesn't feel like he matches up well to Makuuchi rikishi at all. He's still super young so has plenty of room to grow, but still I feel bad for the guy.
>>242325nigga its a fucking water bottle, they could just leave it in the floor or something
>>242358I dislike you and he equally. I'm starting to suspect you're the same faggot.
In fact, fuck it, I'm gonna give Fujinokawa the Harumafuji vote. A small guy who just refuses to lose.
>>242364>they could just leave it in the floor or something
Kyokutenho? More like my Cock in Ten Hoes.
>>242365Point out any ONE of my posts except the one you replied to (and this one, obviously). Should be easy since you dislike me so much.
>>242366>REEEEE its the Fujinokawa poster!!!
>>242373The coining of the term "fujifag" is waiting for you, anon.
>>242372>>240901>>241270>>239935>>237305>>233786You're all the same to me.
Man, Harumafuji's 'zuna promotion really is the wildest shit to watch. He basically went through Yokozunas Kakuryu, Kisenosato, and Hakuho back to back undefeated.
>>242374How ridiculous is it to go on the sumo thread and then get massively pissed off when you see someone being enthusiastic about a sumo wrestler? The people screeching about dan posters or onosato posters or abi fans are just looking for excuses to focus attention on themselves, none of their whining has anything to do with sumo
>>242318...and demons.
>>242378Yep.
>>242324>don't get why they have low rankers hold the salt and water bottles.It's a privilege, you dumb fuck. They get to watch the best do their thing up close and personal.
>>242375Not even a single one right. Failure.
>>242357He's throwing all the flags and jinxes out he can because he knows this is the last shot. No more humble "taking it one day at a time with my own brand of sumo". He want some damn wins.
>>242358>it annoys me that I have to let a faggot on an anonymous imageboard dictate how I should think, in order to show him how who's the bossQuintessential 4chan post
>>242386
>>242386its fairly common for mental cases to develop persecution conspiracies out of thin air, they do that to blame their mental problems on everyone other than themselves.
>>242389and here is a perfect example >>242375
>>242393Kogabros let's break his kneecaps
>>242394Ah
>>242393
>>242398We are forced to see Koga fail again and again because he spends all his energy subconsciously repressing his Captain Koga side. Were Captain Koga ever to emerge, a tragedy would occur.
>>242402its actually because he doesn't train hard enough
>>242378People weren't enthusiastic about Aonishiki; they were enthusiastic about Ukraine.
>>242402Futagoyama won't let him remove his limiters as it would be too dangerous for the other rikishi
Thoughts on Juryo ?Asanoyama or Mita yusho
>>242405>I'm mad about the voices in my head because I spend too much time on /pol/I see
>>242392Did you even look at the posts?
>>242407Asahakuryu probably.
>>242411He got stuck in Makushita Joi for a while before breaking through, why would you bet on him ?
>>242412Three good basho in a row, including a 7-0 yusho in July. Good size. I think he's on the up.Also, I don't trust Asanoyama to kachikoshi, let alone win. I don't think Mita can win back-to-back.
>>242413I just watched his bouts from July, he does look strong but a Yusho may be exaggerated, maybe I'm wrong, I'll watch him.>I don't trust Asanoyama to kachikoshi, let alone winHis wrestling career is on the line, maybe he'll be on fire, maybe not.
>>242407I can see Kotoeiho bouncing back to Makuuchi for November
https://apnews.com/article/womens-sumo-japan-d36548ced370605ce697b9e6473094c3
>>242416I think one of the whole appeals of sumo is the fact that rikishi fight naked and you can see their body in whole display, how their muscles stretch and how the impact of their attacks is absorbed with their bare skin. Their raw strength and physique coming into clash. I wish the best to all female rikishi, however I don't forsee their niche ever becoming as competitive and as popular as grand sumo.
As competitive or popular, no. But the whole sumo in the Olympics things is interesting to me. I would love to see a ton of foreign rikishi compete for medals. That would require it to be gender inclusive though.God I wish they just let them fight topless....
>new Futagoyama video>Tsukioka appears without his legendary sideburns>Nabatame on suicide watch>Koga on suicide watchIt's over...
>>242420If you can't get out of Jonidan, you don't deserve fancy hair.
>Mita with his Nagoya Juryo championship trophyNeat.
>>242416Not interested. Don't post it here. These threads are for ozumo.
Money got longer, speaker got louder, car got faster
>>242418A huge appeal of sumo for me is that nothing matters except who's the better wrestler. Size, technique, strength, all that matters is who's better. It's why I'm not too fussed about them using gear either. Female sumo doesn't have that appeal because they're segregating themselves away from competitors who'd wipe the floor with them.
>>242427Suck my dick.
>>242438No fat chicks
>>242439You're not thinking about what you're missing.
>>242440Imagine the paizuri.
>>242441GIWTWMBig Aoiyama has been looking really handsome recently post retirement.
>>242440Yeah thats not gonna be any more appealing when its a woman that looks exactly the same And now you've got this homofag putting on a performance since he cant turn around and shit a dildo onto the thread so hes done it textually instead. Great job.
>>242443I see only one homo here.Spoiler alert: it's (You).
>>242444 You're the ones that brought it up. Now you dont like it? Then dont post it to start with. >>242442>>242441>>242440
Stop taking the bait
>>242445You're fucking on one today, bud. Maybe this will Dan will cheer you up.
>>242425when they first introduced him I thought he'd be too small to compete at the upper levels of makushita, when he made juryo I thought the big guys there would beat him. starting to remind me of dan how he seems to be always able to rise about whatever competitors are put up against him regardless having what seems to be disadvantages. so this time he will be up against upper juryo, guys who occasionally compete at makuuchi level, is that where he will finally plateau? imagine the drama if he ends up unseating roga as heyagashira
>>242448He has the skills, the attitude and puts in the hard work. That can compensate for a lot. I would say he can make it Roga's level but I would be surprised if he went past that. More importantly, perhaps, is the effect he's having on the stable atmosphere. Mita is like pro among amateurs and they can feel it.
>>242448I think he'll make makuuchi a few times, but I really don't think he'll every compete in the joi. He's just so small.
Who would Takakeisho's favourite Code Geass girl be???
>>242446do you have the one with takakeisho holding a comic lo?
>>242453100% a KallenCHAD.
>>242454>>242453Better question is who is a Villeta/Rakshata chad
>>242465>Viletta/RakshataTakayasu
Give me basho now pls
>>242485Not yet doing. Dohyo not pure. Much sorry.
Dan vs Onosato for day 1 musubi no ichbonTom vs HorseWakatakaKOGA vs Hakuoho
Is Endo going to retire when the next banzuke comes out with him in makushita or is he going to try to make it back to sekitori?
>>242493He'll probably try to be generous enough to let Tenkaiho find either another kabu or post-elder employment, since that's who's currently renting Endo's.
>>242486>Stone steps close to the dohyoThat could injure someone. They should have low level rikishi holding the steps.
>>242495Low level thinking. They should instead elevate the dohyo so there's a straight path to it instead of steps and a 6 foot drop all around it.
>>242489sneak preview
>>242499I'm hoping for Dan's first henka.
>>242498Fucking spastic.
>>242499Aonishiki needs to get inside Onosato or go low and try arm pull like he did with Kinbozan but doubt that even could work because Onosato doesn't push the same way. Just what can he do to win? Henka is not an option btw
>>242504Do what Hakuho did when he thought he couldn't take Shodai's strong tachiai and just start further back.
>>242505I would be very interested to see how Onosato would handle that
>>242506Hatakikomi, probably.
>>242504He needs to go full Takanoyama.
>>242510>TakanoyamaThe most reddit wrestler.>omg le heckin skinny white guy dominates in sumo!>is really a career makushitter who fluked into being a sekitori cause half the roster was ousted
>>242512>omg le heckin skinny white guy dominates in sumo!No one said this. You're just a negative cunt. Grow up. He was fun to watch.
>>242512What event was that?
>>24251536th Ozumo One Day knockout tournament at the Kokugikan February 5th 2012
>>242516ty
>>242516who's the rikishi in that vid?
>Hoshoryu vs both of his boomer nemesis for day 1/2total zoomer death
>>242119>>242122Nabatame folding banzuke in the latest slop. He's back to schlubbing it.
>>242531He has nothing better to do so just better to put his ass to work
34 people still have Takerufuji in their stablemasters picks when he's kyujo. Lmao.
>>242518Takamisato as best I can tellformer lower rank guy that peaked at Ms16
>Daieisho slaughtering low Maegashira>'Pussy Slayer' Asanoyama attempting to recreate Teru's return to Ozeki and beyond>Wakatakakage's Ozeki promotion>Aonishiki continuing his incredible rate of development and his own Ozeki run>Tamawashi getting older but not slowing down>Numerous youngsters on the up and up>A healthy Onosato>A healthy* HoshoryuThis basho has the potential to be fucking glorious and I can not wait.*PLEASE GOD FUCK
>>242545Also that Asanoyama has sworn to commit Ozumo seppuku if he fails makes it even better. He's going to win or die trying.
>>242545>but not slowing downkyujo incoming
>>242545But maybe no Ura, so might as well skip it.
>>242550Ura isn't even that entertaining these days. He falls back on basic bitch yorikiri/oshidashi fighting too much when people want better fights than that garbaggio.
>>242551>noooo he doesn't do le obscure kimarite every time!!!hello /r/sumo. if he did le obscure kimarite every time then you would be complaining thats boring too. the appeal of le obscure kimarite lies in its rarity.
>>242545clown bashos will continue until morale improves
>>242553So Ura is a worse Aonishiki? What about Nishikigi winning via amiuchi then losing via amiuchi in the same basho?
>>242554Midorifuji swore to 15-0 this basho so like maybe I dunno.
Grand sumo preview is up on the NHK site
>>242555They hve different sumo styles, Aonishiki always goes in head on, Ura dances around the donyo until his opponent makes a mistake or if he's in a good position to backflip out of bounds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psFzS50f9BI
>>242565The audio quality of the drums is beautiful
>Horseshitryu struggles to beat Fujinokawalmao
https://youtu.be/BqEB4Tzr5nE?si=ulUzd-oKXRJi4_6fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzw2zf2oXlESlop before the basho
>>242565>Three glugs of sake down the holeEvil spirits are drinking good this basho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JzxnrbbFA0bros... Daieisho not looking good
>>242581He looked okay. You have to remember that Daieisho isn't yusho or Ozeki material. He's Makuuchi salaryman who clocks in, puts in an 8-7, and goes home. Him losing to guys like Hosh, Kiri, and even Tamawashi in this form is fine. Down at M10 he should do great if his leg doesn't give him trouble.
Tamawashi will retire next year
>>242587He's earned it desu.
Is it time to move to /sp/?
>>242591sure, just don't let a danfag cook
Does someone have that video of 4chan soccer with sumo themed team?
/sp/ thread made, forgot how to crosspost but it's >>150756639 over there if someone could link to it.
>>242596>>>/sp/150756639
>>242582:(
where the fuck are the day 1-2 highlight videos, NHK
>>242707YouTube channel for Sanyaku bouts.
>>242717Which one? They're not on NHK world as they usually are. A couple other people seemed to have uploaded them themselves though. Weird
>>242735https://www.youtube.com/@sumo-video
>>242736But I need Murray Johnson's sultry voice
>>242737NGMI
