Onosato edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>252379
Now this is how you make a thread
Still waiting for the OP image to be posted on /fa/.
>>253248I don't think there's any overlap in posters here, anon. You'll have to make an expedition.
>>253250I'd rather you did the work and spoonfed me the result.
So which thread is the real new one?
>>253254This one.
>>253254You're in it
Chances that horse goes kyujo 5 matches in?Chances Onosato also goes kyujo because his injury hasn't fully healed?Is it just me or is this Basho really looking like it's going to go to a Dan win right from the start.
The lowest rank to ever jump into Makuuchi in one tournament is from J13, which was Endo in 2013 from J13 to M13 after getting a 14-1 Y. This makes it extremely improbable that Kazuma will be in Maegashira by March, and likely by May.
>>253258We dont see enough zenshos these daysTherefore Kazuma will give us one
>>253259Desu Kazuma is the best chance we've had in a while of getting one. Kusano came close but Kazuma has the size to back it up.
>>253261His knees will crumble to dust this year.
>>253262Shut up.
Do not support Naruto-beya
>>253257The Emperor is attending on day 8. It would be an unthinkable disgrace for a yokozuna to start the basho, but not be there to do the special dohyo-iri for the Emperor. If they can mount the dohyo, they'll mount the dohyo, even if by day 8 they're facing make-koshi.
I really wish /xs/ had moderators
>>253268Hiroshimoot should up their pay. Lets say a +20% increase?
>>253267That only applies to rikishi that value hinkaku.
>>253254The other one because it was first. Also because it's OP image is slightly less gay.
>asasuiryu after fighting kazuma
Kazuma bros are eating good this basho. Finally made it to Juryo after his injury set back and is looking prime to zensho. All of the decent juryo guys are either promoted to makuuchi or injured .... its our time.
>>253257Injured Hoshoryu could mean anything, and we've never seen before injured Onosato or yusho hangover Dan. Anything could happen.
>>253276GIGANIGGA
This is Kazuma's first opponent.
>>253281they really dont want to drop out the juryo guys huh
>>253284Only 2 KK among the top 8 Ms guys tbfHimukamaru and Shiden dropped down, also on 5 wins
>>253279Literally just hold W on your keyboard my man.
Imagine being a makushita grinder
>>253287Wakatakamoto...
>>253276It's basically Kazuma v Fujiryoga in Juryo.
>>253287Imagine being a jonidan grinder in danger of falling to jonokuchi... OH WAIT >>253245
>>253293Truly the ugly bastard of all sumo.
>>253293Koga is only 19, he has yet to unleash his final form
>>253295He's 20. His birthday was the 12th of December.
>>253296Did you send him a birthday present?
>>253297Yeah, eyebrow tweezers.
>>253298But thats his charm point
Why isn't Onosato married yet?
>>253303The Japanese should have him take at least 10 wives to help with the birth rates
I have understood the core of my appreciation for sumo. It is not the athletics, nor is it the tradition. No, it is the sheer beauty of seeing how it is possible to sculpt the human body and turn it into an elegant and graceful object in the dohyo. Loading the rikishi up with chanko and rice to increase their mass, and then carefully working the human form into such a thing. And to then see the retired elders shed all of those pounds like tears in rain and assume a "normal" figure once again as if it had all never happened. It is sublime, to witness such control over the physicality of the great ape. Only a fool would dismiss them as merely fat. Yes, this is the essence of what gives sumo its mysticism.
The body of a rikishi is a subversion of expectations. To observe such an unassuming figure move with such precision in the dohyo is like witnessing Michelangelo turn a block of marble into a work of art.
>>253278>yusho hangoveronly happens to unserious mental midgets like onosato
>>253289lmao that "the next great yokozuna" takerufuji now isn't even considered a threat to beat noobs in juryo. his yusho will go down in history as the clownest basho of all time
>>253314>the clownest bashoNah.
>>253254All Dan threads are fake and gay and cursed
Its hilarious that the Redditiers here all hate Dan so much just because he is White
Takerufuji's legs aren't that small. It's pure muscle and bigger than the legs of everyone posting ITT.
>>253286tell that to onosato>>253327it's funny how everyone makes fun of takeru's legs, while ichi has even thinner legs.
>>253342ichi is taller and his body is more slim
they are erasing hakuho so much that they didnt show the legendary zensho end by kisenosato on the oyakata channel, despite showing other bouts from the same tournament
>>253346>HakuhoWho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjwWZk5bTUohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T07nIUglTDMDOUBLE SLOPPA WITH HOSHORYU BLESSING US PLEBS WITH HIS PRESENCE
>>253303Why did you think the Emperor suddenly decided to attend?
>>253351Don't be silly, the Emperor is already married. He's there to watch Onosato banish all the gaijin upstarts.
I wonder if Koga will be the first heya shooter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjwWZk5bTUoHoshoryu content? FOR FREE??? Also it's from Christmas day, neat. Nice to see beyas getting more up to date on their releases. Some Futaslop has been upwards of three months old on release.
>>253366>YukiamamiI hurt my ankle>EveryoneIn the basho? In training?>YukiamamiIn the bathGod I hate him, he's such a slob who puts in no effort.
>>253370Hoshoryu was wearing drip on that video
>>253366Something felt so off and unfunny about Hoshoryu's humour with that giant dish of sushi towards the end. The fact that no one started eating it and Hoshoryu seemed surprised at that makes me think that he lacks the rapport with the other guys to really pull off the sort of humour he puts out. He came across as a bit of a dick honestly, especially the part where he took Syunrai's phone.
>>253372He's always been a goofy kid, and the fact that he's now Yokozuna makes it extra awkward.
>>253373It just came across as something that a schoolyard bully would find funny.>Haha I'm hogging the food>Haha I took your phone off youAnd no one can tell him to cut that unfunny shit out because it's Japan and he's a Yokozuna.
>>253350Its hilarious to look how FutaGoyAma sits on his beer bottle case throne in front of banquet feast while his wife hands him money to give to the wrestlers. Its like some sort of multi aspect humiliation ritual
>spends 10 years in pro sumo>briefly an ozeki>one yusho, handful of kinboshi and prizes>retires>no elder stock>in debt>gets caught smuggling guns for the yakuza>wife leaves him and takes his kids>dies at age 34 working in a chanko restaurantwtf
>>253378Nigga speed ran the bad ending story line of sumo wrestler
Shunta given the importance task of carrying Futagoyama's alcohol.
https://youtu.be/T07nIUglTDM?si=V8sjDgYWuBjZ-0bQ&t=1440Mita's injury really is eating him up inside. When he talks about doing what you can to avoid injury Okami-san looks like she's welling up and looks towards Mita.>*then he cracks open a can*Classic Futagoyama.
>>253358Why are they eating on the floor? Why is the TV also on the floor?
>>253390You missed the best question>Why is a sumo elder sitting on a plastic fucking beer crate in his own home?
>>253390Japan.>>253393Tradition.
>>253395While injuries are inevitable, they aren't all the same and a big ol' ACL injury is a huge deal.>He's not a large man and he can't keep trying to fight like he is one.LOL PICREL
is there bingo for this basho?
>>253398bingo anon died
>>253399f
>>253390>>253393The beer crate is a dual purpose TV stand/ Shisho throne.
>>253399Good
>>253375Happy wife, happy life,
>>253375women originally handled money in japan because money, like a woman on her period, is kegare and unclean. it's also why women aren't allowed on a dohyo.
>>253401s-sugoi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY2ZeV5PH-gMochi pounded by Asanoyama...Makes me think of Asanoyama pounding me...
>>253412This is true. Worrying about money was a womanly thing. Samurai just did whatever they wanted and the women had to figure out how to pay for it. I read about it in Shogun which is basically a historical document more or less.
>>253390what more does a man need?
sumo time
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>>253390Japan doesn't need western devil chairs, only glourius tiny tables and sitting on the floor.
>>253501He se Nelly, he be Jelly. Hater's gonna hate.
